#cursed night thoughts

[dark-muse-iris]

Happy New Year to everyone EXCEPT for Cube, who had the nerve to put Hui, one of the greatest vocalists of his generation, in a competition show. Judges include Yujin, formerly of CLC (disbanded), and Wanna One members--whose debut chart topper Energetic was partly written and produced by Hui.

I can't even watch this, y'all. There's no shame in that company whatsoever. If they're not gonna promote Pentagon, then they need to bail like they did with over half their other groups so I can at least have my solo Hui albums eventually. There's dick-me-down ballads welling inside in that man and I need them.

Cube has never recognized talent within their walls more than a couple years, then they squander it. What a WASTE!

#cursed night thoughts #iris rambles

[fox-guardian]

As funny as it would be for there to be another sans vs reigen standoff, I Do think it'd be really funny if we got Cecil to go all the way. Especially since, in my opinion, he stands the test of time and has come all the way around to the new brand of sexyman.

Like, yes, he was, in WTNV's early days, given the twink treatment. Dapper style, youthful features, etc. But he was never like that canonically.

He dresses horrifically (affectionate), he's canonically an older man even in the podcast's beginning, and he is and never has been a twink (he is neither thin, nor fat. Implying at thinnest, straight-sized, and at biggest, mid-sized).

Obviously this doesn't change the fandom's sexymanification of him, but it does lead him to fit more nicely into the sexyman that the aging tumblr userbase has recently developed:

The Babygirl.

Listen. Apart from the above, he can't cook for shit, he's petty, he's written Jaws slash fic and had his intern beta read it, he is CANONICALLY a dilf, he grows his own weed, he loves his husband So Goddamn Much, he won't shut up about how much he carnally desires said husband, he mentions his kinks on the fucking air, AND HE EVEN HAS A FUCKING TUMBLR.

I think he fits the bill for the pathetic older queer man that tumblr has grown so very Normal about. He is so very powerful. And after ten years of being this way I think he should be allowed to go all the way to the top. I think he's earned it.

Sure, if he doesn't stand a chance in the final four, I'll accept sans vs reigen. But if it gets close enough, say, above 40%.... Maybe we could push to go all the way. For the bit. For one of the original sexymen of tumblr history. For our dear gay uncle, Cecil Gershwin Palmer. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

#ramblings with major #welcome to night vale #wtnv #cecil palmer #cecilsweep #I JUST THINK HE COULD DO IT #HE'S BEEN DOING PRETTY WELL SO FAR WHAT IF HE WENT ALL THE WAY #ill go for sans v reigen but i want to submit my thoughts for the bit #cursing

[pokimoko]

haunting the narrative -> haunted by the narrative -> haunting the narrative -> haunted by

#adventure time #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #betty grof #petrigrof #fan art #fanart #art #digital art #my art #just a lil something something i did for fun #adventure time has always been the show that makes me want to draw (i have SO many AT drawings from 2015 it's ridiculous) #but now I'm coming back to that ye olde passion with new digital art skills and many more evil tragic thoughts (thank you fionna and cake🙏) #i couldn't get the thought about them haunting and be haunted by the narrative out of my head so I had to make some art for it #the caption for this was almost: so who wears the haunted by the narrative in the relationship? #they take turns of course because damn these guys really do be having that tragic romance huh. hot potato cursed existence #never quite on the same wavelength. always out of reach. their love the very thing that dooms them to be apart. a love defined by absences #like two ships in the night passing each other by. except they keep trying to seek the other out. and so end up going in circles #the tragic dance of madness and sadness. lead on and i shall follow. ....so anyway...these two amiright? #/might/ have to write something at some point...maybe... #because like... ghosts are my thing. and these two...well. even when they aren't haunting the narrative they are still ghosts #never let themselves live in the present and okay I'm going to stop now. enjoy the art byeeeee #...AND they'll never be at peace because they'll always be reaching for a version of each other that no longer exists and— #(i am dragged kicking and screaming from the room before i can devolve into a full blown meta)

