#he's spitting straight facts tho

[zerobaseonefics]

reaction to the lipstick trend (pt.2) ㅡ park hanbin, junhyeon, kamden

boys planet trainees x gn!reader

genre : fluff

I HAD SM TROUBLE WRITING FOR JUNHYEON FR. YOU WILL PROBABLY FEEL IT </3 hope y'all like it tho 😔🤙🏼

pt. 1 here

• P.Hanbin

at first, hanbin bring that trend up as a joke... but he didn't expect you to be so hyped up about it and to run to find the lipstick. he's not complaining tho, he thinks you're cute when you're excited about something. even more if the something is peppering his face with kisses.

when you came back, you had two different colors. you plopped on his laps, sitting sideways, as you showed both of the colors.

"which one do you prefer?"

an idea bloomed in hanbin's mind. you know, there are basic principles for an healthy relationship. one of the main point is to trust your significant other. however, you made a mistake by trusting hanbin, because he was literally going to scam you in order to get more kisses.

faking hesitation, hanbin chooses the pinkish one.

you fell into his trap with no problem, applying the lipstick on yourself with hanbin telling you when it was good since you had no mirror with you.

your attention went back to him, and with no hesitation whatsoever, you started planting soft kisses all over his face. they were longer than a simple peck, to make sure the stain would be visible enough.

hanbin closed his eyes, a shy smile that he tried to refrain on his face. you started with his nose, then moved down to his chin, back to his cheeks. he savored the feeling of your soft lips on his skin as you kissed his jaw. your kisses ended up going to his forehead and you finished, looking at his pleased face.

hanbin didn't open his eyes yet, thinking you would kiss him more. when he felt one of your hand ruffling his hair, only one of his eyes popped open.

"you're already done?" he asked.

"yes! i think you have enough marks on your face."

"could've let you kiss me all day" he muttered inaudibly as you grabbed your phone. it was okay, he had a plan anyway.

"should we record now?" you said and he nodded.

you recorded the video the same way it was done on tiktok, and you sat with him to review it, making sure it was good enough to post. you loved it. hanbin loved it. but it isn't about love right now, it's about being a fraud. hanbin was a fraud but that is a okay, because scammers also deserves a love story!

"i think we should do it again because the color isn't suitable with the light of the room. it's not pretty enough with the color of my hair neither. when i think about it, maybe we should try again with your other lipstick."

everything goes according to plan because you were completly oblivious to his stratagem. you simply grabbed something to wash away the stains on his face and the color on your lips. he let you cup his face while you softly brushed a tissue against his skin to take off the previous kisses. that's how hanbin, a mastermind, succeeded in making you do that trend three times in a row in order to have more kisses.

• Kamden

"i would rather stand naked in alaska cornered by a hundred people than do this."

you felt like your jaw dropped to the ground when kamden replied this to your request. sure, you knew he would be reluctant, but not that much! he just couldn't take this seriously, the whole concept sounded stupid to him.

"so. you want me to sit here in front of a camera while you reapply lipstick but you fail just for the sake of failing and i use my finger to do... whatever they are doing on that tiktok and then i have to look at you like i'm.... yeah no. do it with your teddy bear or something."

you whined at his brutally honest opinion, a bit shocked considering the fact he spit his venom with a straight face.

"what? it's cute, right?" you insisted, sure he was going to change his mind for you. he looked at you as you gave him dejected puppy eyes. kamden scoffed, looking away. there was no way he's falling for this. no, he was stronger than this. in his opinion, intimacy was supposed to stay... intimate. why would people on the internet have to see this kind of content from you two? plus, it just ruins a moment to turn on a camera while he's with you. it's staged. it's not natural.

you sighed in defeat, realizing there was really no way in hell kamden would do this.

"right... that's okay, i'll ask a friend to do it with me."

"yeah, just do tha- what?"

an alarm has been triggered in kamden's brain. if you did this with a friend, wasn't it weird? and what friend were you going to do it with?

"what friend?"

"you mean 'who'?"

"yeah, who?"

"i don't know, maybe jay."

it was enough for kamden to change his mind. he pointed his finger at you, with a new found energy.

"bring that damn lipstick." your face lit up at his words.

"we're doing it?" you exclaimed.

"yeah, only if you don't post the video."

you nodded frantically. after you went to grab what was need for the video, you sat next to him. "you're ready?" you asked, "yeah, whatever".

despite his grumpy attitude, you weren't oblivious to the way he played nervously with his fingers when you planted the first kiss. you weren't oblivious to the fact that he was biting his inner cheek in order to not smile, either. you knew he liked it, otherwise you wouldn't have done it.

kamden knew he liked it as well. but how could he show it? it would be embarassing after all the fuss he made not to do the challenge. you guys filmed the video, and you respected your promise by not posting it online, keeping it to yourself. this was the day kamden realized he loved cheek kisses the best, and he waited for you to sleep to send himself the video secretly.

• Junhyeon

you literally asked the wrong person. yes, junhyeon accepted your request, but there was something about him you forgot. junhyeon would combust if he didn't create a mess each day. even a little one, it was fine by him, but this menace could not go to bed happily if he didn't participate into chaos.

"how about i apply the lipstick on your lips for you?" he proposed. you didn't think about it twice, handing him the makeup supply. you felt the makeup on your lips as junhyeon was putting it for you. at first he did it right, but you noticed that little by little, a smirk appeared on his face and he started to go overline. pulling your face away, you jokingly hit his arm.

"what are you doing" you said, acting like you were mad even if you find the joke funny.

"what? isn't overlining the lips trendy?" junhyeon responded, acting innocent.

"yeah, act like it wasn't one of your jokes" you rolled your eyes still pretending to be annoyed.

"you were so pretty i couldn't stay focused, that's why" junhyeon explained in a dramatic tone.

you made an exaggerated grimace after hearing his cheesy words, hitting him once again. junhyeon's laugh ringed through your ears while you were catching a tissue to clean up your lips. he looked at you from afar, a smile on his face. junhyeon got up from the couch he was sitting on and went to backhug you. you put your hands on his as you felt his lips planting soft kisses to your jaw.

"i'll do it properly this time, if you still want to do it" junhyeon said, resting his head on your shoulder.

"is it another joke" you answered with a straight face.

"yes."

you whined while he started laughing once again. hearing your complaints, he didn't let go of you to make you turn around and face him. then, junhyeon leaned in to kiss your lips quickly. "i'm kidding, i'll be serious this time. i want kisses too."

after that, junhyeon got kisses from you indeed, but not because of the trend.

#b0ysplanetfics #boys planet #boys planet fics #boys planet imagines #boys planet reactions #kpop #boys planet drabbles #boys planet trainees #kum junhyeon #park hanbin #na kamden

[stonertora]

Sub Kenma x Demon Fem. Dom reader ❤️

Part 1

MINORS DNI, HEAVY NSFW

Warnings: drug use or abuse idk (reader smoking weed) , breath play, fingering, size kink, rough sex, blood, spanking, marking, biting, slapping, pet play, bondage, humiliation, orgasm control, cursing, heavy language, overstimulation, age gap (age isn’t mentioned), choking, hair pulling, squirting, anal, spit, pegging, mommy kink

So I’ll just make something clear right ahead or ppl get confused, the reader definitely has some demonic abilities and features like horns, wings and a tail, I’ll just say that Reader herself can choose who sees the features or not, so people might not see them. I’ll also write it in readers pov.

After I ended my 9 hour shift, I just needed something to drink, an energy drink would do it’s job tho, so I’ll buy two for my boyfriend too. after I say goodbye to my coworkers, I quickly left.

my legs were hurting. standing all day really wasn’t made for me, I could just fly all day, but of course I can’t do that, what would people think of me, seeing some cashier randomly floating in the air? they’d probably freak out and call the police, so yeah, I can’t do that here.

It’s about 8 p.m. so now I’m on my way to the nekoma highschool, getting my boyfriend from his volleyball training. I could hear his friends already yelling and laughing, nothing new though they’re always fucking around with each other. I bet Yaku’s beating Levi’s ass again.

Only thinking about it got me crackling. I mean he shouldn’t mention Yaku’s height all the time, so it’s his fault. As I walked closer to the boys, I looked for Kuuro cause where Kuuro is, Kenma can’t be far away.

,,Sup bitches. Where’s Kenma at?’’

I yelled out of no where, suddenly the pain in my legs all gone, and adrenaline building up in my body, that’s one thing I love about his friends, they never fail to light the mood. Most of them nearly got a heart attack, which brought a wide grin to my face.

,,Damn y/n, you could’ve warned us at least, Levi almost shat his pants. Anyways your boyfriends on the toilet right now.”

Kuuro told me, almost loosing it himself thinking about Levi’s scream, but couldn’t suppress a slight grin on his face. So I sat down on the bench next to the boys, listening to how their training went, how Levi kept on fucking up the easiest stuff, or how they once again tried to stop Yaku from beating his ass, which I know had Kenma’s hair growing grey soon.

,,Damn Levi, you really should keep up with the training, if you keep fucking up Yaku’s really about to kill your tall ass.”

I told him, while opening my energy drink.

,,But it’s not that easy y/n-Chan, I just seem to really be too stupid for all this. And stop calling me ‘tall ass’, or I might call you minor dater, old hag or something like that.”

he said already getting himself ready to run for his live.

,,The fuck you said you lil bitch?”

I yelled at him, ready to rip his limbs one by one. I was ready to yeet his stork ass, but couldn’t do it. He got hit pretty hard in the face by some basketball.

,,OWWWW! That FUCKIN’ hurt man!!”

He yelled while blood ran down his nose.

,,Then shut your reckless fucking mouth, bitch.”

Everyone now looking shocked over to the direction the basketball came from. An angry Kenma walking towards us. Okay he was pissed, even more than me myself, you can see it, even a blind person could see it. The fact he extra got himself a basketball instead of a volleyball proves it even more.

I walked over to Levi, and stared straight into his eyes while he sat in the ground, Tora holding a paper wipe on his nose.

,,You can be happy it was Kenma who threw the ball, if it was me and I’ve had be half as mad as Kenma you’d be headless by now. So watch your language.”

I told him, I know he’s probably shitting his pants, but he must hear it.

,,I-I’m sorry, y/n-Chan, Kenma-San, won’t do it again I promise.”

I kneeled down of his level of height and grinned slightly.

,,You’re good, lev. Don’t worry, I wouldn’t kill you. take my energy, it’ll help with the pain, yeah? Keep the cold can on your nose it’ll help it to stop bleeding. “

I stood back up walking over to Kenma handing him the other energy I bought.

,,Take it. You need to calm down. You’re right about what you said but you really didn’t needed to throw a whole ass basketball in his face. Poor man’s probably got a broken nose by now.”

I told him still grinning, I know Lev deserved it, and the scene replaying in my head almost got me loosing it.

,,Whatever…”

Kenma said, taking the energy drink out of my hand.

,,What you say?”

I asked him, voice stern.

,,Sorry, I meant thanks, Babe. He just pissed me off.”

he told me.

,, Yeah, I understand, let’s go home. Your live stream should start in about an hour.”

we walked over to the others.

,,We’re leaving now, his livestream’a gonna start in a hour. See y’all tomorrow!”

After we said goodby to everyone, we’ll except to lev for Kenma, we walked home, enjoying the weather, it’s so hot outside like we’re almost melting. We went inside our apartment, while he started his livestream I started cooking. Some Katsu cutlet with rice and fried eggs and soysauce.

Placing it in two rice bowls, and walking to our shared bedroom. I opened the door quietly, careful not to make any noise, not to disturb his livestream. I placed his bowl next to his PS4, and quietly sat down on our shared king sized bed. I ate my food while watching him gaming. After about 10 minutes I finished, meanwhile he didn’t even touch his food once or looked at it. I didn’t wanted to disturb him, so I sent him a message to eat his food before it gets cold.

After another 10 minutes I got an idea on how i could make him eat. I crawled under his gaming desk, gently laying my head on his left thigh, gently massaging the other one with my right hand. He slowly looks down, while I whispered to him to eat his food. Which he nodded to, but still didn’t touch his bowl once. This. Little. Bitch.

The fuck he thinks he is to just ignore me? So I decided to change my plan a little. Just a little. While he kept streaming and talking to his viewers I started massaging over his crotch, which finally got me a real reaction. Man’s almost choked on his own spit but no one noticed. But he kept ignoring me, so this bitch really wants to know it huh…?

Playing all cool in front of his friends, only if they knew what a little slut he is for me. I kept massaging a little harder on his crotch, already feeling how his boner grows. Still acting all cool huh? Wait till you feel this. I slowly pulled down his pants, together with his boxers. His cock jumping out of his boxers, saying hello to the cool air. A little whimper can be heard.

,,AYO? What was that Kodzuken? 🤨”

I heard one of his friends ask.

,,Nothing, are you schizophrenic or something?”

,,Nah, I heard what I heard. But if you say so…”

heh. You heard damn right, I slowly licked a stripe along his cock, then a few licks on the tip, which ended in me sucking his cock while he’s streaming. I can hear his breath getting faster, heavier, it got worse with every second. Swirling my tongue around his cock, adding my hand to pump what doesn’t fit in my mouth. When I felt him almost cumming I suddenly stopped and stood back up and let myself fall on the bed, watching some TikTok’s. After another 5 minutes I heard something like,

,, Alright, that’s all for today chat, see y’all in 2 days. Bye.”

then he ended the livestream and turned off his PS4, and walked over to the bed, laying down next to me, trying to kiss my neck.

,,Uh excuse me sir? Sluts that don’t eat don’t get to cum, it’s that easy. So eat your food now it might still be warm, if not put it in the microwave. After you ate we can maybe talk about this.”

