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imdeadinsidesiriuslydead · 11 months

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~Cracked Mask~ pt.2

Jason Todd x fem!reader

pt. 2 to the this

Minors! Don’t! Read! This! You have been warned!

warnings: cursing (I mean it’s Jason Todd so), feelings, miscommunication, frustration. Also smut?!? Maybe?!? Read and find out 😏😘

a/n: I really didn’t expect people to like the part 1 cause I kinda rushed through the ending. But I don’t see any angsty Jason fics that show his more awkward side and thought I would just have to write it myself. So enjoy.

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When you got back to the manor and took a shower you cried.

You didn’t cry cause Jason regret it. I mean you regretted it too. You cried cause you embarrassed yourself in front of your teammate.

You cried cause you had to look Batman, Thee Batman, in the eye and say you failed. You’ve never felt more embarrassed.

You got out of the shower and we’re heading back to your room when Barbara came wheeling over to you.

You put on a fake smile and greeted her as normal.

“what’s up?” You ask.

“what’s up with me? What’s up with you? Ever since getting back from that mission you’ve seemed off.” She said in a kind voice.

“I’m just-“ you swallowed “embarrassed that I failed my first mission with Batman there.” You said quietly.

This wasn’t just patrol, this was a real life big mission and you fail cause you were hit with sex pollen, which you are still trying to wrap your head around on why Poison ivy used that on you.

Barbara gave you a sympathetic look. “Don’t beat yourself up about it. Poison Ivy is tough. I didn’t take her down my first few tries.” She smiled.

“Really?” You asked. You had grown up with a poster of batgirl on your wall. You idolized her. She was your hero. It’s hard to think she ever failed when all the girl power posters made her seem untouchable.

“Oh yea.” She laughed. “One time Riddler knocked me out my first time fighting him.” She laughed remembering the good ole days. “Can you believe it? Riddler. He’s so scrawny!”

you laughed along with her and as you settled down she gave you a look.

“The first few missions by yourself won’t be perfect. You have to learn how to hold your own in a fight without Batman being there for backup. No one said it would be easy. But you get better by trail and error. You have to get real world experience of fighting the criminals one on one to be able to stop them. You’ll get it next time” she smiled.

You smiled back at her as your mind drifted back to the mission. It was cut short cause of the pollen.

that stupid fucking pollen.

If you had landed correctly on your fall, you wouldn’t have been affected by the pollen. You wouldn’t have desperately asked Jason to make you cu-

“Y/N. Did anything else happen on this mission?” She asked softly. “Did Jason say anything or do anything that should concern me?”

“No!” You reply almost too quickly. “No, the mission was my fault. He didn’t do anything.”

“okay.” She replied. But as she watched you walk back to your room her gut told her something was wrong. She had to ask Jason, she could always read him and get him to fess up.

———

Barbara sawed out Jason in the Library. He usually came in here to read or hide from Dick. She found him sitting on the couch reading “Pride and prejudice”

“Jace, I have a bone to pick with you.” She stated sternly, wheeling towards Jason.

“Can it wait? I’m at my favorite part.” He says not looking up.

“No it cannot. And you have read that book a thousand times since freshman year.” She says as she moves herself to sit on the couch.

“Jeez. What’yd do to piss off Bruce this time.” He laughed. But as Babs stared him down he stopped laughing.

“I’m here to talk about Y/N.” She states matter of factly.

Jason’s face falls.

Barbara sighs. “I don’t know what happened on the mission, and I’m not asking for you to tell me.” Jason sighs in relief. “But that does not mean that I’m going to let Y/N torture herself with overthink every single detail of the mission. Whatever happened between you two, you need to talk it out. Y/N’s working herself up over whatever happened.”

Jason looked away from her and grimaced.

“Look. Jace, I know you hate talking about feelings and everything but, to work as a team you need to be able to communicate. Y/N just wants to feel apart of this team. But it will always be blocked if you don’t fix whatever happened.” Barbara never breaks eye contact, showing her seriousness.

“Fine.” He says annoyed. “I’ll go talk about my feelings and apologize.” He gets up and walks to the door.

“You got this Jason!” Barbara laughs as Jason flicks her off.

———

Y/N was sitting on her bed folding laundry when she heard a knock on her door.

“Come in!” Jason walks through the door and awkwardly stands by it. Y/N looks up from her neatly folded clothes to see the last person she wanted to see right now.

“Do you need something?” Y/N asked trying really hard to maintain eye contact and act as if it was a normal conversation.

“We need to talk.” Jason states looking anywhere but her face. “I know your upset that we failed-“ he nervously played with his fingers.

“We don’t need to.” You say turning back to your laundry.

“Yes, yes we do. I need to explain my-“ he explained nervously

“Nope. No. I get it. I was in pain. I asked a question and put you on the spot. It all happened fast after you sniffed the pollen too. It makes you impulsive in your decisions and your-“ you swallowed “your words. I don’t need to hold you accountable for what you said. I-“

“Oh,You mean when I said I wanted you under me since you got here?” Jason cut you off. He seemed to have gotten what you were implying. “Wait you’re upset because you think I lied?”he asked, his face turning almost smug. He had a new found confidence all of a sudden. You were taken aback by the switch.

you froze. You waited for it, for the rejection. You felt tears brim your eyes as you were about to be subject to embarrassment.

“You asked me to help you, how could I not.” You felt a tear start to slip. “I couldn’t say no when you were begging so pretty for me.”

You felt like the wind had got knocked out of your lungs.

“The pollen doesn’t make you lie. The pollen makes you horny to a point of pain. It didn’t make me forcibly dry hump you.” You blushed at the crudeness of his words.

you felt his presence behind you. “I don’t know. I thought you were hot before, but when you were laying there begging for me”

he leaned closer, you could feel his breath on your neck. “I got so hard. Your blushing cheeks and wide eyes, that tight suit of yours. I just couldn’t help myself.” He whispers in your ear.

You could feel your wetness pooling in your panties. You skin felt on fire as his lips gently caressed your neck. You subconsciously leaned back into him.

“I didn’t lie. I wanted you under me since the second you walked through the door.” You felt his hand caress the side of your waist as he spoke. “ and I won’t lie now, I want you under me again, if you’ll have me,” he spoke as he removed his lips from your neck.

You turned around to face him. He looked so perfect. His hair slightly messy with the white tuff hanging in his face, his pink cheeks and eyes clouded by lust.

“I thought I had forced your hand. I thought you regretted it.” You said in a breathless daze.

“I regret I didn’t do it properly. With an introduction, date, and a romantic gesture but there was no time for that when you were in pain.” He said.

you got a mischievous glint in your eye as you looked up at him. “Well if you could restart, how would you have done it?” You ask.

“Well i start it with the simplest thing. The truth.” He had a charming smile on his face, all lust removed. “I like you, would you want to go out with me?” He asked.

“yes.” You said with a giggle. “Then what?”

Y/N watched his face contort to something more sinister. “I’d take you home, after the first few dates, and turn on so music.” He said with his seductive charm.

You turned around and pressed your back to his chest. “Then what?” You asked teasingly.

“Then we start our slow. Kissing you first, letting my hands explore your body.” He whispered as his lips returned to your neck. His hands slowly caressing your sides.

You breathed in a gasp.

“Then I’d lay you down and play with you.” He said as one hand made its way down your pants and the other went up to your chest.

He left wet open mouth kisses on your neck has his right hand slid underneath your waistband. He massaged your core through your panties and let out a moan in you ear.

You whined as you felt him rub your clit through the fabric. You wiggled your hips against his crotch, feeling his boner press into your lower back. His big frame engulfed you as he moved his arms around you.

He started kneeling your breast in his hand as his other slipped into your underwear and slid through your folds.

He groaned in your ear “so wet for me.”

you moaned as you felt a single finger enter you, and slowly pull out before entering again.

You moved your hand behind you and grabbed his bulge. He moaned in your ear before he removed your hand.

“Not right now, this is about you.” He said as he spun you around to face him before leaning in and kissing you.

His kiss was soft, like before on the rooftop but now, filled with so much need. He moaned against you lips and pushed you on the bed, knocking over the neat pile of folded laundry. He pulled away and smiled nervously “Sorry. I’ll fix that later.” He said before quickly kissing you again.

He slotted his hips between you legs and you felt his hard dick press against your thigh. He pulled at the end of your shirt before pulling back and looking in your eyes.

“May I?” He asked.

“Please.” You said breathlessly.

He smirked and took you shirt off. He started kissing down your neck and chest before unhooking your bra.

He looked at your bare breasts and moaned before kissing and sucking down them.

You moaned as he took them in his mouth. And grabbed his hair, tugging. He groaned against you skin sending divers down your spine.

his kisses get lower and lower until he is right above your waistband. He pulls your pants down and returns his attention back your clit. Rubbing as he watches in awe.

He looks you in the eye before moving to mouth at your clit through your panties. You moan again and grab his hair causing him the groan. The vibrations going straight to your clit.

“Fuck Jason.” You breath as he slowly pulls you panties down before spreading your legs open.

“Such a pretty pussy all wet for me.” He said as he slides his fingers through your wet folds.

“Jason please.” You beg.

“Please what?” He teases.

“Please eat me out!” You ask while looking him in the eye.

His facade falls for a second. His wide eyes and blushing cheeks giving away his own nervousness before he smiles his charming smile again.

“You don’t have to ask me twice.” He said before he leans down and immediately attaches his mouth to your clit.

He starts to eat you out like a starved man, and all you could do was moan. You gripped his hair occasionally tugging to feel him moan against your heat.

soon you were bucking your hips against his face begging him to go faster. He flicks his younger harder before replacing his younger with his fingers and rubbing your clit faster and harder.

the pressure almost made you cum in the spot but Jason had other plans.

He pulled away causing you to whine pathetically. He laughed before removing his shirt.

he quickly stripped to just his boxers

“Oh I was right. His did have rock hard abs.” You thought as you openly stared at his chest.

He had a scar that went down his abdomen and across his shoulder and chest. He was ripped and had a hard v line leading to his hard cock trapped in his boxer briefs.

“Jeez you’re hot.” You say before realizing what you said.

Jason blushed and laughed. “ I should be saying the same thing to you.” He smiled before leaning back over you.

His large frame and arms cages around your head and you ran you hands down his chest, feeling the ripples underneath your fingertips. You made eye contact as your hands landed on his dick, and squeezed.

He whimpered again. The whimper you remembered from the rooftop. The same whimper you have thought of we you had your hand down your pants last night.

He pulled his cock out and you stared in shock. He was so much bigger than you excepted. But you drooled at the thought of it inside you.

He rubbed the head against your heat, gathering wetness before positioning the top at your entrance.

“Are you sure?” He asked looking into your eyes with the most sincerity.

“Yes, Jason. Please I want you to fuck me.” You said as you slide you hand down to where your bodies meet. You start to play with your clit.

Jason sucks in a breath. “Fuck.” He breath before pushing in.

It hurt at first but Jason paused half way through to let you adjust.

Once he was all the way in, he slowly pulled out before pushing back in, starting a slow rhythm.

You moan and wrapped you arms around his middle, gripping on to whatever skin you fingers could find.

He started picking up pace and moved his head to suck on your nipple again. His hand that was t holding him up, falling down to where your bodies are joined, rubbing circles on your clit.

Everything was too much for you. “I’m gonna cum!” You moan as you squirted on his cock.

He moan at the sensation before ducking into you faster. “You look so gorgeous when you cum. Ohmyfuckinggod…” he said as he quickly pulls out and shoots his cum on your stomach.

He collapses on top of you and kisses you hard.

“Im sorry for making you feel like shit these past few days.” He says breathlessly.

“It all ok now” you say as he looks up and smiles at you. He hugs you and pulls you into his chest.

“I’m gonna take you on a proper date though.”

“I don’t doubt it.” You say as you eyes get heavy———

Bonus:

“For fuck sake Jason, when I said make up, I didn’t me make out. I didn’t have to hear the bed shaking all the way from down the hall!” Barbara yelled as Jason walked out of your room later.

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slocumjoe · 1 year

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Companions reactions when Sole finds an abandoned baby and is like, “Welp! No parents, your mine now!” And wants to take them back with them?

Cait; ...okay...she understands that there is something of an obligation to not leave a baby to die, but...does Sole really have to keep it? Surely there's someone else that would like a baby, like a gay couple somewhere. Maybe those lesbians in the DC science center. Or the Ms. Nanny and teacher dude that got married, also in Diamond City. Like...Sole already has a bab—oh. Right.

Codsworth; Gotcha, what are they naming it? He'll sort out the feeding situation while they figure it out, go check shops for baby things.

Curie; Ms. Nanny protocol remnants + Curie naturally having a strong sense of justice = Sole will finally hear Curie say naughty words. They won't understand it if they don't speak French, but Curie is spitting pissed off. If Sole wants that baby, they might have to wrestle it out of her hands. Becomes very mama bear. Fusses over it in incessantly. Will relax once it is in a safe environment, and then Sole can claim it for themselves.

Danse; Goes fucking Terminator levels of bodyguard until the kid is in safe hands, like Curie. If a leaf on a tree moves, he's shooting it. Twitchy and on high alert until they get to a settlement. Sole is already planning on putting a baby room in their house. Very worried. Sole has a lot on their plate, much of it involving travel. Sole is not going to travel with a baby in their arms, fuck no. Pre-BB, suggests taking it straight to the Prydwen. After...surprisingly open to keeping it.

Deacon; Thinks they're straight-up joking. Makes a joke in response. Sole keeps joking, he keeps joking, Sole holds up a baby, Deacon has an aneurysm. Plays 5d chess in his head, planning the safest routes back to a town. Hyperventilating the whole time. Babies are loud. Loud is bad. Sole says they want it. Also bad. Sole. You are a spy. Spies don't have kids. You can't keep it, he's sorry, he knows what it's like, but that kid is safer somewhere else.

Gage; The deepest sigh man has ever achieved. Could have inflated a blimp with it. Okay, yeah, sure. Don't use crotchgoblins as bearbait. He's a raider, but there's...no, no there isn't honor amongst raiders. There is with Gage, though, he has, like, some coupons he can cash in whenever the ol' moral compass stops pointing at money. But...no. No, Sole...no. You don't have to put it back, but you can't keep it. And if they're Overboss? What the fuck are you thinking? What, like Mags is gonna babysit or some shi–why are they looking at him like that.