[heybiji]

dande's dying btw

#dungeons and dragons #dnd #dnd art #dnd character #dnd oc #dandelion treehollow #more specifically he's ROTTING #don't get punched by a mummy yall #ok but narratively dande rotting to death is very satisfying to me what with his arcane focus being a rotten tooth he wears as a necklace #but also #DANDE'S DYING #it's okay they just gotta find someone who can remove the curse... #down in these caves................... #dandelion is dying. #very funny considering the night before when the paladin was trying to get him to find jesus dande was like #nah i'm good i aint gonna be dying again any time soon #hahahahahahaha #anyways he's FURIOUS ABOUT IT #ravelers #dande is DYING #i do love dande reacting with pure rage when his mind is overwhelmed with the thought of dying #it's fun to play in contrast to his typical demeanor #dande is dying #send your thoughts and prayers #also he's stuck at 10 hp and can't be healed!! #THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS

[lizardwoman-from-earths-core-2]

Pov: You're Otto Chriek and the Ankh-Morpork Times is writing a puff piece on the Patrician. You need a photo for the occasion, and you've just told Vetinari to pose in any way he feels like.

#discworld #terry pratchett #havelock vetinari #this picture is old news at this point but i dont care #curse these night time thoughts!

[antisocial-author]

HE HAS BEEN LIBERATED

#tumblr sexyman #tumblr sexyrematch #sans #undertale #cecil gershwin palmer #welcome to night vale #CONGRATULATIONS ON THE WIN CECIL. YOU ARE NOW BEARER OF THE CURSE. #promised myself i'd post this if cecil won bc i thought it was hilarious. past me was right this is so funny #so take a crummy drawing and have a good day. maybe campaign for a tumblr sexyWOMAN competition #i want to be harrowhark's campaign manager

[macksartblock]

If you’re looking for requests-

Can I get a teen-high-binder transmasc Normal?

I now see Teenie the Teen every time I close my eyes

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #normal oak #normal oak swallows garcia #you know that upon requesting this that the chance of recreating the miku binder was high #it was my first thought and then after duplicating all the teenie faces I thought I should make a less cursed version #I didn’t draw it but I just imagine Lark staring at this sewing project and having a nightmare the following night #my artwork

[shima-draws]

God gives his toughest battles (being at work DESPERATELY wanting nothing more than to be at home playing the new Genshin Fontaine update) to his bravest soldiers (me)

#Shima speaks #Genshin Impact #I PUSHED IT LAST NIGHT EVEN. I went to bed later than I should have bc I was having TOO MUCH FUN... #I have a lot of thoughts but here are some #A. STEAMPUNK STEAMPUNK STEAMPUNK STEAM PU #B. Fontaine gives me MASSIVE Unova vibes. Mountainy region with lots of pine trees.....also reminds me of home irl #C. THE UNDERWATER SECTIONS ARE SOOOOOO COOL AND SO FUN AND SO PRETTY AND SO #D. I got Lyney on literally my LAST pull call that lucky ducky #E. The update was TOO chonky....I had to delete HSR off my iPad bc Genshin's so FUCKING thicc. WHY is it so thicc #I was able to redownload HSR onto my phone bc my phone ACTUALLY has decent storage space. #I mean my iPad has 64 gigs but Genshin takes up like. 40 of that #And HSR is around 13 gigs rn #My iPad was like nope can't do it fam ;) #Me: NAURR!!!!! #Anyway I'm the bearer of the curse (being at work wanting to play in Fontaine so so so SO bad)

[ride-a-dromedary]

You're not a doppelganger, are you? Trying to study me, learn all my secrets so you can take my place?

