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aakeysmash · 3 months

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Roommate or boss?

part 1, part 3, part 4

Pairing: f!reader x Katsuki Bakugou.

Warnings: cursing, maybe a little bit of suggestive language.

Word count: 2079 words.

Having Katsuki as a roommate proved to be not that bad. He was almost never home apart from most evenings, and when he was home, he minded his own business.

It’s not like he didn’t acknowledge you to be under his same roof, he was a decent guy, even if he swore a lot.

After sleeping in the guest room for a month, he painted it like he said he would at the beginning, and it took him 3 days. He had to sleep on the couch to not inhale the fumes, and you heard him cursing every morning.

“Can you keep it down? Jeez, it’s 7 am” you say coming out of your room, having heard the commotion in the living room.

“You have to change this shit of a couch. My back hurts so fucking much. My feet don’t even fucking stay on the couch while I sleep ‘cause of how fucking small it is” he barks at you.

“Not my fault you’re big” you say yawning, while rubbing your eyes and going straight towards the coffee machine. You hated having early lectures.

He scoffs. You widen your eyes, shooting him a mean look.

“I meant to say you’re tall” you add.

“Huh? And what would even be the other meaning? Freak” he says flipping you off and sitting himself at the table.

“Whatever” you mumble, putting your coffee in a cup.

“Give me some” he says stretching his hand.

“Make it yourself, big guy” you reply, sticking your tongue out and going towards your own room.

“OI! And here I was about to make you breakfast in exchange” he loudly says.

You turn around and smile at him sweetly. “Roomieeee you didn’t have toooo” you say, trying to hug him.

You know he hates physical contact. He told you so after you accidentally touched his hand passing him the salt one day at dinner. He jumped out of his chair like he was burned by your touch.

“GET OFF OF ME YOU GREMLIN!”.

Meanwhile, things at work could be going better. Your manager came back the day after your talk with Kirishima, and saying that she was pissed off and nervous at the same time would be an understatement.

For the weeks after, she was nicer than she ever was with the clients, but meaner with you and your colleagues. Bitch.

One day you’re cleaning the milk machine when Momo comes behind you.

“I heard the boss came to know about her little escapades and he wasn’t happy” she whispers in your ear.

You throw her a sneaky look before admitting “it might be my fault”.

Momo gasps. “What? Why haven’t you told me anything?” she whisper yells now.

“Shh! It happened last month. You know the guy with the spikey red hair?” you ask her, and she nods.

“Apparently, he’s the boss’s right hand. He told me the boss needed her and I told him she left” you calmly explain.

“I hope she doesn’t come to know it was you who told him that. She’s already making our life a living hell” she sighs.

“Whatever” you say rolling your eyes. “I’m clocking out, see you tomorrow?”.

“As always, babe”.

While you’re going out, you shoot a text to your new roommate. You’re feeling lazy, but you don’t want to feel lazy alone.

You: ordering takeout right now. Do you want something?

Katsuki (roommate): who dis

You: Katsuki are you for real?

You: I’m your roommate

You: you didn’t even save my number?

Katsuki (roommate): wtv

Katsuki (roommate): get me wings

Katsuki (roommate): extra spicy

You: sorry, who’s this???

Katsuki (roommate): petty bitch

Katsuki (roommate): im locking the door

You: I’m calling the firefighters down the street and you’re gonna pay for the new door then

Katsuki (roommate): just get me fkn wings woman

You roll your eyes. This man is insufferable.

“What are you doing Saturday night?” you say while munching on your chips on the couch.

Katsuki is cooking dinner for the both of you. He’s been living with you for the past 4 months now. You’ve grown accustomed to his antics, and he’s done the same with yours. For example, he knew how you tended to overcook his eggs. And since he hated that, he cooked them himself, just like he was doing right now.

“Hopefully not seeing your ugly face” he grumbles. He watches you over his shoulder and puckers his lips. “Why are you so fucking disgusting? I always find crumbs of everything on that fucking couch”.

You roll your eyes. “Just answer the question, Bakugou”.

“Not gonna be home. I have to run errands at work. You bringing some scum over? I’m not cleaning stains on top of your shitty crumbs on that couch”.

He’s not paying attention to what you do anymore, cutting up vegetables.

“And I’m the disgusting one? Ew” you cringe. “Ochaco and I wanted to have girl’s night. It’s been a while since we’ve done that, but her roommates are at home”.

“Short girl, brown hair, round face?” He asks.

“Yeah”. You’re surprised he remembers, but it’s true that you’re basically always calling her.

“Don’t mind. When’s your next shift? You’re next on the “cleaning the bathroom” list”. He adds.

You barely ever talk about work: he said that he’s some type of accountant and he knows you’re some kind of barista. After all, you both don’t care about what the other does if you both still pay rent on time.

You like these little moments you have with him. They don’t happen that often, but it’s like you’re bonding over time. He doesn’t look like he thinks the same, though. Most of the time he voices that you’re “pissing him the fuck off with all your stupid fucking questions”.

“Tomorrow morning, and then on Sunday. It’s weird now that my ex-manager isn’t around anymore, our schedules are much more organised. I wonder why she got fired” you say thoughtful.

Katsuki stiffens up. Your manager has been fired the same week he fired Camie? Must be a coincidence, a lot of extras are shitty workers anyways. He shrugs it off.

He turns abruptly to face you and he scares you so bad you throw the chips in the bowl lying on your lap on your face. He laughs like a maniac.

“Why did you do that?! I get it, you’re a clean freak! Okay! I’ll clean the damn bathroom!” You angrily say.

“Curry is ready, rat” he says, wiping his tears.

“Great, now I’m a rat too?”. Katsuki has this bad habit of always forgetting names and just giving everyone mean nicknames.

“With all those cheese chips on your face? Yes, dumbass” and he starts laughing again.

“It’s all your fault!” you whine, and then help him set the table. You might be annoyed, but you know his curry is bomb.

You’re so happy to be free from Camie’s claws that you and Ochaco drink more than you normally do on Saturday night.

You’re both lying lazily on your bed when she’s telling you about her new boyfriend. He’s the same guy from that one physics assignment (which, by the way, you didn’t fail), and she calls him Deku.

“I swear you’d like him Y/N. He’s so shy, but his arms are so biteable” she dreamily sighs.

You look up at the ceiling before answering “and what’s the correlation between any of the statements you just made?”.

She throws you a punch. “Why are you lucid still? Just… blabber!” she complains.

You chuckle. “I’m so getting an aspirin for tomorrow morning, for both me and you. Just go under the covers and sleep while I’m gone, okay?”.

She nods and you stand up, wobbling towards your kitchen.

“You know, you still haven’t delved into how good or bad things are going with your new roommate” she suddenly says. “You know I need the details”.

You lean on the wall next to your door for some stability before thinking about it.

“He’s good, I guess. We talk here and there when we’re both home, he told me he’s enrolled in economy. He seems rough but he knows how to cook some bomb ass curry, so I’ll keep him” you sluggishly reply. Damn, you really drank too much.

“Yeah Y/N you’ve told me this much. But do you find him hot? Did any of you just enter the bathroom not knowing the other was in it?” your best friend mumbles.

“He locks the door before doing anything” you roll your eyes, then wince because it has hurt your head.

“He’s mean, but he takes the time to be a good roommate I guess? I’d like to know him more than he lets others know, yeah, but he’s not very talkative. To be honest, I think that he’s scared to let people in. I’m probably too invasive for him” you ramble on.

“Did you even hear what I said?” you ask after the silence stretches too long, but the only things replying to your question are your best friend’s snores.

You sigh, then continue going to your kitchen.

It takes a while for you to find the medicine, and when you do, you hear your front door being opened.

With your mind still hazy, you recognise Katsuki’s figure.

“Hi” you tell him.

“Hello? God, you reek. You’re becoming a rat more and more each day” he roughly says while getting his coat off and on the hanger.

“How was work?” you continue, ignoring his comment.

He looks you up and down. He thinks you look kinda cute with your cheeks tinted pink and your hair ruffled, but he’s really tired. “Good, mind your fucking business though. I’m gonna sleep”.

You look hurt for a second, then relax your features. He always answers this way.

You take a good look at him. The light that enters from the window behind your couch makes his face barely visible; with the moonlight as your only aid, you take a moment longer than usual to just stare at him. Broad, blonde, big shoulders, a light scowl on his face, red eyes that seem to follow your every move. Maybe, in his next life, he could be a hero.

“Has anyone ever told you that you’re, like, really pretty?” you stumble out.

He looks at you like you’ve just said the dumbest thing ever.

“What the fuck are you saying? Just let me go to sleep and go do whatever the fuck you were doing before”.

“I said you look really fucking hot, Katsuki” you repeat, kind of annoyed. “It’s not like I asked you to cut your hand and offer your blood for a sacrifice, fuck. Why do you have to be so rude?” you spit out.

He’s surprised. “That’s not the words you used the first time. Pretty and hot don’t mean the same thing” he says, faking that he hasn’t heard your outburst, while stepping closer to you.

“Whatever” you mumble.

He stops in front of you. Maybe he’s been kind of rude lately because the situation at work hasn’t been the best. He fired Camie because he repeatedly heard she wasn’t capable of doing anything good on top of being mean to her colleagues, but finding another manager was stressing him out. He wanted to fire her as soon as he came to know her behaviour the first time, but Kirishima said neither of them had enough time to deal with her father. As much as this infuriated him, he was right. They were in their last year, and university wasn’t gonna finish itself.

You’re looking up at him with a scowl. “Let’s both go to sleep, m’kay? You don’t know what you’re saying” he says, nicer than any other time he talked to you. In the back of your mind, you notice he isn’t cursing anymore.

You keep on mumbling something and almost trip on your feet trying to get to your room.

