Eddie Munson is a loser: he doesn't stand a chance to be with you. He's also a coward sometimes, so he doesn't dare ask you out.
He also has some virtues: his imagination, for example. It's taken him places, and has taught him a valuable lesson: if life isn't the way you want it, you can make it. In your head.
I mean, people believe what they want to. Some believe in God, and they have as much evidence as he has of his fantasy scenarios. They also help him endure life, so it can't be that bad.
Or, Eddie fantasizes about all the ways he wants you to be in his life.
I'm so tempted to make this into a series with all the times he likes to imagine the reader is with him.
Edit: this but Eddie pined for you his whole last year(s) of high school, and now that he managed to graduate he still looks for you everywhere. He still wishes you'd give him the time of the day, and still regrets not being brave enough to ask you out back then. But also under no circumstances is he going to go looking for you now. He can just pretend you're there, it's easier.
Did it :)
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I love that Adaine goes, “Oh, she’s STUPID” whenever an NPC has an off moment when her best friends are:
-a guy who tried to fight hardened pirates with the members of his dad’s pyramid scheme
-a girl who tried to ribbon dance down a tower
-a guy who got tattoos of incomplete anagrams because he thought they were clues
-a guy who thought every stranger was his dad
-Hilda Hilda
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every day i wake up and watch my emotional support millennials play insanely intricate dnd campaigns for hours on end and i am not ashamed of that
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ive made more cute ansems to make myself feel better
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Wait beesbees being mirrors of doubt and conviction
Gerties “i dont care whos kid you are!” Fight w fabian over badmouthing her honey
And Kristen being the literal saint of doubt
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I will do whoever whatever it takes to get seasons 2 and 3 of willow…
From Disney insta
Bonus: Kit smiling 🥹🥹
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HAPPY ARO WEEK EVERYONE shout out to the axmurph household for creating aro d&d characters of all time (moonshine cybin and riz gukgak)
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just...Edward resisting the lure of Bella's blood being such an obvious metaphor for the repression of sexual desire, and then you wonder why the girlies get obsessed with Carlisle Cullen, the handsome local doctor family man who has repressed his Dark Insatiable Hunger for over 300 years like come on
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MERLIN HAS JUST BEEN REMOVED FROM STAN
what the fuck. I subscribed to stan almost entirely for Merlin. literally what do I do now. I fucking hate streaming services
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I appreciate that the fablehaven cook book has the recipe for the ever so famous
“You’re about to go on a mission where you might die”
Pancakes
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give it up for the nudity tent folks
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