#hes like no. how dare u.

[crypt1dcorv1dae]

plotting, scheming even

#jason todd #gar logan #dc comics #teen titans #babysitting au #(i guess thats what i'll call it idk) #garjay #technically?? kinda??? like. theyre fake dating to piss off steve. and cus its funny #fanart #crypted creations #theyre trying to piss off bruce too but it doesnt work bc bruce actually likes gar lol #but dick is FUCKING PISSED #hes like no. how dare u. #dont u dare datd my baby brother. not allowed

[jay-wasstuff]

Miguel when a literal 15 year old wanted his dad to live

#no because what did he expect of Miles??? 😭 #man said “how dare you still want your father present in your life!? like u had him for 15 get over it u selfish bitch” #across the spiderverse #spiderverse #spiderman #spiderman 2099 #spiderman across the spiderverse #miles morales #miguel o'hara #across the spider verse spoilers #spiderman atsv #atsv spoilers #atsv #oscar issac #into the spiderverse #into the spider verse

[suchawrathfullamb]

Love Hannibal's thought process of "I'm going to lie and manipulate him into thinking he's hallucinating a person and not show any emotion while he stands there having a seizure and that's totally okay and acceptable" but as soon as Gideon goes "that doesn't seem to bother you" he's like HOW DARE YOU I SAID IT WAS A MILD SEIZURE A MILD, M-I-L-D.

#he's so offended like I SAID IT WAS MILD #how dare u think I wouldn't care if my baby was having a say SEVERE seizure??? #that's totally different okay? #it was only MILD MILD #hannigram #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #hugh dancy #murder husbands #mads mikkelsen #hannibal lecter

[nonpoppie]

tianjiu (food 4 me specifically)

#tianjiu #tianlang jun #shen jiu #scum villain #svsss #i just think they would b neat... #in the grand scheme of things i dont think the demon part would matter to sj #if he got attached to tlj first.?? like #guy with major trust issues vs guy who's just a little silly. And also has trust issues #sj @ tlj would b like: #how dare u break down my walls and make me feel safe and make me feel loved HOW DARE U #meanwhile tlj @ sj: #grumpy chicks r so sexy got damn.. oh u got trauma? word me too babygirl #lets take antidepressants together <3 #out of screen shen yuan is of course the reason for all this . released tlj and was sj's shizun before hightailing it. Happy ending fairy #no idea how the timeline would work but slay #my art dump

[oddberryshortcake]

Malleus’s face the MOMENT Idia disses doing anything nice for Silver and Lilia lmaooo

#he’s like ‘how DARE u’ #twst #twisted wonderland #malleus draconia #twst silver

[paimonial-rage]

cocky bastard vibes - zhongli

ship: zhongli x reader

synopsis: in which reader shares their free thoughts on the liyue statue of seven

notes: standalone snippet part of the bookkeeping!verse

It was a beautiful day in Liyue. The grass was a luscious green and the birds were singing a beautiful song. After a nice stay at the Emerald Maple Inn, you and Mr. Zhongli decided to have a cup of tea next to the Statue of the Seven before heading on your way to Qingce Village. You were to accompany him to pick up supplies for the next funeral rite, and with the way the morning was going, you knew nothing would ruin this peaceful day.

"So how much do you want to bet that Rex Lapis was hot and knew it?”

You ignored the choked sound that came from your side as you gazed up at the picturesque statue. Though your companion would probably consider your question quite out of the blue, you couldn’t say it was the first time you wondered such a thing. Whenever you passed by one of them in Liyue, the thought always plagued your mind for a few hours after. Judging by Mr. Zhongli’s reaction, though, it seemed he did not share your sentiments.

"Ehem… That… certainly is an interesting thought. I can’t say whether or not previous records touched on such a topic."

You hummed, gazing up at the statue. Really? That couldn’t be true. Why wouldn’t anyone talk about a statue looking like that?

