#i'm not doing requests in any particular order btw

[lovejosephquinn]

OK hear me out bestie: I just saw on another JQ blog (that also blogs about Billy/Dacre) that someone requested a fic about reader riding Billy like she stole it making him a babbling, blissed out mess and now this scenario regarding Mr. Quinn + your incredible writing is forever stuck in my soul/mind/body/& essence. In other words I will give you my second born child for this request (I'm rather fond of my first, sorry. Lol and yes, I'm that anon 🤣) or buy you coffee/tea, whatever you prefer. 😁 You're my new favorite btw and I'm constantly checking your blog even though I have you set in my notifs. Hope you had a lovely weekend! ❤

Okay here it is but stopppp I love it and I absolutely love you 😫❤

UNDER 18'S DNI TYSM.

Like every morning, you woke up next to your boyfriend. Like every morning even though you'd both fucked hard the night before you slept, his morning wood still rested thick against his happy trail, acting like it had no attention before, Joe was still sleeping, looking peaceful and you'd naturally woken up before him again, just like every morning.

You quietly rolled over to face him at first taking his beautiful features in, the blanket only covering one half of his body as your eyes naturally fell and noticed the outline of his boxers, his size only made it look more tempting to touch.

You pulled down your panties, removing any evidence of them and sliding them off the bed with your foot and wet your index and middle finger, moving onto your back as you began to touch your sensitive spot that was indeed feeling it more due to your sudden arousal, the view of your man without seeing his cock uncovered was enough to get you going. You hissed at the sudden bolt of electricity that intensified into the pit of your stomach and shot down to your core, you couldn't help but whimper a little when you pressed down on a particular spot around your clit.

Joe's eyes opened slowly, and he watched you for a moment as you began to arch your back in pleasure, your eyes squeezed shut. e licked his lips as he moved his hand down to meet yours, pushing it out the way and began to do the work for you.

"I'm glad I woke up when I did, I could've missed the action, baby."

"No, I was just waiting for you." Your once occupied hand moved over to reach into Joe's boxers, you pulled his foreskin back slowly and started to pump his twitching member. "Mmmm, I know what you really want love." his still mildly sleepy tone meant his groans were gravelly, your fist let go and you removed your hand and began to tug at the elastic of his boxers. "Off. Now." you ordered.

He obeyed straight away, he did definitely know what you wanted. You watched in awe as his cock throbbed at the sudden freedom. "The rubbing was to get me ready; your cock being exposed means I can have my way with you."

"And how exactly are you going to have your way with me, sweetheart?"

You never replied, climbing onto his lap showing your means through actions, holding yourself above him torturing your aching hole, it just wanted to be filled with Joe so bad. "I knew it, do your worst, baby."

You teased the both of you at first, letting the tip touch your entrance as you sank onto it slightly, Joe's head fell back but halted as he didn't feel the whole 7 inches filling your pussy straight away - instead you began to lift yourself back off, but before you could fully escape Joe took a hold of your hips and slammed you straight down to the base and you squealed at the tip suddenly hitting directly on the edge of your cervix. "Oh no you don't love."

You knew he wasn't messing around in the mood for teasing and the moment he lifted you to give some guidance in starting to bounce, you quickly slapped his hands away, pushing your hands back to his thighs to help you manoeuvre yourself. "I see how it is, faster, please. More. Please. Oh Y/N." His words broke as the lust grew in his eyes, his mouth gaping open, and the once low groans had turned into the moans you loved to hear. You lifted yourself onto your feet as you knelt above him, your hands now planted firmly on his stomach as your bounces became turbulent. "Just like that, oh my-f"

You slammed yourself straight down to the base once more and thrusted your hips, riding him mercilessly as you clenched your walls around his leaking shaft on purpose. "B-b-abe, your tight wet little pussy feels too good clenching around my cock, s-s-top or I'm going to cum."

You ignored his little pleas but that only made him more desperate, he lifted himself up, wrapping his arms around you and causing his cock to feel like it was forcing its way into your stomach, the filthy kiss that was cast between the two of you had you writhing and shaking in unison. His hips bucked into you repeatedly while you were still in motion, his whimpers falling into your mouth. "I- I'm going to fill this s-sweet c-cunt up, right n-" He couldn't quite get his words when his cock erupted, spewing out cum inside of you. He fell straight back, gripping your hips once more as he held you in place, you could feel his cock spasming in your body, his toes curled, his breathing hitching and his eyes now shut tight, his fingers squeezing their way into your skin. Joe's soul had left his body at the intensity and was slowly making his way back down to earth when the climax had reached its pinnacle. Bliss.

His eyes shot open as he watched you continuing to ride him slowly, your hand had moved down to rub your clit. Joe lifted you off of him and forcefully switched positions, holding himself before you, both a sticky wet mess as he pushed two fingers inside of you and began to finger fuck you at an impressive pace, curling them up ever so slightly to hit the sweet spot his cock once had been. His arm held one of your thighs to ensure it was spread out enough, his thumb reached to your bud and rubbed harshly. "Joe, I'm going to cum."

He quickly removed his fingers, pushing the palm of his hand into your clit and frantically brushed over your whole pussy, the knot in your stomach squeezed and you began to squirt all over his hand, cumming hard and soddening the sheets.

You knew you had been close when Joe was inside of you, but this was the final push and attention you needed to reach your peak. Joe's growl that fell from his lips and the widening excitement of is eyes as he watched it eject out of you, his cock that had begun to soften throbbing all over again.

Your chest was aching for breath and as you lifted yourself onto your elbows to stare back at your man, your smile banished as he pushed you back down and lifted your legs onto his shoulders. "I'm not done yet Y/N, it's my turn now to have my way with you, my horny little slut."

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[dragon-ascent]

Yay made that dragon zhongli masterlist I talked about a few days ago!

Btw, just wanted to let you guys know I'm not exactly doing requests in any particular order - I write for whichever strike inspiration first. But rest assured I will get to all requests eventually! ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜

Speaking of which, I just realised I have 31 drafts for this blog...not including requests. But I'm not overwhelmed, not one bit! Just goes to show how much content I have planned for the future, with surely many more ideas to come. So stay tuned! ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡

#sini misc

[mayberobbsa]

some robbsa fic recs

mostly doing this because while i've read some of these, there's a lot i haven't had the time to, and my ao3 bookmarks are overflowing with various fandoms so it's hard to find bookmarked works for this niche ship :,) if this helps any other robbsa lovers out there, then it's all well and good <3 (they're in no particular order btw) some are pwp, while others have plot; some are modern au, while others are canon aus will probably come back to this to add works that i really like or that i really wanna read not SoHereWeAre doing god's work btw :,) NOTE: please read the tags of any fic you start reading off of this list :,)

A Soul Of Ice And Fire by AnnaLiss17

Summary: Some say it is where you step in and never come back as it is a gate between the living and the dead. Others claim it to be the home of the wildlings and the wildest animals and a few of them claimed to hear their howl at night. But the elders have the most interesting story about it. They say it is both, a gate and home for the wildest, not to wildlings or other beasts, but to the White Walkers. As far as the stories go, the Forbidden Forest is where some White Walkers lose themselves from the rest as it is a gate between the living and what is beyond the Wall. They are said to be wandering around looking for new victims to fill the loneliness as well as the army with new members and that with a single touch to your skin... they can make you one of theirs. When Rickon Stark gets touched by one, he remains unchanged. Trying to discover what's so special about him, he learns that he actually has five siblings and not three...

When a Man's Blood is Up... by ShadedSteel

Summary: Robb is storming King's Landing, and Sansa calls to mind advice she was given by Cersei during the Battle of the Blackwater. She really hopes that Cersei spoke true...

Bearing Down on Blackened Skies by WolfEris

Summary: Arya watches the men who watch her sister.

Wolfish Desires by Red Wolf (thewrittenfae)

Summary: Something changes between Robb and Sansa in a spark of an instant and their relationship becomes something so much more during the heat of the night, and the teasing minutes of the day.

Summer Wine by Anonymous

Summary: Robb was always her favourite. Her first kiss in the godswood. His lips upon her own. A secret neither of them could share with anyone but each other. One small request of her brother, that he bestow upon her a simple kiss, ignited a fire between Sansa and Robb that could not be extinguished. Sansa and Robb's relationship became something more than mere innocent love between brother and sister. A passion that even the gods would tremble to witness blossomed between them. Their forbidden relationship was doomed from the very first moment their lips met.

Work No. 3 by MrDark

Summary: "Maybe I want to get laid while I'm in town. Someone new for a change. I'm tired of southern men."

Paper Thorns by Jeanettesc for kittensjonsa

Summary: A Robbsa fic based on Flowers in the Attic. For Jonsaforlife by request The Stark's are happy in their lives when tragedy strikes and they are forced to leave everything they have ever known. Putting all faith in their mother, the Stark children, in isolation, come to rely on each other far more than they ever thought possible.

I'm always watching you out of the corner of my eye by shamelesssmut

Summary: Robb smiled at Margaery and took her hand in his, leaning to kiss it softly before he let it go. He glanced at his mother and from the pleased smile on her face he knew that he was fooling his parents well enough. He had brought Margaery over to spend the weekend with his family and had introduced her as his girlfriend. And she certainly wasn't his girlfriend. Not even close. He had someone else in mind. Someone who was currently sitting across from him, talking to Arya and Bran. She laughed softly at something Bran had said and then pushed her red hair out of her face and Robb let out a quiet breath before he looked away. Feeling like he was getting drunk on simply the sight of her he reminded sane enough to remember that he shouldn’t be caught staring at his sister for too long. Yes, he was talking about his sister.

that gold mine changed you by orphan_account

Table Manners by badkingdom

Summary: Robb catches Sansa in a compromising position with Jon and decides to lend a helping hand. Unfortunately for Sansa, Jon and Robb aren't the only ones at the dinner table intent on seeing her suffer.

The Middle Child by jctn1234

Summary: Arya has a hard time relating to people in her family, especially her two older siblings. After a big fight, Robb and Sansa may regret the things they say to her.

No other place to be by snowflakesandloverskisses

Summary: It is Jon's duty to guard Sansa's door and make sure she's safe when there are visiting Lords at Winterfell. He's expecting a calm night, nothing ever happens, anyways. Instead, he witnesses her and her brother in a position no pair of siblings should be in.

Rows of White by WolfEris

Summary: The King in the North is handsome and young and unmarried. The Queen in the South, Daenerys, comes to Winterfell in hopes of a closer alliance with the Starks. While there, she and her court struggle to make sense of the worst kept secret in the North.

Not Be Long Hidden by honey_wheeler

Summary: “Are you never to be sated?” Jon asks with a groan when he wakes in the night and finds Robb pressed against Sansa’s back like a spoon in a drawer, his cock moving inside her as she half-sleeps, humming vaguely with drowsy pleasure. Robb doesn’t respond. He’s begun to worry that the answer is no.

