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danmeiarchive · 8 months
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The Disabled Tyrant’s Pet Palm Fish by Xue Shan Fei Hu -- a brief review (VAGUE spoilers under the cut)
Novel length: 156 chapters
My Rating: ♥♥♥♥½ / 5
This novel is a fun silly romp with plenty of face-slapping and courtroom drama. Overall, this is a fun one and while I enjoyed it very much it is perhaps not one for everyone. Our main character is pretty OP and seemingly able to overcome any and all trials with his powers of being a CUTE MAGIC FISH.
Content warnings and some VAGUE SPOILERS in regard to the disability and representation under the cut.
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What kind of story is The Disabled Tyrant's Pet Palm Fish?
DTPPF is a transmigration story. So anticipate all sorts of transmigration shenanigans and tropes. It's also a story that is clearly meant for fun and not to be taken seriously. But that doesn't mean that it doesn't have heart -- there were a few times I teared up and cried as I got hit right in the feels. This is also a story with mpreg -- something that I hadn't anticipated just from the title and synopsis.
(If you are worried about the mpreg just know that it is vaguely referenced and kinda handwaved in a 'it just works' way. The novel does not go into the how or physiology. It just happens.)
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What about the disability? The tyrant is mute -- and there are some genuine moments of how he struggles with it. There's even a couple moments when he sort of uses his muteness to his advantage. It is an integral part of his character as it has changed how others treat and perceive him. It also affects his life in the imperial palace and his right of inheritance as one of the emperor's sons. It does not feel like an afterthought. That being said please check below the cut to see some more of my thoughts on this matter.
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Overall while this story does have a good amount of courtroom intrigue, drama, and backstabbing I'm still left feeling that it's a fairly lighthearted and fluffy story. I think this is mostly due to how seemingly easily and consistently our main character and his love interest are able to solve the problems they run into. It was also terribly endearing as the reader to see the tyrant falling desperately in love and just wanting to tell the main character that he is loved and that he accepts him no matter what kind of creature he is.
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Who are the main characters?
Without going into details here's a little bit about our main squad:
Li Yu aka Xiao Yu - the main character of our tale, he is a modern young man transmigrated into a webnovel he had been reading... but as the protagonist's fish! He is tasked with helping the tyrant but how can he help when he is but a small fish? He gets creative and gains some special abilities that allow him to help cause chaos and help the tyrant before eventually he is able to regain his human form for a certain amount of time. (He is referred to as "Xiao Yu" at first by the tyrant as he is a "small fish" (xiao = small, yu = fish.))
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Mu Tianchi aka Jing Wang - the protagonist of the novel Li Yu had been reading. His name is Mu Tianchi but is often referred to by his title "Jing Wang" especially at the beginning of the novel. He is said to have been born mute and as such he is not considered as a viable heir to the throne. This does keep him out of some courtroom drama but certainly not all of it. As the other brothers are fighting, scheming, and taking each other out Mu Tianchi does continue to prove to be very capable and difficult to manipulate. He also goes above and beyond when it comes to spoiling both "Xiao Yu" (the fish) and Li Yu (his human form).
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Wang Xi - protagonist's eunuch / advisor / assistant / caretaker. He's incredible and deserves so many props. He would do anything to help Mu Tianchi and Li Yu. I don't have much to say about him other than I don't know what Mu Tianchi and Li Yu would have done if Wang Xi had turned against them.
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Chu Yanyu - the original love interest of the tyrant in the novel. I won't spoil things but I will say I wanted to yeet this character every time he showed up. Just when you think you've seen the last of him he. keeps. showing. up.
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What is the plot of The Disabled Tyrant's Pet Palm Fish?
The plot of The Disabled Tyrant's Pet Palm Fish follows Li Yu's journey on regaining his human form, helping prevent certain events he knows about from the novel, uncovering the conspiracies and mysteries from Mu Tianchi's past, and securing Mu Tianchi's place as crown prince. Meanwhile Mu Tianchi and Li Yu fall in love with each other of course.
