#i'm sorry this was so funny to me

[neochan]

how do you think haechan would react when he sees you naked for the first time?

there's two distinctions i'm gonna make 1) if it's on accident and 2) if it's on purpose.

accident; if you're oblivious, haechan won't hesitate to check you out - his eyes raking up and down your exposed figure until he feels himself growing half hard in his sweats. but if you catch him looking, he makes a show of it. stumbling back into the wall of your bedroom, slapping a hand over his eyes and screaming like a banshee. you, however, see the tightening fabric of his sweatpants and call him out on it. all he does is point to his crotch and go "this? a boner? nahhhh, this is my gun." and move his hips whilst saying pew pew pew.

on purpose; whistles

#answered #i'm sorry this was so funny to me #i'm taking the piss #if you see this on the marvel blog #no you didn't #haechan smut #nct haechan #haechan x reader

[boxwinebaddie]

no one asked but post!rm when stan finally gets cleared for *cough* AcCidenTiaL (wO)mAnsLaugTher ( i actually don't think they charge stan at all just because of the situation and other things that come to light later ) but anyways!!! emphasis on Laughter, which, the only way that stan can cope w/ his sisters death is by laughing smh so on sweet shell bell's death day instead of being somber, they decided to have a concert....but not just any cd concert...oh no, my friends...

a y2k-2009 pop hits tribute dead(icated) to darling shelley ;) <3

which is know is so fkn ICONIQUE!! like dropping toxic by britney spears ( shelley worshipped britney, she was like Ugh, Vintage! help ) and stan in the little emo-boy rendition of the flight attendant outfit...i know that kyle got rizzed Hard. good girls go bad??? oh my god help?? gives you hell?? i gotta feeling omg!! kiss me thru the phone!!

amazing...that whole concert...i was gonna say that the Actual hardcore ppl there who wanted to listen to punk rock music were so salty, but, respectfully, they weren't there!!! that crowd was FILLED with slay olay girlies getting down and as they should!!!! literally those drunk girls in the bathroom crying to 'so sick' by ne-yo...yeah, yeah.

this one is for YOU, queen!!!!! GET LOOOOOW!!!

but speaking of immortal queens that live forever in our hearts.

i bet you ravenstan was like "alright dawn spawn, so i know i usually let you pick the song...but it only feels right that i end the show with miche's favorite song...a classic we all know and... *cringes*

...l...ove..."

"Hit It, Margorina."

and marj, who as a cottage core girlie Jumped at the opportunity to rock a twee outfit, strummed that chord and it was already chaos...

but when ravenstan did the Justin Bieber Hair Flip ( he went blonde one more time for this momentous occasion ) and dropped the 1st

"ohoooOooooOoh~" IT WAS OOOOOOOVER!!!!

BC THE CD COVER OF BABY BY JUSTIN BIEBER WENT FKNNN INSAAANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i just Know raven was flying across the stage in the signature shelley obnoxiously glossy way too sparkly blue eye shadow, the butterfly clips she always used to wear, out here in an ed hardy teeshirt and traded the tiny godless vegan lead singer harlot parts for bedazzled jeans and was booooodying justin bieber, like, shelley offkey belted that song half crying every day...Unreal, oh my god. i wish she was alive :( for one direction because that would have been a Moment!

the whole crowd screamin "BABY, BABY, BABY OOOHH!!! LIKE BABY BABY BABY NOOOO!!!" kyle was dyin but bebe was gettin her LIFE!

and kenny going LUDA! in the deep ass voice and rapping HEEEEELP

...it was

a truly legendary night.

Rip Shelley. </3

-uncle nina, being deranged at the midnight hours -- what's new?

#i'm sorry this was so funny to me #whenever cd does the mcr iconique outfit moments to fit the themes of their cover concerts? they are so real for that #still thinking about their latest halloween costume being greta gerwig barbie and raven as ken kenny as barbie #jimmy as alan and marj as weird barbie #SO HARD #but this was too real for me #i'm sorry i had to share i needed you to know that cd has so much range when theyre free from e they act Crazy its so good #ravenstan was humiliated but anything for shell

[faffreux]

it's weird to be attracted to an ugly frog like wtf is even your taste in men

i won't argue with you about whether or not fawful is ugly but it is weird yes, i agree

i have long accepted that i am weird

#i'm sorry i had to publish this one bc it's worded so funny #thanks for giving me another ask to add to my funny anon asks folder on my desktop #asks

[milfspiggy]

#polls #bullying #tumblr polls #poll #idk what the fuck to tags things as ever shrug #basically i was super super suspicious of anyone who ever asked me out by the time i got into high school #simply because it had happened so many times before #i just assumed no one would ever want to date me for real and that i was so comically disgusting that it was funny to pretend #anyways if this happened to you i'm sorry!! i hope things are better now

