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tenchikotheartist · 3 months

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Frick it, we ball

KISMET HEADCANNONS for some future fan stuff I wanna make... Goes with this post kinda

Under a cut because it's LONG (the fixation has been REAL)

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They band was formed shortly after the events of Trolls 1. It's the only way they make sense in my mind's timeline.

Branch was trying to get more involved with Troll village without relying on Poppy to connect him with people. He formed his own group of friends, and they became Kismet after realizing how much they enjoyed harmonizing/performing together.

These guys give me frat boy energy for some reason. They just collectively become more chaotic when they're around each other. Yes, even Branch. He and Hype play hot potato with the braincell because otherwise, nothing would get done in this group.

As they got to know one another, teasing one another became their primary love language. Lots of jabs and quips will fly among them when they're together, but they each know it's all in good fun.

Branch

Branch kept his involvement in the band a secret because, well...y'know. He has complicated history with being in a boyband, so he wanted to explore his feelings about Kismet without being bombarded with input from people outside the group.

He's fond of his friends and genuinely enjoys being a part of the band though! He just wants to be sure he's a part of this boy band because he's happy being with them and not because he's trying to recapture something he'd lost 20 years ago.

At first, the others were (understandably) hurt by Branch's desire to keep his place in the band a secret, but after he explained his reasons, they were willing to support him.

They were absolutely thrilled when he finally becomes open about the band though!

During the secrecy period, when he performs in Pop Village, he hides his identity behind a disguise that somehow works (Branch, every time it works: "wtf????"), and he goes by a stage name.

Hype

Officially the group leader, but he's more of a mediator than anything. He relies on the rest of the group to give their input for any big band decisions, but he coordinates band meetings, schedules gigs, and works out compromises if there's any group conflicts.

He and Branch had been childhood friends before The Incident(s) estranged them. Back in the Troll Tree, they'd been neighbors whose parents (Branch's grandma; Hype's mom) set up on frequent playdates, so they'd been really close.

They reconnected after the events of movie 1, Hype introduced Branch to Trickee and later Boom. Trickee brought in Ablaze and the rest was history.

Hype is a social butterly but he's otherwise one of the more calm personalities in the group. He feeds off of other people's energy and is a bit of a people-pleaser. Luckily, he's pretty good at finding the right crowd to run with, otherwise he'd probably land in so much trouble.

Boom

Hype's cousin, and a big party person! Before the band took off, he DJ'd at a party venue in Pop Village. That same place was also where Kismet got their first gig!

He loves loud music and flashy parties where he can shine on the dance floor and make memories people he may only know for a night.

Peak ADHD Energy™. He's a chatterbox. He has no volume control. He tunnel visions so hard, he becomes that B99 headphones meme. The man has cool guy syndrome, no doubt about it!

For the creation of the Band earliest albums, Boom took charge as the producer. He loves messing with music, mixing and remixing sounds on his free time and experimenting with the genre.

Trickee

A thrill-seeking menace to society. He's adventurous and loves taking huge risks for the adrenaline rush. He's the type of guy who would go down a waterfall in a barrel or ski down a dangerous mountain just to see if he survives it.

Everyone in the band is in agreement about protecting Trickee from his own shenanigans. They are 70% of his self-preservation senses.

He also loves a party scene and can often be found with Boom leading the charge towards any good time.

You know that sense of dread before performing in front of a crowd? The way your belly flips and your heart races and you're sure you're shaking hard enough for everyone to see? Trickee lives for that shit when he's in the band. The jitters can get to him, for sure, but afterwards, the man is LIVING from coming out alive on the other side, and he's sharing that thrill with everyone else in the band!

Ablaze

A Rock Troll who has lived among the Pop Trolls since he was a teenager. He stumbled across them while looking for a place to belong, and despite what he was raised to believe about Pop Trolls, he came to love their warmth and friendliness. So he moved in and let everyone assume he was just an odd-looking Pop Troll.

He an Trickee are housemates (podmates?)--not for romantic reasons but because they're longtime friends. When Trickee moved out of his family's home, Ablaze invited him over, and they liked the living arrangement enough to keep it permanent.

At first, Ablaze isn't open about his identity as a Rock Troll, but as he grew closer with the other members of Kismet, he came out to them. By the events of Trolls 2, he's open about being a Rock Troll.

Ablaze's personality sits somewhere in the realm of both chaotic and laid back. On the outside, he's usually pretty chill, but if Boom or Trickee have trouble afoot, Ablaze is usually there egging them on in the background, much to Branch's dismay.

He becomes extremely energetic when he's performing. The more exciting the song, the more vibrant he becomes! The energy is one of the reasons he loves pop music so much, but he can also get hyped from performing rock music. He gets kinda intense though lmao.

The first time the rest of Kismet sees him jamming to rock, they're like "OH. He's definitely a rock troll O_O" They support their rock-n-roll brethren 🤟😔

He has a special interest in fire, particularly fireworks. Back in Pop Village, he even made a business of it, making small rockets, sparklers, and other celebratory items for all your Pop party needs.

