#good joker

[jhdanes]

Another Earth-16 teaser! Batsy-babeeei, you see the glitter box anywhere, this party needs more PIZZAZZ! Inspired by prompt from @write-it-motherfuckers

#batjokes #batman x joker #the batman #the joker #dc extended universe #dc bruce wayne #dc joker #dc fanart #dc comics #comic #webcomic #fancomic #digital art #fanart #art #Jack mkplier #good joker #goodish joker #vigilante #in love #funny #glitter bomb #myart #my art

[criminal-comedian]

I love this Joker design/alternate universe

#schemes #batman #joker #the joker #dc #dc comics #comic book #Batman 130 #Batman fail safe #Jack napier #good joker

[mirbisduschoen]

Idea: Batman AU where the Batman is a hero, the A list villains are also heroes, and the B, C, and D listers are nightmares to deal with.

Like imagine Bats and Joker doing combat comedy, with Batsy as the straight man. Or an alternate heroic Harvey Dent under the vigilante name Janus, who has a theme of duality going and whose acid burns (hidden under the mask) are the result of an attack on the courtroom by Condiment King, who uses his acidic condiments for a lot worse than just melting into bank vaults in this AU

#batman #batman au #condiment king #harvey dent #joker #good joker #dc #dc comics #tw acid burns #mothman is the absolute worst in this au

[pipermint8magic]

Bruce visiting Jack /Joker and getting him out of Arkham.

(AU where Joker never became a villian!

His real name is Jack)

Batman pov.

At first i didnt recognize the pale man. But slowly I relized who he was...Jack!

Oh-oh god!

"Sir, ar-are you okay?"

He looked in pain,crying trying to stand,but before he fell I catched him.

'Oh, Jack, what happend to you?'

"ah, everything hurts!"

"Everything is going to be al-"

"Please stay away!"

"Im not here to hurt you! Im going to bring you to Arkham so you can get help."

I picked him up to bring him into the Batmobile.

He tried to escape put lost his breath quickly.

"Everything is going to be alright. I wont hurt you."

"How do I know I can trust you?"

'I know you wont, and im sorry for breaking youre heart, J.'

"Because, I promise I will help you."

At first he didnt say anything, but then said something that broke my heart and hit with guilt

"Last time I trusted someone, they hurt me and that got me looking like this..."

' Jack, babe, I'm sorry! I want you back! I never meant things to turn this bad!'

"It's alright, you don't have to trust."

The ride was silent except for some laughter.

It was laughter from pain.

I wanted to hug him, comfort him,remove the mask, but if I did, he will have a break down... actually no, he would have a second one and propably a heart attack.

No, instead I put on some music which he slowly fell asleep

I gave him to the doctors and said "I will let Wayne know about him. He will be intrested to visit."

The doctors nodded and I went back to the Batmobile. Giving a last look at the small figure being taken for care.

Atleast I hoped.

Sadly I could only visit him as Bruce Wayne in a week. Harley decided to bring her crime to the next level. Luckily I could stop her and she was placed into Arkham. I requested her to be placed far away from Jack.

When I asked as Batman how he was, doctors said he was healing. They said it with a hint of disgust, but I trusted them so I left.

But today my trust fell.

They tried to turn me away, but I had none of it!

So I went to see Jack.

"What have you done with him?!"

"Mr. Wayne, we-"

"You, what? You were supposed to help him!"

"He was having problems."

"Yeah, no wonder he was. Out of all people you should know beating or giving somone unknow drugs is a risk! Were you trying to kill him?!"

"Sir, he is a criminal. He tried to attack a officer after -"

"Did you hurt him first?"

The doctor nodded.

"*sigh *I came for a visit, and after im done, I want to know everything whats been going on. And I will take him with me as well."

"Bu-"

"I will get the police involved. If you want to have a chance for a job, you will tell us the truth." I said and the doctor decided to let me stay and went away.

"Jack?"

"B-Bruce?" he looked at me with fear but also anger.

"Jack, I-"

"What do you want from me, Wayne?"

"Jack, look I came here to visit you. And apolagize."

"Apolagize?"

"Yes. I didnt mean to brake things up with you. I wanted to apolagize sooner, but couldn't. Im sorry."

