#ik it’s hes all that not he’s the man shhhh

[suguwu]

(Shhhh I’m not here) ik u said she was “sweet but a bit silly” but………

Suguru picking his wife bc she didn’t know her place around you; was a bit too snide, too smug when he bothered to give her a dance, smirk a bit too sharp aimed at you as she managed to whisk him away. And though she put on a pretty face in front of him and Satoru, she was a fool to think his ears couldn’t hear those ladies’ tea parties where she would sneer and scoff about your inappropriate closeness to him.

Anything that thinks it can part him from you and Satoru, that dares to think itself of higher regard than you, deserves what it gets, really.

(Of course, hypocrite he is, Suguru himself had ensured the spread of those murmurings long before that lovely wife of his even came of age. They keep you so tamed, so nice and close, easy to leash when every peer in the ton whispers about how you’ll snatch another bachelor into your web if given the chance. In such circumstances anyone would prefer the company of their husband and his schoolyard friend alone in the small, remote manor of a viscount)

plu beloved!!! hi <3 (is what i would say if you were here)

this is insane. i love it so much oh my god. suguru seeing exactly how awful she is while ignoring that he has done the same. after all, he does it to keep you—she does it because she thinks she's better. he cannot let that stand.

it makes it easy, really. the hardest part is courting her. marrying her. even the scent of her perfume makes his nose crinkle, desperate for the faintest hint of yours or satoru's cologne. but if nothing else, suguru is a man of action, of purpose. he has made himself swallow down much worse through the years.

(the worst is how you try to grow cold to him. he won't allow it, but he hasn't had to yank your leash in years, now. still, something in him is deeply pleased at the way it upsets you, for it proves you care.)

he stays his course with a steady hand. his wife dies, as she must. as she deserves.

he will never question that.

#🪴.ask #plu.🪷 #bridgerton!stsg #yandere tw

[4suitedplayingcard]

Various Punch Out Headcanons I have that I felt the need to share or else my brain would explode :p

All of the boxers (who didn't originally live in New York) pretty much just live in hell NY now cuz of their boxing career. They do visit their families during vacation and all that, but for the most part, they just stay in New York.

Piston Hondo finds it hard to make friends with people who are around the same age as him and younger because he finds them harder to understand/relate to (and also a bit more judgemental), so he mostly hangs out w/ people who are much older than him, with the only exception being Great Tiger.

King Hippo thinks that most beds are uncomfortable and will sleep pretty much anywhere except on a bed. On the floor, the couch, a pile of leaves, a comically small pillow, etc etc.

Aran Ryan has a bad habit of eating non edible objects out of intrusive thinking (and also spite sometimes), he's eaten things ranging from twigs to hand sanitizer to cigarette butts and has been sent to the hospital a couple of times because of it.

Don Flamenco is obsessed with skincare, mostly due to the fact that he looks like a middle aged man with his toupee off. The second he gets his paycheck, he immediately spends most of it on various scrubs and lotions. He even almost went bankrupt on numerous occasions because of it

Bear Hugger had been friends with Ms. Bear even since he was 12 years old. He found her all alone in the forest on a snowy day when she was a baby and his parents agreed to keep her until they find her a new home (which obviously didn't work out)

Super Macho Man is a nepo baby. His mother was a movie actor while his father was also a heavyweight boxer, which caused him to get a lot of attention from not only his peers at school, but also media outlets too.

Glass Joe has terrible eyesight and mostly uses contact lenses wherever he goes, though he does occasionally wear glasses sometimes (mostly at home or whenever he's run out of contacts).

Bald Bull is VERY reluctant to touch, even the slightest little bump in can cause him to flip out. He only makes this exception to people who are super close to him, but even then, he doesn't want any physical contact for too long or he’ll start to lose it.

Even though Von Kaiser wasn't actually apart of a war, he was enrolled in a boot camp for a few years of his life. It was hell and he still has nightmares about it to this day…

No matter how much sleep he gets, Great Tiger usually ends up sleepy at some point during the day. He's tried every to get him to sleep better, drinking warm milk, staying away from electronics an hour before bed, taking melatonin, but he still ends up tired in the middle of the day sometimes and it drives him mad.

Y'know those scientist that you see in Soda Popinski’s title defense slideshow? Well those are kind of his dads. He was left on the doorsteps of a lab when he was a baby, and all of the people in the facility have been taking care of him ever since.

Disco Kid has a brother a few months younger than him who used to be the boxer known as Kid Quick. They both started Boxing at around 18, but Kid Quick ended up quitting early in his career to focus on something more mundane. (Yea ik I made a lil shitpost drawing a few weeks ago about Kid Quick being pre-transition Disco Kid but shhhh-)

Mr. Sandman is the only boxer in the entire organization that's not only married, but also has a kid. He has a wife named Alena and a daughter named Chelsea, they all live with Sandman in NYC. :)

#theres like 2 of these which are just me projecting and i h8 it lol #punch out #punch out!! #glass joe #von kaiser #disco kid #king hippo #piston hondo #bear hugger #great tiger #don flamenco #aran ryan #soda popinski #bald bull #super macho man #mr sandman #ace.txt

[m4ndysk4nkovich]

Omg your headcanons are adorable 🥺🥺 do you have more Gallagher ones?