He looks at me with the “are you serious right now” look on his eyes, but stood up and started eating. I knew he wanted to talk back, but this ain’t working on me, it’s only gonna make everything even worse for him, and he knew this. So I continued watching my videos, after a few minutes i felt something entering the bedsheets, one look down already told me everything.

so I laid back, turning off my phone and laid it down on the little nightstand next to the bed. I felt my pants being pulled down, then some light kisses and rubs against my clothed pussy. My heart starting to beat faster, legs lightly trembling. I felt him pulling my panties aside, his hot breath meeting my now free pussy. He slowly started licking along my pussylips, just how I like it. His tongue meeting my clit, licking lazy circles around it, sucking on it here and there.

,,H-hah…keep going, pretty boy.“

I told him, my breath getting a little heavy. He then moved his wet tongue from my clit to my entrance, now tongue fucking me.

,,Hnggh…just like t-that..“

I grabbed a fist full of his hair, pulling on it, he moaned into my pussy, sending little vibrations straight to my core.

,,Mmhh..g-gonna cum soon, pretty. Make mommy feel good..“

he then again started massaging light circles around my clit with his tongue, adding two fingers inside me, curling them up to meet my g-spot.

,,H-hnggghh~…just like thaat…you’re making mommy feel soooo good..”

my moans getting louder from minute to minute, the lewd sounds working me up even more,

,,P-please…mommy…wan’ you to…c-cum all over..m-my face…m-m’ s-soo…needy for your c-cum..”

that’s all I wanted to hear, him begging, knowing his place, the lewd sounds of moans and being eaten out mixed together sending me over the edge…

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Sup:) There’s definitely going to be a part two for sure! It’s just it’s 1 am over here and I have to work in like 5 hours. 💀 so I’ll post part 2 tomorrow or Thursday:3 I hope you liked it

#haikyuu kenma #kenma fluff #kenma smut #kenma scenario #kenma kuzome #kenma drabble #kenma headcanons #hq kenma #kenma hcs #kenma kozume #haiku on tumblr #haikyu x reader #haikyū!! #haikyuu #smut #x reader #dom reader #fem dom reader #male sub #haikyu smut

[yikessmicah]

bloodweave

heres some bloodweave brainrot copy pasted directly from my priv twitter bc i was going insane at like 3am last night

// tw mention/brief discussion of astarion and gale's trauma, including sexual trauma. ill highlight it red so you can read the rest if youd like while avoiding the triggering part.

also obvious spoilers for part of astarion and gale's personal stories/quests.

AND DISCLAIMER this is my opinion and straight up brainrot u can ship whoever u want in bg3 idc <3

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sorry im having bloodweave brainrot because out of everyone in the camp i think gale Would be the objectively best match for astarion to be in a successful relationship with.

he wouldn't push him to do anything (tho i dont think any of the companions would, but ykwim) and since gale has his own form of relationship and sexual trauma (the fact mytsra groomed him since he was Literally a child and was only ever intimate with him on the astral plane therefore he's never had real physical human touch and intimacy) it would be overwhelming for him too!!

hed WANT to take it slow, he'd WANT to be as accomodating and like. he also has something on his body that represents his trauma the same way astarion does!! astarion has his scars and gale has the orb tattoo on his chest. i also think just. astarion's whole life as a spawn was only surrounded by people he Hated talking to. people who would spit insults and berate him, treat him like he was pathetic and disgusting - but gale? gale of waterdeep who never fucking shuts up?

gale of waterdeep who would gladly wake up and immediately shower him with compliments using words astarion had never even heard before? gale who would would describe astarion's features for him re: him not being able to see his reflection in such words and with such ease that eventually astarion starts to *like* the fact he doesnt have a reflection?

gale of waterdeep who would spend every waking moment of his day - that he wasnt spending talking to or being with astarion - working on a way to cure astarion of his vampirism or at Least a way for him to walk in the sun?

GALE OF WATERDEEP . who would gladly and without fucking question give up touching astarion ever again if he told him to?

gale of waterdeep who would answer every question astarion had? who would comfort his every dark thought?

gale of fucking waterdeep who would CARE for astarion so fucking well that he would genuinely start believing and KNOWING !!! he was worthy of love.

gale of FUCKING !! WATEDEEP !! who would vow to never shut up again if thats what helped astarion deal with the memories of sitting alone in a dungeon for months or YEARS at a time at the hands of cazador (not that that would be particularly hard with how me he talks already /pos).

gale who would gladly give up ever seeing the sun again and completely flipping his sleep schedule if it meant being able to walk the streets with astarion safely.

gale who would truly and wholly give nothing but his honest and real self. bare and beaten but NOT broken. show that astarion was the same. not broken. not something to be "fixed". simply something - SOMEONE - that needed to be guided a little. simply someone that needed safety.

gale of waterdeep who would do anything for his blood to taste sweet for astarion again. so he wouldnt have to fear where his next meal was going to come from. so astarion would never have to sink his teeth into a beast - let alone a sewer rat - ever again. never again would he let him have to hunt criminals in the night through the streets Alone. EVER AGAIN!!!

gale of waterdeep who would give up sleep to be by astarion's side as much as he could (since hes human and astarion is an elf). i just. he would do anything for him. Truly Anything.

gale of waterdeep who would wait weeks, months, YEARS - CENTURIES. if that's how much time it took for astarion to say i love you back. gale would say it 300 times a day and not once would it ring with the exigency of needing him to say it back.

gale....

#bg3 #bloodweave #astarion x gale #gale x astarion #bloodweave brainrot #brainrot #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 bloodweave #baldurs gate 3 bloodweave #astarion ancunin #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios x astarion ancunin #baldurs gate 3 astarion x gale #original post

[wendytestabrat]

gerald is spitting straight out facts abt kyle LOL

ok i loved how s20 rlly explored gerald & kyle’s dynamic and how much of a strained relationship they have and how gerald is closer to ike & likes him more and understands him better than kyle. it makes sense tho that gerald & ike would have a special bond with each other bc they’re the more laid back and chill ones of the family compared to kyle & sheila LOL. and bc they’re both guys too which s20 rlly explored when gerald kept having all those one on one talks with ike to talk abt guy humor and shit. it’s obvious gerald can’t have these kinds of talks with kyle and talk abt fucked up gross shit bc kyle is just gonna get all upset and be a huge drama queen as usual. so i feel like this is def part of the reason why kyle is so fucked up bc he feels neglected af by BOTH his parents and misunderstood & unloved since he’s his dad’s least fav child. i also feel like that’s the whole reason behind why kyle is so damn preachy all the time and constantly has to yell at everyone and force his beliefs on them bc he feels like no one is listening to him or cares bc it’s shown his parents ignore him A LOT, unlike cartman’s mom who gives him wayyy too much attention and smothers him. cartman & kyle are both narcissists who constantly crave validation but for different reasons. cartman thinks everything is all about him bc he gets TOO MUCH attention and always gets his way wheras kyle thinks everything is abt him bc he’s a total victim who feels like NOTHING goes his way and no one acknowledges him. but also the fact that kyle doesn’t even act like a normal boy and is gay af and has a lot of feminine qualities by getting all overly sensitive and worrying abt dumb shit like a girl does is prob a HUGE reason why he doesn’t connect with gerald as much as ike does. and i def think this is a HUGE reason why kyle is in the closet and doesn’t wanna admit he’s gay LOL. gerald prob makes kyle feel like he’s not the son he wanted and he doesn’t like how kyle can’t act like a normal dude and laugh abt dumb shit. i feel like gerald might be homophobic af which was shown in “mr garrison’s fancy new vagina” how he had a problem with lgbt shit when he didn’t like mr garrison having a sex change. and then sheila gets on his ass lecturing him abt how being trans is perfectly fine and he should be more tolerant. so that’s why i feel like sheila would def be the way more accepting parent abt kyle being gay than gerald (AND it’s been shown she gets along well with cartman too). so yeah it makes sense kyle wouldn’t wanna come out as gay if his dad doesn’t like it and basically shuns him for all of the gay qualities he already has LOL. that’s also why i feel like kyle overcompensates by acting all aggressive and feisty af all the time (and of course hiding being gay would make someone rlly pissy and irritable too), it’s his way of trying to seem more tough and maculine than he rlly is bc he’s embarrassed abt the side of himself that’s rlly just soft and nurturing af. but at the same time i feel like kyle still has a closer relationship with gerald than sheila (which could also be a BIG reason he’s in the closet bc he cares abt gerald’s opinion the most as the parent he looks up to more) bc he’s not as crazy and off the wall as her LOL. even tho kyle is way more similar to his mom than his dad i feel like kyle still tries his best to be more like his dad and model after him bc he knows damn well his mom is just a fat bitch whom no one should be like even tho he won’t admit it and gets mad whenever anyone points it out.

#south park #kyman #kyle broflovski #ike broflovski #gerald broflovski

[ddejavvu]

rough time atm but i am momentarily back on my bullshit

once again, hybrid steddie. what’s new. BUT.

hybrid alpha wolf!steddie who are pretty much just a slightly tweaked version of their puppy!counterparts!! instead of just soft eyes and pouty lips when they want something, they’ll put out a subtle scent into the air too!! (they swear it works)

reader who adopts em from a shelter ofc, and even tho sweet reader is just a silly little human, she’s their silly little human <33. it’s like a shiny new toy to them - they wanted you as soon as you walked into the shelters doors (and eddie swears down that he put out a very very strong scent and that’s what must’ve lured you over to them, but steve swears it was how soft he was with you and the fact that he let you pet his ears so quickly and made his face go all pink and soft and honeyed that reeled you in, especially considering your more shy or reserved nature).

reader who (just like me fr) is a bit oblivious and ignorant without meaning to be. they can get away with so so much purely just because reader doesn’t really realise what they’re doing.

they know that technically scenting someone directly is a mate thing, they know, okay. but when one day, steve feels a particularly powerful burst of affection for you and he swipes and nuzzles his face over your neck to scent you hard, and all you do in return is giggle and squirm a bit cus it was tickly, eddies eyes go from mad/shocked, to knowing once he realises they can actually get away with something they’ve been dying to do. when they bring their spit and tongues into the occasion with licking and grooming through, that’s when they have to be smarter on the spot as you pull away confused. we’re just kissing you! it’s meant to be soothing!! try have a nap while we do it, swear it’ll help!

they scramble into ur bed with u as soon as they can - starts off with em just tumbling into it every morning to wake u up, and for talks every night before bed, until they go for the big one and manage to sneakily start sleeping in bed with you. and they’ll force their clothes and blankets on you casually all the time too, and before every outing they’ll beg for ‘big brave hugs’ because the outside world can be scary with so many people, and all they seem to want to do is nest stay in, and they’ll do some sneaky swipes of their tongues and rub themselves as much as they can get away with on you as a mark that anyone else needs to back off.

wolf alphas steddie who think you just scream mate. they try and treat you like an omega even if you’re only a human. sometimes they get frustrated because you’ll never go through heats, and a heat is like, a prime time for an alpha to prove and provide for his omega :(( so they decide to try and do it the human way. flashing their bodies a bit more, stretching their necks to show off their blank mating mark area hoping that you subconsciously know why, if worst comes to worst, they’ll try and get your kind nature to help them out. like, they plead that they just need someone small and soft and cuddly to belong to, and to care for, and it’s cemented officially if that someone has matching bites in their neck, so.. okay if we can’t bite you, please bite us instead :(( we know you won’t do it deep enough to count or to hurt, but please???

and if reader obliges it makes things worse bc she has teenie little fangs in her natural human teeth that if she tried hard enough, could pierce their mating glands

maybe one goes into rut before the other (whichever hasn’t been dealing with the situation the best), and readers just scrambling and lost. the other guiding her into exactly what to do, to go into the room with them both because can’t she hear him whimpering and making all that noise??? he needs her?????

n if reader goes along with it for whatever reasoning, it sends the other straight into a rut too. god help her if they try and knot her, the jealousy is something she’s never dealt with regarding them before because they’re so good at sharing, she’ll need to reassure one that he’ll get to knot while the other is trying to go to town and get her undivided attention - which will just further trigger their combative alpha tendencies even more. maybe one of em manages to sneakily bite down where her mating gland would be in a moment of delirious haze, and seeing the bruise that seems to last forever finally is enough for em. they’d definitely constantly be calling you hybrid omega related names, despite reader reminding them she’s not

[ie me having a tiny scenario in my head of the first time one of em tries to lay an omega nickname on her, and reader just tilting her head to the side -ironic omega move- and explaining that she’s a human, as if they weren’t painfully aware. equal parts endearing as it is frustrating. steve definitely just keeps repeating it. that frustrated almost stern stare he does with his hands on his hips. omega. steve??im human Omega. no, stevie remember im not— omega. till reader just gives in

cw: hybrid au with wolf hybrid!eddie and wolf hybrid!steve. don't like don't read, or block the tag 'hybrid au' below. hybrid au faq

this post is 18+, minors dni.

first of all i <3 u and i hope you feel better soon!!

second.. mmh. there is something so special to me about wolf hybrids!eddie and steve... especially steve mskgnsjfn he's so <3333

no bc they probably think they're like these big strong predator-type wolves, all sharp teeth and low growls, but you step into the shelter and by god those are two sweet puppies. ofc you tell them that sometime and they get all >:O WE'RE BIG STRONG ADULT MEN >:O and you're like yeah but you're cute :( and they can't say no to you </3

eddie 'putting out a scent' does it even work? do we know? i think it'd be funny if he was convinced he was actually doing something and if in reality he was just Sitting There :] but you wander over to their little area and steve smiles at you so you decide to say hi! and he's definitely very friendly and happy to meet you! he's cautious, bc while he's normally very proud of being a big scary wolf, he doesn't want to scare you. so he's ducking his head for you to feel carefully at his ears, and when you pet them he gets all blushy and pinkkk i'm going crazy :(( <33 eddie's probably more cautious, watching how you interact with steve and how you react to him n stuff before he gives you a chance to really meet him too, but by the end of your visiting hour you've got them hooked. whether you take them home that day or not, they're already yours.