Snow in our Bones by charleybradburies 

The Heart Is A Wolf by SoHereWeAre

Summary: The Wars have ended. Jon and Sansa are King and Queen in the North to subside unrest and Winterfell has risen from its ashes. Winter has finally ended. Spring has come and with it an entity to awaken the deadened hearts of the living as a feral, powerful man emerges from the Wolfswood to rescue Sansa from peril. Sansa discovers Robb has come back an altered, dangerous being with dark desires and an intense obsession for his sister. She, in turn, experiences a forbidden awakening of her own as she is inexplicably drawn to her estranged brother with an illicit passion she cannot resist. Jon is not immune to the upheaval the eldest Stark brings as he struggles with the realization of Robb's rightful claim to King In The North and Winterfell. Deeper than the political ramifications of his brother-turned-cousin's presence is the unexpected unearthing of buried feelings and yearnings which he is forced to confront as he observes Sansa growing closer to a resurrected Robb.

Close The Distance Before My Eyes by SoHereWeAre for sansafeels

Summary: Sansa Storm is just trying to make her way in the world with the support of her adoptive brother, Edric. Leaving an unhappy and abusive childhood far behind, she just wants to find love and happiness in the big, bustling city of Winterfell. One night a terrifying situation turns into a chance encounter with a handsome stranger who seems to be the answer to all her dreams. However, he is not all he seems...or is he something more?

the castle by Janina

Summary: Robb and Sansa escape Winterfell to a place where they can be alone and away from prying eyes.

A Gown Of Gold, A Bed Of Red by SoHereWeAre

Summary: Sansa is Queen of the Seven Kingdoms, but unfortunately Joffrey is her husband and King. Robb has been forced under obligation to join the Kingsguard as part of the agreement to spare Eddard Stark's life and adding insult to injury, Joff appoints him to stand guard at the Queen's solar while the King exercises his martial rights. However, one night Joffrey demands that Robb enters the Queen's solar, and Robb learns a terrible and damaging secret that both he and Sansa are ordered to hide from the Kingdom. (Repost)

8 by antisjw

Summary: [ Jon/Sansa & Robb/Sansa - Angst - AU with Modern Setting - Collection of Drabbles ] Robb and Jon want to protect Sansa from Joffrey. How will they do it?

Touch Of Petals, Taste Of Dew by SoHereWeAre for sansafeels

Summary: When Ned becomes Robert's Hand, he sends Sansa to Highgarden rather than taking her to King's Landing with the rest of the family, leaving Robb to oversee Winterfell in his absence. Sansa leaves home a girl but returns home a woman... a woman with a secret want that has been unearthed. She recognizes the same passion in Robb and soon he also gives in to his heart's desire.

If Love Now Reigned As It Hath Been by SoHereWeAre

Summary: Set against the backdrop of the political and religious dangers in the time of King Henry VIII of England, Robb Stark and Sansa Stark find themselves at the height of favor following Robb’s ascendance as patriarch of the Stark family and Sansa’s arranged marriage to her cousin, Jon. However, family secrets loom and loyalties are tested within the Court and at home. Warning: Contains incest. Robb and Sansa are the main pairing. Please take this in consideration before starting to read this fic. Actual historical events/people intermixed with the Game Of Thrones world. (Repost) *Marking as complete. I have no intentions of working on this. See end of fic for notes.*

The Pack Survives by AnnaLiss17

Summary: Alternate Universe where the Red Wedding doesn't happen, Theon was loyal from the beginning, Jaime keeps his word and Sansa leaves King's Landing with Sandor. Warned by Bran whom Theon was sent to protect at Winterfell while Robb was at war, through his greenseeing powers, Theon rides to the Twins and warns Robb that he is going to be murdered at his uncle's wedding. Together they defeat him and the Red Wedding doesn't happen. Under Jaime's command, keeping his promise to Catelyn, the Hound brings back Sansa to his camp after she leaves with him King's Landing during the Battle of The Blackwater. Sansa is physically and mentally scarred and Robb doesn't recognize her anymore.

Then Love Is Sin, And Let Me Sinful Be by SoHereWeAre for sansafeels

Summary: Father Robb Stark has settled into his new Parish, beloved by his parishioners and the townspeople alike. His quiet, seemingly charmed life is turned upside down when his sister Sansa arrives in town. While she manages to assimilate herself into the community as a paragon of generosity and goodness, she shows an entirely different side to her priest brother in an attempt to reconnect with him and confront the past after a decade apart. Warning: Contains incest (of course) and dark themes. Fic title is from Phillip Sydney’s work: Astrophil and Stella, Sonnet 14

Night by fanetjuh

Summary: The Stark children try to rebuild their home at Winterfell. Sansa takes care of Robb's daughter Jeyne after her mother died in childbirth. And with every day that passes, Robb realises that he feels things for Sansa he shouldn't feel. And yet. They feel so right.

Silk by SoHereWeAre

Summary: For the Asoiafrarepairs Event: Day 4 : Silks/ Furs I chose Silks: Robbsa: Robb and Sansa's denials and restraints over their true wants and desires come to a head (pun intended) one night, with the assistance of some silk items.

eyeless in gaza by thefudge

Summary: She eats their seed, cries rivers of seed. Robb/Sansa/Jon

And I Will Let You In by SoHereWeAre

Warm My Flesh With Your Furs by SoHereWeAre

Summary: Robb Stark rescues Sansa from King's Landing after forming an uneasy alliance with Stannis Baratheon. Sansa is reunited with her brother whom she thought was dead, an action that changes the course of their lives forever. After returning to Winterfell safe under Robb's protection, Sansa's love for Robb develops into something more, pulled in by the strong mystical connection they have with their direwolves. The Young Wolf also gives in to the love for his sister, determined to keep The Red Wolf at his side at all costs. **** Contains Bestiality and Brother/Sister Incest. Go no further if this offends you or freaks you out. You have been duly warned.**** Everyone else.. enjoy! **** Also contains a VERY NSFW/Explicit Moodboard made for me by the ever talented sansafeels. All kinds of naughty with this one. ****

Keeping Count by emmaliza

Summary: Robb might understand Sansa goes out with other boys to keep attention from them. That doesn't mean he has to like it.

Sorry. What was the question again? by shamelesssmut

Summary: Sansa could feel Robb's eyes on her from where he was sitting across the table. She looked at him and gave him a small smile before she turned toward Jon who was sitting next to her and nodded to what he was saying. She found it a bit hard to concentrate on his words, however, because she could still feel Robb's eyes on her. What has gotten into him? He was obviously staring at her and now was not the time. Scratch that, it's never the time to have your brother stare at you like that. She looked at him again and raised an eyebrow, which made him smile a bit behind his glass of wine.

Don't Stop Swaying by SoHereWeAre

Summary: Robb and Sansa Stark attempt to handle their forbidden love for each other that developed after the tragic death of their mother. While doing their best to lead normal lives, they still cannot deny how they feel. Their relationship is tested when one traumatic night threatens to destroy them and the lives of those around them. Gentle Warning: Not a fluff piece. This has extremely dark themes. Contains incest. I can be found on Tumblr: SoHereWeAre1 Graphics made for me by the lovely Sansafeels. Thank you!!

flowers in her hair by xoxoCorinne for sansasnow

Summary: Robb braids Sansa's hair.

Starting The Pack by ASongofIceandHope

Summary: When Sansa is betrothed to Prince Aegon, Robb and Jon feel the need to take what's theirs. Not with fire and blood, of course, but in their own way.

The Northmen's Wife by kittykatknits

Summary: Sansa Stark always thought she would marry her golden prince as the songs promised. Instead, she will wed both of her brothers tomorrow. The Stark words remind all three of the battle that will soon be upon them and it's a different kind of story that leads them to their destiny. --OR-- I had an idea for an arranged marriage AU for the three of them and this reason made the most sense.

Take what's mine by Sarah_bell

Dark Nights by Jeanettesc

Summary: Robb never intended on feeling this way. Sansa, being the only family he has left in the world, craves the kind of closeness that he tries so hard to resist. Just as their relationship develops, she ends another one, not knowing the consequences will change multiple lives. This fic contains both pairings: Robsa/Jonsa (as the tags clearly indicate) it is raw and heartbreaking, and interlaced with smut.

Up for Anything by Jeanettesc, kittykatknits for Janina, angelwings80, RedMandaPanda

Summary: Sophie is back in Belfast to film retakes with Kit. Richard surprises her with a visit. The moment Sophie utters the word "Jonsa" he suggests looking up just how far GoT ships go. One search will lead to an allnighter that none of them prepared for. Or-what happens when old friends drink and discover fanfic based on the characters they play(ed) and decide to imitate art.

Yes, Your Grace by Sarah_bell 

Summary: Sansa gets ready for a dance full of suitors. Robb, her King, pays her an intimate visit in her chambers before the event, to remind her who she belongs to. Afterwards, Robb rewards her. Copious power games throughout.

You are My Everything by Janina

Summary: A prompt fill from Tumblr in which pinkpixiedust2109 asked for another mobster AU where Robb is the boss. I decided to do a continuation of the first Mobster Robsa AU did, and this time Sansa was kidnapped by the Lannister's after Robb captured Jaime Lannister. Now Sansa is being returned to him. Thanks for the help, qinaliel!

I Had Me A Girl by Jeanettesc

Summary: Sansa starts it all, the passionate, forbidden physical attraction to her brother. Once Robb succumbs, emotions burn as hot as the sex. Sansa chooses flight so much more than fight leaving Robb confused and broken hearted again and again. This is RobbxSansa and there is smut in every chapter.

Close your eyes and imagine he's here by Sarah_bell

Summary: Sansa loves it when Robb whispers in her ear as he takes her. Tonight, though, he's about to plant the seed of an idea in her mind about her brother Jon...

please forgive me, father by kingandqueeninthenorth

Summary: Her voice was distinct. The sound was full and penetrating, and Sansa could hear an accent. “I see you, Sansa Stark. And I see your brother.”

Rise from the Ashes by Janina

Summary: Robb and Sansa lose their family in a house fire, and as they grieve they find themselves becoming increasingly dependent on one another. Feelings begin to develop that neither planned on or know how to deal with.

#robbsa #robb x sansa #robb stark x sansa stark #sansa stark #robb stark #robbsa fanfic #fic recs #robbsa fic recs

[zzoupz]

oc questions !!! feel free to answer all or none :))

1. tell me about your favorite! (/pos)

2. tell me about your least favorite! (/pos) (stinky awful garbage man *gender neutral)

3. anything living in your head rent free? story concept, single scene without context, oc concept you wont get around to making?

4. tell me about your favorite relationship (friendship included!) between ocs!

5. do you have a favorite oc name? what is it and how'd you get it?

6. anything driving you truly batshit? going insane over them?

7. tell me something sad about an oc!

8. tell me something sweet about an oc!

9. any ""retired"" ocs you still think about?