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Small critiques
I've only read this title once (so far) but unlike Silent Reading and Heaven Official's Blessing, I feel like DTPPF doesn't really have clear arcs in terms of where one book would end and the next would start -- I will be curious to see how Seven Seas splits this one up into volumes.
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There are some characters that never get names. This is not the only webnovel I've read where this happens but every time it happens I'm a little disappointed. Like, on one hand it can be hard to keep track of a ton of characters and their names but... it also is just so weird to me whenever a character continues to show up but is only referred to as "the scarred man" or in the case of this novel "the princess of JinJue." She's a pretty great character but she never got a name!
I do hope that when Seven Seas releases their translation that they will include a character list like they have in other books to help keep track of everyone. Because when the emperor's sons are mentioned sometimes it's by their birth order or title and sometimes it's by name. And of course they all have similar names (they even share a generation name -- Mu TianZhao, Mu TianMing, Mu TianChi, Mu TianXiao, etc).
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Click 'keep reading' to see more on the disability (VAGUE SPOILERS) and trigger warnings.
Disability representation in the novel
Without going into the HOW and WHY I feel it is important to mention that Mu Tianchi's disability is CURED pretty late in the novel. While I did find the outcome touching (when the main character hears the tyrant's first words and how the tyrant feels upon finally being able to speak) I think that this could be a touchy subject. I think that the novel could have not had the tyrant be cured and I would have enjoyed it just as much. And I imagine that if you're a person with a disability and or chronic illness that is reading a story where a main character struggles with his own -- only to end up magically and conveniently cured of his disability -- that it could be frustrating.
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There is also discrimination against Mu Tianchi for his disability -- he isn't considered a viable heir for the throne because he is mute, even if he is the best choice. Also since he has this disability the other characters (and the tyrant himself) worry that his children would also be disabled.
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content warnings: there's several times when jokes are made about bestiality (and a couple characters assume that Mu Tianchi's feelings towards his fish are not strictly platonic).
There is also various attempts of harm towards young children that might inherit the throne including poison, kidnapping, and threat of physical harm. Similarly, there are attempts at drugging (with aphrodisiacs, getting someone overly drunk, etc) and dubious consent situations -- (however this does not occur between our main couple). This is done in hopes of earning someone's favor, forcing them to take responsibility, and or moving up in rank and society.
There is also a character that was taken as a concubine (against her will) after her kingdom was defeated in war. All of this seems fairly standard to courtroom drama stories but I figured it would be good to mention. If you've also read this novel and think I've left some cw out let me know and I'll add them to this list.
Another user pointed out that the character of the JinJue princess is 16-- so there's some setting compliant marriages / relationships with folks who are under 18 years old. I would be surprised if she was the only character this applied to but I can't remember others right at this moment.
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tweetsongs · 4 months
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sometimes u gotta put ur two chronically ill kings together
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[Image ID: The "I Think We're Gonna Have To Kill This Guy, Steven" meme with Qiyan Agula from Clear and Muddy Loss of Love and Cale Henituse from Lout of the Count's Family. Qiyan has a hand on Cale's shoulder and is saying: "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy, Cale-nim" and Cale is saying "Damn." Behind them is a out of focus Raon, a baby dragon. /end image ID]
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web-novel-polls · 16 days
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Web Novel Sapient Animal Bracket
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["Anti-Propaganda" is NOT allowed. Please be courteous and only give reasons to vote FOR a character.]
Da Qing from Guardian
Fat black cat rights
Li Yu from The Disabled Tyrant's Pet Palm Fish
Type of Animal: fish
Submission: The main character. What do you do when you transmigrate into a dogblood novel as a FISH, and the System tells you to get cozy with the tyrannical (not rly) mute prince or else die a miserable fishy death, but you're not sure how to do that because you're a FLOPPY FISH, and then the prince treats you so well, always feeds you the best fish-feed pellets, so you fall in love with him fr, and you just wanna kiss him with your fishy fishy lips but you're a FISH. Is this bestiality?? Does this count as you having a bestiality kink if you're the beast in question??? 
