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berylgrace · 7 months

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percy is such a hater… i live

#as much as i love headcanoning them as musical #this is very funny to me #NEGATIVE FIVE PERCENT… hater #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #cotg

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wnyilmrpfxxxiq · 1 year

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Naked young boys at doctors office gay first time Coach Maddox used Playing with my sister panties and cum Corrida en la cara a chica tatuada puta dando o cu guloso camara oculta con mi vecina de ricos senos se moja un buen Tetona natural Por borracha beurette hijab transparent dress see trought panties Upskirt Tease and Squirting Orgasms The head Goddess of the East Coast shows off her head skills

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rosepompadour · 8 months

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She felt she was made for jewels and dresses alone. She wanted so much to charm, to be envied, to be desired and sought after.

Guy de Maupassant, "The Necklace" (1884)

#tell me you're flaubert's protege without telling me you're flaubert's protege #'i'm learning so much from him!'#'about what? how to calculate five percent of a restaurant check?'#guy de maupassant #literature

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koerinz · 2 months

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“Her green eyes pierced through him like a bullet…. No, she can’t be here--” Chapter 1 ; Penitence : Hidden Hands by @north-noire

#I absolutely could not do this scene justice and I made up the background for the purpose of composition and atmosphere but #this scene hit hard something about the description and mood #I hope it somewhat gets the tone right ^^’#eating so well on the first chapter <33 #normal about HH #(there is 100 percent chance I will do art for HH writing again)#art #fnaf #fnaf au #five nights at freddy's #charlotte emily #charlie emily #hidden hands au #hidden hands au fanart #Congrats again on ch1 north ^^

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morganbritton132 · 9 months

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Living for conspiracy Steve. You know if they tried anything Joan the Disservice cat would be on the case. You also know Diane clocked it during her looky loo walks and she’s got tea. An alliance is forming.

What’s funny about Steve’s paranoia with the electric company van parked outside is that it’s definitely just the electric company.

If SoMeBoDy would just listen to reason then maybe they might remember the bad weather they’ve been having. They live in a suburb just outside of Chicago. It’s windy and wind messes with powerlines, but Steve isn’t dumb. Thank you very much.

He knows that.

Just like he knows what logo Mike said was on the van that El flipped. And like he said, “It’s spycraft 101. Of course, they’re here after a storm. It’s inconspicuous.”

“Big word,” Eddie replies appreciatively. “How do you know that?”

“I took the SATs?”

“Now the word! Why do you think that they’re tapping our phones?”

“It’s in all the movies, Eddie.”

There’s an unspoken duh tacked on to the end of Steve’s sentence and Eddie kinda loves it. He kinda loves how confident Steve is when he’s convinced himself this shit is real and a little part of Eddie wants to play along, but he knows how quickly it can all go bad so, “Baby, please. Stevie, what are they tapping into? We don’t have a landline.”

Steve pauses to think and then peaks back out through the blinds. He mutters, “You don’t know how wiretaps work?”

“Do you?”

Steve just purses his lips and looks even harder out the window which is just Steve-speak for ‘no, actually. I don’t know how wiretaps works because no one does.’ It makes Eddie grin, sliding up behind him and whispering in his ear, “Don’t you think one of our half dozen nosy neighbors would’ve told us if someone was spying on us?”

“Not if-“

“Baby, Diane came over twice last week because she saw a suspicious car in our driveway,” Eddie hums. “It was our car, Steve.”

Steve relaxes back against his chest a little but he knows the battle is not yet won so, Eddie adds, “Sweetheart, think about it. They’d know.”

“That’s true,” Steve relents just a little and then says, “Unless one of our neighbors is a spy.”

“No, baby.”

“Like a nosy neighbor that’s always in our business,” Steve continues, building confidence. “And who has always been in our business ever since we moved in…and who is talking to the electric company people right now.”

Eddie looks out through the peak in the blinds Steve is making and watches as Diane makes her way down her driveway in her pink house shoes, waving at the man halfway up the telephone pole. She calls something up at him but they’re too far away to hear it.

He can feel Steve pull away and Eddie thinks, damn it.

“Well, that friendship was good while it lasted.”