“Well there are many reasons why I’d say I’m right. First off, his outfit. He has a hooded cloak on while also being shirtless. There’s absolutely no logical reason to dress like that unless they’re from the deserts of Sumeru, wouldn’t you say? It obviously was a conscious fashion decision. If you pair that with the seductive way he’s sitting, I’d be inclined to assume he’s quite clearly feeling his look.”

Silence came from your side. Hm, Mr. Zhongli still wasn’t convinced? Then you would go on.

“You do see it, right? His posture is relaxed, yet confident. Not to mention the way he’s looking at that cube in his hand with practically bedroom eyes. His knees are apart too. My friend from Sumeru told me that when a man sits like that, he’s displaying his dominance.”

Still silence.

"You can't sit in a seductive pose like that without on some level being aware you look good doing it. I mean look at him! He's shirtless and everything! I've heard even macho fishermen say that they pray to the statue for a good night before coming home to see their wives. You can’t blame them, right?"

A hesitant cough.

"I-I'm sure it was a younger time when those statues were sculpted."

You groaned.

"Maybe, but you’re not even looking! If you did, you’d agree with me that Rex Lapis is clearly exuding such massive 'cocky bastard' vibes!" You countered.

For some reason, the more you spoke, the more flustered he became.

"C'mon, Mr. Zhongli! Why are you so embarrassed? It's not like I'm slandering his good name! I mean, if Rex Lapis didn't want us talking about him like this, maybe he shouldn't have made a statue with abs clean enough to eat off of!"

Okay, maybe at this point, you were piling it on a bit thick. Could anyone blame you? His face was in his hand as if he had a headache, and were his ears tinged the slightest hint of red? It was an interesting sight. Never had you seen him look so completely flustered. Sure you were rather blunt, but you didn't think your words were that provocative. Mr. Zhongli really was practically a 65 year old man.

"I thought you respected the Geo Archon…" He muttered weakly.

You gasped in offense.

"I do! I’d even consider my words the utmost of pious behavior. In Mondstadt, the sisters of the church consider themselves married to Barbatos, the Anemo Archon. So finding the Geo Archon to be a sex god is pretty much the same thing, right?”

“No, it is not.”

#genshin impact #genshin #genshin x reader #zhongli #zhongli x reader #in which the author converts their first thought upon seeing the liyue statue of seven into written verse #like legit why he sit like that tho #like i’m not the only one right? #why is he sitting like he wants to seduce someone #there’s no logical reason anyone would sit like that unless they thought they looked damn sexy doing so #also if it isn’t clear reader is purposefully laying it on thick through this whole thing #it’s their turn to be amused they deserve it #he’s put them through enough #this is the dumbest thing i’ve ever written but i’m also not sorry #this is my magnum opus not the fischl one uwu #milk u made me finish this how dare you #bookkeeping!verse

[toadstool32]

Au in which Danny dies visibly in public but bc he's a half ghost he doesn't like, die *die* he comes back but people saw so whoops guess I'm dead for real and he hides away for a bit until like a week later or whatever comedic timing is better he just appears back at his house and if someone ask he's not Danny the guy who died last week he's uh Jonny the newly adopted Fenton kid

#if u ask jazz about him she fake cries about being insensitive about her dead brother how dare u say that hes still here #we all grieve in different ways but acting like that is a bad coping mechanism and its rude to the family and #what am i on i have to get to class and im barely awake #danny phantom #ac

[brainrot-stitch]

Steve saga doodles !! :3

All early steve saga, like before rainbow could talk timeline

Grhh I am so normal about them so so normal...

#said the voice of a LIAR #:3 #sillying rn #btw new headcanon post coming soon :D #i just have to remember to keep writing on it heh.. #stitch art #ibispaint art #ibispaintx #doodles #art #steve saga #the steve saga #favremysabre steve saga #favremysabre #rainbow steve #ultra steve #chaos steve #blue steve #tss #drawing shadow sabre soon btw.... #shadow sabre ily!!!! #tss shadow sabre deserved more time tbh #bro was SUCH a goof #light steve ily get better soon u always dying little guy #hes just like me fr #also how the FUCK do u draw any sort of mechanics much less the wild ass machines sabre made early steve saga #like... how tflip was i supposed 2 draw that.. sighh #i dare u to draw early steve saga machines (pls pls pls i have no idea how to design them we can compare notes fire emoji) #I FORGOT TO DO SABRES HOODIE RIGHT ON THE LAST ONE WHOOPS #my bad gang hes supposed to have wing holes but not anymore ig!!!!