#Baldur's Gate 3 #bg3edit #bg3 spoilers #Halsin #otheredits #blood tw #what would even be the tw tag for this? implied child endangerment? (that didn't happen)? #imprisonment tw #doppelganger tw #my stuff #hey you wanna see something that makes me really sad - there you go - yes i spent several hours on this what of it #hey fanficcers - I need someone to write a halsin centric thing with the line 'I do not deserve to see the sun again' crossing his mind #whether that be from his time with the drow or after the shadow curse - please i need #orin's imitations of the companions she kidnaps are always slightly off (obviously) but the gal uses the *exact right pressure points* #where it's like...it almost feels as if we get a peek into the reality of their thoughts #is it SUPPOSED to come off that way? no clue - but that's how i read it #that bit about the shadow curse applies in my mind because as is based in implication #halsin had to leave the wounded behind while he rescued survivors - you don't think those screams echo in his head #every single night? #and halsin not thinking he deserves seeing the sun? because of all the godforsaken things *he* was the one left from that tragedy? #yeah #also what in the dragon age origins is the lighting of this scene #was gonna make another gifset but this took me four hours lol

[kittydoremi]

Comfort 💙🖤

#kinda ooc but I wanted to draw it bc I thought it would be cute 😅 #Sonic is having the blues #The whole curse thing is stressing him out #he doesn't like it at all 😔 #Shadow lets Sonic hug him #Sonic The Night Giant #Cursed Sonic Au #sonadow #shadow the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog #sth #sonic au #sonic fanart #sonic art #sth art #sth fanart #sonic #sonic fanfic #sonic fanfiction #blueberry muffin #sonic x shadow #wholesome #🦔💜🌙

[dark-muse-iris]

I don't have the energy for fanwar shit, especially when the songs aren't even good--or worse, not good anymore. 🤷‍♀️

#twt fans can see a blade of grass twitch and think it's about a song hitting the charts #like the drama won't even make sense #and that's why i keep coming back to tumblr #where i can look at sweaty crotch gifs #it's pure wholesome filth that doesn't assume anything about me #and so much of fandom has lost that #why can we just talk about the last k-pop song we came to? 😭😭😭 #cursed night thoughts #iris rambles #narcolepsy & adhd just making me unfiltered of late

[ima-ghost-art]

Here he is!

The one

The only

Husband and Romance Partner to Cody Walsh himself

LOOSE BARON!!!

he's not exactly how I planned but I'm not going back to change it now lol

made sure to add the oogie boogie tattoo that made Cody fall inlove with him too lmao

#is this cursed? definitely! #but ngl so was the chaos of the 2nd London live show! i can't believe i actually saw it!!! (IT WAS SO GOOD!!!) #my friend who is completely new to d20 but came with me as my emotional support tall guy also thought it was awesome!!! #(tho he had absolutely zero clue to what was happening besides kinda knowing the fh characters) #but anyways i just had to draw our dear loose baron bc holy shit i love him guys #he is so weird and pathetic #so perfect for Cody #the battle to save Calorum from slowly turning into Pinocchio via punching the nightmare king to let Cody have Loose Barons hand in marriag #was honestly quite thrilling #loose baron #time quangle #time quangle live #time quangle spoilers #loose duke #baron from the baronies #dimension 20 #d20 #same emotional support tall guy will be so disappointed if he finds out forgot to make dinner bc I was drawing this and it's now nearly 6am #so now i shall make dinner - so if you've read the tags this far thankyou and good night :D

[awhimproned]

broke: stede obviously topped that night, he not only manhandled ed in but was also the one to take off his shirt first and close the curtains. ed let him have the reins, he was already into that when he heard the "captain voice" before. he also knew stede needed some sort of anchor and control and reassurance after ned low played into his insecurities and to show stede the pet thing wasn't true at all. he also couldn't say i love you back to stede in comfort and surrendering him like that was a way of showing it. this was also a way of showing stede he was the captain. there was also the oil bottle and the rings by stede's side on the bedside windowsill in the breakfast scene.