Hancock; A pendulum of 'chill with it' and 'unchill.' On one hand, SOMEONE GET THE BABY AN ADULT. On the other, WAIT NO NOT HIM, A CAPABLE ADULT. Doesn't matter what relationship he has with Sole. Hancock is getting babysitting duty. Hancock always gets babysitting duty. For some reason, he gets stuck watching kids way too fucking much. It's not that he hates them, it's that he breathes more Jet than air and has a penchant for throwing knives at things when bored. Please for the love of God, keep it if you want, but understand Hancock himself is baby and is not suitable for watching another baby.

MacCready; He's from Little Lamplight. As if he's even gonna blink. Hops on board quicker than Codsworth.

Piper; Sole's probably still in that phase after having their own child, where the hormones go all crazy with kids in general...losing their kid isn't helping matters, either, huh? Regardless of the circumstances, Piper is just going to shrug and do what she can to help. Whoever the parents are, they're either dead or don't deserve it, so...

Nick; Will not rest until he finds parents, dead or alive. If they are alive, has some stern fucking words for them. It'll take a damn good reason for him to take the kid from Sole and give it back to the parents. Will also suggest giving it to a couple who wants kids, but can't have them. Knows quite a few people who'd appreciate it. But not against Sole keeping it. Hope they like Uncle Nick back-seat parenting, though. Like a crusty grandpa at Thanksgiving who makes a face when your five year old has an iPad.

That grandpa is right, by the way.

Preston; Also doesn't flinch. Baby alone in the Commonwealth, you take the baby. This isn't a moral conundrum, it's basic common sense. Sole wants to keep the baby? Chill. Preston is not a useless potato sack of a person, like some people. Baby get, baby take care of. Hey, they're Minutemen, too, so they should have access to resources you need for childrearing. Third fastest to hop aboard the This Is My Baby Now train.

X6-88;

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emsfallingsky · 6 months

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Enchanted

Pairing: Danny X female!reader

Word count: 7.4k

Warnings: 18+ ONLY! sexually explicit content, unprotected sex, (kissing, fingering, choking, name calling, praise, edging, cursing, spanking, restraints, dirty talk, degradation, breeding kink, katoptronophilia ;)

It was now starting to become late and the wine you had been sipping on was no longer doing the trick of getting you through the night. You let out a sigh, throwing your head back against the arm of the chair you were sprawled across. You had been sitting here for the past two hours waiting for Danny to get back home.

Normally you wouldn’t be upset knowing that he was having a good time at the bar with his brothers, surely getting the ol’ Kiszka birthday special. But tonight was different. You had decided you wanted to do something a little different…a little special so he would have something to look forward to when he came home tonight.

So, there you sat, wearing a black silk robe, which was now barely tied around your middle, coming loose from the hours of waiting. Underneath the black robe was a new lingeire set that you had picked out the week before.

It was a black lace set that had red accents springkled throughout it. The edges of the set were trimmed with black and red stiches along the sides of the bra and around the hemline of the thong. The mateiral was sheer and see-through, allowing nothing to keep from being hidden and concealed. What tied the whole set together was the tiny red bows found in the center of the bra and on the top edge of the thong. A little something for him to tear into…

You had washed your hair and styled it and then because you were already in the shower, proceed to shave your legs and wash your body with with the hopes of smelling like a bath and body works at the end. You decided to apply more makeup than usual for ‘lounging around the house’, this time being secretly a little more for yourself than his.

You had just about given up on waiting, blowing out a puff of air between your lips and setting your lipstick-stained wineglass down on the table after hearing shuffling come from the other side of the door. You looked up at the door, quickly retying your robe around you before the door opened.

Danny entered the house, kicking off his shoes and shrugging off his jacket before his eyes swept over the room and landed on you. “Hey bab- oh…wow,” Danny said, before I stood up from the chair and started walking over to him, revealing the sleek black robe.

You watched Danny’s eyes grow dark with a hungry flare sparking in his eyes. His eyes moved over your body as you approached him, running up and down your body, hidden by the robe. Danny pulled his bottom lip into his mouth and let out a hum as you stopped in front of him. He raised one of his hands, running his finger along the inside of the robe by your chest. “And what’s all this?” he asked, in a low voice that made your body shiver.

“Your birthday present,” you replied back, keeping your eyes on his face as his danced all over you. You watched him watch his over finger that was tracing the fabric of your robe, letting his stare linger on the top of your chest. You felt him dip his finger under the fabric and start to pull it open, but you quickly swatted at his hand, making him pull back.

“What was that for?” Danny asked, cocking a brow up.

“Not yet,” you whispered, placing a gentle kiss against his earlobe. Danny hissed and clutched your waist, pulling you closer to him. You reached out and placed a steady hand on his chest. “Wait,” you said, before you walked away and grabbed your wine glass and went into the kitchen.

You walked over to the cupboard and pulled another wine glass down for Danny, setting it beside yours. You grabbed the bottle of red you had been nursing on all night and began to pour him and yourself a glass. “And how was your night?” you asked, turning your head to look over at Danny who was making his way into the kitchen.

Danny stopped and leaned against the counter, his eyes still visibly running over your body. “It was good, they got me properly fucked up,” Danny said with a smirk, You let out a small laugh, handing him his glass. He thanked you and brought it to his lips and took a small sip.

“Are you still fucked up now?” you asked, taking your glass in your hand, and leaning against the counter beside him. Danny shook his head.

“Not anymore, now I’m just a little buzzed,” Danny said, sending a wink your way as he took another sip from his glass. You let out a small hum, smiling at him from over the rim of your glass.

Danny sighed, setting his glass down on the counter and crossed his arms in front of him. “C’mon baby, please don’t make me wait,” Danny pleaded, reaching out to grab the end of the robe tie that hung down beside you. He started to fidget with the end of it, running over the soft fabric between his fingers.

You smirked and turned to him, taking a step forward. “Awe but it’s so fun to keep you waiting.”

Danny raised his eyebrows and nodded playfully, “True…but it is my birthday, and I very much would like to see what you’re wearing under that,” Danny said, bringing his head close to you and then proceeded to run the tip of his nose along the side of your neck.

Instantly, you threw your head back, allowing him more access as a small groan escaped you. Danny brushed his lips against the sensitive skin, making you reach a hand out and grab his bicep, pulling him closer to you. “Thought you wanted to keep me waiting?” he mumbled against your neck, before nipping your earlobe.

“Changed my mind,” you mumbled, sliding your hand up his arm to grip onto the top of his shoulder. You pulled him closer against you as he continued to press kisses along your neck. Danny then moved up to the side of your jaw before lightly brushing his lips against your own.

You both melted into the kiss, pushing your bodies and lips closer together. One of his hands gripped your hips while the other weaved into your hair, holding the back of your neck while he deepened the kiss. You felt his tongue slide out, licking over the bottom of your lip before it entered your mouth and collided with your own tongue. You were still able to taste the lingering alcohol on him from his night out. That and combined with the smell of his cologne was enough to make your head spin.

A small moan escaped you as you pressed yourself further against him, but Danny pulled back with a smirk on his face. Your hands clutched the fabric of his shirt, trying to draw him back to you but he didn’t budge. “Baby please,” you begged, looking up at him with your best puppy dog eyes.

“No look at the one who’s eager,” Danny quipped in a low voice, running his hand down the outside of your thigh so it caught the edge of your robe. He ran it back up, letting his hand slide under the fabric so now his hand was making contant with your bare skin.

As his hand came higher to your hip, he stopped it as soon as he felt the lacy fabric of your thong. Danny smirked and let out a soft hum while looking down at you. “I’ll let you get what you want if you let me see what’s under this.”

You stared back at him biting your bottom lip. After a few seconds of debating, you knew you wouldn’t be able to say no so you nodded your head. Danny smirked and moved his hand out from under the robe, bringing it to the middle as he grabbed the small piece of fabric keeping the robe shut. He softly began tugging on it and you watched his eyes grow wide as it fell open. He bit his bottom lip while starting at your body, his eyes not seeming to be able to focus on just one area as they darted around.

Danny placed his hand on the top of your hip, slowly bringing his eyes back up to you. “God baby, you look so fucking good. You did this all for me?” Danny asked, letting his eyes roam again before they landed on your chest. You looked up at him and nodded. You watched the muscles in his jaw bulge as he clenched his jaw and let out a slow breath.

He slowly took a step back, bringing his hand to his bottom lip as he took in the full sight of you. “Fuck,” he mumbled before walking back towards you. Danny gripped your hip and spun you around so now your stomach was pressed against the edge of the counter. “Feel what you’re doing to me baby?” he whispered against your neck, while pressing himself against your ass. Beneath the thing fabric of your robe, you were able to feel his hardness straining beneath his jeans as he pressed himself to you.

“Danny,” you groaned, while gripping the edge of the counter and pushing yourself back against him. The grip he had on your hip tightened and you heard a low rumble from him. He pushed your hair back, so the side of your neck was exposed and slowly started to place kisses along it. You sunk into the feeling, closing your eyes and leaning your head back while he found that sweet spot where you neck met your shoulder.

Danny started to place soft kisses, holding you in place with his hand while his other started to rub over the front of your thigh. You bit your lip trying to hold back the moan that threatened to escape you as you felt his hand start to slide higher up your thigh. While your mouth may have been good at keeping quiet, your body had a mind of its own. Your hips started to squirm under his touch as his hand continued to glide higher up your thigh. You felt his other hand hold your hip in place while he pressed up against you, pinning you to the counter. “Sensitive little thing, aren’t you?” he quipped, before he softly nipped your neck.

He continued to tease you, sliding his hand up and down your thigh but never quite getting to the spot that was now dripping for him. Danny could sense you growing frustrated especially after you let a small whimper escape you. You heard him chuckle and press his nose to the side of your neck before he spoke, “something you want love?”

You swallowed and quickly nodded your head against him, while trying your best not to squirm beneath him.

“Use your words, baby.”

“Touch me,” you breathed out, “please touch me.”

That was all you needed to say before you felt one of Danny’s fingers swipe through the middle of your panties. Your body immediately jolted, your knuckles turning white as you gripped the counter, and a whiny moan escaped you. “Is that what you wanted, baby?” he asked.

Again, you quickly nodded while biting your bottom lip. You heard Danny hum behind you and felt his finger press against your clit. He didn’t move it, he just held it there against you. You let out a high moan and found yourself trying to move your hips against the tip of his finger, eager to get some relief to the spot that was now aching.

“That’s cute. Does my little girl wanna fuck my fingers?” Danny called from behind you. You no longer compared how desperate you looked, all you wanted was for him to touch you.

“Danny please,” you whimpered, turning your head a bit to look at him so he was able to see the desperation written on your face.

“Awe poor baby…guess I’ll have to-”

You gasped, feeling his finger press further against your clit and start to draw small circles against it. “Oh god,” you moaned, throwing your head back against his shoulder. Danny pressed a kiss to the side of your temple before resting his chin on your head.

“Yeah? Right there baby?” he asked, pressing his finger harder against your clit, continuing to draw circles against it. You moan and move your head from beneath Danny’s chin, letting it fall forward while your jaw hangs loosely.

Danny pulls his finger away and you are about to let out a groan of frustration but then you feel his fingers working into the side of your thong, quickly pulling the aside. This time when he runs a finger through your wetness, you aren’t the only one left moaning. “God, you’re always so fucking wet for me.”

He started back on drawing circles around your clit but this time worked his fingers a bit faster, making you feel a tingle start to build in the bottom of your stomach. Your hips had started to rock against his hand and luckily this time, he allowed it.

Your body was pushed up against the counter with your head hanging down, but you slowly raised it. In front of you, you could see the window and in it, the reflection of you and Danny. You let yourself stare at the reflection, watching his hand deep down between your legs and rub against you. You could feel your knees start to buckle at the sight.

Danny’s fingers worked between your legs with ease, stroking and sliding around that certain spot that filled you with utmost pleasure. His lips continued to work on the side of your neck, making further pleasure sweep throughout your entire body. He turned his head ever so slightly and in the reflection of the window, you were able to see his eyes now on yours. You heard a breathy chuckle right by your ear and felt his breath against your skin making you let out a low pitched whine as you rocked your hips on him.

“Like watching baby? Like watching me play with your pussy?” Danny cooed into your ear, his cheek now resting against the side of your head. You nodded against him and watched his eyes on you in the window as they studied your face. Some loose strands of hair started to fall in front of it but Danny gentle swiped them away with his free hand. “So pretty for me baby.”

The way Danny’s eyes were set on you in the reflection was something that would forever scar your memory. His soft spoken and sweet demeanor was dropped completely and instead someone who was mischievous and daunting now took his place. You liked being able to see not only him, but yourself in the reflection. Your eyes wandered across your own body, taking in its shapes and the slight curve of your hip, still concealed by the soft fabric that hung around you. Your eyes danced back and forth from his face to your own, watching your own reactions when Danny pressed against that special spot and made you melt into the palm of his hand.

You were a moaning and panting mess as you watched Danny in the reflection. His dark eyes stayed on yours and in the reflection, you could see the dangerous gleam in them that let you know how badly he wanted you. You could feel that coil deep inside you starting to grow tighter and tighter with each stroke of his finger and when you felt it about to snap, he took his hand away. A strangled whine left your lips, and your thighs shook from the buildup that ultimately led to nowhere.

“Poor girl,” Danny said with a tsk. “Always so needy…you should know by now that the longer you whine, beg and squirm, the longer it’s gonna be love.”

You knew he was right but still couldn’t muffle the whine that pushed past your lips. You had a death grip on the edge of the counter, half of it being out of frustration, the other half was to make sure you kept yourself upright.

“Tell me what you want love” Danny whispered into your ear. You bit your lip, not wanting to voice the only thought that was invading your mind. Instead, you rocked your hips again and in doing so, was given a hard smack to the inside of your high. You jumped a bit at the surprise and watched his face in the mirror, seeing him cock one of his eyebrows up, scolding you.

“Uh-uh, use your fucking words,” Danny growled into your ear. You took a deep breath and met his eyes in the mirror.

“Want your fingers on me,” you replied breathlessly.

“What was that?” Danny asked, letting the tip of his finger slide under the edge of your underwear as he teased you.

“I said, I want your finger-” you repeated, but were cut off by feeling him slide his middle finger deep inside of you. The sound that came out of you was crossed between a gasp and a moan. He slowly began to pump his finger in and out of you, letting you get used to the feeling of having him there. On instinct, your back arched further into him, reminding you of his own excitement that was pressed behind you and getting harder by the minute. Danny chuckled behind you, “heard you the first time, just wanted to hear you beg for it again.”

Danny’s hand came off the side of your head and snaked around your middle, pulling you close to him while he continued to pump his finger in you. You could tell he was taking his time, calculating each movement, and drawing them out to make sure they hit that special spot buried deep inside of you.

