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Mini Fanfic #1188: A Chance For Romance? (SSBU X Darkstalkers)

12:16 p.m. at the Smash Mansion's Living Room.......

Daisy: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) You got DIGITS!?

Chun-Li: (Eyes Widened in Complete Shock) FROM MORRIGAN OF ALL PEOPLE!!?

Dedede: (Smiles Brightly) Indeed I have! All this time I thought I would never that girl again. (Chuckles Wholeheartedly) But look at lady-luck finally handin' me a bone for once today!

Samus: (Raises an Eyebrow) Finally?

Cloud: The tow truck took De's Wheelie Cycle away earlier.

Dedede: And it was all AFTER it broke down on me in the middle of road. AGAIN!

Samus: Seriously? That's like the third time that happened this week

Luigi: You think it may be time for you to get a new motorcycle at some point? I heard they're more cheaper these days.

Dedede: ('Sigh') I might as well do so at this point. (Casually Shrugs) But it's no biggie'. (Went Back to Grinning Again) As soon as I get me a new ride, I'll be taking my potential honey to all sorts of places, satisfaction guaranteed~ (Let's Out a Hardy Laugh)

Everyone: ('Sighs in Concern')

Dedede: Ah come on! Don't be sighing like that, y'all! I've been through crazier dates before and I've made all of out unscathed!

Daisy: Yeah. Mostly thanks to us saving your hide!

Dedede: (Turns to Daisy) Girl, what you talkin' about?

Daisy: Remember the time you dated some pirate girl named Syrup?

Flashback

Syrup: (Place her Hands under a Tied UpDedede's With a Seductive Smirk on her Face) Now~ Tell me more about your kingdomnd riches~ (Uses her Sword to Poke Dedede in the Stomach) Or you walk the plank.

Dedede looks down at the ocean him and the plank were hovering filled with sharks circling around amd jump up and dpwn from the area, before screaming for his life while the captain herself let's out an elegant laugh until Daisy German Suplexed her from behind, letting out a vicious battle cry.

Luigi: (Coming Out of Nowhere, Delivering the Countdown and Slamming his Hand Down on the Ship's Boardwalk While Wearing a Referee Shirt) One, Two, THREE!

End of Flashback

Dedede: ('Sighs a Bit Dreamingly') Yeah, that lady was smokin' hot for a good for nothin' pirate captain~

Daisy: DE!

Dedede: What!? I said Good For Nothin' Pirate Captain! Y'all hearing aid ain't working or something?

Samus: ('Sigh') Moving on, there's also that time with the witch.

Another Flashback

Grutilda: (Riding on her Magical Broom While Dragging a Tied Up Dedede on the Streets Along with Her) The only thing that will satisfy this uneventful date time, is taking this fat bird's wealth and prime! AHHHEHEHEHEHEH!!!!~

Samus: You're primeless ass is about get subdued if you don't get back here with our De!! (Angrily Chases the Witch Behind on Foot Along with Chun-Li, Banjo & Kazooie)

End of Flashback

Dedede: The witch bitch was crazy, but her rhyming game was top-notch, ain't gonna lie to ya.

Samus: (Scoffs While Rolling her Eyes) Yeah, for the first five minutes. It started getting real annoying after that.....

Cloud: Let's not forget about the aftermath of the date you had with that crazy surgeon.

Dedede: ('Sigh') Don't remind me......

Yet Another Flashback

Dedede: (Starts Waking Up) ...Huh? W-What the-(Frantically Looking Around in the Dark While Laying his Back on Something Metal and Strapping him Up Tightly) Who turned off all the lights?

??????: Oh. You're finally awake.

As the lights turn on revealing the room to be some rundown apartment, the former king of Dreamland looks up to see a woman with blue hair, wearing a nurse outfit and an eyepatch, with the name "Nurse Valentine" staring down at him seductive yet very dangerously, giving him the perfect cue to scream in horror.

Valentine: Now~ Tell me where it hurts-

Before the nurse could do anything, Tifa suddenly comes out of nowhere and punch her straight across her face hard enough to send her flying toward the other side of the room right before tackling her afterwards.

Cloud: (Rushes in and Looks Down at Dedede) De! You all right?

