#he cannot be normal

[notdysfunk]

#he sleeps in the most unorthodox ways imaginable #he cannot be normal #im rlly tired and this is all i could think about #im gonna go sleep now #goodnight #moondrop #moondropfnaf #daycare attendant #fnaf moon #fnaf sun #sunfnaf #moonfnaf #fnafmoon #sundropfnaf #sundrop #moon x reader #because imagine y/n walking in on this #moon please just be normal #/j /silly #my art

[attroxx]

ღ harlow

Romantic attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme

Sexual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme

Aesthetic attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme

Sensual attraction: none | very low | low | medium | high | very high | extreme

send ღ and my muse will rate yours. — accepting.

#bedlamology #〈 answered ask. ★ 〉 #〈 ghost reply. ★ 〉 #he cannot be normal #ghosts version of romantic attraction isnt normal lmao but

[pollyanna-nana]

Thistle’s last act was to revive Marcille.

Even while his desires were being fully consumed by the demon, he recognized the threat it posed and, in his final moments before ‘disappearing’, reached for Marcille’s hand. And in the process… seemingly revived her, given the winged lion’s reaction. Wagh…

Incidentally… this is also part of why Marcille and Laios say this in the second to last chapter. She needed to be revived to revive the rest of the party + break the seal on the demon (which also caused problems… but it all worked out in the end.) Man.

#polly speaks #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #thistle dungeon meshi #laios touden #marcille donato #dungeon meta #sure I’ll make that a tag #also #thistle posting #aaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I’m not normal. #he ended up doing good in the end…. wagh #also they want him to be ok 😭 this is why I cannot accept that he’s dead he deserves to live and get and be better

[waterdeeping]

On the subject of our future plans there was something I wanted to discuss with you.

#help i love him your honour #why does he have to be so fucking cute #you cannot honestly expect me to be normal about this man #i'm gonna pinch his cheeks and squish him #gale #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3edit #gamingedit #mine:bg3 #mine:gifs #baldur's gate

[emkini]

I think about Zuko and Ursa a normal amount

#atla #avatar #avatar the last airbender #zuko #ursa #atla fanart #em draws #illustration #I had heart of stone from SIX playing on loop while drawing both of these #because I enjoy hurting myself #I am on a fucking roll right now apparently #cannot go five seconds without drawing something #the stuff I've been posting is so incredibly self-indulgent but y'know what. I do not care #normally i'd have a modicum of shame but nope #if I want Zuko to look sad in his mom's robes then that's what he's going to do <3 #privileges of being an artist #yes it's 4:30 in the morning shut up #id in alt text #edit I fixed his wack ass face

[egophiliac]

Have you drawn rollo? And if not I would love to see your take on the silly man especially with his new card out

the problem is the hat. THE HAT. I confess that I have been avoiding drawing him in any detail because of that stupid hat. so have some hatless Rolls:

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #glorious masquerade #normally i like drawing hats but i just. i cannot draw the holy dorito without it looking SO bad. i'm sorry. #neige's hat also sometimes gives me grief but at least if i screw that one up he doesn't look he's been kicked out of a packers game #how does he even keep it on his head. he must have a spine of titanium. #truly he is the posture prince

[soft-cryptids]

They are just so father & daughter, your honor. 

#The Last of Us #Joel Miller #Ellie Williams #Pedro Pascal #Bella Ramsey #tlou fanart #my so called art #LISTEN #...listen... #I look at them and I want to scream into the void #to see them being both sassy and affectionate with each other ended me ok #yell daddy issues as loud as you want I cannot hear you over my own pterodactyl screeching because he is *such a dad* #and I love ellie SO MUCH #the softness #oh man #it hits hard ok #I saw the cheek squish and I needed a moment #SHEEESH #no I will not be normal about this #they mean everything to me #that scene was just. feels

[warpedpuppeteer]

You know what gets me? The fact that Buck was so fucking pissed at his parents and was taking it out on the punching bag yet when Eddie places a hand on the punching bag, Buck stops mid punch. He's so in tune with Eddie and his movements that he catches the move while he's fucking pissed and stressed and goes oops can't hurt the boyfriend by accident. Also the fact that Eddie knew Buck wouldn't accidentally punch him . The fucking trust he has.