Hidden moans came out from deep within your chest, feeling the tip of his finger catch g-spot with each stroke. Danny pulled his finger out just enough and this time, let his other finger join, plunging deep inside of you. You gasped feeling the sudden stretch but quickly welcomed it.

The wet sounds that were coming from between your legs should’ve made you feel ashamed and embarrassed, but you were too drunk off the high he was giving you to care. From behind you, you could not only hear, but feel the deep rumble coming from his chest with each moan he let out.

His other hand that was wrapped around your waist, then came down between your legs and you felt the tip of his finger start to rub against your clit. A high-pitched squeak came from you and you let your hand come between your legs, to clutch his wrist. “D-Danny,” you moaned.

“I know baby, just let it happen…gonna make you feel so good.”

You could quickly feel your orgasm building up with the combined stimulation from his fingers working quickly over you. Your limbs started to feel weightless and all the thoughts you once had in your head seemed to crumble and drift into stardust that went and spread itself somewhere far beyond. Your legs started to shake and your free hand that was clutching the counter, was now scratching the surface of it as you held on. You let out a deep groan, closing your eyes as you felt yourself start to walk over that line that would lead you down a road of bliss.

“Look at me, let me see those eyes baby,” Danny softly cooed into your ear. You did as he said, forcing yourself to keep your eyes set on him in the reflection. Out of the corner of your eye, you could see yourself with your mouth parted and a deep crease carved between your brows.

You willed yourself to keep your eyes set on him as you felt your body start to shake around him. He watched you in the window, muttering sweet words of praise as you felt yourself start to unfold. You cried out and scratched the top of his hand with your fingernails as you felt a wave of pleasure crash over you. You slumped forward against the counter, panting and moaning as you let your body surrender to him fully. Danny’s movements slowed and he let your shuddering body do the work instead, slowly grinding on his fingers.

You stayed slumped against the counter, catching your breath, and felt Danny’s lips brush against the top of your shoulder as he gave it a light kiss. “You okay baby?” he whispered against your skin. You nodded and met his eyes again in the reflection and saw a soft smile stretch across his face. “Good, cause were just getting started.”

Danny grabbed your shoulder and pulled you up off of the counter, so your back was pressed his chest once again. His fingers were still inside of you and you groaned when you felt him slowly draw them out. His grip was still on your shoulder, and you felt him tighten it as he spun you around to face him.

Your eyes were now set on his, this time without the barrier in between you too. Danny’s eyes danced across your face, and you watched him smirk, that dark spark flaring in his eyes once again. You then were left speechless as you watched him bring his hand to his face, the tips of his fingers coated and gleaming with your wetness. He glanced down at his fingers for s plit second then back at your face as he brought the wet digits to his mouth and brought them into his mouth.

Danny held your eyes as he sucked you off of his fingers, eliciting a deep groan from him as he tasted you. He pulled his fingers out of his mouth, the bottom of his lip wet with you. “God…you taste so fucking good baby,” he growled, “wanna taste?”

You looked at him, your eyes half lidded and low from still feeling the linger effects of your orgasm on your body. You slowly nodded your head, and you watched the corner of his mouth turn up into a smile before he brought his hand to cup the side of your cheek as he leaned in.

When your lips met, you could taste the combination of the lingering wine, mixed with the taste of your own arousal. You instantly groaned at the taste, wrapping your hands around his neck and pulling him further into you. Danny’s hand began to wander across your body, sliding against the soft fabric of your robe. His hands pawed at the back of your thighs and then came up to squeeze your ass, making you let out a soft whimper against him.

Danny pulled away and looked at you, running his thumb over your bottom lip. “You gonna give me my birthday present?” You quickly nodded, watching a soft smile appear on his face as he took your hand and started to lead you towards the bedroom.

He shut the door behind you, leaving you standing in the middle of the room with you back faced towards him. The sound of the lock clicking sent a shudder through your body, feeling the excitement and anticipation start to take course.

You could feel Danny approach you, his chest just grazing over your back. He moved your hair out of your face, placing it behind his shoulder as his arms wrapped around you. The two of you both sunk into the embrace, feeling your bodies melt against one another. Danny pressed a kiss to the side of your temple, and you let out a hum of approval, closing your eyes and tilting your head into him.

Danny let out a soft chuckle before loosening his grip around you. He gently grabbed the side of your arm, turning you around to face him. He smiled down at you and brought his hand up so his thumb could swipe against the top of your cheek. His eyes then went down your body, taking in the sight of you in the lingerie. “Take this off,” Danny said softly, moving his hand down to your shoulder as he brushed against the silky fabric.

You nodded and gripped the side of the robe by your shoulders, slowly letting it fall to the floor. Danny bit his lip seeing you now standing before him with nothing shielding your body. He let out a soft hum, taking a step back to let himself see you fully. “Fuck baby,” he mumbled, rubbing his hand around the sides of his mouth.

Danny then took a step forward, letting his hand grab your hip while he started down at your chest. You could see a thought strike him by seeing the sudden twitch of a muscle in his face and the way he darted his eyes to the corner of the room before looking back at you. “So…you like watching, hm? You felt yourself blush a bit but his warm smile was enough to put you at ease. You giggled and bit your bottom lip before you slowly nodded.

Danny’s eyes then glanced to the side of the room again. “Well…then let’s watch,” he said, before grabbing your hand and leading you over to the full-length mirror propped against the wall.

He led you over to it, stopping you a few feet in front of it, taking place behind you. The top of his hovered just above your shoulder and you could see his eyes wander across your body before settling on your eyes. His hands slowly slid up the length of your arms, making goosebumps form across your skin before they stopped to rest at the top of your shoulders. “Does that feel good love?” You swallowed thickly as you nodded, your eyes still holding his. “Good…”

You watched Danny in the reflection, one of his thumbs softly rubbing small circles into your shoulder while the other started to slide down your arm. You then watched it move to clutch your side, his fingers digging into the skin. His hand then slid up your side, lingering a bit as they danced up to your rib cage. You squirmed a bit under his touch feeling the tips of his fingers tickle against your skin, making Danny let out a small chuckle. “Relax baby.”

His hand then slid upwards, the tip of his fingers now grazing the underwire of your lace bra. His hand stopped there, and you flicked your eyes up to watch his face in the mirror. His dark eyes were fixated on watching his hand but then it was like he could feel you watching his face as his eyes flicked up to meet yours.

You watched a daunting smirk spread across his face as he pressed a gentle kiss to your neck that made the hair on your body stand up on end. Danny moved his thumb up and let it gently graze over the top of your nipple still concealed by the sheer lace fabric. In an instant, you felt your nipple harder against his featherlike touch. “You know this thing is fucking killing me. I can see every little thing but can’t fucking touch it…fucking tease,” Danny tsked while pinching your nipple between his fingers making you cry out.

Danny smirked at you in the mirror, continuing to roll your nipple between his fingers while you watched the other one come off your shoulder and start to slide down your body. He let it rest on your lower stomach, his fingers brushing against the top of the thong. “Love how I can see your pretty little pussy through these too. I can see how wet she is for me,” he cooed into your ear.

You bit your lip and groaned, pushing your body against him. In the reflection of the mirror, you watched Danny bite his lip and close his eyes for a second, trying to maintain his composure. He stared back at you, the dangerous flare in his eyes consuming his iris and making his eyes appear black. He then moved his hand away from your nipple to slide right up to your neck. You watched the muscles in his jaw flex as he tightened his grip around your throat. “Get on the fucking bed,” he growled.

Danny released his hand off of your neck and you quickly crawled onto the bed, turning around on it while you leaned back against your hands with your legs spread ever so slightly for him.. He turned to you, raising a hand up to grab the back of his shirt and tug it off with a single fluid movement. He tossed the shirt to the floor and stood still looking at you, his eyes raking over your body and settling between your legs, making him let out a groan.

Danny pushed his tongue to the side of the cheek and then held a singular finger out to you, telling you to wait. He turned back around, walked over to the mirror, and picked it up, dragging it over to reposition it at the end of your bed.

Danny set the mirror down and turned back towards you while he started to undo his belt. “Wanna watch…then lets fucking watch,” Danny said with a cold stare before he climbed on the bed and positioned himself on top of you. He started to kiss you, grinding his hardness against your leg.

You quickly reached down to his belt buckle that was open and now hanging on his hips. You didn’t feel like wasting anymore time as you began to pull down the zipper of his pants. Danny groaned into your mouth and gently thrusted his hips into your hand, urging you on further. You made quick work of undoing his zipper and then pulling down the tops of his pants.

Danny’s hand wrapped around your throat, and he let out a growl, bringing his other hand to hastily pull off the rest of his pants, leaving him in just his boxers. He began to kiss you again, this time his kisses being hot, and lust ridden. He groaned into your mouth while letting his tongue slip into your mouth. Your hands clawed and grabbed at his skin wanting to pull him closer to you. He seemed to get the hint because your breath was soon taken from you as you felt his hips rock against you, the tip of his cock brushing against the fabric of your thong. Enclosing your clit. Your hand gripped his bicep while you cried out at the feeling.

“Want my cock baby?” Danny asked, gripping the sides of your neck harder. You looked up at him, his dark curls falling and cascading down in front of him. You bit your lip, your brows furrowed as you quickly nodded your head.

Danny then rocked his hips against you again while he clenched his jaw. His eyes were dark and cold as he looked down at you. “Words baby and I’ll give you everything you want.”

“W-want your cock,” you managed to stutter out, dragging on hand down between the two of you to grip his hardness in your hand. Danny let out a deep groan from within his chest and snaked his hand that was gripped around the front of your throat, to the back of your neck, grabbing a fistful of hair at the nape of your neck. He climbed off of you and lifted you by your hair and then threw you face down on the other end of the bed.

You now laid on your stomach, your head hanging off the bed and your hands clutching the edge of it. You slowly raised your eyes and when you did you saw a sinful sight in the reflection of the mirror…

Danny was on his knees behind you, his hands coming to grip to the side of your hips as he yanked you back, pressing his hardness against you. His eyes were fixated on your ass as he gently pressed himself to you a couple times, kneeing his hand into your flesh. Danny then grabbed your hips and pulled you back hard against him, delivering a hard smack to the skin there.

You yelped, feeling a sting from where his hand made contact and found your own, gripping the bed sheets. Danny let out a hum of approval before his eyes slowly traveled up the length of your spine and met yours in the mirror. You could see the cocky smirk tugging at the side of his face while he stared back at you. “Wanna watch me fuck you?”

You bit your lip with your eyes heavy and half lidded. You pushed your head back a little, staring at his reflection over the tip of your nose. “Please fuck me.”

Danny dug his hand further into the flesh of your hip with your response and let out a breathy chuckle. You watched him slowly tug down his boxers to reveal his cock, thick and heavy for you while the tip of it glistened with his own arrousal. He gripped it in his free hand, slowly pumping over himself. The reflection in the mirror made you clench down around nothing.

His mouth was slightly parted and the muscles in his shoulder and bicep flexed with each languid stroke. His dark curls hung down around his face, concealing part of him. His own brows were furrowed in pleasure while he pulled in shaky breaths. The muscles in his abdomen twitched as his own pleasure began to course throughout him. He bit his bottom lip and slowly lifted his eyes towards you, and you watched as his hip seemed to absentmindedly buck into his hands.

You arched your back for him which made him clench his jaw and his eyes grow heavily with lust. His eyes dipped down to take in the view of you arching your back for him and he slowly pulled your thong to the side. His hand came to rub small circle over the top of your hip, and you slowly felt his tip start to swipe through your wetness. You let out a soft moan as he rubbed the head of his cock against your clit and then pulled back to tease at your hole.

He did this a couple times, and it was enough to already have you be a winning mess. “Please Danny, please.”

“Well since you asked so nicely-” Danny started to say before he was cut off by his own moan as he plunged into you. You found yourself gasping and gripping the sheets as you felt yourself stretch around him. It didn’t matter how many times the two of you fucked, it was always a suprise when you first felt him slide in.

Danny’s head fell forward, and he closed his eyes, keeping himself still while pressing himself deep inside. You could feel him grip both of your hips as he slowly pulled himself out from you and then delivered another hard thrust. You let out a groan, feeling the wind being knocked from your chest at the power behind his thrust.

Danny opened his eyes and met your back in the mirror with a devilish smirk on his face. He slowly began to build a rhythm, plunging deep inside of you and letting the tip of his cock brush against your sweet spot. You gripped the sheets, needing something to hold on to as your body jolted forward with each thrust, he gave to you.

Grunts and groans left his mouth, and you watched the muscles in his stomach and arms flex with each movement. He then slowed his movements, shuffling himself back on the bed a bit and then gripped your hips pulling you back hard against him. You let out a deep groan, feeling the tip of him graze your cervix. “Ah fuck, Danny!”

Danny let out a chuckle and worked back up to his steady pace. “What baby? Do you feel me deep inside your tummy?” At this point, you couldn’t even form words with how hard he was thrusting into you. All you could do was meet his eyes in the mirror and nod your head.

He continued to thrust into you and the two of you were now both covered in a layer of sweat. His curls were sticking to the side of his face and his chest and stomach gleamed in the low light of the room. Your cheeks were now a bit red, and strands of your hair now stuck to your neck and sides of your face.

Danny then reached around to the front of you and grabbed your chin, forcing you to crane your neck up just a bit. His thumb swiped against your bottom lip, smearing your red lipstick around the sides of your mouth. You slowly opened it for him and sucked it into your mouth, letting your tongue swirl against the pad of it. Danny let out a hiss from behind you and you watched in the mirror as his eyes rolled back into his head at the sensation.

He must’ve been trying to maintain his composure because he quickly took his thumb out of your mouth and instead snaked his hand around to the back of your head, gathering your hair. He gripped your hair tightly and then pressed the side of your face down against the comforter as he began to plow into you, not holding himself back on bit.

Strangled moans left your mouth as you felt the tip of his cock brush against your g-spot and then proceed to hit your cervix. The combined sensation was enough to leave you panting and shaking as you felt your second orgasm draw near.

“There you go, fucking take it,” Danny growled, thrusting himself further into you, the sound of his thighs hitting your ass and your own wetness filling the room.

You moaned into the comforter and went to snake your hand between your legs to help get yourself there but were quickly stopped by Danny. He gripped your wrist in his hand and pressed it against the small of your back as he continued to drive into you.

You turned your head ever so slightly, wanting to be able to see everything in the mirror. You practically came just from the sight. Your back was arched, leaving just the view of your ass above the top of your head. You could see pound into you but as you continued to watch, you saw him lean over and grab something off the bed. When he straightened himself back up, you saw his belt buckle in his hand.

