#i hate my fucking life

[ajearthlinggg]

GUYS MY MOM LOOKED UP WHO WILL WOOD IS I'M GONNA KMS FUCKKKKK

#funny #fyp #tumblr fyp #music #will wood #will wood and the tapeworms #william woodiam #the normal album #will woodussy #will wood fanart #will wood art #wwatt #will wood reference #i call this music #everything is a lot #in case i make it #i hate my fucking life

[budbuddnbuddy]

𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐟𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 (pt2)

A/n: Not y’all giving me over 100 notes in under a day. Got me smiling and kicking my feet. 🤭🫶🏾 Since y’all liked Part one so much here’s part two.

TLDR: Same thing as last time you were almost put on a shirt and your discord kittens were angy

Satan

Worst thing about party’s in Satan’s opinion? Knowing too many people.

So many people dragged him and Asmo onto the dance floor, most of the time he wasn’t even dancing! Just talking to a bunch of other demons that he knew.

He wanted to take a break, have a chat with you by the buffet table, but he kept. on. being. pulled. aside. to. chat.

After he was done talking to this witch he swore he was gonna walk straight up to you and relax.

*BANG!*

Damnit.

He didn’t even get to see what happened and he’s sure that at least 40% of the people on the dance floor didn’t either, but they all just ran and swept up Satan and Asmodeus along with them.

His brain immediately got to work on thinking about what happened. No regular Devildom civilian or RAD student could have a gun you could only get one if you were on the military or a underground assassin.

Satan highly doubts that any military person would even think about killing someone at RAD, unless they wanted a death sentence.

So if it was an assassin….who were they after? No one of actual important status was at the party no one besides him and his brothers, Diavolo and Barbatos, the exchange stud-

Suddenly the smell of human blood stains the air.

“No…..”

It’s sickening, disgusting, recoiling. He almost pukes when it entered his nose. He can actually feel himself getting nauseous with each passing second.

Finally he’s tugged under a table by Asmodeus.

*BANG!*

Anything he had eaten within the last 17 hours was currently now running out of his throat and onto the floor.

After that everything was fuzzy, but he found himself outside watching Lucifer and Mammon get in a ambulance with you while he watched from the sidelines.

After him, Asmo, Levi, and Belphie got home he felt extremely guilty for not doing anything at the moment, so he would have to just make up for it now!

He made sure that you would come back to a clean, good smelling, relaxing environment. Your room and bathroom is deep cleaned, the hallways are clean, kitchen is organized and everything is set up and back properly.

He remembers times when you were sick and he and his brothers didn’t know how to take care of a human. Well mostly his brothers but still…

After you got better you talked with him about it, give him some advice on what to do. So he basically took all of that and brought it to the extreme of course not alone he had some help from Levi and Asmo.

When you were discharged he was there for the ride to take you home, helped you get into bed, and presented your favorite meal to you in bed with Levi. Perfectly cooked.

He would read and stroke your head with it in his lap till you fell asleep, giving you kisses on your cheeks and nose every single night.

Asmo

So many of his adoring fans were at the party!!! How can he not bath in their attention all night?

Plus when a tall hot muscular guy says he’s a fan of you and starts up an conversation while eventually asking you to dance, how can you not say yes?!

Seriously he was thirsting all over this guy but don’t worry dearest MC! He still loves you the most. ♡

*BANG!*

The first gunshot went off and everyone around him ran and scattered. He was getting shoved but he kept pushing forward to find someone he knew.

Satan was also on the dance floor but he was on a completely different side of it, he looked around left and right and found him zoning out next to a near by table.

Using some random people as stepping stools, he tackled Satan under the table and was effectively able to avoid the crowd.

Satan was swaying back and forth, he put his hands on his shoulders, trying to get him to snap out of it.

*BANG!*

He flinched his hands away and Satan hurled right next to him.

“Satan! What’s going on? Why does someone have a gun? Who are they after?! If there was someone who had answers he knew it was him.

“M…….C……”

Asmodeus felt the blood drain from his face and the sound in his ears deafen. It all made sense now.

A huge party at RAD where everyone would be out of uniform and the chance that you would be away from all of them even for just a mere second?

To any average person, you were still being monitored. But to a hitman? If you just found the right place to hide, that would be the perfect place to strike.

He grabbed Satan by the collar and rushed the both of them out of there.

Maybe you were still okay. Maybe you were running along with the rest of the crowd. Maybe you were outside and safe and-

He stares in horror as he watches you get placed into the ambulance, his body finally lets him break out a sob and the waterworks finally start to flow.

When he and the others finally got back to the house he was already walking back out to go buy the best gifts for you.

He places the best ones into a small back a orders Satan and Lucifer to give to you when they’re about to leave and get you from the hospital.

All the others?