no bc the first time they ever really purposefully scent you it does tickle!! steve just buries his face in your neck and smooshes and rubs and smears and it's so tickly and sweet that you can't help but giggle :') and he's a little surprised by it, too, so he and eddie just stare at each other like.. oh yeah <3

from then on, watch out. you're never free, you're never safe, there will always be a threat of someone's face in your neck. they do have to be careful with licking you, though, bc the first time they do it ur like.. wtf was that.. and they're like oh honey nothing :] it's just a hybrid thing, it's nothing special. is it okay? and when you know that it's instinct you're fine with it, but they're careful from then on just in case it weirds you out, which it doesn't after the first few times.

they're such bed hogs!!! every single morning they come and wake you up and steal your covers and every single night they come in and talk your ear off and snuggle you to sleep :') eventually, they just close the gap and spend the night in your bed, but I hope you have at least a queen because nothing else is big enough to fit all three of you. even if you do have a queen they're big guys and it's definitely a stretch, you'll have to cuddle really close to be comfy together :')

it's funny to you bc you buy them the clothes but they make you wear them all the time?? you're like steve i bought this 'cause i thought you'd like it. and he's pulling it over your head like babe i love it. wdym. this is my favorite hoodie. and you're ????????

if you ever have to go out without them, like to meet with your friends or maybe do some quick grocery shopping or whatever, they're alwaysss smothering you first, getting their stink all over you </33 it's just bc they're deathly afraid of losing you to someone else, bc obviously they love you so much and have since they first laid eyes on you, so who's to say that no one else would?

they'd never ever ever ever think you were less than or lacking just bc you're not an omega/hybrid in general, but they are bummed sometimes that they can't fulfill your needs like they could if you were one. but ofc never fear, they can always just treat you like an omega anyways! and i mean full on we will do everything to make you happy/comfortable/fulfilled, they would rip the foundation of your house off the ground and move it a million miles if you suddenly decided you wanted to live by the beach.

no honestly them stretching all the time and showing off for you doesn't catch your attention because you suddenly have a huge database on hybrid lore, it's because they're fucking hot lmfao. they're always flexing their necks around you for some reason?? and their necks look amazing. it's so easy to get caught staring at them and they're like holy shit it's working!! and you're like holy shit they're hot lmfao. and omg i have little teenie fangs too!!! they definitely fixate on them and u didn't hear this from me but they've jacked off thinking about you biting them with your little fangs before <3

mmf the thoughts in my head about their first heat/rut......... steve harrington's breeding kink is (i'm fairly certain) a registered and frequent AO3 tag, so if eddie gets to knot you first, just bc he happened to be the first one to stick his dick inside of you?? hell no. he's huffing and puffing and growling and groaning while eddie fucks into you like a jackhammer, and it's all you can do to keep your attention on steve long enough to console him. they're grumbling and snapping at each other but eventually eddie decides it's not up for debate anymore, and he's just going to make the most out of fucking you for the first time. so he's sucking at your throat, nipping at your neck, making out with you like his life depends on you swallowing his tongue, and you're practically gagging on it, looking up at steve with desperate, teary eyes, trying to promise him that he can go next. just the thought of eddie trying his damndest to take up all of your attention at once, fucking you so hard and so desperately while you try clinging onto the idea of comforting steve.... i'm actually drooling i think.

wolf hybrid steddie will not stop calling you omega related nicknames just because you aren't one... they can't be stopped, especially not when you are endearingly omega-like <3

#hybrid au #<< block for no more hybrid content! #wolf hybrid!steve #wolf hybrid!eddie #let's talk about wolf hybrid!eddie !! #let's talk about wolf hybrid!steve !! #hybrid smut

[dabislilbaby]

Tied Up With Ribbon

A/N: I know it's like a week late😔 I've been super busy and stressed and barley had the attention span to work on this :( BUT tis finally done, and I hope you guys like it <3

Warnings⚠️: 18+, smut, established relationship, oral (m receiving), throat fucking, dacryphilia, praise kink, bondage, slight choking (not really tho, he puts his hand on ur neck but doesn't squeeze), spit kink, very soft top Tamaki

Word Count: 2.8k

@haru-x-ren @electricnovaa @juslili

3 days

A soft spring breeze blew past as you painted the small bird in front of you, sitting under the large, white sakura tree at the park across the street from your apartment. The smell of fresh cut grass and an array of flowers filled your nose. "Hey bunny." You heard a familiar voice come from behind you. You turned your head to see your boyfriend in his hero costume coming to sit next to you on the grass. "Oh, hi baby! You on lunch right now?" He nodded his head before leaning it on your shoulder, his soft hair brushing against your cheek. "Wanted to come by and see you before I went back on patrol." He said as he set down a large Bento box in front of you. It was his favorite shade of russian violet with white petals painted in detail.

He always spent his lunch breaks with you, usually bringing you sushi or ramen from that place you like. But if he had the time, he'd cook something at the agency and always make extra just for you. Sharing his food was a love language to him.

He lifted his head and opened the pretty purple box, the delicious smell hitting your nose instantly. You set down the sketch book you were painting in on the ground next to you, sitting up straight and taking in the scent. "Mm that smells so good, what is it?" He pulled out two sets of matching chopsticks and handed you one. "It's just Unagi, but I did something a bit different with the sauce. Let me know if you like it."

You took a bite of the Unagi with a small pile of rice, letting the flavor of the sauce melt on your taste buds. You tilted your head back against the trunk of the tree and closed your eyes. "This is the best fucking thing i've ever tasted." He looked at you and smiled. "You say that about everything I make." He stated with a small laugh. You opened your eyes and turned your head to him. "That's because everything you make is absolutely amazing." You giggled and kissed his cheek, watching as the tips of his ears tinged pink.

"What were you painting? He asked as he also took a bite of food, leaning over you a bit in an attempt to glance at your sketchbook. You picked it up and set it in his lap. "Just some birds that I saw." He flipped through a couple pages to look at the ones you'd done earlier in the day. "Pretty." He stated plainly as he stared at the splotches of watercolor on the thick paper. He lingered on the page with the blue Dollarbird. "Can I keep this one?" Tamaki has many of your paint sketches hung in his apartment. Aside from you, and butterflies, they were his favorite thing to look at. You nodded and leaned your head on his arm, the warmth of his skin coming thru the dark fabric. "I'll put it in a frame and bring it with me next time I come over."

Just as you took another bite, a butterfly landed on your knee. You both stopped to look at it for a second before Tamaki reached out his hand to let it crawl onto his finger. "I've never actually seen one of these in person before." You stared at the baby blue butterfly with a bit of a confused expression. "You've seen many butterflies in person before." He shook his head softly. "Not this one." He paused, turning his wrist to get a better look at the colors on its wings. He smiled. "This is an Icarus butterfly. They're usually found in Europe or North Africa, But i've never heard of one being in Japan."

You smiled as he continued to list off random facts about the butterfly. You found it so adorable how most of the time he was quiet and really soft spoken. But when he'd get on the topic of butterflies, he would talk about it for hours to anyone who'd listen. And of course, you always did. "It's my favorite species of butterfly, I like the colors on it's wings. He held it up so you could see the meld of blues and purples with white streaks. It flew away a few moments later and landed on a flower next to one of the park benches a few feet away.

"Anyway, I should probably get back to the agency before Fat starts wondering where I am." He gave you a gentle kiss on your forehead before standing and readjusting his golden cuffs. "I'll call you when my shifts over."

"Okay, bye Tama!" He waved to you as he walked away. You started thinking about what he said about the butterfly. That it was his favorite kind and he liked the colors. His birthday was coming up in a few days, and you still had yet to buy him a present. You knew how much he loved your paintings. So much so that he was constantly asking to keep them. And then you thought that, maybe for his birthday, you could paint him a picture of his favorite butterfly.

~

Today

You pulled the purple Ube cake from the oven and set it on top of the stove. Quickly removing your blue oven mitts, you stood next to Tamaki and wrapped your arm around his. "You almost done with frosting?" You asked, leaning over a bit to see. "Mhm, wanna taste?" You smiled and nodded your head. Tamaki dipped his finger into the bowl and then held it up to your mouth. This was a perfect opportunity to tease him a bit.

Your lips parted and he placed his frosting-covered finger on your tongue. You looked him in the eyes and sucked on it slowly, which was not at all what he expected you to do. The tips of his ears flushed red and his eyelids drooped. There was a slight ache below his belt and suddenly he forgot what he was even doing. You licked your lips and smiled up at him innocently, and when you thought he was too distracted to notice, you took 3 finger fulls of frosting and smeared it on his cheek.

You giggled as the surprised expression took over his features. He picked up a bit of frosting on his own fingers and made a 'come here' motion with his other hand. You laughed and shook your head. "No come here." You backed up a few steps and the next thing you knew, he released his quirk and wrapped you up with one of his tentacles. He pulled you closer to him as you struggled in his grip and then smeared the frosting all over your face. you squirmed and pleaded objections as he spread it on your collar bone and open chest.

"Tamakiiii!!" you screamed, pulling at his arm. "You're getting frosting all over me!! We're not gonna have enough for the cake!" You pouted. "Okay, okay." He laughed as he set you down, pulling his tentacles from around ur waist.

He leaned down and kissed your cheek, getting frosting on the tip of his nose. "I'll go get something to clean this up. Be back in a sec."

He entered the spare room in your apartment where you kept all you extra supplies. It was also the room you liked to paint in because of the big window overlooking the park across the street. He noticed the canvas set up on your easel facing the window. You must have been painting earlier today before he came over.

He was always curious to know what your painting, so he goes over just to take a quick peek. When he turned to face the painting, his eyes lit up at the butterfly the two of you saw just the other day. He sat down on the stool in front of your easel and just stared at it. It was so pretty. Beautifully painted with all his favorite colors, and your signature in the bottom corner.

A few minutes had gone by without him noticing and then you came around the corner. "Baby what's taking you so lo- oh." His eyes left the canvas and landed on you. "You weren't supposed to see that until later..." You looked down, avoiding his gaze and he saw the blush that tainted your cheeks. He looked over to the small table next to your easel and noticed the roll of wrapping paper and dark purple ribbon. "Is this for me?" He asked and pointed at his chest. You nodded and smiled softly. "Do you like it?" You took a few steps closer to him and he wrapped his arm around your waist, pulling you down to sit on his lap. He buried his face in your neck and whispered. "It's perfect Bunny." He kissed your jaw and then said "It's pretty, just like you."

Your heart melted at his words and you wrapped you arms around his shoulders, leaning into the warm embrace. "Happy birthday Tama, I love you more than I could ever put into words." He turned his head to look you in the eyes with a soft smile painted on his lips. "I love you too." He kissed you deep, filling it with what he felt for you.

You rested your head on his shoulder while you both started at the painting. "So what should I do with all this new ribbon I just bought to wrap your gift?" You teased, giggling as you both shifted your gaze to the roll of purple ribbon sitting on the table. He thought for a moment, and then the image of the way you sucked the frosting off of his finger resurfaced in his brain.

Why'd you have to look at him like that?

His cheeks burned red at the memory. "What is it baby?" You asked, tucking a piece of his hair behind his ear. His head dropped and he rested it on your chest, trying his best to hide the blush on his face. "I have an i-idea..." He stuttered. And then you felt something poke between your legs where you were sat atop his lap. Poor thing, he always got so flustered when he thought of something lewd.

~

"i-is it too tight?" He asked, a bit worried as he began to tie the knot around your wrists. "No, it's comfortable." You reassured in a sweet voice. "Okay... Then I think I'm done." You sat back on your knees, straddling one of your soft pillows as Tamaki looked you over. Completely naked with purple ribbon wrapped around you. Your arms were bound behind your back and your doughy thighs squeezed by how tight it was. It was wrapped around your neck too, connecting at your cleavage where 4 bands of ribbon were pulled taught around your breasts.

"Is this how you want it baby?" You teased, leaning forward and resting your face on his sharp v-line. His cheeks and the tips of his ears burned red as he nodded. He gently cupped your face with his right hand and ran his thumb over your bottom lip, slightly pulling them apart. He placed his thumb on the flat of your tongue and watched as you sucked on it, batting your pretty lashes. You swirled your tongue and moaned, making him melt as he let out a sharp breath. He pulled his thumb down your chin and tilted your head back slightly before grabbing your neck.

"Open.'" He commanded softly. You opened your mouth for him and stuck out your tongue. A large glob of spit fell from his lips and slid down the back of your throat. With his hand still wrapped gently around your neck, he felt you swallow it. The sight was almost too much. "s-shit." He stuttered under his breath as he started dripping precum. He moved his hand to the back of your head when you kissed the skin right below his belly button. Next was the base of his shaft, and then his tip. It visibly twitched right in front of you. "I wanna make you feel good Tama baby." You whined as you took him into your mouth and buried your nose in the tuft of indigo hair. He shivered and pumped more precum down your throat.

He had a soft grip on your hair, entranced by the way his dick disappeared down your throat again and again. His free hand reached to gently pinch at your nipple, making you whimper around him and vibrate his tip. "S-so good~" he whined, still blushing. He pushed your head just a little, leaning his head back as he let out soft moans. The wet sound of your mouth filling his ears. He was getting lost in the feeling and without noticing, he began thrusting into the wet heat.

"Ngh~ " He was just about to cum when he heard a muffled gag and stilled his hips. He looked down at your tear filled eyes and panicked. He pulled out of your mouth and you gasped for air. " I-i'm sorry bunny, was I too rough? I d-didn't mean to hurt you." He leaned forward and wiped the tears from your eyes but you shook your head. "No no, I'm okay baby." You reassured, but he didn't seem convinced.

"Were you feeling good, Tama?" You asked in a sweet voice, kissing his v-line. He hesitated for a moment but then nodded softly. "Then do it again." You Instructed. "But I-"

"I'm fine, honey." Your eyes sparkled with a sweet smile, still glossy from the tears almost shed. "It feels good when you use me like that." His face was burning red as he swallowed the lump in his throat. He didn't wanna hurt you... But you did look pretty with tears in your eyes..."O-okay." He responded shakily as you opened your mouth, asking him to put it back in.