I gently placed my hands on his cheeks and gave him a warm smile.

"This is all youre fault."

"I know, and I-"

"Dont say youre sorry. I heard it. I want to give you a chance, but I'm pretty sure you moved on from me."

"No!"

"Huh?"

"I mean no. I have not. It's true, I did try, but I relized that youre the one I care about. You trusted me, and I broke you. I see what this place is doing, and Im willing to help you heal, give you a place."

Silence...

"Why?"

"I-I still love you. Always have. "

With that Jack started crying, so I gently huged him, being carefull with the chain around his waist.

I noticed that they dont have cameras. So not only do they abuse him and others propably, but also don’t keep a eye on him.

"Y-you said -"

"I know what I said back then. *sigh * look how about we get you out of here and home, alright?"

"You do that... for me?"

As prove I kissed him and said

"Always."

* time skip to when Bruce is taking Jack home*

"J, you alraight?"

"*sigh * Do I look alraight?"

He was looking out of the window, staring on his reflection.

"I look like a monster..."

"It's not what I see."

"You must be blind."

"Jack, I see that youre a butefull man. Even with the white skin and green hair."

"Thank you...You didn't have to do this. "

'But I did... ' i think to myself, but give a kiss to him, before focusing on the road.

"Hey, be carefull."

"Yeah, yeah." I say and smile.

I quickly looked at him and decided to get some stuff at the store.

"Huh?"

"Wait here, I'll be back soon, okay ?"

"okay *sigh *"

I go to get food for him. He looked like he didnt eat anything.

I buy him some donuts for now and a milkshake. But before I left, something cought my eye.

A rainbow blanket.

"Excuse me! How much for this?"

Was it expensive? Yes, but I only cared about giving Jack some joy.

"Hey, I'm back! Got you some stuff."

I get out the blanket and wrap it around him, and gave him his food.

"F-for me?"

"Ofcurse!"

"Thank you." he gave me a smile, so I smiled back.

* almost home *

"Enjoying the food?" I ask as he almost finishes his last donut and nods.

'Good'

"J?"

"Hmm?"

"I want to ask you... What happend after I kicked you out (without a reason) and before the accident?"

He gave no answer, instead looking down and shaking.

"Jack?" I ask as I noticed tears falling down his face.

"Just, just drive... "

#joker #Good joker #bruce

[prokopetz]

Insisting that there's only one good MCU film can be a much more effective way of winding up MCU fans than insisting that they all suck, but you've gotta pick the right one. If you claim Captain America: The Winter Soldier is the only good MCU film, they'll probably just be like "I disagree, but I can understand how you'd feel that way"; if you insist with a straight face that Thor: The Dark World is the only good MCU film you can get them to write entire essays about how wrong you are.

#media #movies #marvel #mcu #fandom #trolling #expert mode: claim that joker (2019) is the only good mcu film

[suncrat]

Akechi, internally: I’m gonna fucking kill them

#persona 5 #persona 5 royal #the joker/ryuji/ann/yusuke dynamic is so good #there’s like half a braincell between them #p5r #my art #goro akechi #ryuji sakamoto #ann takamaki #yusuke kitagawa #ren amamiya #akira kurusu #for reference I was at the part of the game where Ryuji is obsessed with one-upping Akechi

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

#selfie bee #good evening friends!! how are you doing! C: #I'm very very sleepy I got a new ikea office chair and I build it all myself #I think it went okay! I don't think I pulled the back screw tight enough and now the back is a bit loose #I can probably fix it but I can also ignore it for the next 18 years #thats how long the old chair held up!! in germany it could now drink vodka and drive a car!! #not at the same time that is illegal! not at the same time!! (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ* #but the day is not over yet my uncle asked me for a big art quest and I do not want to disappoint #he wants a muppet tattoo and asked me to draw it #my uncle has started to get tattoos a few months ago #as far as I know he has now gotten 3 note clefs 3 stars a flower and multiple birds #he also started getting piercings but so far I managed not to know exactly where #I think tattoos are super cool (´｡･v･｡｀) I wish I had a good idea for a tattoo but the last time I was very sure about getting a tattoo #it was heath ledgers face as the joker #at that point I was 12 and would not see the actual movie for two more years #a muppet tattoo is a way better idea!! he asked for the count van count! that is also one of my top 3 muppets ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡ #I always thought I knew a lot about muppet lore but since I started looking up muppet pictures I think there are still a lot of secrets #can the muppets from the Sesame Street actually leave the Sesame Street? #I think Kermit is both on the Muppet Show and on Sesame Street but he is also like the boss muppet #he might have special abilities #I hope you're having a good day friends!! C: #I think I'll post a Sherlock comic later this week #miss you!! ♥♥♥