DO I HAVE MORE GALLAGHER ONES??

yes. yes i do.

also thank you!

so idk if you mean pre-canon or like post-canon or whatever so i’m just doing in general (mostly pre-canon though because it’s what i do best)

monica delivered debbie on the same table that debbie delivered franny on.

mickey got his iconic knuckle tattoos in his cousin’s basement when he was twelve and the tattoos got infected as fuck. he almost cried when he got them done but couldn’t because terry was watching him get it done. (ik you said gallagher and i was going to delete this one but mickey’s a gallagher at this point)

ian was very active as a child and has broken an almost concerning amount of bones. he broke his first bone at two while at daycare and from then on it wasn’t an uncommon thing for ian to get hurt.

ian’s the reason everyone calls lip ‘lip’. up until ian could talk, he was just phillip, but when ian began talking, he couldn’t pronounce phillip and insisted on lip. eventually there was a double meaning for it, that he would never shut his lips or some shit, but really it was just because of ian’s refusal to say lip’s name.

when monica got pregnant and gave birth to ian, she knew he was clayton’s kid (which is why she named him ian clayton gallagher), but once he was fourteen or fifteen and found out that frank wasn’t his father, she had done so many drugs and fried so many brain cells that she forgot.

debbie has watched barbie five times since it came out. she’s obsessed.

fiona comes back to chicago for a little while because of frank’s death, but once she leaves, she unfortunately doesn’t visit again for a while. she calls a lot, but she hates being back in chicago and begs her siblings to come and see her in miami. there comes a point where she refuses to return all together and just doesn’t for a few years (they still go see her in miami, though) but she eventually gets over it and returns to chicago.

one day (in 2023), sheila calls fiona, having realized that she still has her number, and asks about her the kids, when fiona informs her about what has happened in the past eight years, she’s shocked, and a bit upset. when fiona informs her of frank’s death, she’s astonished that fucking covid killed him.

lip is entirely responsible for ian breaking his collarbone at tweleve. he most likely forced ian to do something stupid like climb a tree or some shit and ian fell and got injured and ian still covered for lip when fiona asked what the fuck happened.

monica would always somehow find a way to get them a christmas tree, despite the cost (she seduced the guy who owned the christmas tree farm… shhhh) and was the type of person to start celebrating christmas on november 1st and keep the tree up until march

there is a photo album with baby pictures of the gallagher’s and a few home videos. this information is shocking to tami, sandy, and mickey, but the gallagher’s aren’t too shocked by it. yeah, the videos and photos were a bit of a luxury for them but still. they didn’t have the money to get the camera, but monica had got the camera from a garage sale and would randomly record unimportant things.

one year for halloween, lip dressed up as iron man and ian dressed up as captain america.

carl and debbie tried to convince fiona to get a puppy several times, but each time they failed. fiona didn’t trust carl with any animal other than a fish or a turtle because she was convinced he would hurt or kill it. he probably would, but he was insulted by the accusation.

every gallagher sibling has called fiona ‘mom’ accidentally at one point

#shameless #shameless headcanons #fiona gallagher #lip gallagher #ian gallagher #debbie gallagher #carl gallagher #liam gallagher shameless #mickey milkovich #monica gallagher #frank gallagher #sheila jackson #tami tamietti #sandy milkovich #shameless us #clayton gallagher

[hypnogogyc]

Since you are THE Oliver banks artist (to me atleast) thoughts on the fact Oliver and Jane Prentis worked at the same crystal/tarrot shop? I don’t think they knew eachother all that wel or anything but god there’s something so intresting about having these avatars all be so closely connected

(Love your Oliver design btw:) )

Oh that is the highest honor i hold to my chest id like to thank lilnan for the trustfall comic that broke my brain and started me on this path.

AND THANK YOU FOR THIS ASK!!!

First of all as characters alone they went very different paths towards their entities and that makes sense considering the Corruption requires a life to infest, where the End is. You know. I stand by my “all avatars succumbed to their entity by fleeing from another”(like Elias to the eye fearing the end) i think Oliver ran from the end and found comfort in the end but in a new light. Jane I think always did have the fear of corruption with her blackhead paranoia and bullying but i feel she really feared the lonely. Her self mutilation in mortality is her way of doing something about the rejection she experienced, even if it didn’t really help anything. She first fears corruption because all her life she was demeaned for filth, and grew up thinking she was rotting inside everyday. Her choice to then change from picking at her skin in self disgust to loving her pock marks because they held home to something that needed her as much as she needed it is hard to not understand at least a little why she’s so elated.

Also the timeline matches up for working the same time.. (oliver is spotted there 2013, jane isnt discovered by cops til march 2014. Ik janes statement only says he came in while she worked n stared at her but. Shhhh) i think they got on rather well. They were both people desperately trying to find relief and hoping something would just finally click in place and they would belong. Jane was rejected from what she centered her life around (just having any connection. Any acceptance, both in herself and everyone else.) and so was Oliver (from life itself. The society he was born into, the events of his life. It was just all too much at once and the lack of childhood info on him from his mortal statement and only the statement towards jon later i think feeds into the idea of him not really even wanting to live on in memory.)