Anyway that's all the headcannon stuff I'll share for now. Hope y'all liked reading xD I'm really hoping my attention span will stick around long enough for me to share more in the future, because this fixation has been A Time™/pos

#dreamworks trolls #trolls #trolls branch #trolls hype #trolls trickee #trolls boom #trolls ablaze #kismet #trolls kismet #kismet cc #kismet cd #headcannons #tenchiko has spoken #no art #apologies for any misspellings or the like #I really wanted to info dump before I make more stuff to throw in the queue

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moonsanoverthinker · 6 months

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Just some of my own TMA headcanons (I’m probably just gonna keep adding to the list on occasion or maybe make another list, who knows) - Edit I made another list which is a little more chaotic I won’t lie

Also I’m interested if people have any of their own that they’d want to add because I love reading other people’s x

There will probably be spoilers in this list but I’ll try to keep it broad :) x

Tim always wears short sleeves regardless of the weather

On the opposite Sasha always got a cardigan, she might not be wearing it but it’s stashed somewhere

Jon probably bit someone as a child

Martin had a folder on his work computer with pictures of cows in it

Sasha used to keep a picture of the four of them in her desk - Not Sasha got rid of it

Distortion Helen uses her hands a lot when she speaks

Elias irons his ties and then organises them by colour (They’re all the same colour but he claims the shades are different)

Martin and Jon used to play card games but Jon stopped once he realised he always knew what Martins cards were

Tim would wear those socks with the days of the week on them but would make a point of wearing the wrong socks on the wrong days just to annoy Jon

Martin likes to collect pin badges

Sasha’s definitely thrown a pen at Tim - She threatens to throw one at Martin but never would

Tim paints his nails on occasion and convinced Martin to do it a couple times, who in turn convinced Jon to do it

Specifically series 1 Jon had Martin for secret Santa and he have him a mug with a cow on it - Jon denied it every time he was asked

Martins the better baker but Jons the better cook -

Jon will tell everyone in the kitchen to get out if he’s cooking

Martin had a nightlight while sleeping at the institute and never told anyone but Jon found it once and replaced the batteries just in case they were close to running out

Distortion Helen seems like the kind of avatar to have a load of bracelets but those ones that make noise when someone moves their arm

Edit: I just wanted to say that I’m genuinely overwhelmed by the response to this because this is first time I’ve made a post like this of my own and people have been very lovely about it all and yeah this just my little soppy thank you for it xx

#tma headcanons #the magnus archives #these were so fun to make #I’ve started series five and I’m scared #the magnus archives memes #the magnus archives headcannon #this was my first time doing something like this #feel free to add more because I love these so much #I’m just gonna keep adding ones as I think of them #I love using tumblr to brain dump things because then I don’t have to explain the lore of characters for them to make sense #tma podcast #jonmartin #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #sasha james #tim stoker #tma shitpost

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kenneduck · 5 months

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Sidlink BOTW AU where Sidon WANTS to fancy Link, but thinks Link will only like a Hylian, so Sidon tries to act Hylian around Link... except Sidon doesn't know much about Hylians.

Sidon just squatting and trying to act shorter around Link. Attempting to hide his sharp toothy grin and stop his tail from wagging. He's starting fires when trying to cook Hylian meals. Sidon putting on pants... incorrectly. It's really weird. Everyone in the domain is thinking the Prince is having a midlife crisis.

Sidon IS having a crisis, but it's a gay panic one.

But unbeknownst to Sidon, Link has fallen for these Zora quips. The smile Sidon flashes makes Link lose his train of thought... the way Sidon's tail wags makes Link flustered. When Sidon shook Link's hand with his two smothering strong ones, Link felt dizzy. Link is missing these quirks Sidon would show, so Link is determined to see them again!

When Link and Sidon are alone in Zora's Domain, Link purposely tells a funny story to the Prince. One he KNOWS will get him to laugh. But when Sidon turns his face from Link to "keep cool", Link gets frustrated. He grabs onto the fishy prince's face, asking him WHY Sidon is acting so differently. Sidon tries to deflect such a notion, but Link calls Sidon out on all the weird things he's been noticing... especially the pants.

Sidon cracks under the gaze of this Hylian! Link not only sees right through Sidon's changes, but Link seems to DISLIKE them, too! Sidon is embarrassed, and he deflates from the realization that Link doesn't like the prince. Sidon refuses to look at Link as he tells Link half the truth, that he wanted to be Link's... FRIEND. That he thought Link wouldn't want to be with... well FRIENDS with... a Zora. Link pauses, as he KNOWS that Sidon knows about he and Mipha's friendship, so something STILL feels off. It isn't until he notices Sidon's blushing that he understands what is truly being said.

After Link makes sure Sidon looks into his eyes, Link reassures Sidon that the things he likes about Sidon are what are truly him. His heroic grin, his playful tail wags. His champion-like swimming abilities. That Link enjoys Sidon. That he wants to SEE Sidon... all of him. Quickly, though, after Sidon lets out a flustered wheeze, Link realizes how his words came across, stating he just meant for Sidon to take off the pants! Sidon wheezes louder. Link gets more embarrassed and tries to explain he just meant Zora don't wear pants, so he'd want to see Sidon without-

It's great. They're great. They're trying.

It takes a bit more time after this convo, cause clearly the two are terrible with communication, but they reveal their romantic interests.

And they burn that infamous pair of pants.

#sidlink #sidlink hc #sidlink headcannon #I had my morning coffee I'm sorry #I just imagined insecure Sidon #and how silly it would look to have Sidon acting Hylian #even though he is a literal shark #with a dump truck #like where did he get the pants #also I know damn well Sidon would still try to hide his smile a few times after this. Cause of habit #but Link would catch his face before he hides the smile #so he can kiss his toothy grin #making Sidon wag his tail so hard it smacks Link #and Muzu thinks that the black eye Link has means they fought #and Muzu is happy #and tells Dorephan the “good” news #but Muzu doesn't realize they're hella gay #Muzu is a hater #muzu only supports gay wrongs and not gay rights

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to-be-a-dreamer · 1 year

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Spot Conlon and the rest of Brooklyn all being girls actually means so much to me and not in a "See women can be strong too!!!" kinda way because like. It just makes so much sense???