10. pick a favorite character n tell me three songs you think theyd like!

hihi! sorry this is a bit late I want to get back on my pc for this

1. oh damn I have multiple favorites! I think ones that I enjoy the most (at the moment) are them

(yellow: Lee Harrison | blue: Bryan Dickinson)

they are basically a (in the 2000s) newbie punk band formed by two friends who are like brothers to each other. they bonded over both having not so great families (not like tragic-backstory awful but yknow. the average traditional family)

yeah I still can't figure out what their band name would be. yeah since 2020. sorry. such is life.

while they're not the ones I've wrote the most about, as in not much at all, I just really like them :)

2. Bartholomew. I used to like him then I realize how generic he is so I hate him now (/j) (yeah I actually do want to post about him less though)

3. been thinking about the dynamic normal human x immortal who finds them in every life. so simple and common but I go insane over it every time. I think it would be fun

4. ohohohoho man ok here are some in no particular orders

Time & Denial core, Denial/Dan (black hair, also the last image) is by @/ akamavarii

they were basically our coresonas, but they've became their own characters at this point so I think it counts

friends who commits OSHA violations together!!!

they share 1 brain cell and takes turns over it like an Xbox (quote from ami himself)

Iandithas & Lumeous (if you noticed one of the name changed its bc I did)

a bard & a wizard duo who are retired and are now a shopkeeper & a chemist

its funny I care about them this much bc Lumeous was supposed to be a dad and a side character to my other oc and Iandithas was a doodle of a random guy and now they mean the world to me

there have been like 5 people who pointed out that they look like a couple and you're right and I fucking hate that you're right. and they were roommates etc

Overseer / Conqueror

this one is new very obviously but I've been thinking about them for a LONG while.

friends to lovers to enemies heehoo heehoo heehoo heehoo heeh

can you tell I like it when queer relationships

5. Fakzky HAS to have my favorite origin. fun fact there's a bot on facebook that would combine the names of their followers (only if they request, don't worry) and it was my source of inspo for my fantroll names in 2020, Fakz is the only one I took completely from it and the post is still there!

6. the 35 awesome and cool animatics that exists in MY mind

7. oh man I don't wanna say something sad :( mostly bc I'm bad at it and it would sound cringe :(

8. I have a plague doc oc and she has 3 pet rats ^_^ they're all named after murderers from the bible but yeah whatever

(Dias Cain Jael in that order btw)

9. hmmm them I think. I make stuff about them way less nowadays but still draw them time to time. Cath is from 2018 and funnily is originally a fusion of two characters. and Danya is from early 2021 when I was just trying stuff out. I made them friends just cuz I think they look like they would do drugs together

10. I have no idea man I created them not know them (I am so so bad at this)

#WOO this takes me like an HOUR #ty for this ask I love talking about characters. even if I'm bad at it #oc stuff #I'm not tagging all of them

[electricalcheese]

Who is this silly goober?

→　Heyo, I’m Electricalcheese. I go by Electrical, Cheese, or somethin similar to that.

→　he/him she/her they/them I DON’T GIVE A FUCK I’M ANYTHING (except for it/its)

→　The main fandoms I am in are PHIGHTING! (roblox), Keeper of the Lost Cities, and The Riordanverse. (Tumblr please stop showing blogs "like mine" that have nothing to do with these fandoms. Ok bye)

→　In general, my blog is mainly about art (with me complaining blabbering and ranting about nothing along with it). Sometimes I post my thoughts I get randomly. I also reblog, but it’s just posts from my friends mainly. I try to reblog other's posts, as I know it's better than just liking posts!

→　Generally, I post about what I'm addicted to most which alternates a lot.

→　Current profile picture credit: My art, Keefe from KOTLC.

→　I’m open to any art suggestions, just keep it within the fandoms I’m in. (I love doing art requests though please do so!!!!!)

→　Why I make art: I'm a dumbass who needs constant attention and validation!!!

I'm gonna yap a lot under here, so beware!

→　Favorite characters in no particular order:

Magnus Chase (MCGA/PJO) (he is so me)

Apollo (TOA/PJO) (couldn't stop drawing him during the summer)

Percy Jackson (PJO)

Dex Dizznee (KotLC) (when he first appeared. i went like. yeah. this one is my favorite.)

Keefe Sencen (KotLC) (i genuinely didn't expect him to like him so much)

Fitz Vacker (KotLC) (fitz vacker defender. lets hope this doesn't age bad [i'm only on the first half of unlocked])

Jason Grace (HoO/PJO)

Leo Valdez (HoO/PJO) (me collecting characters who use humor to cope [its what i do also)

Callum Hunt (Magisterium)

Alex Fierro (MCGA/PJO)

Tam Song (KotLC)

Sophie Foster (KotLC) (why is she so hated [from what i've seen at least])

Skateboard (PHIGHTING!)

Infected (Regretevator)

Dr. Retro (Regretevator)

Unpleasant Gradient (Regretevator)

→　MY SHIPS :3 :

main:

TEAM FOSTER-KEEFE!!!!!!!

PERCABETH!!!

FIERROCHASE!!

BLITZSTONE!!

DEXIANA!!

CALRON!!!!!!!

SOLANGELO!!

VALGRACE!!

→　some other guys:

FEDEX

KEEFITZ

KEEFEX

KAM (WHY DO SO MANY OF THESE HAVE KEEFE?)

SHELPER

SOPHIANA

MARELINH

(SECRETLY) SWOCKET

SLICKET

JERCY

IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY OPINION I'M OKAY W/ IT DON' HARASS ME :3 I'M A MULTISHIPPER BTW

→　When I started my fixations if you wanna know!!!!!

PJO - Late April 2022

PHIGHTING! - Late May 2023

KOTLC - Early September 2023

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!cheese reblogs - reblogged posts

!cheese stuffs - random stuff

!cheese answers - answered questions from my asks

!cheese ocs - my ocs

Thanks for reading, G’bye.

#intro post #!cheese stuffs

[penciled-palominos]

Introduction I guess :

MY TUMBLR NAME USED TO BE TRASHCAN-FULL-OF-LIFE!! In case you don't know who I am

My name is Lexi, She/Her pronouns, I LOVE my boyfriend! [Goin on 5 years! Yay!]

[Undiagnosed Possible Adhd and Autism]

I am a Minor, Self taught artist, Going into Graphic Design/Art in my future!! 💪💪 [I'm very excited]

BTW: I do take requests for characters to draw like my Lps Series I've done I'll take toys like those, Webkinz, Squishmallows, and MLP! If you send a photo or even just a character or their name and Ill gladly take the request and do it as soon as I can :D

^Small note on that, feel free to make any of em profile pictures if you'd like to, just credit me somewhere, and we'll be good :)) [if its someone elses request please ask first tho just out of a respect for it being for them specifically but generally feel free to use any and all of em for pfps if you want to] [idk if thats a weird thing to like say to ask abt but it feels important to me]

Current fixations/Interests in like half of a particular order

1.] HORSES 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐴🐴🐴🐴

1.5] LPS

2.] CLOWN :)

2.5] Marine Bio

3.] Pokemon <3

3.5] Squishmallows

4.]Lego!!

4.5] Lalaloopsies

5.] Sanrio

5.5] Sewing

6.] Drawing/Making Art [My longest and most steady fixation lasting for the last 6 years or so?]

7.] Furbies

8] Five Nights at Freddys

9.] Deltarune + Undertale!

10.] Monster High

Uhm yeah I think thats it :) I'm not very good at sharing things about myself- not too keen on it lol Thank you for reading!

The .5 is only used when I don't wanna add another number and change where all of them are cuz I like to have them ordered by intensity to a degree, most don't follow the ordering like that but still :)

I hope you've enjoyed meeting me and reading my little into, i hope you have a great day/night and I hope to see you around!

Small note!:

Can I ask that y'all don't reblog the same post repeatedly, I'm okay with liking a lot or reblogging a lot of my posts in a row but- not the same one over and over please and thank you, it makes my brain hurt and I will block you, thats a boundary I'm making and I ask yall to respect that :)

#introduction #current fixation #i will update this when fixations change or alter btw #pokémon #inside job #playing cards #bears #sharks #addams family #five nights at freddy's #squishmallow #sonic #monster high #littlest pet shop #man some of these tags are old #weird to see em but im not gonna remove em cuz its like a thing of like part of my progression

[bestomato]

id love to see haanit and alfyn! those two are my favorites! (not as a ship) thank you, and your art is great!

thank you for the kind words and for requesting them!!!! it's always fun to draw alfyn and h'aanit :D

#octopath traveler #alfyn greengrass #h'aanit #request #i'm not doing requests in any particular order btw #but someone requested fat alfyn and that's what i'll be drawing next #i'll do it when my hand gets better for now this is the only drawing i'll make today #because i need to rest #i probably shouldn't have made this to let my hand rest fully but oh well #anyways them #i like them a whole lot #love their dynamic #i'm excited to get alfyn on my replay because i actually started with h'aanit #alfyn and h'aanit gay and lesbian solidarity #they are so important to me

[absolutepokemontrash]

May I request the brothers with an MC who does martial arts and is kind of a menace? Like, they won't start conflict with anyone, just for the sake of violence. But of some jerk/bully demon harassed them enough they'd definitely kick the bully off his feet and throw him. I'm thinking the kind of MC who would try to strike Belphie's throat when he starts doing what he does in ch. 16. (I love your writing BTW. I hope you're having a great day. Remember to hydrate, rest and eat. :D)

(Awww! Thank you! I’ll definitely be sure to consume all my daily requirements! :D)

MC is a Martial Arts Master!

Lucifer

When Lucifer first saw MC flip a demon twice their height, he just about had a stroke then and there. What the hell are they feeding the humans up there??? Steroids and raw eggs???

According to MC, who was happy to explain, it’s just a matter of safely shifting one’s opponent’s weight. Well… at least MC will be somewhat safe down in the Devildom… who would expect a human to be able to do that?

Lucifer goes about his business as usual, but on one particular day, he gets curious.

He asks the human what kinds of fighting styles they’re sufficiently trained in, and they reply with “Judo, Karate, Ju Jitsu, Kung Fu-”

Lucifer’s eyebrows nearly shot upwards off his face. The human was this talented???? Huh… oh well. Impressive, but Lucifer had other matters to attend to-

MC IS NO LONGER ALLOWED TO GIVE LUCIFER’S BROTHERS LESSONS. THE PEACOCK HAS BEEN FLIPPED. I REPEAT, THE ELDERLY PEACOCK HAS BEEN FLIPPED.

Mammon

Honestly, Mammon is really hyped. He loves action movies, and any good action movie has a hero who can kick ass!

Any time the two of them watch an action movie together, Mammon points at the screen and asks “hey can you do that?”

No matter how ridiculous, he’s gonna ask. No Mammon, no normal human can backflip-kick someone while falling from an on-fire train.

Oh well! Not all is lost! Maybe he can set up some kinda underground fight club in order to rake in some extra dough… hmmmm… heh, oi, human, ya interested?

Even if MC says yes, Mammon will be promptly stopped by the brothers with brain cells at their disposal. Tsk… damn. Hey, MC, ya wanna teach your first man some fightin’ moves?

Leviathan

Woah! This is just like in every shonen anime ever! MC’s just going to get stronger and stronger, until eventually they’re able to destroy anyone who dares challenge them!

Levi is going to sit and watch from the sidelines with popcorn and some glow sticks to cheer his favourite human on!