Dedede: (Shaking in Fear) I-I-I don't know, maybe!? Check to see if my body is still in one piece- (Suddenly Felt Cloud Punching his Leg) Ow!

Cloud: You felt that?

Dedede: (Glares at Cloud) Hell yeah I did! ('Sigh') I swear. Y'all soldiers punch too hard......

Cloud: Hey! (Points at Dedede) That's EX-Solider to you, ex-king.

Dedede: Soldier, Ex-Solider, who gives a shit? Just get me outta here before that crazy nurse come-

Tifa: (Punching the Daylights Out of Valentine in the Background) Don't. You. EVER. Kidnap. Our. King. And. Friend. Again. YOU HEAR ME!?

Dedede: (Eyes Widened at the Sound of Those Punches) .......Tif molly-whopping her ass, isn't she?

Cloud: Yep. (Starts Taking the Strap Covers Off of Dedede) She's been worried sick, you know?

Dedede: Uh-huh. Remind me to never piss her off again........

End of Flashback

Dedede: Her crazy ass gives every medical team in the globe a bad name......(Still Notices the Worried Looks on Everyone's Faces Before Sighing Again) Okay, listen, I know my dates gotten a lot more insane than usual, but Morrigan doesn't seem all that bad to me, at least in comparison to those wacky nutjobs that's for sure.....(Turns to Chun-Li) Chun, you had history with her before before, right? Has she does anything sinister under you watch? You know, besides doing all those succubus activities you mentioned?

Chun-Li: (Crosses her Arms While Reminiscing on the Past) No, actually. Despite her troublesome tendencies, she has proven herself to be a trusted ally countless times again. (Rolls her Eyes a Bit) Especially during those worlds hopping fiascos we kept getting dragged into.......

Samus: (Turns to her Girlfriend with an Impressed Smirk on her Face) Ah is that right?~ How crazy are we talking here? World ending crazy or the more random side?

Chun-Li: ('Sigh') Both. We were tasked to find the Portalstone and return it back to it's rightful owners which that, in it of itself, sounds a whole lot easier said than done in retrospect, but I digress for now. (Frowns a Bit a Dedede) Are you really sure you wanna go through with this ordeal, De? There's no telling what lies ahead for you two going forward.

Dedede: Yeah, it's a tall, risk making order go through for sure, but I think I'll be more prepared for whatever happens this time around, you know? So yeah, I'm sure. (Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head Back and Forth) I was gonna ask y'all to keep looking out for me if you want, but now I feel bad for dragging y'all into my crazy love life in the first place.

Daisy: (Happily Hugs Dedede Along With Everyone Else in the Room, Minus Cloud who is only Patting the atop of his Head) Nah, don't worry about all of that, you big lug. We're a family. We always got your back whether you ask for it or not.

Luigi: You have any when you're to text her? The Dine-in is about to close in the next few minutes or so.

Dedede: I'll text her a little later. I'm certain she already has a busy schedule in her hands knowing her profession.

Meanwhile at the Koop's Hot Springs

Morrigan: (Sighs Very Relaxingly as She Sits Down on Soothing Hot Tub) Finally~ Free from work at laaast~

Lilith: (Sighs While Sitting in Fron of her Older Sister) Sis, you've only worked in that place for five to six hours. It's couldn't be that long.

Morrigan: You don't know what it's like in there, Lili. The pestering customers, the grumpy, rude mannered manager yelling at your ear all morning, the excruciating pain you feel when you have to stand and walk around while you work for those amount of hours......

Lilith: (Puts on a Deadpinned Look on her Face) No one told you to wore those new heels of your all morning, Morrigan.

Morrigan: (Pouts at Lilith) But they look marvelous on me!~ I would do them a terrible disservice if I didn't have them on me today!

Lilith: Then wear them for an occasions then if you love 'em so much! It saves both of us the trouble.....

Morrigan: I'll wear them whenever I feel like wearing them, thank you!~

Lilith: (Rolls her Eyes) Still don't see how I'm supposed to be the immature one of this nutty family, but go off I guess.

Morrigan: Go off I shall! (Smiles Brightly) Especially now that I have brand new gentleman I may have fallen head over heels over!~

Lilith: (Eyes Widened) Already? What happened to that rich guy you were dating last year?