#buddie #AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THEY'RE NOT CANON?? #anyways I'm slightly obsessed with that scene #because truly he was just fucking going ham on that punching bag #i would've accidentally punched Eddie's hand #but not buck #he cannot be normal about anything #also the strength it takes to hold back that punch like ok damn buck

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

alcina dimitrescu KILLS her maids and drinks their blood

karl heisenberg tried to use a BABY as a weapon

ethan winters is WHITE

mother miranda tries to STEAL someones daughter

at the end of the day, your favorite resident evil 8 characters are terrible people

#resident evil village #ethan winters #resident evil #u cannot tell me that ethan actually did something bad #please be fr 😭 #ethan winters is a horrible person for killing a family a five! #man come on #open ur eyes… play the game maybe… #i get just not liking ethan #but why come up with a bunch of unreasonable excuses for why he sucks 😭 #liek just say u hate him #u dont gotta start babying the lords or demonizing him #hes just a normal guy come on bro #most arguments i see r full of buzzwords tbh #i havent seen anything that has made me think #huh… maybe that is a bit messed up of him… #he is a victim of other peoples consequences #he is forced into situations where he has to fight to survive #idc if people hate ethan… but the second u start pulling stuff outta ur butt… #im sorry i gotta defend my gf #its annoying whenever people complain abt ethan fans goi ng like #‘haha i like him hes a normal guy’ #cos waht r u arguing against #he IS a normal guy #he is literally a civillian…? #come on #conpare him to chris or leon who literally work for the government or whatever #its weird to get defenisive over ethan… not being normal…? #just leave him alone😭 bro has 100 hate articles abt him already #again another essay in the tags

[rainebownerd]

You guys he was being so plain because he knew!!!! He knew that if he went all out all the time like Aabriya, we wouldn't survive it

#you all kept mocking him for wearing the same shirt #now just know that we are not surviving this season #it's a tpk for all of d20 fans #LOOK AT HIM!!!! #AND THIS IS JUST THE FIRST EPISODE FIT #CAN YOU IMAGINE THE REST OF THE LOOKS HE'S GONNA PULL??? #d20 fanbase found dead at the end of pride month #reason of death: brennan lee mulligan serving looks #I'm sorry i cannot #d20 #dimension 20 #dungeons and drag queens #brennan lee mulligan #i need an izzy reacts series to accompany all of the episodes #much like adventuring party #idunno dropout make it happen #someone @ sam reich i know he's on tumblr #dimension20 #bob the drag queen #alaska thunderfuck #monét x change #jujubee #guys i'm being so normal about this

[enduracarrotchips]

new season

#if he didn't have a flip phone he'd be on twitter i know this #he looks so happy to be held #why can't i draw normal things like actual art.. #the 2nd tweet is my favourite tweet of all time. ik i reuse it i cannot help it #bungou stray dogs #osamu dazai #consistency? i don’t know her #dazai #bsd

[kk1smet]

Meeting each other for the first time in St. Mungo’s, years after the bloody war.

“Fucking hell.” Harry tries, and then fails, not to stare at Malfoy’s ass as he heads out of the ward. The robe is just so flattering. “What is Malfoy doing in med school?”

“I can’t do this with you again,” Ron says. “I won’t. I refuse, on moral grounds.” - No Harm by @tessacrowley

Read here.