When you have so many fans that are willing to give you a bunch of money, you can practically buy anything.

When you walk back into your room there a corner filled with boxes and presents just for you.♡

Beel & Belphie

Y’know…it’s almost as if Beel instantly knows when Belphie has left and been out of the room for more then five minutes whenever they’re at events.

He was at the buffet table stuffing his mouth, per usual. But suddenly felt as if something wasn’t right…he looked around and saw that Belphie wasn’t where he was sleeping before….weird.

Belphie was sleeping again the wall but Beel had moved him to the couch what was near the bathrooms and yet….he wasn’t there.

There’s no way that he would’ve woken up by himself unless

1. Somebody woke him up and he moved somewhere else.

2. He sleep walked away from the spot he put him in

3. Someone moved him from where he was placed at.

Beel highly doubted anyone would do either the first or last options, so he settled on him sleep walking somewhere else.

He looked outs in the hallways, then in the bathroom, then, under the tables, under the couch he put him in, upstairs in the storage closet, in another room- hey wait a minute…

Beel rushed back to the cramped storage closet and found Belphie still asleep on the floor with his back against the wall.

He shook him awake he was about to yell at him but looked confused. “Wait….why am I in the a storage closet?”

Okay now something was very very wrong-

*BANG! CRASH!*

“What the-“ “Holy shit!”

Beel almost rushed out the door but was immediately pulled back by Belphie.

“What are you doing!” “That sounded like a gunshot, you can’t go out there. Guns down here are insanely deadly, if you get hit you’ll die on impact!”

The two of them went back and forth for awhile, Beel arguing that he can’t just sit back and do nothing, while Belphie is still trying to not let them out the closet.

*BANG!*

The both of them go silent as your scream rings through out the entire room. Their eyes widened as they soon realized that you were in trouble. Belphie finally let’s go of Beel and he almost ripped the door off it’s hatches trying to get out.

A couple steps forward and a turn to the right hes immediately faced with a Demon running from both Lucifer and Lord Diavolo.

“Beel!!! Stop him! Get him onto the ground!!”

2 seconds later that same Demon was crushed under Beel’s weight and put in a armlock onto the floor.

After Lucifer left Beel and Lord Diavolo was soon joined by Barbatos and Belphie who surrounded the groveling choking man on the floor.

“Thank you for your assistance, Beelzebub. You’ve done enough for us, I think you should catch up with Lucifer and your human. I’ll take everything from here.”

*WHACK!*

Barbatos then proceeded to tie up the man with with some rope found in the storage closet, and Lord Diavolo gave a nod of approval to go ahead.

They were both late to get on the ambulance but they did see where it was going so they hopped into Mammon’s Car and drove off to the hospital.

They stayed for your surgery and once it was over they left and bought you some snacks and blankets the next day.

Beel carried you out to the car after you were discharged and they carpooled with you Satan and Lucifer on the way back to the HOL.

“So what did it feel like? Did you like die and come back to life like in those human movies? *Gasp!* Does this mean you’re a zombie-“ “Shut up Belphie.”

For someone who was literally the embodiment of sloth he did have a lot of questions to ask.

At least Beel shared most of his snacks with you.

@vernith @shimmering-obsidian @fortunatelypinkcat @the-sassiest-toaster @ikevampharem

#obey me x mc #obey me #obey me beelzebub #obey me x reader #fanfiction #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me belphagor x reader #obey me belphagor #obey me barbatos #obey me diavolo #I hate my fucking life

[7er1ch0]

remember kids, if your not understanding something with art

just keep throwing yourself at the brick wall

it has to make sense eventually

because if it doesn't I'm going to fucking cry

I must truly hate myself for deciding that this is the angle I'm going to commit to

#tfa #tf #transformers #transformers animated #prowl #tfa prowl #i hate my fucking life #perspective is a bitch #maccadam

[ludwigoat909]

Not me actually just understanding now that it's common for people with ocd to fucking disociate after wondering why I always saw 90% my life like a movie

#ocd #I hate my fucking life

[deprixpainsblog]

„Ich liebe dich“

„Wieso hast du mir das nicht gesagt als ich noch am leben war?“

#thoughts #depressiv #depressing life #ptbs #mentally fucked #actually mentally ill #depressing quotes #einsam #ana trigger #this is depressing #i hate my fucking life

[virtualh3ll]

#cry of fear #i hate my fucking life #i’m so sad and lonely and my body hurts sooo much #praying to god to take me today please #i can’t do this anymore

[rizzlejam]

the world is a cruel and unjust place, the skies and bleak and grey, why we as humans choose to live in such an unfair world baffles me

#ao3 #ao3 was working for me for a second #had the chapter loaded #It was a nice long one #and then I hit the back button #instantly got the 503 message #and when I tried to go back to the chapter it wouldnt work #I hate my fucking life

[sexybeee]

Nothing like your mom holding you accountable for her responsibilities. Like, congratulations for feeding me my entire life??? That’s your job as a parent. I don’t owe you for feeding me or giving me shelter. You decided to have me. I didn’t have a choice.