You’re about to fall when he picks you up bridal style and goes to get you in your room himself.

Just before you fall asleep in his arms (how strong is he? He’s not even straining) you put your head on his shoulder.

“Thanks, sorry, I’m really drunk. I didn’t want to invade your privacy” you say.

He just shushes you up before telling you to sleep.

And just before you pass out, you notice he smells faintly like coffee.

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gallusrostromegalus · 2 months

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I must ask how my Most Favorite Boys, Jushiro Ukitake and Shinji Hirako, are doing in AEIWAM?

When Shinji returns to his post as Captain of the 5th after his exile, he is DETERMINED to not repeat his past mistakes and actually get to know the shinigami serving under him. He needs... Some kind of event, something people will voluntarily attend, where they'll tell him about themselves, and with a bit of structure because he is an awkward sod, and social interactions need RULES, DAMMIT-

"Now hang on-" says Shinji after staring at the blank office wall in silence for the last thirty minutes. "-that's not a bad idea!"

"...Is he okay?" Lieutenant Momo asks quietly.

"Oh yeah, he's always a little freak. Talks to himself and gets a lot out of the conversation." Also Lieutenant Hiyori nods. "You don't need to worry until he breaks out the craft supplies."

"He just pulled out a bunch of markers and construction paper." Momo pointed to their captain as he scribbled furiously on the paperwork he was ignoring.

"Aw. Fuck." Groaned Hiyori. "Well this is gonna be cringe as hell."

***

A few nights later, most of the fifth division assembled in the auditorium, slightly confused, but they had been promised there would be no additional work from this meeting, and there was an open bar, so they were in figurative and literal high spirits.

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the Fifth Division, welcome to TONIGHT'S GAME!" A cheerful and showman-like voice called out over the speakers, and the stage curtain rose to reveal a brightly colored game show stage where there had not been one before.

"Tonight's lovely contestants are- all the way from payroll, it's Fifth Division Tenth Seat Tenya Danshin!" The voice called out as the familiar face of their payroll and scheduling manager trotted out onstage and took his place behind the first of three podiums. There was some scattered and genuine, if confused applause from the audience.

"He's Big, he's Bad, he's just a little Bizarre, he's Josuke Araki!" The voice continued as a notably tall and muscular member took his place behind the middle podium with a wave and broad grin. There was more clapping and a few cheers this time.

"Currently being dragged onstage by my lovely assistant, it's my second favorite Lieutenant, Hiyori Sarugaki!" The voice continued as Hiyori was wrestled onstage and behind the third podium by Momo. The audience whooped and snickered at the spectacle.

"FUCK YOU, YOU FREAK!" Hiyori roared, flipping off the audience and the figure behind the final podium on the other side of the stage.

"I'm your host, ME! I've been here the whole time!" Grinned Shinji, dressed in a rather snappy three piece suit and holding a microphone. "WELCOME, all my lovely division members and Hiyori, to Tonight's Game! Now, you all know how to play, right?"

"Um. No. Sorry sir." Muttered Tenya as Josuke shook his head.

"You didn't tell us shit!" Hiyori growled.

"That's RIGHT!" Shinji's Cheshire Cat smile shined under the spotlights.

"You see, I wanted to get to know everyone in the 5th a little better, and there is nothing quite like a game show to get people to reveal some truly startling sides of themselves, but playing the same game over and over would be boring! So, every night we play Tonight's Game, the game is a different game than last time, and the contestants will all start with blank slates!" He explained, entirely too pleased with himself. "So- the only way to win is by learning, the only way to learn is by playing, and the only way to begin is by beginning, so without further ado- Momo, will you please bring out THE LIE DETECTOR."

The small curtains at the back of the stage opened, and Momo rolled out a cart with a strange device covered in dials and switches with a long antenna and a large lightbulb on top.

"Thank you Momo! Now, the clever bastards in the 12th whipped this up for me so I have absolutely no idea how it actually works, but I am assured this is the latest cutting-edge in Veracity Technology. Let's turn it on and try it out! Tenya-!"

"Yes, sir!" Tenya snapped to attention. "No need to be formal, I'm only your host, not your captain right now." Shinji waved. "Tell me Tenya- Do you have any children?"

"I- Um, my wife and I have three children, two little boys and our infant daughter?" He stammered, confused.

DING! The Device charmed, light bulb lighting up bright green.

"That is CORRECT!" Shinji grinned. "You get a point!"

There was another chime as the screen on the front of Tenya's Podium lit up and displayed a "1".

"Oh, I see!" Laughed Tenya.

"Josuke!" called Shinji.

"Capt- Host?" Josuke stopped mid-salute.

"Very good! Tell me Josuke, do you live in the barracks?" Shinji asked with genuine interest.

"Uh, no. I live with my Mom." Josuke shook his head.

DING! Said the device.

"That is Correct!" Shinji nodded approvingly. "You get a point as well!"

"Oh, so, every time we tell the truth, we get a point?" Asked Josuke.

"Very quick on the uptake my friend!" Shinji winked. "Of course, as the game goes on, the questions are going to get much harder to answer Truthfully..."

Oooooooh! Gasped the audience, invested now.

"What happens if we lie?" Wondered Tenya.

"Even if we did- how would he fucking know?" Hiyori rolled her eyes.

"You can try it and find out!" Shinji grinned with more than a hint of Menace. "Hiyori! It's your turn!"

"Ugh. What?" She groaned.

"Tell me, When is my birthday?" Asked Shinji.

"I don't know and I don't care." She smirked, sticking her tongue out at him.

BZZRK! The Device buzzed angrily, and the light flashed red. OHH! laughed the audience.

"What the FUCK?" Yelped Hiyori.

"Ooh!" Shinji winced, thoroughly enjoying himself. "I'm afraid that is INCORRECT! According to the screen back here, you spent the better part of THREE MONTHS tracking down a specific part to repair my sound system and traveled halfway across the planet to deliver it personally to me on my birthday. So not only do you know, you DO care, and for that I'm afraid I'm going to have to dock you two points."

Hiyori's screen lit up and displayed a "-2"

"WHAT THE HELL?" Hiyori wailed. "You didn't even see me when I gave you that Banana Plug or whatever-!"

"I did not!" Shinji grinned. "-but The Device knows, and is infallible!" "That's terrifying!" Tenya laughed nervously. "Alright contestants, the questions are going to get harder now, so consider your answers to them carefully." Shinji warned, a finger up to his lips. "Contestants- does any of your underwear have holes in it?"

"...Can we refuse to answer on the grounds it might get us in trouble?" asked Josuke.

"Yes! But you won't get any points for that round, and you may not win our Lovely Prize this week. Speaking of- Momo! Will you please show our contestants what they're playing for this week?"

Momo emerged from backstage with a large, blank sign, which she turned over and held over her head for all to see.

AN EXTRA WEEK OF PAID VACATION

OHHH! exclaimed the audience, with a few audible mutters of Damn, a whole week? and How do you get on this show?.

"ALL MY UNDERWEAR HAS GOT HOLES IN IT!" Shouted Josuke, now with heavily-motivated enthusiasm. Laughter exploded out of the audience, thoroughly entertained.

DING! chimed the device, and the score on Josuke's podium went up.

"Josuke taking an early and shameless lead!" Beamed Shinji, delighted that his plan was working. "Tenya?"

"I-ah, I don't think so?" Tenya blushed. "I bathe the kids and get them ready for bed while my wife does the laundry." He tried to explain.

BZZRK! The Device contested, red light flashing and the audience howled with laughter.

"Uh-oh, that's Not Correct!" Grinned Shinji. "According to the device, a significant amount of your clothes have holes in them, and you don't notice because you get dressed in the dark. You didn't outright lie though, so you will only not get a point instead of a deduction."

"WHAT?" Yelped Hiyori, outraged.

"Yeah, that's fair." Tenya winced. "Seriously though- where does this thing get it's information from?"

"...Hiyori?" Shinji leered playfully at his lieutenant.

"Yeah, it's all got holes. They come that way- Two for my legs and one for my torso." Hiyori snarled.

DING! agreed The Device.

"That is *technically* correct, which is the BEST kind of correct! You get a point!" Shinji cheered, and so did the audience.

"FINALLY!" She shouted, but her eyes narrowed with competitive enthusiasm.

---

The game continued for an hour, with a mix of group and solo questions, but equal chances to score points awarded to all contestants. Josuke was shameless but ill-informed, causing him to fail several rounds, Tenya was honest even as his face flushed red and he crumpled behind his Podium. Hiyori did her best to be only as honest as she had to be, and as the game continued, they came to a three-way tie.

"Before we begin the final round-" Shinji said, intoning a gentle sincerity. "Contestants, you've been so honest with me. Like. Alarmingly Honest with me. So I need to be honest with you- I do know how The Lie Detector works."

There was a scandalized gasp from all three contestants and the audience.

"Okay- I *sort of* know how The Device works." Shinji admitted. "I don't know what 'Wiffy' is-"

"YOU MEAN THE FUCKING WI-FI?" Howled Hiyori.

"Oh, like you know how it works!" Shinji glared.

"It's using a radio frequency to transmit Data instead of an electrical pulses like internet usually does." She scoffed. "-AND I KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE IT!"

Shinji glared. "...I should deduct a point from you for insubordination."

"You can't do that, you're the Host, not the Captain!" Said Josuke cheerfully.

"Yeah, unless Host is a Military rank, it's arguing, not insubordination."

DING! Agreed The Device.

"DON'T GANG UP ON ME!" Shinji wailed. "Fine, fine. Anyway, I might not know how Why-Figh works, but I *DO* know how the device knows if you're lying or not. Would my Lovely Assistants please come to the stage?"