Oliver looks up to Jane for her wisdom when he meets her as a man with some bad dreams here and there and she’s a woman with some pretty terribly dealt with anxiety, which he could relate to. I think he’d talk to her about meditation, trying to find presence in your own body, but she had a very bad reaction to that. He apologizes and she accepts his treat for her lunch break when he comes back into work with an extra sandwich and soup. He sees her unsteadiness in much in life but she’s different with the crystals and cards. She speaks fondly of every gemstone’s meanings and properties, makes a secret drawer for all the gems shaped in such a way she couldn’t handle not being able to buy it herself. She teaches him Tarot, he picks it up quick. He tells her that he thinks the gems suit her. Jane smiles a bit stiffly and says thanks. He clarifies he meant it suiting her as a person, as she was very attuned. She smiles wide and says thanks again, this one natural.

Jane disliked Oliver at first. Self loathing without relief often turns outwards, and he was polite and well spoken and handsome and even had the nerve to be friendly with her. Incessantly. Shes slow to trust. She has to be. She’s played this song and dance and it has to be pity or obligation. She likes her job because for her role she is no longer Jane Prentiss. She’s a store clerk with a nearly encyclopedic knowledge of it’s wares. Oliver offers guided meditation, she has a hard time saying no. It ends badly. He’s apologetic and Jane just doesn’t understand it. The next day he buys her lunch as a apology. Material loss from him (and she knew exactly what his paycheck was and it was NOT lofty. It was only lunch but. Still.) and then the loneliness can’t bear it anymore. She keeps herself from delusions that someone like him would take such genuine interest in her that wasn’t just someone who was overly friendly and didn’t want tension with a coworker. But then they bond slowly. Jane teaches him to read tarot on a slow day. Its just a basic reading but he drinks in her words intently. It strikes her suddenly that this man not only tolerated her as a coworker. He respected her. He really truly felt what she was saying was valuable information. She’s giddy and teaches him more advanced spreads. Oliver has to eventually ask for a break and she apologizes for not realizing and getting carried away and he laughs and says no that was amazing. I’m so glad i could see so much of what you can. She’s thrilled, they go drinking at nights (Oliver is the sober driver).

But then Oliver becomes more despondent. He talks less about his nightmares to her but obviously still has them. She can’t help the paranoia come back. She never did receive closure for being abandoned time and time again. She didn’t expect it now. This final straw is when she catches him staring. THAT was a look she knew. Pity. She picks at her skin worse and worse. Oliver takes over when Jane doesn’t show up for a few days, and he’s walked past her house enough to see the roots and understand what’s happened.

#tma #tma hc #THANK UUUUU #jane prentiss #oliver banks #interrogation

[thebruhb0i]

Songs that I think fit Sans's!

so- I have some songs that fit- any sans ik in the fandom I'm in!

This is my op- so let's begin-

Ink's Song(s?): Are You Satisfied?, Anti-Hero (UNDERVERSE *COUGH COUGH*), Numb Little Bug, Dumb (lalalala- everyone is Dumbb- lalalalala-... sorry)... I can't handle change, Romantic Homicide

Error's Song(s?): Do you wanna know (I'm not sure but it might), R U Mine?, Saline Solution, Click Bait (Step ManiaX!), Romantic Homicide

Geno's song(s?): Pitty party, Atlantis, Here With Me, I Can't handle Change, Out of my League, Summertime sadness, The scientist (Coldplayyyy), Swear, I won't leave you, Drift away

Outer's Songs: REWRITE THE STARS! (WHY DONT WE REWRITE THE STARS! WUJW S OAHWO), Yellow, Somewhere only we know, Fireflies (you might not believe your eyes! If ten million fireflies light up the world as I fell asleep!), Everybody wants to rule the world, It's a beautiful day (U2 made this song- it's a beautiful dayyy!), Star boy (LOOK WHAT YOU DONE! HA HA HA HA! HA HA! IM A MOOTHERFOOCKING STAR BOY!), Summertime sadness... (hmm- if OuterKiller was an angst then add this song :3)

Bill (Sans's) songs: WELCOME TO THE INTERNET! (No duh- he makes deals so it makes sense-), we'll meet again (Gravity Falls reference ppl)...

Ccino's Songs: Strawberry cow, Go Kitty Go, Surf, Hot Milk (Animation memes are killing meeeee even sashley whoisaamazinganimaterandalsoRoxy), honey pie

Cross's Songs: Out of my League, Bones (Ba dum shhhh- hehe- imagine dragons), Honey pie (<- This is put here for fricking SIMPS), Haunted, Ghost (I don't believe on ghost-), Ocean eyes (man-), Stressed out, Human (Very nice song), Rather be (<- *inhale* EPICCROSS), silence, Easy Come Easy Go, shelter, Pusher, Break us all

Thats it for now- idk anymore sans's that fix Songs so imma listen for some songs-

#Sans AU's that fit songs #Sans #Undertale #Sans Au #Undertale Au #Don't ask- I was bored

[misuser-of-the-speaking-weight]

enjoy this incredibly low quality meme bc i’m pissed

#i feel like netflix’s homophobia is showing.. #also why tf do we need a third kissing booth?? #the first one was bad enough! #and now there’s three! #i am not okay with this #ianowt #the society #dare me #julie and the phantoms #jatp #after #after 3 #the kissing booth #the kissing booth 3 #he’s all that #ik it’s hes all that not he’s the man shhhh #netflix #lgbtq+ #i have no in particular reason for using adora i just don’t like drake #luna says stuff

[lunaastoir]

fluff/relationships w the mondstadt crew

characters included: diluc, kaeya, and jean

gn! reader as always <3

tw: fluff??? domesticity??? crack??? ideal relationships w people who will never be real??? also mentions of alcohol!

an: so i’m back w a sequel to my “fluff/relationships w the liyue crew” since you guys seemed to really like it <3 thank you my heart is literally melting 😩 this post was getting too long so i excluded some of the characters but expect a part. 2 (more like part 3 but part 2 to the mondstadt version)! 