Like, okay so if you stop thinking about it as "the strongest and most fearsome group of newsies is also all girls" and instead think of it as "the group of newsies that are all girls is also the strongest and most fearsome" it all starts clicking into place.

Because if you were Spot Conlon, if you had a group of young girls who all live and work on the streets to take care of, of course you would want to have this big, intimidating reputation of being the best fighter and strongest leader. If every other borough, most of which are made up of dozens of teenage boys, believes you can and will soak them for so much a stepping foot in Brooklyn, they won't dare think about so much as touching one of your girls.

Of course you would make sure all of your girls know how to beat an opponent much bigger and stronger than them. If someone does mess with them, they have to be able to fight back. Not just to protect themselves, but to make sure that whichever idiot thought it was a good idea to mess with Brooklyn never dares try it again. They have to be able to win that fight and all future fights.

Of course you would be super territorial and make sure you don't give a single inch of leniency towards the other boroughs. You can't show any kind of vulnerability, no matter how capable you are. Being "just as strong" as the other boroughs isn't enough because they will never see you as an equal. So you choose to be seen as a threat.

Brooklyn has to be strong. They have to be scary. They're not any more violent or mean than the other boroughs, but they need the others to think they are because the alternative is being seen as an easy target. That can't happen.

I also feel like Brooklyn wouldn't have this reputation unless they were forced to. Like, if it were up to them they would be kind and welcoming and friendly. But whenever they gave an inch the other neighborhoods took a mile. Whenever they showed even an ounce of kindness there was always someone who took that as a sign of weakness.

It's not fun being isolated. It's not fun being feared. But it keeps them safe and that's the most important thing. I think Brooklyn only has a reputation of being strong fighters because they keep being forced to fight.

I have no idea if this is even remotely comprehensible but do you see my vision? I just. The idea of Brooklyn being the strongest borough out of necessity instead of desire. Spot Conlon being a girl has so many implications about this character's backstory and motivations that we've never had before and it's so much more than just "Hey did you guys know women can be competent leaders too? I know, WILD"

#i love the brooklyn girlsies #they mean so much to me #this has been sitting in my drafts for like two weeks #i couldn't get my thoughts into comprehensible words but i decided to just dump my brain out and hope for the best #it also makes so much sense why she would be hesitant to join the strike #please send me brooklyn girlsies asks i am absolutley vibrating #newsies #west endsies #newsies uk #newsies london #spot conlon #brooklyn newsies #newsies headcannon #newsies headcanon #idk how to spell it

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q-isthebestletter · 1 day

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I saw someone else do this and I thought it was cool so it's my turn now

Random tma headcannons (mostly about Jon) that don't matter at all to the cannon story but they matter to me:

1) When Jon was a child, he'd "adopt" stray cats. He'd leave food out for them and build them little houses out of cardboard boxes and whatever he could find

2) Jon paints. He started in high school, and his paintings are kinda sureal, often depicting shadowy figures and dull colors. In uni, he took an art class and when Georgie saw his paintings she kept trying to push him for their "deeper meaning" but in all honesty Jon just thought that painting creepy figures and off putting houses was fun

3)Tim's the kinda guy to blow kisses to his friends and constantly flirt with them

4) Martin knits. He tried to teach Jon once but Jon was too impatient

5) The holiday season passed while Jon was in his coma (that is actually cannon!) so Martin made Jon a sweater and left it on the bedside table at the hospital. Jon found the sweater when he woke up and wore it constantly throughout season 4 and 5

6) Martin also gifted Jon his favorite tea, so in season 4 Jon would drink the tea whenever he was having a hard time or he missed Martin

7) the rules of the bet Peter and Elias had were if Elias won they had to stay married which is why Peter's so annoyed about losing

8) whenever Jon and Martin are in the same room in season three they are holding hands (they do it subconsciously and neither of them are really aware of it)

9) Jon has a massive sweet tooth

10) Jon and Martin kissed before the unknowing, that's why Jon's so angry about Martin spending so much time with Peter (he's jealous)

11) Jon's a very emotional guy. Even before his time as archavist, he would cry rather often

12) Georgie has blonde curly hair. No clue why, that's just how I pictured her from day one

#I might do more of these later idk #this was fun #brain dump #tma #jonathan sims #the magnus archives #headcannons #tma headcanons

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james-sunshine-potter · 10 days

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I can fix him (no really I can) is such a James Potter song

In literally any relationship he would ever be in, it would have that sort of vibe. He just attracts those people.

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hatchet-boy · 4 months

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Thinking about how a few years after Sam went to Stanford, Dean and John were hunting together before they split? So maybe.

Maybe Dean came on to his dad, nothing stupid dramatic like some teenage girl (he swears to himself) just a hand on his waist after a hunt, blood and adrenaline and sweat and grave dirt and smoke heavy in the air (and John had said Dean done good, rough and rare praise and his eyes lingered, so maybe, maybe...), just a light touch, stepping in just a fraction too close, eyes lingering (dad would know what it means. Know what Dean's offering here. No words needed. Surely he's right. He's seen dads glances before-) but John doesn't lean into it. Holds stock still just a moment, teeth grit jaw locked. Both of them carefully step back no eye contact.

