#go pro bro

[sofiaruelle]

You look sporty today! 🏀🏈⚽️

#doodle #stardew valley #stardew valley alex #stardew alex #he’s such a gym bro #but like the healthy positive himbo kind yknow #its all about the grind and the gains bro #but make it healthy at your own pace #i lowkey feel like he’ll never go pro mostly because he’s had an knee injury #but he goes back to college after a gap year in junior year but for like sports medicine #and maybe he part times as a gym teacher/works as a zumba intructor for the ladies of pelican town #either way sports medicine and he adopts like a super healthy mindset and would be able to help shane and his recovery process

[turtleblogatlast]

Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀 #thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏 #they’re all gross teenage boys!!! #even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀 #I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison) #Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

[dazachi]

Theory time on the whole "ADA member transfers to PM" deal and why I genuinely think this was part of Dazai's plan (loooong post):

Based on what we have, I actually think we can assume that Fukuzawa, Ranpo, Dazai, all of the higher ups in the PM, and the govt. are aware of the deal and that Dazai will go back. Here's why:

Prior to Fyodor's arrest, Dazai had been maintaining an essentially crimeless record (and if he does do something morally questionable, he either had government backing from Ango, or was done in a way that can't be pointed back to him).

However, before anything could progress in S4, Dazai purposely put himself out in public to get arrested. I'd even argue that he had Ango purposely release some of his old crimes rather than it being written on the ripped page of the book (and if it was actually written in the book, then Dazai must have anticipated it in the first place because he knows Fyodor would do that).

This idea is further cemented by the fact that Ango, Mori, and Chuuya are actually aware of what Dazai is doing (more than the ADA even). Dazai had contacts in and out of Mersault ready before his arrest.

To make these plans in the first place, Dazai had to have talked to (at least) Mori and Ango. This would have to be roughly around the same time as when Mori and Fukuzawa made a deal. What if all of this was just one meeting?

Because let's face it. Fukuzawa only saying "except Yosano" was such a red flag moment. If there was anyone Mori would have wanted back in his control, it would either be his angel of death or his demon prodigy. The conversation must not have ended there...

Also, why was this deal even created in the first place? I feel like there could have been a different agreement, and this just looks like an excuse to get Dazai to go back. Fukuzawa agreeing with this deal is weird because he knows what the PM is like. Why would he subject his employees to possibly experience working there?

Dazai may have actually purposely put himself up for the taking in preparation to a future enemy that needed him back in the PM- back in his hometurf with all the manpower he could command and to give soukoku the free reign they had once again (without the limitations of the law on Dazai).

So anyway, now we have Dazai with his crimes leaked, which would have been fine alone because it could be played off as part of what was written on the page, but then he kills some guards in Mersault and commits jailbreak, along with several other crimes in just 30 minutes. In addition, he is clearly shown to be working with Chuuya, a well-known criminal, who has also committed several crimes while there.

Say what you will about Mersault security (which is actually good but just couldn't keep the demons on hold lmao), but they would 100% have records of what Dazai had done there. Even if he could be considered crimeless before, he can no longer be called crimeless again now. His actions here are beyond the manipulations of the book. To have these crimes (in France) erased would require the government to have an agreement with another country and to have Dazai go into hiding for some time again (doable, but troublesome).

That leaves us to the fact that Dazai is back to willingly committing crimes and partnering up with Chuuya as Soukoku for an extended period of time. All of these acts are known to Mori and Ango.

This implies that the choice had been made prior to S4, and this is why Dazai could do all these crazy schemes.

This also clears up why Ranpo and Fukuzawa no longer consider Dazai in the ADA roster recently. Not because they don't care for him, but because he is secretly no longer part of the ADA in the first place, and Dazai's safety is now under the concern of the PM.

Scarily enough, this could also possibly set up Dazai as the next boss of the PM in preparation for the next big enemy. One thing some people in the fandom noticed was that Mori had mentioned before that Dazai would become the boss when he turns 23. This fits in the timeline well because Dazai is several months (or maybe even weeks) closer to his 23rd birthday (or he may already be 23 right now). All of this may have been pre-planned for longer than we think.

Also, as a personal opinion on the other possible transfer candidates, they actually have better hold on the ADA and would not function well in the PM.