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diluc

man. this MAN.

that’s it, that’s the headcanon. 

he would literally be the most doting lover in the softest ways

SUCH a soft romantic like you thought you knew love??? nah this man will show you what love is

will constantly leave you things around the winery to convey his silent thank you’s and appreciation for you putting up with him being busy for most of the day

it’s always the most thoughtful things ever too like-

you mentioned how nice it would be to have some fresh lemonade with the hotter weather outside but it was too late in the day to actually go to the market in search of fresh lemons 

the next day you walked downstairs only to be greeted with a pitcher of cool lemonade with a side of lemon bars

there was a note attached to the handle of the pitcher <3 

“i recall you mentioning how lemonade would be perfect for the warmer weather so i decided to make some for you this morning. i hope it’s still cool by the time you drink it. love, d” 

pls sir your hand in marriage

he secretly loves it when you usher him to bed after waking up in the dead of night to see him working by candlelight on reports 

soft hands on his cheeks gently whispering about how, it’s been far too long and come to bed, darling and there will be time for this in the morning

his protests are light given the dark purple hues under his crimson eyes but he’ll still make a little fuss 

don’t let this man fool you tho he’s so so touched that you care enough to check up on him and drag him to bed!!

sometimes on the days he has a bit more free time, the two of you will quickly grab your dinners and race to the highest spot in the winery to watch the setting sun

these moments are always filled with laughter, something you’ve found you’re easily able to pull out of diluc, simply because it’s you 

uncontrollable sobbing

he would let you paint his nails black like the angsty man he is 

frankly he would let you do anything to him if it makes you happy <3 

ok but wait diluc w bLACK NAILS?? AND RINGS??? i would die on the spot ⚰️

on the topic of makeup, this man is surprisingly really good w it 

i like to think he learned after practicing on kaeya when they were younger bc kaeya was really into makeup

you found out after babysitting klee one day and trying failing to draw eyeliner on the sweet girl after her “big brother ‘bedo!”

you hastily grabbed some wipes, gently wiping off the messed up design before attempting to dive back in 

diluc however, had some down time so he decided to check up on his favorite chaotic duo 

only to be met with a pile of dirtied makeup wipes, your frustrated expression, and klee’s growing jitteriness 

swiftly moving to your side, he quietly asked if you needed help 

you glanced up quizzically before handing him the eyeliner, already looking around to find more makeup wipes when this inevitably goes wrong 

to your utter surprise tho the eyeliner is perfect??? two perfect winged lines??? in less than a minute??? WHAT

you just stood there like 😦 before diluc got back up and handed you the eyeliner 

you were short-circuiting, klee was ecstatic, diluc was worried about you 

ok last thing abt diluc 

crack! warning but the both of you like lowkey pranking kaeya 

for diluc it’s revenge on his annoying brother; for you it’s good - natured sibling rivalry fun 

every time the two of you see kaeya, one of you always swipes something of his 

small things really, it could be a pen or a handkerchief

one time, diluc swiped kaeya’s spare eyepatch and from the looks of it, kaeya’s only spare black eyepatch bc he was frantically looking for it yk he’s desperate when he even asked diluc if he saw it

the two of you spent an hour nearly laughing your asses off 

all in all, life w him is so sweet 

kaeya

pretty boy? pretty boy. 

while i can’t guarantee stability, life would never be boring w this man that’s for sure

piggy back rides 🗣 piggy back rides 🗣 piggy back rides 

he LOVES it, the feel of you on his back while he’s walking around mondstadt most likely carrying you to your commission 

he finds it comforting especially since he can hear the rumble of your voice against him while you recount stories, or just babble on about everything under the sun 

he is SO dramatic so obviously when y’all reach the site of the commission he has to kill all the monsters even tho the both of you agreed to split it up evenly 

he makes quick work of his set before stealing some of yours much to your chagrin 

you scold him but can you really be mad at him when he looks drop dead gorgeous freezing the hilichurls the answer is no, no you cannot be

oh my god ok wait-

he does this thing where he tries to spook you in public 

so say you’re getting groceries at the mondstadt general store

you round the corner just minding your own business, looking around, taking in the sunshine 

and suddenly you just hear someone drop in behind you but before you can register anything you hear a soft “boo” and hands circle your waist 

you jump SIKE let’s be honest you shrieked 

meanwhile kaeya’s just laughing his ass off 

you can hear his rich peals of laughter while you attempt to regain your bearings 

he does this so often you SHOULD be used to it but you really aren’t bc mans is SNEAKY-

he cards his fingers in your hair whenever you’re speaking 

he doesn’t know why, it’s just a cute habit and he finds the feel of his fingers in your hair soothing

oH on the topic of comfort, kaeya really likes resting two fingers on the back of your neck???

ik he seems like the type to throw his arm around your shoulder which yes he totally is but during more serious conversations his hand automatically seeks out the warmth of your neck 

your neck feels amazing especially during the warmer months due to his chilly fingers contrasting with your warm skin  

he likes that he’s able to access such a vulnerable part of you and you would willingly let him 