John says in the morning 'maybe it's time you start hunting on your own Dean, you're more than old enough' but they both know what's its really about. Dean got too close. (Let his sick fucking family affection get too twisted. Lost control for just one damn second and spun off the road).

Dean got too close. And a few months later, when John stops picking up the phone and he finally works up the courage to see Sam, wide eyed and fresh and whole and beautiful, he swears he'll never let himself get too close again.

(But fuck Sam makes it hard sometimes)

#sam asks why dad let him go off alone he replies 'im 26 dude' because hes old enough. old enough to hunt alone. old enough to know better.#spn #samdean #deanjohn #this blog is just a brainrot dumping ground #get out of my headdddddddd #go here. random headcannon about spn show supernatural #so that i may get on with my life.#wincest

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2bagsofdeadfishbones3 · 9 months

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Metal Family Headcanons!! ||| Part 1/6 ||| Dee

He is a demiboy

he uses he/they pronouns

He is autistic

When he was 12 he made a ponysona and Heavy found it and used it as blackmail until Dee took the picture back and burned it.

Kids at his school make fun of him because he looks feminine so he now wears a cologne that is called something like "MANLY MAN SMELL"

Kids at Dee preschool/kindergarten used to play with his hair and that would cause him to have sensory issues and when his Dad came to pick him up, he noticed Dee had scratched his arm to the point it was slightly bleeding. That incident made Glam take Dee out of that preschool and basically just keep him at home with him, Vicky, and Heavy.

Dee and Lif have a Spotify playlist that they both add songs too daily.

Heavy and Dee once dyed a strand of their hair the color of the others hair (Dee dyed his orange/Heavy dyed his blonde)

Dee charges Lif less for his services but charges Heavy more (he calls it "the brother tax")

Dee draws on his hand during classes he dose not like.

Dee listens to MCR (My Chemical Romance).

Dee plays Ponytown.

Dee has a insta account and he only follows and likes Heavy and Lif's posts.

#metal family headcannons #metal family #my litte pony friendship is magic #dee is a silly goofy guy #metal family dee #metal family lif #metal family heavy #metal family victoria #metal family ches #headcanon #brain dump

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5ammexicanviolist · 11 months

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3 am head cannons

-Peso is bilingual (English & Spanish)

^ with this he only curses in Spanish and if he’s scared, confused, or frustrated he'll talk to himself in Spanish

-Tweak has an electric guitar, and instead of sleeping you’ll hear her randomly play

-Dashi was in track and has good endurance with running

-Peso and Dashi (and kwazii?) watch novelas together

-Shellington and Dashi gossip to each other in their free time

-The Captain has a dead plant from not having time to take care of it :( -Peso sometimes practices dancing (like with a pillow or broom for partner)

-Kwazii watches short films, the ones that make you think a lot and are eerie (and then watches analysis’s of them)

-Kwazii, the Captain, Peso, and Dashi like art but all have their own unique styles/ forms

-Shellington likes building legos (sometimes peso or Dashi help him)

-Kwazii, Shellington, and Peso play string instruments

#octonauts #captain barnacles #peso #dashi #kwazii #shellington #headcannons #is it ok for me to just dump headcannons are there any way of doing this??

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redrobber13 · 6 months

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Moar assorted shit

#fanart #my art #surge the tenrec #silver the hedgehog #ninjago #cole ninjago #ninjago zane #lord garmadon #ice king #yyh hiei #undyne #papyrus #sans #kyoko sakura #knuckles the echidna #weed is legal in silvers future that’s my headcannon #sketchbook dump

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moonsanoverthinker · 6 months

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Some more TMA headcanons because I’ve thought of some more. Also apologies if this list is a little more chaotic than the other one x (Here’s the first list I make incase anyone’s interested)

Also if people have their own that they’d want to add feel free to because I love reading other people’s x

There’s probably going to be some spoilers for but I’ve tried to keep it as broad as possible :) x

Tim used to steal Jon’s pens - Not because he needed them he did it to annoy Jon

Tim once hid a plastic spider in Jon’s desk then pinned it on Martin

Gerry liked to make puns, Gertrude didn’t like Gerry’s puns - Or at least she pretended not too

Peters changed the locks multiple times but Elias just keeps finding his was back in

Georgie has that really nice kind of swoopy writing - I kind of feel Sasha did as well

Distortion Micheal likes the animated Alice in Wonderland film - Can’t think why… (If I had any artistic talent I’d draw him as the Cheshire Cat but I sadly I don’t have any)

Melanie used to make loom band bracelets - She never gave them to anyone but she’d use specific colours with specific people in mind

Elias likes to shout peoples names then not answer them when they shouted back asking what he wanted

Jon owns a few packs of some nice playing cards (Like the ones with cool pictures and stuff) but no one’s allowed to use them - He let Tim use them once but after he slightly bent the corner of one they became off limits to them all

Jon drinks black coffee because it seems like the mature thing to do

Tim drinks the super sweet coffees because they taste nicer and look pretty

Elias has one of them big spinning office chairs - He’s definitely done the James Bond villain spin

Daisy once told Martin she knew a great place to hide his body - She then proceeded to leave notes around the archives to remind him - Jon would also take the notes down

Not necessarily a headcanon but I just imagine series 5 Jared Hopworth in the garden with a necklace of various body parts and bones

