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tomicscomics · 2 months

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02/16/2024

Luxury. Refinement. Power.

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JOKE-OGRAPHY: 1. The Holy Spirit asks Jesus if He forgot His lunch, and Jesus responds in the affirmative, as if forgetting His lunch is something He was supposed to do. The Holy Spirit's question is similar to a mother reminding her children to pack their lunches for school, but the opposite, reminding Jesus to forget His lunch instead of bring it. This is because Jesus is going into the desert to fast (eat less than usual as a religious sacrifice), so He's not supposed to bring lunch with him. 2. The Bible translation I drew from said, "The Spirit drove Jesus out to the desert." To "drive" someone can either mean (1) to encourage, cause, or force them to do something; or (2) to take them somewhere by automobile. In the Bible, they mean the former. I, being of sound mind and gentle soul, innocently wonder, "Why not both?" 3. Jesus declares that he's "going TO fast" (going to eat less than usual). But this sounds like "going TOO fast" (going at an irresponsible speed). The Holy Spirit assumes Jesus is saying the latter, and corrects Him by saying They're going the speed limit (i.e. not too fast). 4. The car is based on the one featured in the hit television program, "Joe Pera Talks With You." It's a white 2001 Buick Park Avenue, which his students call, "God's car." Now, it IS God's car.

#catholic #christian #jesus #comic #cartoon #catholic memes #jesus memes #christian memes #tomics #bible #holy spirit #holy ghost #joe pera #gods car #desert #fast #fasting #lent

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terrorpyjamas · 9 months

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that hc about hobie knowing everything about miles before he even met him

#art tag #across the spiderverse #spiderverse #spiderman #hobie brown #spider punk #gwen stacy #miles molares #hobie brown has two moods #god tier love advice #and HIT HIM WITH YOUR CAR #it's a gamble which one you'll be getting #spider gwen

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indigogosqueeze · 4 months

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Estrogen should be free

Testosterone should be free

HRT treatment and consultation should be free

Bodily autonomy is a human right FFS

#transfem #transmasc #trans #HRT #I just found out that the only planned parenthood’s near my college won’t take my insurance.#fucking god. this right after dealing with car insurance UGH.#so yah.

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time-woods · 7 months

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formal company event ! yes im pullin out all the romcom tropes for this series

#adventure time #fionna and cake #prismo the wishmaster #scarab the god auditor #the cosmic owl #cosmic office romcom #prohibitedwish #shoutout to the cosmic owl plush hangin in cos' car #funbugfact in the og script thingie i had written before drawing it actually had scarab give him a kiss on the cheek before thanking him #but then i decided i wanted this to be earlier into their relationship so it would b better to draw it out a bit longer #currently they ar both mutually pining in a consensual workplace relationship but neither of them realize the other is doing the same #/not wanting to admit it

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kropotkindersurprise · 1 month

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March 3, 2024 - A woman in Toulouse, France, shows off her amazing shoe-throwing skills, shattering a cop car window, allegedly "injuring" a cop, before being arrested. God forbid women have hobbies 🙄 [link]/[video]

#god forbid women have hobbies #acab #badass #women #shoe #shoe throwing #gif #2024 #toulouse #france #police #police car #anti-police #vandalism #inspiration

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omrarchive · 1 month

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inkskinned · 2 years

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i know people are good because of this: the universe often assigns me side quests. in a circular strangeness; despite my inability to locate my-own-anything, i am almost-always finding someone else's lost things. dogs, coats, phones, cash, laptops. it happens so often it's almost tiring; suddenly being looped into a tiny amount of detective work.

but when i'm with other people who are not used to this: the response is almost invariably delight. yes, maybe they are simply thrilled by the mystery. it's just... they light up so much. i think maybe more... i think they like the opportunity to do something kind.

a few weeks ago, i was at a bar and i found a wallet as soon as we stepped outside. i felt nervous to ask for help, worried i would be holding up the night. i picked it up and said go on without me, i should help this get back to its home.

instead, three people pulled out their phones - to find him on facebook, to help cancel his credit cards. two people went back into the bar to tell the bartender, two others went calling down the street. group texts, facebook posts, instagram stories. people, without even seeing what happened, start offering help to me. fifteen minutes and: someone knows someone who knows the guy. the cheer that went up - just for finding him, just for this small thing. someone gets him on the phone. strangers dance around me, hopping on their feet - are you the girl that found that wallet? good for you, that's a good thing you're doing/same thing happened to me and somebody did what you're doing and i thank god everyday for people like you/i can't believe you found him so fast this is so exciting

i gave it back to him in a parking lot. i watched his shoulders sag with relief. there was cash in it still - he checked the pocket, and then sheepishly held the money out to me. i didn't take it. i held up my hands. "it's no problem, man. i know you'd do the same for me."

i don't know him, to be honest. i don't know if he is the same kind of person i am. but he nodded at me.

and i know people are good. i know people are good, because the way this story ends isn't surprising. we wave goodbye awkwardly. my friend loops their arm around me.