#meanwhile Eddie has like three restraining orders out against people for stalking #but thinks the idea of the government spying on them is too crazy even though one of their best friends can move stuff with her mind #I love when characters are one hundred percent correct but in the wrong direction #it reminds me of this umbrella academy AU I was writing where Five unrolls a conspiracy theory correctly but then accuses #Diego of being a part of it which is wrong even if he had really good points about it #eddie munson tiktok saga #eddie munson #steve harrington

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athycore · 3 months

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“ How dare you…”

Twst wonderland dorm leaders with a daki!Reader(demon slayer) ft: Riddle, leona, Azul.

!They/them reader!

Riddle:

When he first saw you he was starstruck. The most beautiful thing he saw. He bumped to a pole due to staring at you too much. He would describe your looks as “something he has never seen before” or “They are like an aurora…” He found your beauty intimidating, he was scared to approach you. yet he did anyways. Safe to say, he was hooked. Your eyecandy looks, with your confident attitude really had him weak in the knees. He felt like he NEEDED to be by your side at all times…he felt worried that something or someone will steal you away, but he’s confident enough that you wouldn’t replace him. With his tight schedule he tries his best to see you as many times daily or he would go insane. He looks for flowers or rocks that remind him of you and apply magic to make 10x shiner then the average just to get your attention, hes a sweetheart and the very least you can do for him is stare in his direction.

“May i ask your name? You have caught my attention…”

“…ofcourse, i always do.”

Whenever you get together is up to you but he is the most respectful gentleman ever. He opens the door for you, kisses your hands, spoils you..and whatever he can do to make you feel like a goddess. He brings you the most beautiful roses, and treys best cooking just to get a glance at your mesmerizing face. But who can blame him? Everyone in NRC are awake of your presence and have set you as the face of NRC along side Vil.

Leona:

He saw himself in you, he wont deny, your looks are to kill for. Its your attitude that sets him off a bit. But its nothing he cant handle, he enjoys a women who acts like she owns the world because with him, you might as well. With his massive amount of money he spends on it with clothes to suit your pretty ol self. Expensive jewlery, the best food of your life, the silk dress along with a ring customized by him for you only. Although hes lazy, he would always make time for you, afterall, you are his and he is yours. He naps whenever hes with you, whenever you like it or not, he lays his big head on your lap when your doing skin care, or makeup, or anything realated that keeps you busy from looking down.

“I didn’t know which necklace to get you..so i got you all of them.”

“Awh..you didnt have too…(he definitely had to).”

Aside from that hs trusts you and follows your every words. Afterall he is a beastman and they have the moral of women notability that women should always be treated with respect. With that being said, it doesnt matter what you are, or who you identify as, he will treat the best. He believes you as above then everyone so kiss his head and remind him hes by your side.

Azul:

To say he’s obsessed is an understatement. Never in his life has he seen someone like you, gorgeous and cocky? Count him in. He approaches you with the intent to make a deal for you to sing or perform at monstreo but you dont buy it, you arent stupid. He walks you to class, buys you food, anything really just to try to make a deal. Its almost too much but its not like you dont mind, afterall, he is spoiling you without realizing it. He shows up at your dorm, on his knees, making the eels hold the boombox and a poster. Tho while trying to convince you, he fell for you, HARD. He doesnt realize it as he believes its all for business(its not).

“My i believe this should do the trick..”

“No. But i appreciate it!”

He simply adores you and wants to show you off. By doing so he offers everything to get on your good side, free clothes, designer bags, even those expensive figures. He wants you and everyone else to know that he only has eyes for you and that hes the first by your side. Your always there in the lounge of his office, while he works on his paperwork, you do your makeup or whatever and he cant help but constantly take peeks at you for you are simply to beautiful to resist!!

#seventy-five percent ✘#twisted wonderland x reader #riddle rosehearts x reader #riddle x reader #leona x reader #leona kingsholar x reader #azul x reader #azul ashengrotto x reader #twst x reader #twisted wonderland imagines #twisted wonderland

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twinterrors29 · 1 year

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Arla Fett is rescued from a Death Watch transport by a tiny Padawan Kenobi and adopts him on the spot, unilaterally deciding that she will be accompanying her boi on all missions in order to loom ominously behind him during negotiations and eliminate any perceived threats to his safety (and happiness) with prejudice

she ignores Qui-Gon Jinn's existence entirely

#star wars #arla fett #obi wan kenobi #qui gon jinn #this makes the Naboo Invasion mission much smoother and ensure Darth Maul actually fucking dies #however it does make the Kamino Investigation five hundred percent more awkward for everyone involved

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fivepercentgodsandearths · 5 months

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“- Indians have been waiting for Kalki for 3,700 years.

