#hahahahhahaha no really...

[threesonsofyorks]

JONATHAN RHYS MEYERS and JOSS STONE as KING HENRY VIII and QUEEN ANNE OF CLEVES in THE TUDORS (2007-2010) | 3x07 " Protestant Anne of Cleves"

#hahahha poor cromwell he seems so happy #hahahahhahaha no really... #the tudors #anne of cleves #henry viii #thomas cromwell #mary i #elizabeth i #period drama #perioddramaedit #weloveperioddrama #onlyperioddramas #tudorerasource #16th century #tudor history #mine #byfefa

[i-write-shakespeare-not-disney]

HC:

Our fave angry gremlin is faceplanted on his desk.

S: (amused) Oh no, Katsuki. You look terrible.

K: ...ck you.

S: I presume you and Eijirou had a good evening celebrating your birthday last night?

K: *pointedly ignores him*

S: Or did you fight a villain with a shark quirk? If the bite marks on your neck are anything to go by.

K: WTF?! *checks in the mirror* Dammit!

S: You're lucky I had 'Zu put you on office duty in advance. You wouldn't be much use out in the field in this state.

K: You wanna die, halfie?!

S: No, thank you. Now would you like me to get you an extra cushion for your chair on my way out? I noticed you had a slight limp coming into work.

K: GET OUT!!!

DLLSKGJAJFJAJJSCJLAKF TODOROKI SHOTO SIR PLEASE.

The way my hand flew to my mouth lmfao oh my gaaaaawwwwwd 😂😂😂😂😂😂

#kiribaku #implied nsfw? #idk #hahahahhahaha #thats really funny im #jfnfjfjdjd #happy birthday indeed kats♡

[raisedbypiglins]

Math final today wish me luck guys

#really hope I don’t flunk this #I have a 53 right now #my grade depends on this test #No pressure tho #hahahahhahaha #i am not crying you are

[totchipanda]

Happy birthday to the fic that has consumed my life for the last year! I am so grateful to all of you for reading, commenting, sharing and kudos-ing. Special thanks to the woodland sprite Rumpel for offering to start betaing after ch 5, bc without her, this fic would have been on hiatus for months now, and also look very different. This is the first fandom I’ve been an active part of after many long years away, and it’s been such a delight (even allowing for some of the worst parts). 

I hope to have this wrapped up within the next few months, and I hope you’ll still be reading when our favourite idiots finally admit to being in love <3

#fic: the four seasons #author: ME! #it's a whole year old today #still laughing that i thought it was going to be maybe 7k words #hahahahhahaha #really did not see this coming but i should have #why write something in 7k words when you can do it in 70k?

[justajely]

Lineart do be done for Cyana c:

I can’t get enough of body fat squish. It’s the cutest thing. I love when thigh highs squishy thighs.

I did not mean for the booba to be eating the bow, but that bow is being consumed

Press f in chat for the bow xD

It’s honestly crazy thinking how far my art journey has been considering this was my last drawing of Cyana

Which was a gift to @itsapmseymour when they seemed to be going through a difficult time a while back. I drew her cosplaying jester because jester was a a huge special interest of mine at the time.

(It was from tumblr account I no longer have the email for so I just lost it completely rip :c well, it’s atleast an art museum for me)

Hands are still the most evil thing in existence to draw, but they are somewhat easier to draw. Should I redraw that old art now? A kind of fun before and after progress? I would probably end up actually coloring it this time too.

Also as for eye inconsistencies, honestly if ya see my art, eyes and (my style honestly) depend on the vibe I’m going for, I don’t even think I have a actual art style hehehe

#pmseymourva #moon elf cyana #art progress #lineart #finished lineart #still don’t know how tags work #congrats for reading the tags if you do #I still don’t know how to use them #screeeeeee #goblin noises #now I’m just being a goblin in the tags #hahahahhahaha #what do I even put here? #what do I tag to get attention as an artist #does anyone want my insta or twitter #I’m never even on those websites #I post art on insta now and than #but no one really sees my art so I don’t feel too motivated to post there often #you still reading tags? #hi. my names Finley #nice to get to know ya c: #I’m an artist who dreams of being a voice actor some day. #… #but I’m shy…and very self conscious of how I look #but #seeing people like Seymour #and seeing the cast of critical role #it always makes me wish I could do that #but I’m just a lil guy in a small town. I wouldn’t even know where to start #sorry for rambling. it was nice meeting you. I hope you whoever is still here readin this has a wonderful rest of your day ❤️