Momo emerged from backstage, wearing a labcoat and holding another device with an antenna that matched the Lie Detector, followed by a middle aged woman holding a Baby, an older woman, and Mashiro Kuna.

"Akkiko?" Tenya yelped, and his wife laughed manically.

"MOM??" Wailed Josuke.

"MASHIRO??" Hiyori bellowed, jumping up onto her Podium. "YOU SOLD ME OUT?!"

"FOR A BAG OF CORN CHIPS!" Mashiro cackled.

"YOU DIDN'T EVEN PAY HER?!" Hiyori howled at Shinji.

"She was gonna do it for free! I talked her UP to a bag of corn chips!" Shinji protested. "But YES! You've all been deceived! Hoodwinked!Bamboozled, even! Which brings us to our Final Question!"

The crowd roared with excitement.

"I started this game because I wanted to get to know everyone better- but I have to ask, how well do YOU know each other, and so I must ask you all if you know these people as well as they know you?"

There was a loud OOOH! of intrigue from the audience.

"Just to make it extra-exciting, all of these questions will be worth up to three points!" Shinji grinned, then slowly turned to the first Podium. "Tenya."

"Oh god." Tenya laughed nervously.

"Your lovely wife. You've been married for ten year now, so you theoretically know what she looks like, right?" Shinji teased. "So, for a potential three points and week of paid vacation- Do you know what color Akkiko's eyes are?"

Akkiko giggled, turning around as Tenya leaned as far forward on his Podium and squinted at her. With a deep sigh, he slumped over the podium in defeat.

"...I do not." He groaned and Akkiko cackled.

"That is CORRECT!" Shinji cheered.

"I'm not good with colors." Tenya tried to explain. "-this morning I actually asked her what color MY eyes are."

"YES! That's what I was waiting to hear!" Shinji shouted, pumping his fist in the air. "All three points!"

The audience cheered loudly.

Shinji turned to the next contestant. "Josuke."

"Oh no." Josuke giggled.

"What is your mother's favorite food?" Shinji asked.

Josuke stared blankly.

"SURELY you are not living in your mother's house and NOT COOKING FOR HER, are you?" Shinji asked with no small amount of menace.

"You're never going to get married if you can't cook!" Tenya nodded in agreement.

"I COOK!" Josuke protested. "...sometimes." he added, cringing.

"-So. What do you make for your beloved mother, who works so hard taking care of her adult son?" Shinji teased.

"LOTSA STUFF THAT'S WHY I DON'T KNOW!" Josuke wailed. "I COOK KATSUDON, I COOK RAMEN, I COOK CURRY, I COOK OMURICE- I EVEN LEARNED HOW TO COOK WESTERN FOODS LIKE LASAGNA AND CHILLI CHEESE DOG-! DING! Went the device, Josuke's mother holding the radio.

"Was your favorite in there Mrs. Akari?"

"Yes! I like Chili Cheese Dog." She smiled. "I always eat seconds!"

"YOU ALWAYS EAT SECONDS OF EVERYTHING I COOK I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE YOU LIKE THE MOST!" Josuke wailed.

"That is also true! He is a very good cook! And single!" She nodded up at Shinji.

"-And he's single!" Shinji grinned at the audience, some of whom whistled back. "Three points, for your culinary skills! Which means we have a Tie!"

The audience tittered with speculation and excitement.

"...Hiyori." Shinji grinned.

"You're a dead man as soon as you sign off on my vacation time." She glared.

"I mean, I can end the game right now." Shinji wagged his finger at her. "-But I can't resist the opportunity to humliate you. Now, You and Mashiro have been living under the same roof for longer than Josuke and Tenya have been alive, so to be fair to them, I'll ask you about someone you've met more recently but should still know pretty well-"

Hiyori squinted at him.

"-What is Momo's Favorite Animal?"

"What?" Hiyori laughed. "-Everyone knows it's Penguins!"

"Really?" asked Josuke. "I didn't know that."

"Yeah, I didn't know that either and I've served under her for decades now!" Said Tenya.

"What? How do you guys NOT know that?" Demanded Hiyori. "Her phone background is a Rockhopper Penguin, she's got a Fairy penguin squeeze toy in her desk for really long phone calls and she's always talking about wanting to go to the Tokyo aquarium in the living world to see them in person! She's even got a HUGE collection of penguin plushies in her r-" DINGDINGDINGDINGSING!! rang the Machine as Momo furiously pressed the button, face red as a beet.

"Wow!" Shinji smiled. "I'm surprised! You seem to know Miss Hinamori really well!"

"Uh, duh? We're colleagues." Hiyori rolled her eyes.

Momo sighed with relief.

"Interesting! Follow-up question- What's Mashiro's surname?" Shinji asked.

Hiyori blinked. "...uhhhhhhhh..."

"You heard Kensei yell it at least six times a day for the last century you jackass!" Laughed Mashiro.

"UHHHHH..." Hiyori paled, and the audience roared with laughter.

"Hmm... I seem to remember you pretending you didn't care about my birthday, and yet, you do- For you to remember her favorite animal and in such detail, Momo must be VERY IMPORTANT to you!"

The audience giggled Momo turned scarlet again and slowly crumpled into a ball. Mashiro vibrated with excitement beside her.

"Yeah?" Hiyori glared at Shinji. "She's the smartest person in the whole damn division and does half your job for you? If I win, I'm giving the week off to her just to watch you flail around without her! No wait- I'll set up the webcam and we can split the week off, go to the aquarium AND watch Shinji squirm like a worm an a-! Uh? Momo? You okay there?" She asked, finally noticing Momo laying on the floor, borderline catatonic with embarrassment.

"This is FASCINATNG!" Shinji grinned. "You are apparently so immune to embarrassment that you have somehow made it bounce off you and target Momo!"

"What's to be embarrassed about? I like her okay?" Hiyori blinked. "She's great! I wanna work with her forever!"

Shinji leaned forward on his elbows, chin in his hands and stared at Hiyori, positively vibrating with excitement.

"What?" She glared.

"You are. SO CLOSE. To comprehending something." He said, wide-eyed and delighted. "It's fascinating to see someone on the precipice like this."

Hiyori stared blankly at him. clueless.

"So you like Momo. We've established that." Shinji said, attempting to throw her a bone. "H- how do you think Momo feels about you?" Hiyori slowly lowered her gaze to Momo. The entire audience watched in hushed fascination as Hiyori frowned at the situation, thinking hard-

"...Momo?" Hiyori's voice was suddenly nervous. "Do you- have I just been annoying you? Becuase I can stop-"

Momo Hinamori was abruptly on her feet, crouched atop the Podium, fists balled in the front of Hiyori's shushako, pulling the blonde's face up so it was mere inches from hers. "HIYORI SARUGAKI YOU ARE THE MOST INFURIATING WOMAN IN THE UNIVERSE!"

"Fuck!" Hiyori yelped. "I'm really sorry, I'll- I'll leave you alo-"

"I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO, MISSY!" Momo continued, grabbing Hiyori's face. "YOU'RE WINNING THIS GAME, YOU'RE SPLITTING THE WEEK OFF WITH ME, YOU ARE GETTING A HOTEL IN THE LIVING WORLD AND THEN *I* AM GOING TO-'

In the videotape of the game that mysteriously appeared in the ninth division later that week, the next forty-seven seconds of sound had been obscured by a single, loud, continuous "BLEEEEEEEEEEEEP!" sound, but Mashiro was visibly looking up some of the terms being shouted on her phone, Josuke's mother sprinted up to cover her son's ears to no avail, Akkiko was pointing between herself and Tenya with excitement, and Shinji's jaw fell so far open it looked like it had become unhinged from his skull.

"-AND IF EITHER OF US CAN WALK IN THE MORNING, THEN WE'RE GONNA GO SEE SOME PENGUINS!" Momo finished, staring Hiyori down with a terrifying blend of romantic fury and bloodthirsty lust.

Hiyori stared up, wide-eyed and expressionless, face clearly offline as she underwent several psychological and spiritual awakenings before her she slowly broke into a slow, stupefied grin "Oh you like-like me!"

"...Yes." Momo sighed, deeply pained and affectionate at once as the audience howled. "You're okay with... all that?"

Hiyori saluted Momo with an enthusiastic "-Yes, SIR!"

"NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKIN' ABOUT!" Shinji whooped with joy, jumping up and down, the audience on their feet with applause. "POINTS AND VACATIONS ALL AROUND, AND FOR BEING THE *MOST* HONEST, THE WINNER OF TONIGHT'S GAME IS MOMO HINAMORI!"

The audience cheered wildly as Momo scooped Hiyori up like a princess and carried her backstage.

"THAT'S IT FOR TONIGHT'S GAME!" called Shinji over the din. "GOODNIGHT EVERYONE, AND GOOD FUCKING LUCK!"

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As for Jushiro Ukitake, he appears on a special guest episode of Tonight's Game with fellow Captains Soi Fon, Byakuya Kuchiki and Retsu Unohana to play "Never Have I Ever" and *that* episode is widely considered to be one of the most scandalous and unhinged of all the games on Tonight's Game.

#AEIWAM #An Elephant Is Warm And Mushy #Bleach #Bleach Fanfic #Shinji hirako #momo hinamori #hiyori sarugaki #jushiro ukitake #(well he get mentioned at the end)#Long post #I've been watching a lot of Game Changer and I occured to me that Shinji and Sam Reich have a lot in common #for those of who don't watch Game Changer: This is a parody of the second episode

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I just want them to hang out.. Kokichi and Arata are there too, I love them all.... but I got tired. im so sorry, ily..... Kokichi took the photo and Arata is moral support at a distance.

Todo is the dude who's most likely a public disturbance, but only when there's Takada merch involved or the scene is getting too calm. other than that, he's trying to beat away boredom through other means than literally beating someone up.

