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darlingjmiller · 10 months

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good morning whores on this hellsite I require attention in the form of forehead kisses

#I woke up needy #I had a pedro dream don’t ask #text #elle shitposts #fr I want a big ass cuddle rn #I also binged last night and woke up sick fo my stomach so I need comfort

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voidzphere · 9 days

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what i mean when i say i like afterdeath btw

geno belongz to loverofpiggies reaper belongz to renrink

#geno sans #reaper sans #afterdeath #sanscest #undertale au #sans au #utmv #silly #shitpost #i like them #they're an old married couple #confirmed by reaper himself #(me)#ell oh ell #killz art #killz fingie doodlez

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liesmyth · 11 months

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I think John Gaius successfully utilized girlpower when he fixed global warming and quality of life inequality, and brought his favorite childhood toy to life, all in the span of one day. Absolutely no further details or points to be said about how he did any of that

He solved wealth inequality, fixed overpopulation, and took care of the issue of rising housing prices in the city of Melbourne. He became the de facto leader of the most powerful democracy on earth and dismantled capitalism. He took care of the global nuclear stockpile, cleaned up the Pacific Trash Vortex, and found the answer to several metaphysical questions that have fascinated humanity for centuries, such as "Is there such thing as a soul?" and "Does Pluto count as a planet?" He also ate the sun.

Nobody's doing it like him

#Anonymous #ask #ejg #THIS IS A SHITPOST #elle tlt posting #tlt

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chowchulo · 4 months

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Art block plus procreat keps crashing <\3

My new year’s resolution is to get married to my black eyed king

Do u guys think ell listens to chief keef

#eddsworld #fanart #fandom #art #eddsworld tom fanart #ew tom #eddsworld ell #eddsworld tori #eddsworld kid Tom #pitbull #pit attack #where did Tord go #Tom’s dog #doodle #shitpost

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fairylwt · 8 months

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heartstopper characters as textposts part 2

#heartstopper #heartstopper netflix #heartstopper webcomic #nick nelson #charlie spring #heartstopper season 2 #nick and charlie #heartstopper s2 #narlie #tao xu #elle argent #darcy olsson #tori spring #i’m so obsessed with making these #heartstopper shitpost

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fuckingyrs · 2 years

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everyday i go on this silly little website to look at the silly little post and tumblr always decides to put thing right at the top that make me wonder if it's really worth it

like what IS THIS???

#elle shitposts #shut your mouth elle

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anothertimdrakestan · 2 years

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jason: *pushing papers towards bruce*

tim: we've decided to unionize.

bruce: you've.. what?

damian: we want equal missions, rewards, and breaks

bruce: you already... get that? *reads fine print* unlimited caffine consumption, animal collection, gun storage, and disco music? you really though you had me.

jason: so you don't support unions you sick fuck??

bruce: spell unionize jason, and i'll allow all of it

jason: goddammit, the rich stay richer

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elliot-rambles · 1 month

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Incorrect Heartstopper Quotes Part 1

Charlie: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions? Nick: Put spaghetti in it. Charlie: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you. Elle: Put spaghetti in it. Charlie: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two. Tao: Put spaghetti in it. Charlie: I am no longer taking suggestions.

#this is a shitpost #heartstopper #charlie spring #nick nelson #elle argent #tao xu heartstopper #heartstopper shitpost

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thezestywalru · 2 months

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The way that I’m working on my first Percabeth au in years and it’s a legally blonde au. These new 12 year olds crushing on Walter have nothing on me ( a person who wrote horrible PJO fanfiction when they were 12 and is now a classics student)

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percabeth #shitpost #fanfiction #legally blonde #writing #walker scobell #leah sava jeffries #annabeth chase #percy and annabeth #I study Latin not Greek #elle woods

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darlingjmiller · 10 months

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my standards are high in the way that I only want that one unattainable man and everyone else simply will not do

#this is about pedro when I write this #but can apply to so many of the other old men I love #dating is a nightmare because they aren’t him #text #elle shitposts #pedro pascal

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fairylwt · 8 months

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