[thehomeofalostchild]

tumblr essayists have such a specific way of writing lmao

#I find it so funny every time #like they’ll be talking about something really serious that really matters to me but also #hahahahhahaha that’s so tumblr #the only thing I really learnt from uni is how to write essays in a non-tumblr way #don’t get me wrong there’s a place for everything and tumblr essays/rants/longposts can be rly good #it just annoys me sometimes when I see a way of writing something that makes wayy more sense and I’m like oh no…….. the potential #also irritating when someone is saying something really ordinary but everyone thinks it’s complex because of the way it’s written #like that’s wonderful that they wanted to write that ordinary thing & express themselves in this way but now everyone thinks it’s deep 😭 #lol

[mimic-dolly]

Hahahahhahaha im really sorry i do that at night HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

#my art #pizza tower #peppino #pizza tower pepperman #fake peppino #the vigilante #pizzahead #pizzaface #gustavo

[lovetei]

also while im still here hehehe

could you do the brothers comforting an mc that had a breakdown in the groupchat? it doesnt have to be separate! since i imagine they come to mc's room one by one to comfort them on their own way yk... ???? like theyre helping each other out to help mc... if that makes sense qwq

Ooh... I don't really know if I correctly got your request but I'll try?

I fell asleep midway doing this so I just rushed it. Don't worry though I'll post another one for today

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Comforting a MC that broke down in the group chat and what are specific things they'll do to comfort you

Versions: Demon brothers, Side Characters

Warnings: Cussing, them being rich, Mentions of "I'll kill myself fr" attitude from MC, Mentions of drugs as a joke

Links: Masterlist

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Satan: To be honest, why does RAD even have an entrance exam?

Asmodeus: Like it's so easy to pass.

Mammon: FR, they just be wasting papers at this rate.

Leviathan: Seriously Mammon? You can't even pass a normal drug test 😒

Belphegor: Mammon is so optimistic to the point where even his drug test is positive Lol

MC: I will kill myself.

Leviathan: HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Leviathan: Oh shit

Beelzebub: 😀

MC: :)

Leviathan: MC that's wasn't for you 😭😭😭

Lucifer: And what caused that uncharacteristic melancholy in your countenance, dear?

MC: I have no time for your jargon, tall fuck 🖕🏻

MC: If no one found out what I want for comfort the next 24 hours, you all are gonna see a dead sheep by the next day.

MC: Bye.

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LUCIFER

Fuck life and fuck everybody

He will turn the Devildom upside down just for you

He'll show up at your doorstep with multiple jewelers with catalogs

And they're showing you accessories that are never bellow six digits

But you just waved it off?!

MAMMON

He would show up at your doorstep with keys in his hand

He'll then make you look at your bedroom window and there, outside are multiple sprouts car lined up

He'll press one of the key buttons and suddenly the Ferrari will light

Then the BMW, then the porch, then the Lamborghini

And you don't even want these?! He made sure they're all human brands!

LEVIATHAN

His offering is probably one of his exclusive islands

It's true

He's showing up outside your door with papers and pictures

Showcasing some of his private islands that he will gladly gave you

SATAN

They might be giving you jewelries and cars

But he's giving you properties

Condominiums and even some room from his apartment business

Please those earns a lot just don't do anything to yourself

ASMODEUS

Typical Asmo will pull out every Profesional designer

Gucci? No problem

Saint Laurent? Right here

Prada? At your service

Don't do anything to yourself babes, you can even ruin all these expensive clothes if you want, it's not a bother.

BEELZEBUB

There's a whole catering group for you

Right outside your room

Profesional chefs and extremely expensive foods right out of your door

Waiting for you to go out and eat it

Please, MC. He'll even join you

BELPHEGOR

Probably one of the most sane

He'll book you a ticket to a rage room

Except there you can go fully berserk like using all the cancer causing spells you know

Or he'll just knock you out

Whatever works the best.