He started slow, moving his hips in tandem with his kinda steady heart beat. He paid close attention to the way your face contorted with each thrust. Brows furrowed and a little whimper every time he hit the back of your throat. He carded his fingers softly thru your hair, picking up his pace while you hollowed out your cheeks. He looked down past where the two of you were connected, and saw the way you grinded your hips on the pillow, creating a bit of a wet spot.

He throbbed against your tongue and the grip on your hair tightened. His pace quickened and soon he was slamming himself into your mouth, whimpering and whining like he was the one in his knees. You continued to drag your clit of the plus fabric, chasing the friction while your boyfriend abused your throat. More tears welled in your eyes and your did your best to keep steady breaths through your nose. His hips stuttered and you felt him pulsating. Another tear rolled down your cheek, blurry your vision while Tamaki began to empty himself down your throat. The taste of his warm, sticky cum was enough to get you off, clenching your thighs around the pillow while your orgasm came over you.

Tamaki held your head down on his dick while he continued to pump his load into your warm mouth, still whimpering a few curses and his legs beginning to feel weak. He pulled out slow, breathing deep and whining from the sensitivity while you caught your breath. He felt like his legs were too weak to continue to stand on his own, so he fell to his knees on the mattress in front of you, letting you be an anchor. He wrapped his arms snug around your waist and buried his face in the crook of your neck, kissing the skin softly. "You tired, honey?" You asked in a soft whisper. "Mhm." He whined. His arms tightened and you kissed his shoulder. He lifted his head to look at your face, wiping away your tears. "Are you okay though bunny? it wasn't too much was it?" You smiled and shook your head. "No baby im all good." His cheeks flushed and he kissed your cheek.

"You wanna untie me so we can cuddle and get some sleep?" You cooed. He nodded with the most adorable pout and reached behind you to loosen the knot. Your wrists fell free you pulled the ribbon from around your body, discarding it onto the floor for now along with the pillow you came all over. You laid back into your warm bed sheets and pulled Tamaki with you. His arms and legs were all tangled in yours, burning his face in your chest and soon he was kicked out.

Maybe tomorrow you'll make him a proper cake, since you both got too distracted to finish the other one.

#my hero academia #mha fanfic #mha smut #mha x reader #mha x you #mha fanfiction #mha fluff #mha my hero academia #y/n #mha tamaki #bnha tamaki #amajiki tamaki #happy birthday tamaki #tamaki amakiji #tamaki x reader #tamaki amajiki #tamaki smut #tamaki x y/n #tamaki x you #tamaki fluff #mha #mha anime #bnha

[fanbananananana]

green for go

Summary: Someone bumps into you in the pub and, frankly, you’ve reached your limit. Or you will. 

Pairing: Irish Joe (From the Pub) x Reader

Word Count: 2,881

Warnings: Ummm... quite a lot of smut. 2,881 words of it in fact. Daddy kink, degradation, spitting, breeding kink (a smudge), mean joe being mean :( but then not so mean :) basically, if you like the idea of getting railed in a pub bathroom, this is for you.

A/N: Yeah, I need some help. Thanks for reading tho! 

The noise in the pub was ridiculous, it had reached truly awful levels a whole pint back and didn’t seem to be receding anytime soon. She and her mates had had enough and with a slam of the last gulp she dropped her glass onto the table and took a steely breath, fully ready to turn around and unleash some type of judicial wrath on the pillocks in the corner of the pub.

Before she could even turn her body she was jolted nearly half way out of her seat by someone dropping into her back.

“What the absolute fuck-”

“Sorry! Sorry! Didn’t see ya there!” She whipped around and came face to face with pure green. Everywhere, all in her eyesight, she blinked and craned her neck up when she felt a hand settle on her arm, landing straight into a pair of big brown eyes looking at her over a pair of godawful early 00’s sunglasses.

She’s struck dumb, how can someone so cute look like they just stepped out of of 2001 music video? She doesn’t realise he’s waiting for a reply until she glances back up after perusing his grey Adidas bottoms and jolts when she realises he’s caught her doing the full stare-down. A blush rises on her cheeks and his eyebrows raise as his tongue comes out to lick his lip. 

“Uhh, is that you lot in the corner then? Making all that noise?” There's a beat where they both take in what she’s said and she nearly kicks herself for sounding like a 55 year old grouch. 

“Yeah!” he grins, “My mate Mike is doing a music video, it’s well funny, he’s a rapper.” She tries not to stare at him blankly but she can see him deflate the longer she doesn't have a reply for him. 

“So um, what are you doing here then?” he stutters.

“Oh I was just here for a couple of drinks with my mates” she looks down and realises that there’s absolutely nothing left in her pint which means there’s very little reason for her to idle; her voice trails off as she glances back to her drink and then back to him. 

“Oh!” he seems to get the hint “Do you want a new one? What you having?”

“Just a pint of Guinness please” He seems overly pleased with her choice while she gets up to join him at the bar. A long break seems to come over the both of them as they lean against the old wood; a mutual eyeing up, a deciding factor, and suddenly she doesn’t don’t know why she’s waiting. She decides to take the plunge.

“I-uh-actually I’m going to head to the loo” she tries not to fumble the words leaving her mouth but she sees him tilt his head in confusion when she stares a little too long at him. Before she can think about it she rushes off and resists the urge to look back, banging into the bathroom and leaning against the sink, letting out a shaky stilted breath. 

She looks at herself in the mirror and strains her ears to hear if he’s followed down the hall - suddenly the door crashes open and closes just as fast, he’s locked the door in lightning time and spun around to face her. A breath, a moment passes, and then he’s in her space, sharing breath. So close she can feel his chest expand when he drags in a deep breath. He reaches up and pushes his sunglasses up his head all without taking his eyes off of her - she’s satisfied that he seems just as entranced as she is.

He brings his thumb up and runs it over her lip smearing her lip-gloss across her cheek; her moan stutters out of her as she imagines how it would look if it was his come instead. He pries her jaw open and has two fingers pressing down on her tongue before she can even catch her breath.

She adjusts and then starts to suck; is intent on learning the pattern of his fingers. She can almost feel his hips jerk and “Jesus fuck, sweetheart, your mouth.”

He grasps her chin then, resting his wet hand across her cheek and spitting into her mouth like he hasn’t just met her 10 minutes ago in a tiny London pub on a Tuesday afternoon. As soon as she feels his spit land on her tongue the edges of her vision goes soft, everything muted as her whole awareness narrows down into him.

She barely realises that she’s being lifted up and over the sink, the bathroom mirror a shock of cold on her flushed face as she’s pushed into it. Hearing coming back in a sharp rush as she hears him snarl “Come on sweetheart, look at yourself, cock drunk already and I barely even have my hands on you, hm? What are you going to be like when I finally make some room in your cunt for me huh?”

She feels him lean over her and relishes in feeling suffocated between his hard body and the unforgiving sink. She feels his breath on her cheek before he wrenches her head back and when he finally gets his mouth on hers, he groans, the sound reverberating throughout the room and straight down to her cunt. 

Fuck, it’d been so long since she’d been kissed. He feels all-consuming, feels like if he didn’t have a hand around her jaw she’d float up to the ceiling. She moans as his tongue flicks the roof of her mouth, the kiss becoming slopping as she takes in the taste of him; pure guinness and an under-tang of something smooth, cigarettes and cotton infiltrating her nose with his closeness. 

His hands get desperate, grabbing across her thighs and up up up until her panties are suddenly pulled down around her ankles. Immediately, she feels two fingers sink into her and the stretch makes her cry out, her breath misting up the mirror in front of her. She’s barely aware of the breathy noises she makes every time he crooks his fingers and she makes the mistake of glancing up into the mirror and catches his eyes just as she clenches up tight tight tight. Thighs shaking as she breathes through the wave; she’s boneless, knees knocking as she turns and slides to her knees. 

Smooths her hands up his jean clad thighs and starts to un-do his trousers but stops suddenly- “I think it’s-I think it’s too big” she whispers, wide-eyed as she comes face-to-face with his cock. 

“Aw honey,” he mocks. “You’re the one who invited me here, remember? And now you can’t handle a little extra cock in your mouth?”

She narrows her eyes, she understands a challenge when she hears one. She pulls away and before he can even think to raise a complaint she’s halfway down his dick, taking more than she can manage. His hand shoots to her hair and clenches hard while she moans, a muffled sound with her mouth full of him.

“Fuck sweetheart, you like that?”

She nods the best she can and he pulls harder, letting his hands manipulate her hair into  a ponytail for leverage.

“‘M gunna fuck your mouth now, okay? You gunna let me use that pretty mouth for whatever I want?”

Her eyes flutter as he pulls her closer and he pushes further into her mouth until he feels the flutter of her throat.

“Fuck, baby, you feel so good,” he pants. You’re doing so good for me honey, that’s it.”

She hears a thump and glances up to see his head has fallen back against the wall as he uses her mouth. The glide of his cock comes easier now as she starts to drool slightly, the mess mingling with her lip-gloss he had smeared earlier across her cheeks.

“You’re so fucking messy, aren’t you? Just a messy fucking girl wanting to be fucked like the dirty little baby you are in a fucking public bathroom, isn’t that right? God, I can see the way your thighs are clenching together every time I slide deeper down your throat, you’re desperate for it aren’t ya?”

She nods as much as she can with the grip he still has on her hair, straining to take him even deeper even though she can feel his edging his way into her throat - the furthest she’d ever taken anyone before. She gags and it only seems to spur him on, his pace increasing until tears start to escape from her eyes. 

He notices and slows slightly, reluctant to remove himself completely, he leaves the tip in her mouth while he wipes her tears away.

She pulls back and croaks a soft “Thank you” 

He smirks, his countenance softening slightly as he strokes her cheek “I should be thanking you, shouldn’t I?” 

Before she can blinks he hoists her up again against the wall, pressing her tits against his chest as he asks “Are you-?”

“Yeah, fuck, jus-”

He slaps her, not hard enough to hurt but just enough for her to startle as he brings his mouth to the red spot on her cheek “Such a dirty mouth on you. Try again. Try better.” He murmurs.

“Please. Daddy. Please, I’m on the pill” she can feel her face flushing over her already redding cheek.

“Aw, baby” he mocks as his tongue comes out to rub along his teeth, “You don’t like it when daddy is mean to you?” 

Words have escaped her, she opens her mouth to speak and a whine leaves instead, her chest rising and falling rapidly and she stares into his eyes, pleading for him to hurry up.

“I think you do like it,” he continues as he brings his hand up to wrap around her neck “You like having a mean daddy to order you around, honey? Slap you around a little bit until you get wet from it? Fuck my come into you nice and deep?”

She can’t help it, the whine that leaves her mouth travels all the way up from her belly, entirely too loud for where they are and he immediately shoves two of his fingers back into the wet het of her mouth. “Shhh baby, be quiet for daddy.”

The fingers do a good job of shutting her up, she’s too distracted pressing her tongue up against them to realise that his other hand is guiding himself inside of her. He slips along her folds, rubbing over her clit and she jolts a little before mumbling “More daddy?” around his fingers. Evidently he’s feeling compassionate because the next thing she feels is him giving her tiny nub a hard slap with the tip of his cock.

It knocks the breath out of her and before she can gather any back in she feels him push his way inside of her, making room where there was none before, “Just a little more baby” he mumbles, clearly distracted by the wet heat of her, not stopping until he’s wedged all the way inside. It feels like she can feel him in her throat, the painful pinch deep in her belly letting her know there is no more room for him, something that he doesn’t seem to believe. 

“Fuck, baby” he groans in her ear as he grinds down into her, starting a pace that he knows is too fast but can’t quite make himself stop. Her hips squirm against his and her hands have started to paw uselessly across his chest, grabbing fistfuls of his ugly green rugby jumper as she tries to ground herself. She suddenly becomes very aware of the whines coming out of her mouth silly little pleas of daddy, please, no, it’s too fast, please, too hard, don’t, it’s too much, I can’t- but he doesn’t seem to care, just shushes her until she finally goes limp and pliant in his arms like a silly little doll.

“Fuck,” he groans. “Are you crying, baby?”

“It’s too big, daddy,” she splutters, and yeah she’s crying now, tears spilling over and running down her rosy cheeks.

“Look at you, my sweet girl” he coos, “letting daddy see how good he fucks you, you look so pretty when you cry baby.”

This time when he wipes her tears away it seems to make something snap inside him, his thrusts get harder and he brings a hand down to play with her pink nipples, pulling and twisting, her groaning reaction only seems to fuel him-

“You’re gunna take what I give you aren’t you?” All she can do is stare into his face as he continues to thrust - it’s clearly not the response he was looking for and his hand moves lightning fast to catch her cheeks between his fingers. “I said-you’re gunna fucking take it aren’t you?” and before she can even respond he’s moving her head for her, her cheeks pinched between his fingers, puckering her mouth. 

“I know.” he pants, “I know baby, it’s hard but you’re taking me so well aren’t you?” he nods along now, a faux little sympathy smile lighting up his face, his bottom lip pouting as he mocks her. “I know it’s too much for your little cunt but you’re doing so good, you’re so perfect for me, fit me like a glove, don’cha?”

 All of a sudden he’s pushing her face back roughly as he pulls out and flips her around, she finds herself face down over the counter and he’s back inside her within seconds. His tempo has increased, thrusts hitting harder as she whimpers and goes limp.

“Fuck,” he groans, fucking up into her. “You” —thrust— “like” —thrust— “that” —thrust— “baby?”

Her breath hitches and she whines, trying to keep it down, trying to not let the sounds and words out in the small bathroom. Her eyes scrunch up tight and she bites her lips so hard she can start to taste blood.

She underestimated his attention and suddenly he’s reaching for her clit, “Come on, sweetheat, don’t keep it in,” he starts to rub in slow, messy circles and she can’t take it anymore, it’s building in her chest and climbing up her throat “-daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!” She cries as she clenches down babbling as he continues to thrust, his hand gradually getting more soaked as he continues to rub her clit even after the pleasure starts to turn into a sharp awareness. He presses in with just an extra little pressure and the breath is punched out from her, a wounded noise escaping as she realises she’s stuck between him and the counter, no escape in sight.