[greenglowinspooks]

To be honest. DCxDP where the reason Danny meets the bats is Ace the Bat-hound

Like, just think about it for a second. Danny is in Gotham for college, or maybe he just moved out to find a city where having mad scientist parents isn’t actually that unusual.

He can see ghosts.

The ghosts know this.

Now he’s getting harassed left and right by spirits trying to get closure. Fine, whatever, most of them are a one-and-done type deal, and the amount of ghosts trying to get his help steadily decreases.

Except for this one very stubborn dog.

It just keeps showing up and leading him to crime scenes! He doesn’t know how many “anonymous tips” he can call in to the cops before they trace his phone! And this dog, this incredibly good boy, will not stop trying to help the city. He’s never met anyone with such a strong sense of justice, let alone a dog. Can dogs even have a moral compass?

And so Danny just accepts the fact that Ace isn’t going anywhere and becomes his reluctant sidekick/dedicated medium. He leans into the whole thing, dressing up in a mix of traditional magic-user attire and accessories that pay homage to the ghost dog.

He becomes somewhat well known. The psychopomp detective following around the shadowy figure of a German Shepard? That’s unusual! That’s weird! I mean, it’s not the weirdest thing in Gotham, sure, but he’s a new vigilante and he’s got a ghost dog that people can only see when it’s around him. Someone’s gonna notice.

Damian, as Robin, is the first to reach out to him.

Ace doesn’t know Damian but he does know a Robin, and while this isn’t his Robin, he’s still friendlier than usual. Danny’s panicking because oh god the bats are here and also is this kid gonna steal my ghost dog, Damian is absolutely delighted by Ace, and Ace is just happy to see a Robin again.

Damian decides that the psychopomp isn’t a danger to anyone, and there’s no reason to put this encounter into his reports, really, and perhaps Danny can help with some of his cases in the future.

Danny is sweating bullets because Damian basically tells him that he’ll keep him secret as long as he gets to play with Ace. Ace is happy that he’s finally getting some bat affiliated crime-fighting assistance.

And so, Danny is now both Ace AND Damian’s reluctant assistant. At least whenever he’s in trouble, he can always call a middle schooler to help him.

(Is Robin even in school? He’s out patrolling damn near every night, and he stays out late as hell. Does he have a bedtime? He should.)

Eventually it gets to the point where Damian is going over to Danny’s house. When he first sees it, he has a damn bitch you live like this moment, to which Danny responds that not everyone has the money to afford a nice place. Damian counters that he could at least take the time to clean up, and Danny replies that he’s working, going to school, and being a vigilante assistant to a ghost dog, something’s got to give.

Danny nearly has a heart attack when he checks his bank account the next day and sees that someone transferred him 10,000 dollars.

And so they get into a routine. Danny and Damian fight crime with Ace at night, and occasionally Damian stops by during the day to play with Ace and have Danny help with his homework.

(Damian is smart enough to do it on his own, but some of the instructions are written incredibly confusingly, and he would never admit to needing help to his family. Danny is just glad that the kid is in school and cares about his education, blissfully unaware that he’s basically emotionally adopted him.)

Damian is used to being in Danny’s company.

Eventually, when going over a case with the family, Damian absentmindedly remarks that he’ll have to ask Danny about some of the clues that they might be missing. Nightwing asks who he means and Damian makes a face like he just swallowed a lemon.

Cue shitstorm.

Who is “Danny?” Why is Damian willing to ask for help from anyone, much less someone outside of the family? Does he know who Damian is? Has Damian been compromised? What the hell is going on?

Damian now has to explain that Danny is the psychopomp with the ghost dog who he might have met hunted down while on patrol and conveniently not mentioned, but he’s not a bad person, really, and he lets him play with Ace, and he’s been quite helpful on certain cases due to his ability to talk to ghosts.