#obey me fluff #obey me headcanons #obey me nightbringer #obey me scenarios #obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me crack #obey me x reader #obey me angst #obey me asmodeus #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor

[liveforjeongin]

hi can you do lees! hyunjin, seungmin, and lee know and lers! hyunjin, seungmin, and lee know

like they’re having a tickle fight

Nothing's Fair

Okay, first of all I wanna apologize. This is a request I got in OCTOBER and didn't even know how to start it until like last week, and I'm so sorry for making you wait so long, anon💔💔💔

I also have to confess I've never had or even witnessed a tickle fight (not really interested on it neither so-), so I just had no idea of how to do it, but I did my best and I hope is good.

Thank you for being so patient and thanks for the request<3

-tickle fic, if you don't like that you can keep scrolling

requested by: anon

warnings: swearing, and... I think no more

taglist: @itzsana-kiddingmenow @channieissocute125

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Minho, Hyunjin and Seungmin were in the mall. Seungmin wanted to buy some things and he asked his members to go with him, and who could say no to him if he looks at you with puppy eyes?

They were already about to go home when Hyunjin gave Seungmin a small poke on his ribs, according to him, to "calm him down", since the puppy-like boy was jumping around like a small kid, he had so much energy that day.

"H-HEY! Hyunjin!" Seungmin turned back and tickled for like 2 seconds Hyunjin's belly in return.

Hyunjin did his best to not yell through his laugh as he was used to, and just escaped the younger's hands.

Minho could help but chuckle at this whole scene, maybe they'll have something to do when they go back to the maknaes+Lino dorm...

Once back in the dorm, what Seungmin first did was organize all his new stuff, he was really organized and kind of a cleaning freak, so it wasn't weird from him to not even sit down first before organizing.

About 20 minutes later, Seungmin was already back in the living room with his members.

He sighed as he sat down next to Hyunjin "I hadn't realize I bought so many things..."

This made the other two chuckle, and Lino spoke up "To be honest, me neither. I guess you stop thinking about that when you're having fun"

Seungmin layed himself down across his two members laps "Yeah... I guess that's true" then closed his eyes for a second.

Serious mistake.

It didn't pass even a second before Minnie was attacked with tickles on his sides and armpits by the two dancers.

"N-NOHOHOHOH GUHUHUHUHUYS! WHAHAHAT DID I EVEN DOHOHOHO?!" Seung got to say through all his laughter

"Oh, nothing~. You were just being too cute~, besides, you put yourself in a very vulnerable position... We just can't help it~" Minho spoke.

"You also tickled me in the mall, you deserve this, Kim Seungmin~" Hyunjin teased, attacking even rougher the younger's sides.

"B-BUHUHUHUT YOU TIHIHIHIHICKLED ME FIRST!" Minnie defended himself.

"Mmmm... He's right, though. I think you deserve some tickling as well, Hyunjinnie~" Minho changed his target, now tickling Hyunnie's belly instead of Seung's armpits.

Seungmin sat back down again on the couch, going for Hyun's ribs.

"NOHOHOHOHOHO! THIS ISN'T FAHAHAHAHAIR!"

"Nothing's fair in this life, Hwang Hyunjin" Minnie started to change between tickling the ferret boy's ribs and sides, and Minho did the same with his belly and thighs.

Gosh, these guys were such merciless lers...

"OH MY GOHOHOHOD! HAHAHAHHAHAHA! HYUHUHUHUHUHUNG! SEUNGMIHIHIHIHIN! PLEHEHEHEASE STOP! STOHOHOHOHOHOP! IHIHI CAN'T TAKE IHIHIHIHIT!" Hyun begged through his laughter.

"Oh? But I thought you liked it~, am I wrong~?" Minho teased, not forgetting that time he tickled the younger dancer with Chan.

Extremely flustered, and in a kind of desperate act for stopping Lino from saying anything else, Hyunjin got to squeeze his side, forcing him to stop tickling him and just giggle.

Of course our Seungminnie wanted to join him, just to give Lee Know a taste of his own medicine, so he standed up and sat at the other side of the couch, next to Minho, and went for his thighs, a well known death stop of the older thanks to some braves who had dared to tickle him enough to find this out.