His eyes met yours in the mirror and he slowed his thrusts down just for a second as he grabbed both of your arms and pinned them behind your back. He then looped the belt around them, securing them by tightly pulling the end of the buckle. He began to thrust into you again with that brutal pace, holding the end of the belt buckle as he did.

“You like that baby? Like the way my cock stretches you out?” Danny cooed.

“Yes! I- fuck, oh my god…. fucking love it,” you moaned.

His eyes were cast downward, watching his cock slide in and out of you. The sight of seeing you arched for him, and your hands restrained behind you was just enough to have his own self teetering over the edge.

He continued to plow into you, and you could sense he was getting closer from the way he would pull himself almost all the way out, catching his breath before sliding back into you. You too found your orgasm growing near and your body started to shake around him. Danny hissed when you clenched down on him and that only made him tighten the belt buckle around your wrist. “You close baby? I can feel that pussy clenching down on me.”

You nodded against the covers and felt his hand come off your hip to snake down between your legs. He began to draw circles over your clit while continuing his brutal pace and it was all you needed to be sent over that edge. Danny let out a deep groan as he felt you shake around him.

Danny slowed his pace but began to deliver you deep, hard thrusts as he felt his own pleasure start to overtake him. “Fuck,” he grunted as he thrust deep into you, “gonna fucking,” another thrust, “breed you.”

“Do it, fucking cum in me,” you groaned back, watching his face contort in the mirror. Your words were all he needed before you felt him give another deep thrust and then spill deep inside you. He slumped forward, his damp chest resting against your back as he let go of the hold of his belt wrapped around your wrist.

“Fuck,” he groaned into your hair as he struggled to take in deep breaths as he came down. You laid underneath him, drained and lifeless now. Danny stayed on top of you not moving but you soon felt his hand come and brush away the damp hair that stuck to your neck as he pressed a gentle kiss to it.

“You alright baby?” he mumbled into your neck. You sighed and closed your eyes, nodding against the comforter.

“Good,” he sighed back. He slowly lifted himself off you, slide out of you. You both let out a soft groan at the feeling. He then sat up behind you and started to undo the buckle of the belt, freeing your hands from behind you. “Belt wasn’t too much was it? Wasn’t too tight?”

You quickly shook your head, feeling the instant relief as he took off the belt and tossed it across the room. “Not at all, I loved it.”

Danny let out a small chuckle and you flipped yourself over, now laying on your back to start up at him. He smiled down at you and pressed his hands flat against either side of your head before he lowered himself down and placed a kiss to the top of your nose. You closed your eyes and scrunched your nose at the feeling making the two of you giggle.

When you opened your eyes, you saw him only a few inches from your face, his long curly ends coming to tickle the sides of your face as it hung down. You pressed a hand flat against his chest and began to draw lazy circles against his skin. “So…you enjoyed your birthday present then?”

Danny smiled and pressed another kiss to you, this time to your cheek. “Very much. I fucking love this little set you got…fuckin sexy.”

You smiled at his answer and then placed a gentle kiss to his lips. “I’m glad you liked it.”

Danny chuckled and looked down at your face and then above your head to the mirror. You flicked your eyes up, leaning back your head to see both of your upside down reflections in the mirror. Danny laughed and then looked back down at you. “I have to say…the mirror was a brilliant idea.”

You frowned and looked at him. “That was your idea-”

“Maybe but! You started it. Watching yourself in the window…filthy girl.” Danny tsked.

You playfully rolled your eyes, a smile plastered on your face. “Shut up!” you said, swatting a hand at him. Danny giggled back at you, and you sat up. “Want some cake?”

Danny smirked and let his eyes trail down your body. “Ooo, yes please-”

You swatted him again and rolled your eyes. “I’m serious dumbass! I got you a tiny one for tonight. Was gonna light candles and sing to you and shit.”

“Fine, fine, but can I get some more of this after?” Danny asked, reaching down, and giving your backside a quick squeeze. You let out a small yelp and giggled.

“Deal.”

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cafecitowriter · 5 months

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Bring Me You (Steggy Fic)

Summary: Steve decides to return to the past to live a life with Peggy, but nothing about his arrival goes according to plan.

It’s arguably the weirdest day of Peggy’s life.

A/N: Merry Steggymas, @roboticonography! I'm your Secret Santa!

You said you enjoyed canon and canon-divergent fics, snappy banter, swoon-worthy romantic gestures, comic misunderstandings, and of course, a good ole happy ending. So I hope you enjoy some post-Endgame hijinks where Steve tries to go back to Peggy, but ends up running into basically everyone else first.

Due to a combination of personal stuff and the fact that I've been travelling with spotty internet connections, unfortunately your gift is not done as I had hoped, and while I was so happy to hear the deadline has been extended, my current schedule means that it still won't be finished by then. BUT in the meantime, I do have this preview to share with you below, as well as this funky lil graphic. The full (multi-chaptered) fic will be finished and uploaded hopefully later in the early-ish new year.

Title taken from the song I Told Santa Claus to Bring Me You by Bernie Cummins and His Orchestra (which is about as holiday-y as this fic gets).

As always, thanks to @steggyfanevents for hosting!!

Fic Preview:

He’s hardly been sat in the squeaky booth for thirty seconds before one of the serves - a woman with bouncy curls and bright blue eyes - swoops in on him, half full coffee pot in hand.

“A coffee for your troubles?” she offers, not bothering to wait for an answer before pouring it into the mug that she must have brought over with her, because it certainly hadn’t been there when he arrived.

“You think I look troubled?”

“I think you look like trouble,” she teases with a breezy wink, clearly proud of herself for landing her own set up. “But that’s just my intuition. It’s what happens when you’ve been around here long enough.”

Despite her strong come on, she has a genuine warmness to her demeanour that makes Steve smile.

“You’ve been working here long?”

“Not anymore, actually - and good riddance let me tell you. I was never cut out for this line of work. But it’s my day off from rehearsals and Ruth called in a panic because two people called in sick and Marlene’s still out with her ‘sprained ankle’, and believe me, if it had been anyone else I would’ve said no but Ruth stuck her neck out for me during the peach cobbler incident of ’47 and now I basically owe her my first born.”

The woman stalls to give an obvious side eye to the counter where there’s another woman wearing an identical uniform - a redhead who’s been wiping the same spot on the counter since Steve arrived - before turning back to him with a lower voice. “Although if she had told me Babs was going to be here I would’ve pretended to be on the other side of the country. Which come to think of it was probably why she didn’t tell me- oh shoot, your sugar shaker’s empty, let me get-”

“I’m alright, thanks,” he interrupts quickly, both because he hasn’t taken a drop of sugar in his coffee since the one time Tony made him try one of those fancy lattes shortly after the Chitauri attack, and because if she left now, he wasn’t sure when she would be back to take his order.

“You’re plenty sweet yourself, is that it?”

Steve shrugged, but gave her a smile all the same.

“Honestly, I’m just hungry.”

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lolotheparagon · 1 year

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Rating Every TNBA Redesign Cos Why Not

The New Batman Adventures was the last season of the infamous Batman the Animated Series, although it moved to another less strict network. Because the producers wanted to do crossovers with the Superman animated series, they gave the series and its characters a more streamlined style to it. Now I dont wanna blame Bruce Timm entirely since there were many artists on staff back then who did the redesigns but because I hate this coomer, Im going to anyway. In BTAS, you can tell each character apart and they have their own unique outfits and looks to them. But here, these are some of the most unimaginative superhero/villain designs Ive ever seen. Although some did surprise me and were not that bad. So, for a bit of fun, here's my look at each Batman character's redesign in the final (and worst) season of the show.

(Not counting Robin cos he's a different character to Dick Grayson or characters that had very little changes like Clayface or Harley Quinn)

Batman

The big emo rodent himself. For his redesign, I like the more sleek look to Batman's cape...thats it. His original design is really hard to perfect. Its got everything. Why tamper with perfection?

Batgirl

I actually kinda like Batgirl's redesign. The yellow gloves and boots really help her stand out and its the one of the few times the darker toned outfits actually accentuate a design rather than ruin it. Too bad Bruce Timm couldn't stop salivating over her and the rest of the women in this show. So next time you see someone consider Bruce Timm this legendary storyteller of Batman, give them a healthy reminder that he shipped this college girl character with her mentor/surrogate uncle figure FOR YEARS.

Alfred

Its like they sucked away all of Alfred's snark and replaced it with a cardboard cutout. Literally, he looks so sterile and empty. Who had the idea of making Alfred look more bored and done with everything? Also whats wrong with his chin??

Commissioner Gordon

Good ole Commissioner Pringle got off pretty much unscathed but I think they made him a touch too old considering they gave him a more lanky body, which makes him look more feeble and weak. Dude looks old enough to be Babs' grandad

Joker

Ohhhhh boy. So Joker's redesign is infamously considered by fans as one of the show's worst redesigns, to a point even the showrunners were like yeahh. And thats not unwarranted. He looks like an inverted Dr Draken and im so glad they redesigned him again for Batman Beyond and onward.

Seriously he's A CLOWN WHERES THE MAKE UP?!!

Two-Face

I know Two Face is just a redrawn version of the original design with the TNBA streamlined art style but I want to draw special attention to the monster side of Dent's face. Notice in the original it looks more manic and feral? Heavily contrasted with the conflicted, guilty look on Dent's normal side? But here, in the redesign the monster side is less scary and Dent looks way too bored and angry. The overuse of black lines doesnt help.

Catwoman

She looks like Harley Quinn or Barbara wearing a catsuit. Starting to see a pattern here?

Baby Doll

Its a tough call cos they both look very good but Im gonna lean towards the redesign cos shes got that creepy doll look down to a T (Annabelle would be proud) whereas her original design looked more like a Tiny Toons character.

Scarface and the Ventriloquist

I like the redesign cos of the exaggerated style of the rest of the show perfectly captures Scarface since he's, yknow, a puppet and having the Ventriloquist be shown to be scared and submissive really does show how the puppet is ironically the puppetmaster.

Penguin

Actually I like both of them. They both give off that sophisticated element Penguin is known for and after so many reiterations of him being this crass Scouse-talking crime boss, its nice to see versions of him going back to his rich asshole roots.

Bane

In the original, he has a luchador-style mask and wrestling suit fitting his Spanish roots. Here, he straight up looks like a gimp. Its really bad. Embrace your heritage, Bane!

Riddler

They went from Frank Gorshin to Jim Carrey for Riddler (fitting cos Batman Forever came during TNBA's development) and I love that. So I love both of them. Nice to see a villain with some fucking colour in TNBA cos im tired of seeing all this black outfits. Also his cane being an extended question mark instead of a question mark on top of a regular cane is genius.

Mad Hatter

Both of them fit Hatter's deranged stalker vibes perfectly, but I wish they kept the colour scheme for the redesign cos Hatter's new colour scheme looks too rounded and doesnt stand out.

Poison Ivy

Killer Croc

Finally, now he looks like an actual crocodile instead of whatever the hell he was supposed to be!

Scarecrow

Okay, who the fuck decided to make Scarecrow look like the Babadook? Cos I want to give them a raise. Holy mother of piss, that is terrifying. That shit belongs in the Arkham games. I still prefer the old design cos it has that perfect blend of goofy and gothic. He looks like a Cacturne now that I think about it.

Mr Freeze

HONEY WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?!! WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING FUTURAMA HEAD?!! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?! YOU HURT MY HUSBAND, TIMM, NOW ITS PERSONAL

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I've had a funny thought. What if the other two celestial monkeys, Gibbon and Baboon, were still alive, they were just off-planet? Like, moved to the Andromeda Galaxy far away, to get away from whatever bullshit and trouble they caused (because of course they did, they're celestial monkeys after all) and have been living there only with Buddha contacting them once in a while with messages on stuff going on (and since it is a different galaxy, it takes a while for the messages to go to them).

I am saying this, because I had the funny image of them finding out about MK (and later the twins) and they wanted to meet the others finally.

I dunno why they were moving like 1930s cartoon characters when meeting the fam in my minds eye, but they were.

And got knocked away by SWK for that. But it's all good later. So many stories shared.

Seeing how the Long-Armed/Connected Arms Gibbon is apparently able to quote "Seize the sun and the moon, Shorten a thousand mountains, Distinguish the auspicious from the inauspicious, And manipulate planets and stars." It would be easy assume they're probably an extremely powerful astral creature.

Meanwhile ol' Red-Buttocked Horse Monkey/Baboon is just; "Has knowledge of yin and yang, Understands human affairs, Is adept in its daily life And able to avoid death and lengthen its life." which is just being socially aware.

It would be hilarious if they were the OG troublemakers, like even to a degree that the Buddha had to step in. Probably drove the last few Celestial Emperors nuts with how much nonesense they got up to. Sun Wukong and Macaque may have even known them as when they were very young. Eventually they just went on vacation to a different galaxy and never came back (and all of the Realms sighed with relief). They likely chill amongst the stars along with banished/exiled Celestial Beings - Princess Zhinu and her family to name a few. This doesn't mean that they don't still cause trouble for Earth however.

Gibbon: "Hey Babs! Look at this little guy!" *holds out an angry-looking lump of cosmic energy* Baboon: "Hmm. Looks like a piece of Hundun left over from when the Heavens and Earth were one in the same, Gibs." Gibbon: "...wanna see how far I can chuck it?" :3 Baboon: "Aim for China, I wanna see if it'll causes a ruckus for the new divine Emperor." Gibbon: *winds up the energy lump like a baseball and chucks it*

*Many years later in the Celestial Realm* Lao Tzu, looking through a telescope: "...oh damn. I should tell the Emperor about that weird comet coming straight towards Earth."

I love the mental image of the Gibbon and Baboon moving like rubberhose cartoon characters - the long arms on Gibbon and the legs on Baboon just moving like they're Cuphead NPCs. Maybe so many eons in deep space does that to your movements. Meanwhile poor SWK and Mac are terrified.

#long armed gibbon #red buttocked horse monkey #journey to the west #lmk #lego monkie kid #the monkey king and the infant #the monkey king and the infant au #lmk mystic monkeys #gif warning #lmk the other celestial primates #lmk character ideas #lmk gibbon #lmk baboon #lmk backstory hcs

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nerdytextileartist · 10 months

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Incorrect Quotes- DC Comics Edition #9

Garth: Well, Dick, here you are. You say nobody cares about you? What do you say now?

Dick: Oh! From Barbara. Good ol' Babs. The only person I can always count on. "Dear Dick, when I heard of your death, it made me realize you don't know what you have till you've lost it. So I'm back in Gotham with Black Canary. Love, Barbara." Now that is the most insensitive thing I have ever heard.

Roy: "P.S. I am taking the dog."

