#i know i’m a dork

[sassypossumm]

Positions

all credit to the OG artist

Welcome to my TED talk... (18+ for horniness)

I posit that while Miguel loves your entire body, his 'favorite' part of you changes based on the sex position.

Cowgirl: Definitely your ass. He loves cupping, gripping, massaging it while you ride him. Miguel loves nothing more than to squeeze those moans and whimpers from you as he bucks up into you.

Missionary: Funny enough, I think it's your thighs. Miguel loves the way he can lean back and grip your thighs, and bend you as he sees fit. It may start as missionary, but inevitably your thighs end up by your head or over his shoulders so he can drive deeper into you. (After a round like this, you end up with some wicked inner thigh hickeys)

Doggie: Your tits. Miguel loves pressing his chest to your back as he grinds his length into you slowly so he can knead your breasts. When he's close to finishing, he'll begin plucking and teasing at your nipples, all the while whispering filthy things he wants to do to you in spanish.

And of course, in any position, he loves your pussy. Miguel could spend hours on his knees worshipping it. (He's almost managed to convince you to let him shave it some time...)

#miguel o'hara x reader #miguel o'hara #miguel o'hara x you #atsv miguel #miguel x reader #miguel imagine #miguel o'hara smut #atsv #i know i’m a dork #i know i know

[ttpdjo]

because I love him

#i have a folder only for this pic with different filters #i know i’m a dork #he should read me a book #if i say it enough it will happen maybe #sigh #i love him #joe keery #steve harrington #gator tillman #djo #walter mckey #sean lockwood #baron lamram

[dorkmatters]

Dean is the worst: discuss!

#gilmore girls #rory gilmore #lorelai gilmore #jared padalecki #dork #i know i’m a dork #renessaince art #dork matters

[fea21]

I love sbg so much and the relationship between Ashlyn and Aiden is so cute I'm waiting for chapter 73 cuz the countdown lied but this kept me occupied

I made this it's really bad but I tried 😭

-L

#ashlyn sbg #sbg #sbg (webtoon) #fan edit #aiden x ashlyn #ashlyn banner #aiden sbg #school bus graveyard webtoon #webtoon #school bus graveyard #ashleyn x Aiden #ship #i know i’m a dork

[theredheadslvt]

hope you don’t mind me showing off

#emo #alt girl #goth #grungy girls #pale girl #red hair #fun sized #slim and sexy #satin and lace #sexy nerd #cutie patootie #goth girl #emo girl #i know i’m a dork

[yourfavoritenightterror]

I am feeeelin’ my vibe today y’all. Went ahead and made a gif… or a couple… about it. 😝

#tweek tweak #up all night #i know i’m a dork #blow a kiss #joy #nerd alert #nerd aesthetic

[sagasolejma]

Ok so I have this like random frog hat I've had ever since I was (I think) 10 years old or something, it looks like this:

Here's a blahaj (and a Saga) for scale:

Okay now just hear me out for one second:

#frog #i know i’m a dork #dork #shitpost #sillyposting #silly goofy mood #silly #outfit #trans joy #mtf girl #transitioning #trans positivity #blahaj

[lewdlucidity]

When I was a kid (and now too I suppose), I really clung to certain aspects of 'Stranger Danger' and superstition and took it really seriously to *never give anyone my name*.

For some reason my chosen fake name since forever has been Gates McFadden.

Like 5 years old my lil crow brain was like yes this is it this is the name I'm stealing.

Clown: What's your name kiddo?

Gates McFadden.

First Trip to Starbucks: Name for the order?

Gates McFadden!

Random social situation and someone asks?

Gates McFadden.

Any time a teacher who wasn't mine asked for my name:

Gates McFadden.

People who get it:

Everyone else:

#star trek #trek nerd #gates mcfadden #star trek tng #tng #st tng #trekkies #trek posting #me #i know i’m a dork #nerd problems #nerd life #spock #worf

[kermit-on-krack]

They're boyfriends, your honor.