"FUHUHUHUHUCK! YOU TWO, STOHOHOHOP RIGHT NOW YOHOHOHOHOU BRATS!"

"Mmm... Not happening hyung. You always do this without any consequences... That's not fair at all, hyungie..." Minnie teased

"Seungminnie is right... You're the bratty one here, hyung. Accept it~"

Minho didn't want to accept it.

Of course not.

But shit... The sensations were too much.

"OKAHAHAHAHAY! OKAY OKAY FIHIHIHIHINE! IHIHIHI'M A BIT OF A BRAHAHAHAT... IHIHIHIHIHI'M SO SOHOHOHORRY!"

"Mmmm... I don't know... What do you think, Seungminnie? Should we let him go?"

"Mmmm..." Seungmin pretended to think about it, looking at his hyung getting wrecked so bad by them two "Okay, let's stop"

The two youngers stopped, leaving their hyung all breathless, he looked really cute... They couldn't help but cuddle him.

Lino just smiled to them and let himself be cared for. The three of them fell asleep there together very soon.

The best way to end the day undoubtedly.

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This is my absolute record guys I wrote it in TWO HOURS

AT SCHOOL

I'm really proud of myself for getting to finish it, and even more in such a small time

Anyway, I hope y'all liked it :3

#skz tickle #kpop tickle #stray kids tickle #tickle #tickle content #ahhie's blog

[zstargalaxy]

Bit of an odd one, but maybe mc/yuu as a blacephalon?

Hmmm....I am mostly am more aware of Lunala and Solgaleo but Blacephalon is definitely a new one for me but no fear! I already have a scenario come up ;)

Warning : Decapitation

"Off with your head!"

Being your usual self have caused Riddle to blew a casket and used he's UM on you when you had been irritating to him by somehow acting almost like Floyd at how cute the housewarden is.

Not a good move.

*CLAMP!*

*THUMP!*

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But not as bad as he's....

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!??!!??"

"Oh Seven!!"

"WHAT THE F**K!?!?"

Everyone in the cafeteria screamed upon the sight before them, panicking, jumping and even running away from the sight that had frighten them.

Grim screamed so loudly that he had floated high with he's face paled.

Riddle just stood frozen of what he had done. Usually he has no mercy upon collaring misbehave students but this...

Ace and Deuce screamed aswell, jumping off their sits at the scene in the cafeteria.

Trey shouted, horrified at the sight before him.

Cater fainted a second later after what had happened.

Leona and Ruggie stared at the sight near the Heartslabyul boy's table, staring at the results with dread written on their faces.

Jack dropped he's sandwhich when he had shouted like everyone else in the area.

Azul coughed out some ink at the scene beholding to him, being thankful that he didnt want Riddle's unique magic.

The tweels just stared like Leona and Ruggie but their expressions are unreadable.

Kalim and Jamil jumped from the scared they had witnessed, with the former screaming he's head off while the latter put him behind he's back out of instinct.

Vil let out a small shout at how horrendous the sight is, standing up from he's sit to back away further from the scene.

As Rook gasped in horror, Epel did like everyone else in the room as both him and the vice dorm back away as well.

Ortho let out vent that is similar to a scared and mortified gasp as he's brother's tablet had let out a sound similar to that of a sheer scream from a person going through a haunted house.

Lilia was silance but no one cant deny the slight horror on he's face as Sebek had dropped he's fork and screamed out more loudly that he's voice is the most loudest.

As for Silver...

ZzzzZzzzZzzzZzzzZ

Thank goodness Malleus isnt here.

But wait!

What could be horrifying to have scared the whole cafeteria?

Aswell as the school's staff that had come to see the commotion, only to wear the same horrified, grim, mortified and feared expressions as their students.

"Prefect Riddle Rosehearts!" Shouted Crowley as he step forward "Wha.." he had to look away from the scene "What is the meaning of this!?"

"I...I..." the said prefect waa beyond words.

Why?

Because your body was limp on the floor with the collar that he had casted for you is laying on the floor next to you.

But why isnt it on you?

Because your head was on the floor....

"Heheheheheh..."