Dick: It doesn't say that.

Roy: I know. I made that part up.

Garth: Roy, why are you always trying to aggravate everyone?

Roy: To relax.

#roy harper #dc comics #teen titans #incorrect quotes #dc #incorrect dc quotes #dick grayson #garth of shayeris #tempest dc #nightwing #arsenal #source: golden girls #barbara gordon #oracle

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zeroducks-2 · 1 year

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If you're still doing the ship thing, I saw a fanart of them so barbara/dinah?

I am still doing it! Keep feeling free to ask about any ship (or reblog the ship game yourself, it's here!) As for dinahbabs,

I ship it!

What made you ship it? Listen. I love female friendship and sisterhood and sisters-in-arms and galpals and confidants and soul-sisters. I do. But there is nothing polite or heterosexual when it comes to this

Or this

And especially this

This happens in Birds of Prey #21 btw, and I recommend it cause it's a good ol fun read (hard to admit but fucking Chuck Dixon could write decent stories)

So, yeah. I don't even like Barbara and I am not the biggest fan of Dinah, but LOOK AT THEM.

What are your favorite things about the ship? The fact that I manage to tolerate Babs only when she's around other female characters lol. No but really, it's not Barbara's fault but she gets handled by Men™ who write her to be either the token female character or the token love interest of the main man (who changes from story to story - I think she had a pass with all the batboys AND Bruce and honestly fuck off yall at DC Central have no shame).

But around Dinah and the other birds of prey she really shines, she can be a badass and vulnerable at the same time without having to be The Love Interest whose affection saves/motivates the hero, or a Girlboss with no perceived flaws because that's how writers at DC Central think a strong female character acts.

She is allowed to be herself for herself, and a relationship with Dinah doesn't go against that in any way. For as much as Tom Taylor makes Dick say that Babs is his best friend and yada yada, he also only makes Dick talk exclusively about himself in regards to Babs, which paints a real sad picture of a man who "loves" this woman just because he feels validated by her in his Man Things.

While Dinah and Babs' become friends slowly and FOR REAL, getting to know each other in a way which is simply not there when they put a male character around Barbara. And beside everything, if you look at their relationship as a slow burn romance it's really frickin cute.

Also, lesbians. We stan lesbians in this household.

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship? Probably the fact that I ship this while not really liking Babs is already pretty unpopular lol

#thanks for asking anon #my asks #ask game #dinahbabs #this turned into dickbabs slander lol #I have nothing against dickbabs per se but the way Taylor writes them makes me want to gauge my own eyes sorry

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Witch of the Week - PT.1

PT 1 of Miniseries

Parings: Dean Winchester x reader, Sam Winchester x platonic!reader

Summary: W.O.T.W.

A night of celebrating your latest hunt turns upside down when you meet a handsome stranger at a bar, to your surprise, you would reunite not even 15 hours later at a crime scene. After the inevitable team up, things get heated between y/n and Dean.

Word Count: 4680

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“Ugh” you awoke clutching your pulsing head; the aroma of fresh coffee and last nights tequila shots filled your nostrils.

“Finally, I thought you were going to sleep in all day” your friend Maria snickered as she threw a water bottle to your side and opened the nearest window “You smell like shit, get the fuck up and shower, your stinkin up the house”

Smiling softly as you swing your legs to sit up, you shove your middle finger in Maria’s direction and slowly make your way to the bathroom, “Made any breakfast with all that energy?” you retort.

“Duh Its on the stove, hurry up, my shift starts soon” she stated as she swung her hospital ID badge on her neck.

As the warm water hits your skin you can’t help but to relive the thoughts from last nights encounter at the bar. You and Maria had hit the bar hard celebrating a simple and deathless case a 10/10 in your books honestly. 8 years into hunting 3 years solo, and you made a point to celebrate any and every little win you get.

“Cheers” you exclaimed in unison, shooting back your 5th shot of the night you felt a surge of energy rush through your body. As you turned to scope the bar, you locked eyes with a tall green eyed man that caused a hitch in your breath. Opting for a smirk from the unknown man in return.

Flushed with anticipation of your potential trouble for the night, you slyly turned to inform your friend of your departure. However... she had intended on doing the same, which unfortunately, involved a plus one for you. Being the best friend that you are, you quickly ignored the pull to go after the green eyed man across the bar and turned your energy to the men in front of you. “Y/N/N this is Fernando and Steve” seeing Maria’s clutch on Fernando, you quickly gathered Steve would be your entertainment for the night. Both men were alluring standing tall around 6ft with beautiful dark smiles on their faces. You shot your friend a nod for approval once you truly started to take Steve in; Dirty blonde, blue eyes, and a chiseled frame poking out from his tight white shirt. You were going to be jussst fine.

“Hi there” Steve offered his hand. “Ooo a formal man” you exclaimed – Something sober you would’ve probably just thought and not blurted out, but he seems to like the half disinterested vibe you're putting out. – “I’m Y/N, what brings you out tonight?”

“Doesn’t matter what brought me out seeing now I’ve just met you” a sly smirk grew on your face as he whispered in your ear. You scoff dragging him to the dance floor not wanting to continue with meaningless chit chat.

by song 4? 5? Whichever it was, you were both moving as one sultry and (hopefully) tasteful mess; you broke off to catch some air. Steve was a blast but it was too much to take him outside on the off chance that he would get the wrong idea. Plus a tipsy smoke break of your vape was 10x better when you were by yourself. As the cool air danced over your skin, your eyes took in your surroundings, a jet black old muscle car caught your attention. You were never that into cars but you could appreciate it, plus it reminded you of the first car your dad had, long before the days of the good ol 'minivan.

Taking a few steps to admire the vehicle you started to hear soft steps in the gravel behind you. That’s all it took for you to sober up and start to reach in your jeans for your knife, slipping it ever so carefully into your sleeve for easy access. Keeping the guise that you were checking out the car you turned your body to the side and whistled low. “Like what you see” a deep voice hums from your peripheral. “Haven't seen a baby like this in a long time” you stated as you turned your attention to the man, quickly recognizing him as the hottie from the beginning of the night.

Judging from the smile on his face he remembered you too. Little did you know, he’s been watching you all night - taking in how carefree and effortlessly tantalizing you moved. “You’ve seen this car before” the man clearly interested if you’ve crossed paths before.

“Looks like one my dad used to have, remember some crazy rides in the back of that thing” you beamed tucking your hands in your pockets still clutching your handy little knife.

He subtly approached arm now resting on the impala. You stood your ground near the rear.

“You from around here?” the man inquired.

“Not really, and neither are you I bet”

“Why’s that'' he stated.

“Cause, with a car like that – and a face like that” you pointed as the green eyed man smiled, “I deefffinitely would’ve seen you before” the bold statement rolled off your tongue smoother than your drunk mind cared to stop it.

“Dean we’ve got a ca..” a deep voice slices through the tension from across the lot. Heavy boots and a large figure clears the distance in no time, stopping to speak once he sees your head poke out from behind Dean. “oh. i. uh. sorry De, we’ve got a call from uh Jody.” The man fumbles on his words and ‘Deans’ features stiffen ever so slightly but not letting it change the way he looked at you. If you weren't paying attention like you always did, you just might’ve missed it. Thus. prompting you to exit left before the mystery man you now identified as Dean had a chance to properly introduce himself or reply to your come on- “Welp, see you around then Dean” you let his name roll off your tongue as you walked away. “Take care of that car yeah” you turned to wink at him still stuck in his spot as he watched you walk away noticing you slip something into your back pocket. “Making new friends” Sam taunted his brother as you entered the bar taking one last puff from your vape. “Would’ve if it weren’t for -- shit -- didn't even get her name” Dean shrugs still watching you as he enters the car “So what's up with Jo”

Making your way back to your friend Maria you're ready to pick back up where you left off with Steve, that is until you're met with her sad eyes as she peers at her phone. “What's wrong” you asked with creased eyebrows as you shot a look to Fernando and Steve “UGHH Y/N! My surgery got pushed to the morning shift” Maria pouted and put the final nail in for the night. Yeah Steve was hot, but there was no way you would leave your friend for some guy you barely spoke to... You took down Steve’s number and gave him a quick kiss on the cheek before you left. He even made sure you two were safe to get home and waited with you for the uber like the gentleman he is.

Lucky for you Maria was just finishing up breakfast as you strolled out of the guest room y/h/c still damp wetting your top. She was one of your best friends since you met in middle school and you never felt like a guest in her house when you crashed in-between hunts, but there was always one rule any time you were in the house together you had to have ‘actual meals for once’. Your rule in return was to prepare her on how to defend herself and teach her any new supernatural warding you picked up. Your friendship was a nice touch of homelife that most hunters don’t get the chance to experience.. But this is usually short lived, after a night of celebrating a case closed... your phone started ringing with the next one up to bat.

Your hunter friend Bonnie called you from a case 60 miles away from your location in dire need of some backup. Out of everyone in the community you were her go to and she was yours. Approaching hunting like a seedy tinder date, you’d check in and share locations on hunts. This time around she was hunting some nasty dark arts witch and ended up in the hospital after she finally caught up to it.

You said your bittersweet goodbye to Maria as you grabbed your keys and hit the road. 60 miles would fly like a breeze after a hearty to-go breakfast from your bsf and your Spotify playlist playing all your hype mixes.

Meeting up with Bonnie in the hospital was like a kick in the teeth. She looked BAD. Whatever shit she's mixing you into this time isn't going to be a one and one kind of stich. She gave you a quick lowdown on the POS plus the key to her motel, for the rest of the evidence. Bonnie squeezed your hand tight before you left “Be careful Y/N/N” all you could do is offer a knowing smile in response and lay down some protection wards.

As you unloaded into the motel your scanner app alerts of death nearby with the same M.O. of your witch on the run. Prompting to go after the lead you slap on your fed suit. Cops were reluctant as usual, but you quickly pushed them out to thoroughly comb the scene in peace. The right confidence and badge could open any doors.

John Doe was nailed to the wall with their heart torn out of their chest and tongue cut out. Not your typical witch run being more gory than usual, with odd markings on the chest. None that look similar from what you’ve encountered but you would have to compare it to Bonnie's notes when you get back.

Still yet to search for any hex bags or supernatural mojo; you hear heavy steps and whispered tones from the entrance. Hiding your phone ready to scold some two bit deputies, you’re met with a familiar and confused face “Mornin Detectives” you spit out with a condescending tone and a sly smile.

. .

Dean quickly wipes the confused look on his face as he tries to analyze how to approach the situation. The other man simply scans the room focusing on the facade.

“Morning” “Didn't know they put anyone else on this case” a tight lipped smile and serious response from the friendly giant. “I'm agent Kline this is agent Roberts”

Y/N smirks at the attempt “hmm you don't look like a Dean Roberts” you motion. “I’d prefer real names and what information you have on this case” Although you can spot a hunters facade from a mile away, you offer a chance for the men to clock you and speed up the process.

Dean finally perks up “Sam. Dean. Winchester. Only got a hunch. Your turn” Sam looks puzzled but accepts the events unfolding in front of him, offering you a quick smile and the smallest nod.

“Body popped up before I had a chance to look into this case. Only got the cliff notes from a friend in bad shape, was going to compare to what I gathered from here” Loving this refreshingly cut and dry retort “Cards on the table” you state as you lean back.

“Would you be open to sharing?” Sam asks.

“The sooner we get this piece of shit the better. Plus I don't appreciate the whole Bloody Valentine approach to murder. You can follow me to my motel after we're done here”

Sam and Dean share a look, Sam opening his tight lipped smile to speak “Works for me… uh” “Y/N” you state. “Now have you guys ever seen anything like this” you said blissfully unaware of just which pair of men you’ve encountered.

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The ride back to the motel was brief and it just so happened the brothers already knew how to get there.. Since they were staying a measly 3 doors down. You wonder how you managed to miss them when you arrived but knew this case would be a lot smoother with backup close by.

Deans the first one to speak when you all meet up outside of your cars.

“Alright before we go in. I’m gonna need to change out of this fed suit.” Tugging on his collar and walking away.

“See you in 15”

“Fine by me”

Leggings and an oversized tee beats a suit any day. With extra time on your hands you have a chance to make the motel look decent enough for company. AKA hide the clothes you threw on the bathroom floor.

A gentle but firm knock sounds in your ears. Jumping up from the table where you laid out the evidence you’re excited to share what you’ve found with the boys.

“Hey. Any of you know why our witch of the week is carving Greek symbols into our vics?”

“Not really my thing” Dean states as he slides by you and gestures to his brother.

“Greek? Huh” Sam brows furrowed as he starts a tangent of the possible connections. You clearly see the more valuable brother for intel as you shut the door.

30 minutes pass and you are sure the carvings are related to the Greek god Eros but can’t find a single reason why the tongue or heart was cut out. Sam huffs as he throws down another stack of Bonnie's files.

“There's nothing here. This doesn't make any sense.” he groans as he runs his fingers through his hair.

“Dude calm down, something has to be here” his brother tries to offer some support.

“No Dean, maybe he’s right. The only people who would understand is the witch or freaking Eros” The boys share a look just as your phone rings. As you excuse yourself from the table the guys continue chatting in hushed tones”

“Hey Y/N/N, its Steve from last night.. I uh hope this isn't a bad time for you”

“Oh Hi! No.. I'm free. just surprised to hear from you” Moreso how he got your number, you don't remember giving it to him or why this man you've barely spoken to would want to start now. You took his number down for this exact reason. So you wouldn't get any surprised calls unless you initiated it.

“Yeah, I kind of convinced Maria to have it after I didn't hear back from you last night.”

Pushy. But the sweet tone of his voice tells you his intentions are pure which make you blush. It's been a while since you’ve had a guy care. Or rather one that you would let care about you. Hunting and dating don't tend to mix well so you opt for the occasional hook-up where you promise to call them the next day but then ‘lose’ their number. But this feels different. He feels different. You have.. hope? Shooting a glance at the men in front of you, your met with Deans hard stare, quickly you regain your composure and muster a response.

“Yeah well a work emergency kind of took me out of town for the next couple of days, haven't really had a chance to breathe”

“You sound like you need a break doll”

—a few minutes pass as you indulge yourself with Steve before you're brought back to reality.

“Y/N, glad to hear catching up with your boy-toy but Sammy’s got a lead. Could you wrap it up.”

You roll your eyes at the comment but choose to cut off the convo with Steve… that is after you promised to grab drinks with the charmer when you get back to town. Beaming from your brief call with the Greek god of your own you join the boys back at the table.

“So, what do we’ve got”

“Well, you gave us an idea. Not sure if it was on purpose but it still got me thinking. We could ask Eros himself. It's super easy and only requires a few things from the store” enthusiasm dripping out of every word Sam offered.