#art #artists on tumblr #illustration #art style #original art #stardew valley #stardew fanart #stardew sebastian #stardew sam #stardew alex #shipping #ship art #i know i’m a dork #i know #let me be gay

[amogii]

The enemy (my wife) has declared war (called me a dork)

#196 #r/196 #r196 #thems not real #i know i’m a dork #doesn't give them to right to call me out

[curlytheintrovert]

My Favorite Papa Joel Moments (Pt. 3):

🦠 I personally adore how when they were under fire from the sniper, Ellie is actually worried about Joel for the first time. His response to be almost annoyed, you-don’t-have-to-worry-about-that type attitude is as dad as it gets. But equally “Do you trust me?” is so important. Joel wants her to feel like she can, and in a way shows his first steps to trusting her in return.

🦠 The. Infected. Scene. Joel sniping from the house is one of my, if not my top, favorite moments from the show. How he’s so protective and panicked for Ellie from start to finish. I was UNABLE to look away from the screen. Every face he made in this scene just made you feel his fear, determination and focus so damn much. Can we appreciate how super humanly expressive our boi Pedro’s face is?! But especially when the little girl clicker got in the car with Ellie. Joel never looked more terrified then in that moment. You quickly understood how much he’s grown to care for her. It’s so moving😭

🦠I loved the silent communication between Ellie and Joel during the scene too. She goes for the car, he instantly reads her intentions. She flashes him a look, for cover and permission to help Sam and Henry, he nods. They trust and love each other so much already and the depth of their bond is shining here.

🦠 When Ellie bursts out the bedroom with an infected Sam on her tail, the way Joel springs into action is insane. How when Ellie screams for him, screams his name, Joel instantaneously tries to go to her like he can’t help it. And the look on his face when Henry stops him…it’s so heartbreaking. Like why won’t you let me hug my girl? Can we just have a round of applause for Pedro freaking Pascal?! I can’t even.

#curlystloumetas #joel the last of us #ellie tlou #ellie and joel #tlou show #tlou hbo #joel tlou #tloudaily #i know i’m a dork #tlounetwork #the last of us #tlou #im obsessed #cordyceps #papajoel

[kneelingshadowsalome]

I'm writing the Price request and GOD the innuendos I get from Cpt 🫡 offering his big, fat, slightly wet cigar to a woman?? :P I mean it's slick when you put it in your mouth, it feels heavy on the tongue—

Ahem

I mean... they're just having a smoke and I'm already reading into it

Freud would be so disappointed :((

#remember to suck it gently #ok i need to calm down #i know i’m a dork #but not as big of a dork as a certain Sigmund

[usha10777]

Spent the morning cleaning, organizing, dusting, adding a bit to the decor and just plain admiring my lovely office. ❤️🍻💙💚

#supernatural #spnfandom #richard speight jr #yes he has his own fandom #misha collins #he does too #GISH #Destiel #Yes I fell into that #And I am never coming out #HaHa #WFH #HomeOffice #spongebob #nerd #geek #i know i’m a dork #glidermom #sugar gliders #chihuahuas #fangirl #firefly #fantasy #scifi #horror #cuteanimals #too many fandoms to tag

[phanb]

Gai: Kakashi and I are getting married.

Everyone: *GASP*

Gai: Rival, my beloved, why the hell are you gasping? You proposed to me!

Gai: Lee was holding the sign!

Kakashi: It's just that I didn't expect you to so bravely admit the biggest mistake of your life.

Neji and Tenten: Same.

#kakagai #kakashi hatake #maito gai #naruto #kakaguy #incorrect quotes #jokes #might guy #depressed kakashi #i know i’m a dork #neji hyuga #rock lee #tenten #i really love team guy #team guy #i have to do one of team 7 #neji lives and he doesn't think that kakashi is a goodd husban fir his sensei #tenten too #lee just want that his dads were legally married

[theredheadslvt]

haiii from this dorky redhead ;)))

#alt girl #red hair #pale girl #emo girl #grunge #vampcore #slim and sexy #sexy tease #i know i’m a dork #sexy nerd #cute

[dxrkcorpse]

Just a silly 🎶

#sladick #teen titains go #robin #dick grayson #slade wilson #i know i’m a dork #slade is a tall old man #robin heard the thud