Dorcas: lying face down in Barty's bed complaining about Marlene
Pandora: lying face down on Evans bed complaining about Emmeline
Regulus: lying face down on his bed whining about James
Evan: *sitting on Barty's lap* gay people amiright
Barty: totally, anyway, mio bello*-
*my beautiful
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Regulus: Did you know my mother never breastfed me? Which I don't really care for but now I think I can feel the effect of it. The trauma.
Evan: Tragic. Does this concern James Potter passing by us shirtless?
Pandora: James Potter's breasts might be the solution.
Dorcas: Kudos.
Emmeline: If you were never breastfeed and Sirius neither... Do you think he asked Remus to help him with that?
Regulus: Well, he told me I need to nurse my mental health and that's how he got better.
Evan:
Barty: I just remembered I was never breastfed either.
Evan: I have a bad feeling.
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regulus is the first one who dies at the right start of the film. marlene is the inevitable lesbian death & the one who panics and tries to go to god for help only to get killed in church. dorcas is the inevitable second lesbian death, but fights back a lot and brutally injures the killer. james is the jock that seems to keep getting targeted by the killer but somehow keeps surviving until he dies with like 20 minutes of the film left. lily is the one the audience believe will be the final girl but she ends up sacrificing herself. wolfstar are the couple that makeout in public with a killer on the loose, so inevitably die gruesomely. emmeline gets turned down by the authorities when she asks for help, and gets killed. peter is found out to be the killer. mary is so final girl energy.
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James, Lily, Sirius, Evan, Dorcas, and Amelia: I like making other people happy. It’s nice to be the reason someone else is smiling.
Regulus, Mary, Remus, Barty, Marlene, and Emmeline: I take pride in the fact that people don’t like me. I hate you too, bitch.
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Regulus: I think I'm straight.
Barty: *drops dead*
Pandora: *takes her wand out* Who are you?! Where is Regulus!
Emmeline: I feel very ill.
Evan: Dorcas is trying to jump out of the window!
Regulus: You are exagerating.
Evan: The hell we are?!
Pandora: Who are you!?
Regulus: Stop that! It's me Regulus!
Evan: Did you just hear yourself?!
Emmeline: Are you cursed?
Regulus: I'm not! I just think I realized something.
Dorcas: Straight?! You!?
Evan: What do you mean by that? Why on earth would you think that.
Regulus: I don't like your tone.
Pandora: For the love of Merlin and Morgana! What is wrong Reggie?!
Regulus: Potter has breasts.
Pandora:
Evan:
Emmeline:
Dorcas:
Regulus: And they are... Attractive.
Barty: What the hell is your problem?
Regulus: I saw them! He has- breasts bigger than some women I have seen!
Evan: Did you spy on him in the shower?
Regulus: I didn't! We trained a bit together at the Quidditch pitch and I saw him taking off his uniform in the locker room but I quickly left.
Barty: Did you also see the bits down there?
Dorcas: Reg', does my breasts make you feel things?
Regulus: What?! No! Never!
Emmeline: Then does any other girl's chest makes you-
Regulus: No! Salazar no! I only thought about them because of Potter!
Evan: What about my chest?
Regulus: Get out of my sight. I said Potter's, that's all.
Barty: Then you have no taste and you are just bent for Potter.
Regulus:
Emmeline: He is right though, Potter has gotten impressive breasts.
Dorcas: It doesn't make Regulus straight!
Regulus: Oh thank Merlin I was terrified for a moment there.
Pandora: Don't ever do that!
Sirius: *barrels into the Slytherin's house, out of breath* Reggie?! Are you okay?!
Regulus: What? What are you doing here! Get out!
Sirius: I felt something horrible was happening to you.
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