“You sure it’ll work?”

“It's worth a try” Dean finally chips in as dry as could be.

“I'm going to head out to the store to pick up the stuff, but get this, you need a man and a woman to recite the spell simultaneously. That's probably why all the vics have been male.”

Satisfied with his findings he opens up the spells for you and Dean to study while he pops out to the store. After a few minutes of looking over the spell you asked Dean if he wanted to practice saying it in unison; to your luck you got it on your first try, still repeating another 2x to make sure it wasn't a fluke.

“Beer” you suggested to Dean.

He gave you a knowing nod and you made your way from the fridge.

“So.. didn't peg you for a hunter last night” he started.

“Reallly” you chuckled as you took a swig of the cold drink. “You need to pay better attention then Winchester; was holding a weapon once you made your way over to me”

“Ah, I knew I saw you slip sumtin’ in your back pocket”

“While you were checking me out? Interesting” A playful smile spread across your face as you teased.

Red crept up Deans neck as he laughed at such an accusation.

“Sweetheart, the only thing getting checked out last night was my car. I guess captain America at the bar was too much for you so you had to run away huh?”

Well if you didn't think he was checking you out before, you definitely did now. For someone so short of words, he sure did know how to choke on em. You could’ve let it slide and ignore the blatant comment that confirmed he was checking you out. But you live for the drama.

Offering a low hum before you speak “Oh you noticed him. Shame really, there was a guy at the other end of the bar who looked more my type but then I got twisted into entertaining him for my friend.” a sinister smile briefly on your face as you take a sip of your beer. Carefully watching Dean as he tries to contain himself. He's enjoying this just as much as you.

Parting his soft lips to reply, he's cut off with the sound of Sam cock-block Winchester entering fresh from the store. Mentally cursing to yourself as this is the second time your bold comments go unretaliated. Finishing your beer you accept your fate and lend Sammy a helping hand as he lays out everything you need for the spell to work.

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“…βγείτε μπροστά” “…βγείτε μπροστά” [come forth]

Light fades in front of the group as a figure makes its way over. A tall shirtless man.. women?.. Figure seems to scramble in front.

“εραστές γιατί με φωνάζετε [lovers, why do you call upon me]” a deep a soulful voice makes its way to your ears before your able to take in the figure in front of you, a tall shirtless man with chiseled abs, a jawline fit for a god and the face to match. As the boys are happy to see the plan worked Sam's attempts to translate, you on the other hand are trying to remember the task at hand as the God steps closer and makes you feel hot all over.

“θέλετε να συλλάβετε [do you wish to conceive]” he whispers near your ear lustfully, taking in both you and your spell partner. You can't help but blush and squeeze your legs together absentmindedly, he's a god you think, the god of sex and desire, he must be secreting some sort of pheromones in the air. Y/N chill out. Your thoughts betray your actions as you peel your eyes of the God to look over at Dean, wrong move. He takes in a shaky breath as he shifts in his jeans. As the god slowly circles around the two of you like prey. You reach out to Dean's arm in an attempt to stabilize yourself. The contact sent waves of fire throughout your body and by the way your eyes locked, you could say the feeling was mutual.

“Samm..” you croak out with strain, resulting in Dean to push his side closer to you. Sweat beading from your foreheads as you both fight the urge to keep composure and ignore the growing heat in your bellies.

Sam attempts to explain the situation in the gods native tongue, causing the Eros to move closer to him and more importantly away from you. 3 steps was all it took for you and Dean to feel like you could breathe again, sharing a knowing glance and separating. Although it wasn't enough as you took it upon yourself to move farther away to get something, anything, to drink. As if things couldn't get weirder, when you turned back around from grabbing a drink the chiseled man who caused such a disturbance in the room was no longer there. Replaced by a woman in white who seemed to be casting a troubling effect on the pair of brothers.

“Geez could you tone down the sex appeal Eros” was all you managed to say before the God made its way over to you changing forms once again “κανένα πρόβλημα αγάπη [no problem love]” he stated as he ran a finger down your cheek. You find yourself leaning into the touch as it sends bolts of electricity through your body. But once you open your eyes you find that Eros did indeed ‘tone it down’ allowing you to breathe in their presence. “Good, now do you speak English by any chance” you hoped – Greek sounded hot but you'd rather not rely on google translate to solve your issues.

“What is it you need, my doll? I do not know of this witch you speak of. Or the methods of mutilation, sounds more like something of interest for my father”

“But she's been casting the same spell we just did” Sam questions as you inch your way closer to the boys and away from the sex god, testing if they will change into another form the further you get.

“My love, ingredients are nothing without heart and heat”

“You mean ‘cause Blair witch forced the vics into the spell it wouldn't make it on your radar”

Just as you thought, the closet Eros was to someone would affect the form they took on. In the blink of an eye a woman's hand brushed over Dean's forearm “precisely” she smiled up to the eldest Winchester. A goofy expression took over his face as he slowly pushed off the y/h/t God, looking between you and Sam.

Eros took it upon themself to make its way over to sit by you [seeing as you were the one most open] as the chiseled man sat down, you noticed their eyes were no longer brown when he first appeared, no, now it's turning into a very distinctly familiar shade of green. Being on the other side of the room had its advantage as the boys would not be unable to see the change. Was this the reason Dean had distanced himself from Eros? How exactly does Eros choose what form or features to take on? A familiar fire warms your insides as the affectionate Greek God makes contact while you're lost in thought.

“I am merely a lover, my doll. What can I do for you now?” you continue to chat with Eros as the brothers brainstorm far away from Eros’s lustful effect.

“Can you tell when the witch tries to call on you?”

“Hmm.. I have felt an unusual pinch in my body in the past moon”

“You..your heart or tongue?!”

“Yes, my love. As well as my chest. It is the smallest pinch and then nothing” Eros states as he guides your hand along his chest mimicking his words. Keeping your hand over his heart Eros starts to lean in taking in your features “πανεμορφη [beautiful]” a heat rises inside you once again. Your heart beating out of your chest as you close the distance between you meeting the gods soft and welcoming lips before he devours you with the swipe of his tongue. You're not sure if it's him or his powers but you're ready to pounce on his lap - “woah. woah. woah.” a voice attempts to pull you out of your trance. Not bothering to find out who it was, you maintained your battle with Eros’s tongue, that was until someone physically tugs you out of it. Electricity fades the further you are pulled apart. Dean looked down at you like you were mad “the hell Y/N” he said with a twisted look in his eyes. Unbeknownst to him, the other hand no longer hovered over the male version of Eros, but rather a version who looked similar to yourself. The version who maintained to stay out of your sight but still in your grasp as you all stood connected, Eros whispered in the Winchester's ear falling under Eros’s spell, Dean leaned in, crashing his lips into them as y/h/c filled his hands. Something pulsed through you as Eros and Dean kissed. It was too much and it took every ounce of energy to break away and not join. While you stumbled away your head spined as it filled with vivid thoughts of you and Dean. Blinking the thoughts away, you were finally able to hear Sam, someone who you forgot about entirely for the past 5 minutes and apparently the person who's been trying to reverse the spell to send Eros back to wherever he came from. Not wanting to fall for the spell - you joined Sam's attempt.

“..ΕΠΙΣΤΡΟΦΗ” [Return] Sam and you screamed the final part of the reversal. Right before Dean was going to mount Eros right in front of the two of you. “Thank fuck” Sam slumped into a nearby chair. Dean fell on top of the bed surprised to see the lack of person underneath him and you, well you, were as beat as Sam and confused as to what the hell transpired since it was now dark outside. “How long was this going on Sam?” You shot a concerned look over at the spent Winchester.

“Way too fucking long. De you ok?”

“Oof never better” Dean now sitting up on the bed, holding his head in his hands.

“Well.. i think now's a good time to call it a night right?” you were [to no surprise] left hot and horny after the whole encounter with Eros. The last thing you need is to continue the night in that condition.

“Yeah, we’ll call you in the mornin’ to start on another lead. Goodnight Y/N” Sam jumped up heading towards the door. Poor boy, you had no idea how long he was trying to get you or his brother out of the spell. Sam couldn't get out of that room any faster and assumed/didn’t care his brother would follow suit, he needed to rest. Bad. His brother on the other hand, was still on your bed, head in hands and labored breath. Prompting you to instinctually rub his back “what's wrong” he stiffens at the touch.

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A/N

- Hi pls send thoughts ty lol -

y/h/t = Your Hair Type

PT 2 - OTW

#Dean Winchester x reader #dean winchester #dean #sam winchester x platonic!reader #supernatural #spn #dean x y/n #dean x you #dean winchester x y/n

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kiliinstinct · 2 years

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someone could have asked this previously but do you have any hcs or ideas for lgbt ships? I am a grayke lover like you and would love to know!!

Well, I've done some Grayke Headcanons before, and you can find those at [this post.] But lemme see if I can think up some more!

Canajane: Cana confesses first, but it takes a good long while because no one ever really knows what Cana is thinking. (does she date men as often as she says? does she like men? women? who knows? she seems pretty open to anything, but no one's ever SEEN her actually out on the dating scene all that much.) She finally confesses when she gets tired of hearing people spread rumors about Laxus and Mirajane, and is very happy when Mirajane admits she's not even attracted to men. (A fact Laxus already knew, but kept secret as it wasn't his to tell.)

Fraxus: Freed takes the lead a lot more often than one might think. It comes naturally to him after leading The Raijinshuu for so long and Laxus is happy being able to trust Freed enough to just let it happen. But their business is their business, so it doesn't get shared often.

Lisanna: Ever the chaotic asexual who likes to tease and join in on pranks, has turned down more offers for dates than she can count because she really doesn't want anything physical with people and they always have to make it about that why... (I may be projecting a little here, but shh.) May also be Aromantic, but the jury is still out on that. (Even Lisanna doesn't know. If anyone asks she's just gonna shrug.)

Eflman: Trans. What's manlier than a selfmade man. (as said by @phoenix-before-the-flame) He knew what he was since he was very young, and while it scared and confused him to bring it up at first, the way both sisters immediately called him by his chosen name and pronouns filled him with so much joy. (No wonder he immediately wanted to learn take over so Mirajane didn't have to be alone. He wanted to do for her what she'd done for him.) No one remembers who Elfman "used" to be anymore and he couldn't be happier. (and when Evergreen eventually found out, she stopped harping on him about his "be a man" speeches as much and would often say it to him instead, just to watch his face light up. But shh, don't tell anyone.) Natsu: DemiRomantic and DemiSexual. This gremlin is the Demi of all Demis. Romance? Don't think about it until he's already neck deep in feels for someone and by then it's just confusing and overwhelming so time to pretend that's not there. Sexuality? Can he eat that? (In a non sex way thank you very much.) Sure, the jokes and the fantasies come out the more he ends up liking someone, but he'd much rather a good ole brawl over the horizontal tango any day. (That and who dances horizontally? That's weird. What? What do you mean that's not what that means? Crap.)

Hisui and Yukino: They're shy babs who don't know what to do with their feelings or where to even begin expressing them. Especially since they don't see each other often, but Hisui certainly has felt things for Yukino since she first laid eyes on her and it sometimes leaves her feeling restless and annoyed that she's stuck in Crocus Castle all the time. (Being a Princess is full of too many duties to be running about on dates, after all.) Yukino is more oblivious and while she thinks Hisui is gorgeous and a wonderful leader, she doesn't understand why the Princess Blushes so much when they're around each other.

Stingue: He has moments of gay panic around Rogue more than one might think. He can't help it. The soft smiles Rogue gives just makes his heart stutter and he forgets how words work half the time. Please don't tell Rogue, the shadow slayer would NEVER let him live it down.

Frosch: No ship but.. they're enby. It's canon. No one can convince me otherwise.

I'm sure I can think up some more, but I don't wanna make this post too long. I may write more later. Thanks for asking, @newgeht !

#Kili Answers #lgbt headcanons #fairy tail #fairy tail lgbt headcanons #canajane #fraxus #elfgreen #transelfman #hisuixyukino #deminatsu #stingue #i know i didn't mention ships for like #two on here #but uh #any ship could fit with natsu in a way #so #pick a character and go ;)#ace lisanna #possibly aroace lisanna

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fuyunoakegata · 1 year

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Day 18: Nightwing by Chuck Dixon or Nightwing by Tom Taylor

That is actually a harder question for me than you realize, because I don't want to say Dixon. I far preferred Nightwing comics then, BUT... you can start seeing Dixon's political views creeping in.

I'm going to climb up on my soapbox for a bit. And I understand if you don't want to read or reblog this one

One of the comics I always see people hold up as a prime example of just how good Dixon is and how well he can write the Batboys is Nightwing 25, The Boys, aka the train surfing issue. And I'll admit, I like the idea of Dick taking Tim train surfing and brotherly bonding, etc. But if you re-read it, you'll see Tim slut-shames Dick for "having had several girlfriends". Except some of the names he has Tim bring up weren't even people Dick dated (like Donna).

Dixon tried so hard to demonize the idea of characters having sex that it came across as homoerotic subtext, which got him even more angry, because he's homophobic 😑

Now, I know this particular example isn't Dick Grayson, but it definitely gets the point across... Dinah and Babs, from Birds of Prey 21.

Want to hear how Dixon told the artist (Butch Guice) about how to draw this particular scene?

PANEL FOUR Canary crouches and holds Oracle to her. Oracle is curled in a fetal position and dripping wet. The more drama you can squeeze from this the better. We’re going for The Pieta as opposed to anything that HINTS of the sexual. This scene is apparently RIPE for misinterpretation (or OVERinterpretation.) by some of our readers.

I'll let you Google his comments on Don't Ask, Don't Tell. Or his association writing with Vox Day on Alt-Hero. Or how SJWs are injecting politics into comics. Actually, no, wait. I've got that one bookmarked still. Or how he was blacklisted by DC due to his political views (hint: he wasn't, also, he self described his political affiliation as "far to the right of Genghis Khan"). Or his association with Comicsgate.

While I do appreciate him writing a disabled yet still kick-ass Babs, Steph didn't fare nearly as well at his hands: he writes Tim constantly judging her, lecturing her that abortion would be wrong. Dixon makes it very obvious Tim, such a morally upstanding young hero, absolutely could NOT be the father of Stephanie's child.

More recently, Dixon made comments about the revelation that Tim is now bi.