“Daddy, mean” she stutters out as he straightens up and brings her with him, “Look.” he demands pushing her head to lean back onto his shoulder so she can see their reflection in the bathroom mirror. His cheek pushed to hers and those stupid sunglasses still pushed up on his head. 

Her mascara has streaked across her cheek, her cherry-flavoured lip gloss still smeared across her cheeks and chin. His eyes catch her own glazed-over look in the mirror and his tongue pokes out of his mouth, a smirk rising as he takes her in.

“My baby’s going to look at me this whole time, isn’t she? Because if she’s not I’m not going to let her come again, isn’t that right?”

You nod along, too far gone to resist and he seems to relish in it, this power he has over you. He starts back up again; pushing in with one hard thrust, enough to make her scream.

“Shut the fuck up” he snarls, “ You want everyone outside to know you’re in here getting filled like a little slut hm?” 

The words make her clench and “-oh you do? You do want everyone to know you’re in here getting fucked by daddy yeah? Want your little pussy plugged full of my cum before I send you back out there? Drippy and still needy?”

She squirms at that, pushing herself back onto his cock, all white-hot heat - she’s getting close again, spurred on by the ragged breathing behind her and the obscene squelching noise her pussy is making every time his cock moves in and out. It makes her flush more than she thought possible, a tingling moving up from her toes. 

His thrusts are getting sloppy and his voice raspy “You gunna come for me, baby?”, he’s gritting his teeth, refusing to give up before she does.

She’s crying again, punched out noises being pulled from her with every hard thrust and suddenly it hits her like a boulder, her toes curl, her cunt clenches and he folds himself over her as the aftershocks of her orgasm drag him under, collapsing with a deep groan.

“Fuck,” he pants while pulling out gently. “You okay?”

She whimpers a little at the loss of him and she can feel him twitch from where he’s still leaning against her bum.

“Yeah, ‘m okay,” she says, still breathless. “So, daddy, you got a name?”

He breathes out a chuckle, “It’s Joe.” 

She catches his eyes in the mirror, still lent over the counter catching her breath. “Well Joe, fancy buying me a pint?”

#joseph quinn #joseph quinn x reader #joseph quinn fanfic #joseph quinn fanfiction #irish joe x reader

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Cabaret at TheKit Kat Club Experience !!

So, I saw Cabaret at the Kit Kat Club at the Playhouse theatre on November 15 (11/15/2023) with Nic Myers as Sally and Jake Shears as Emcee.

Below the cut is where spoilers start lol: honestly the whole thing is super secretive- from the stage to the venue itself. So if you ever plan on seeing it live or have the opportunity to do so, you have been warned!

When you walk into the theatre there’s this awesome:

You will see before you descend the stairs; at the bottom of the stairs, they put a sticker on your phone :)

You’ll continue walking down the hall where the walls are white and covered with pictures all over of the actors past and present.

You probably pass some of the actors who are milling about, chatting, flirting, dancing playing instruments.

I was in the first row of the upper dress circle and god it’s tight up there. Definitely wish I’d payed a bit extra to be on the floor and to at least have room 😖

Also note; I don’t talk about Herr Schultz and Frauline Schneiderall that much in these notes, but that’s because their scenes are so sweet and straight forward. These two give you the Schneider and Schultz you’ve seen and you know you love; there’s nothing outlandish or left field that happens with these two like some of the choices with Sally and Emcee. The same can be said for Ernst and Cliff. Nothing wild has been changed with their characters. In fact, most of this will probably be me trying to decode the strange new take on the Emcee and The Kit Kat Club. Anyway! Here are my thoughts and stuff that stuck out to me!

(Also if you’ve seen this production with Eddie Redmayne or have listened to it and have a hypothesis— he makes this strange sound like he’s spitting? In a lot of the songs- I thought it maybe part of the orchestration, but I didn’t notice it with Jake Shears and chalked it up to Eddies character choices. So if you know what the sound is or can give me staging It would soothe my brain)

Willkomenn:

🍷 in Willkomenn, when the Emcee does his whole “comment ca va?, do you feel good” speil he paused after every time, as if to test what language the audience would respond to

🍷 He kept the “do you feel good- yeah I bet you do 😏” line even tho it wasn’t on the revival album🥹

🍷The way to tell Victor and Bobby apart is to lift their arm and stick your face in their armpits and take a big wiff. Bobby did not want his armpits sniffed and Emcee had to beg him

🍷 Bro I love Hermann; he was so stoic and dead inside- he just stood there and did the most basic version of what everyone was doing. He was also fully clothed lol

🍷When they sing the whisper verse, they were all posing in various positions and the Emcee crawled between their legs

Don’t Tell Mama:

🎀 When sally screams at the beginning, she was lying on her back throwing a tantrum

🎀 The Emcee is on stage for the final verse and he acts as Sally’s brother: when sally says the line, “if he squeals on me i squeal on him” they squeezed each others nipples

Perfectly Marvelous

💚When Cliff and Ernst are talking and Sally barges in, she’s wearing her coat, a beige and orange scarf, funky sunglasses and carrying a ton of luggage

💚at the end of Perfectly Marvelous, when Cliff says “besides I’ve only got one narrow bed,” the Emcee rises out of the circle in the center of the platform wearing the exact same thing as Sally: the coat the scarf and the glasses. Two Kit Kat Girls come up the same platform in a suitcase that looks just like the one Sally was carrying

💚 Nic Myers didn’t do an American accent

Two Ladies

👯‍♀️ The KitKatGirl who “makes thebed” puts on a hardware belt and does explicit things with a hammer while the other has a spatula. Or a whisk ,, The One That “Does The Cooking” goes behind Emcee and uses the whisk to “thrust” into him and when he says daily bread, she pulls out a baguette, she also fills out a whip lmao

👯‍♀️ During the instrumental break all the other Kit Kat Members come up through the stage wearing explicit things and doing explicit things to each other. The one that stood out the most to me was Helga jacking off to a copy of Mein Kampf— it was super chaotic and I don’t remember details

It Couldnt Please Me More:

🍍More often than not the sailor Kost was fucking was either Bobby or Hans- even referring to the former as such. Also, they refer to her as Fritzie explicitly so it’s cannon that Kost=Fritzie and not just an actress double casted.

🍍Before Kost runs into Schneider after letting Bobby out, Schultz is leaving Schneiders room and accidentally is trying to out her robe on instead of his jacket

Tomorrow Belongs to Me

* So Emcee comes on stage holding a box and is dressed in a robe and only a wig cap

* One by one, the member of the Kit Kat Klub put these dolls that are wearing brown suits with Blonde hair on the stage. They are standing militanty. very much providing Nazi imagery

* During the song, the figures go around the turn table while emcee is singing

* At the end of the song when he says the last line, he pulls out a blond wig and holds it in the spotlight

Money:

💸Money was the song I was most excited for because of the images I’d seen of the skeleton costume. I had a hard time figuring out why the skeleton, but it was cool nonetheless.

💸 the Emcee rises out of the middle of the floor, his clawed hands reaching out first.

💸 I watched Emcee legit drool on the stage (Groffsauce in Hamilton vibes) he was spitting those lines out so hard

💸 I don’t know how to interpret the staging of the song, the real star of the scene is the costumes, but I took it as the Emcee represented money? Everywhere he went the KitKat Girls followed, wailing and begging him and the surrounding audience for money.

TBTM (reprise )

* I mean. I feel like the staging for this song is always consistent and similar throughout all shows; the individuals singing with Cliff, Sally, Schultz and Sneider standing somberly. The emcee is usually eerily looking on and depending on the show is seemingly jubilant or looking wistful.

* In this, the Emcee rises out of the middle of the turn table wearing his outfit from money. He has a conductors stick and begins conducting them with a smile on his face.

* My sister said the Emcee is “If Art The Clown could talk” and Yeah, that’s pretty accurate. He goes form being the raunchy Emcee we’ve all come to love- I think the Emcee, no matter who plays him is kinda creepy, so the creepiness didn’t seem unusual- to an evil nazi

* But when we see him in money and onwards, he’s definitely giving Killer Clown- she was right, Art the Clown from Terrifier.

* The Art The Clown juxtaposition to when he appears bare faced during some songs was super interesting. It really feels like the idea of “The Nazi’s weren’t demons, they were people who did things we thought demons were only capable of,” and that’s what makes it terrifying. The clowning character is seen praising nazis and cheerfully conducting their songs- he really does seem like a force of evil that’s simply from hell. But then he talks off his makeup in the coming scenes and you’re reminding- he’s just a human who behaves like a demon and that’s terrifying-. Idk if I’m doing the best at explaining my analysis of this, but that’s what I was getting

Kickline

💃🏾The kickline is lively and the members of the Club are trying to hype up the audience before getting into formation

💃🏾They were all wearing red party hats so when the emcee comes on in his red Pierrot clown get up, he has the longest, pointed and most menacing looking hat.

💃🏾he also has a gun? Thing? He shoots a Nazi flag out of it

💃🏾 The Members of the club form a hakenkreuz shape around Emcee and he hand the flag to Bobby and they march off.

Married (reprise)

🧱 the scene before Married Sneider and Schultz are talking about the engagement. Emcee is slinking around the stage and he has something in his hands wrapped in a napkin. His movements remind me of a mime, or as Chelsea says, Art The Clown, the facial expressions with overdramatized emotion and fluidity

🧱 he slinks between Schultz’s and Sneider with a smile on his face and suddenly there’s a loud ass crash that makes- I shit you not- the entire theatre jump. The lights black out. When they rise back on, there is white confetti floating downward, to represent the broken glass

If You Could See Her

🦍Usually, the gorilla in this is dressed up and it looks more cartoonish, but to, this was just a straight up gorilla- (A really good costume) with absolutely no elements of humanity. No clothes, no slightly upturned mouth, no walking on two legs and absolutely no understand what was going on.

🦍The Emcee would address the Gorilla as if she was human, but she would only respond in an animalistic way like scratching her ass, sniffing Emcees ass or flat out ignoring him and doing her own thing.

🦍 The Emcee seemed to be back at his usually self- joking and less like a demonic force - he’s clowning and making the audience laugh and there’s the Jewish line at the end of the song (which?? I was kind of disappointed by. It didn’t give me shivers and I felt it was a bit rushed.) also people laughed, but it could’ve been a “I laugh at funerals bc it’s awkward,” and not because they actually found the situation funny. My sister hypothesized simple confusion for people who had no idea what was going on. I will agree that some of the Emcees choices are strange if you don’t know the plot/ haven’t read up on this revival before hand.

I Don’t Care Much:

🎙️ Next time Emcee is on stage he is wearing a brown suit and a blonde wig, no makeup on his face- he very much resembles the dolls that were placed on stage during TBTM

🎙️I don’t care much occurs after Sally and Cliff have an argument as usual. But after Cliff leaves Sally is getting dressed. She is putting on the same jacket and pants the Emcee is wearing

🎙️during the song the emcee is doing some weird puppet thing behind her and she’s mirroring the moves she’s doing. it was an interesting choice during this song, but I think it’s been my least favorite change. It was like she was on strings and he was controlling her. I guess it provided a good visual for the notion that the Emcee isn’t a person, rather a representation of the deteriorating culture of the the city as a whole.

🎙️ This song is good at humanizing the Emcee, especially in Alan Cummings revival; smeared makeup, track marks, slurred worlds and stilted motions. It really paints a picture of a human at the end of their rope. In this version it just solidifies that the emcee is the city of Berlin and the evils that are taking over (Which, goes in direct opposition to my previous theory on his costumes providing human- demon Nazi images but whatever I dont have the brain power to think harder about it)

🎙️ After this song Cliff gets beat up by Ernst. After the tussle, the nazi thugs are actually the members of the Kit Kat club, they are wearing the same coat as Sally and the Emcee. They finish Cliff off and take his coat away

Cabaret

🍷I mean. Damn. There’s not much to say here. Outstanding performance. Like there are performances from different actors on YouTube so you could watch those to see the blocking because it’s pretty much the same.

🍷 Nic Myers did an amazing job, I got full body chills

🍷 one critique I’ve heard is that it’s over directed and this song is the perfect example of it. As an actor and a director, I understand both sides,; I don’t see much individuality between the actors on YouTube vs Nic Myers because the staging is so specific. I will say, through my opera glasses, the emotion painted in her face couldn’t be replicated and I think that’s really where the nuances will lie- in their faces.

Finale

📸 The Emcee is back on the stage, in the same position as Willkomenn- it’s like this weird pose with his arms and legs bent (you can watch the Willkomenn performance in gram nortons show,, that’s the pose I’m talking about ((I’ve heard people say it’s supposed to look like a hakenkreuz ))the only difference is now he’s in his brown outfit with his blonde hair. Super eerie.

📸 All the characters are standing on the turn table and the Kit Kat Members are on the outer circle of the turn table wearing the same beige suit the emcee has on. The other characters are all wearing brown and there’s an eerie sense of uniformity.

📸 Then there’s the long ass drum roll as they continue to turn before the lights blackout.

#cabaret #cabaret west end #cabaret 2021 #cabaret at the kit kat club #eddie redmayne #jessie buckley #Jake shears #nic Myers #kander and ebb #cabaret revival #musical #cabaret musical #she reviews #my reviews

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Establishing the Sakamaki 🧬

Where I try to make some assumptions about the vampire boys and why they all look so different( ignoring the big fact that its an anime and anime brothers have genetics pools made of skittles):

Ever since consuming this anime/franchise, i got annoyed with the brothers looking nothing like each other.Hell even Yui asks Shu why they’re all coordinated worse than a clowns colour palette.

Using the small memory etched in me brain abt the boys I will try to draw a line on who In the Sakamaki household looks more like their mum and more like their dad - and hopefully understand whether Karlheinz has the ability to shapeshift or if there’s something else.Little disclaimer, im probably reading too much into it lmao.(diagrams drawn by me hastily)

Subaru:

Appearance wise hes got white hair with pink tips and red eyes.Easily we can say he matches both his parents since his baby pics in the game show Karl, and Christa sporting the same colours and therefore the same colour genes (have I mentioned they’re related, yikes) would be passed onto Subaru .