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argentum-in-aqua · 4 months
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Silver in the Ashes (Argentum in Aqua #2): Chapter 47
Stubborn streak
In which Viola and Mortimer make plans, and Sabbat has a bath
(New to the story? Start here)
(No idea what this is, but interested/intrigued? Go here)
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tripstitan · 6 months
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wait wait pardon me, youre writing a web novel?? thats so cool!!!!! i saw one of your posts when i was scrolling so. i got curious-
Totes! It's up to 6000 pages already according to the analytics over on RoyalRoad, where it's hosted for free. At least, if you count the 116 page prologue that i separated out, lol. Hopefully if you decide to pick it up, you have plenty of fun reading it for a long time to come, it's a heck of a ride with the whole gamut of emotions. AAoMM is definitely my pride and joy. All I want to do is share it with more people, because it's so many things at once, that I'm sure it can be a lot of things to a lot of different people who need it. (I mean, as an aroace myself, I don't see a lot of us as protags... y'know? Let alone have a large cast of agendered characters/other Q and A characters.)
I've got a bunch more chapters in the queue to title and post for the rest of the month already, and November is a month I always buckle down and churn out a ton of content, so there's only ever more. At least until the end of "Book 9" (Really I should be calling them volumes at this point. Book 6 is over 1300 pages long and has another 400-1400 more pages to go. I can't believe I thought I could fit this whole arc into Book 5 along with another arc I had cut out, lol.)
(Son of a gun, apparently, Tumblr puts an href.li in front of every link, grrr, yeah, it might show up as a dead link if you don't delete that. The full link is below)
https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/50464/an-age-of-mysterious-memories
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warpyyy · 2 years
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i pulled a webnovel idea out of my weird little head and ended up actually writing it
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hello! you may know me as warp. i’m a disabled trans man who loves to write, and one day while impulsively walking to the library i thought of a novel idea. ever since then it has plagued my brain and i ended up making it a real thing.
so! i’d love if you could give it a read :] it’s called The World We Live in Doesn’t Need Healers. it follows the main character Tinz, who’s disabled, as he goes on a journey to find a way to help his illness. or maybe he’ll find some other things along the way... who knows! (i know. i have the whole thing planned out already and just need to write it in novel form)
if you like fantastical comedy with RPG/DND elements, please give it a read, maybe a like or a subscribe ahaha (bites lip)
link is here! takes you to the tapas page. updates are irregular as i have real life to attend to
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robobarbie · 4 months
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ROMANCE/ANGST. being the light of nightowl’s life, the most important person to this man, but being just as insecure as him, so when he starts interacting with a pretty person in the server you’re left there wondering if you’re really worthy of him. (i’m projecting again, i’m the anon who sent the nightowl deep dive 5 times, i really hope it doesn’t happen again😭)
side note (this is the most e-dating, discord, online relationship-ass prompt ever)
# general
--- mystic_pizza has joined the server ---
Quest Oh?
nightowl whoa! a new member???
lovelylola hello!!
two2 nice 2 meet u!!
mystic_pizza hehe, hi everyone <3
BIGLADY how'd you find the server? O_O
June Yeah, didn't @BloomBot disable invites?
BloomBot It was getting stale around here.
xyx LMAO
NakedToaster LMAO
salociN Hello ! Mystic Pizza !
onionthief "Stale". That's an opinion for sure.
nightowl ??
onionthief Would just like to know how BloomBot has decided our presence is "stale".
onionthief We've done nothing different, kept chatting at the same rate (I've checked), and always focused on the webnovel to a degree.
onionthief I don't understand how that's "stale".
NakedToaster bro just answered the question by speaking
xyx bro doesn't see what we see
onionthief What?
BIGLADY @mystic_pizza who's your favorite character?
mystic_pizza Damien. So easy.
nightowl oooooooo, mine too!!
nightowl why do u like him?
mystic_pizza i just think he's misunderstood... breakups aren't super straightforward a lot of the time, you know
nightowl I AGREEEEEEEEEE
mystic_pizza like, it's not even up for debate!!! people are just being rude to damien for no reason!!!
nightowl my god
nightowl where have you been...