"!!"

Very slowly, all heads (that werent "decapitated") turn to the body of the victim. Many people held onto breaths they didnt know that they held, shaking and trembling to what will happen next, but mostly watch in anticipation to know that they had think up wasnt just....made...up....

"You guys..."

Many people froze when the headless body had suddenly moved upwards in a eerily slow motion, yet it swayed abit which had quickly alarmed everyone.

Crowly, Riddle and the others near the scene backed away as your body slowly walk towards your head, picking it up with your face still unseen by them.

"Do you really think..."

Eyes widen and mouths dropped at the sight of face revealed to them, still blinking and moving with you smirking at them pkayfully at their 'funny' reactions to your 'little' trick.

"That a collar would tame little old me?? Hahahahhahaha! How funny"

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"What?" You bluntly asked them as you put your head under your arm "Never seen a head before?"

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"Come on guys! I though you said the Queen of Hearts decapitated heads! You said it yourself Ace!"

*THUMP!*

Lets just say, its only the beginning for you at this school...

Or rather, only the beginning for this school at your antics.

#twisted wonderland #pokemon #twisted wonderland x pokemon #twst mc #crossover #twst x pokemon #blacephalon #ultra beast #off with your head #heartslabyul #pokemon mc

[kazumist]

HELLOOOO!

thank u thank u thank u SO MUCH for reading "how you get the girl" :') it took me approximately 3 months to complete it (started on oct 9 2023 and ended on jan 9 2024) and honestly i have to admit. i didnt expect that i'll be able to finish it 🧍‍♀️

i'll probably post a special episode and some other extras if i have the time to focus on them and if the smau masterlist hits a milestone HAHAHAHHAHAHA. writing hygtg has been really fun and it made me realize that i actually do have a knack for angst 😅 it also made me realize that my writing has really improved ever since my first smau :D (one that i am too ashamed of to name. im still not proud of that)

but even so, thank you for sticking until the end! see you guys in "you + me = love" <3

#( spam )

[happy4harry]

FRAT BOY HARRY STYLES x CHILDHOODBFF INSTA BLUR part 3

PART 1 HERE | PART 2 HERE

masterlist

it’s 2013!!!!

face claim: emma chamberlain

yourusername

liked by zayn, niallhoran and 2,091,110

yourusername 🤯🤯🤯🤯

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user3 she’s entering her bad b era

harryfan7 YAAAASSS Y/NNNNN

y/nfan0 😩i can’t

niallhoran chef

1dstan1 BLOND??

1dstan1 AMD THIS HAIRCUT

1dstan1 TOO GOOD

zayn call me 🤙😛 i wanna order pizza

yourusername can’t you see I just made pasta?!

yourusername calling rn.

harryfan9 DID YALL SEE ENEWS NEW POST?!???!??

enews

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enews HARRY STYLES AND Y/N L/N SEEN KISSING TODAY!!! more info in bio

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user7 WHAT ABOUT TAYLOR

y/nfan8 WAIT HUH

harryfan5 taylor was also seen with another boy today

user13 TAYLOR WAS SEEN WITH SOMEONE ELSE TOO TODAY

fan8 oh they were pr. oh.

y/nfan1 YAY

y/nfan1 IM SO HAPPY I COULD CRY

yourusername

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yourusername ugh… what a day… love.

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user2 and she is not addressing it….

user6 so cute

harryfan8 girl you and harry kissing???

y/nfan9 AWE I LOVE YOU

taylorfan HOME WRECKER

1dfan3 you know I love you always but what

harryfan1 Harry and Taylor were obviously a pr stunt

user4 taylor was seen with a guy today like

user4 be happy for her and harry

harryfan7 HARRY ON THE LAST SLIDE HAHAHAHHA

zayn ugh i love her

harrystyles

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harrystyles my crazy cat lady

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harryfan2 MY 😭😭😭

yourusername i just love me some fat cats

yourusername …. and some harry…

harrystyles i love youuuu

yourusername ditto

harrystyles SHE SAID ITTTTT

niallhoran so proud of you bro

yourusername i did not.

harrystyles but you implied it

yourusername ….i did.