Miwa living her life but gets dragged into everything. It's okay, though! She's documenting everything and making memories!! There's a soft spot in her for these types of calm moments where no one is at each other's throats..!

Momo also living her life² but she's amused with everything. She knows this group is chaotic as fuck, so she sits back and enjoys the show. Though she'll make Kokichi convince Noritoshi to buy her a cute thing that caught her eye!

Noritoshi is the mom of the group... making sure everyone doesn't blow their money on stupid shit, but also reluctantly folding and spending his own for them. Also makes sure no one gets arrested or dies. The others would show him a dick shaped mug or smth for his reaction.

Mai is similar to Momo, but she'll get her hands dirty. I feel like she's the one pointing out Takada merch to Todo, so he freaks out and embarrasses the group. Though if it goes for too long, she gets embarrassed as well. other than that, she's minding her own business shopping for things that catch her eye. maybe buys a cactus.

Kokichi is enjoying the presence of everybody together. whether it be trying to hold Todo back from mauling a guy or eating at the food court, hes vibing. He's another one who people show things for his reaction. Also takes photos, he looks at them fondly when the day is over.

Arata is fighting for his life while also having fun. Hes testing the waters with what he can get away with when dealing with Noritoshi and Todo, but immediately backing down and apologizing when he gets a glare. In my heart, Arata is trying to wingman for Kokichi in the most obnoxiously obvious way.

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this started off as a meme but i wanted to give all of them attention......

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POLY!MISAMO POLY!MISAMO

im here!

yk me and bondage we just go together..

sub!momo getting tied to the bed bc she lost a bet of who could go the longest without touching themselves, sana and mina playing with her until she gets whiny and crying mess because of overstimulation..

I LOVE YOU!! always the first to save me <3

YES OMG :( misana intentionally made the bet with a drunk momo because they knew she would never ever last. even if sober momo swore she would never lose a bet (jihyo's competitiveness totally rubbing off on her), there were some things she just couldn't resist.

just as they thought things couldn't get any better (or worse, for momo), mina was out celebrating a friend's birthday and sana was out for another graff photoshoot.

in short, momo didn't even last a day.

sana was the first to tease her, sending her a selfie from the dressing room. she was only wearing the lingerie set mina bought her a while back with a very expensive necklace accentuating her cleavage. too bad you're not here, love. would do anything for you to eat me out rn :(

momo takes deep breaths and takes a cold shower. she just responds with a thumbs up emoji, making sana laugh. momo isn't a fool. she knows when she's being tricked. even if mina tried to get her to break the bet, too.

i don't think i ever sent this to you. thought you'd like it.

momo thinks she could implode at any given moment now. she stares at her phone, frozen as she stood still in the doorway to their shared room. mina was Evil. capital E.

the video mina sent seemed to be hastily recorded. the phone must've fallen over before mina hit record, because all she could see was the ceiling of the bathroom. not that she needed to see anything, anyway. she recognized the scene almost instantly.

"ah—fuck, fuck me right there!" mina moaned. momo felt herself blush, unable to click off the video. it was when momo had bought her current favorite strap and couldn't even wait until they got home to test it out.

momo takes another cold shower, but that didn't help either. her girlfriends were just far too stubborn to let her win just this once.

we'll be home soon <3 sana texted. momo felt happy at that, dreaming of being able to cook for them again, cuddle, kiss, et cetera.

until sana followed her message with a video of mina sucking on her tits.

that was momo's last straw.

"f–fu—ah!" momo whined as she inserted another finger into herself, barely being able to hold her phone. she tried to focus on rewatching the video over and over—but just the sound of sana's sultry voice commanding mina to do what she wanted was sending her into overdrive.

they wouldn't find out, right? if momo was just careful enough...

sana laughs maniacally when she steps into the bedroom. she didn't even need to walk closer to see the big damp spot on it. "mina!" sana calls out as she ran down the stairs to reunite with her girls. "i think our little momoring owes us something."

momo's heart drops. she'd never been more scared and turned on at the same time.

momo tries closing her legs again, the feeling of sana's fingers in her and vibrator on her clit just felt like too much. sana slaps her thighs lightly, forcing her to hold them open. "take it, slut. isn't this what you wanted? to be used?"

sana returns to overstimulating momo while mina pinched and sucked at her nipples. momo let out a high-pitched whine, tears streaming down her cheeks. "mff—fuck! please, i'll be a good girl i swear—"

"should've thought about that earlier, no?" mina teased. "you know how she is." sana hums, smiling in satisfaction when momo cums for the umpteenth time. "can't think about anything but fucking and being fucked."

both sana and mina laugh at that. "yeah. our baby is just a filthy–minded freak, hm?" mina coos as her fingers trail down to replace the vibrator sana held against her clit. "shit!" momo cried out, throwing her head back and wanting nothing more than to hold their wrists in place. (too bad her wrists were the ones being held in place. there was nothing prettier than sana's necktie restraining momo from doing anything but cry, in mina and sana's opinion.)

"answer." mina says lowly, slapping her cunt. momo whines again, her voice raspy from how much she's screamed so far. "y–yes! j–jus' a freak for you two."

sana chuckles again, curling her fingers in momo. "atta girl."

#a bit longer than i anticipated whoops #poly!misamo #mina x sana x momo #myoui mina x minatozaki sana x hirai momo #twice smut #twice fic #asks #nr1chaedickrider

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Some drinking headcanons with Todoroki Shoto!

Summary: What’s Todoroki Shoto’s reaction to drinking?👀

Warnings: Drinking, underage drinking, partying, lime, spicy, no actual smut, puking, hangover

Paring: Todoroki Shoto X Reader

Word count: 843 words

Masterlist

The first time you went drinking was when you graduated from Class 1-A to Class 2-A! The Bakugo squad decided it would be really cool to drink to your heart's content as a form of celebration

Mina your bestie for life, wanted you and your bf Shoto fucking hammered, seeing as it was his first time drinking

Your first time drinking was on your birthday last year, while Todoroki was doing his retake for his license

Safe to say Mina got you drunk so she was the one to take care of you the whole night

You guys drank at a club btw, Momo’s cousin was the owner so you girls had a night out, while a few guys from your class came. And by few I mean Sero, Kirishima, and Kaminari

Someone had to distract Iida and lie about going somewhere else

Good thing Shoto wasn’t there or he’d freeze and burn the 5 guys who tried to flirt with you

Ok so you guys end up keeping the night a secret from everyone who was excluded from that night, which included Shoto😭

Well all of that was true up until tonight at the graduation party, when Kaminari was yelling for everyone to take advantage and drink while Iida and Aizawa were out

Bruh, Kaminari slung his arm around your shoulder and began recalling your birthday and how you drank at least 10 glasses of different cocktail drinks

Shoto was like 👁️👄👁️😐🫤😑😯

Asked you why didn’t you tell him, you said it was a secret from everyone who wasn’t included that night, Shoto was sad at first why you didn’t tell him but all of that was erased when you gave him a peck on the lips

SMOOCH- MWAH MWAH 😘

After that Mina and Kaminari were behind you and legit made you drink

This was done by Kaminari grabbing your arms from behind you, holding you back and making you tilt your head back

Mina from in front of you quickly with ninja moves poured the whiskey into your mouth, straight from the bottle

Shoto stood there in shock and not sure what to do

But he was sure about one thing

Kaminari wasn’t going to hold his girlfriend ever again

Legit shoved off Kaminari and took his place, giving him a harsh death glare when Kaminari pouted, like his quirk, this boi literally bolted off to hide behind Kirishima

Midoriya who watched the situation unfold was like 😨😰

Uraraka was like 🫢🫣

Bakugo cackling on the ground- Bish can’t even breathe anymore

Mina made you down the whole bottle, getting you fucking hammered

Next thing Shoto knew was that you were on him

Nuzzling into his neck while whispering compliments and love confessions to him

Fuckkkk—

He was turned on-

He was so smitten with you, he would do anything for you

And that’s how he ended up drinking, Mina passed you a very expensive whiskey bottle

Courtesy’s of Endeavours black credit card ofc-

You asked him with puppy eyes to drink with you, no questions asked. He just drank it.

Midoriya tried to get him to stop but Shoto just brushed him off

Bakugo was cheering for Shoto because he was also so drunk

Ok so you and Shoto being drunk together was chaotic. So fucking chaotic

Which made it so fun-

On the dance floor dancing to whatever song they were playing, didn’t matter what

Shoto can’t dance, we all know this. But lemme tell you this, this little shit. Was dancing like he was born for it, he freaking matched your energy

You guys took more drinks throughout the whole night but that’s fine

Class 2-B entered the dorm and brought more drinks! Yayyy!!

More drinks!!🥳🥳🥳

Mina suggested you guys play 7 minutes in heaven, good idea??

Hell NAH!! That’s cuz you landed on Monoma Neito from class B, Shoto legit picked you up and threw Monoma the middle finger, carrying you bridal style to the closet

So many hickeys were visible on you after that

Lots of moans and groans came from the closet- oops

Everyone was cheering from outside cuz they were all drunk, even the innocent ones like Midoriya😤

They recorded having to pull Shoto off of you, and drag you guys out of the closet-

Damn that vid could go viral yk and his dad would be pissed AF lmaoooo

You and Shoto ended up passing out together on the couch, with a blanket wrapped around you guys

Everyone else passed out on the floor-

Woke up around noon with a major headache, running towards the toilet and throwing up

Shoto was besides you in an instant and held your hair back, rubbing your back in comfort

His turn was next. He also puked like A LOT.

But yeah, that’s ok because you guys had a really fun night last night!