- Buddhists have been waiting for Maitreya for 2,600 years.

- The Jews have been waiting for the Messiah for 2500 years.

- Christians have been waiting for Jesus for 2000 years.

- Sunnah waits for Prophet Issa 1400 years.

- Muslims have been waiting for a messiah from the line of Muhammad for 1300 years.

- Shiites have been waiting for Mandi for 1080 years.

- Drussians are waiting for Hamza ibn Ali for 1000 years.

Most religions adopt the idea of a “savior” and state that the world will remain filled with evil until this savior comes and fills it with goodness and righteousness.

Maybe our problem on this planet is that people expect someone else to come solve their problems instead of doing it themselves! ”

Riccardo Dablah

#nation of gods and earths #supreme mathematics #five percent nation #allah school in mecca #hip hop #5% nation of gods and earths #black women #black people #black men #latino #chicano #free palestine #free congo #Sudan #Latina #african american #reparations #father allah

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alchemisticramblings · 21 days

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chess tips from your local five hundred year old man

#septimus heap #marcellus pye #marcellus pye my beloved #how is this man like fifty percent of my motivation #marcellus shitposts are now half my reason to live #anyways thanks to my friend for suggesting i do this #my art #angie sage #septimus: aging five hundred years trying to figure out how in the unholy heck does he keep losing to this old man #meanwhile marcellus: crinch cronch

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eggwishing · 10 months

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tavgross

#i ignore how he is in canon i do not see it Andrew hussie hes my character not yours GRRRRRRRRRRR #i think if u just Do not care abt or actively hate a character ur writing U should not be writing fir them Thats my heart #Probably an L take but i stand by it !!!!!!!!!!!#homestuck #i love this new brush im usin so much Rough n color brush on 60 percent opacity is so good im takin this brush to a five star dinner #tavros nitram

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rubensmuse · 2 months

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so i went into Death Stranding the same way i go into most AAA games: with plenty of story spoilers, but absolutely no gameplay spoilers. and DS throws a surprising number of complications and flavor into its otherwise straightforward gameplay; i 1000% underestimated how much effort went into shaking up the long-haul deliveryman routine. genuinely, it never gets boring for me.

anyway here's the expression i made the first time i ambled into MULE territory and heard the distant rev of a fucking car engine

#WE'RE DOING MAD MAX NOW?? IN TIMES SUCH AS THESE???#seriously tho this pic is staged in the sense that i made a conscious decision to open my webcam after the fact -#but it is one million percent candid in that i FELT my face DO THAT and it STAYED that way for like FIVE MINUTES #death stranding spoilers #death stranding #just squirrelly things

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pixlokita · 2 years

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Part 11 =w= no time for sleep

Previous - next - first

#my art #into the ballpit au #fnaf #fnaf4 #security breach #crying child #evan afton #gregory fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf au #nightmare animatronics #nightmare freddy #iiiiii am so sure I didn’t miss anything #ummm 99 percent

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mellohd · 2 months

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I'm doing commissions!!! This is gonna be a master post with all my info, I might update it in the future click to keep reading c:

lines and sketches are the same price since my art style is messy :) ALSO only cashapp because I'm not old enough for a PayPal (and don't want to fake and run the possibility of losing an account) If there is another method that doesn't require PayPal, I am happy to try it out.

Here are some examples of each kind of render I can do! my full rendering is kinda a new thing I've been trying to do.

Just FYI, If my commision slots are full, feel free to DM anyways and I might get to you when I'm done! I'll have a status of my slot availability on my intro post :-}

Sometimes I draw in different styles, even rarer I post them. If you've seen a post of mine in a specific art style and you say, hey I like that but don't see a price I'm more than willing to negotiate something reasonable!

also, I'm pretty flexible in what to draw. Want a sketch page similar to Castiel's? Go ahead and ask! Want a ref sheet, ask! If you have something in mind that isn't listed here, go ahead and ask and if its reasonable, and I can accept comms atm, Im sure we can work something out!

My DMs are also open on Tumblr and Tik Tok, and all my socials go under the same user. Toodles!