Occasionally Basira would just look out to the fourth wall - I’m imagining it like fleabag style

During their travelling Gerry brought Gertrude a mug from a tourist shop - She kept saying she didn’t like it but once she was back in the archives she would use it all the time

Just Jon wearing some sparkly green nail polish

On the topic of Jon’s nails imagine him with those pointy acrylics - He’d either be in his element or he’d have the same vibe as a dog trying to walk in shoes

Both Micheal and Helen just pinging rubber bands at the backs of peoples head (I’ve got no real explanation for why they do it but then again neither have they)

Jon appreciates badgers - He got a little desk calendar with different pictures of them every month

When Martin was staying in the institute Jon gave him a blanket. He took the blanket with him when he started living at home again and started using it

Tim kept every card Sasha ever gave him

Sasha has a little pot of fake flowers on her desk

Jon pretends to he surprised every time Martin gives him a present - Especially if it’s an out of the blue ‘I saw this and thought of you’ present

Sasha and Tim went ice skating together one Christmas - They claimed it was as friends but Tim did give her flowers

Also some random side notes - Slight spoilers for series 4/5

Listened to 170 and immediately started crying at the end / The descriptions in 172 made me feel physically ill as someone who really doesn’t like spiders / Also I saw a thing on TikTok where someone took Gerry asking to be called Gerry and paired it with I Bet On Losing Dogs by Mitski and it was more upsetting than I was expecting xx

#tma headcanons #tma shitpost #the magnus archives #tma headcannon #i love using tumblr to brain dump things because then i don’t have to explain the lore of characters for them to make sense #sasha james #tim stoker #martin blackwood #jonathan sims #jonmartin #gerry keay #tma podcast #tma spoilers #the magnus archives headcannon #the magnus archives spoilers #the magnus archives memes

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buggyandthebartoclub · 7 months

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Some SFW Goofy / Silly HC's for Shachi!! For my beloved @mandiemegatron - my beloved Shachi mutual <3 THESE HC ARE SFW MY BLOG IS NOT head the warnings above! Ageless blogs without 'adult' in bio will be blocked if you interact!

Goofy/Random Shachi HC's (Silly/Goofy Shachi in love at the bottom as a bonus)

Music taste alternates between heavy rock and the cringiest shit you’ve ever heard bc it made him laugh ( He and Penguin listen to bbno$ and Yung Gravy, and I think that’s hilarious - pry that one from my cold dead hands.)

LOVES puns. I mean, just look at his fucking hat!

Also loves being cheesy/cheesy stuff. Silly poses, cringe outfits, bad puns, b rated movies, tacky patterns, you name it. If it makes a normal person cringe even just a little he LOVES it! (Again.. look at his hat!)

Also likes cute stuff like Law, but not embarrassed by it (see above point) and will go overboard w it if he’s messing w Law (imagine that one post of them all going to see the barbie movie?? Pen made Law promise for them dress up for it but Shachi got the outfits ready that’s how I imagined that happening anyway )

Either super great or absolute dog shit at games. No in between. Avoids the ones he sucks at like the plague. Is a sore loser and WILL pout if he’s lost enough times (still pouts even if he only loses a little but its more subtle and he can get over it quicker lol)

His jokes/humor are also the same as his style and game talents, His jokes are usually cheesy, and either really fuckin funny or absolute cringiest shit you’ve ever heard, almost no in-between

Loves pranks. Goes without saying really

Has this uncanny knack for finding things people would be unable to decide if they like or not, like say a keychain of their fave character for example, but the character is doing some weird bizarre ooc shit or its some on the most unhinged knock off of the original they’ve ever seen

Will tell you wrong information with his whole ass chest. He believes it. He is a a bit dumbass. Himbo-y if you will. Is shocked when he realizes he is in fact wrong and thinks you’re fucking with him. Always takes a minute to convince him he’s actually wrong even though no one is ever fucking with him when they tell him he’s wrong NOT saying he is rude or mean about it is just genuinely shocked he’s wrong what do you MEAN you’re serious that much salt doesn’t go in there you’re just trying to mess him up haha Ikaku… oh shit Ikaku was serious!! that was too much salt wtf!!

Hes always joking so he thinks everyone else is too sometimes… to his own detriment occasionally lol, always says sorry after for not taking them seriously after with an embarrassed laugh ————Silly/Goofy in Love Shachi HC’s————

Mad dumb when in love/crushing

Im talking giggly, wiggly, ramp up the funny guy act by 10 (at first, he does chill out the longer the crush lasts/the more he’s around them/the more developed the relationship is)

Mixes up words a lot and says lots of goofy shit, esp when trying to be punny AND flirty, his poor brain can’t always keep up

Heartfelt/over the top romantic, gets pretty cheesy

Cheesy is honestly core staple of his personality, you have to love laughing and having fun to be with him for sure because that’s what fills most of your days together if you’re with him

Is a tickle monster, uses it to his advantage to get more cuddles and/or kisses in And make his partner laugh

If he thinks something about him turns his partner/crush on/they like that about him will go out of his way to try and show off even after getting together. Like his arms? Will tie down the top half of his suit and claim to be hot while working.. when its super cold lol - not subtle at all, plays dumb when teased about it

Dishes it out way harder than he can take it, is a bit of a baby if teased too much- will deny at all costs. Still tells you if it was a good burn tho later on

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staystraykay · 2 years

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TR Boys When Their Kids Are Sent Home From School

FT: Mikey, Draken, and Baji

CW: Female!Readers, Blonde!Reader and/or Redhead!Readers, PG-13 for cussing, mentions of violence, agressive and aggitated emotions.