woke: ed topped that night. stede was reeling, terrified, horrified and high on adrenaline, had just killed someone (for ed or not) and needed all the comfort he could get. he initiated physical intimacy (either thought that was what a tougher man would do or it was out of avoidance and in desperation to feel something better the moment he saw ed -- who symbolized comfort and safety) instead of wanting to talk about it and ed saw that, and being the more sexually experienced one in the relationship, wanted to quite literally get stede (an overthinker) to a state of too fucked out to think anymore for that night and take care of him so he couldn't harm himself with those thoughts - as ed also knew that was all he could do to help stede for the moment. tldr he service topped stede stupid. that's why he's the one bringing breakfast the next morning and stede's sitting crooked.

bespoke: they're vers4vers ya nasties. all interpretations (except non-con and dub-con implications) are valid

#blackbonnet #gentlebeard #ed x stede #stede bonnet #ed teach #edward teach #blackbeard #ofmd #our flag means death #does it show i thought about that scene too much #i still think about it #and i'm yet to see a fanfic with the second scenario im about to lose it #because stede needed to be taken care of man. his state of mind was so fragile #i love sexy pirate masc stede but sexy pirate stede is also like. not him. its him trying to be someone else so he feels worthy (of ed) #thats why i loved that cursed suit part #he loves soft things. he loves fine things. he is soft. and maybe dropping the tough man front that night would have been therapeutic #i think about s2 stede too much #ofmd s2 #ofmd s2 spoilers

[bangtanjjks]

I was going through my old diary and found some entries I write after I finished acosf and honestly. 21 years old me was onto something.

"the only way Sarah can redeem Rhys (MY BELOVED ASSHOLE. MY TALL DARK HANDSOME VILLAIN FORCED BY THE NARRATIVE TO BE SEEN AS A GOOD GUY) is if by the end of acotar series, on the last book, she just shown Rhys broke down on the floor completely sick beyond belief when he realized that he's turning into his father. And have been for awhile. And later we found out that it's just the curse of The High Lord of Night. That any night HL that keep the position beyond a certain century would slowly got cursed to fear power. The more powerful they are, the stronger the fear is. That's why they crave to control powers. To never live in peace ever again because they saw everything as a threat to their court, getting more and more extreme in their attempt to control other's power by the years. Going insane slowly but surely. And the stronger the HL is, the worse the curse is. Because power always comes with a price. And Rhys is getting his due, he's becoming his father."

LOOK AT THAT. I FIX HIM!!!!! Seriously tho, I was so disillusioned by Rhys' character after ACOSF. That was one of the worst heartbreak/betrayals I've ever felt from a book.

#acotar #acotar thoughts #rhysand #high lord of the night court #high lord rhysand #rhysand's father #what if the HL position are actually cursed #the longer you sat on the position. the worse the curse is for you #then it will make sense why rhys' dad is kinda insane after 9 centuries of living as one #(i might be wrong. is his dad 9 century when he meet his mom???) #but u get the point. he's old as fuck #a court of thorns and roses #acosf #a court of silver flames

[flake-n-rudy]

-Hits the main cast with the Warrior Cats AU beam- haha I totally didn't put a lot of thought into this and totally do not have their own mini story thing going on hahaaaaaaaA /vanishes into the night

#throws kitties onto your feed and vanishes into the night #mod art #WarriorCatAU #sfw #ooc #DONT WORRY i wont flood a bunch of stuff on here with the warrior cat AU. Just wanted to plonk these down #as a treat. a treat for me mostly #i have a curse of 'haha wouldnt this be a funny AU' and then I put WAY too much thought into it

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Also:

If THAT RANK ASS DINKY LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER only brings back one twin or the other, the fucking SECOND I hear them ask ‘brother?’ trying to get a response from their twin, I will fucking break down crying.

#five nights at freddy's #fnaf #sun and moon show #sams #fnaf jigsaw eclipse #fnaf solstice #fnaf bloodmoon #fnaf harvest moon #my random bullshit #late night post #therefore chaotic #already internally sobbing my eyes out at the thought of this #snoweytrashposts #snoweytalks #snoweyrambles #snoweyrants #tw cursing #tw caps #tw death mention #sun and moon show spoilers #sams spoilers