Bruce insists that the family meet Danny. Damian, hoping that he won’t just skip town the second he hears the news, relents.

Danny is surprisingly eager to meet the bats, considering his earlier fears.

Damian, blissfully unaware of what’s coming, sets a time and place to meet.

Once everyone is there, he gives Bruce the earful of a lifetime.

Robin is in middle school! Danny knows that there’s no way to stop the boy from going on patrol, but you could at least shift his schedule so he gets enough sleep on school nights! Does the Bat even know where he is half the time?! (No) And why isn’t he comfortable asking his family for help with both cases and homework? Did they ever even notice how much time he was spending at Danny’s house? If Danny was a bad person, he could have seriously hurt the poor boy! Shame on you!

Nightwing is mortified that Damian didn’t trust him enough to tell him about any of this. Red Hood is laughing his ass off, because yeah Danny is making good points but he’s also chewing out the literal Batman. Tim is recording the whole thing. Steph is delighted by the absolute gall of this Danger Twink™️, and already planning to add him to several groupchats. Damian is more embarrassed than he’s ever been in his entire life.

You, he points to Nightwing, did your academic life feel supported when you were a Robin? Nightwing is too stunned to speak. Red Hood, eternal shit-stirrer, says that oh, we all prioritized patrol over our education, that’s just how it is. Red Robin actually dropped out of high school to avoid distractions, did you know that?

Danny honest-to-god shrieks at this.

He finishes his angry rant and leaves, everyone too stunned to stop him.

And as it turns out, Tim wasn’t the only person recording the whole thing.

The entire internet is blowing up with Psychopomp The Danger Twink™️’s rant. People are taking sides. Things are getting messy. Red Hood literally admitting on-camera to previously being a Robin is somehow not the main focus here.

Eventually someone connects some dots from the video, as well as stories circling the internet about the psychopomp. A ghost dog named Ace, who is the literal only reason that the psychopomp is fighting crime at all, which seems incredibly fond of Nightwing and Robin.

A crime-fighting dog who wants constant attention from both the current and original Robin.

Oh my god, Ace the Bat-hound died and became a crime-fighting ghost.

And, somehow, that’s still not the strangest thing going on in Gotham.

#dcxdp #dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp prompt #literally Ace is too good a boy to pass on #this veered wildly into ‘Danny emotionally adopts Damian’ but really it’s what he deserves #sometimes family is an ex child assassin an undead college student and a ghost dog #also Danny gives literally no shits during investigations because he Cannot Die #he will just casually take 40 bullets to the chest like it’s nothing #if he encounters a rogue he will beat the everloving hell out of them and then give them Jazz’s card #(she’s doing confidential therapy for vigilantes and rogues) #except for the ones who are too far gone. like the joker #he’s a bitch and Danny hates him #if given the opportunity Danny would gladly kill him but Clockwork says he’s not allowed to do that #so he settles with beating the hell out of him and then covering all his stuff in glue #and of course alerting the authorities

[ayo-edebiri]

Good Omens season 2 + text posts

#goodomenssource #goodomensedit #good Omens #good omens spoilers #byaurore #david tennant #neil gaiman #usertom #userpayton #userzo #tuserrobin #tuserrachel #userallisyn #usergiu #tuserhan #userpavlova #userbru #jokerous #usersavana #usernani #nessa007 #noalook #the quality is awful..... i don't understand how 1080p from youtube can still exist

[koipalm]

It's been difficult meeting Akechi’s eye lately. It's been more so meeting his own in the mirror every morning.

fanart for L'appel du vide by Xov

#yes... another l'appel du vide fanart.. its a good fic what can i say #although i think i am misrepresenting it a bit LOL #p5 #p5r #akira kurusu #ren amamiya #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #joker p5 #the colors still arent as violent as i wanted but we'll work on it #gotta keep it pushing!

[girlfictions]

“we don’t need heaven we don’t need hell they’re toxic” as a direct parallel to nina’s toxic partner and how she says herself she needs to heal from that relationship before she can open herself up to loving maggie.... crowley being free from that because he’s separated himself from hell so he can accept his feelings for aziraphale and choose the two of them but aziraphale is still stuck in his belief that heaven as an institution is a force for good and that he can make the world better by being a part of that system.... he can’t choose his relationship with crowley because he’s trapped in his relationship with heaven.