*sigh* his human is so cool…

Now, Levi knows hand to hand combat, but… he’s just better at it in games. He’s more of a strategist. Huh… maybe he can hire MC to train some of his troops! Or maybe… he could teach MC how to use a sword, or a trident!

MC and Levi are battle buds now! Good god Levi, why did you give them a sharp object?

Satan

Now, Satan has spent thousands of years studying all manners of things, including fighting techniques and styles. He might be a bit out of practice, but he’s up for a sparring match-

Aaaaaaaand angry nerd got flipped. Easily… pathetically easily. Wow… is MC free for lessons? He’d like to… find a way to royally embarrass Lucifer.

After training, Satan is always ready to elegantly decompress. And by elegantly decompress, he means flop on the library couch right next to MC and… groan. He’s a little sore.

Once Satan’s body gets used to the constant fighting exercise, he’s the one who starts taking care of MC after training. He starts reading to MC as they relax on their bed together… wholesome stuff like that.

Now, Satan’s a smart guy, whenever MC is off being ridiculous and a menace, he’s nowhere nearby. But he’s got eyes everywhere… he’ll be sure to find out about all of MC’s shennaniganery for inspiration on how to fuck with Lucifer!

Asmodeus

“…hey, Mx. No Name Kid, 🎶 just who might you be? And would you fiiiiiiiight for me~ 🎶?”

Asmo just thinks it would be very romantic if someone fought someone on his behalf… save him from something dangerous, whisk him away to a lone retreat for some-

Okay that’s enough. Anyway, Asmo isn’t one for intense exercise or physical fights. Our sweet Avatar of Lust is more on the side of easily ripping someone to shreds and then moving on, a whole long fight just seems… yucky.

But Asmo is always ready to run MC a bath if some of their shenanigans gets them all messed up. He’s also willing to play nurse if MC wants~

All in all, supportive demon bestie/boyfriend, he’ll cheer MC on and film their ridiculousness!

Beelzebub

We all know Beel is a big dude, but MC has flipped bigger! They can do this!

No they could not. Beel got half-flipped then nearly landed on top of MC. It wasn’t even romantic! MC almost died!

As confused and bewildered as Beel was, he was quick to make sure MC was okay. Would Beel hugs fix this? Probably not considering MC was trying to prevent broken bones.

As different as Beel’s kind of fitness and MC’s kind of fitness is, he is totally down to train with MC.

Listen, when you see Beelzebub weight training the human exchange student, mind ya business, they’re trying to get shredded.

Belphegor

Okay listen, the throat punch and the absolute ASS BEATING that was given to him in the attic before he was finally able to “kill” MC was not very becoming of Belphie… ugh… it was very embarrassing, but in his defence- he uh… was half asleep! Yeah!

Anyway, Belphie doesn’t exactly care too much about MC’s fitness and martial arts training. He’s more concerned with fitness this whole blanket around the two of them while they nap together.

Well, okay, saying he doesn’t care is a bit of a stretch. It is impressive, but Belphie is more amazed by MC’s penchant for causing chaos and turning more of Lucifer’s hair grey.

Call him MC’s lazy new assistant because FUCK YEAH, HE’S GOING TO JUDO FLIP THAT PEACOCK IF IT KILLS HIM.

(It probably will)

#obey me #obey me! #obey me! shall we date? #obey me shall we date #asks #ask #obey me mc #anon #obey me mammon #obey me Lucifer #Obey me Leviathan #Obey me Satan #Obey me Asmodeus #Obey me Beelzebub #Obey me Belphegor #obey me headcanon #obey me Headcanons #obey me! headcanon #obey me! headcanons

[love-imagineitall]

Temporary Love (part 1)

Request: hello!! can you write Anthony Bridgerton to Temporary Love by Ben Platt?

Temporary Love (Ben Platt) - “You don’t have to hide your love away and I know that I’m gonna make mistakes, but leaning on somebody isn’t easy. I’ll do what I can to make you see that this is not a temporary love”

This was supposed to be a one shot, but I think I am going to turn it into multiple parts (probably only two... but who knows)

BTW this is pretty similar to the second book if you've read it

Anthony Bridgerton had feared death ever since his own father had passed. This fear wasn't the rational fear of death that most others dealt with... no this was different. Edmund Bridgerton had died at 38, and in Anthony's mind, he would not be able to surpass his father in any aspect of his life including the number of years that he lived. Wanting to provide for his family, he knew that he must find a wife, but he thought that there must be no love in the union in order to make his life (and hers) less torture. So the season after Daphne had married he declared that he would find a wife and marry.

The Viscount knew of the effect that he had on the young ladies of the ton, and therefore knew that he would be able to have any lady as his wife. After a very long conversation with his mother, the two of them put together the list of the most eligible ladies that would be able to carry the Bridgerton name, and the duties of the Viscountess, the two of them also coming to very different conclusions of what the marriage would consist of. Violet, of course, was thinking of the young girls' personalities and how best might they suit Anthony, while he on the other hand was merely thinking of this as a business transaction.

At that very moment one particular young lady was getting ready for the first ball of the season. (Y/N) (L/N), a very beautiful debutante was picking out which dress to wear, but unlike many other debutantes this was not her first season. The young lady had been engaged twice before, the first fiancé died of influenza, and the second broke off the engagement upon learning that he had a bastard child with the woman who he truly loved. The young lady had grown very cynical and not fond of balls and parties. Nevertheless, she knew that she needed to attend in order to find a husband. Like the Viscount Bridgerton, she also seemed to leave the love aspect out of the requirements for her future husband considering that she was growing older, and soon she would become a spinster with no money of her own.

That night at Lady Danbury's ball, the young people of the ton danced and mingled in order to hopefully find a love match. The music was high in tempo and many of the debutantes and bachelors were high in spirit. Miss (Y/N) (L/N) was accompanied to the ball by her mother, her father passed when she was merely 10 years old. As she looked around the room bored of the conversation that she was in with her mother and Lady Featherington, she excused herself to go fetch some lemonade. She meandered over to the table taking in the sights of the ballroom, when all of a sudden she bumped straight into someone's chest.

"Pardon me- " she began, looking up to see who she just ran into only to see a very handsome face with beautiful chestnut hair, "Lord Bridgerton"

"No, I'm sorry, pardon me..." he trailed off not knowing the young lady's name,

"(Y/N). (Y/N) (L/N)"

"Miss (L/N). Well I do apologize for not looking where I was going, are you alright?"

"Yes, Lord Bridgerton, I am quite alright"

"Please, call me Benedict," he laughed slightly, "Miss (L/N), may I -"

"Benedict!"

The two of you turned in the direction that the half yell had come from, and as you turned you caught a glimpse of Anthony Bridgerton looking winded, and like quite a mess.

#anthony bridgerton imagine #anthony bridgerton x reader #bridgerton imagine #bridgerton #anthony bridgerton

[leviiattacks]

heyyy there, saw your requests are open. and i'm wondering maybe you could do a timeskip where everything is done and levi finally opened his tea shop. then there he met reader, and he treats them differently from other customers. thank you, hope you're having a good day.

author note :: this was kinda rushed as is most of what i post. the reader is a writer just bc i thought it would be cute and also ISTG. i wrote this entire thing thinking leviolas was such a cool name for a tea shop then googled it and saw it’s also the name of a spider so... ++ btw i have not yet double checked or proofread this because i wrote it at 2am but yeah it’s definitely not great :-) word count :: 2.4k??? somehow???

you’re sweet like honey when you first order from leviolas. you’re the same when you ask the owner for extra napkins and you remain exactly the same when you return with the intention to stick around for a writing session with a black tea by your side

something about you is attractive. that’s what levi thinks of you when you first walk into leviolas

you’re just incredibly wholesome poking your head around looking at all of the handmade pastries and confectioneries in admiration

you think the homely decor is cute and reminiscent of cottages in the countryside, the view outside the windows is beautiful and the scent of coffee alongside tea is heavenly

the pastries are beautiful and you find yourself eyeing the macrons pretty frequently. just EVERYTHING about leviolas is cute :-(

but one particular thing is especially adorable to you

and that would be the owner

when you hear his name for the first time you’re a little shocked

levi ackerman to be specific captain levi ackerman, the high ranking official who aided in paradis’ independence and freed the nation from the grip of titans

you read about him a year back in a paper or two and vividly recall the valiant title he held as humanity’s strongest soldier

he still holds the title that’s for sure but now he happens to own a tea shop

it’s slightly unusual it’s not every day you see a soldier retire and live such a plain life but you suppose the simplicity makes levi happy

honestly, if you had been through hell and back like him you too would wish to spend the rest of your days in the company of tea leaves and sweet cakes

today is a day like any other you’re sat by one of the windows and contemplating sitting in the outside seating area

the sun is shining and lands uncomfortably on your face at this angle and you may as well make your way outside

but before you can a shadow looms over you and a broad chest leans over to cover the window with dainty curtains

“you looked bothered by the light.”

oh god.

it’s him.

he’s standing there looking at you with an unreadable expression and all you can do is open and close your mouth not knowing what to say

humanity’s strongest soldier

levi ackerman

also known as the really really really attractive cafe owner you’ve been crushing on for the last few months now

seeing him up close is much more different to looking at him from the comfort of your seat or whilst you order

he’s normally got his back turned whilst collecting orders or another worker collects them as he prepares the beverages

that’s why the unexpected interaction has you nervous

you can always tell when he’s made your drink because he honestly has a way with tea leaves and you kinda want to gush about how much you enjoy it

but, no, no, no.

you’re panicking just looking at him

soft black strands of hair stick to his forehead, his undercut is oddly satisfying to stare at and he smells of pine trees which again is refreshing

“ah hahaha thank you for blocking the sun out!!”

why the fuck did you ha ha????

this is so awkward.

putting on your best front you beam up at him hoping your toothy smile doesn’t look stupid

then again it probably does because who the hell has a good toothy smile

nobody.......

levi’s gaze lingers on you but if he has anything else he wants to say he doesn’t make it known

instead he firmly nods and turns away

you’ve messed up,,

only!!! you manage to mess up even more....?

without thinking your hand latches onto the back of his blue button up and your face burns up realizing what it is you’ve done when he stiffens to a stop

as quick as your hand has grabbed onto his shirt it lets go and you awkwardly laugh again

hahahahaha

“i’m sorry i didn’t mean to hold onto you so hard i was just...wondering if you could let me in on your secret.”

the random sentence is one you’ve made off the top of your head because you don’t have any real reason for holding onto him

but thankfully for you the saccharine of your voice is enough to sway levi

when he turns to see you with the same smile eagerly awaiting his answer something sparks in him

his chest feels a little funny but he ignores it

“secret?” he questions

“yeah!! your tea!! you’re really good at making it and aaaahhhh” you sigh contently thinking back on it.