[sn0wbat]

more einarr!

i just wanted to draw some very stylized scars on him again. while also making the queerest drawing of him yet. thanks.

#low stakes 🦇 #my art #apparently i never posted this. he has been sitting in my drafts for months. oops. #anyway HAPPY TDOV 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ #also yeah his build is pretty much skeletal at this point. he's skin and bones. ancient vampire man #he chopped off his tids with a sword fairly soon after becoming a vampire and sewed himself shut #i don't expect the scars to have healed all that well but that's fine honestly #he's thriving #also yeah he's aroace too #posts that would make my conservative family explode at me if they saw this #like hoW DARE u make ur viking TRANS that is HISTORICAL SLANDER AND INACCURATE (no it's not. we have existed forever. get over it)

[sillylittleguyinatrenchcoat]

geto meme batch bc i love one man <3 + this week’s episode broke me like a sad flimsy piñata

#SO HOW ABT EP5 HUH………… #my favorite ep this season for SURE but also……… dare i say it……. my fave jjk episode overall? I DARE #i saw some ppl say they didnt like the art direction and i dont get that at ALLLL but u do u ig. #every single scene was just insanely good i lost it every 5 seconds like. mappa. i would give u my everything #but WHEWWWW WHEN HE THREW THE MIC?????? obsessed. #yuki carried also <33333 they did her so good!! and SHOKOOOOO MY BELOVED #im a lil sad we didnt get the iconic lighter scene but i cant be disappointed when they made shoko and geto look THAT good #anyways <3 i love suguru geto. #i love his goofy silly emotionally repressed high school friend group #AND i love his goofy silly morally dubious clown family <3 wish we got to see more of em!! #but more than anything i love papa geto and his daughters. mappa made the headpat even cuter somehow i shed actual tears. THOSE R HIS KIDS #geto is so mommy coded im sorry. im sorry for telling the truth #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #suguru geto #geto #jujutsu kaisen memes #jjk memes #satoru gojo #shoko ieiri #haibara yu #mimiko hasaba #nanako hasaba #miguel #larue #manami suda #kenjaku #yuta okkutsu #sashisu #satosugu

[sweetlullabyebye]

They said 'hypocrisy who'

#jongwoo like 'u are NOT gonna approach this man that's calling me honey do u hear me' #jongwoo telling seokyoon to mind his business like he's not the one who's been snooping around from the start 💀💀 boy #'he's protecting him' the only way to protect him is to carry seokyoon out like a potato bag and run away from the city #meanwhile moonjo is just going wild #'how dare u do things like this we have procedures >:(' *proceeds to not respect any procedure* #yoon jongwoo #seo moonjo #strangers from hell #hell is other people

[lunetual]

[230109] PLAY! “[chuckles] yes, i, uh, i cut my hair short. there are people who don’t like my hair short and there are people who do like my hair short, but thank you for only saying kind things... i’ll keep showing you my good side!”

#kihyun #yoo kihyun #monsta x #mx7net #monstaxedit #mx #mine: gif #mx.meg #play! #anyway. obviously he's an adult and he doesn't really take the complaints about his hair to heart but like. #imagine having nO TASTE !!! #imagine spending ur time SPAMMING their cb live about how u don't like his haircut !!! #i wish that person a very. unpleasant day. unpleasant month. dare i say an unpleasant entirety of 2023. #usermowah #usergyukai #marieblr #wabisarah #marekwan #userkyutie #cheytermelon #rosieblr #ayatracks #tuserchrissy

[aurinkomoukari]