Morrigan: Who? Vega? (Turns Away) ('Ugh') I've long since been over him. Far too narcissistic for my liking and well being.

Lilith: (Simply Nodded in Agreement) Good. I never liked that creep from the beginning. He wouldn't stop seducing me and the other ladies whenever you're not around in the same area.

Morrigan: (Raises an Eyebrow) Is that right? Remind me to take care of him personally when we cross paths again.

Lilith: (Forms a Cheeky Grin on her Face) No need for that, sis~ I've kicked him in the jewels so hard that his eyes popped out. He won't be bothering for very long time~

Morrigan: (Smirks Proudly at her Little Sister) Good girl.

Lilith: Thank you!~ Now who's the lucky guy you're into now?

Morrigan: Dedede, the Ex-King Of Dreamland~

Lilith: (Eyes Widened at the Realization) ('Gasps') You that blue penguin guy in the Smash Family!?

Morrigan: The very same~ ('Sighs Dreamingly') Such a wonderful man he was, Lili~ He's handsome looking, hilarious, quite the charmer, his hair looks almost as gorgeous as mines, on the chubby side, but I don't mind one bit. In fact, I've started to gain an apperication for all things round and chunky these days~

Lilith: ('Sighs Dreamingly') Round and chunky~

Lilith smiles fondly as she daydreams about two of her romantic partners, Daisy and Luigi, seductively hip bumping one aother, showing off their big, round, plumpy rears while giggles respectively before reality starts coming back to her back to her like a boomerang

Lilith: (Quickly Shakes her Head Before Coming Back to the Topic at Hand) S-So Uh..('Clears Throat') You guys are gonna go on a date at some point?

Morrigan: I hope and believe so. It's our second time seeing each other in person though, so I think it would be in our best interest to take our newly found connection slow for the time being, no?

Lilith: (Forms a Teasing Smirk) Morrigan Aensland taking things slow for once? Biggest surprise I've seen in the New Years yet~

Morrigan: (Smirks Back at her Little Sister) Says the young woman in front of me who did with a plumber and a princess on the nice she first laid her eyes upon them~

Lilith: (Immediately Pouts at Morrigan) I've been coped up in our mansion for years now, SUE ME!! (Turns Away and Crosses her Arms While Blushing) Besides, it's not my fault they're both so cute, sweet, and sexy.....

Morrigan: (Giggles Softly) You are such a mess Lilith, you know that?~

Lilith: (Comically Glares at Morrigan) TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE, HUSSY!

Morrigan: (Giggles Some More) Okay, okay, calm down already. We're supposed to be here to relax, remember?

Lilith: ('Sigh') Yeah, yeah....Let's get this R&R session over with so you can head back home and text your future boyfriend all day.

Morrigan: (Smiles Brightly) Sounds like a plan!~

Few Minutes Later

Dedede: Yo!

Dedede: Wanted to let you know its me textin' u

Dedede: De•De•De!✌

Morrigan: Hello, my darling King!~ 👑

Dedede: U mean former king, right?

Dedede: Cuz I still don't have my castle back.

Dedede: Or my Wheelie Cycle....

Morrigan: I know what you mean, you poor thing lol

Morrigan: Doesn't matter to me that you're royalty or not

Morrigan: You'll always be a King to me, my dear~ 😘

Dedede: .........Damn

Dedede: Not even a minute goes by and u making me blush already!?

Dedede: Has to be new record or somethin lol

Morrigan: Lmao I'm so happy I made you feel that way, darng!

Morrigan: Because from here on out, I'm going to do everything in my power to spoil you to the rotteness of all cords~

Morrigan: Figuratively of course 😉

Dedede: Well, bring it on then, little lady~

Dedede: I've been eating more sweets than a fat kid lovin' cake, I can take you on!

Morrigan: Challenge Accepted, Dear~ 😘 😘

............................................................................

Cloud: (Notices the Text Messages on De's Phone) Feelingmore adventurous today, aren't we, De?

Dedede: (Casually Shrugs) I'll take what I can handle. Now hush and let me text my potential woman in peace.

Cloud: Whatever. (Went Back to Watching TV)

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