“i remember when i ordered rose tea one time. you made it beautifully and the taste was infused so delicately it was incredibly soothing.”

hearing you ramble passionately about what he loves to do makes his chest feel funny again

he doesn’t know what the hell is going on exactly

but the only way he can explain it is his heart somersaulting and flipping despite him not wanting it to

despite that, it’s quite enjoyable

it’s probably got something to do with your kindhearted demeanor or the way you always manage to give him a smile when you waltz in

but levi finds himself fighting to touch you more and more as the days pass

your collar is always haphazardly done and he wants to lean in and fix it

sometimes you’ll have an eyelash on your face and he wants to lean in to swipe it away with his thumb

occasionally he stares at your hair and wants to sort it out. half the time it’s all over the place from the wind

he wants to lean in and smooth it out.

all he wants to do is LEAN IN but he sees no valid reason to

he’s lucky he’s always able to catch himself before his thumb reaches your cheek (you’re very oblivious and never notice how close he really gets)

ever since your first encounter at leviolas a few months back he’s been dragged into your world of books and lively stories

it doesn’t take you long to break out of your shell and you’re always telling levi something new

he doesn’t speak as much as you but when you coax out a story or two out of him he’s always earnest

you’ve learnt a lot through the conversations

you’ve learnt about his lost comrades, the horrible things he had to see on the battlefield, how he hopes he’ll live happy with what he has left

there are certain conversation topics he skips entirely and you respect his boundaries

you and levi are sat by a window and a comfortable silence floats between you two

it’s been four months

four months since you asked what his secret was

come to think of it he never told you what it was

he’s intently staring at you as you drink the lemon tea he’s just made you and his stare is a little too intense

feeling nervous you pick up your cup hoping for something to occupy yourself

recently the butterflies in your stomach have been increasing in number but you know it’s wrong to fancy levi

you don’t know why you think that but it’s the fact that you’re sure you’re not his type

he probably likes organised people, dependable people, funny people

not you.

you’re just an irksome author who spends your days writing in his shop

honestly he finds you annoying he has to. you’re always hanging around here

however, you do remember the one day you did choose to write in the park he thought you had died or something. that made you feel a little sad because he can’t really help but automatically worry if his routine is broken and you happen to have accidentally become part of his schedule

no, like levi’s literally said he has your name in his planner and whenever he thinks of a new thing to make you he’ll write it down with your name next to it

but still,, you’re convinced he has to find you annoying

there’s no reason for thinking it but you DEFINITELY think it’s correct

absentmindedly you haven’t even noticed levi still staring at you

“y/n?”

looking up at levi he’s clearly worried about something

humming in response telling him to continue he does

“i like someone.”

oh.

“...i’m not sure they’d return my feelings, that’s why i mentioned it.”

you smile at him warmly and you feel your heart sink, obviously he has to like someone. it’s probably someone in the corps, someone strong, someone capable. you’re not any of those things.

“well, you need not worry. if a man as good as you fancied me i’d be over the moon. i’m sure they would too!”

keep optimistic, don’t let him see you upset.

levi’s cheeks grow bright red and he bashfully tries to hide his embarrassment by covering his face with his hands

you laugh when he doesn’t budge and stays in the same position 

“c’mon levi, confess they’ll accept you have nothing to fear.” you coo persuasively

finally letting up after a few seconds he lets his arms drop to his sides.

“would you date me?”

the question takes you aback and you stare at him startled

soon realizing the idiocy laced in the inquiry he quickly retracts his statement

“nevermind, that was stupid.”

ignoring him you still want to answer

“uh well, i would. i have thought about it on occasion.”

he’s blinking rapidly trying to process what you’ve just admitted.

“you’ve thought about...?”

“dating you. yes i have.”

“and why the hell would you do that?” you can’t tell if he’s mad at you

“you’re capable, respectful. you’re considerate and quiet. i mean it you’re an amazing man really. also your tea!! imagine getting to drink it every day.”

you really have to add in the part about his tea because you know he loves it when you compliment it :-)

“ok, you drink my tea every day already.”

his short uninterested response stings and the dam of regret bursts open 

you shouldn’t have said all of that.

you and levi sit in an awkward silence for what feels like an eternity. you don’t dare look at him and your course of action is too drink your tea as quick as possible before dismissing yourself.

but before you can set your plan in motion levi breaks the ice.

“let’s date.”

you freeze and your eyes grow to the size of saucers

what did he just say???

he has to be losing his mind

“but levi what about the person you like?”

his eyebrow cocks upwards and an amused expression stretches across his face.

“i was talking about you.” he confesses boldly

this is a fever dream, nope, nope nope. you can not comprehend that this is your reality.

pinching your arm you hiss a little when you feel the pain

okay so, you’re definitely not dreaming...

“i, you, me. you...you like me?” the sentence is a jumble of words but you manage to sputter out something that makes sense

“yes. i like you.”

he’s being so blunt you can’t tell if he’s being serious but when you remind yourself that this is levi you relax, a blunt straightforward confession is meaningful coming from him 

BUT THAT’S BESIDES THE POINT

HELLO???? HE LIKES YOU BACK?%^%^”*

you get all blushy and flustered and you let out another one of your awkward hahahahaha’s but it’s a good hahahahaha

cautiously testing the waters he grabs your hand from across the table intertwining his fingers with yours

the gesture is adorable. the buzzing sensation that travels through your laced fingers makes you giggle to yourself giddily

“leviolas suddenly a matchmaking agency now? ;-)” your joke is dry and unfunny and levi rolls his eyes at it 

“you’re not funny.”

“but you still like me.” you tease

“yes. i still like you.” he admits

a few days have passed since then

you and levi have been the talk of the town 

humanity’s strongest soldier finally found his flame???

the chatter and rumors spread like wildfire, both you and levi aren’t fans of being in the spotlight but nothing negative has been said so there’s no complaints so far

levi places a cup of tea in front of you, it’s a herbal kind because you’ve been complaining about a headache

today you’re explaining why you dislike the plot of beauty and the beast and how there’s so much wrong with it. from the weirdly toxic relationship to the power imbalance. levi stands listening attentively whilst waiting for you to take a sip of the tea

just as you’ve paused to take a large breathe and prepare yourself to continue explaining how unbearable that book is levi uses it as his chance to say what he’s been wanting to 

“drink up before it’s ice cold.”

following his instructions you interrupt yourself and take a gulp of the herbal tea

your eyes glimmer in approval. it tastes of strawberries and you’re delighted already feeling your mood slightly raise in response

“it’s GREAT?? what did you put in it?? it doesn’t even taste medicinal.” once again, you’re fawning over his tea

“so levi ackerman, what really is the secret to all these perfect cups of tea?”

and without a seconds hesitation he responds.

“i was making the tea for you. that’s the secret.”

it takes a while for the gravity of his words to sink it but when the meaning does you cup his face in your palms and peck him everywhere. he whines a little but you can tell he enjoys the attention

you find that you’re more than happy you’ve found a home in levi and his shop

and levi’s more than happy he’s found a home in you and your books

:-)

#leviiattacks #aot #attack on titan #levi x reader #levi x y/n #snk #aot fanfiction #attack on titan levi #levi ackerman #levi #shingeki no kyoujin #shingeki no kyoujin levi #levi drabbles #attack on titan x reader #levi fanfiction #levi headcanons #tea shop levi #levi scenario #levi fluff

[therunawaykind]

💜🌻💫 time to appreciate your wonderful writing! 💜🌻💫 when you get this, link 5 of your favorite works, tell us why you like them, and send this along to other writers!

Hey Anon! This question is like choosing my favourite children (if I had any)

This is in no particular order or you can go by the order that's your choice 😉

Green Eyes - This is one if not my favourite at the moment because what started out as a heartbreaking oneshot that was quite angsty. Somehow turned into this ongoing series which I adore because it feels like such a joint effort between me and @when-wolves-howl because as much as they give me all the details and everything they want to be added in I am mostly free to interpret and write it in my own way and I adore it so much!

She looks like fun - Besides my love for Fratboy!Wanda as a whole. This series is still going on btw I've just been busy! It was a story I had literally typed on my phone in google docs (it wasn't the easiest experience of my life) But for something I was just kinda messing around with the stereotypical things that I knew about Fratboys and Frat Houses. It got such a good response and I really wasn't expecting that at all from such a random idea that came to mind.

I feel bad every piece of work I'm posting so far is a series....

AND THAT'S NOT GONNA CHANGE NOW

Lightning Crashes - This was a request sent to me by @xxxtwilightaxelxxx It was just a fun story albeit it's just kind of Kodachrome with different aspects but yet different? I just adored the whole process of writing that story and you will never see me turn away a request if it is to do with the love of my life Zooey Kern that woman has me wrapped around her little finger

You were a what? - This Maria Hill oneshot was such a stupid idea that came into my head purely because How I met your mother is one of my comfort shows and I always loved Robin Scherbatsky and once I thought that the rather serious Maria Hill was a Canadian? (I can't remember if I put Canadian in the story) popstar I had to put it out into the world

Scars come with living - And Lastly another Maria Hill oneshot. This was sent as a request and when I read it, it hit me as just a purely soft version of Maria that she doesn't get to show often (I don't know if I portrayed that well in it but anyway!) But thinking about it now I am hoping it is a story that shows people if you have scars or marks that really no matter what they are, even if you hate them and think they're ugly no one else probably cares. I know this is very deep and meaningful for a freaking fanfic but it's still a story that can mean something to people and portray a somewhat positive message!

Anon, I hope this was sufficient enough for you and my ramblings of why I love these stories and characters so much!

I just want you all to know I am so grateful for each and every one of you. Every like, every reblog, every comment and every request means the world to me and if it wasn't for all of those aspects who knows what I'd be doing right now in my spare time you'd still be procrastinating like you're doing right now

So thank you from the bottom of my heart for everything you do! It means so much to me!

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[vampcubus]

Any new upcoming writings to be on the look out for? 8D Your works are fantastic! X3

𝐓𝐎-𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓

UPDATED 6/13/2023

the ever-growing list of requests i have received & accepted. consider it a queue in no particular order!

i’m so backed up i could cry

↳ note: i’ve resorted to just posting the asks instead of attempting to summarize. this list is mostly for myself so naturally it’s a mess lol.

𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑

TENGEN UZUI

❥ ❝a-detraque-barista asked: what if what if um we put a cock ring on tengen ^~^❞

KYOJURO RENGOKU

❥ ❝please miss 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️i beg of you. a part two on the roommate!Kyojuro Rengoku headcannons? 🤲🤲i’ve always loved the roommate! au of my fav characters and yours is the only one if seen of any demon slayer character yet (maybe im not looking in the right places) i’ll take anything you give me it was so cute and the little hc’s of how much he *a-hem* loves you at the end is giving me life❞

ZENITSU AGATSUMA

❥ ❝Hi popping in to say you're great and I hope you have drank some water today!! :] -💗I also saw your requests are open and I was wondering if you could write a zenitsu (or rengoku) x reader. Where the reader watches the character masturbate.❞

VARIOUS CHARACTERS

❥ ❝Hello! I hope you’re having a lovely day/afternoon/night! I fell in love with your writing style. I don’t think I’ve ever come across a femdom writer, but it’s honestly so refreshing <33 I was wondering if you could possibly write some Demon Slayer cockwarming headcanons? (Tanjiro, Kyojuro, Tengen?) Make the lovelies squirm lmao❞

❥ ❝Hello darling, hope you're doing well! I loved your roughhousing HC with the pillar boys and was wondering if you would you consider writing one focusing on just Rengoku and Tengen? Like Kyo being surprised by his s/o attacking him and really surprising him. Tengen could possibly be with the lady he's been considering his unofficial 4th wife potential and how she really surprises him with her ferocity? TY❞

𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐍

ARMIN ARLERT

❥ ❝ooh no pressure but can u do an armin x reader smut?? maybe w him having a mommy kink? :)❞

CONNIE SPRINGER

❥ ❝binnieswings asked: ASKING AND BEGGING FOR YOU TO WRITE ABT SUB!CONNIE SPRINGER!! Also I changed my user from ilovesubbymen to binnieswings!!!! SO MUCH LOVE❞

JEAN KIRSTEIN

❥ ❝My love my darling love.. Jean kiss head cannons I’m starving❞

YELENA

❥ ❝Just stumbled over your page a few days ago and ... Can I pls ask for a smut HC with Yelena? Particularly maybe involving shibari and overstim? Tyyy❞

VARIOUS CHARACTERS

❥ ❝If you have time and ideas, could I get some hcs for Connie, Sasha, Hange, Levi, Armin and Bertholdt (any or all of them ♡) for how they would react to reader surprising them with a romantic or thoughtful date? Please, please, please <3❞

❥ ❝Hange erwin and yelana with a shy s/o that all of a sudden DOMINATES them outta the blue…❞

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐀𝐖 𝐌𝐀𝐍

DENJI

❥ ❝Hello, can u do denji with a super girly s/o is like a pink girl, i have fluttershy in mind as i write this❞

❥ ❝if you write for csm, could u ever do puppy play for denji 🫣🫣❞

𝐌𝐘 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎 𝐀𝐂𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐀

SHOUTO TODOROKI

❥ ❝Hiii would it be all good if you could do hc for Shoto waking up to his fem girlfriend giving him a blowjob btw I love you and I think your we Writing is amazing!!!❞

❥ ❝Hello! I hope I’m doing this request thing right, but would you explore Shoto Todoroki in your Android AU? He’s obviously a famously rare, first-of-his-kind model with all the bells and whistles you could ask for. Supposedly superior to anything else currently available for purchase.I don’t know how much you’ve already talked about him in this AU, but I can see him as an Android primarily for protection. Somewhat similar to a service dog if that makes any sense?❞

❥ ❝Okay so I saw that on Tumblr and I'm not sure if I can find it rn but How about an alpha reader and omega class 1-A but with especially Shoto? Like, everyone sees them as alphas but I guess him and others being omegas is actually a cute idea. Shoto being an Omega is like insult to Shitty Endeavor, so he makes him take pills etc but this has bad effects ofc. He is constantly tried, he looses his attention a lot etc. And since Endeavor is like that, he doesn't know how to build a nest as well.❞

DENKI KAMINARI

❥ ❝A request with Denki where it’s like a ritual for you to put his collar/choker on him every morning with a biiiig kiss, whether he’s still sleeping or not. One day you forget because you’re in a rush to work, and Denki wakes up confused and a little hurt. Later on with no text replies, he gets a lottle hurt and deludes himself into thinking you’ve abandoned him or something. A little angst with lots of fluff and maybe some smut if you’re down for it;)❞

❥ ❝please please please could I request Kaminari with petplay?❞

FUMIKAGE TOKOYAMI

❥ ❝How about a scenario where Tokoyami is insecure about not being able to eat reader out, so reader gives a rim job instead?❞

VARIOUS CHARACTERS

❥ ❝Hello!I love your writing!It always makes my day!I wanted to ask for an angst to fluff on midoriya and kaminari saying I hate you accidentally in an argument!If not than please ignore this and have a good day!💗❞

❥ ❝Ooh okay so lately I've been realizing that I may? have a mommy kink? and I was wondering if you would write some headcanons or scenarios for how Kiri, Tokoyami, and Tamaki would react to the reader asking them to call her mommy in bed?❞

❥ ❝I just wanted to say that I absolutely love your writing! I was hoping to make a request if that's okay? I see that you write mental health stuff, so I hope this is okay. Could you write some angst-to-comfort about a reader who confesses to her boyfriend that she's been feeling suicidal and now she's really scared that she might go through with it because the urges are getting stronger and she finally confesses that she needs help. For Kirishima, Amajiki, or Tokoyami (I can't pick between them)❞

❥ ❝Hi, May I request Tokoyami, Shoto and whoever else you feel like writing for and thigh riding their s/o?❞

𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐎𝐍 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐋

BROLY

❥ ❝If at all possible, may I request a Broly X reader one-shot, where the reader comforts (DBS) Broly when they find him crying? Please??❞

❥ ❝If you take requests, may I request a fluff one-shot with Broly, with a gn!reader showing Broly around to let him see the best of what Earth has to offer, and them while stargazing, he decides that he wants to live on Earth? Please???❞

𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐔𝐓𝐎

NARUTO UZUMAKI

❥ ❝Naruto, decides to be a brat because he wanted you to be rougher with him. You come to this realization as you’re giving him his punishment, when you notice he’s enjoying this a lot more than he should. Of course he denies it, so you start being less rough with him and more soft, until he’s on the verge of tears and finally admits that he was being a brat on purpose.😩💜-🐰❞

SASUKE UCHIHA

❥ ❝hi👉👈 may I request sasuke x f!reader 🤭smut🤭 where they return each other's feelings and know it, but they've never really talked about it, but the reader starts doubting he actually loves her so she confronts him, so he proves he does iykyk😏 idk fluffy and sweet cus I love this man ❞

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[lady-plantagenet]

Ship bingo: Anne Boleyn & Henry VIII (I know, I'm not the most original person in this site); and Eleanor Cobham & Humphrey of Gloucester

Hey hey sorry for answering this shipbingo so late hh. Hope you’ll still be interested in my odd and headcanon-y analyses. Since you requested 2 I will write shorter comments if ur ok with that :) x

Anne Boleyn & Henry VIII

‘I broke England from the Church yeah I really am that secksy’ or something along the lines is said by Anne’s character in Six: The Musical. I sorta resent that. I’m not very passionate about this ship nor do I take any ‘sides’, but I must admit I’m more partial to Catherine of Aragon and consider her to be Henry’s true love. The odd thing is, this is also cause a part of my feels like Anne was in some ways to good/evolved for him?? We all know the whole seductress Anne trope or poor set-up pawn Anne, we don’t know which are true but one thing we know for sure is that there was ‘pious outspoken religious reformer Anne’ and that’s what I am more interested in. My admiration grew 1000x when I realised she was heavily critical with where the desolution of the monastery funds were going - how they enriched ministers and lackeys of Henry as opposed to going towards schools. I say all this because my mental Anne Boleyn might be a bit different from most people’s and that will influence how I also see this ship.

I guess the above paragraph explains the ‘I’m picky about it part’, I hate anything that is major baby drama. Delicious and intrigued are oddly left out because I don’t really feel that myself though I understand why others would. It is perhaps because it’s such an overportrayed relationship and because by the time it became a thing Henry was already kind of obese I believe. Sue me, I like both my ship parties to be attractive XD. I would read fic for it just like I would read anything provided it is well written enough. I’m currently reading ‘Chained in War and Love’ by Lady Perserverence on AO3 (you know that one really famous fic in the Tudor fandom) which I suppose counts but since it’s a Francois I of France/Anne Boleyn AU I guess it doesn’t count (and I much prefer this pairing). This ship is one of those historical pairings where it’s hard to deny it was not romantic and sexual, one must remember that there must have been something about Anne in particular that attracted Henry and her educational background was unusually worldly for a woman of minor English nobility, given the fact that she could very well have been 32 (and age which is considered old for motherhood even by our times) by the time she married Henry simply put there must have been a romantic/sexual attraction beyond just her being fertile. She, herself, may have also had reason to feel attracted to him (despite his fatness) because he appears to have exuded the character of a Renaissance Prince which I feel she could have been drawn towards.

To be honest the ‘it’s complicated and unhealthily’ kind of speak for themselves. I feel like a part of the breakdown went beyond her not being able to hear a son because he does not seem to have properly tried like he did with Catherine of Aragon - the marriage was only three years long. I also feel like he was a bit too set in the past for her and she may have felt disillusioned with how he carried out the reformation. I also feel like Henry thought he would find a woman with Catherine’s brand of strength but with an ability to bear children, but despite both women having education in common Anne’s Protestant beliefs made her someone entirely different. Their feelings were strong but they clearly were not made for each other. With that said, theology fasincates me so to an extent I am more interested in the consequences (the reformation and how it changed the fabric of England) then even the ship itself - that is not to say the ship doesn’t interest me. And yes. I could/want to be convinced that this ship is interesting but if anyone wants me to get on board you will have to first throw off ‘seductress Anne’ or ‘poor maligned pawn Anne’. Only mercurial Henry and reformer Anne will do for me. With that said, I really wouldn’t mind the unrequited love trope thrown in there but with Anne accepting him only because Cromwell and co convince her that this is the only way England’s religion can change. I also liked the ‘Anne of One Thousand Days’ spin where it’s unrequited on her side and then turns unrequited on Henry’s side. Now that’s super tragic and would grab my attention. Overall, I like Anne Boleyn but I don’t ship them because I don’t think they were compatible, I don’t like Henry and I hate how the reformation was carried out and how the knock-on effect was the death of the Tudor figures I care the most about: Cardinal Fisher, Thomas More and Margaret Pole.

Eleanor Cobham & Humphrey of Gloucester

I love ships where both figures were described as intelligent by their contemporaries because there’s also a meeting of minds there. It also gives this partners in crime vibes which I really like. This connects to my whole ’delicious’, ‘romantic’, ‘best friends’ and ‘I’m intrigued’. A lot of fun things could be done with this ship and so I would read fic for it but I remain unpicky (except for , you know, prose as per usual). As it happens I also already read fic for this pairing and unless you are her, I would recommend @nuingiliath who writes loads for this couple and is the resident shipper - I believe this is her OTP. On Ao3 she is ‘heartofstanding’ she has plenty of stuff both on her tumblr and on that site so just follow the tags. Also all I know about these guys is from her pretty much.