HE GETS YOU MATCHING OUTFITS

no i will NOT take criticism on this i just kNOW he’s that type of guy

it would be those stupid “i’m his” and “they’re mine” sweatshirts like BYE 

it’s so cringy but for some reason it’s oddly adorable and you truly despise it but you can’t seem to say no whenever he asks 

you pretend to ignore the look of pity diluc throws your way whenever he sees you like this

kaeya really loves accessories so i think he would be the type to give you a promise ring or something similar to show that he truly does care for you 

he would brush it off, flirting a little like usual before handing you the ring 

with the way his cheeks softly darken though, you know he’s being genuine 

TICKLE FIGHTS ik i mentioned this for childe but shhhh

he has tickle fingers??? his hands just loOK like they’re itching to tickle someone so you’ll most likely be the unfortunate victim 

he will not show you mercy. at all. he’ll tickle you until there are tears streaming from your eyes, your face is hot, and your voice is hoarse from laughing so damn hard 

it gives him such a rush of serotonin its SO CUTE 

i feel like this goes without saying but he’s super into pda,,, anything and everything is on the table 

hand holding? duh. ass grabs? ofc. carrying you bridal style around mondstadt? why not 

ik he’s typically very playful but once the relationship reaches a certain stage, he’ll slowly start to let down the walls that surround his facade 

very very slowly show you the more realistic parts of him 

the real, damaged pieces of his soul 

he’ll be carefully monitoring your reaction though, any sign of fear or disgust will have him recoiling within himself again and you most likely will never see his true nature ever again 

SO BE CAREFUL 👹

once you’ve seen the parts of him he’s offered to you, the hushed whispers of his past, and the uncertain lines of his future, he will take off his eyepatch 

pretends like he’s not super nervous but he’s SWEATING- 

the prettiest thing you’ve ever seen though hands down 

you can understand why he covers it up but you would like it if he felt comfortable enough to take off the eyepatch occasionally when he’s with you 

also!!! sleeps with his eyepatch side facing you (in the event he wears it to bed) 

if this happens you KNOW he trusts you bc it’s his blindside <3 

anyways life w kaeya will never be boring but he is a very complicated man 

stay with him though, i promise it’ll be worth it 

jean

the key to jean’s heart is coffee and food 

GET HER COFFEE AND FOOD

i am begging you she deserves it 😭

the poor woman works so hard bc the knights are so mf understaffed, this is literally the best way you can ever show her your love and appreciation when she has work

she will MELT if you have a hot shower and dinner waiting for her when she inevitably returns later than she promised

will completely refuse at first with, “you did not have to do this, it’s too much” but shush her as you shOULD bc she deserves the entire world 

she’s the definition of “you do something for me, i’ll return the favor ten times grander”

you leave a flower on her desk bc it reminded you of her??? you’ll wake up to find a whole bouquet of the prettiest windwheel asters you’ve ever seen the next morning along with a thank you note

she’s so sweet BYE

she gets flustered extremely easily so you obviously use this as an opportunity to tease her 

when you’re in public rest your hand on her waist and inch it higher until your hand is underneath her shirt and in contact with her warm skin 

she’ll actually short-circuit its quite adorable 

sometimes y’all will be cuddling and you’ll hear whispers of her insecurities 

“am i a good grand master? will i ever be as valiant as vanessa?”

reassure her!!! tell her that she doesn’t need to be like vanessa, she’s already amazing as jean 

if you haven’t seen her in awhile, track her down and schedule a lunch date 

she never misses appointments and if it’s for you, she’ll gladly make time to see you even if she has to stay up even later than usual 

OH-

GIVE HER MASSAGES 

she has so much tension and the sorest muscles from hunching over papers and running around on errands 

if you sneak into her office and quietly stand behind her before gently pushing down on the sore tendons of her neck, she’ll genuinely fall over on her desk 

so make sure you steady her 😀

after you feel how tight her muscles are though, you drag her to barbara bc she needs a healer asap 😭

while most of your time is spent in her office - you helping out in the ways you can while jean is overseeing knight duties - you still have your fair share of life outside of the favonius headquarters

jean never likes to sit still so whenever you have free time, the both of you head off looking for monsters to clear

bouken da bouken???

adventuring w jean is seriously the funnest thing you could ever do 

it’s just non-stop you accidentally getting into trouble and her having to come help you 

even tho the both of you are dead tired after fighting, what? 20 hilichurl camps now??? the laughter and joy in your eyes shows how you both truly loved every minute of it

it’s both a stress reliever, good fun, and a work-out <3

you’re definitely prone to getting dragged to angel’s share w kaeya 

kaeya and jean sometimes hang out after work at the tavern so inevitably you’re dragged along too 

all three of you are drunk out of your minds which just makes everything a MILLION times funnier 

kaeya slurring over his words makes the two of you start cackling endlessly while diluc just shakes his head making sure to not give you more wine despite your pleas 

angel’s share ft. kaeya and bartender diluc are always the best times fr fr 

life with her literally feels like y’all are married 

so much domesticity it’s so NICE ALJDKSFH

your house is always so clean and the color scheme is impeccable bc jean has such a good eye 

you have a chore schedule 😎 but it almost never works out bc jean ends up doing everything without you knowing- 

you always confront her abt it and she’s like 😁 “i had some time so i did them! no worries tho” like i- time??? where bitc-

oH- she has amazing style so you can bet shopping w her is literally the best experience 

she takes you to all of the hidden gems some places lisa recommended and helps you pick out things 

will 100% get really blushy if you come out in something and ask her for her opinion tho she’s literally the cutest

basically jean is a sweet girl who deserves the entirety of teyvat that is all. 