A/N: First fannon head dump. BE NICE! Alright sit back and enjoy!

PICREW

MIKEY

Today has been a day. Not only have you had to deal with constant Morning sickness while cleaning the house and running errands, now you are sitting in the principal's office at your son Kaito's school. He gotten into some kind of physical altercation and now some kid is sitting in a hospital bed.

"Mom, I swear I didn't start it!" Kaito pleaded, throwing his hands up in a typical Sano tantrum. "Principal Inuzaki saw the whole thing! He knows I didn't start it."

"Kaito." You seethe out with a bone chilling calm. Kaito tensed, taking one look at the 'mom glare' you were giving him before sitting back down and staring at his shoes.

"Principal Inuzaki, are you sure this is my son's fault?" You sighed and looked back to the fat elderly man sitting behind his desk. The same fat old man behind the same big desk that was there when you were in school...and Mikey was supposed to be in school.

Kaito was a lot like his father. Childish and care-free most of the time, with the frightening ability to shut off all his emtions when pushed too far. But you knew Kaito had inherited your patience. He wasn't as easily set off like his dad was. And once you pulled him out of the last school he attended with Kai Baji and Kenny Ryuguji, he had been fairly better about passing his classes and his involvement in on-campus fights had decreased significantly.

"Mrs. Sano, your son had become the number one distraction to my students since he has arrived. Today is just one of the many incidents Sano Kaito has been involved in." The old man puffed out in such a tone that just made you twitch in agitation.

Tention pressure began to build in your temples, nausea was causing your stomach to twist, and this new baby was beginning to kick you in the kidneys. As Inuzaki went on and on about his prejudice opinions of your son, you got more and more agitated.

And then you popped.

"Ok, you know what no." Kaito's eyes flicked to you quickly and back down to his shoes, his shoulders tensing further. He knew the school had fucked up when they had called you instead of his dad. Mikey was better at handling tention and agitation better than you currently. This pregnancy was making you very testy and your tempter was far quicker than it ever had been before.

"This is what we're going to do. You, Principal Inuzaki, are going to pull up the security footage of the incident because I know you have it. You've got at least fifteen cameras on every damned hallway. One of them was bound to catch it. Then we are going to watch it together. And if my son is innocent, you are going to call this other's child's parents and treat them with the same disrespect you have treated us with. You are also going to make a public apology to my son, and leave him the hell alone or I swear on everything Principal Inuzaki I will show you what little patience I really have."

By the end of your ranting demand you were inches from Inuzaki's face, hands on the desk, and steam coming out of your ears.

"Or you can drop this whole thing and tell this other child's parents he was responsible for the altercation. It's up to you." You shrugged, turning to pick up your purse. "Which is it?" You raised a brow, staring down the now sweating man.

He turned his saucer like eyes to Kaito and with a shacking voice said, "See you first thing tomorrow, Mr. Sano."

"Bye, Sir." Kaito nodded before quickly leaving the room.

Before you shut the door you looked back at Inuzaki and said with a smile, "Good choice. Have a nice day."

On the way home you had threatened Kaito and promised to be telling his father as soon as he got home, which made Kaito twitchy. He sheepishly went to his room as he was grounded from leaving, working on his bike, and eating sweets until you had talked to Mikey.

Manjiro had pulled into the garage a few hours after you and Kaito had returned home. He had come to the kitchen to see you and kiss you on the forehead as a greeting. Placing his keys down on the counter, Mikey had started rubbing your belly which was in the earlier stages of swelling.

"How's my princess today?" He cooed with a relaxed smile on his face.

He had been over the moon with excitment the second the doctor had said you were expecting a girl. He had been excited for Kaito when you had been pregnant with him, but something about this little girl made him thrilled.

"She had been making mommy's day a bit hard, but not as hard as your son has made my day." You sighed as Mikey's eyes flicked back up to yours.

"What he do?" His tone turned hard and fatherly.

So, you told him everything. At least everything you knew. And you noticed the gleam that caught in his eyes when you said Kaito had kicked the kid's head so hard he had been taken to the hospital.

"Kaito!" Mikey's voice boomed through the whole house. The slow and shacky squeak of your son's door opening was followed by heavy and hesitant footsteps.

"Sir?" His eyes were on the ground, head down.

"Look at me." Mikey ordered, and Kaito followed. You could see the want to cry build in your son's eyes. "Wanna tell me about your day?"

"I sent a kid to the hospital today." He said sheepishly. "But I didn't mean to this time I swear!" He snapped up. "I was minding my business this time. I was just trying to eat my doriyaki and this kid came up and threw it to the ground. And he started talking shit to me, and then he tried to hit me, and I swear I only kicked him once!" Kaito rambled quickly in a panic. So much so you had to cough to cover up the laugh bubbling from your throat.

"Kaito," You tried to stop him, but it seemed he had a case of word vomit.

"-I meant it when I said I wouldn't fight in this school! Mom, I swear! I said I'd do my work and save fighting for after school. Remember, Dad? That was our deal! I leave gang activity for after school, and focus on my school work at school! I was doing that. I did not sta-"

"KAITO!" Both you and Mikey snapped, causing the middle schooler to shut his mouth quickly.

"Son, we've already talked about it." Mikey chuckled. "You're not grounded. However, if this happens again there will be no motorcycles, no gang, no sweets or tv or anything for months got it?"