Bonus:

Aizawa walks in on the dorm with everyone passed out

Legit closes the door and walks away

Iida goes in and is pissed🤬

Everyone kicked him out for being loud- lolll

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nutzgunray-lvt · 6 months

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Class 1A Dynamics (Part 1)

Normally, I like Class 1A. There's some interesting characters with interesting personalities and Quirks. Hell, some of my favorite characters are from Class 1A. But thanks to Hori's 'Tell Don't Show' and 'Bakugou Is The Main Character' style of writing, I think they've gotten an unfair reputation of being a found family when evidence really doesn't show that.

1A had a great start at the beginning of the story. Momo was shown to be sympathetic towards Aizawa humiliating Izuku and threatening to expel him during the QAT. Everyone were horrified and scared for Izuku's life during the Battle Trials, with Kirishima of all fucking people begging All Might to stop the fight. Kaminari, Ochako, Ida, and Tsu explicitly called out Bakugou's behavior for what it was, and Izuku's skills were praised by Sero and Kirishima. Even Mineta was shown as being inspired by Izuku's bravery during the USJ Attack.

The Sports Festival is where things began wavering towards the negative, but we still had some great moments, such as Tokoyami becoming friends with Izuku during the Calvary Battle and Ojirou protecting and warning Izuku about Shinsou's power. Izuku returned the favor by standing up for Ojirou against Shinsou and praising Dark Shadow as a dynamic and versatile Quirk.

But this is where (in my opinion), things start going downhill for their dynamics as a whole.

Instead of calling out Bakugou's arrogance, Kirishima and Kaminari suddenly find him to be shitting out gold and stars. Bakugou paints a target on Class 1A's back, and their reaction is essentially, "LOL! Classic manly Bakugou!" Ochako asks Izuku why he can't just make up with Bakugou and be friends with him again (they never were, but that's another story). Momo's self-confidence issues after the Sports Festival seemingly go unnoticed and freaking unaddressed.

I'll exclude the Stain arc, because it gave us what should have been the true Wonder Trio: Izuku, Shoto, and Ida. I LOVE their friendship in this arc.

But then came the Final Exam and Forest Camp arc.

#mha critical #bnha critical #class 1a critical #anti bakugou katsuki #horikoshi critical

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My Immediate Thoughts on the Latest Avatar: The Last Airbender Trailer

THE SHIP DESIGN FOR THE FIRE NAVY SHIPS! THAT MAST!

This must be the North Pole and leading up to the Siege of the North.

Appa soaring through the skies.

Yeah, they're really going to go and show us the attacks on the Air Temples. On the one hand, I'm excited about the new material. On the other hand, I feel like I shouldn't be excited about witnessing a genocide even if it's fiction.

IS THAT FIRE LORD SOZIN? OR IS THAT JUST A RANDOM FIRE NATION GENERAL?? I THINK IT'S SOZIN??

Aang breaking out from the iceberg seems a lot more violent than the cartoon but it also looks awesome! And if I were Sokka and Katara, I'd be scared shitless seeing that.

I think that's Monk Gyatso voice in the beginning? And he specifically says that the Fire Nation is embarking on a dark path instead of the super vague "storm clouds are gathering" like in the original cartoon. So Aang goes into that iceberg with more knowledge in this adaptation than in the cartoon.

Daniel Dae Kim looks great as Fire Lord Ozai!

Azula with a bow and arrow? Guess she's expanding her skill set.

Blink and you'll miss it, but that is JET that Katara, Sokka, and Aang are talking to before there's a big ass explosion behind them.

WE'VE GOT THE MOTHER EFFIN OSTRICH HORSES, BABY!

IT'S ZUKO COMING TO RESCUE UNCLE IROH WHEN HE GETS CAPTURED BY EARTH KINGDOM SOLDIERS!

Aang, Katara, and Sokka checking out the ruins of one of the Air Temples. Southern Air Temple, maybe, probably?

Water Tribe! Don't know if it's Northern or Southern but it could be the aftermath of Zuko coming to the Southern tribe to find Aang.

Katara coming in with her belief that Aang can save the world.

I'm in love with every shot of Appa flying!

THE AIR SCOOTER!

AND HE CRASHES INTO A STATUE LIKE HE DOES IN THE ORIGINAL OPENING CREDITS!!!!

There you go! You whiny little complainers finally got your sarcastic Sokka. And he definitely has more emotional range than the Sokka in the other project that shall not be named so I approve!

THAT'S ZUKO'S TINY LITTLE WARSHIP CRUISING AROUND THE SOUTH POLE LOOKING FOR THE AVATAR!!!

UNCLE!

That's not Zuko pinning up that picture of Aang. Maybe it's Zhao?

I fucking love the masks on the Fire Nation soldiers!!!!!!!

Zuko, you moody, angsty, traumatized teenager! I love you!

(This better get renewed so we can get awkward Zuko. I want to hear him say, "That's rough, buddy." I want to know how many takes they ruined when they eventualy film that scene.)

ZUKO AND IROH TEAM UP AGAINST THOSE EARTH KINGDOM SOLDIERS!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you know guys, maybe we should hear out what the fire nation has to say?

Nope, sorry, I was distracted by the abs. They should have had him silhouetted because I'm pretty sure this is the AGNI KAI WHERE HE BURNS HIS KID'S FACE!

Avatar "I don't want the responsibility!" Aang.

It's giving "Because I never wanted to be" and "I'm just one kid" energy.

THE FACT THAT I WILL NEVER GET TO CUDDLE APPA IN REAL LIFE IS A CRIME!

Sokka coming in and reminding Aang that he's not alone in this.

Reminds me of early on in the show when he says "Katara and I aren't going to let anything happen to you."

Momo's excellent comedic timing, there.

IT'S JUN! AND NYLA! IT LOOKS SO FREAKING GOOD!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! IF THAT'S HEI BAI, THEN I'M GOING TO SHIT MYSELF WHEN THEY SHOW KOH!

Oh, Zuko isn't showing up to Kyoshi this time, it's ZHAO!

SOKKA AND SUKI LOOKING AMAZING FIGHTING TOGETHER!

THAT'S TEO AND AANG FLYING AROUND! THAT'S TEO AND AAANG!

I guess one of the big changes from the cartoon is that we'll see Teo and his dad in Omashu instead of the Northern Air Temple because that's DEFINITELY Omashu they're flying around.

AANG! YOU'RE SO PINT-SIZED COMPARED TO SOKKA AND KATARA! AND THE RUNNING HUG! I CAN'T HANDLE THE RUNNING HUGS! THEY'RE MY KRYPTONITE!

BLUE SPIRT! WE'RE GETTING THE BLUE SPIRIT AND AANG FIGHTING TOGETHER!

Aang ready to kick some Fire Nation butt.

I wonder if that's part of the Siege of the North? It looks like Sokka flies him in on Appa and Aang drops in.

I think the next shot is the South Pole when Zuko attacks trying to find Aang?

Aang pulling out the Matrix moves when Sokka lets his boomerang fly!

KING BUMI! They were really accurate with the costumes here.

KATARA FIGHTING OFF ZUKO AT THE NORTH POLE!!!!

Jet looking like a badass and fighting off some fire benders.

I know I've guessed this several times, but THAT WAS DEFINITELY AANG AND ZUKO AT THE SOUTH POLE!

I like we see the glow slowly going over the tattoos as Aang goes into the Avatar state instead of it just going straight to glowing.

AND THE CHANTING! I LOVE THIS MUSIC SO MUCH!!!

I think Aang's last transition to the Avatar State is definitely him at the Southern Air Temple when he finally has to face what happened to the Air Nomads, but I could be wrong.

Anyway. February 22 isn't that far away and there are not enough words to describe how excited I am for this.

#avatar the last airbender #atla #aang #katara #sokka #prin #uncle iroh #fire lord ozai #azula #admiral zhao #suki #kyoshi warriors #appa #momo #king bumi

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YAOYOROZU IS THE QUEEN OF DESERVES BETTER!

She was so competent, intelligent, and levelheaded in the beginning of the series. Not only was she screwed over during the Sports Festival (multiple times), her personality was retconned. She way more "uwu" than she was originally and it makes her less distinct from the other 1A girls. Her hero costume isn't just revealing, it just sucks. It says nothing about her personality. The intended goal is "functionality" but it fails in that department too (she could break her spine on that stupid bookcase and she has no chest protection). Every time Hori seems like he's going to treat her seriously, he turns around and screws her over again whether it's to make a perverted joke or to just ignore her.

Also, Creation is the most OP quirk outside of AFO and OFA and Horikoshi doesn't freaking use it

Momo’s definitely up there in terms of “most screwed over”.

For starters, according to Hori, Momo has an intelligence stat of 6/5 S. To put that into perspective, that’s higher than Mei’s 5/5 A+ intelligence and on pair with both Nezu and All Might, a being with an intelligence boosting quirk and the Number 1 hero. Only AFO (the oldest person on the planet and someone who’s probably got an intelligence enhancing quirk) and Garaki (a literal mad scientist whose able to create creatures from corpses and copy quirks straight from someone’s DNA) beat her out in brains.

Secondly, her quirk is absurdly powerful. I’d put it as part of the Top 3 best quirks (Overhaul and New World Order are my other three picks). Sure, it has its limits of needing lipids for fuel and Momo having to remember complex atomic formulas, but the second weakness hardly ever comes up. If she really wanted to, she could create nukes. If given time to prepare, she instantly becomes a top threat. Sadly, Hori never does much in terms of creativity. Poor girl’s relegated to mainly creating basic traps and weapons. Hori keeps trying to make her be a frontline combatant when she really should be support/nuke option.

