#comedy dialogue prompt

[buckybarnessssss15]

Dialogue prompts for a comedic/sarcastic character

"God, this door won't budge!" "That's because it's locked, dumbass."

"Do you think my crush notices me?" "With that hair? Absolutely not."

"Are you calling me a liar?" "Well, I ain't calling you a truther, bud."

"Life is short...And so are you."

"Why are you always drinking coffee?" "More espresso, less depresso."

"What are you eating?" "I'm eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti."

"You want a good girl/boy? Well, I'm bad *smirks* At everything."

"Are you going to eat that?" "No, I'm going to wear it as a headdress."

"Why do you never talk to me?" "Because I don't like you."

"Keep rolling your eyes at me, maybe you'll find a brain back there. Highly unlikely though but at least you're trying."

"Keep talking shit. You'll say something smart eventually."

"Oh, my gosh, you're so fat!" "Hey, my weight can be fixed, unlike your ugly face."

"You're so ugly." "Yeah? Well, I used to believe in evolution until I met you. Humans really have taken a step back, haven't they?"

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[whumble-beeee]

"Hey, uh, you think i could throw you across the room?"

"What? No, don't do that, what?"

"No but like, I probably could. Like physically. You're a pretty tiny little guy. Come here."

"No! Stop, get away from me! I'm not your frisbee!"

"gasp I could frisbee you across the room!"

"NO–!!"

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[theprofessionalpromptmaker]

“Maybe it’s a good mood. Maybe it’s a manic episode.”

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[just-a-few-prompts]

A cried out in frustration. “You are a thorn in my side, B!” they shouted, fuming.

“Ooh…” B cooed sympathetically before bending into a deep bow. “My sincerest apologies, A. We should put the past behind us.”

They looked up, a mischievous glint in their eyes. “After all, I’d rather be a pain in your ass-“

With another shout, A dove back in, and violence quickly ensued.

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[thewritersline]

Person A: “So basically, I need you to pretend to date me. Obviously if you don’t want to I can try to find someone else, but--” Person B: “I’ll do it!” Person A: *surprised silence* Person B: “Uh, I mean, it’ll be fun, right? Funny, I mean. Pretending date you will be funny. So you don’t need to ask anyone else.”

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[seafoam-icecream]

“Finally! After all this time, I’ll know who you really are under the mask, my dear nemesis.”

“You can’t.”

“That’s the thing: I can, and you can’t stop me.” *rips mask off* “Oh my.”

“Oh my, what? Is there something on my face?”

“No, but I have to admit, I’m a bit underwhelmed. I always thought you were either really ugly or deformed in some way, or that you were incredibly attractive. But turns out you’re really just average, no offense.”

“I’ve…been called worse.”

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[pensbridge]

For Writers of Tumblr~

☘️response to~"I'm breaking up with you"?🌻

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♧"You-'re...whAt?"

♧"Are you sure?"

♧"What?!? Why?"

♧*[laughs]*

♧"..I'm breaking up with you."

♧"You can't do this."

♧"Please, don't do this."

♧"Is this because I spilled [wine] on the sofa??"

♧*speechless*

♧"I'm afraid I can't let you do that."

♧"Please--We've been done for months."

♧"...No."

♧"I'll respect your decision--if that's what you want."

♧"You're a coward."

♧*[crying]*

♧"Ok."

♧"Did/Are you cheat(ing) on me?"

♧"You don't mean that."

♧"FUcK YoU!"

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[prompts4dummies]

“How did you survive two years in this place?”

“I'm a simple person. A bed is enough to make me stay.”

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[buckybarnessssss15]

Comedic dialogue prompt

"Are you sure about this? I mean, we're about to jump out of a plane without a parachute."

"Red bull gives you wings, remember?"

"I don't think-"

"GERONIMO, BITCH!"

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[thunder-pierogi]

Story prompt: A species of alien beings that understand all the complexities of the universe and have mastered space and interdimensional travel because they can think in such an abstract way and comprehend higher dimensions that are inconceivable to humans - but are critically inefficient and disorganized in fuck all else because they lack the linear thinking and lower-dimensional reasoning that humans have.

Human: So this is your ship! Amazing! What a wonder of technology! I can’t wait to learn all about it!

Alien: Thank you, btw watch out for that corridor, we must stoop to go through it.

Human: Then…why did you design it that way…why didn’t you build it high enough for you to walk through?

Alien: Huh, didn’t think of that.

Human: *glances over* Hold on, why is the pantry on the bridge? And why are there socks in the pantry? WHY IS THERE MILK IN THE SOCKS?

Human: *opens electrical panel* Oh my fucking god. Someone get me a toolbox this shit is atrocious.

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[theprofessionalpromptmaker]

Person A: I think he hates me. Person B: Even if he does, you also hate you, so this just means you two have way more in common than you realized.

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[just-a-few-prompts]

“B! Don’t fall!”

“I don’t exactly have a choice here, A!”

#dialogue prompt #chat prompt #conversation prompt #incorrect quotes #comedy prompt #scene prompt #character prompt #story prompt #writing prompt #prompts #It was this shit about falling out of a helicopter lol

[moonie-moonmoon]

Writing prompt #4

You've angered your boyfriend, he's chasing you all over your house. You get inside your room and try to keep the door closed while he struggles trying to open it.

Because you're a dumbass who doesn't know how to apologize, you try to calm him down with the only method you know. Nothing can go wrong, right?

"Babe, I love you!!!," you yell desperately.

"Yeah, I love you too, but I swear I am going to kill you when I get in there!!!"

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[seafoam-icecream]

“I can’t be the only one who’s noticed that these new heroes are a bunch of kids. I mean, just look at their awkward gangly limbs!”

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[gojiti]

A comedy sketch of Polyphemus the Cyclops and his brothers talking about who blinded him in the style of "Who's on first"

#The Odyssey #polyphemus #greek mythology #comedy #dialogue prompt

[prompts4dummies]

“Something really crazy just happened to me.”

“Which is?”

“I realized I'm in love with you.”

“Not surprised. One can only resist this beauty for so long.”

“You know what? I think I'm over you.”

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