Kaito quickly nodded his head and took off to his room. He came running back out with phone and keys in his hand. Kissing you on the cheek and waving bye to his father Kaito was gone in a flash, the sounds of his bike growing fainter and fainter by the second.

Cuddling on the couch, both you and Mikey chuckled and shook you heads. Rubbing soothing circles on your stomach Mikey smiled at you.

"Guess it's just us tonight." He sighed lovingly.

"Mhmm." You sighed, resting your head on his shoulder.

Scooping you up in his arms he stands up, carrying you bridal style. "What do you say to a bath and then a movie?" He asked quietly as he was already headed for the tub.

"I say nothing sounds better." You grinned and rested fully in his arms.

DRAKEN

"Kenny Takashi Ryuguji!" You snapped as your son stumbled into the house, covered in cuts and bruises, and his braid matted and messed. You had already known he was on the way home. The school had called.

"Mom, please, can you not yell." He whined, slumping next to the small kotatsu table in the living room. "My head is pounding." He muttered as he laid his head down on the table surface.

You emerged from the bathroom with the first aid kid in hand, your younger daughter Ayame following behind like a baby duck. As you kneeled in front of Kenny, Ayame settled in her brother's lap as you started dressing the wounds along his neck and head.

"What happened this time?" You sighed as you dressed the gash across his eyebrow.

Just like his father. Kenny was well mannered and slow tempered like Draken; however, he was also bloodthirsty and starving for a good knuckle busting fight. How such a bright and intelligent young man can be so wild all at the same time was bewildering to you, but then against these are all qualities you fell for in Draken.

"Older kids think they can push people around." Kenny grunted as you poured disinfectant in his busted knuckles. "Had to show them they were wrong." Probably took up for some wimpy kid again. "I'm assuming the school called?"

"Yes. They called us and the Baji household." You sighed as you carefully wrapped his knuckle in gauze.

A wince spread across Kenny's face, but it wasn't for the bandaging. "They called Kai's house?" You nod. "Kai is dead." You nod again.

"They called your father as well." Your son's body tensed like a tight rubber band ready to snap.

"They called dad?" he groaned aloud, as if he himself were in hotter water than Kai Baji was at his house.

"Oh, they called me alright." Kenny jumped so hard it nearly knocked you over. Ayame had fallen into your lap.

Draken stood in the living room doorway, arms crossed tight across his chest, and mechanics jumper tied tightly across his waist. He must have left work as soon as they called. Poor Inupi was probably running the shop alone.

"D-Dad, hi! How was work?" Kenny stammered, walked himself back into a wall.

Draken smirked and cracked his neck. "It was going pretty great today. Then I got a call from yer school. Said yer starting fights in the middle of class again." Draken held his hand out to help you up from the floor and pick up Ayame who had her small arms held out for her daddy. "I thought we had an understanding, Ken. We said no fighting at school, and you could do whatever with the gang." The strain in your husband's voice was bone chilling. He was not happy for sure.

"Bubba fight?" Ayame managed to say audibly. Her small hands holding either side of her father's face with a confused look on her face.

Draken's smile softened as he looked to his young daughter. "Mmhm, Bubba is in big trouble." He said in a funny tone as his daughter continued to hold his face.

A big gasp fell from Ayame's lips. "Bubba! Daddy say you in trouble!"

You had to push down the laugh that crawled up your chest. There was never a dull moment with Ayame for sure.

"Come here, Aya." You hold out your arms for your daughter, who does not want to leave her father's grasp.

"Go to Momma, Princess. Daddy's got to deal with Bubba." Draken says softly as he hands her over to you. He kisses the top of her head as she finally caves and allows herself to be passed off.

"Oh well. Bubba!" Aya shrugged and looked to her elder brother.

"Y-yes?" He played along, his eyes never leaving his father's.

"Run." Ayame said and you nearly bursted into a fit of laughter then and there.

As he attempts to turn and run, Draken caught his son's collar and yanked him back.

"Kenny, you are going to hand over the keys to the bike, you will be home right after school, and you will hand over your phone the second you walk in the door. You are going to be on babysitting duty every weekend until further notice. And I swear, Ken, one more fight at school like this and you won't have a gang or friends or a bike or a fucking phone. Do you understand me?" Draken's voice carried through the whole house, shaking the walls.

As he went through the list of punishments Kenny was going to be receiving this time, you got Ayame ready for bed. Just as she was settled in her room with a movie, you heard Kenny's door close and yours creak open.

As you placed the folded laundry away two arms wrapped tightly around your waist. Draken let his head fall into the crease of you neck, sighing deeply and relaxing against you. Rubbing his hands that laid flat against your abdomen, you traced the calloused scars.

"You know he's just like you." You whispered as Draken breathed the smell of you in.

A defeated groan fell past his lips and his sat on the bed, head in his hands. "Dammit, Y/N, I know. I want him to be better than me. I don't want his best option being a gang member. It's fine now, but what about later, huh? That kind of life could get him killed or in prison." He rubbed his face hard and looked down at his shoes.

You shook his head and crawled on the bed behind him, massaging the tension out of his shoulders. "Silly man, his best qualities come from you. In my opinion there isn't anyone better than you." You smiled down at him as he turned his head to look at you.

"You don't need to worry so hard about him, Ken. He's a smart kid, and even though he hides it well, he is well mannered, and his temper isn't so bad either." You cupped the side of Draken's face, rubbing your thumb in soothing circles over his cheek. "Kenny is built tough, and like his dad, he doesn't let people pick on the weak."