The thing is, Eleanor Cobham is like Jane Shore for me, she brings out very weird feelings because I am very traditionalist and boring and hate my infidelities and tend to have an aversion towards mistresses. However, like Jane Shore, Eleanor Cobham appears to have had some virtues and was more than a pretty face (apparently Jacobia herself was quite dull and that’s one of the things that turned Humphrey off her but I’m not sure if that’s hearsay). So just like that, I don’t get an ‘ugh’ feeling like I would with people interested in the Bourbon mistresses in the 18th century or such because I much feel like it wasn’t that physical. This is where ‘softly’ comes, the age difference makes me imagine Humphrey as having that dad-aura Idk (and btw no I’m not pleading daddy issues at all - I feel like it quite undermines this couple), his incredible level of learning further feading into this wise persona but obviously his skirmishes with the administration give me an impression of this grand daring man as well. He seemed the picture of true aristocracy and in all the way he falters from those expectations (eg lack of martial talent) I also like to see. As I said, Eleanor also being described as intelligent makes me feel that she was at his level and while I am satisfied that the necromancy charges were shams it does indicate that she was considered bright enough by her contemporaries in order for such charges to be levelled in the first place. While it is true that the whole affair was targeting Humphrey, I really feel like Eleanor herself possessed (or at least was perceived by others as possessing) a certain dangerousness and this course of action was pursued by their rivals in order to kill two birds with one stone. After all, we have seen how easy treason charges can be conjured against magnates who though not technically speaking guilty have acted against the wrong faction eg Clarence’s case. With that I also put ‘best friends’ because I feel like like all those traits derived from the facts I’ve been privy to point to the fact that the two were friends as well as in love and attracted to each other. They really give me a partners-in-crime vibe and I’m always all for that. Not to mention I’m also a sucker of one part of the ship dying (preferably the woman) with the other following not late after or at least never living a fulfilled life as a widow-widower. It’s cruel but I love my doomed couples. So yeah, I ship it, I really do. I also have a great admiration for Humphrey as I have a soft-heart for scholarly people, I also admire how he was not blindly loyal and quite brazen. It’s a personality that intrigues me.

#🍷❤️ #ship bingo #don’t be shy anon #humphrey duke of gloucester #eleanor cobham #humphrey of gloucester #henry viii #anne boleyn x henry viii #anne boleyn

[caughtinkorea]

It Is What It Is

I’m almost home. I haven’t bought my ticket just yet, but believe me, I'm almost there. This last minute thing is the Naija in me lol.

I have been a whole lot happier lately. I’m more at peace with myself. I’ve been traveling a lot lately. Most recently I stopped by Okinawa for a few days. I wanted to try a different place in Japan I’d never been to and decided on a whim to go to Okinawa instead of Osaka. It’s beautiful btw. Humid... and expensive... but beautiful nonetheless. 

I’ve had time to spread a little more of my good luck charm to my friends before I leave. Little Brother and his gf were up against a couple other potential tenant candidates for a place they wanted in Australia and they got it! He asked for help correcting a letter he wanted to send to the landlord to get it, and I helped him zhuzh it up a bit. He recently sent me a thank you message saying he got it. I’m super happy for him, and he seems to be adjusting well so far. ^^

I’ve managed to figure out why my dating life in Korea has been a mess. According to J my problem stems from the fact that I like overly attractive guys.

Now, I could take this a certain way and be offended by it, but I know that’s not what he alluded to. Every time I point out someone I’m attracted to in the building, he remarks back “oh, the good looking guy over there *typical look*. He knows my type even better than Jazz lol. So, rather I take this somewhat as a compliment because he sees I have a keen eye for the delectables. Unfortunately that often means they tend to be no good.*sigh* You know they got tons of girls throwing themselves at them, and we all know that story ugh. I mean, I like what I like. I can’t help it. And that often seems to be a decent chunk of the guys that like me too...well... in a very shallow depth. Do I find myself to be the most attractive women? Definitely not, but I won’t be listening to any guy that tells me otherwise. They already have enough input everywhere else. So as long as this is the case it seems I never really stood a chance lol. But I refuse to settle *coughs* like I’ve seen so many other foreign girls do here *coughs*. I stand by my motto. If I wouldn’t settle for you in the States, I’m not gonna do it here either.

In May I made a new friend. I’ll call him Bond. I knew I wasn’t looking to meet any serious potentials, so I’d long thrown that thought out the window. I’ve had a very weird and at many times very interesting life here in Korea, and it seems like it will be that way till the very end. I’ve met too many interesting characters to count. Anyway, why do I call him Bond? Well, he’s kind of like a secret agent. I’ll leave it at that. On paper, he’s pretty perfect. He’s tall, fit, educated, well traveled, has a good job(works for the government), polite, well-mannered, and has such an attractive British-ish accent. Is he physically attractive? I mean, I guess *rolls eyes*. He’s nothing special to me, but if he ever sees this he’d probably think I’m bitter for reasons. lol  But he’s definitely cute in a big teddy-bear type of way. You know, equipped with jujitsu training, and probably knows 20 ways to disfigure a person... but that’s neither here nor there. Teddy-bear! *jazz hands*

So we’ve been keeping in touch since May. We decided to be friends, and he already knows I’m leaving very soon. We were supposed to meet before my trip to Thailand, but his work came up last minute. So that didn’t happen and my 2 week trip turned into 1 month. Oops! But we kept in touch throughout my time there. Fast forward to more recently and we finally got a chance to meet. I dressed very casually with my banged wig and he with his formal work suit. We had chicken and beer and honestly the date wasn’t anything special. He seemed tired from a long days work and maybe a little annoyed. I understand. I basically almost cancelled right before our meeting. Honestly I was a bit annoyed myself. He kept skipping over the question of what exit to meet at, and I felt he’d been acting different the last couple of days after I turned down his last minute request to meet close to where I was staying for chicken and beer since we were both apparently in the area. I had just come back from Okinawa that day and was busy preparing plans for a dress for my brother’s wedding and I just wasn’t feeling it. I was tired. So I declined. He was probably also annoyed at the fact that when we met up I let him know I’d been using a fake name previously. For safety reasons of course. He seemed to be a bit insulted by it, but shrugged it off. Guys just don’t understand. But it is what it is.

We still managed to meet for 3 hours then he payed for dinner and we said our goodbyes. Before the end, I managed to get out what he liked to do on his free time to let loose. He seemed to open up more. From what I gathered he seems very morally upright tho he does indulge in nights out. So that was good to know... I mean with his job and all, I’d definitely hope he’d be a good person. 

So Saturday comes and we decide to meet to hangout in Itaewon. He usually likes going to one particular spot with his friends so I say I’ll meet him there. When I arrive I can’t seem to spot him anywhere which was odd since he’s really tall for a Korean. I’m going around back and forth to different spots. It’s super humid out and I’m getting hot and aggravated. We keep missing each others calls and messages. After about an hour of this telephone back and forth nonsense I’d decided I’d had enough and start walking back to my guesthouse to call it a night. He calls. I’m angry, but I answer the phone. He says he’s now at a kebab place eating with one of his friends. I tell him I’ll stop over real quick to say hi. Tho I was angry and didn’t want to do it, it’d be a waste of good makeup, outfit, and night. Someone is gonna see me damn it! I’m not letting all this go to waste!

I start walking toward the restaurant. I see him and he reaches for a hug but I stick my umbrella out. Uh uh! Not with the mess you put me through going around in all this sticky heat. We walk over to the restaurant. I greet his friend and we sit and talk while they eat. Before going in he told me his friend didn’t understand any English, but when I spoke to him he seemed to understand pretty much everything just fine. Even more than him. Bond was unexpectedly quiet throughout the convo. I just kept catching him staring at me in somewhat disbelief through my peripheral every now and again. I kept asking him what he was staring at like that, but he’d change the subject and never really give an answer. I bet the whole time he was thinking “Who the heck is this!? This ain’t the same girl I met the other night.” I did clean up a bit differently. This time wearing a dress and head equipped with a long bang-less wig. So I could see why he might have been confused lol. They finish eating and the plan was for them to head home, but Bond decides he’ll stay out longer with me. His friend catches a Taxi and we head to Thursday Party.

He offers to buy me a drink so we head toward the bar. We ended up doing this coupley thing all night where we’d act like we were gf & bf every time someone approached our space. Tho we clearly saw each other as just friends. I squeezed into the side corner next to him by the register and when he turned to order some guy came to approach me. When he turned back around he caught my eyes, and angled himself to make his presence known. I leaned in to whisper in his ear and dude got the point and dipped. I enjoyed his company throughout the night. He was very fun spirited and enjoyed dancing, so we did that all night long. His demeanor was a juxtaposition from the previous night we had met up. Before he came off very calm and reserved. I loved that his big self didn’t seem to care who was watching him or what anyone thought of him. He was just out to have fun.

We eventually moved over to his favorite spot and this is when I realized his popularity with the ladies. No wonder he liked it there. Since he had been buying everything I offered to pay for the next round of drinks. We head over to the bar and I ordered. A drunk Thai girl being escorted through the crowd by one of the security guards poked her face out and sent him kissy faces. I was like “what was that?” and he rolled his eyes and we laughed it off. A few moments later he spotted a Latina heading towards him and called it out to me. This girl kept hovering around him making it very apparent she was in for the kill. She was super thirsty, but I was rather amused. But at the same time, it opened my eyes to just how disrespectful some women can be. Like I was just standing there watching as she clearly didn’t care that he was obviously entertaining another woman. Maybe she didn’t see me as a threat, but for a moment I just stood there fascinated at the disrespect. Bond wasn’t showing her any interest, but she wasn’t about to leave anytime soon. The bartender hands me our drinks and I felt like being petty, so I graciously handed one to Bond, held mine in the other hand then gently caressed his head as I looked seductively in his eyes. She got the memo and bounced immediately. XD

He loved dancing in the middle of the floor so he pulled me along and we found a spot to dance. He had such a fun spirit about him and encouraged me to dance along with him which I obliged. Through out the night people would approach us asking if we were a couple and telling us how we looked good together. We’d laugh it off and tell them we were merely friends. Others would approach us individually to swoop us up and dance, but we’d always move towards each other and angle ourselves a certain way to signal we were each others company for the night. Guys who wanted to dance with me would be lead to him by my eyes then give him a thumbs up or tell him I was pretty and he was a lucky guy. Girls would approach him, sometimes even small groups, and try to dance up on him. He would always dance towards me and I’d make my move. It was always so funny. 

At a point we adopted a cute little kgirl that approached me with compliments. Her English was limited, but she told me she loved my dimples. Bond thought she said pimples and was perplexed like “who compliments pimples? what a weird child” lmao. We danced together for a bit and she leaned over to ask Bond if I was his gf. I tried to pretend like I wasn’t even paying attention and just minding myself dancing even tho I was trying to be nosy and hear what his answer would be. I was just curious to hear what he’d say. Unfortunately I couldn’t but after telling her something that was inaudible she turns to look at me and gives me a cute cheeky grin. We all just continued dancing and we dubbed her our daughter for the night. She was precious. We headed over to the bar on the other side for another drink and I reached to get my card, but he stopped me, gave me a what are you doing?-insulted look and told me he would pay for it.  

It’s not really a big deal but he was so manly about it in a way that you don’t typically see here so it was refreshing. I can just tell he’s the type that likes to pay for everything for his girl. Yasss king! XD 

We head back to our spot on the dance floor and after some time we notice that our daughter isn’t there so we decide to go around and look for her and make sure she was okay since she was by herself. He is leading the way as I follow him through the crowd, but we momentarily get split for a few seconds, and I see this girl's hand reach out to grab him. She is just a split second too slow and barely missed grabbing him which was replaced by a bunch of air.

I am in awe of the attention this boy had been getting all night with the ladies. What is this?? The hunger games? It was fascinating. Honestly I didn’t get it. Was it because he was tall and imposing? Fascinating I say. Just fascinating.