The PM would clash with Kunikida's ideals (though it would be interesting to have the future leader of the ADA be put in the PM the same way the future leader of the PM was employed in the ADA)

Tanizaki would be a great candidate, especially for his skills (and it would be interesting to have another redhead in the PM hahaha), but I highly doubt Naomi would take his transfer sitting down (Naomi would probably even attempt to join the PM) and, in turn, Junichiro would hate to bring his sister in the PM as well. Tanizaki's entire shtick involves his care for his sister, and taking that away brings him back to having no motivation to go crazy.

Atsushi is actually my 2nd option. Moving Atsushi to the PM would make him learn more about how the PM functions, and this allows SSKK to spend more time building their relationship. Chuuya could watch over the two of them as an aide to Dazai's mentoring, and this could lead to more character growth for Atsushi. Unfortunately, this voids Atsushi's plans to learn how to fight under Kunikida's tutelage, and the "no killing" deal with Akutagawa slightly lessens its impact because they would now be in the criminal organization rather than the opposing one (I'd rather have Akutagawa join the ADA tbh. This would further cement the "no killing" idea that Atsushi demands of him and build the SSKK partnership.)

Kenji is also a good bet, but the PM already has Chuuya, which makes having Kenji redundant. Kyoka would not return without an all out brawl and would actually waste all the efforts from S2. Ranpo would be insufferable lmao, and he is not made for Mafia types of strategy (he's smart! But he is not here for the manipulation and long chess matches. He doesn't have the patience for that when he can get straight to the point), and I'm not sure who in the PM he would have synergy with yet...he works best as a detective.

NOW, I may be wrong, because who knows what Asagiri will pull on us, and all of this is based on what is shown (I'm not sure if we could trust it lol), but this is the theory I came up with based on my understanding of events. Dazai planned to go back, and the tripartite knows of it.

Before anyone says this is a waste of Dazai's character development, I'd argue that there may be a misconception as to what Dazai is actually here to learn.

Odasaku knows that good and evil does not matter to Dazai. Dazai choosing to save people is not Dazai's character growth because he has ALWAYS been capable of that despite his unconventional means. The real character growth that Dazai needed was that there was a world beyond the darkness that he insists on putting himself in, and that he is capable humanity. Mori realized this too by proving the humanity in Dazai by chasing him out with Odasaku's death. Dazai has also realized this, and is now ready to return to his hellhole as a new man touched by the light. He is ready to be a leader, not the tyrant that he would have been without this lesson. Mori just prevented another insane mafia boss from taking the throne.

In addition, the PM has repeatedly been defined as the organization that protects the city in the dark. Being in the PM does not hinder Dazai from saving people (again, they've done so before while there). This might actually give him more power to move around and defend Yokohama more efficiently.

I guess this is it for now. I may have missed some things, but these are my main arguments for now hehe

#bungou stray dogs #bsd theory #firm believer of Dazai going back to PM because he is the only one meeting the plot reqts lol #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #bro said its his turn to play with the xbox #dazai having full command of the PM and being amicable to the entire tripartite is probably important for the future! #also wow this is long...i keep yapping #im a pro yapper. this is my 2nd blog where i keep yappinh #dazai would not be surprised by the deal too. he can read mori as if the man were a toddler book lmao. #edit: i made some minor grammatical corrections and made the title bigger

[ccuniculusmolestus]

Horrible and Awful

(At the dinner table)

Bunny: Daddy can you pass the salt

Henry and Mr. Corcoran reaching for the salt shaker:

Mr. Corcoran: Haha Henry. You are banging my son.

#shitpost dont be mad abt it #i mean if u do get mad idrc. cope <3 #can u imagine tho #i mean donald was so pro-henry i think he wouldve even become non-homophobic just for bunny and henry to get hitched #bro bunny would probably go non-homophobic to get henrys money i mean his love #henry winter #the secret history #bunny corcoran #tsh #tsh donna tartt #winterbunny

[rewritingcanon]

snape apologists: omg poor baby boy he never did anything wrong he’s had a rough childhood but he was always a sweetheart like hes a total victim! a victim!!! hes never done anything to warrant what he got and he deserves sm better than that absolute *insert any misogynistic term here* lily he totally didn’t deserve what SHE did to him 😢😢

canon snape, literally making whole ass spells that torture his enemies and being an overall sassy feral shit who also happens to be part of a gang of terrorists:

#snape: ‘they gonna hate me regardless thats why i do what i do’ #bro was gonna murder them 💀💀 and some out here calling him a helpless little guy be so fr #if the universe was on his side he probs would have killed at least one of the marauders and gotten away with it #severus snape #SERVErus #marauders #marauders era #lily evans #lily potter #rewriting #edit tag: this isnt snape bashing this snape apologist bashing omg 😭😭 i like feral snape #if anything this was marauders bashing phft #‘ur defending bullying 😿😿’ WHAT THE FUCK LOLLLL #I SAID HE SHOULD HAVE KILLED ONE OF THEM HOW IS THAT PRO MARAUDERS 💀 #yall are just so used to defending this guy from marauder stans that ur all defensive asf jesus #also yes.. i have had conversations with snape stans like this…. its why i made a post like this in the first place like duh? #go actually defend him to someone who is bashing him stinky

[moonlightdancer26]

Me when I remember that Snape would’ve not only been much happier in life but would have so many less tiring debates about him if he had just remained a loyal Death Eater instead of defecting and sacrificing himself for a world that hated him while getting nothing in return:

#LIKE BRO #HE WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH MORE RELAXED #MANS SPENT 17 YEARS STUCK IN A PLACE FILLED WITH SO MUCH TRAUMA WHILE BEING SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE WHO HATED HIM #LILY ENDED UP DYING AND SNAPE DIED THINKING HARRY WAS GOING TO DIE TOO (HE DIED NEVER KNOWING THAT HARRY WAS A HORCRUX) #MEANING LILY’S SACRIFICE WAS IN VAIN AND HE SPENT HALF HIS LIFE GOING THROUGH SO MANY LENGTHS FOR NOTHING #AND HE WAS WILLING TO DIE A VILLAIN IN EVERYONE’S EYES IF IT MEANT LILY’S SON COULD LIVE #IF HE GAVE LILS THE MIDDLE FINGER HE WOULDA JUST GONE AWAY AND DID DEATH EATER SHIT WITHOUT HAVING A CARE IN THE WORLD #AND STUPID SNATERS WOULDN’T FEEL THE NEED TO ‘‘clarify’’ THAT HE WAS A BULLY AND A HORRIBLE PERSON #BECAUSE THEN WE’D JUST KNOW AND ACCEPT THAT HE’S AWFUL LIKE WE DO WITH BELLATRIX AND TOMMY #AND THEREFORE SNAPE FANS WOULDN’T BE CALLED ‘‘abuse apologists’’ OR ATTACKED FOR THE MERE MENTION OF HIS NAME #ALL OF US WOULD BENEFIT FROM IT IF SEVERUS JUST CHOSE NOT TO BE A HERO #i apologise for the rant i’m just very fed up with this dude #stop caring about some loser redhead AND DABBLE IN SOME SELF-CARE FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE #smfh #again i apologise #and if you came this far i’m just downright surprised #anti snaters #severus snape #pro snape #pro severus snape #snape #harry potter #hp

[linkofthelostwoods]

When I see hate for a ship, it makes me want to ship it even harder.

#ship #proship #pro ship #shipping #pro shipping #tbh this is mostly about sidon x link #also why not just go ship what you ship and leave other shippers alobe #like you dont gotta pick a fight with everyone #its not a big deal #you can ship things and someone else can ship something different and its not the end of the world #smoke a joint bro #its gonna be okay

[iwasbroughtherebyforce]

So this morning I realised that the Light is probably blue because of the Cherenkov effect

This is going to be badly explained but basically it’s what happens when a charged particle like an electron goes through a specific type of substance faster than light traverses that specific medium. Now an example of this effect that is used a lot is what happens to an underwater nuclear reactor: it glows blue!

Anyway I don’t know if someone’s talked about this before but I thought it was pretty neat :D

#dimension 20 #d20 #burrow's end #dimension 20 burrows end #d20 burrow's end #my friend was talking about cherenkov radiation this morning and all I could think about was these stoats #I don’t believe in coincidences #aabria you’re a genius #the pros of having science bros #anyway I’m going to read more about this because it’s fascinating

[thatpurpledudetrey]

"Feysand is better!!" "No Rhysta is!!"