Draken smiled softly and turned to wrap you up in his arms. "How'd I get lucky with you?"

"Good Karma." You shrugged, making you both laugh.

As the laughter faded into a still quiet you heard Draken's brain working. You'd let him tell you what he wanted. You knew not to push him.

"I think after this weekend, I'll let him off the hook." Draken sighed out, wanting your thoughts.

You nodded and turned your head up to look at him. "Why wait that long?" You questioned.

A smug smirk you knew too well stretched across his lips.

"Well, we haven't had a date night in a while. And the owner of that new fancy hotel owes me a favor." He kissed your neck, making you tingle.

"God, I love being married to you." You giggled as Draken threw the two of you on the bed.

His phone that laid forgotten on the floor silently ringing. Inupi wondered what the hell was taking Draken so long to get back.

BAJI

You were waiting for him. The school had called about Kai hours ago, saying that he wasn't going to be sent home, but he was going to be expelled for a week. A week. Just the thought of a week of Kai in the house at all times because he can't keep his damned hands to himself at school made you want to throttle your child.

However, you didn't have to worry about that. As soon as the school had called you, you had called Keisuke. Oh ho, did you call Keisuke. Chifuyu and Kazutora took over the pet shop for the day and Keisuke came home to wait with you. With every second the tension built in both of you.

Yes, Kai was just like his father. Feral in every definition. He inherited the odd trait of setting vehicles on fire whenever he was bored or hungry. He was an expert fighter. Hell, Kai was even first division captain of the current Tokyo Manji Generation 4. Every ounce of Keisuke had been copied with precise detail over to his son.

Knowing this though did not excuse the one rule you had with Kai. No fighting at school. As long as he was making good marks in school, paying attention in class, and respecting his teachers then he could do whatever he wanted outside school. He chose the path of a delinquent just like his father. Shocker.

"They even said he wasn't even provoked. So, it wasn't self-defense." You sighed as Keisuke's foot began to tap.

"Doesn't matter. We had one rule, Y/N. One fucking rule!" Keisuke snapped, abruptly standing up.

You knew you had to calm Keisuke a bit before Kai got home. He was so pissed he would probably traumatize the kid. So, you reached up at ran your hands through his hair, scratching his scalp to ease the tension building in his head.

"Well, maybe he was defending someone." You suggested, guiding Baji to sit down on the couch. "Like you did for 'Fuyu. Remember when you two met?" His shoulders relaxed slightly, and you thanked God.

"Still, he can't be fighting at school. They'll kick him out for good next time. And getting him into another middle school, let alone high school is going to be next to impossible." Keisuke sighed out as he looked at the little blanket wrapped around his youngest child.

Kuroe, you youngest son, slept peacefully and was thankfully a decent distraction as Kai had pulled into the drive. While you both heard it, neither of you rushed out to shake your oldest to death. You could hear your middle child, your daughter Kisame, taunting her brother.

"You know they're going to kill you as soon as you walk in, right?" She mocked as she turned the doorknob.

"Shut up, Kisa!" He snapped back.

"I saw dad's bike in the garage. You're screwed." She laughed as they walked towards the living room. As soon as Kisame looked up from her phone, seeing both you and Keisuke standing in the living room she laughed out.

"Oh, you're fucked."

"Kisame!" You snapped and she kept laughing. As you handed the sleeping Kuroe over to her, Kai breached the living room.

She turned as her brother stood as still as a night in the doorway. "Good luck, big bro. RIP." She patted his shoulder, laughing the whole way to her room.

Kai's eyes flickered from both you and his father. He didn't know who'd make the first move and that terrified him. He was afraid to even flinch for it might trigger one of you to finally jump him.

"Kai, you better start talking." You warn, Keisuke grunting.

His gulped and nodded his head. "I'm assuming the told you guys I was unprovoked?"

"Oh, so it's true?" Keisuke smiled; his hair suddenly being tied up. "You're beating up on innocent people now? In the middle of school too."

Kai backed up quickly, holding his hands up in defense. "NO! No, no I just know that's what story they told you guys! I didn't start a fight with some innocent kid, I swear. Kenny and I were just walking to class when we saw these upper classmen beating the hell out of this wimpy ass nerd. Poor dude pissed himself." He watched as both you and Keisuke stood still, watching his every move. Both of you knew his telltale signs, and so far, Kai wasn't lying.

"You and Kenny kick their asses?" Keisuke asked.

Kai nodded. "Two are in the hospital."

"Good." Keisuke grunted and turned to walk to your shared room.

"Mom?" Kai looked to you.

"Laundry for three weeks. Babysitting both your brother and sister for two weeks. I want at least a report card with all B or I'll be taking the bike, the game system, and I will be giving all the yakisoba in this house to Chifuyu. Do I make myself clear?" You folded your arms, staring down your oldest son.

"Yes ma'am." He nodded quickly. "But why the yakisoba? Those are dad's favorite." He questioned and you smiled wickedly.

"Exactly. So, don't fuck up kid, or it was affect your dad. And that'll make it even worse for you." He turned on your heels and waved him off. "You're staying in tonight. Go to your room."

"Yes ma'am!" He said quickly and ran for his room before you decided to change your mind.

Keisuke was laying across the bed, changed into his boxers and pajama shirt. You quickly joined him for a good afternoon cuddle and nap.

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