thanks for reading! if you have any requests don’t hesitate to send them in <3 

#genshin impact #genshin #genshin jean #genshin kaeya #genshin diluc #jean x reader #kaeya x reader #diluc x reader #genshin jean x reader #genshin kaeya x reader #genshin diluc x reader #jean #kaeya #kaeya alberich #diluc #diluc ragnvindr #kaeya alberich x reader #diluc ragnivindr x reader #kaeya-x-reader #jean-x-reader #diluc-x-reader #genshin headcanons #genshin imagines #genshin scenarios #genshin impact headcanons #genshin impact imagines #genshin impact scenarios

[thiccchurro]

When He Makes You Breakfast~

⚘ Warnings: None Tooth rotting fluff, the sweet sappy stuff, Reader-chan literally melting

⚘ A/n: Ik it's short but it's 3 am and I couldn't sleep without putting this idea into words. Also umm if u feel like it lemme know if my sleep-deprived ass needs to edit anything lol cuz I probably do

⚘ pairing: Shouto Todoroki x Reader-chan

・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。

"Ughhh."

You grumbled as you made grabby hands at the spot on the bed where Shouto should've been.

"Shou-touuuuu"

You groaned and rolled out of bed, rubbing the sleepiness from your eyes.

Your feet hit the floor, and you shivered at the contact as your shrugged of your blanket. You dragged yourself over to the closet and rummaged through the various articles of clothing before picking out the one that suited you best; Shouto's favorite hoodie.

You slipped on the oversized sweatshirt and pulled at the sleeves a little bit before dragging yourself once more towards the kitchen.

You trudged into the kitchen quietly, slipping out just barely from behind the wall to see your S/o swaying his hips to some music while rotating between the eggs, bacon, and pancakes he had sizzling, and you giggled.

Shouto turned around to give you his signature soft grin.

"Morning sleepy head~" He teased.

"Morning."

Yeah, you should probably be mad at this man for leaving you so early in the morning. You should be scolding him for not cuddling you before getting up. But right now, as you watched your lover sway across the room, the only thing you were thinking about was the fact that he was all yours.

Nobody else gets to see this side of him. He's reserved for you. And to be honest, you fall in love with him again every time you see that cheeky smile or hear that teasing lilt in his voice.

You slipped across the kitchen to attach yourself to your S/o, wrapping yourself around him in a hug from behind. You danced across the kitchen together as you buried your head into his back.

"So your not mad at me for getting up early today love?"

You giggled softly.

"I tried to be, but you make it so hard."

"I do my best."

Shouto chuckled and reached to prod at your face.

"Open up, tell me if they're good."

He shoved a piece of a pancake into your mouth, and you chewed it as thoughtfully as possible.

The pancake practically melted in your mouth.

"Ugh, delicious as always! What do you put in your pancakes?!"

He smirked.

"Welllll it's a top-secret family recipe, but I guess since your technically family..."

You started melting with the pancake when he said that.

"A tiny bit of black molasses and extra vanilla."

"Really, it's that simple?"

"Mhm."

"But it makes such a big difference!"

He shoved another piece of pancake into your mouth.

"I know, now shut up and let me cook."

"Bu-"

"Shhhh, you're disturbing the pancake's development process."

You should be scolding him, but your not because it's impossible to stay mad at someone as devilishly angelic as Shouto Todoroki, whether you like it or not.

[Unedited]

#shouto headcanons #shouto todoroki #Grammarly hates me #todoroki shouto #shouto x reader #todoroki x reader #shouto fluff #shoto todoroki fluff #shouto todoroki fluff #why are there two ways to spell shouto #mha fluff #bnha fluff #mha x reader #bnha x reader #bnha scenarios #mha scenarios #Dont disturb pancakes >:(

[ask-the-hottest-people-on-earth]

❝ ILL MARRY A WEALTHY MAN! ❞ — ;

“ VERONICA SANTIAGO ,,

🔹im the lead singer of the group!! i use she/he/they pronouns cause.. im a genderfluid queen. feel free to ask any questions!! nothing too personal though, please<33

🔹my tags are #ronnie rambles #veronica speaks #veronica my love #veronica the beloved

🔹oh and!! my answers are purple<33

“ NICOLE ' NIKI ' KIM ,,

(shhhh shut up ik she's in gacha club I don't wanna draw her)

🔹️ Yoooo!! I'm the awesome guitarist of the band!! I go by they/them but i'm a girl bc girls rock and yes! My tags are #niki exclaims #niki is super cool!! #niki is the best!! #best guitarist in the universe!!