user4 AWE

annetwist ❤️

y/nfan7 my otp😭

yourusername

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yourusername this is going to sound wacko and weird, but harry styles has been in love with me since i were a new born. HAHAHAHHAHAHA IM SO FUNNY. it’s not a joke. not that that is a joke but like he is my best friend since diapers. anyways happy 7 months. i love you so much.….. bitch 😁😁😁

comments have been limited

harrystyles i love you too….. whore. 😆😆

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i really wanna make one more part for them.

so 😏 keep an eye out

I’ve been so sick all week, i litrally couldn’t do anything THANK YOU FOR WAITING FOR SO LONG🙏🙏🙏

ily 🍓🍓

tags: @jjstyles @olivialovesh @finerllines

#harry styles fluff #harry styles #harry styles au #harry styles blurb #harry styles fake ig #harry styles fake social media #harry styles imagine #harry styles one shot #harry styles x you #boyfriend!harry #harry styles x reader #harry styles instagram #boyfriend harry #harry styles fanfiction #harrystyles #frat boy harry

[conceptofjoy]

i literally didnt even realize it was an april fools bit & just followed u thinking you were a really dedicated strider rp blog LMFAO . you changed back and iw as like omg whos this ^_^ oh thier blog is so cute when did ifollow them . [scrolls down] wait

HAHAHAHHAHAHA <3333

#d talks #ask

[yuupotatos]

sleep over!!

A/n:this is my first fanfic so its bad

summary:you are having a sleepover with Miguel and Peter B

you:yellow

Peter b:Blue

Miguel:Red

Miguel and Peter b were on the sofa Miguel was peacefully reading a book while Peter b was just kicking his legs "whats your issue?!" Peter B responded in 1 second "iM SO EXCITED!!" "about *reader?*" "YEAH I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM IN FOOORRRRREEEVEEEERRRR" the door bell then rings and Peter is jumping off the couch and opens it "*walks in*" "heeeyyyy" you then sit by the comfy chair nearby "hey Peter boo boo spider"

"so how have you been." "just chilling" you put your bag down and cross your legs on the chair "*he blushes from the nickname you gave him*how's your universe I haven't seen you in forever" you just stay quiet not feeling like responding cause you just don't exactly pay attention on whats been happening "..." Peter felt sad on how you were just ignoring him till Miguel spoke up and broke the silence "you know Peter maybe they are just trying to express themselves-" Peter then throws a cushion at Miguels face and then jumps on you giving you a hug and starts squeezing you

time skip

you guys are now in the bedroom on the mattress playing truth or dare "Peter B truth or dare" "I can do a dare" "I dare you to let me give you a sharpie tattoo" "I guess I can do that..." you grab a sharpie and just when you were about to start drawing Peter B jumped back "NO WAIT.....don't do it" you put the sharpie lid back on "whatever" moments later while you were talking with Miguel not paying attention to your bag which was on the bed open and Peter sees your undergarment(panties,bra,briefs,binders whatever you want) and thought of a funny idea "*grabs the undergarment and stands up to leave while hiding it* ummm ill be right back" while Peter is away you and Miguel start to talk about you and about what you've been up to while with Peter he is tiptoeing in the kitchen giggling he dramatically opens the fridge and throws your undergarment in the back of it then cackles loudly while closing it "HAHAHAHHAHAHA"

TIMESKIP

You guys are now watching Netflix(titanic) and you are texting the group chat(miles,gwen,pavitr and hobie) while Peter is weeping "*tears up*why can't I get a hot girlfriend on vacay.." Peter then looks over at you "*snatches your phone* STOP TEXTING!!!" "okay..* you then suddenly start getting a craving of ice cream and get up "do you guys have any Ice cream?" "yeah" "cool :D" you then get up to leave leaving Miguel and Peter there watching the movie and Peter b suddenly starts crying and sobbing(the scene isn't even emotional) "whats wrong with you?!" "they always have girlfriends *hics*" "oh my goodness..." "IS IT CAUSE IM FAT 😭" mean while with you, you open the freezer and there's only vanilla you then grab it and go upstairs "all you guys have is vanilla" "everyone loves vanilla" "VANILLA!!" "whats wrong with it?" "its plain..." Miguel then throws a bottle of chocolate sprinkles at you "oh thanks :D" you then put the sprinkles in the ice cream(yes you put it in the entire tub) and started eating it "Leonardo DiCaprio was so fine younger what happened people be right white people really don't age well" "...*tears up*" "oh no no Peter I didn't mean it like that you age beautifully Peter" the scene is now where jack dies "NOOO YOU DUMB UGLY GINGER FUCKING BITCHHHHHH" "I know well there was a lot of room on what she was on "I will never let go" my ass" "can you guys shut up this movie is supposed to be sad-" "I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU JACK!!!"