[spiderversegf]

the pain is neverending...........but so is the swag 🫡

#sorry for swagposting i just think its so funny to say and now its a vocal stim #my gf: i'm in love with you! me: SWAG!!!!!! #anyway ives told me to post this so here we are. and if u see it u must rb it or else 🔪 /j #🍜 #🪲 #🦠

[suiheisen]

you think YOU had a bad day at work?

bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera

#this is now my FAVOURITE game i've watched in real life knocking the game misconduct one off the number one rank #he was so annoyed the entire game and so annoying about it :') #he kept shrieking away on the bench and i couldn't hear a word from where i was seated #but you could just hear this constant yipping away dhfsgfkjshgfsjf PLEASE it was so funny your 36-year-old babygirl was BARKING #drew kept sitting there like... is mom okay... i don't think mom's okay... #also extremely good for me (since he wasn't really hurt) was the whumpfest of it all oh my god what ancient gods did he anger......... #geno kept Hovering in concern #po kept giving him little shoulder pats the way a sweet brave babyboy would try his best to soothe a rabid little dog #ek of course kept trying to slide right inside him and also kept skating up to him and STARING him in the face in concern/lust/both #also guys this is my first time in canada ever!!!!!!!! i'm excited #anyway. very good game for me sorry for this post but you know i love a #long post #sidney crosby #evgeni malkin #pittsburgh penguins #also!!! to all who celebrate #ramadan kareem/eid mubarak #<333 staying with a friend here through the eid celebration and they've been cooking and everything smells so good

[simplenefelibata]

as much as i love sam knowing about destiel before dean does, there's something about "i mean yeah my brother and his angel best friend are really weird about each other, live together, co-parent a kid, nearly kill themselves every time the other is gone, stand too close and stare at the other's mouth while they talk, but i mean to each their own i guess??" that's so special to me

#it's just so funny #and when it finally clics he's like #OH #that... explains a lot actually #he's so committed to believe dean's heterosexual act #and you know what i respect sam for it #if the dude says he's straight then it doesn't matter he stares at men lusting! he's STRAIGHT. #i'm sam btw #i had a friend who told me for 6 months he was straights while he performed in my face Telephone by Lady Gaga #and also knew the entire loona lore #but he said he was STRAIGHT okay #i had the audacity (or the politeness ig) to act surprised when he came out #i'm rambling #sorry #destiel #dean winchester #castiel #supernatural #spn #casdean #sam winchester

[silicon14blog]

Only played the demo so far, but when I heard the reason non-rescue corps castaways were on PNF-404, this image came into my mind.

#pikmin #pikmin 4 #pikmin memes #meme #wow cool robot #olimar #captain olimar #I'm sorry but it's still funny to me that they heard an SOS signal and went #that sounds like a good place to visit! #really hope I can get the full game soon #pnf-404 #1k #2k #3k

[sharlinefreire]

ok, there's a famous meme in brazil about house md and i don't know if there is an english version for this meme, so i'll try to translate as best i can:

every episode of house md is like

> the patient arrives the hospital.

> the patient is a prostitute or a religious fanatic.

> dr. house attends the patient. she's very sick.

“dr. house, we don't know what to do!! she's bleeding from her eyes!!”

“do the exams, you idiot”

> dr. house will talk with the patient.

“you're stupid. fuck you.”

“dr. house, i hate youuu!! please heal meeee!!”

> cameron, chase and foreman come back to the room.

“dr. house, all the exams were negative. she's gonna die in 2 hours if we do nothing!! will be game over for her.”

“hmmm... game over... oh, there's a gameboy in her ass, that's the problem!”

“dr. house, you're an idiot, but we will check if there really is a gameboy in her ass.”

> they found the gameboy in her ass.

“oh my god, dr. house!! you were right. how did you know that?”

“the gameboys pikachu edition released in 1997 had an iodine-based battery, which if inserted in the butt makes your eyes bleed”

> the patient, cured, enters in the room.

“i was wrong about you, dr. house”

“fuck you, you're a whore! life is pain!!”

> dr. house go to lunch and flirt with dr. wilson <3

> the end.

#this is so funny to me #i'm so sorry #house md #hate crimes md #hilson #gregory house #james wilson #allison cameron #robert chase #eric foreman #dr house #dr wilson #english is not my first language #memes #lol #life is pain

[rythyme]

is anyone gonna tell f1 tumblr that the first ever live action omegaverse show is a sports drama about gay racecar drivers. because that feels like something they'd want to know.