Starting the year with an art inspired by a fic I feel not so normal about. It’s on its second chapter, and it has me on a perpetual chokehold since the first. The pacing, setting, and their voices completely took my breath away. It started strong, and only gets stronger, like the world just pulls you in and you can’t help but to immerse yourself in it. Tessa has done it again. My heart.

xo, kismet

#drarry #Never will they ever be normal about each other #kismet draws #art inspired by fic #No Harm by tessacrowley #drarry art #artists on tumblr #harry james potter #draco malfoy #I am so down for down and out Draco #Healer!Draco #Auror!Harry #someone help the bloke #he cannot talk normally to his crush #also ron is just so done

[19burstraat]

Apropos of all my musings about queer temporality and rejection of reproductive futurity etc etc I simply do not believe Kanej would ever have kids sorry. To my mind Kaz was born to be your dad's dubious, extremely rich friend who gives you a wodge of cash on holidays and birthdays, and Inej was born to offer to kill your ex and take you home when you're drunk and missed curfew and MUM WILL BE SO MADDD. To all Dregs-related children they're like the weird aunt and uncle who burn movies illegally onto DVDs for you, teach you to swear, let you eat loads of sugar, and then dump you back on your actual parents in order to shirk the consequences of all the sugar and swearing. All kids have to be sixteen before you get the 'so not only is Kaz in organised crime, he basically IS organised crime' chat. They hit your ex boyfriend's car. They bought you a pony. They said they'd bail you out of jail and you didn't think they were joking. Etc.

#this is meant to b funny but also I do believe kanej exist to resist futurity & that extends to an uncertain/unconventional life #'so he wasn't meant for a normal life. was she meant to find a nice man....' #not wrong to imagine or want it for em but personally I cannot reconcile it... in me noggin..... #six of crows #kanej #grishaverse #my post

[bruciemilf]

I'm. Not okay. About them.

#thinking about bruce being the sweetest eurydice methaphor for harvey. because harveys oprehus. hes the lost lovwr leading his #trusting love. he doesn't know where he is going. he will get Eurydice killed. eurydice knows this. eurydice forgives him. eurydice #loves him. but orpheus cannot love himself. that was their coffin. #HNGGG #bruce wayne #harvey dent #bruharvey #not normal abt them at all #mitski #words #twobats #dc comics #dc

[ddarker-dreams]

yan scara would be a true menace to anyone artist he's commissioned to draw his darling. he becomes a backseat painter. critiques every sketch sent his way, scoffing at their incompetence because they forgot a freckle in an important place or how the sunlight hits your hair during the golden hour. at one point the artists swears that scaramouche's counting each individual eyelash to make sure the numbers line up.

once scara is finally content with the art made in your likeness, the artist makes some comment about how they hope you'll enjoy their work.

scara blanks for a moment but brushes them off.

no one beside himself needs to know all these paintings, sculptures, and sketches are solely for his viewing pleasure...

#scara calls you weird for staring at him too long as if he doesn't have a hidden room with dozens of portraits of you #he cannot be normal for any length of time #scaramouche brainrot

[somegrumpynerd]

Killer's nightmare

He has many, but the one he has most often is of coming out of stage 3 and finding he's killed his new family too alone again. Or maybe worse, that he'll never quite be without someone from his past.

Luckily, it is just a nightmare, and he has a different Nightmare he can see to help him calm down.

#UTDR #UTMV #Killer Sans #Nightmare Sans #The others weren't technically in this so I'm not tagging them #Their time will come... #Truce au #Kinda? I just kinda shove all my interpretations into there so why not #On some level he knows the others will stop him #And that he literally cannot kill Nightmare (Nightmare has told him this since the day they met) #But the scary dream part of the brain doesn't care about that #It's okay Boss is there to help c: #He reads out loud until Killer's more or less back to himself #Or falls back asleep depending on how things go #And before you say anything it is Perfectly Normal Business to hold your henchmen in your tendrils to help them calm down after a bad dream #Nothing overly familiar or fatherly here!!! Just regular employer things TM #Pretty happy with how this came out! Maybe I will do something similar again... :3c