“ Melody Fontaine 'Mel, Mellie' ,,

🔹Hiya! I'm Melody Fontaine, the pianist/keyboarder for the band! My pronouns are she/her and you can call me Melody, Mel, or Melli! I own two dogs, a pitbull named Olliander and an Australian Shepherd/German Shepard mix named Jason, along with a Scottish fold cat named Maximus! 🐾🐾🐾🐶🐶 Ask me anything you'd like I'll definitely answer! (Keep is sfw plz). My tags are #melody muses, #chitchatting with melody, #im just a little meow meow

“ ETHEOS „

🔹Uh... hi. Name’s Emanuel, also known as ETHEOS in the group. basically what I am is providing the backing vocals of the group. Not too significant or anything, I guess. Basically also the only boy of the group. Can call me anything “Em, Ema, Nuel,” whatever I guess. Oh, and also, I’m gay. Sorry girls. But boys are welcome <3. My tags are #etheos #nuels says #the only boys musings

“ Kiera „

🔹Hey there! I'm Kiera, the drummer of the group! My pronouns are she/her. Call me Keys, Ra ra, Era, or anything else as long as it's appropriate. I am told that I'm very aggressive. Which is true. If you hurt any of these members with an ask or anything, you better learn how to sleep with one eye open. My sticks could break bones if I threw them hard enough. Also, if you ask about the scars, it won't be very pleasant for you. My tags are #kiera yells, #little drummer girl, #keys hits the drums, #era of era, #ra ra

“ SCENE „

🔹yo yo yo yo!! what up, my name's SCENE! and well it might not look like it but I play the cello. I go by they/he pronouns and is unlabelled. Scene is actually just an alias, not my real name, but i wont say my real name because I'd like to be known as SCENE!! got the name from my aesthetic (your local scene kid). overall, im a really chill guy who loves music. My tags are: #☆scene answers, #☆scene rambles, and #☆scenes cello music.

" SUKI YASUHIRO ,,

🔹"What's up guys? My name is Suki! Pronouns are she/they. Call me Suki, Su-Su or anything that's appropriate. I am the rapper of the group, even though they expect more of a tomboyish girl when they hear that they have a female rapper. My favorite aesthetic is cottagecore, and I really like other people's aeshetics too! I am a little bit annoying sometimes, but I really enjoy company! My first language is Japanese, but i'm pretty fluent in English. Tags are: #su-su was here #suki answers #suki rambles #suki's rap ballads That's all! Have a great time here.

🔹"my answers will be teal!

[kratosfan6632466]

Pico: so speaking of names have you had any ideas?

Zima: well there’s a lot of names I like but .... I always liked the name Ashley

Pico: ok Ashley what about a boy name?

Zima: hmm... max I like what about you Pico?

Pico: girl : Bailey boy : mike or Michael

Zima: alright I guess we will just have to choose which one is right for the baby

Pico: yeah....

Pico: hey uh I’m going to go somewhere really quick I’ll be back

Zima: ok

Pico leaves the house searching for the perfect ring for her (the proposal in the future)*

Pico went to a store that had jewelry that included a engagement ring the ring itself was big the ring part of it was golden the color of the gem on it was red although it has a note on the side that says “or we can personally customize the ring “*

Pico: uh excuse me?

Store clerk: yes sir?

Pico: uh I’m hoping to propose to my girlfriend and I’m trying to find her a ring although this looks interesting there’s a customizable option?

Store clerk : Aw ok yes we can customize it

Pico: ok considering that idk what my girlfriend’s finger size is I’m gonna ask for you guys to maybe make it like that but just a tad bit wider and for color I’m unsure ik she likes bright colors and some dark but I can’t decide on what color she’d like it ?

Store clerk: how about we surprise you and then if it’s not good we will redo it until it’s right

Pico: ok thank you

*The store clerk went into a separate room to customize the ring and he waited *

(He isn’t gonna propose right away around the 12th he will )

*The Store clerk came back to the check out and showed Pico the ring *

Store clerk: ok sir how does this look ?

As the gem had a blue color a dark blue color *

Pico: hm I like it

Store clerk: alright then just put the ring back up here so I can scan it

Pico put the ring on the table as the store clerk scanned it few minutes after he purchased it her put the ring in his pocket (it has a box with it obviously)

Pico: alright I need to find a great place to hide this ....hmmmm maybe anti can help me...

Pico went into the house and found anti*

Pico: hey anti I need your help with something

Anti : sure dude what’s up?

Pico: uh can we talk in your room I don’t want zima to hear this

Anti : alright follow me then

Anti walked to his room and pico followed him *

Anti : alright we’re here cmon in

*Pico opened the door and pico and anti went inside and anti shut the door behind him and pico brought out the ring *

Anti sees it and gasped *

Anti : No way!!! No fuckin way!!!

Pico: shhhh! She might hear you and come down here!

Anti : sorry!

Pico: anyways I was planning on proposing to her sometime soon probably on the 12th but until then I don’t want her to see it

Anti : ah ya need a place to hide it luckily the only person who goes into my closet is me it’ll be safe in there

Anti opened his closet door as pico went in and hid it then he went away from it*

Then anti closed the closet door *

Pico: thanks man

Anti : no problem I’ve been with her since she was little

Pico: you’ve been her friend that long?!!!

Anti : yeah and to this day

Pico: wow

Anti : anyways go to her she misses ya

Pico: yeah I’m sure she’s probably waiting for me to come home

Pico leaves antis room and then goes into zima’s room *

Zima: hey

Pico: hey how are you doing up here ?

Zima: alright I’m a bit nervous to be honest

Pico: why’s that?

Zima: well ik how the birth thing works and ik it’s going to hurt a ton but I’m just worried about my children I hope all goes well...

Pico: Aw I understand but trust me when the delivery happens I’ll be there

Zima: aren’t you nervous at all?

Pico: of course I’m nervous I’m going to be a dad !