I believe Subaru got his hair and eye colour from his mother, not his dad.My mans got a very strong level of self hatred and views himself as a dirty individual due to his parents.There are segments in his route where Christa during her psychotic episodes confuses Subaru for Karl and does some traumatising shit to him.

I therefore headcanon that Subaru has his mothers hair and eyes but his fathers face and perhaps body built.Karlheinz may be depicted with golden eyes and white pinkish hair but I don’t think its a genetic match timeline wise, he may simply have aged.BUT, there is also clear evidence in the Sakamaki family tree of white hair and red eyes genes - this could be a form of albinism and/or an indicator of a vampires age.

Shu and Reiji:

Ill start off Shu.Hes probably the easiest one to pin point because hes a spitting image of Beatrix, blonde/orangey hair with blue eyes.Only difference is his height and gender, those he got from his dad.

Reiji is more interesting to decipher. Cordelia was kind enough to tell us bluntly that he resembles Karl when he was younger, which means, Karl is sporting red eyes and purple hair right???

Well not quite, whilst the hair MIGHT be a match in some ways (one of the cgs in his route shows Reiji with long locks similar to his dad, the only difference being his hair is straight) his eyes are a different story; unlike Subaru, Reiji’s peepers are more raspberry purple and pink in hue.What does that mean?? There must be purple genes in the family tree guaranteed, at least eye wise.

So overall, Reiji could be the closest match to his dad, except the triplets may tell a different story.

Ayato, Laito and Kanato:

Lets adress the elephant in the room, the triplets aren’t identical, laito and ayato could fit the “identical twins” because of their eyes and hair whilst Kanato fits more fraternally in the picture.Kanato has big round eyes and a softer face shape, Laito has a more refined jawline and sharp eyes, and ayato fits dabsmack in the middle of the two, with big but sharp eyes and a half soft half refined face shape.

Looking at Cordelia, her face is as feminine as can be, yet not as youthful as Yui.Kanato probably takes after her in that regard and so does Ayato.

Time to look at the boys separately.Kanato has purple eyes and hair, and it is stated that hes rather narcissistic because his hair matches Cordelia.Im assuming Kanato got Cordelia’s hair and face but his Father’s eyes.His eyes are very misleading tho because they are more lavender than raspberry purple like Reiji.Heres the kicker- Kanato and Reiji have the same eye design, only Kanato’s are enlarged and lavender.Does this mean his dad has raspberry purple, or lavender eyes??

Hear me out- theres three factors to do with eye colour according to google:

Age: As you get older, your eyes darken so this factor can head-canon that the reason Reiji has a different colour shade is because hes older than Kanato, by how much we dont know.But this means his eyes should be dark lavender not raspberry purple.

Colouring coordination: simply put colours can enhance their tones when matched right.Kanato’s design is drenched in lavenders, lilacs and pinks which would fit his hair and make his eyes appear more lavender too right? Reiji also does colour match his casual wear, mostly similar purple coloured vests to his hair,complimenting his eyes and making them stand out.However, colour matching doesn’t fully change the colour that much, rather its used to compliment it, and make it stand out.Kanato stands out because he’s all lavender not because his eyes stand out from the rest of his outfit.Its made even more evident how purple he really is whenever he sports a ribbon that, funnily enough is closer in shade to Reiji’s eye colour.

Light exposure :fun fact within the first three days after your birth, the colour of your eye sets in.What does this mean for Kanato?? Well if you’ve ever left something colorfull outside in the sun for a couple of days, you’ll notice it become lighter, yes im referring to that one toy in your back-garden that went from red to pink.Knowing the kind of parenting skills Cordelia had, I wouldn’t be shocked if she neglected the boys as newborns.Idk how resistant baby vampires are on their own but they sure as hell are not strong enough to fend on their own.So, it IS possible that Kanato as a baby got exposed to sunlight, causing for his eyes to lighten up to lavender, or rather a light raspberry purple which when in contrast with his outfit appears more LAVENDER.This also might be why he sometimes wears glasses, sunlight exposure can fuck up your eyes.

Lets go back to the other brothers.Ayato got his mothers eye colour and shape plus Red hair combo and so did Laito, the eye shapes may be different but alas its her green. So, what is up with the red hair?? This would mean they got the hair from the dad, but so did Reiji and his hair is purple, not red.

Looking better at the two, Laito’s is orange red whilst Ayato sports strawberry red, so wtf???Well, Karlheinz doesnt have white hair fully, his ends are actually a muted pink, which when colour dropped gives us….the same range as Ayato’s hair tone.So then, where the hell is the purple coming from for Reiji???

The purple maybe comes from his grandparents not his father.Kanato has his purple hair from his mother,but Reiji is still considered a spitting image of his father by Cordelia so what gives? Now this would mean that one of Karlheinz’s parents would have the same strawberry hair and purple in the mix.I know what you’re thinking, that cant be true because Karlheinz’s younger brother has green hair, so one of the parents had green whilst the other had strawberry red, that doesn’t give purple.Unless of course, his father had several wife’s just like him,which explains the red, green and purple ensemble better ( and why he himself is not monogamous, clearly he learned it from someone yay generations worth of trauma)

Why is Laito’s hair more orange then???The anime decided so-I colour-dropped his hair from his game sprites and surprise surprise, its the same muted strawberry red like his dads hair ends.Why isnt it the same as Ayato??? Just like Kanato, light exposure!! Laito is probably more extroverted than he lets on, causing for his hair to change, even as a kid he was out and about more than his other brothers, especially Ayato who was forced indoors to study most of his childhood.This super fun fact is so tell tale about the triplets coping mechanisms too, Laito still goes out, hence his hair is still lighter than his brothers, which means that even now Ayato keeps to the indoors after all these years.Only proves to show that trauma can shape your lifestyle doesn’t it, cant even phantom how worse its for someone who lives as long as they do 😔.

But Karlheinz’s eyes are yellow??? Yeah, i think i might know why.I believe hes got shitty eyesight, which would explain why Kanato and Reiji wear glasses.In the beginning of the anime, it is established by Reiji that vampires are immune to sunlight unlike in stories.Maybe it doesn’t directly kill them, but then why remain nocturnal?Karlheinz’s entire persona is human, he lives like one and has for hundreds of years, who’s to say that the reason why vampires remain nocturnal is due to light sensitivity. If you can hear really well, you’re gonna have a bad time with loud noises, so if you can see really well in the dark, too much light can hurt the same way.Heres my proposition: he uses magic to see, his sight must be so bad that even with magic he still wears glasses.Carla and shin are pureblood, their eyes are golden, and they can use magic, perhaps theres a indication in the colour of their eyes?Its just a theory tho.

In conclusion:

-Shu is a carbon copy of his mother.

-Reiji has his fathers eyes, face and his grandparents hair colour

-Laito has his father’s eye shape, face and hair colour but the colour of his eyes are from his mother

-Ayato has the hair colour from his dad but his eyes are from his mother

Ayato also suffers from long term trauma causing for his prolonged lifestyle to remain stagnant

-Kanato has purple hair just like his mother,face shape and big eyes just like her too but light raspberry purple eyes like his dad

-Kanato also was exposed to sunlight as a newborn causing for his irises to change in colour and probably damaged his eyesight too

Subaru has the hair and eye colour of his mother but his fathers face.

Karlheinz’s got shitty eyesight due to being an old fart.Hes got a predisposed poor eyesight gene leading two of children who inherited his eyes to have to wear glasses.

#diabolik boys #diabolik lovers #diabolik lovers kanato #kanato sakamaki #subaru sakamaki #shu sakamaki #reiji sakamaki #ayato sakamaki #laito sakamaki #cordelia sakamaki #karlheinz sakamaki #diabolik lovers headcanons #tehe #thats right an impromptu rant abt the boys genetics #reiji out here looking like his nan #got that ancient lewk #no wonder hes into tableware with them pensioner genetics #he probably irons his socks too #gg for Kanato #he’s actually why this post exists #his colouring infuriates me #too much purple please slap something else in there besides lilac i beg of u

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jake “hangman” seresin + 12, 21, 22?

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omg nonnie hello !!! <3<3 i so so love my boy jake tysm for the ask !!! <3 TW for mentions of child abuse so pls skip if ur not down for that! also this might get long im so sorry 😭 i just have a lot of Thoughts ok 😭

12. what's a headcanon you have for this character?

i know this is like, decently universal, but there are different versions of it, so i would like to spit out my version with the precursor that i have read a lot of versions of jake's shitty childhood and they are ALL valid and i love them all in their own way so i don't mean this to sound like im tryinna say my headcanon is the only correct way or anything lol.

i do in fact think jake had a really shitty childhood (no surprises im sure). i think for me, it falls somewhere in the realm of overly-critical, under-affectionate, duty-based, act-perfect-for-the-public sort of behavior. the kind of parents who married and had kids out of obligation, bc Thats Just What You Do, but didn't really WANT kids, per se. i think jake has older sisters, and he is absolutely the youngest. he has youngest child syndrome So Bad. he was surprisingly straight-laced, and serious, because he had to be. it's what dear old mom and dad expected. straight As, no fucking around. better not get in trouble, and pay for it if you do.

i think the household might have been just a little bit ~physically abusive~. jake probably got the brunt of it- i think that seresin sr. probably grew bolder with time, and had more frustrations and expectations to push onto a son than onto his daughters. jake would've stood up, too, and lept in front of anything for his sisters, regardless of their age difference or the fact that they probably tried to do the same for him. it was CERTAINLY verbally abusive. nothing's ever good enough, why do you say things like that? don't speak to your father that way. i don't know what you want *me* to do about, if you treated your father with respect he would do the same for you. i think jake's mother sided with her husband often, which is complex, because seresin sr. is an emotionally abusive, uptight asshole, and she's under his thumb too, but she was probably complicit in plenty of it. it's easy to learn to perpetuate something you've known for most of your adult life. she probably married young, and she doesn't know relationships to look any different. it doesn't excuse her behavior, but it does explain.

he learned to do a lot for himself, to be competent in areas that children his age usually aren't. to cook for himself (and his sisters) because no one else was going to do it, some nights, and he was sick of living off of cereal. his sisters teach him how to cover a bruise with makeup one fateful night-before-picture-day, and they regret it later when it becomes an excuse, and jake is able to step in front of them despite their begging him not to, because it's ok, i can fix it before school (so not what they meant jake but ok).

jake probably knew javy in high school, and javy managed to pry jake out of his hardass asshole exterior, just a little. jake is an asshole, because he's learned it's the only way to get attention from his parents (and so what if it's negative attention? he doesn't know the difference). javy is the first person to give jake positive attention and jake doesn't know what to do with it or how to accept it. sometimes when the fighting is very bad at home, jake runs to javy's for a while, but he always goes back home to take his punishment sooner than javy or javy's parents would like, because he is afraid of leaving his sisters alone at home for too long with his parents.

eventually, tho, they are old enough to escape, and that means that jake is right on their heels. they check in as often as they can and things are the worst they've ever been for the years between his next oldest sister's departure and the day he turns 18. but when he does, he and javy enlist together. jake tells his parents, against his wishes. somehow it is another thing for his father to be angry about. his mother cries and cries, as if she's ever cared for his well-being before. for the first time, jake hits his father back. all the way to annapolis, he sports a black eye covered by makeup, and prays to the God of the church he was forced to attend in a suit acting presentable each sunday but does not believe in, that seresin sr. is not somewhere in texas right now talking to the police, ruining jake's chance at true freedom before it's even begun.

he must not be, because nothing ever comes of it. jake does not speak to his parents again.

if like all of this ends up in a fic in like idk 6 months or something. dont @ me. akdhfdjfghfjf it probably will even tho i have a wip list a mile long help aaaaaa

21. If you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? What's something you don't like?

i have only (publicly) written for jake once, in the first half of chapter twenty-one of time takes no prisoners (you'll see), so that is my ticket to answering this lol. just know that i plan to write plenty for jake in the future, i am just swamped with mav dad and brad brad wips atm lol

i think my favorite thing about writing for jake is walking that exact line between being an absolute asshole and being a normal person, and the way that jake is somehow both entirely self aware of it, and entirely oblivious to it at the same time. the contrast between the things he thinks in his pov, and the things he says aloud, are also everything. his pov is one of my favorites in this fandom (tho ofc i have loved every pov i have written so far !!!) bc he's just so.... him. so much sharp and so much snark but so much heart too, if you can get to it. so much unresolved and unacknowledged childhood trauma manifesting all over the place. rip to jake but it's everything for me as the author lol.

one thing that sucks about this as the author tho is needing to BE these things on some level to write them. like im supposed to be witty and charming in this google doc rn ??????? say sike 😭 i spend a lot of time staring at an empty page when i get to jake's dialogue bc i can internal monologue all day long but when he has to be witty out loud its OVER for me lol

22. If you're a fic reader, what's something you like in fics when it comes to ths character? Something you don't like?

I GUESS THIS SHOULD COME AS NO SURPRISE. but i love the mav-accidentally-adopting-jake-kind-of trope. it is like. my FAVORITE genre of jake fic. its so multi layered too, because mav has had this fractured relationship with bradley for so long and is still struggling to fix it with him, and now here's jake, and why is jake gravitating to mav so much???? mav just does whatever comes natural in the moment, and i think it's like. kind of part of it, in a way. not a big one, but i think mav gets to interact in this way with jake and gets to A. remember how to do it, and B. remind himself that he is capable. and C. i think jake reminds mav of himself at that age and he has some inherent instinct trying to stop the crash that he sees coming. the idea of jake never having been shown like, just regular kindness or understanding from a parental-coded individual and respecting mav a lot in his career, and then after the mission its awkward bc its like oh shit. this is roosters dad basically???? thats fucking weird. and the next thing you know you are hanging out with roosters dad on the weekends when rooster is deployed and you are not ?????? what is going ON. WHY does he speak nicely to me. why does he praise certain things that i do. why does he listen attentively to things that i say. why does he keep trying to hug me when i am leaving. what is this strange interaction.

that being said, i think we all agree jake has some kind of unresolved childhood trauma, and i LOVE to see him have to face it, but sometimes it can just... go too far. i think something i don't like seeing happen to jake in fic is if he kind of.... gets his sharp edges rounded down??? or like, his claws filed away??? jake is a fully grown adult man, who HAS parents out there somewhere in some worlds, or HAD them in others, and he is bold and brash and sharp and quick-tongued. it's easy to reduce him to kind of an extreme position emotionally, and don't get me wrong. i love to put my blorbos in extreme emotional situations. but idk. i think with jake especially its hard to imagine him in a soft situation, and we have a tenancy to warp his character, or make him too teary, too honest, too direct, too sad. for me i feel like the sweet spot is right in the middle, trying to make sure he stays a little depressed and a little angry with himself all the time and a lot disillusioned, while still staying flippant and charming and evasive. it's easy to bend the character to fit the situation instead of the situation to fit the character, but it's important, i feel, to try and do the latter and not the former, with any character, but especially jake, in this fandom.