In terms of her arc, I do believe that the idea of her arc’s solid. Her arc’s one we constantly see in fiction. Genius comes in confident in their abilities, gets humbled, has their worldview shattered, is lost, and then reignites their flame. The problem is how it’s executed. Her losing to Fumikage makes sense. Momo didn’t bother to prepare ahead of time and was up against someone who had no known weakness (the light weakness is only known by 1-A after the Sports Arc. Until then, only Izuku and Ochako knew while Katsuki figured it out due to luck). Sadly, after this, we really don’t get much outta her. Her internship taught her shit. Her spark is reignited when she and Shoto face off against Eraserhead, but that was temporary. Her fight with Saiko Intelli (unrelated but I actually quite like her) only happens in the anime and is more of a team win than a personal win. During the Joint Training Arc, she doesn’t get a win either, instead tying with Itsuka. Her final main contribution comes during the War Arc where she creates the sleeping gas to put Giantomecha to sleep. Don’t get me wrong, it was a cool moment, but that was more of Ejiro’s moment. Simply put, Momo takes a lot of L’s for someone who is usually crucial to various victories. Also, like you said, throughout the story, she goes from being one of 1-A’s leaders to being a follower despite her intellect and growth.

Her costume I 100% agree on. Seriously, what is this girl wearing? So many people have said this before but you can have her costume have flaps that open up when she’s using her quirk rather than have her running around almost naked. It’s really not that hard to make a practical costume. If Mirio can have a costume that can phase through things with him, then Momo and Tooru could have costumes that both work with their quirks and not have them running around naked.

Lol, this turned into another rant, but Momo really got screwed over.

#mha critical #bnha critical

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Not the same anon, but if you don't mind me chiming in, I think, at least for me, the whole "it bothers me that Bakugo's only about Deku now" is not about narrative or thematic purpose, which I get, and which I like. For me it's just that I don't get why this progression can't coexist with Bakugo having meaningful interactions/moments with other people, just like Deku still does, plust the fact that it just doesn't feel reciprocated. And he's done and given up so much for Deku, yet Deku... well.

“Yet Deku… well.” To me this is kinda the point and is a big draw for me, personally, in sympathizing with Katsuki. The uneven reciprocation is a feature in this (still developing instance), not a bug.

If this status quo does not change by the end of the manga I may be more inclined to see it your way, but right now the story isn’t over and I don’t feel like that’s all there is to it for Katsuki and all we’re gonna get. It’s also not actually all we’ve gotten, either. I thought Katsuki and Todoroki’s relationship was pretty solid throughout this whole ordeal, in particular! The “udon, obviously” crack was a little moment, but meant big things! Katsuki getting dunked in the bath by the other boys was so sweet and cute! The boys making fun of Katsuki with the stupid “Change!” gag is worth something (and is fittingly backhanded - that small sense of unevenness is, again, meant to be a feature, I think since it’s so core to everything about him and relating to others.) I also think Katsuki coming to terms with how he pushed Toshinori away despite wanting to be close to him, too, is a big fuckin’ deal!! Like a massive deal!!! While the concepts of All Might and Izuku are related to Katsuki, there are differences! They are different individuals to him with which he has a distinct relationship! And what about Mirko and Katsuki bickering??? It’s small and quick, but it’s cute and there!

AND I MEAN, EVEN MONOMA FREAKING THE FUCK OUT WHEN KATSUKI FALLS IS A BIG DEAL WITH VERY LITTLE TO DO WITH IZUKU!

Do I want more Katsuki-and-others 1v1 or even just in the fringe of others? YES! We were robbed of a Monoma-v-Katsuki fight, we were denied Mirio-and-Tamaki-and-Nejire witnessing the hot mess that is Katsuki Bakugo, fronting, self-hating, lovesick osana najimi in permanent “friendship purgatory”, WE WERE DENIED SIR NIGHTEYE WITNESSING KATSUKI AND HIS BAGGAGE REGARDING ALL MIGHT AND IZUKU, we did not ever get Midnight, Mic, and Aizawa watching tsundere-after-Aizawa’s-own-heart Bakugo make friends with his classmates, particularly Kirishima and Shoto and Denki, and giving Aizawa shit about the similarity in their situation, WE DID NOT GET TOGA GETTING A GOOD WHIFF OF THE BAKUDEKU DYNAMIC, only a short moment when he’s kidnapped. I also think Katsuki and Momo should have a fun mini adventure. I also want to see Katsuki and Hawks or Katsuki and Endeavor try to navigate a conversation between just the two of them. I want to see him go head to head with Gran Torino, socially speaking. With INKO MIDORIYA.

But you know what? Including those scenes or delving into them also runs the risk of extinguishing or too-quickly accelerating, you guessed it, the drama of the Bakudeku situation even as they might create new relationships for Katsuki separate from Izuku. They’re all related, these things, and potentially always will be, but they don’t have to negate each other.

#ask #Bakugo katsuki #arguably bakudeku #bakudeku #all might #Toshinori Yagi

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i have such a love hate relationship with how gege writes women like he’s tackling the oppression of women and yet the women aren’t the important part of that conversation like he keeps killing them off 💀 it’s like how the walking dead would introduce a black character and immediately kill the previous main cast member black character

☝️ thing i can’t fault him for is that every female char is incredibly likeable. except maybe hana but tbh i still like her bc i could forgive women for anything she just got done dirty by the narrative. same with remi but honestly, instead of disliking her she made me dislike fushiguro a bit. (it’s not that i thought he’s at fault for anything i just disliked the set up for that arc) personally i think those two were the only major fumble writing wise. oh and tsumiki although i guess there wasn’t much more for her to do i was hoping she’d be more than a plot device (she was likeable anyway she made me like fushiguro more lmao)

omg i just realized what they all have in common is that they’re all related to fushiguro somehow.

another thing he does well is giving them their MOMENTS which to me is kinda more important than their depth in a battle shonen. like almost all the female combatants get a super raw moment. even hana shining that light on meguna was soo beautiful like idk that sticks out in my mind (until she fucked it up ofc)

nobara i think was actually rly well done. i still think there’s hope she’ll come back tbh. even though i said otherwise that’s just me pretending idc. yuki had a really good fight and she was so charismatic that i can forgive her death being related to choso so much (also bc i like choso). i just really wish we could have seen more of her earlier and know more abt her, esp her being a star plasma vessel, ik she was a supporting character but i was so hyped to see her in action. she’s one of my favs. tengen is also low key a fav even tho she didn’t rly do anything she’s well established and idk i just like her. uro is another fav who i need to see more of i hope she isn’t done for i feel like she got spared for a reason. yorozu was pure comedy i liked her and i kinda miss her i wish she stuck around longer. i stanned mai from her first appearance. maki is obviously my queen no words needed. i also thought momo was super cute and i still wanna know wtf that miwa panel was in the cg arc i think that was a genuine he forgot moment. mei mei and momjaku are freaks but i like them both they really help set the tone

ig the only issues are that 1) they keep dying and 2) their most important moments are related to a man somehow. i guess it makes sense bc it is aimed at a male audience but like if you’re writing abt women’s issues then you have to acknowledge the women in question as…people? that’s not rly what i mean to say but idk how else to phrase it. it feels like he wants to do a good job tackling these issues but he doesn’t rly get the core of the issue.

anyway it sounds like i’m shitting on him but the fact that he’s clearly making an attempt at expanding on the female characters instead of being like “here bitch damn” (and it’s a girl who gets one chapter of depth and is written out immediately after) is what actually touches my heart. altho ig he kinda did that with everyone but maki like i remember being surprised he went so far in the perfect prep arc for maki like i didn’t think she’d get a power up like that. and then in the sakurajima colony arc i didn’t know she’d continue to be relevant and then jumping sukuna with yuji like okayyy

the nice part of never getting fed is that crumbs are so delicious and nutritious for me. anyway i believe in kenjaku (old woman) x tengen heian era old woman yuri

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GLAD UR INTRIGUED BY MY KDMM CAT LORE. i have a lot of it 😁 (insane)

okay so kdmm have 4 cats: violet, lofi, megatron 3, and kido jr. kido named the former half, momo named the latter half

violet - small guy, black fur. pathetic sopping wet beast. he hides when guests come over. he always looks like the 🥺 emoji. he always makes this long high pitched meow like "meeeeeeeeee" whenever he's overwhelmed bc Everything overwhelms the poor guy. he sticks by kido's side bc they're calm and quiet. he loves momo but her energy can be a bit too overwhelming at times. momo's working on being more calm around him bc she wants him to be more comfortable around her. back to kido. violet follows him around everywhere. kido has to shoo him out of the bathroom when they go in and violet's outside the door making sad meows waiting for kido to finish. he's so overdramatic!!!

lofi - white fur, a bit bigger than violet. Crazy Ass. when kdmm first got him he was chill and normal for like. a day. then he showed his true colors. he loves fucking Jumping onto shit. knocks things off the table. kido and momo have to be So Careful to not put any glass in places lofi could reach and smack it off the surface it's on. he's so hyper and is always bothering the other cats at least kdmm can keep him under control with toys. for a while, that is. oh, and he has the job of getting rid of the mice that make their way into the house

megatron 3 - light gray fur, chubby. bigger than violet and lofi. the most mellow cat in the group. she's like. half awake all the time and it's funny. violet and lofi use her as a pillow. momo gave her her name bc she thought she'd be like lofi and be full of energy and having a badass name like megatron 3 would fit. bruh megatron 3 is the exact opposite of lofi. mega doesn't cause any trouble and she's so easy to handle, but if you try to wake her up from her naps she Will kill you. just let her wake up at her own time bro. kano learned that the hard way when he came to cat-sit for kdmm. she's also hibiya's favorite as she's easily approachable unlike the aforementioned cats and that helped him get used to being around cats again. oh yeah, and mega has a habit of trying to sleep on kido and momo's faces when they're laying on the couch! not cool bro!

kido jr. (my personal favorite. momo's too) - the biggest cat. green fur???? how???? anyways momo named her that bc she was literally like the cat version of human kido, but more cranky. kido claims he doesn't see the similarities between them and kido jr at All (denial). kido jr even has a tuft of fur that obscures her right eye just like kido did in their teen years. just like violet, she's also not a fan of guests coming over, even if it's the other dan members. she either hides with violet or she, glaring at them from behind a table/wall. menacingly. little freak. unlike the other cats, momo just found kido jr in an alley and took her home 🤷 kido didnt say shit bc yay more cats! kido jr absolutely does not fuck with hibiya bro. i think she can sense his cat hating energy or something. she's also protective of the other cats, especially violet, like the big sister figure of the group or something (yeah she is not beating the kido tsubomi allegations). speaking of her disliking guests, she cannot fucking stand kano. she'll come out of where she's hiding and just GLARE at him in the open. kano still loves to tease her so he'll dangle toys in front of her face and kido jr will just fucking kick his ass. deserved! kido jr also gravitates towards momo more than kido. like when momo's laying down or sleeping she'll go and rest on her chest. kido may or may not be a tad jealous of this. she still loves kido jr so much tho. oh and kido jr pissed on kano's shoes once.

kdmm usually have either kano or hibiya to cat-sit when they're out :3

ask is long so im putting my long answer under the cut :3 (i dont wanna make it a nightmare to scroll thru for myself) lots of pet headcanons under the cut. kidomomo & harutaka because... duh!!!!