June hahaha
mystic_pizza are selfies ok btw?
BIGLADY yeah!!
two2 hey bloombot wh y did u always allow selfies?
two2 isn't that like a personal ident thing or someth
--- BloomBot is now offline ---
two2 what..
xyx @mystic_pizza post face so we can read your aura
xyx i got them aura glasses on
NakedToaster that's just not a real thing
xyx wow
xyx post a selfie of yours then and let me read you
NakedToaster fine
NakedToaster
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NakedToaster read me bitch
xyx holy shit
xyx holy fucking shit
BIGLADY what do you see?? O-O
salociN A very handsome man !
June Salo!! Remember, toasty is NB!!
salociN Oh , my sincerest apologies . I'm still learning.
salociN A very handsome person .
NakedToaster fuck yeah salo, you are so right
xyx no no no. no. all of you, shut the fuck up.
xyx i see
xyx i see a person with
xyx with
xyx with no balls
NakedToaster motherfucker
BIGLADY that's not an aura reading...
xyx absolutely no balls in sight
BIGLADY @mystic_pizza!!!! WHERE'S THE SELFIE!!!!!
NakedToaster yeah xyx's time on earth is a little limited
xyx you'll never find me
mystic_pizza hehe, okay! <3
mystic_pizza
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mystic_pizza that's me on th e right
nightowl omg i love ur smile!! so cute!!
BIGLADY agreed!!! U R RADIANT!!! <3
mystic_pizza awww, thank u!!! u are all so nice around here!!!
nightowl we just wanna make sure everyone has a good time u know?
nightowl and damien enjoyers must be protected!!!
mystic_pizza i agree!!
mystic_pizza ah, fixed my flair
nightowl OMG
nightowl U AND ME!!!
mystic_pizza U AND ME!!!! XD
nightowl do u wanna call rq?
two2 can i join?
nightowl YA!
mystic_pizza yea sure hehe
nightowl @lovelylola you wanna call too cutie?
June The "cutie" in chat again..
onionthief Please keep that to DMs.
nightowl blah blah blah
lovelylola i'm kinda tired, i think i'm gonna sleep
nightowl awww okay
nightowl i'll call u later!!
BIGLADY gnight lola!!!
Quest Rest well!
salociN Have sweet dreams !
lovelylola good night!
xyx holy fuck
xyx @mystic_pizza
mystic_pizza yes?
xyx your aura
xyx your aura is just
xyx it's like the color of a
xyx of a war crime
mystic_pizza huh?
NakedToaster i have ur new IP bitch
xyx FUCK
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you close the laptop and sigh. it's okay for nightowl to have fun and meet other people, it's just...
gah. mystic pizza's selfie wouldn't leave your head. they're so cute... and seem to pair up pretty well with nightowl. you're sure the call is just going too well... at least you're assured it won't go too far since two2 is there.
but that's barely a reassurance. nightowl doesn't hesitate to flirt when he wants to, regardless of who's around.
you thrum your fingers on the desk and gnaw on your bottom lip. should you actually join the call? no, then you'd look insecure. do you already look insecure? is everyone wondering if nightowl likes mystic pizza more than you?
you look down at your frumpy clothes with a tired expression. ugh. maybe it's okay for him to flirt, if he wants to. this is what he's stuck with after all. who wouldn't want to flirt with someone who looks like that?
you try to ignore the pang in your chest as you stand up and get ready for bed.
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LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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danmeiarchive · 8 months
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LGBTQ+ Disabled Characters Showdown Round 1, Wave 1, Poll 16
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A character being totally canon LGBTQ+ and disabled was not required to be in this competition. Please check qualifications and propaganda before asking why a character is included.
Check out the other polls in this wave here.
Xue Xian- Copper Coins / Tong Qian Kan Shi
Qualifications:
Protagonist of a danmei (Chinese BL) webnovel, in committed relationship with a man by the end of the story. Due to pre-canon injury, he is paraplegic for most of the story, though he slowly recovers his mobility during the course of it by returning his stolen body parts (it may make more sense in context: hes an immortal dragon).