THANK U SO MUCH FOR GIVING ME A CHANCE TO RAMBLE NONNIE......i hope u enjoyed and i didnt bore u too much akdhdjdhfjf. i love jake and i love u. that is all. 💕

#star unasks #Anonymous #top gun #i feel so bad tagging asks in the tag but im an idiot who made my only blog organizational tag the literal movie name #so theres rly no going back lol so sorry everyone in the tag welcome to my wall of text #THANK U SO MUCH ANON FOR THE ASK #I LOVE IT I HAD A LOT OF FUN GETTING TO ANSWER AND I LOVE TALKIN ABT JAKE SM OMG #i wanna write for himmmmmmmmm aaaaaaaaaaa #mine #if u see a fic with this exact premise of jakes childhood happen on ao3 assume its me lol skjdhjfhfjg #stars scribbles

[amazingmsme]

Making Briar’s playlist & of course it has me thinking about her. & it’s about time I give y’all the content you probably followed me for. This got away from me so putting it under a read more so I don’t clog your dash, thank me later

But yeah, Briar definitely has a tumblr account & she’s definitely a tk fic writer, but it is her most guarded secret. (Even more so than the fact she’s Spider-Goth)

The epitome of a bratty lee, while still being super shy about it. But she like never gets tickled sooo it’s not really something she like, has to worry about lol. But if she sees it happening to someone else around her she goes stiff as a board & looks away & tries to act like she’s paying attention to someone else. & if she hears The Word she perks up & you can practically see an exclamation mark pop up above her head lmao

Being the older sibling, she wasn’t on the receiving end very often & has a pretty mean ler streak. It comes with being the oldest. But she tries to act all bored & aloof if someone brings it up while she’s internally freaking out. If someone asks the dreaded question she just gives them a blank look & says something along the lines of “no” or “you’re kidding me, right?”

Her worst spots are her thighs, knees, underarms & tummy. Don’t ask me why, she just gives me those vibes, but she’s pretty sensitive everywhere

If you act like you’re gonna get her or even just threaten her with tickles she spits out the most violent sounding threats & insults, but she is all talk. Like once you get her she curls up & lets out the cutest giggles you ever did hear. No fight whatsoever. & if they point it out she insist it’s cause she doesn’t wanna hurt them. She tries to act all huffy & put out afterwards but she’s undeniably in a better mood

Her blog is p popular & she has a lot of fics on her blog, some flop but others do the fuckin’ numbers

1 time she was in the middle of a mission with Pavitr & Miguel & she was pulling a Miles typing on her phone while she was effortlessly beating up the bad guy. But of course that shit won’t fly with mr stick in his ass

He’s like “what’s so damn important that you’re not paying attention? Who are you texting?” & she just scoffs & is like “I’m not texting, I’m writing.”

“That’s even worse!” & Pavitr takes up for her like “well she’s still contributing so it’s fine. It’s nothing I haven’t done” & that makes Miguel chew both of them out while they’re rounding up the bad guys & Briar is ignoring everything he’s saying & just continues to type away at her phone

Miguel’s fed up & is all like “ok that’s it” & webs her phone out of her hand & is like “wtf is more important than a fight” but she fucking panics & makes a B-line straight for him & kicks him & snatches her phone ‘cause there’s no way in hell she’d EVER let him see what she writes

After the fight tho she gets an ear full ‘cause not only was she “not engaged in the fight” (she was, it was a super easy & lame fight) & how she “turned on her fellow team” (you fucking stole my phone, what do you expect?) & just making her feel bad & guilty

After they get back to HQ & they had some time to cool off Miguel tries to interrogate her like “for real, what the hell were you writing that you’d kick me square in the chest to prevent me from seeing? Was it porn?” She blushes sooo much ‘cause that came way outta left field & she’s like “NO?!?!”

“Come on, I won’t judge, it was porn, wasn’t it? Isn’t that all fanfiction is anyways?”

“Of course that’s what you’d think. & that’s exactly why I’d never let you see anything I write.” & Pavitr pipes up like “Could I read it?” all bright eyed & excited & she’s real hesitant like “mmmm idk if you’d like it” just cause she knows Pav has a blabbermouth & a half & she doesn’t want any of these cool superheroes knowing what kinda fics she writes lol

But Pav begs nonstop & she finally caves & swears him to secrecy. She lets him read what she was writing during the fight & he’s like “oh my gosh that was the cutest thing I’ve ever read! Why not just tell him?” & she’s like “are you fucking kidding me? He can never find out. & if you tell him I’ll kill you, got it?” & he agrees but he’s just like that smug cat meme. She should’ve never told him tho ‘cause now he nags her about when she’s gonna update an ongoing fic or post one she’s been talking about

But she was probably writing for something kinda niche & Pav is just like “I don’t know who these people are but I love it!” I just feel like he’d be the type to read fics for stuff he doesn’t even know to support his friends. Or I can say fuck that & say she was writing a supernatural fic since she’s a lil basic (in the best way) idk you decide: was she writing for supernatural, or something like ace attorney?

It still lowkey drives Miguel crazy if he lets himself dwell on it for too long. Curiosity killed the cat & at this point he doesn’t even care about what she was writing, he just wants to find out to spite her for being such a lil bitch. (She literally told him to his face that she’d sooner die than show him anything she posts)

#briar sparks #spider-goth #spidersona headcanons #is it a headcanon if it’s your oc? #idk anymore #spidersona #spiderverse spidersona #spiderman atsv #across the spiderverse #pavitr prabhakar #miguel o'hara #tickle headcanons #ticklish!briar

[my-memed-tw-adventures]

Book 2 — Chapter 28

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Really? I mean, alright. For a second I thought me and Grim’s bitch ass we’re about to take their place in the tournament and I was gonna cry

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HAHA! I mean, I should’ve expected this actually. Of course they wanna just beat the shit out of each other. Poor Jack tho. He didn’t do anything to deserve this

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*coughing sobbing choking dying* TREY WHEN DID YOU LEARN TO MAKE A FACE LIKE THAT HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN

Okay now that I’ve mostly recovered from that, the boys do be spitting facts. And Cater’s right. Fighting don’t break school rules is it’s Spelldrive. What a callback!

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That’s a very fair point. Like, if y’all wanna beat the shit out of each other, I don’t really care, but Leona did just straight up overblot. Like is he at risk of overblotting again if he goes out? Doesn’t that shit fuck you up physically too? Man should probably at least see a doctor or something first

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Alrighty then. I mean, I still think Leona going out immediately is a terrible idea but who am I to stop him. If he dies, he dies I guess

And damn I love his laugh help me

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YEAH WOW CROWLEY! SOME RESPONSIBLE ADULT YOU ARE

And clearly I’m a fool for thinking they’d want to handle this by not punching each other. For a minute there I forgot I was in a school based on fucking villains

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LEONA LIKE PLEASE DON’T KILL YOURSELF AND I MEAN IT YOU BITCH

And yeah. Don’t forgive him Ruggie my child, the man almost killed you. Also feeling bad for someone is called empathy. It’s like this magical thing that many people here seem to be severely lacking in

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YES RUGGIE! GET HIM! This is literally amazing holy shit. The way I was just cheering him on when I first saw this. Man deserves to do this

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AHA! YES YOU DID LAUGH JACK! I SAW THAT FUCKING SMILE! YOU’RE HAPPY AND YOU CAN’T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE!

And yes! Spelldrive shit! This has worked out really well. Probably too well considering the circumstances, but non-confrontational ass ain’t gonna mention it that’s for sure

Masterlist

#my twst story #twisted wonderland #twst #twst wonderland #twst grim #twst riddle #twst trey #twst cater #twst leona #twst ruggie #twst jack #twst jamil #twst crowley #riddle rosehearts #trey clover #cater diamond #leona kingscholar #ruggie bucchi #jack howl #jamil viper #dire crowley

[tiptapricot]

MK liveblog thoughts, Asylum

Why does this have another boring title music section uGh

The main themes being right at the beginning w the cave n Wendy,,,,, Oughhh

THE EDITING IS SO GOOD

God god god

Marc looks so beat up n confused babe I’m so sorry I’m so sorry

I still don’t think this is Jake y’all sorry I rlly just never will ok

His accent doesn’t change it just gets stronger bc he gets more upset

Dr Harrow you suck so bad

“I took the bus” “hmgggggg |:-/“

Also why does his face look totally diff Oscar why do u shift ur face

DONT BRING UP THE LITTLE BOY SHUT UR YAP

Also again… Marc’s trigger is roro n he gets mad when harrow brings it up

Taweret my love

Taweret’s painted nails n how she licks her lips o baby oh yeah

Also the fact that she’s gotta read off cards n is awkward bc this isn’t her job

Autism overrides fear of being dead, category 6 event two dead and are mad ab it

Untethered consciousness is such a fun way to describe souls

Just watching Marc fall back into old habits of thinking n self hate n being trapped in his medical trauma agghhhhh

“Mahc… mahc….”

“BingoOOOOH MY GOD”

The Duat music is amazing n the colors r LOVELYYY

Poppa-ed ya hearts out hehhehe

Steven grabbin him boobies no heart there anymore

Also how what happens when ur souls don’t balance is diff bc Ammit is entombed n cant eat them

“Kill the hippo, steal the boat”

THEYRE INCOMPLETE BC JAKE ISNY THERE U FUCK LET HIM OUTTT

“You two guys” so real they rlly are guys

“Yeawrrite”

I love Steven n Marcs bickering ab killing Taweret or not they’re so

They’re so

I love the memory rooms hey don’t go into they’re so cool looking

N the music that’s like a muffled n floaty version of the main theme ouYghH

“Woah… that’s wild”

Marc seeing the shiva n brushing it off is so…

I didn’t think anything of it the first time but knowing now is just uUggGHh

Steven’s collar is lower cut than Marc’s n that vibes

The way Steven looks when he asks “All of them?” Is so heartbreaking

Marc baby Marc baby Marc bABY I need to holD YOU OH SHIT RORO HIIII

“Why is there a child in a room full of people you’ve killed” GOD BUT HES ALIVE HES THE ONLY ALIVE ONE ITS NOT THE SAME

THE WAY MARC BANGS ON THE MEMORY BC HE KNIWS WHAT UT IS IUGGHHHHHH

“Draw wing”

Layers gators in awhile crocodile

THE SHOT OF MARC THROUGH THE HALL MIRROR THE GREENS OF THE TREES N THEN IT GETYING DIMMER AS IT RAINS

The music swelling n shifting still light n then getting heavy n deep when Steven realizes what’s happening

Marc searching so hard n Steven’s panic rising n Marc looking rigid n scared n tense as his own fear rises

Steven yelling even tho they can’t hear him the water rushing in w Marc’s memory n his breathing over the top of it Steven diving n n Marc’s breath shivering over all of it GOD GOD GOD GOD

Steven at the shiva…. He looks so shaken and empty

The room is warmly lit but the contents are not

The water dripping in the silence

Wendy’s hair going from wavy to straight in grief

Baby Marc… baby….. go back to your room

God

Ok

Steven’s face I’m

God Jesus fuck the emotions this instills just holy shit holy shit

DONT GO UP THE STAIRS

The way each level almost gets more desaturated….

Steven continuing to climb n Marc only being able to watch

The score dude… I’m just…:.::::::::

Their vices when they’re fighting

Teen Marc…. Steven just watching and the tears on teen Marc’s face and Marc pulling him away into a worse memory

Spitting up sand..

OH HEY STEVEN INSEE UR SHOULDER

Marc……. Man

Hey I… care ab these guys a lot

“What happened to you?” And Marc is already moving towards it

ALSO THE SHOT OF THE TEMPLE IUGGHHHB JTS SO COMICS IT MAKES ME YEL

I can’t even

Like

I can’t even describe the feelings of this scene we all know

But like the score doesn’t stop immediately when Khonshu starts talking his voice cuts through it and silences things and makes Marc pause

Khonshu I hate u

Also so many shots r uneven n weird this scene in a good way

“Marc he was… taking advantage of you”

The way we see through Marc’s eyes the edge of Khonshu’s staff before he says yes and then Khonshu is finally visible OUGGHHHH

HAHA THEY SAID THE TITLE YEAHHHH YEAHHH OH HEY HIS CAPE IS GLOWINH DUDE

TAWERET ILYYYY

Marc’s…. Rlly strong n panicked reaction to maybe having to relive the bedroom but Steven just can’t get it bc he doesn’t know he is unable to know and then Steven says it’ll b all his fault n it triggers Marc and he has a mini meltdown just… fuck man

The way the diff Dr Harrows act diff n have diff rules

Proves the psych ward isn’t reality immediately between the sedating vs the not sedating

Again Dr harrow asmr is begrudgingly v nice

Marc just responding by looking at him like 😕

The tomb buster figures… the stuffie, the astronaut on the shelf. The car bunk bed…. I think

Baby Steven…….