#did they intentionally schedule the premiere the same day as the las vegas gran prix #bc if so that's SO funny #''happy race day! here's episode 1! i know we said it wasn't omegaverse but um. we lied ❤️'' #f1 #las vegas gp #las vegas gp 2023 #formula 1 #pit babe the series #lgbt drama #thai drama #pit babe #sorry i just cannot handle this in silence. if I'm gonna lose my mind over this then I'm taking you all down with me #omegaverse #theo.txt #100 #500 #1k #pbts #2k

[chiricat]

ryomina demons are winning

#does anyone here like them idk. theyre funny #putting off finishing p3re to draw these so i don't have to be sad just yet #cat’s art #ryomina #ryoji mochizuki #makoto yuki #minato arisato #p3 #persona 3 #p3re #p3 reload #sorry for traditional sketch stuff... idk i just feel like i do better on paper even tho its literally the same style #like i can just get the lines better on paper. i think my brush is probably too thick digitally if i'm having this problem lol #makoto makes me so emo u guys have no idea. i didn't quite get this guy in the beginning but now... #full force understanding of a character. hes. he :( (incoherent sobbing) #tag ramble again SORRY I UEBRO4Y39NRMFMT #oh yeah the period thing going around is so funny. PERSONA 3 PERIOD SIMULATOR

[somewhereincairparavel]

a little thought to ruin your day: After Piper broke up with Jason, he had to deal with his heartache all by himself, isolated in a mortal boarding school with nobody to comfort him. No family. No friends.

#I hope your day is ruined #bc mine is #This man gives me a heartache it's not even funny anymore. Like it's just one after the other for him tumbling down. #I can imagine Jason looking out the windowsill all sad :( omgg #He loved piper so much :( #He basically died for her even after they became exes #I just wanna wrap him in a fluffy blanket #It's kinda hard for me to not resent Piper for this sorry. #I mean #I'm glad she didnt cheat on him or smth and just broke up w him to not play w his feelings #But yeah. Still pretty upset. They'd been dating for a year at that point. So Jason must've had it pretty bad. #pjo #jason grace #pjo hoo #pjo fandom #percy jackson #pjo series #pjo hoo toa #pjo toa #toa #piper mclean #hazel levesque #leo valdez #annabeth chase #frank zhang

[suits-of-woe]

the two gentlemen of verona is fun because it's (maybe) shakespeare's first play and there are a lot of elements in it (julia dressing up as a boy to serve the guy she's in love with, valentine's banishèd speech, etc) that you can tell he's sort of testing out and will refine later in better plays. but it's ALSO the only play in the canon with a dog in it. which leads me to conclude that dealing with crab was such an absolute nightmare in production that for the rest of his entire 36-play-long career shakespeare was like "holy fuck never again"

#sorry for twogents posting again but. feels good. feels organic #i'm sure one of my professors would know if this is true but let me believe it. it's so funny #he wrote a BEAR but never another dog #two gentlemen of verona #shakespeare #mine

[dailyedgeworth]

today, i finally finished the second nmweek prompt, truth!!!!!!!!!

#THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME IM SORRY #GENUINELY I HAD THIS IDEA WHILE GETTING READY FOR BED AND HAD TO DRAW IT #MAN it's. six am #i'm going to bed............. #goodnight #nmweek23 #wrightworth #narumitsu #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #naruhodo ryuchi #mitsurugi reji

[beastwhimsy]

girls are so awesome

#ID in alt text #roblox #regretevator #ITS GOT ME IN ITS GRIPS ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH #I like these two. they are funny #bive #split #spive #spive regretevator #bive regretevator #split regretevator #I COULDNT FIT SPLITS TAIL SORRY. CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME #I'm 18 now so I have to amp up the silliness to combat the Old. its my job

[wardingshout]

Viridian trainers for day 5 of spesilverweek! they are my most beloved but Lance is a cursed character who is impossible to draw or portray in any way to me

#idk what's up with him but I have smth like 20 different scrapped things that contains these 3 #and yet I almost always finish my doodles of just Yellow and Silver.... sorry Lance #he's such a funny guy to me esp as part of this trio I'm sorry I always give up on you #anyway yeah no I'm so late bc I wasn't happy with this so I wanted to draw smth else but I was doing chwismas today and was too tired #so I stayed up late doing nothing... #I so badly wanted to shit on Green's dumb cape too (affectionate) #spesilverweek #pokespe #pokespe silver #my art #pokespe yellow #pokespe lance #I'm just gonna tag everyone like that I guess #anyway I feel like having a Viridian trainers prompt was a gift to my soul but I rly struggled I'm so sorry guys one day... #pokemon