BOTH are pure shit 🥱❗ ❗❗

#anti acotar #anti rhysand #anti feysand #anti rhysta #archeron sisters deserves better #pro archeron sisters #most of the time i disagree with the stans but good lord there is some instance i have to disagree with the antis #like some (KEYWORD : SOME) antis be against the incident UTM but then they proceed to go ship rhysta which is just as bad as feysand #fucking rhysta??? srsly bro???? #like why do we want this???? #rhysand should NOT be shipped with ANY of the archeon sisters #hell he shouldnt even be shipped with a women #very much a supporter of gay rhsyand hc !!!!

[ahalliance]

HES GOING TO FREE THE CODE WOOOOO

#qsmp #jay liveblogs #étoiles #hes going on a pro code rant i love him #bro’s gonna rock up to his friends talking about how the codes are good actually and waving his coded arm around #NOBODY is going to trust his ass

[thursdayg1rl]

kind of hilarious how upset people are getting bc of the boycotting..... its literally a non action

#idiot in the comments of pro palestine posts saying 'dont you have a fast food company to boycott' like 😭 yeah thats literally what imdoing #by not buying that stuff.. what are you gonna do force people to buy your shit #and then the comments saying 'well ill boycott muslim peoples business' like ok go ahead bro 💀 #as if you singlehandedly were keeping muslim run businesses afloat. not to mention its not even about islam but whatever

[chambers003]

years of drawing minecraft youtubers have prepared me for this (designing bruce wayne and clark kent in a way to easily tell them apart) (this is actually way easier than i thought)

#my post #me when i show up to the ‘drawing 2 nearly identical white men’ competition: 😮 (im going to win) #too easy 💪💪💪💪💪💪 light work for a pro like me #i havent even started watching/reading that much superman yet im too good #the biggest problem i have is ignoring the urges to creaturify clark. he is an alien bro there is no way he looks 100% human. #alas that is the whole point of the first like 20 years of his life so #i cant exactly give it up #(the voices in my head are saying that’s quitters talk)

[tam--lin]

Planet Fitness revoking the membership of someone who took a picture of a trans woman using the women's locker room is truly a "worst person gym you know makes a great point" situation.

#like. I would never feel welcome in a planet fitness because of my beloved powerlifting. but at least they have written pro-trans policies? #tamlin's gym tag #are we gonna cancel co-ed dorms next #just fully go Shaker #this one transphobe was like “all they need is gender neutral bathrooms” bro you are SO close.!!!

[quadruple-a-battery-under-ur-bed]

how tf is a looney tunes ass "get exploded by hammers" a death threat ?????

#tumblr #tumblr ceo #the whole thing going on rn w the ceo being a transphobe #bro how can u do that and then turn around and say ur pro trans #wtf #also the “see i got it right rhis tjme” shit like bro cmon #u dont say that shit unless ur trying to deflect fire wtf

[marsixm]

things id be doing if i was less of a coward rn: >impersonating a lawyer to tell a crooked businessman who stole from a mentally disabled man to go fuck himself (professionally) >pulling an uno reverse on the completely insane private eye i caught taking creeper pics of me >making more plans with my friends idk im already doing that though >making tiktoks

#>convincing my boss to open his relationship dljkfkghjopsdfhj #ohhh the situations! they never end!!! #i need to find a pro bono lawyer for this first guy man this situation sucks #also im just leaving the pi alone... even tho he seems like an asshole but im wary of him #also theres this ring of psychic scammers i investgated but theyre not rly hurting me so whatever #theres just so much going on around me and im having anxiety attacks about trying to plan my birthday party lol #that last one is the scariest bro why are teenagers such bullies

[procrastination-artist]

been havin a gender crisis the past like, ever, so here’s to getting rid of the gender part of that crisis 👏✨

my pronouns are officially anything because gender is a social construct anyway 🤙 feel free to use my previous pronouns bc honestly idgaf but if u switch it up just know u give me the warm fuzzies n I appreciate u 🫶💖

happy pride month lovelies! 💖💕

#digital art #procreate #lgbtq community #lgbtqplus #lgbt pride #lgbtqia #queer artist #I’m here and I’m queer #let’s go #damn you got pronouns?? #I wish my nouns would go pro but idk bro #we just vibin out here #I just exist #‘would u like some gender?’ nah man I’m all good #this goes out to all y’all who are just existing #because mood #my flags #pride #pride 2023 #pride month #bi #bisexual #Demi #demisexual #agender