And the way Steven copies along bc he rmrs…

Steven being a fictive is still one of my fav things but also it makes sense he does not have a good reaction bc he doesn’t know what it means n his sense of self is so strong n just

God….

PUNCH HIS ASS

Steven… oh baby

I’m like

Listen guys I’m rlly fucking emotional it’s hitting harder than usual rewatched uh um um

Marc’s voice breaks even when he’s so angry and I’m just I

Oh I’m im rlly close to crying lol

Steven’s initial reaction to her being dead is just heart shattering n he’s mumbling n his world is coming down n Marc is trying to calm him bc he realized what he did but Steven can’t hear him through the panic

Steven still being brave in the face of gaslighting n illusions n not believing that Dr harrow is real like Marc did

“Oo nosy…”

Dr harrow I hate u

Steven’s breakdown as the realization of his mother is brought to the surface n he tries to deny it but he can’t the way his dont do that becomes a pleas j his face breaks oh the tear oh god

“My mum is dead” And the line is dead too

“I was just a little boy”

Oscar Isaac the actor you are Jesus shit

The way Steven just watches the memory n breaks n the tears come n he gets it

And the taxi drives away someone mentioned the Jake parallel god

“Marc… all those horrible things that’s he said to you, she was wrong, it wasn’t your fault.”

“Hey… hey… you were just a child. It wasn’t your fault.”

My chest is like twisting n it’s in my throat guys just… Jesus

THEYRE UNBALANCED BC JAKE ISNT THERE N ITS TWO HEARTS N IT WORKS DIFF THAN SINGLETS BABY CMON

This fight hurts so bad just

The faceless sand creature….

Steven working so hard to save Marc

The way Steven covers his mouth when Marc gets hit n he looks so purely scared

AND THEN HE ATEPS UP YES BABY YOU GOT THIS

“SIIIIX!! I prefer cricket :-)”

BEAT THAT THING UPPPPP

Marc’s proud happy in awe face n then he gets grabbed and it is that moment and—Steven falls

And Marc’s voice is hoarse and it’s so distant for Steven and then he realizes and tries to run but it’s too late “stop the boat!” “Wait!” But it doesn’t they can’t n Marc is yelling and Steven reaches out and says his name and is gone

The way that Taweret gasps a lil when the scales balance and then the music just.. lightens… and Marc looks so destroyed in the soft light of the field of reeds, alone and warm and broken….

Yeah I…. No wonder this put me in a shit emotional state for a week Jesus Christ

I never want to relive the wait between moon knight episodes 5 and 6 ever again but truly what the fuck dude that…… episode just

Christ

#the fruit is talking again #MK liveblog

[cowboyhorsegirl]

Honestly? I think the Russo’s would have had Tony just not be mad at Steve in EG so they weren’t thinking that Rhodey would be mad in IW. Like Tony is kinda cagey about Steve in IW, but he isn’t spitting mad at him. In EG tho there’s BTS stuff floating around that instead of “no trust liar”, Tony was just supposed to be like “sorry gang I’m out!” and then retire in like grief and exhaustion, but RDJ straight up re-wrote the scene because he was the only actor in the MCU that had the clout to go over the writer/directors heads to make his character consistent.

yeah i honestly don't know what the russos were thinking with their original plan of not having any emotional closure for the fallout from CA:CW. the way that RDJ handled that scene too was so perfect and painful for both tony and steve's arcs, i'm glad that he both had that kind of power with the studio and a deep enough understanding of those characters to do that confrontation justice.

i guess i just wish that Rhodey was able to get a similar emotional catharsis or reflection in IW somehow? i know that the avengers splitting had an intense impact on everyone involved, but idk, I think rhodey was deserving of some sort of acknowledgment about the specific physical toll that that fight had on him. even beyond his allegiance and loyalty towards tony, i'd imagine that because of the extensive injuries he sustained, he would have spent much of that two years reckoning with the knowledge that he was a casualty in a conflict between a group of people who did, at one point at least, respect and care for each other and were torn apart because they weren't prepared for the magnitude of the extenuating circumstances that drove them against each other. how do you place blame and process anger in that situation? was it tony's fault for directing vision to aim at falcon? falcon's fault for dodging? vision's fault for shooting? steve and bucky's fault for running? natasha's for letting them? his own for not sensing the threat fast enough to move?

we know that everyone left that airfield in germany to mourn the end of that era of the avengers, but rhodey's paralysis was the physical manifestation of that breakdown in trust. he's the embodiment of the fact that you can't pin all the responsibility for the civil war on any one person or side, and yet he still chose to go to wakanda to fight with the rogues anyway. it was the right thing to do but it wasn't easy and i think we miss part of his story by not getting a glimpse of what that decision meant to him, the fact that his duty to protect earth must supersede any lingering sense of mistrust or betrayal he may have felt.

#mcu #meta #james rhodes #avengers #signed sealed delivered #anon #idk what do y'all think #also keep in mind that i haven't seen any phase 2 or 3 movies in like years and years so please forgive me if i misremembered anything <3

[bigmack2go]

Watching german newsies. Am disturbed. Need sleep now.

Update

Jack „duzt“ (the not formal you) kloppman and i love it

So they have absolutely no singing skills which is weird considering its a musical

YK THE PART IN CARRIING THE BANNER WHERE THEYRE ALL SINGING ABOVE EACH OTHER??? HALF OF THOSE ARE ENGLISH???

Not abt the german sync but i love boots so much ydek i love him almost as much as albert

They also call themselves newsboys in the german version like BRO WHAT ARE YOU CHANGING THE NAME FOR IF YOURE NOT TRANSLATING IT ANYWAY

PLSSSS „hast du keine aguen im kopf“😭

They did make it a whole lot clearer what jack meant when he talked about oscar with his shoes on

And you can understand what they say in the backround soooo much better

Mush’s voice actually fits better than his real one

Snaps is so funny😭😭

Omg boots singing in german is smt I didn’t know i needet (because i dont. Its terrible)

Blink cant pronounce Harlem „helm“💀💀💀 you go boy! Don’t let anyone tell you not to where that helmet!

WE LOVE U DENTON UR AN ICON *fucking fangirls*

„Spot kanlen“

They made „i spent a month there one night“ into „a night there always feels like a whole month“ :(

Wheres the fun in that???

What the hell is a spot kanlen

I take the thing with races sync back. In fact i think its really really good. And so is blinks (especially blinks) and skitterys.

STOP SAYING KANLEN WHAT TH HELL

I already didn’t understand why they would make a song called seize the day when it could be carpe diem but i guess in English it makes sense cause you can say both versions. In german u cant. No one ever said „nutz den tag“ if anything they say „nutze“ but like just say carpe diem christ. Maybe u can actually find some fitting rhymes then that aren’t just the same thing twice.

THE NEWSIES BACK UP A GAY KID IN THE GERMAN VERSION!!! I REPEAT!!! THEY CANONICALLY BACK UP A KID THAT GOT CALLED A schwuchtel (which is the german equivalent to f4got) THIS IS NOT A DRILL GUYS

„das hinkebein? Ich hohl ihn“ why was that actually kinda cute????

„IcH wIlL NiChT dAS JeManD MicH tRäGt“

Istg crutchie is such a slow talker in german i cant even

RACHE FÜR CRUTCHIE

AINT NO WAY THEY QUOTED STARWARS😭😭😭

„Brooklyn hält euch die Stange“

Thats what he said—

(Im so invalid for this😭)

Ok just lemme get this straight cuz im not sure im correct. The newsies on the pic are the characters that actually got named right??

I have so many feelings about german kony and only very few of them are good

But snipeshooter still kind sounds like himself in it so i guess that good

WHY R THERE NO GERMAN SUBTITLES THO????

Ok but „harlem bis nach sonst wo“ was actually handled pretty well

I only just realized mush swalloing a laugh when davey doesn’t wanna spit shake

Why do they juat completely change some things they say?? Like they could have easily translated it??

Why is the refuge and orphanage in german

IS LES SMOKING???

Edit: nvm its just a lollipop

Istg Esther is so done

GEWERKSCHAFT

(I didn’t even know that was a word)

Still can’t believe blush is cannon

Ok but in santa fee jack talks to a crowd, to himself and to someone else entirely all at the same time

The way jack say snoddy is simply just wrong

Skittery is weird too

„Spot conlen macht uns n bisschen nervös“ nawwwwww fucking cute ass

Omg the men in the backround talking????? Awesome!! Can hear every word!! „Die werden sich noch umsehn“ yass

Why tf they calling him captain instead of kelly

„ICh FrEsS n BeSeN“

Ast-rein

Boots is so poursouled

Edit: i take it back

Reminder to anyone hc‘ing mouth as daveys nickname that in german his nickname would be SpRacHrOhR

WHY DO THEY TAKE DIFFERENT ENGLISH WORDS??? Either u translate it or you leave it. But if you’re changing it but not translating wheres the point??

WAS WILLST DU DAMIT SAGEN? HAT SPOT ALSO RECHT??

Nothing. And i mean nothing. Makes sense in seize the day. And it doesn’t rhyme.

WiR GEBEN IHNEN SAURES

Fucking blink

Edit: rn -mush

Why is crutchie so dumb?

I just realized some of the scabs were already convinced before the fight w the Delancys

What is the woody gate??

Boots is a fucking icon

Spot just livked his palm instead if soitting in it??

NO O E FUCKING TALKS LIKE THAT

What denton says doesn’t make any fucking sense istg

Some of the rhymes in kony are actually okay

THEY REMOVED SPOTS VIBRATO

cant fucking understand a word snipeshooter says

„gut so“ KLOPPMAN LOML

Why did snider donate to the strike??

Herrliche aussicht STFU ALREADY

Who casted Sarah‘s sync???

Motherfucking Pulitzer is licking the paper

Motherfuxker is one of them the guy frim umsere kleine farm

„Brooocklin“

Wtf they didn’t even try to make emphasis‘s similar

They removed meddas accent:(

Just realized the bodyguard spot turns into when snider shows up

Also one lf the guys looks exactly like live‘sies spot

Blink being a bodyguard is the reason i‘m alive

Istg what did spot expect dumbass

HOW DID DAVEY HET AWAY BUT NO ONE ELSE

Not them changing the order 💀

I love that the newsies have priority

1 children

2 women

3 jack

4 themselves

5 davey

6 their friends

7 other newsies

8 other people

I motherfucking love 92‘sies henry

Why is the mayor plying bodyguard now

Pulitzer poking jack is even better in german

Seiz is talking such bullshit tho??? Doesn’t even make sense. Je litteraly does have somewhere to go

what DID crutchie do to the sauerkraut??

Santafee be like📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉

ScHoN gUt BiN nIcH tAuB

JA MERKT MAN BRUDER DU HAST IHN GRAD NE HALBE EWIGKEIT IGNORIERT NATÜRLICH SCHREIT er

„Wie ein pinkel“????? Huh??

Boots is so dedicated about the clothes what the hell??

Why does davey say i dont even know your real name instead he of you didn’t even tell me your real name.cause lts not true?? And He could have said that?

Why did i think they replaced weasel at the end??? They didn’t. They have two at the beginning too

sarah decking morris is my motto of life

Les 🥺🥺🥺

MorriS‘s german laugh is my life istg thats so funny

Und das ist für crutchie

YOU TELL EM LES

vorallam nicht klug? Yop. Absolutly. Positive. Correct.

Wait theres a picture of the irl Katherine in pulitzers office

How did they get the word „kriegsberichterstatter“ in the word „warreporter“ but not „kenne“ in „tell me“

WHY R WE TALKING ABOUT BAGUETTE NOW????

Why does denton say pulitzer so weird “pOUUUlitser”

#the voices fit pretty well actually #except for races #but the text #??? #what the hell???

[trickarrows-bishop]

i genuinely get so angry at s4 of stranger things like im p like over it and have come up with aus and stuff to combat it but like. goddamn does THIS line

piss me off. what do you mean she said this and then the very next episode had steve saying he's been fantasizing abt having six kids with his ex from two years ago.

they'd still b treating robin like shit if she was straight, but it's a spit in the face that she's queer and they still have her deliver this dialogue. they're basically saying that us queer people? yeah, our stories aren't important as straight ones. unless, of course, like will, your love is used to instead boost a straight couple!

s4 was just such a horrible season overall

honestly season three has been its peak so far for me. season four was alright to watch for the first time ( not that fucking finale tho. fuck that finale was horrible. ) but when you look back at it all they truly couldn't have written a worse script.

i get that yeah, its the 80s, queer people aren't exactly accepted that well. but fuck they very much existed AND very much had a love lives. robin's story is JUST as important as steve's is.

also. i want to deep dive into how they did queer rep in season four with vickie. we see how robin acts around vickie and its all nice and sweet like aww look robin's panicking over a girl thats cute !! but. they really fumbled the bag with the fact that vickie at the end of season four's finale literally mirroring robin's like. every mannerism. like. okay. say in season five we have vickie and robin set up to be a couple. cute. cool. but are you telling me that they're then being like "oh yeah this is exactly how EVERY sapphic and woman liker acts when they have a crush on a girl" like??? lol weirdly enough. NO ??? like that acc really pissed me off the way they just copied and pasted the way robin acted around vickie to when vickie acts around robin. i get and understand fully that the chances are they're trying to tell us in season five there's a chance vickie is going to be romantically interested in robin- but WEIRDLY enough they're so many other ways of doing that and to show her having a potential crush on robin. like the literally could've had. ONE. shot of her just taking an extra second to look at robin in that finale and that would've sufficed. pissing me off. season four really did piss me off their representation for queer media has literally dropped sm like they should let someone else write season five atp

#and at the end of the day as much as i wanna scream ! RONANCE SEASON FIVE ENDGAME YEAHHHH!! #im honestly doubting the duffers are even gonna give robin and vickie the light of day in season five atp. #like i will not be surprised if they either : gaslight us into the whole sideplot of that not existing at all #or we just see her like making out w her boyfriend 24/7 or smth. like completely different around robin and thought it was platonic #but. i say all this. im still gonna be delusional with ronance season five endgame.