"But by introducing the idea that a character is gay or bisexual, you are introducing the sexual aspects of it. You are saying the word and I just don’t think it has a place. I know kids don’t really read these things anymore and they’re written for adults, but it just seems like a weird way to go. In a medium filled with characters who run around in masks, and capes, and boots, it just seems to approach the fetishistic to explore their sexuality in any way. Even just to hint at it. Which I imagine is what this comic is doing. It’s simply hinting at what might happen in between the panels or in between issues. So I don’t see any point to it"

This from the same Dixon who wrote Birds of Prey 8, which arguably led to Dick and Babs later coming together as a couple. If writing a character as bi or gay is introducing sexuality into the story, isn't writing a character as heterosexual doing that as well?

There are things I loved about that era of comics that we absolutely don't get now. But the more I re-read the older stories, I wonder how much we ignored or forgot and just remembered fondly as the good ole days with rose tinted glasses...

So I guess my ultimate answer is Tomasi 😁

Editing to make perfectly clear:

You're allowed to read who you want; I'm not saying you can't enjoy Chuck Dixon stories; heck, I regularly re-read several of them. I'm just saying sometimes it's good to know where someone is coming from, because their views can seep into the story, so being aware of any biases they have so you can notice them and how they can impact the story is important.

Dixon didn't like anything he considered sexual promiscuity, so he retconned Bruce as never having actually slept with any of the many women he's portrayed with in his playboy persona (all those women were embarrassed that he didn't sleep with them specifically, so they unwittingly all propped up that fiction that he did for all these years).

See how that changes things?

See how the train conversation with Dick and Tim comes across? Or his treatment of Stephanie here and in the Robin comics?

It's the JK Rowling argument. Enjoy what stories you want, but be aware of the beliefs lurking beneath the surface.

#31dod #31dod2023 #day 18 #anti chuck dixon rant #which im slightly sorry for but incapable of not giving

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snowfadings · 4 months

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meet my stuffies !! ── ♡

🌿tucker - (he/him) my babiest baby boy :] i will probably post so many pics of him n plan to get him so many clothes + a paci (note: pls be careful going 2 this acc but the post itself is safe!) tucker is a bab frog ♡ 🌸amelia - (she/her) my hugmallow !! she is a pink cheetah ! i got her for myself for my birthday a few years ago !! 🍂dune - (they/them) oh my babyyyy i love dune so somuch they are one of my favorite babies 2 cuddle with <3 they r a little baby goat plush! ❄️gerard / g - (he/they) lol u can probably guess who this baby is named after :'] they r a little penguin i got from an aquarium !

🐘ezra - (they/them) an elephant ! such a good road trip buddy 🪻milkshake - (they/she) a v little cow w/ purple spots & a bandana. this baby holds soso much sentimental value for me i love her <3 🍞good ol' banjo mcsquiggle - (he/him) if any of u play or ever played toontown u may remember the silly name generator, that's how i picked this guys name :] i wanna make or buy a bowtie for him! he is also a goat like dune, but slightly bigger ☁️pocket lint - (it/its) hehe this name was for fun but stuck. another goat but even smaller than dune !! i swear there's a reason for the goat theme 🫧toby - (they/them) pretty shiny owl w sequins ! their sequins r reversible, one side is white n the other is iridescent !! ☕todd - (he/him) rottweiler plush w/ a little easter bunny headband! 💕baby - (she/her) grey schnauzer w/ a valentine's day themed bandana <3 💧tuna - (she/they) o she is so so cute n cozy n comforting. little blue and white purrito :] 🍏nash - (he/him) weighted dino plushie !! such a calming little guy 🦎flannery - (he/him) bearded dragon fuzzamallow, so so soft 🐳laslow - (he/him) beluga whale squishmallow ! he is such a good stuffy to cuddle with !! 🦄mystic - (she/her) unicorn beanie baby :]🦇diego - (all pronouns bc i said so!!!) skelanimal bat :] !!! my other babiest boy 🦥dangler - (he/him) beanie boo sloth, was gifted him for my birthday a few years ago :] 🩵taffy - (she/her) light blue easter themed bunny ☃️dasher - (he/him) jus a little reindeer guy ! 🐮winston - (any pronouns) little cream colored cow w/ some brown spots on their head 🐢franklin - (he/him) yes he is a sea turtle not a regular turtle but either way he is a turtle so i named him franklin ! he's a sea turtle beanie boo 🐯tiggy - (she/her) tiger beanie boo w green eyes and inner ears, she's so cute :']

+ bonus: lps customs !! 🐈misha - (she/her) siamese kitty w tiger pajamas she is just a little baby .. my love <3 🌈sherbet - (she/they) rainbow bear w beautiful glittery eyes i will try to keep the list updated as much as i can !!

#winters babies #sfw agere #sfw agere blog #sfw age regression #sfw agere community #agere community

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golden--doodler · 9 months

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Hello dear! I’m here to ask what are some of your wilder headcanons? Like maybe this has no basis in canon (or just a shred of a basis) but you still believe it wholeheartedly? For any fandom you want!

An ask? For little ol’ me? 🥺

Thank you so much, Babs!

Okay, one of my wilder Bob’s Burgers headcanons that might have been debunked by canon and doesn’t have much basis in canon is that whether she’s aware of it or not, Linda is surprisingly good with math and numbers!

I just came up with this when I was bored one day, because the first method she used to remember her and Bob’s anniversary was the fact that nine is divisible by three.The reason I say this might have been debunked by canon is because in the movie, she tells Gene she really winged it on his math homework. Also, whenever a math problem needs solving, she tends to yell out four for no reason.

Despite that, in my heart, she’s great with numbers. Not to mention the fact that she has this whole crazy system with banks so the family can pay the bills, so she has to be at least somewhat good with math, right? I just really like the idea of the family needing to solve some complex math problem for some reason, and Linda is able to solve it in her head in two seconds, and she’s like “Why’s everyone staring at me like that? It was pretty easy.”

Another random, kind of wild headcanon that I think I’ve mentioned at least once before is that Gene not only inherited Bob’s love of food, but movies, too! I like to believe he becomes a total film buff like Bob. But he enjoys super strange, artsy, perhaps even foreign films. He gets confused by them but thinks they’re amazing. He can spout off facts on obscure movies on a whim. No one will have any idea what he’s referencing, but he doesn’t care, he’s just having a good time. Bob, however, will know what he’s referencing, and be super happy.

Bob was able to scrape up enough money to take him to a foreign film festival once, and they had the best time. Gene sometimes has trouble keeping up with subtitles on occasion, so Bob helped him out by whispering to him some of the lines he missed. Gene got so inspired that he attempted to make a film much like the ones he saw at the festival, but it was atrocious. Borderline unwatchable. Bob still loved it, though. (This is partially based off Me And Earl And The Dying Girl, but I tried putting my own spin on it).

Okay, final one (because I’ve got to cut myself off somewhere), I like to believe that when Louise was a baby, she went missing one night, and everyone panicked, especially Bob and Linda. They kept thinking they were bad parents for losing her. It got to the point where they almost called the police to start a search, but they eventually found her hiding in one of the cupboards.

As it turns out, she was just being mischievous (and also thought they were playing hide and seek). They didn’t let her out of their sights for a long time. That scare caused Gene in particular to warm up to Louise after initially being jealous of all the attention she was getting as the new baby of the family (the whole “Gene initially being jealous of Louise” idea comes from @jimmypestojr).

#asks #linda is good at math! it’s true in my heart #i thought bob understanding gene’s obscure movie references and appreciating them would be wholesome #also louise absolutely would be a mischievous baby #from the womb she caused a lot of anxiety but also she made things around the house a lot more interesting

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wench-and-jezebel · 10 months

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Red, White, and Royal Blue Reaction:

Jezebel (@typicalopposite) and Wench (@scripted-downfall) react

J: Whooooop whooooop!

W: And now we begin the film that has had my react partner cheating on me for a week I mean what

J: ☠️☠️☠️☠️ No, no, is true. This has been my whole personality

W: Believe me, I'm aware

– – –

J: Not Alex “yucking her yum” over this wedding

W: Translation: "I'm smitten, Nora, dear, and utterly annoyed about it"

J: Bea!!

J: Alex buddy just say you have a crush

W: To be fair, his criticisms aren't like they were in the book. They're not ugh he's too perfect and gently chivalrous and I must poke anymore :(

J: Buddy #2 just say you have a crush

W: Bruh, what was that greeting, Alex?

J: Oh, boy. Oh, this will go well!

W: I'm preemptively cringing over this cake and what is about to happen

J: Right?

J: Men and their obsession with height

W: Henry looks so shell-shocked

J: Yes Alex that’s helping. Let’s just keep smearing it around 🤣🤣

W: Bruh, I hate Philip already

J: Right!?!

W: What would my family say if they knew I was watching this rn

J: ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

W: That is also on the topic of bad reputations... as mine would be shot

J: Zahraaa

W: SARAH SHAHI, MY BELOVED

J: I have been trying to not think of it being connected to the book ☠️☠️ cause I know they’re gonna change stuff

W: lkasjdf not gallons of tea

J: I love Uma Thurman

W: White House pillow fights, hell yeah!

J: I LOVE ZAHRA

J: ☠️☠️☠️☠️ ZAHRA you’ll regret saying sending Alex over soon, ma’am

W: Alex is gonna change his mind about David the dog real fast

J: “He is super cute” Ahh I love him

W: SHAAN! alksjdf;lkasjfd I love him

J: Oh god ☠️☠️ Henry: let me show him how cool I am! Zoom zoom

W: Brings out the good ol' Aston Martin

J: That smirk when he says "your wearing lifts"

W: You know. When I envisioned that scene, I assumed they were. actually competent at faking affection

W: … Once again. Once again. I thought they were supposed to be good at this.

J: ☠️☠️☠️ Whaaaat? You can’t tell they are so totally frien-

W: This poor man dealing with Alex's b.s.

J: "White blonde and British"?? What?!

W: BARBARA STREISAND? NOT BABS!!!

J: ☠️☠️☠️☠️

W: Henry looks so scandalized

J: Oooop!

W: THE CLOSET SCENE

W: Bruh, they're starting the complimenting already

J: Ahhh I keep typing then getting distracted

W: I adore Henry, just btw. He's my chosen character in this

J: 😂😂😂

W: Despite the aesthetics, he's the burnt marshmallow, actually

J: Amyyyyy

W: It’s sad that they cut the Star Wars conversation

J: I knowww

W: "People kill to get into my New Year's party!" "That's perfect: they can kill me so I don't have to go!" I love it

J: Oooop!

J: Well he’s already gone for Alex

W: HEY, WAIT, I LOVE HIM! Clifton Collins, Jr.

J: Ooop 👀👀

W: My dude is flirting

J: Ooooop x2

W: Is this Liam, you think?

J: He said Miguel

W: I know. But there was no Miguel in the book. I'm saying, do you think he's standing in for Liam

J: Oh you mean just like supposed to be- yeah seems like it

J: Buddy using emoticons

W: alskdjf;laskjdflaksjdflkajdsf Those aren't emoticons; they're like. stickers, or whatever

J: Or no it’s Bitmojis! ☠️

W: I still love the "But we were ever so careful, dear" line. One of my favourites

J: I knowww lol

W: DORIAN GRAY IS SO GOOD

J: ☠️☠️☠️

W: NO, NOT HIM DISSOLVING INTO BUTTERFLIES! I'm going to cry in Hua-Cheng-coding

J: You mean the scene changing?

W: The butterflies

J: Oh!!

W: You'll figure it out when you finish the books.

J: Soooooon!!

J: Not the Turkey ☠️

(begin flashback to Wench's Discord conversation/reaction to RWaRB, the book!)

– – –

W: The turkeys ☠️ wtf are they being pardoned for??? I'm so confused

J: You didn’t know about this!?!?

W: No??

J: It’s a stupid af tradition the president pardons a Turkey on thanksgiving

W: ... wot. Why?

J: I have no idea

W: I'm looking this up *pulls up Wikipedia* *reads for five minutes* OH MY GOD THERE WAS A WHOLE RIVALRY

J: lol

W: This is actually really funny... not so much the pardoning bits, but what started it all. Basically, this dude Horace Vose started presenting dressed turkeys to the president , until some other dude decided that his turkey tasted better than Vose's and presented his own turkey instead. The prez then started receiving turkeys from literally EVERYONE, and this escalated to the point that Coolidge banned the practice... And then, the second he lifted it again, was flooded by turkeys, as well as an array of other animals, including a live racoon named Rebecca. Coolidge refused to eat her and named her a White House pet)

W: Okay, back to reading

Present-day W: (or, rather, watching!)

– – –

J: This scene is cute

W: Hey look, it's our dynamic! "What's x" "Look it up"

J: ☠️☠️☠️ ANYWAY. THIS IS CUTEEE

W: Man is a liar

J: that was the yesest nope ever

J: ☠️☠️☠️☠️

W: “They wouldn’t [like him better] if they knew him” Liar x2

J: Right?! 😂

W: Henry is about to gay panic for three hours straight

J: ☠️☠️☠️☠️ poor buddy!’

W: Fellas, is it gay to stare at your best-bro-pal-buddy's lips wrapped around a bottle?

J: I knowwwww

W: I love that the tie isn’t grey

J: PEZ

W: HELL YEAH

J: Ohhhhhhoooopp

W: Poor Henry looks so awkward when she sits on Alex

J: Oh god the flashbacks of school dances

W: I never went to any, so I am immune

J: OH GOD NOW THISSSS IS A FLASHBACK TO HS! THIS DAMN SOMG

W: This poor man

J: ☠️☠️☠️ hennnryyyyy

W: Poor Henry

J: ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

W: Henry is legit me idk what you mean. Pop culture? Never heard of her? Dancing? Does English country dancing suffice? Non-80s-era pop music? What's that?

J: Here, yes, that's true... I still maintain Alex reminds me of you, though! Not to a T. Just qualities

W: You've still yet to point out... where. Or how. I still don't see it; you need to hurry up and explain

J: Like the over working himself

W: That's not exactly unique to him tho

J: I’ll explain after

W: Ugh, fineeee. Probably best; I’m getting behind on the transcript

J: Same! My brains can only do so much at once lol

J: Oh god Henry’s little smileee and then oooop 🥺 (And by little I mean it WAS covering his whole damn face)

W: I knowwwww

J: OPPPOPPPOOOPP

W: wtf was that, Jezebel?

J: Shut up

J: 👀👀👀👀👀 Henryyy 🥺🥺

W: Alex -> “Who would you be, if you were an anonymous person in the world" Henry-> "Gay"

J: ☠️

W: Sorry, I had to

J: ☠️☠️☠️☠️ You should be sorry, I ficking almsot choked

J: ahhhhhhh

W: Man's boutta bolt so quickly

J: AGHHHHHH

W: Oof, or not, actually. That was decidedly not bolting. Alex had all the opportunity

J: 😂😂

W: And now Alex shall ghost him for a month while they're both gay panicking

W: OH THAT'S NOT FAIR! HE DOESN'T GET TO TEXT "ARE YOU ALIVE?" AFTER I JUST SAID HE WASN'T ME

J: ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ Hahahahahaha! Thank you movie Alex

W: Shut up

J: 😂😂 oh shut up Nora you did not

W: She is exquisite

J: She is!!