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In short: paraplegic gay dragon :D Longer version: An immortal dragon paralyzed from waist down and stuck in the mortal world after someone attacked him and made off with half his body (dragon body parts all have uses in magic or medicine). Meets an amnesiac monk and they end up going on adventure together to recover lost memories (the monk) and lost body parts (the dragon). Their dynamic is significant annoyances to lovers <3 One interesting detail: though Xue Xian can change forms, his paraplegia remains in all of them, whether he is a paper doll, a human, a big noodle, a smol noodle... (yeah he has big & small dragon forms. that time he turned into a smol noodle and wrapped himself around his future bf's wrist lives in my brain rent-free tbh) Significant part of his drive to recover his stolen bones is to be able to fly again, btw, in his true (big dragon) form. ...To make sure I'm not misleading anyone: he does recover full mobility by the end of the story, BUT his disability is a very significant part of the novel.
Zuko-Avatar: The Last Airbender
Qualifications:
Zuko is sight impaired and has PTSD. Zuko is bisexual.
Propaganda:
Zuko is sight impaired and has PTSD. Zuko isn't queer in canon to my knowledge.
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fyeahwebnovels · 16 days
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The Dream Quest of Henry Sinclair
by Tony Maravilla, aka mitspeiler on tumblr
here on royal road or here on ao3
Finished, first of an ongoing series
Urban Fantasy, Portal Fantasy, Adventure
“The year is 199W and Henry Sinclair is a young magic practitioner on the cusp of entering high school. Before he goes, he must undergo a quest, a coming of age journey to be seen in the eyes of his witch clan. He will journey into the Dreamlands, a world less real than his own, where he will meet fictional characters come to life, Dream Lords, djinni, dinosaurs, and his own dark reflection. Will he make it back home unscathed?”
cover by cinalilli here on tumblr
https://imgur.com/szLYoFG
Some of the characters *are* queer but it does not focus on romance very much, though at least one character is trans.
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web-novel-polls · 27 days
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All Submission Forms
[Last Updated: April 3rd - Please check the original post for updates/changes]
^ Closes April 18th, 2024
^ Closes May 18th, 2024
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argentum-in-aqua · 1 month
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Silver in the Ashes (Argentum in Aqua #2): Chapter 57
A candle flame bright enough to swallow the world
In which Mortimer’s suspicions are confirmed, and Fest comes to a realisation all too late
(New to the story? Start here)
(No idea what this is, but interested/intrigued? Go here)
Patreon | Ko-fi
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danmei-in-polls · 9 months
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Submissions Open masterpost
Characters:
Any character tournament
Autistic headcanon bracket
Best hater
Best new MC (character whose perspective you'd want to read about canon events from)
Canonically hot character tournament
Characters who need to be put in the incinerator suggested: old palace master (svsss)
Characters with fans (as in, handheld fans) (new!)
Characters with numbers in their names suggested: shen jiu, yue qingyuan, six balls (svsss), jing beiyuan (qi ye)
Cringefail biromantic poll
Disabled Characters Showdown confirmed: wen kexing (tian ya ke, shan he ling), zhou zishu (shan he ling) suggested: hua cheng (tgcf), zhou zishu (tian ya ke), cui buqu (wushuang), xiao xingchen (mdzs), xue xian (tqks)
Favorite disabled webnovel character suggested: see the list for "Disabled Characters Showdown" above
Favorite webnovel criminal
Favorite webnovel woman
Feral MILFs
Fuckable faves
Glasses swag
Guy followed around by a Voice
Guys you'd call mommy suggested: shen qingqiu (svsss)
Horrible Man Protagonist Showdown
Hot moms in media
I'd call her sir (horny)
Most attractive fucked-up character
Most influential twink of all time (new!)
Most Meaningless Character Death
Protagonist Poll (new!)