#my crazy effing joker mind palace #good omens #good omens spoilers #go2 spoilers

[jhdanes]

A Earth-16 teaser! When you have a bad day, kisses make the bad clouds go away… ps. dont tell Alfie about the shredded couch afterwards, poor mad had to replace it 3x already XD. #batjokes #thebatman #thejoker #batmanxjoker

#batman x joker #batjokes #dc extended universe #dc comics #art #fanart #digital art #dc bruce wayne #dc joker #the joker #the batman #good joker #goodish joker #vigilante #earth-16 #comic #kisses #funny #myart #my art

[kamwashere]

whoever runs the verified batman account in instagram needs their ass ate cause these are hilarious

#10000 CRIMINALS TERRIFIED IS CRAZY #365 days that would have been better with alfred #NOW WHY DID THEY GAG HIM LIKE THAT #you sent the joker once and for all 9 times 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 HELPPP #he’s getting out almost every month #what the fuck are you doing bruce #THE GENRES ARE SOOOO 😭 #gcpd scanner 😭😭😭😭 #amazing #topnotch #no notes #they go to the good omens school of social media marketing #batman #bruce wayne #the joker #tagging this as batjokes because why not #batjokes #dc #kamwashere

[satoshy12]

Jazz Bitch slapped the Jaw Off from the Joker.

It all started when Jazz was one of the hostages and the clown was threatening her baby brother! What was he doing in Gotham? He even had his green eyes out! + The next thing Joker knew as he threatened Wayne Brat was the red-haired girl slapping so hard that his jaw flew from one side of the room to the other. Well, at least one of them gets a good joke. He needs a doctor; he wants to smile! So Joker left. + Damian took a very long time to make her understand he was not Danny. And no, he isn't scared. Well, a bit of that slap was hardcore. And he don't want to see how hard she can do it. +

Bonus Danny is same strong, and if Damian knew Danny. He knows how bad that goes.

#danny fenton #Damian Wayne #dp #Jazz Fenton #Joker #dc #dc comics #Joker gets a Good joke! #Fenton strength Jazz #dcau #dc x dp #batman #dp + dc #dp x dc

[nerdpoe]

Vlad was injured by the GIW, and fled through a random experimental portal they had. He landed outside a smoking warehouse in Ethiopia, next to a dying child.

The kid was beat to hell and back, and worse off than Vlad himself.

There was a clown, ducking into a car, covered in the kids blood.

Vlad, desperate for an outlet for his anger at being stupid enough to be caught by the GIW, immediately turns around and hunts the man down.

By the time he's done with the clown, he's even eaten the man's newly formed ghost, permanently ending the threat.

Which leads to his current predicament; the dying kid is still dying, and he's calmed down enough to know he would feel bad later about letting some random kid die like this.

Luckily, he saw some ninjas while he was killing the clown, and after a short conversation, they agree to take the boy.

Vlad feels accomplished.

After all, what child wouldn't want to be raised by ninjas?

Meanwhile, Jason, delirious from pain and smoke inhalation, thinks he saw Batman murder the Joker and then turn around and sell him to Ra's Al Ghul (Vlad in his ghost form has pointy things on his head, and Jason was so fucked up he thought it was the cowl).

Jason's still fucked up and pissed when he comes back, but for entirely different reasons.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #story prompt #phanfic #vlad: i have done a good deed today daniel i gave an injured child to ninjas to live out his dream #danny: wait couldn't you have just taken him to a hospital and called his parents? #vlad: HE'S LIVING HIS DREAM DANIEL LET THE BOY LIVE #vlad: anyways step into this electric box real quick i need to make more clones #and thus vlad completely forgot about jason or the joker

[stevenrogered]

JOAQUIN PHOENIX as ARTHUR FLECK Joker: Folie à Deux (2024)

#joker #jokeredit #dcedit #joker 2 #joker: folie à deux #joker folie a deux #arthur fleck #joaquin phoenix #joaquinphoenixedit #filmedit #filmgifs #movieedit #moviegifs #movies #this was really really good lol #mystuff #mine: movies