🏍️

#jim root #james root #slipknot #harley davidson #SIR???? #EXCUSE ME??? #I JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED??? #THIS LEVEL OF HOTNESS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL LIKE HOW DARE U 😤 #he could stomp on my neck and i would just giggle and go OMGGGGG BABE I WUV U 🥹 #biker daddy realness 10/10 yes he gets a perfect score 🥰

[inkykeiji]

Omg your last sukuna response was heavenly to read. Makes me wanna just bend over right in front of him in a short skirt and watch his big bad tough demeanor shatter

HEHEHE thank you!! oh my goddd i think he would love and hate teasing all at the same time.

warnings: 18+ minors do not interact, one use of the word master, sukuna is a meanie :( words: 431

he thinks it’s so cute that you think you can act in such a manner around him and get away with it—it’s real sweet that you think you can tease him, real stupid that you think you can dangle such temptation over his head and genuinely believe he won’t do anything about it, that he won’t shove and stuff you back into your proper place beneath him. it’s disrespectful to even try, honestly; disrespectful to think you could ever exert power over him, disrespectful that you think you can control him with your lace-clad cunt, the delicate material already beginning to cling to your folds, contouring your clit and your empty lil hole, soaked with premature arousal.

but his baby is nothing if not determined.

he lets you have your fun for a little anyway, lets you prance around in your obscenely short skirt, lets you bend over far enough that it forces the hem up, up, up—up your thighs, over your ass, to scrunch a little at your tailbone, revealing your whole backside to him, legs spread strategically, ensuring that he gets an eyeful of your clothed cunt. 

he lets you have your fun, because he likes it when you believe you might actually succeed this time—so fucking idiotic, his precious little girl is—because it makes the disappointment weighting your features when you realize that you can’t, you won’t, you never will that much more delicious, a devilish smile spreading across his face as your bright gaze dulls with horror, mouth heavy with defeat as it tugs downward. 

maybe you can procure a crack or two in his demeanour, a hairline fracture in his meticulously crafted mask—a soft grunt, or a flare of sheer, potent want in his eye—but that’s all you’re getting before he mends it, reinforces it, and snatches the reigns from your grasp. 

it’s offensive you thought you had any fucking hope at victory at all, he’s panting in your ear as he traps you between his chest and the wood of the table, hard cock already prodding your dripping hole. who the fuck do you think you are, teasing him?

two of his hands curl around the edges of the table, the other two wrapped tightly around your waist, keeping you bent perpendicular, hips pinned to the surface. 

you seem to have forgotten your place. but oh, don’t you worry, sweetheart, your master will show you exactly where you belong.

#jjk x reader #jjk smut #jujustu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen smut #HEEEEHEHEHEHE #I KNOW U SENT THIS LIKE FIVE DAYS AGO BUT #i am finally finding time to get around to it and give it the attention n dedication it deserved!!! #this answer was meant to show how he loves it bcoz he gets to punish n fuck but hates it bcoz how dare you think you can control him #<333 #i hope ur having a lovely night anon!! #pls stay safe n stay healthy! <3 #inky.sukuna #inky.bb #clari gets mail

[lilacevans]

imagine coming home and finding this dilf on your doorstep bye

endless gifs of andy barber (28/??)

#chris evans #cevans #cevansedit #chrisevansedit #andy barber #lila's gifs #defending jacob #episode three #the dilfiest dilf to ever dilf #lila's andy gifs #christopher how dare u #christopher i am sick of ur shit #he looks so.... daddy here #i can't explain it #like he's softly telling me to come home or whatever #eep #i am soft #for this man

[adhd-merlin]

very important to remember that merlin was raised by a single mother btw. like, i know merlin "i love my mum" "don't call my friend a witch" no-last-name was a raging feminist. in his heart

#he's a mama's boy and that's so important #to me #sorry i am just... having thoughts today. i'll stop #i am fascinated by that “don't call her a witch!!” scene btw #like sorcereress is fine i guess #witch? how dare u #the w slur #merlin #bbc merlin #hunith #*