#spiderman 2099 #peter b parker x reader #across the spiderverse #miguel o'hara x reader #sleepover

[tiodolma]

PALOMIDES BRO HOLY SHTTTTTTTT

"By my head," said Sir Palomides, "Sir Tristam is far bigger than Sir Launcelot and the hardier knight. Have ye assayed them both?"

he really thinks tristam is more awesome hahahahhahaha

this is real love, folks... being Tristam's sworn mortal enemy is doing a number on Palomides

#le morte d'arthur #arthuriana #palomides #tristam #sir tristam #sir palomides #tristam x palomdies #heli blobbing #i will go down with this ship

[channieissocute125]

Sweet Revenge

Positions: Lee: Han, Ler: Changbin

A little bit of Ler: Bang Chan

“Stop” Changbin said irritatedly.

Han had been poking his sides and tickling him all day and he was fed up with it.

“Do it one more time, I dare you.” Changbin said with a smirk on his face.

“Why?” Han asked feeling a little suspicious about what Changbin was saying.

“You’ll see.”

Han slid a little closer to Changbin who was on the couch and poked his side.

“You asked for it!” Changbin said and instantly pinned Han’s arms above his head on the couch.

“W-wait what why?”

“You really didn’t think this was coming? Think about it, you’ve been poking and tickling me all day”

“I know but hyung, please spare me. You know how ticklish I am.” Han said this with puppy eyes trying to look innocent.

“Too bad” Changbin replied matter of factly.

Changbin started slowly moving his free hand down to Han’s armpits. He did this fully knowing it was already too much for Han.

Han started laughing even before Changbin touched him.

“Please nohoho wait-hahahahaha”

At that moment Changbin touched Han’s armpits and started fully tickling him.

“HAHAHAHHAHAHA”

I just touched you and you’re already laughing this much?” Changbin questioned

Han started shaking his head back and forth in order to get over the ticklish feeling. He even tried escaping but Changbin was too strong.

Next, Changbin started spidering up and down Han’s sides. This made Han absolutely lose it. He started screaming at how ticklish it felt.

“AAAHAHAHAHAH! Changbihin hyung plehease STOHOP”

Unfortunately for Han, this made Changbin tickle him harder.

Changbin couldn’t help but laugh along with Han. He loved his laugh and the feeling of complete control over the younger. “Oh how the tables had turned”, he thought.

At that moment, Changbin decided to completely straddle the rapper by sitting on top of his waist, facing the top part of Han.

If Han was not already dying, this was it. Changbin dug into his sides making him 2 inches away from death.

“NOHOHO CHANGBIN HYUNG I CAHAN’T PLEHEASE-! HAHAHAHA”

Han was now screaming and laughing so loud, that the whole Stray Kids dorm could here him.

Suddenly, Chan walked into the room, seeing Han and couldn’t help but laugh.

“What did he do this time?” Chan asked

“He kept poking and tickling me all day and I was fed up.” Changbin said

“Awww Changbinnie was too ticklish.” Chan teased

“Plehease Channie hyung! Plehease help mehee!”

Chan started poking Chagbin’s sides, in and effort to make him weak and stop tickling Han. It worked, and Changbin let go of Han.

“Thank you hyung.” Han said in relief

“Hey, why did you do that?” Changbin asked, pouting.

“He was literally screaming, you were about to kill him.” Chan said, giggling a little.

Changbin, feeling defeated went to his room.

“Thank you again hyung.” Han said

“Of course, anytime” Chan said chuckling

#stray kids #stray kids tickle #tickle #han jisung #Changbin #bang chan