Pure Beef Bean (as opposed to smol bean)
Smartest webnovel character
Teen character hated by fandom
They deserve more screentime
Trans webnovel character
Transmigration destination protagonists' showdown confirmed: luo binghe (svsss), baili qingmiao (dvawtk)
Ultimate bottom
Ultimate character design tournament
Ultimate shixiongfucker/shijiefucker
Ultimate top
Women with big dicks / BDE suggested: su xiyan (svsss)
Couples / ships:
Fucked-up ships
Most Divorced Couple
Toxic Old Men Yaoi
Webnovel rarepair
Groups:
Triple trouble tourney (for trios)
Other:
Best book to movie adaptation (TV shows included)
Favorite webnovel quotes
Misogynistic Media Tournament
Webnovel monster (non-humanoid) (new!)
Not tournaments:
Can they lift Thor's hammer? Could they wield Mjolnir? (different blog with same/similar theme)
Could they assemble IKEA furniture?
Could transition have saved her? (for potential transfems)
Could transition have saved them?
Do you know this ADHD character?
The Babygirl Polls
Webnovel tournaments suggestions
Would it fix them? (new!)
Would you punt them into the sun?
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theneighborhoodwatch · 8 months
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personally we need more evil and morally grey autistics. i am sick of the notion that autistics are inherently pure or need to be inherently pure and good in order to be good representation.
people do that with representation marginalized groups in general, too. good representation means that they break out of stereotypes and portray the experience accurately, not that the character themself is morally perfect.
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good representation means that they break out of stereotypes and portray the experience accurately, not that the character themself is morally perfect.
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i could see why people would be wary if this were, say, a more corporate production headed by someone whose knowledge of living with autism/neurodivergence/disability/mental illness/etc. amounts to "i volunteered for autism speaks one summer when i was in high school" at most, and if wally was the only autistic character on top of that, but that is so far from what we're dealing with that i'm tempted to say that it isn't even worth bringing up as a hypothetical. in general, i also kind of dislike looking at this aspect of welcome home solely through the lens of Representation, as though it has an obligation to reflect Everyone's lived experiences, when the creator has quite plainly stated that it's him drawing on his own experiences more than anything else. it's kinda like how "bury your gays" as a criticism holds less weight when you apply it to, say, a lesbian writing a webnovel about dead lesbians - because then it's not someone enforcing a status quo that is inherently hostile towards queer people, it's just a queer person writing about a more tragic aspect of their own life. the story can still be criticized in other ways, of course, but that's besides the point.
and like, i don't even think wally's straight up evil - i've said as much many, Many times throughout my speculation posts on this blog. i resent the idea of a purely villainous wally just as much as i do the idea that he could never make a morally questionable decision. but nice, well-meaning people can fuck up their loved ones And themselves in some absolutely horrific ways, especially if they're convinced that it's in service of some greater good or if it's specifically for those loved ones' sakes, especially if they themselves are in a desperate situation, and i wouldn't be surprised if wally ends up being a prime example of that.
OKAY FINAL EDIT I PROMISE: i also want to point out that i specifically quoted the second half of the ask and not the first bc i don't necessarily think it's that we need more ~morally gray~ autistic characters (even though i definitely wouldn't complain if we had more of those) it's just that we need more representations of autistic people as people, like, period.
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DISABLED TYRANT’S PET PALM FISH OFFICIAL ENGLISH RELEASE APRIL 2024!!!!!!!!!!!!! DREAMS DO COME TRUE AND IF YOU REQUEST A NOVEL ENOUGH TIMES YOU CAN GET IT ON YOUR SHELVES BABEYYYYY!!!!!
https://twitter.com/gomanga/status/1679267165210550273?s=20
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[IMAGE ID – New Danmei License: The Disabled Tyrant’s Beloved Pet Fish: Canji Baojun De Zhangxin Yu Chong. Novel series by Xue Shan Fei Hu. A fantasy transmigration rom-com about a man transported into the historical world of a webnovel to win over a tyrant…as his palm-sized pet fish! Preorders open soon! Volume 1 available April 2024 (Print/Digital). ISBN 979-8-88843-261-7. sevenseasdanmei.com – END IMAGE ID]
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swamp-spirit · 1 year
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Dipping my toe into the MXTX tag again, and it reminded me that I wanted to share my experiences of having to read around 500 pages of various REALLY BAD cultivation novels (for work). SVSSS especially relies on knowledge of shitty cultivation webnovels.