We go back to our spot and she eventually shows up. We decide to call it a night soon after. He suggests we take a cab together and he’ll drop me off first since he believes we are headed the same direction. I let him know I’ve moved guesthouses and am now staying in Itaewon very close by. We stop for him to grab some water from the convenience store close by then finally start heading our separate ways. He gets a cab, we say our goodbyes, and he hops in. I start heading towards my guesthouse and a guy slowly riding by in a taxi sticks his head out and says “beautiful!”. I turn to the perpetrator and say “Thank-” ....

-_-

It’s Bond. He’s a whole mess! Go home Roger. XD The taxi speeds off. 

I continue walking towards my guesthouse, turn into the empty side street and right as I’m about to approach the door some kboy sneaks up behind me and speaks to get my attention. I was momentarily startled because I had unusually been unaware and he hadn’t made his presence known. I ask what he wanted and he shyly says he had been following me and wanted to tell me how pretty I was. *facepalm* Why do guys not realize how creepy that is? He was harmless so I just tell him thank you and give him a smile. He asks if that was my boyfriend. “Huh? Who are you talking about?” The guy that was in the cab. “How long have you been following me?” Since y’all were at the convenience store. CHIIIILLLLEEEE!!! smh I saw him leave and knew he wasn’t your bf. So I got courage and wanted to tell you you are my ideal type and I just wanted to see if you’d grab some drinks with me and just talk. “Umm, where is there a place around here to drink?” He tells me that every place around here is closed so let’s grab some drinks in the store and go to a hotel and chat. 

Kboys ladies and gentlemen! Kboys

[roominthecastle]

I can't help but think you're being a bit too hard on Eleanor because of ship bias. I mean, why would you called her 'her worst self' and 'selfish' when she's always been one to throw stuff to get in heaven (even with the character development)? But suddenly she's being sappy and depending on someone who isn't Michael and the whole M/E fandom is at her throat. I'm as unconfortable as the next shipper with all the C/E scenes but is it really Eleanor and her characterization that's at fault?

Yes, of course I am biased (to a certain degree). When the show caters to my preferences, I’m more docile and much less likely to nitpick and complain, when it doesn’t and it drops the ball to boot, I get grumpy. So I’m your garden variety fan, basically. But I don’t believe I’m “at Eleanor’s throat”. Her and Chidi being together doesn’t make me uncomfortable bc it’s her and Chidi and not her and Michael (+ I often see things popping up in the C/E dynamic that can have potentially interesting implications for Michael’s development and for M/E, too. Generally speaking, the three of them make up a curious whole for me).

I know the chances of (2-sided) M/E happening are somewhere btw zero and never, so I’m not exactly eyeballing C/E as some kind of obstacle to my personal shipper nirvana, jumping at any chance to “punish” Eleanor for choosing the “wrong” partner. But I do feel uncomfortable with the way the C/E romance is written this season. “They are sidelining my no. 1 dynamic”, while frustrating, is not the reason for this, it’s not why I’m not crazy about Eleanor’s behavior and Chidi’s OOC-ness.

Eleanor + character development always resulted in stuff like her being emotional and vulnerable w/o getting aggressive and demanding, her accepting it when Chidi turned her down w/ dignity despite feeling heartbroken, and her being considerate of others to the point of volunteering to go to the Bad Place to save them. This is where she was a year ago and the year before that at the end of each season. This is not where she is now. I’m not saying being selfish and throwing stuff is not in her character make up or her problem-solving toolbox. Her overcoming these impulses, however, is the very point of her character development (made blindingly obvious last season when she lied about passing the Judge’s test and refused to go through the portal to TGP). What we have (currently! so it can change any time) in S3 is the opposite (see the in-your-face door to TGP that won’t open for her), it’s her completely giving in to these impulses to the point of seriously endangering everyone, meaning that she has, in fact, regressed. I suspect it is a point the show is trying to make but we’ll have to wait and see.

In “Janets”, all Janet asks is that they stay put until she and Michael deal w/ accounting. Eleanor works herself into a state over Chidi not opening up to her on command, putting Janet through hell and almost erasing her friends from existence while her own self is also disintegrating. Despite the serious consequences, this harmful behavior carries right over into the next ep where all Michael asks is that they lay low bc folks in TGP are so rule obsessed, they can send all of them right back to TBP. Eleanor immediately smashes stuff at the door to TGP bc it doesn’t open up for her when she demands it. It’s her bullying of Chidi from the previous ep all over again, only in a vase-meets-door form. Even Chidi has to be all about her now as he magically turns into a grossly idealized version of himself (see in S2 how she rejected a similar “fake Chidi”), spending the entire ep trying to prevent her from blowing up again while the rest of the team is cleaning up the mess in the mail room and Michael is away trying to fix the calculation issue. Despite the crazy-intense circumstances, everybody is trying to do something for somebody else except her - she is still hyper-focused on herself and it stands out to me bc this is a version of her I’ve never seen before and it’s def not the best one.

Again, it’s not because she is w/ Chidi but the issues become especially apparent within that dynamic since the second Michael showed her those memories, she just latched onto Chidi, expecting him to fill the void left by her screwed up upbringing that’s been freshly dredged up thanks to her not-dead mother. They made her lurch from “I’m incapable of love” to “I’m madly in love and nothing else matters”, hand-waving determinism while failing to provide any other reason why these 2 are suddenly together again. They are trying to play it as romantic/funny but it’s not romantic when someone’s whole identity has to be propped up by another person and it’s not funny how that other person has to repress his own identity/issues to be able to do this. It’s a suffocating, unsustainable interplay. Or if it’s meant to be interpreted as “love cures mental illness and erases every character flaw in 5 minutes, so you can finally be the proper romantic partner”, then it’s even worse. You don’t have to be a shipper of another ship or look too deep into this story to see these (imo) legitimate problems (but it helps, yes, since it’s natural to be more critical of sth you’re not emotionally invested in and gloss over stuff to preserve the fun potential when it’s your OTP or sth, I do give you that).

Eleanor having to coerce love and attention out of Chidi will never be cute, either, or proof that those feelings were there all along. People pushed some quotes from WJH into my face about how Chidi calms down bc he finally has what he always wanted - interesting choice of words, btw, given the pin Michael gave Eleanor - but 1) an actor’s opinion will not automatically replace my own (no, not even if it’s Ted’s or some other big fave’s) and 2) how exactly were we supposed to glean that Chidi wanted to be with her so much in this reboot? Was it when he went steady w/ another woman despite Eleanor being an option all along? was it when he refused to give private lessons to her bc he was just too busy? or was it when he - despite witnessing her meltdown - sent her packing bc they already had enough material for his study? For some reason the writers missed every opportunity to build this up properly and make this extremely syrupy display stick, but I’ve already said everything about that in another post.

This whole idea of “he felt this way all along, he just didn’t actually show it, so we can skip actual development” is a lazy, corner-cutting approach which reminds me of the worst kind of fanservice attempts I’ve had the misfortune of experiencing with several of my favorite shows recently. I have very low tolerance for that stuff now bc it never ends well. I did not expect to see this particular brand on this particular show, but here we are, I guess. Or if it’s a case of creative exhaustion/boredom where this billion times rebooted couple is concerned, then maybe it’s time to park them and give a not yet over-explored dynamic some attention instead to keep things fresh and fluid as opposed to stale and forced - again, not an unreasonable request, even if it comes from someone who is invested in another dynamic, given the lack of care that was apparently put into developing C/E this season.

I don’t like not liking things on this show (and it’s not Eleanor I don’t like, it’s the way they deconstructed her in order to write her back into a relationship as if she couldn’t exist w/o it), and I am sorry if I disappointed or offended bc it was not my intention. I hope they flip things or introduce a new angle that will make me re-evaluate. I am always open to that whenever new material arrives and I honestly hope they will make me eat my words soon. I will merrily absorb the suckerpuches. But for now, this is my opinion and “you just don’t like that she is not with your fave” - while a natural factor - is not the main reason why I made my comments.

#lewyn-martell #michael x eleanor #long post #musings

[labime]

Hi! I'm your KC Exchange gifter. I have a few ideas already; we seem to have a lot of favorite genres and tropes in common, so how would you feel about a canon divergent AU that included those elements? And to help me narrow down some details: what is it about KC that attracted you in canon? Apart from each other, which are your favorite dynamics for each of them? (btw: I *loathe* that one ship you mentioned too, and I wanted to commiserate about it xD)

Hi!

I would love a canon divergent AU that included some of the elements/genres I mentioned in my request. Feel free to choose whatever works best with what you want to write.

What attracted me the most in Klaus and Caroline’s relationship in canon was that their relationship was interesting not only because of their particular dynamic but also because they challenged each other regarding their respective perspectives on life, which gave room for character development, mostly on Caroline’s end. Caroline’s acceptation of her vampirism was, I think, influenced by the speech Klaus gave her on her deathbed, not because of any romantic feelings she had for him or him for her but because it resonated with her. And similarly, Caroline’s loneliness echoed Klaus’ in one of the few genuine moments of vulnerability he had allowed himself to have so far at this point in his story.

Although they share a likeness mainly due to their experiences as humans—which is a part of them they have little regard for—and their relationships with their fathers, their interactions also emphasize the fundamental differences between them and accentuate the character development Caroline had undergone from the beginning of the show up until that point.

Their similarities and differences converged and made for an appealing storyline not only because of the dichotomy between their two archetypal characters—good and bad, sun and night, heroine and villain—but because it also allowed to give prominence to more complexity.

The push and pull was inherent to their relationship considering they were enemies and harbored animosity and that’s the version of their relationship I prefer, I think. The villain/heroine dynamic as seen from season 3 to season 4 works perfectly for them, even as Caroline’s arch became gradually darker as she gave in her own selfishness and made decisions that were morally reprehensible in order to protect her loved ones, which Klaus called her on. The ubiquity of their opposition is inescapable throughout their relationship, whether it’s Klaus’ past actions resurfacing, Caroline’s participation in plots to kill him and his siblings, or Klaus’ vengeful nature—something he compromised on only for Caroline’s sake, her inexperience as a vampire and her refusal to commit to a relationship with Klaus, etc.

Because they are immortals (in the since that they cannot die of old age), there are also many directions their relationships could take, which almost always allows a window into a future they could have and the kind of characters they would be then.

When it comes to my favorite dynamics for each of them I’m interested in Klaus’ dynamic with Rebekah, Mikael, Elena, Esther, and Tatia. I definitely do not view these relationships as positive but they severely impacted his psyche and shaped him into the person he became, which is something that is always interesting to explore. I’m not a big fan of his relationships with The Originals (TV Show) characters, mainly because I don’t know the characters enough since I haven’t watched enough of the show but also because the entire story resulted in nothing but very bland plots, characterization, and relationships.

My favorite dynamics for Caroline are with Liz, Rebekah, Elena, Bill, and Jenna. Also—although there’s absolutely no canon basis for it—I’d be interested in how she’d interact with Esther, if she had to meet her, whether it’s set in canon or in an alternate universe.

(And, yeah, that ship was... the worst, literally. Overrated, predictable, unimaginative, and dull.)

#i hope that was at least half-coherent lol #klaroline gift exchange #klaroline gift exchange — new year's day #answered #text post