"i can't believe we got it back to him," they said. "i'm going to be riding that high for weeks."

#i lost my wallet in disney world once #and really thought i had beefed it bc i was 19 and alone #and a woman got it back to me within an hour #just like . a mom #i have no idea how she got my number or info #and i do think that since then karmatically god has been like.#ur about to be the same person in someone else's life #btw i like the side quests but they never happen at a good time #once saved 2 lost dogs while on the way to the airport. i already had my 70 pound dog in the back of my car #and had to chase 2 dogs down the street to wrastle into my passenger seat #(she ended up writing me the fucking nicest thank you card and sending me WAY #W A Y too much in target bucks as a thank-you)#i went 2 go see batman the other night and legit like. had already been running late #to go see a friend #and instead was like. sorry i have to step outside and use this person's phone to see if i can find them #i once found 250 dollars in cash lol #MEANWHILE IN MY PRIVATE LIFE #I LOSE FUCKING EVERYTHING #adhd will be like #: thou art so observant that it is distracting :#: BUT not observant towards items that are not novel to you :#: die mad about it :#: so it is written. so it must be :#: no nobody saw where you put the fucking car keys :

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anewp0tat0 · 1 year

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looks like I can draw again!!

Sebastian called him "orphan" for the rest of the week.

#YEHAAAAAH MATEE GUESS IM GOING TO ANIMATION SCHOOL #IT WAS ALL WORTH IT. and now it's all over #actually this may mean I'Il be busier later... but for now- I'm back into the swing of things! kuro art; thoughts; tears; and what have you #it feels like a while since I've posted a big project so I hope I can make it up by finally getting back to the one's ive had in my WIPs!#thank god I got this thingy done. my brain is firing again so i gotta keep up #I know how to draw cars😅🙃#sorry if the eccess of screen prints is annoying I was experimenting #modern!au #kuroshitsuji #black butler #kuroshitsuji fanart #fanart #sebastian michaelis #ciel phantomhive #digital art #o!ciel #this would make a good ad but no not sponcered😌#sebastian starts vibrating

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decolonize-the-left · 4 months

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Guess who got a trophy (ticket) for being so cool (front window is tinted too dark) on their way to Cool World (picking up my kid from school)?

If you wanna help me pay it, it's $145.

We don't have $145 and are in fact behind on rent, so anything is appreciated, especially a reblog ❤️

Cashapp: CEOofAntifa

PayPal: click here

Venmo: CEOofAntifa

/ $145

#god i fucking hate cops we've had this car a year with no issue and ofc its the Patrol Schools Quota Cop who tickets us #fucking loser #acab

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verdesart · 3 months

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Draw your favourite characters in your favourite album cover [challenge from twitter]

I forgot to draw the wheel

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cheaperimint · 5 months

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nothing but respect for my silly guys 🫡

#abu dhabi gp 2023 #GOD KNOWS tsunoda tried and served #f1 #formula 1 #alex albon #yuki tsunoda #shoutout to lawson for those 2 points and sargeant’s point also #ricciardo also sorry ricciardo i forgot about you #they came they drove shitty cars and they won

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valberryventi · 4 months

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racer diluc telling you "don't worry, i'll be careful," and kissing your forehead before a race

racer diluc spotting you in the crowd and putting his fingers to his lips before signing it back to you. he'll wink if he's feeling flirty

racer diluc, when not in a game and just Normally Driving, picks you up from college/work and drops you home. you get some jealous stares but it just fuels your ego

racer diluc showing up in yet another sports car (you swore it was a bugatti last time) to pick you up for a date. he tells you to wear clothes he bought for you, and he's such a gentleman that he buckles your seatbelt himself so he can say, "hold tight, baby," in your ear as he kisses your cheek

racer diluc holds your hand whenever there's a red light (or when the traffic slows) because he doesn't want to risk your safety if he drives with one hand even if he can (you find it hot, to which he chuckles at, but you're too precious for him. after all, he can be hot every other time... hehe)

#hoyofair 2024 got me GOOD...#the brainrot my friend and i had over the teasers #my god #ALSO i don't watch F1 nor do i know anything about cars #i also do not drive #racer diluc #diluc #diluc ragnvindr #hushvalberry ; 🍓#valberry ramble #genshin #hoyofair 2024 #diluc x reader #diluc brainrot

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darkxsoulzyx · 4 months

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