#Shitty parents #I hate my fucking life #my mom hates me #i hate it here #get ready for like a million vent posts

[urstarvingbestfriendbrook]

I wanna relapse sb.

#sh cvt #tw sh related #tw sh in tags #tw sh implied #pencil sharpener #self h@rm #cvtaddict #i want to cvt #self mutalition #tw self destruction #self h@te #self h4te #slef harm #tw selfhate #selfharrrm #cutt1ng #cvtt!ng #cuting #actually mentally ill #mental illness #mental health #i hate my fucking life #sh tumblr #sh things #sh twt #sh mention #tw sh destructive behaviour #vent post #vent #venting

[zerozeroren]

Once October hits I'll probably be extremely gone for an indeterminate amount of time. We're having 2 new exhibitions and I'll only have one day off per week until, I don't know, maybe February.

#If I'll die I'll let you know #Or I won't #I guess #I hate my fucking life

[archiearchiearchiearchie]

vent

ohhh my god i jus wanna carve my eye out ooohmy godo i want to kay em ess ohhmmygoooodoooo i fucking hate evryoneiknow aughhhhh franceoouuu im gonna cut my eye out oouuuuu im gonna cut my eye out chat uoo mygod imgonna cut my eye out chat whatthe freak ouuuhhhhhhh im gonna krillmyself ouuuhhhhhhhhh ouuu im gonna slit my throat oouukkjjjjjjjjjjjjj im gonna cut my arm off im gonna cut my eye out ooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuo fart brpooooioiooo ouuuuuuu im gonna cut my eye out ouuuuuuuuuu

#is that a freemind reference holy fart #bro wants to be characters so badly #thats enough kinning #fanum tax #i hate my fucking life #please please please #i need attention #ouuugh #i just #waiting for hl2vrai to come out so i can finally krill myself #same w freemans mind ples finish it #ough #will delete in the morning #friendship is magic #i hate my brain #i hate everybody #SOMEONE HELP GEN GEN GEN GEN GEN SRS GEN GEN GEN

[auguststormstories]

8-26-23

Your Majesty

I regret to inform you

That you are a fool

#august #storm #stories #haiku #fool #damn #dreary #same old shit #can't make it work #hurry up and kill me #i don't want to live anymore #I hate my fucking life #I wish I was brave enough #trans #ugly #not feminine #no one takes me seriously #I hate everything about myself #suicide #hate #fear #rain #no rain #no sky #no story #just

[phoenixkaizen]

Due to some unforeseen things happening in my personal life right now: I'm in the process of transferring many of my fics to another profile called: NightmareJester. If you see my fics under this username, IT IS ME! I just have some things I have to do because my stuff is at risk. I can't go into details right now but I'm in panic mode and I'm trying to rescue my shit before I lose it because I'm not going to let that happen

#personal post #I hate my fucking life #NightmareJester #marco x ace #mihawk x shanks #luffy x law

[deerteetharepretty]

told my grandparents I overheard them talking about me being a disappointment for being queer and they legit tried to say "We didn't say disappointment".... does it fucking matter??? just because you didn't say the word and you tried to be polite about it doesn't mean that wasn't the exact sentiment y'all fucking meant. They both got really quiet after I pointed that out and I told them I am applying for jobs in Colorado and going back to Denver ASAP. Fuck this shit. Being seen as the family freak was the EXACT reason I left Texas and cut everyone off in the first place.

Now I gotta REBUY ALL MY FUCKING FURNITURE WHEN I GET THERE BECAUSE I GAVE IT TO MY OLD ROOMMATE. F U C K

#personal #vent post #i hate my fucking life

[sonego]

i wish someone would k*ll me rn i'm so tired of being in physical pain i just want to not exist

#i'm so so so so done w this shit #i can't hold onto things for more than a few moments bc my hands will drop them and idk why #there's always some part of my uppwr back that is so tense it makes me feel insane it hurts so much #my shoulders and neck let's not even talk about those it's just a block of marble i swear it's so rigid #and now since my body isn't fucked enough my lower back on the righ is making me wanna die it hurts so much #bc i slipped on the stairs this morning (maybe! we should put up a fucking sign that the stairs and floors have just been cleaned!) #and it didn't hurt all day but i knew jtd come eventually lol i was just waiting for the pain to come #i hate my fucking life

[scorpionsandhoney]

god the pun book😭

#I hate my fucking LIFE #the last of us #tlou #the last of us hbo #the last of us spoilers