OH MY GOOOOOOD CAT LOREEEE!!!! THE NAMES ARE EVERYTHING megatron 3 is my favorite. i have a kitty cat like that too. damn 4 cats.. well that's a lesbian couple alright. living the fucking dream

i feel like all the kidomomo cats would also have very bedazzled collars because momo can't be normal. kido gets home theyre like. erm. whatcha doing. and momo's with a headband to keep the hair out of her eyes and a very bright light like she's operating on something but she's gluing tiny rhinestones to a cat collar and she's like. nothing just listening to some podcasts. kido's like Okay Then. momo also dresses the cats. also is covered in scratches for completely unrelated reasons... maybe.

momo is a social media queen i think at least one of these cats is instagram famous if not all btw... right?? come on

kido is all into the Good cat environment so they're adding cat stuff everywhere. like invests in cat trees and little cat hammocks and even grabs some power tools to put up shelves on the walls for the cats to jump around in. momo sits there to watch them do it like 💗💗💗 but. momo would eventually step in because kido cant actually use power tools and their pride is very stained but hehe. pouring some lemonade for momo as she puts up shelves isn't that bad either. kido instead is the one impressed and sitting watching their gf be resourceful !!!!

hibiya having to move into a place with FOUR CATS is crazy. rip little guy.... i also hc kano as a crazy cat person and seeing u mentioned him a couple times IM GONNA ASSUME U DO TOO. i think kano has AT LEAST 5 cats and is always fostering some here and there!!! so there's at least like 10 cats at his apartment at all times and at least 5 are permanent kitty roommates. shintaro going to kano's and then momo's.. He's like im full of cat hair AND I DONT EVEN HAVE CATS!!!!

oh and of course haruka and takane. (pretends to be fucking normal) <- shintaro is also annoyed with this one he's like WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE A FUCKING CAT‼️‼️‼️‼️ hibiya is also like THATS WHAT IM SAYING‼️‼️‼️ well setomary have like a thousand dogs. can anyone have a normal amount of pets please. yes. haruka and takane do💗 1. one kitty cat.

anyways harutaka cat💗 i will yell back at u my hcs as some sort of offering since u also did with yours ALSO ITS MY BLOG I can talk about harutaka cat. i ALSO have a fancat (like a fankid but better bc its a cat) it is a black cat with long fur and her name is actor💗 Haruka names the cat. DUH. hes like Did you know cats sleep like 16 hours everyday. takane's like Why are you bringing that up as an answer to me asking WHY ARE YOU NAMING THE CAT AFTER ME. it is simple. takane = cat.

canon had haruka fall in a fountain bc he was so determined to pet a cat and i just... have got to translate that into haruka being a crazy cat person. the dream of his life is having a cat. he sits takane down like it's a matter of life and death he takes her hands he says they need to talk about something important he is ready for the next step he is ready to be a parent. takane almost kills him when he finally spits out PLEAAASE CAN WE ADOPT A CAT:3 but then they do💖

haruka is so insane about it he's really nervous and even whines while getting all the cat stuff bc he's like but takane!!! we havent even MET the cat yet how can we know what kind of litter it likes !!! or what kinda toys!!!! or what kinda food!!! takane is having the patience of a saint because they know how excited haruka is but also JUST BUY THE DAMN LITTERBOX

awwww but i do also imagine takane pretty excited too. yknow how takane remarks how nervous haruka got before the festival even tho he's usually really chill. and she was also very nervous but still keeps it together to help him calm down. i think its something like that. *punches wall cries all night* WHERES THE HARUTAKA STIMMING PIC

👆shittles

erm erm erm. yeah💖 takane is also excited i think it's them who choose the cat because haruka is like cat overstim. he wants to take all of them. he has cat toys lying around at home just to play around with the street cats. so walking into a shelter!?!?!?!? Mission impossible. takane's the one who sees the grumpy dusty ass ball of black fluff cat at the corner and is like. YOU.

erm. most spoiled cat in the history of spoiled cats. when she arrives immediately its fur gets all shiny and shit. 2 only children adopt their first pet ever = spoiled cat. it is simple. also they both work from home so they're ALWAYS THERE WITH THE CAT!!!!

and harutaka apartment = nap central btw. Haruka: GROUP NAP TIME STARTS IN 5!! everyone bring ur blankies. takane's like stop calling it group nap time its just us two. but then when they get the cat she has no more arguments. its group nap time bro. get in here. haruka's the kind to go looking for the cat to bring to bed. literally wakes it up from its own nap just to make it nap with him.

oh by the way the cat is kinda grumpy but super clingy like dont touch me but i can touch u💖 again. takane = cat. a lot like ur kido jr one. the same essence.

cat is especially clingy to haruka. he says its cuz he's her faaaavorite :3 and takane's like yeah because when she headbutts ur phone to make u put it down to get pets YOU DO IT and if shes asking for food when she shouldnt eat YOU DO IT and also YOU FEED HER FANCY EXPENSIVE ASS WET FOOD and when she's on ur lap and ur legs are totally asleep YOU LET HER STAY and ur generally just letting the fucking cat boss u around. haruka's like ........i'm her favorite though.

also the cat hates shintaro's guts bc i think that's funny. he cannot approach a hand without getting a hiss. it seems to be normal to ayano and others though. she's not particularly friendly and mostly doesnt care abt people. except haruka. she loves that guy. takane is ok too also takane SHOULD NOT ACT like it doesn't love cuddling with the cat. she does💖 NAP CENTRAL‼️‼️‼️Group nap time at harutaka apartment with the haru and the taka and a little cat. peace and love on planet earth

shintaro hears takane's complaining about haruka letting the cat boss him around and he's like. does she realize she's just describing her own fucking relationship with him. whatever. harutaka cat parents for real...

actor is no good with other cats so i doubt there would be a kidomomo cats playdate but im sure they make them videochat and the mekadan gc is generally FILLED with cat pics from kidomomo harutaka and kano. and dog pics from setomary. general any animals from seto. seto rly sends the most bizarre pics and everyone's like where even ARE YOU.

shintaro tries not to send tono pics bc when he does the whole groupchat will break for AT LEAST an hour because no one will stop sending bnuny. buyny. bunny.

#ask tag #headcanons #kidomomo #harutaka #and some others

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perles-infinite-fictional-love · 2 years

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They came from the Walled City

Some kind of fanfic where a human comes across Momo in the woods. Humans in flesh and companions meet again for the first time in centuries.

(This is the human POV of my short fanfic "The soft ones live" ← click to read! If you want to read Momo’s POV.)

A few days ago, an low, thunderous rumble was heard for miles. Something huge made the ground tremble. When we looked out in the distance, we witnessed a sight we never thought we'd see; the ancient Walled City 99 was opening up...

Centuries ago, during one of the darkest eras of humanity, some people hid inside those perfectly sealed walled cities, hoping they could escape from all the problems humans had to deal with back in those times.

The humans that couldn't afford this luxury, like my ancestors, were left outside to rot... But little do these Walled City people know, the humanity left outside managed to survive, even if barely. And that brings us to me.

Today, one could only wonder how these Walled City people were now. A whole city of people cut off from the world for so many centuries... Did they all turn into darkness-dwelling savages resorting to cannibalism to survive? Or did all their ressources and fine technology allow them to become more advanced than us, outside humans?

For these questions, people were hesitant to go greet who, or what, would come out of the freshly opened Walled City 99...

Me, I wanted to take a peek.

I was still traveling through the woods on my way to the walled city, when I spotted an orange cat ahead of me, calmly staring at me.

I smiled and put a knee to the ground to go "pspspsps".

To my delight, the cat casually approached me, without any noticeable fear, and after a sniff, even nuzzled my hand. Wow, this one was pretty friendly for a wild cat!...

But eventually, the cat ran off to the woods. The cat stopped to glance my way and meow, then ran away for good.

What a cute cat. If I didn't know any better, I'd say this cat wanted me to follow...

So naturally, I did. Or at least, I tried.

After just a few minutes of walking through the woods, a sound caught my attention.

Some kind of repeated mechanical whirr. Someone using machinery, maybe?...

Staying hidden behind a tree, I tried to peek at the source of the sound...

At first, I saw a human-like silhouette stepping into a clearing, apparently searching for something. This person sure was wearing some funny clothes.... a long coat with a tropical pattern of leaves and flamingos... an old conical bamboo hat... and... Some kind of armor?... Or...? What was that, covering the rest of their body?...