To be clear, I have a lot of sympathy for (some) of these authors. Chinese webnovel writers are often under brutal time requirements (often around 1-3K a day, 7 days a week, fully edited and posted) for very little pay. They’re also under government requirements and corporate requirements to write something that’s pre-proven to sell. You have to get well established to ‘earn‘ the right to experiment, and that’s a 1/10000 lottery.
That said, there’s a lot of authors who write some amazing shit within those requirements (the people who write historical revenge rebirth stories for women knock it out of the fucking park 99% of the time tbh). So here are some of my horror stories from my months reading bad cultivation novels. (warnings for sexual assault mention)
There are three types of men in bad cultivation novels:           1. Simpering lackies who do everything the lead says and feel lucky to do it           2. Comically evil bullies, physically ugly, always attacking women or simpering lackies. The lead will horrifically murder them casually.           3. Comically evil bullies, but hot and high status. The lead will horrifically murder them OR humiliate them and destroy their meridians (and they will be disabled, worse then death!)
Speaking of disability, and, unfortunately, not confined to this genre, replacing a mentally disabled person is a REALLY common setup. Either the MC is disabled through evil machinations but cured via magic at the start, or the MC replaces a disabled person. Everyone will be shocked, amazed, and pleased that they have been ‘fixed’.
Things are even worse for women. Women are sweet and innocent (romantic interest or little sister figure. Or both), doting caretakers (romantic interest, mother figure, or both), cold ice-queens (to cast their pride aside and become a romantic interest), or evil, sexy seductresses (to be murdered. Or seduced). Of the three novels I read the most of           1. EVERY SINGLE WOMAN was introduced in the exact same way. The lead would accidentally see her naked, she would unjustly attempt to murder him, and then she’d realize the truth and decide marriage was the only solution to maintain her honor.           2. Every single woman who showed up had dudes attempting to sexually assault her, from romantic interest to random village girl. Every. One. This dude could not go five feet without witnessing a sex crime.           3. This one just forgot women existed? And honestly? Thank fuck.
Characters advance via video game logic. For example, in one novel, the character Became Neurotypical, immediately murdered some dudes, stole their cultivation items, sat down, and meditated. There was no internal description on what he did to meditate, his state of mind, his faith, or his growth as a person just LITERAL CHAPTERS of describing his cultivation levels going up. “HE BROKE THROUGH THE 3RD LEVEL NOW HE COULD DO THIS IT WAS AMAZING AND UNHEARD OF“ That’s the entire arc. Character gets items, meditates, numbers go up, goes and wins battles by killing everything in one punch. And not in a cool, genre deconstruction way. It works on a logic where the main character can’t do anything ‘uncool‘. He can never struggle, even for a second. One novel involved every enemy (usually human) being turned to ‘meat-paste‘ with a single punch
You know when you’re watching an anime that needed to fill out runtime, so it keeps cutting between the hero and the villain and then somebody in the crowd going “wait, is he going to use a soul punch“, “that’s impossible, somebody that young could never use a soul punch“ “wait, how could it be“ “damn, I underestimate him“ “It’s a soul punch!“ “A soul punch!“ Have you ever craved that experience in novels? Yeah. Me neither
MYSTERIOUS FUCKING CAVES. One of the main mechanics for a character to advance is being taken in by some spirit or trapped god or soul sealed in a sword, but the primary mechanic is ACCIDENTALLY STUMBLING ON MYSTERIOUS CAVES OF RARE ITEMS. Often found when falling into a ravine and landing on a mysterious ledge. To date, none of these caves had any explaination or plot. The character just found a cool cave, took the scrolls/ate the rare wine/soaked in the magic spring, leveled up, and left. In one of the novels, by the time I got a good chunk in, the main character had stumbled into THREE DIFFERENT MAGIC CAVES. To be fair, the third cave did also contain a skeleton which put him in contact with a sealed soul who took him in so like, that’s something.
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