#ha ...

[amelia-yap]

internal screeching

#ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #whiterose #white rose #derg AU #rwby #my art #tw suggestive #tw blood #ha #hehe #hue #going a lil feral #a lot actually #👉👈 #explodes very violently #got a bunch of people mentioning dungeon meshi so might as well amirite #gay panic ruby is so funny help her #like same #also a bunch of mistakes in em #may or may not fix them #probably not #lazee #edit: think this might be considered as suggestive so might as well tag it in case

[terkmc]

"In thrust we trust"

#lancer rpg #lancer ttrpg #lancer #mech #mecha #shitpost #harrison armory #HA #brudenell #in thurst we trust

[kittenofdoomage]

Things I've learned about myself after twenty years as a smut writer:

I love run on sentences. Sometimes it needs to be pointed out that I like them a little too much, especially when I get really into a scene.

Whether I use "cum" or "come" depends, really, on which day of the week it is.

I am not afraid to use the word "cock" but will occasionally switch to "dick" or "length", if I'm feeling particularly flowery about it. Other less-traditional words still make me giggle. I'll use them sometimes but I still laugh at "erection" and I'm literally middle-aged.

The number of orgasms poor Y/N gets is decided randomly by my mood at the time and whether my hands hurt

Can and will write literal gangbangs with a straight face (I think years of practice reading gangbangs with a straight face helped)

NO ONE in my house looks at my screens without asking if it's safe because no one wants to be suddenly eye-assaulted by flowing prose about blorbo's penis.

I stopped caring about realistic smut years ago because I want to fuck a werewolf 🤷‍♀️

Cannot sleep without acting out an entire chapter in my head, often times, this is on repeat until about 2am.

Permanently in horny jail, but too tired to do anything about it.

I only wrote this in the hopes of giving someone a giggle today 👍

#it's saturday so I'm bored #and I enjoy laughing at myself #ha

[nattycat08]

In the name of the father, the son and the satanic nun Bambi🔥💕

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel angel dust #ha #angel dust hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #alastor the radio demon #alastor nuns #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin vox #vox hazbin hotel #valentino hazbin hotel #valentino #radiodust #hazbin hotel vox #alastor x vox #staticmoth #sketch drawing

[ace-o-hearts]

this is so good

#fantasy high #dimension 20 #ha #zac oyama

[nerdpoe]

Stop Having a Concussion and Get us Home!

Tim works as the CEO of Wayne Enterprises. Tim has a secretary, and then he has another one to help her because holy shit, the amount of crap Tam puts up with is insane and she needs an assistant of her own.

Tim's second secretary is one Danny Fenton.

Tim, Tam, and Danny are the last ones in Wayne Enterprises, as the building had to be evacuated due to Superman being mind-controlled and targeting major corporations.

Superman targets Wayne Enterprises.

Tim looks out the window as he his secretaries make their way towards the emergency exit, and there he is.

Floating there.

Staring at him.

Tim swears he can see his Uncle Clark sobbing as his eyes heat up.

Then Danny grabs him, yanks him into the stairwell, and just as the building starts to crumble around them, shoves both Tim and Tam into a glowing green portal.

Danny takes a blow to the head.

They land on a floating island, in a swirling vortex of green, and the one who got them there is unconscious on the ground with a nasty headwound.

Meanwhile, after the Justice League manages to snap Superman out of it, the man throws himself at Batmans feet and just...sobs.

Breaks.

They get the story in bits and pieces.

Tim was in the building, still. The burning, twisted wreckage of Wayne Enterprises.

And Clark can't hear his heartbeat anymore.

@simplestoryteller

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc #tim and tams unfortunate adventure in the infinite realms #stop having a concussion au #also yes #damian now gets to see what bruce was like #immediately following jason's death #ha #hahahaha #but also #round two electric boogaloo #clark has massive guilt and trauma #and may or may not be bordering on going villain #and clutching Jon to him is the only thing keeping him sane #and Kon just shuts down #refuses to acknowledge Clark at all #he knows it wasn't clarks fault but like #he can't help it #story prompt

[dramiserable]

Square Enix let them be together pls

#i don't post my art online most of the times but the lesbians should see this one #i love them ok theyll be fine haha #ha #aerti #ff7 #ffvii #gl #dramisdrawn #fanart #final fantasy #aerith #tifa

[goddess-of-silvers]

I know everyone’s mad at Aziraphale right now because of how the season’s ended but I don’t think we’ve talked enough about the fact that Aziraphale has been keeping a diary for centuries (based on the fact the entry we see is from volume 603) and he literally starts his entries with “dear diary, last month Crowley and I both happened to be in Edinburgh”.

#HE WRITES IN HIS DIARY LIKE A STEREOTYPICAL TEENAGE GIRL #HOW IS ANYONE NORMAL ABOUT THIS #also the absolute banger of a fanfic this would be #someone just writing all 603 volumes of Aziraphale’s journals which are all just meetups with crowley #you know his journals are filled of their misadventures as idiots in love #dear dork diary but its aziraphale #HA #ineffable husbands #good omens spoilers #good omens #good omens 2 #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #crowley x aziraphale #go 2x03

[ddeck]

#star wars #HA

[pearlynia]

*texting*

Regulus: do you ever wanna take your heart out and squeeze the emotionans away and then put it back in your chest so you'll feel less emoticons

James: ...

James: I'm coming over

#regulus is me #we only have one difference #he can't swim but i can #HA #marauders #jegulus #regulus black #james potter #james x regulus #reguous x jamss #starchaser #sunseeker

[dankomaksimovic]

ph. Danko Maksimovic - Hamburg, Germany (2024)

Film : Kodak Portra 800

#film photography #analog photography #danko maksimovic #35mm #liminal #metro station #ha #hamburg

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Oil paintings by Ksenia Buridanova

@buridanova on Instagram

#art #painting #dark art #horror #fantasy #macabre #surreal #floral #insects #bugs #praying mantis #moth #eyes #birds #mushrooms #butterfly #ha #body horror #fav

[oobbbear]

recent gitm doodles

All character belongs to @venomous-qwille

#my art #gitm au #sorry for the frquent tag qwille :'] #cw mild nudity #don't act sus ill will throw rocks at you #also I just realized i can post so so so so many pire pictures on computer #ha #I’ll be dropping giant doodle dumps in the future because how low quality each of them are

[terkmc]

Harrison Armory ZHUKOV

High tech Alpha Striker that simply ejects its overheating weapons

Armory Pilot: "The Displacer is glowing with the heat of the sun. Think Tank, help!" Think Tank, billions of manna in RnD later: "Just drop the Displacer, idiot"

#art #lancer rpg #lancer ttrpg #character design #mech #mecha #lancer #scifi #my art #ha #harrison armory #big fucking gun

[bubblergoespop]

fool!gavin : i’m studying for my full certification exam. it’s at the end of this week. i need to stay on top of this.

fool!freelancer : i’d like to stay on top of you.

fool!gavin : WHAT?

#ha #ha ha #so funny #redacted gavin #redacted freelancer #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse

[thedandeliondyke]

Im not arguing with a handsome butch. Whatever you say good boy 🥰

#HA #Such a good boy #always eager to make me wet