This person turned their head my way, and I finally saw their face... If I should even call it a face.

It was a screen. A rainbow-colored screen with just two white circles and a white line to supposedly resemble a simplistic 'face'. It even sort of blinked, by making the two circles turn into a straight line across the screen for a split second.

I knew what this was. I've seen old photos of it before. It was one of those robots designed to serve the people inside the Walled Cities. What were they called again?...

That was not a human, and yet... The way it moved so naturally, awkwardly without being clunky, it almost fooled me into thinking it was someone! It looked so expressive, by its movements alone...

"Hhhuh..." I whispered to myself, staring at the machine.

At the sound I made, the machine suddenly froze, the screen suddenly flickering to display a sad frowning face, and then... It slowly turned to look my way.

Uh oh.

I tried to stay still, not knowing what else to do, but the monitor of the robot finally focused on my face, and its expression turned into wide eyes and a square for a mouth.

It slowly tilted its head, letting out a weird buzzing sound.

"Shit!..." Was it sounding an alarm or something? It was freaking me out! I started stepping backward slowly, ready to turn and run at any sudden movement!...

But then, the robot raised its hands to show me its palms, shaking its head, as it let out a robotic blabber. It sounded like the muffled deep voice of someone talking over a phone of very low quality. When it 'talked', its mouth was moving as a thick white bar across the screen. It was quite cartoony.

Once again, the way it moved, and now sounded, made me feel like this robot was a person... It just seemed to express genuine surprise and worry.

But this had to be in my head.

I was gonna run away, fearing that the robot might call for backup or something... until the robot raised two fingers on both of his hands, showing them to me insistently, as he gave a small nod and continued blabbering robot gibberish.

Two fingers like that. It meant something, didn't it? A long time ago... I couldn't remember what it meant exactly, but I knew it was something... positive. Something friendly.

So I stopped, suddenly curious, and watched the robot. Maybe it was trying to tell me something, for some reason.

The robot stayed still, staring back, then started speaking in bleeps and bloops again... it then put a finger to its chest, and traced the letters 'M-O-M-O'...

I blinked. "...Momo?..." Could that be its name?...

The robot straightened itself, head perking up a bit as it let out a high-pitched sound and blinked a few times. It paused, then spoke again, only this time its bloops struggled a bit until it pronounced something I could understand... "...MmO-mO...."

This... Didn't feel like something this robot would be programmed to do...

And then, the face on the screen changed into a cheerful yet gentle smile, as 'Momo' awkwardly put its hands together...

That didn't feel like a machine waiting for orders, it felt more like a child wanting to learn things...

So I took a cautious step forward, and asked "Hello?... Are there humans with you?..."

Momo's expression turned into a sad frown as it shrugged and blooped some more. It then awkwardly tapped the tips of its index fingers together a few times, then finally pointed up to bleep some more, and tilted to the side to mimic something with its hands... Looked like writing with a pencil.

Right... The robot did trace a word with its fingers earlier... Maybe this kind of robot worked with text rather than speech, for some reason.

I hesitated, and traced the letters 'H-E-L-L-O' in the air.

The robot tilted its head and blinked a few times, then suddenly perked up, excitedly waving to me.

It did understand! I cracked a smile, and waved back. "Hello..."

Momo's expression once again turned into that gentle smile as it let out a soft high-pitched tone. Its bloops then worked out a friendly "hEll-O...."

I stared at Momo, a little bit speechless. Maybe I was crazy, but I could swear this machine was just too expressive to be... a machine.

What would be the point of programming a helper robot that can't understand human speech, but can learn human speech through complex interactions like this?? And if this robot is only just now learning human speech... Wouldn't it imply this is its first time meeting a human?...

Something strange was going on... But one thing was for sure; this robot was... extremely endearing.

Suddenly, Momo started blabbering again, blooping and bleeping about things I didn't understand, yet always so expressive with its hands and body, like a real human guy trying to explain something very important to me.

Momo paused, staring at me with a blink, as if evaluating my silence, then put a hand behind its head, looking somewhat embarrassed... The robot then continued its blabber, gesturing for me to follow as it took a few steps back in the direction of the Walled City... And finished with its hands put together, I assume begging me to follow...

Of course, I was a little nervous about what this robot could possibly want from me, but... I really wanted to know more. Momo was truly fascinating. It felt like a person, to the point that I felt wrong about thinking of it as an 'it'.

That robot felt like a living being of its own making, somehow... Neither designed for humans, neither NOT designed for humans...

I took a step towards him. He made a happy bleep and nodded to express his eagerness, and began leading me to the Walled City.

I had no idea what to expect next.

#Stray #stray game #stray momo #momo x reader #stray momo x reader #stray game momo #the human doesnt really understand the situatuon yet #oh if only they knew #if only they knew how alive these robots are

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leighsartworks216 · 2 years

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Feeling Shitty

Hizashi Yamada/Present Mic x gn!reader (familial/Dad Mic)

Warnings: feeling like shit, depression i guess, hurt/comfort, slight fem reader vibes kinda?? But it can be read as neutral. Oh also swearing just a little

Word Count: 949

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With a sigh, you looked away from your homework and to your phone. The screen was dark; no new notifications to distract you from the paragraph you'd reread about three times already. Your brain couldn't focus. You just couldn't bring your mind to pay attention to your work right now. You didn't know why, you just felt like garbage. You wanted to ignore it, but the more you did the stronger the shitty feeling came.

You picked up your phone, hesitating several times to send a text.

To: RadioDad

< Hey dad

> HEY NUMBER ONE LISTENER!!! > Whatssup

< Movie night?

It took him a minute to respond. Usually when you had movie night, you were sad or "going through it" (curse Ashido for teaching Mic that phrase). He was probably trying not to freak out worrying about what was wrong.

> Sure thing kiddo!

Well, there was no point trying to get your work done right now. You collected your papers and books and stood up.

"Done already, (Y/N)?" Momo asked, looking up from her own work. Most of the girls were all hanging out at her house to study and do homework.

You chuckled nervously, putting on an assuring smile. "Yeah, all done," you lied. "Thank you for having me over, Momo. See ya, girls!"

You could feel the weight of keeping up the act lift off your shoulders the moment you stepped off the premises. Books tucked under your arm, you walked home.

It was quite peaceful, actually. Birds were fluttering from one tree to another, chirping to each other and avoiding any stray cats. People were walking their dogs, all of which wagged their tails and trotted happily to see and smell everything on the path.

Still, your heart felt heavy, and you couldn't keep ignoring it.

It felt like no time at all had passed when you were standing in front of the door to your house. You must have zoned out thinking about everything going on and what you had to do that you were just going through the motions to get back here.

With a sigh, you unlocked the door and entered, shutting it behind you. You kicked off your shoes haphazardly by the door and dragged yourself to your bedroom. You dropped your books on your desk. Then, you face planted right into your mattress.

Feet hanging off, still in your school uniform, you couldn't care less. It was too late when you realized you were crying, body shaking as tears spilled from your eyes. Your sobs were muffled by blankets, that would be stained in no time at all by your tears, and the world fell away around you.

"...ddo? Kiddo? Hey, you wanted movie night, so you're gonna get movie night!"

A hand was shaking you, the voice that followed it clearly concerned for your disheveled state. You spoke, but your voice was muffled in the blankets you'd fallen asleep on top of.

"What?"

You turned your head, opening a bloodshot eye to look up at your dad. "I don't want to get up." Mic nodded, humming in fake thought as he brought his hands up to tie his long blonde hair in a top knot. "Okay, well, that sucks."

You decided to play along. "Mmm, does it?"

"Yeah, it does," he said, leaning down on his elbows on the bed next to you. "Because I ordered take out, pulled out a bunch of feel good movies that I know you like, and even went through all the trouble of making a pillow fort with the couch cushions, just for you to want to stay here?" The entire time he spoke, he had a grin on his face. The upbeat man was hardly ever able to contain his smiles. "Doesn't that just suck?"

You couldn't stop your own little smile either. He'd gone through all this trouble just because you felt like shit. You sighed and rolled your eyes, moving your stiff arms to push you up off the bed.

"Fiiiiiiine, I'll go out there."

"Hey! Now that's what I'm talking about!" He bounced up, almost running out your door and toward the kitchen. "I got your favorite! And a giant cookie pie on the side because why not?"

Your first movie, plenty of takeout and movie snacks later, Mic suddenly turned to you.

"So, what's gotcha so bummed out?" he asked. You had his undivided attention. You were his kid and he made sure you knew it every second of every day.

"I don't know," you said, words spilling out before you could stop yourself. "I mean... I just... I don't know. I just feel like garbage and I don't know why. It's like everything suddenly sucks, but it doesn't. Everything is great right now and I know that, I just..."

He nodded, putting an arm around your shoulder to pull you into him in a side hug. "It's okay, listener, I understand. It's alright," he assured you. "I'm glad you told me."

"I don't even have a reason for it," you complained.

"And that's fine, you don't need a reason," he cut you off before you could complain even more. "Sometimes you just feel like shit and you gotta take it in stride. Just do somethin' to get those funky feelings out, ya know?"

You nodded and felt him kiss your head.

"Coolio. Now, what movie you wanna watch next? We got Ponyo, Howl's Moving Castle, My Neighbor Totoro," he listed off.

"Why so much Ghibli?"

"The vibes! And to a lesser degree the art. Oh and the music!"

"Dad, you've got too much energy for 11pm."

"PONYO PONYO PONYO FISHY IN THE SEA!"

"STOP! You're gonna break something again!"

#fanfic #fanfiction #hizashi yamada #present mic #dad mic #familial #fluff #hurt/comfort #light angst #my hero acedamia #boku no hero academia #gender neutral reader #gn reader #x gn reader

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