W: What. tf. was that football vs. rugby thing

J: ☠️☠️☠️ Wot? Does that even mean??

J: Buddy you really ARE as thick as it gets

W: Yeahhhhh

J: Oooop

W: Okay, guess Liam and Miguel are different

W: lasdjflksajdf I love you, Nora

J: ☠️☠️☠️

J: Oh. Boy. 👀 Guess we will see how spicy these two are gonna get

W: Shush shush

J: Cause I ain’t heard a single f bomb yet ☠️

W: alksjdflkajsf that's very true

J: Buddy is zoned out Miguel you’re talking to a wall

W: I love Amy

J: 😂😂😂 Amy!

W: Buddy. Calm tf down. aksdjflkasjdflksajf You posing is not that significant

J: “I don’t know what to do with my hand”

W: "How can I look most James Bond?"

J: 👀

W: THE GENTLENESS OF HIS ARM GESTURE TO BREAK ALEX'S HOLD!!! DID YOU SEE THAT

J: I ddddidddd

W: Poor Amy

W: HENRY WHAT ARE YOU DOING

J: HENRY WHAT ARE YOU DOINF

W: alskdjf;lkasdjf

J: ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

W: Poor Henry

J: Actually, they may be on the floor again… eventually

W: alksjdflkajfds

J: Oh god ☠️☠️☠️

W: Poor Henry aldskjflaksjfd

W: I wish they hadn't cut out the God Save the Queen thing

J: I knowww

W: Oop, hello Henry

J: I feel like I being a damn peeping Tom rn

W: Henry heard "love at first sight" and went BET

J: 👀👀👀

W: That. was not that explicit

J: Fair

W: That was addressing the rating thing, not you 🙄

J: Im starting to lose my optimism

J: “I’m bisexual” Oh. Oh really? You are? You don’t say ☠️

W: I love Henry. And his maypole comment

J: Henry should have been like well I’m straight and sat back while Alex imploded

W: alksjdflkasjf yeahhhh! "Best bro besties do this all the time"

J: Mhmmm yep for sure

W: Which, tbf, Alex full-on thought, so

J: ☠️☠️

J: THAT LOOK ☠️☠️☠️☠️

W: I'm finally caught up on the transcript 😭

J: ☠️☠️☠️☠️ Oh noooo

W: See, I told you they'd be montages!

J: ☠️☠️☠️☠️ "How many names do you have?"

W: Oh, not many... Just five

W: I take it back… Make that six

W: SIR

J: ☠️☠️☠️

W: HENRY! THAT! LAKSJDF;LKASJDF

J: ☠️☠️☠️☠️ And the smug smirk after

W: Damn, homophobic grandfather instead of homophobic grandmother

W: Ooh, Alex, buddy, dealing with having a family like Henry's ain't that easy ngl

J: Yeahhhhh, that was very you-coded (Henry I mean)

W: Haha, let's go, expert-chameleons-in-a-homophobic-family squad

J: Budd- Ooop

J: Back to what I was saying... buddies that windows open

W: This is as bad as those spy/assassination movies where the target stands in front of the window

J: Right!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

W: Also, in the book, we did know they got a fuzzy photo at some point. With a long-range camera. Maybe that's this

J: Trueee

W: Okay, ig this is the true measure of the rating

J: Welp

W: The key 😭

J: With the key on!?

W: Oi, shush shush

J: 👀

J: 👀👀👀👀👀

J: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

W: You good?

J: *no answer*

W: NOW!?!?! YOU'RE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION NOW?!!?!?

J: ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

W: Y'all this. This ain't that explicit. Definitely not worth an R-rating

J: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Tis true!

W: Cas-coded

J: ☠️☠️ Spn can be found anywhere

W: I'm getting cereal, but don't pause; I'm bringing it with me

J: Ok lol

W: You and your fucking lols

J: L

J: I

W: lkj;lkja;lskfj;lsakdfjasdf THAT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY

J: I quit

W: You really thought you were doing something

J: My phone is just against me

W: alskdjfalksdjf

J: ☠️☠️☠️

W: Does June not exist? I'm starting to think she doesn't. She wasn't in the photo session earlier either

J: I knowwww

W: Luna's not shown up either. Unless that's who Miguel's supposed to be

J: And his parents are together

W: They're also not div- yeah

W: He will love it... until he gets fired ☠️

J: Eww rude

W: Ugh, I cannot believe I'm saying this about a Jane Austen story*, but that — “It isn’t what we say or think that defines us, but what we do.” — is a good quote

(*For those not Jezebel, despite being grudgingly somewhat fond of Jane Austen, I also was made to read her stories too many times and now also have a quiet grudge against her/her stories. And I loathe the 2005 Pride & Prejudice story, just on its own merit. Colin Firth/Jennifer Ehle miniseries forever <3)

J: 🤣🤣🤣

W: This poor dude

W: OOP

J: Uh oh. I think Miguel IS gonna BE Luna or be the leak

W: Skullduggery ❤️ (Kinda gives vibes of the Doctor Who conversation about, what was it... "With a little bit of jiggery-pokery." "Is that a technical term, jiggery-pokery?" "Yeah, I came first in jiggery-pokery. What about you?" "No, I failed hullabaloo.")

J: This’ll be interesting

J: Oh poor buddy 😂 “once, unsuccessfully”

W: Was that about the cooking comment or the Grindr comment?

J: Yes. Also, call me uncultured I haven’t seen that film either

J: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

W: Oh no

J: Uh oh 🤣🤣🤣

W: NO! NO ONE IN THIS HERE HOTEL ROOM AT ALL

J: ☠️☠️☠️☠️

W: Zahra! Don't make assumptions! Tsk tsk! The "she" is a he, and also hiding in the closet! (I meant that literally, as they do have a habit of that happening, but it also turns out to be figurative too)

J: "It’s all chill"

W: Technically. They each already had an NDA

J: And now Zahra shall pass the fuck away ☠️

W: laskdf;lkajsdf Henry did not fucking pose ☠️

J: Poor thing! Does not get paid enough

W: alksdjflaksdjflaksdjf

J: “Oh god”

W: I love them 😭 Mid-tense-conversation and they're gabbing! "And I told my sister!" "Oh?! I didn't know that!" "Yeah, she was really happy for us!"

J: IT WAS SO ADORABLE

W: "Technically, I'm the spare" 😭 😭

W: ZAHRA MA'AM

J: WHAT!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Not "fuckleroy"

J: I said the same Zahra! 🤣🤣

J: Nooooo 🤣🤣

W: This poor woman did not know what she was getting into when she had this kid

J: I love herrr ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

W: WHERE'S THE POWERPOINT :(

W: NEVER MIND AT LEAST SHE MENTIONED IT

J: Oh god. Oh no. OH NO ☠️☠️☠️

W: MA'AM PLEASE STOP GOING INTO THAT MUCH DETAIL

J: As a mom I get the concern but still ☠️☠️☠️

W: That's fair

J: I love his dad!

W: Yesss

W: Oh no

W: Is Henry wearing Alex's hat?

J: Yes

W: alsdkfja;lkdsfja;lksfdj

J: Oh my 😂😂😂😂😂

W: HEY, THAT'S NOT THAT BAD SINGING?!?!

J: Right?

W: I thought they said he butchered the karaoke

J: Right!?!

J: Oooop that was the damn I’ve done caught the feelings look

W: Yes it was

W: His dad again alsdkjfalksdjf

W: Ooh, supportive father moments! Couldn’t be me

J: 🥺🥺🥺

W: You know what's coming btw right

J: Yeah. Yeah I do. Shut up

J: And oh no that was cute

W: I KNOW

J: AND OH NO THAT WAS CUTE TOO

W: asldkfjalskfdj

J: Oh my gif he’s a vampire

J: *God

W: Gifs are your gods, to be fair

J: That is- Lol

J: That’s true tho

J: Anyway, he’s sparkling ☠️☠️☠️

W: That's called water

J: I know 😂 but he looked like twilight

W: I know, dumbass, 'twas a joke

J: And that’s Henry’s oh no he’s caught the feelings look

W: Yeppp, poor buddy

J: Oh nooooo! Buddy

J: Welp imma just go drown myself now

W: Oof, not even a pretense of it being bugs

J: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

W: hahahha- I'm fine

J: He’s not

W: Nor am I, really

J: 😭😭😭😭😭 Same

W: DAVID

J: Davidddd

J: 😭😭😭😭😭

W: This poor man

J: Pooor budddyyy

J: Nora ☠️☠️☠️ I’m sorry but that look, I died

W: Alex really is fucking thick, I'm sorry

J: ☠️☠️☠️

W: I say this affectionately, but dumbo… wtf

J: Oooo! OH THE FEELINGNIN THAY

W: What

J: OH THE FEELING IN THAT

W: Oh alskdjf

J: The acting I mean. But also oooop an f bomb! One more and there’s the R rating ☠️☠️☠️

W: Neither of us commented during that scene because all we'd say is: ouch

J: ! :) That. Was. Anyway

J: Hey! You know what

W: ?

J: You know what song would fit this? Or them?

W: If you say. That fucking song again.

J: 😂😂😂 And good omens honestly

W: Wait, was it the one I meant?

J: 🙂

W: "Unchained Melody"?

J: Unchained Melody

W: Yeha

W: *yeah

W: No, actually, embrace the cowboy. Yeehaw

J: I was about to say that (but oh my god my phone is pissssssing me offfff)

J: Oh mah god! I love this song

W: alskdjf I don't like this version tho

J: Sameee

J: What’s that statue doing in the background

W: About what Crowley's does, probably.

J: This is so soft thooooo ☠️☠️☠️

J: AWWWWWWWW

W: aksdjflsakfdj His history would include him and be like "this man was Henry's best friend and they lived together and snogged at times and weren't they such good friends!?!?!"

J: ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

J: Buddy has a death grip on him

W: Okay, not to bring in GOmens but the signet ring is giving me Azi vibes

J: LOL! BUT THAAAAA RING

W: WHAT?!!? THE KEY IS JUST- WHAT

J: Ngl I like the exchange better than just him adding the ring

W: I don’t!!! I liked the "two homes, side-by-side" thing 😭

J: Yeah that’s true!

W: Uh oh

J: Oh no

W: The emails went out on fucking REDDIT!?!? Awkward

J: Ack! But also the slow panic on his face

J: Oooop buddy got angry

W: OOF

J: His "CONTACTS"

W: 'snort' Sure. Is that what we're calling fiancées these days

J: 😂😂😂😂

W: BRUH, MIGUEL YOU ASSHOLE

J: LE GASP! ugh and his little smug look

W: Miguel can fuck off

J: Right!?

J: Buddyyyyyy 🥺🥺🥺🥺

W: Wait, they didn't even get to talk before the speech?! That sucks

W: Ooh, fuck yeah! ALEX USED HENRY'S PROPER TITLE AND FULL NAME AND SHIT

J: 😭😭😭😭😭

W: I love Zahra btw

J: ZAHGGHHTAAAA

W: Wtf was that?! Also, this is basically her character in Person of Interest and Life, btw

J: 😂😂😂

J: Her face 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

W: Poor woman

J: 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Im dying

W: Having to sit here like Black Water and listen to rants about Xie Lian, but RWRB universe

J: OOP!

W: She just spilled so much

J: The wheels are turning for Alex

W: Holy shit, he's so thick

J: ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ BABBYYYYY

W: OH SHIT THE LOOK

J: AHHH

J: OOOOP HES WEARING THE RING

W: On the fucking stairs alkdsfj

J: that looook! We haven’t got enough time with them. We’ve been robbed

J: Ah yes. This is something I guess you do when you are in an American/British relationship

W: asldkfjalskdjfasdflkj What's the this?

J: I swear I thought he was playing heart and soul but I meant playing together in general

W: … no. The subtitles even outright said "My Country, 'Tis of Thee"

J: I don’t have subtitles on ☠️

W: That sounds like a you problem

J: Ack! Fuck offf Philip

W: Can I slap him?

J: Please do

W: I miss Bea's rebellion tho

J: SAMEEEE

W: Oof

J: SHUT UP PHILIP

W: I KNOW! I think he might have a heart attack if he read them though

J: ☠️☠️☠️☠️

W: OOF

J: Oh sir ewwww you read them??? he's your grandsonnnnn

J: Ew x2

W: OOF x2

J: Bbabandbecause! I said so

W: Man can't even make a complete sentence

J: I have given up trying to type on this phone

W: To be fair, that was basically how he said it

W: WHAT WAS THAT PRONUNCIATION

J: "TAKE THE AMERICAN WITH YOU"

W: alsdkjf

J: Bby you are supported 😭😭😭

W: Oop, damn

J: Suck on that Philip

W: Hey, grandfather dude, you lost the right to call him "my boy" a while ago, btw

J: Ahhhhh 🙂 😁

W: "Crikey, that's a lot of red" I love him

J: 😂😂😂😂

W: Henry's kidnapping him

J: 😂😂😂

W: Henry!??! This mannnnn! I love him

J: AHHH! Love him!!

W: Henry looks so awkward on stage🙄 I love him, but like. He did

J: 😂😂😂 Poor budddy

W: Are you going to say anything other than cry-laugh emojis in the next half of the react?

J: Probably not 😂😂😂😂😂

W: Bruh, Alex didn't even have to ask… I guarantee Henry has been wearing that key religiously

J: 😂😂😂😂😂

W: Not speaking from experience or anything but-

J: Mhhmmm 🙂 so you-coded!

W: ... That's still me-as-Henry??? I'm missing the Alex parallels

J: I know!

W: You're infuriating

W: HENRY

J: YOU HAVE TO READ HENRYS CHAPTERRRRR! It’s like a what happens next

W: I liked Luna better than Miguel, tbh. I know they probably couldn't fit it, but still

J: Yeah! Im so easy to please I just loved it sm idec about what was changed! BUT I do wish it had been a mini series

W: Weirdo. Imagine being easy to please

W: There's an end-credit scene… Fast-forward to it

J: “Do you think anyone noticed” ☠️☠️☠️

J: I hadn’t reread the book yet but I’m going to now ☠️☠️☠️

#red white and royal blue #rwrb #reactions #movie reactions #jezebel (pr)#wench (pr)

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