Pico: I’m worried that I won’t be the best influence or best at parenting obviously you know how to do it as for me....not so much....

Zima: Aw I think you’ll do great if you have any issues I can help you

Pico: yeah I can live with that

Pico: phew

Zima felt a bit better *

Pico: so what now?

Zima: wanna watch a movie?

Pico: sure I’ll pick the movie this time

#zimco #pico x zima #zima lurzo #pico fnf

[thousandsunnywrites]

Asked by anonymous 

fluff killer??? this man needs more love

a/n: hi ik you said u wanted fluff but i wanted to lowkey expand on this with a part two??? i think wksjsjs, so i decided to toss in a little bit of light pining & hopefully when I expand on this, killer will get his happy ending :D hope this satisfies u &&& i hope i brought killer to justice. i love him.

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art by りく on pixiv!

modern!Killer x f!reader; romantic

The one where Killer gets high off laughing gas.

Last time he checked, you did not sign up to be Killer’s babysitter. Sure, you two have been living together as friends for quite some time now, but nothing like this ever happened. It all started at the dentist’s office, when Killer was put on way too much laughing gas to extract all his wisdom teeth in one sitting. You agreed to being his driver and his guardian for the time being, unaware of how chaotic and festive he’d be. The minute his foot touched the lot outside of the building, he threw his arms into the air and kept wiggling his hips like he’s at a party. His guffaw shook the whole car during the ride home, causing the neighboring cars to vibrate with each stop. 

It was hard to get him in the car and even harder to get him out.

“Y/nnnnnnnnnn,” he slurs as his body sags forward onto the dashboard, “you the pre’iest girl I’ve ever seen.” Killer manages to say despite his terrible lisp. “M’ sho luck to have youUuuu.” 

“Okay big guy. Let’s get you on the couch.”

With all effort, you dragged his limp body out and into the shared apartment. It was no easy task, he refused to use his long legs and depended entirely on your body strength to carry his heavy load. Once you manage to plop his body onto the couch, you wipe a forming sweat on your brow with the back of your hand. Before grabbing a blanket from the closet, you inhaled sharply. Man, you need to hit the gym more.

He starts clapping out of nowhere.

“Y/n! Y/n! Y/n!!!!” A giggle resonated from his big body, “C’mere.” He waved his hand frantically, signaling you to come closer.

“C’merree.” He exaggerates, causing you to come even closer than you were before. “Need to tell ya something.” The tone of his voice shifted from a tipsy to serious mood. His hands reached for your shoulders and pulled you cheek-to-cheek to his face, causing you to jolt from the sudden burst of energy.

“Don’t tell anyone,” he started in a low whisper, “but there’s this girl.” You nodded slowly as his arm wrapped around your shoulder to support his unbalanced weight. 

“She’s a real beauty. Her eyes are as beautiful as her soul. Her hair as luscious as the trees and her smile as precious as a goldmine,” he dramatizes, fondness growing in his eyes and a warm, small smile appearing across his face. “I want to be better. Just for y/n. She makes me a better person.”

“She scrunches her nose when she’s annoyed and bites her lips when she’s sad. Oh, and the way her eyes smile when her lips smile! Oh, oh, oh!! And the way she moves when she hears her favorite song. The way she sings when something good happens to her. The way her annoying laugh gets me excited and makes me wanna laugh at her laugh. The way her eyes gleam when she talks about her dream.”

“I didn’t know that I could love a person this much until I met y/n.”

He takes a big boy breath before he continues, “if I could give her the world, you know I would. And if she’d allow me, I’d put my whole heart in her hand without regret. Without second thought.” But I’m too late, he solemnly thought, because she’s with Kid now.

“Ugh, I just like. Really really really like y/n. I just...want her to be mine,” he confessed while scrunching up his nose in a playful manner, breaking the sentimental moment.

You stumbled back a bit and broke his daze when you spouted, “Omg, are you deadass right now?? You like like me—” He pressed his fingers against your lips, effectively interrupting the hysteria blooming in your chest. 

“Shhhh,” his silly butt wiggles on the couch as he shimmies forward. “Don’t tell y/n~”

His head hung forward and his breathing steadied. He fell asleep, so you tucked him under the blanket and carried on with your day, wondering if he was genuine or just high off of laughing gas. After all, a drunk man’s words are sober thoughts.

But that’s a story for another time.

#one piece headcanons #one piece #killer #killer x reader

[daz4i]

💜

ty legend!!!!!! 💜

my brain is like “if i don’t talk abt how much i love sakusa right now i WILL cry” so guess i’ll just ramble abt my boy. i don’t have anything interesting to say that isn’t just deconstruction of canon in a sense and very different from my usual rambles so uuuuuh tldr i love omi and chapter 394 means a lot to me

manga spoilers under the cut

ok. so. one very cool and sexy thing about him is how he remembers everything???? literally the first time he met hinata when he joined msby he talked abt something that happened 6 years ago and he barely had any reason to remember in the first place. like damn

also i think the whole thing about how he thinks abt hinata and hoshi like “they didn’t get lucky with their body types” is partially bc he really took ushijima’s “i got lucky” words to heart, and he feels that way about himself too! and he’s right. self aware king

i think in addition to the whole being lucky thing ofc he worked hard. like. we see him do intense and super long spiking drills to make sure he’s doing his best, and his nature never half-assing anything definitely played part in it

speaking of. his thing with having to finish everything. relatable king. one of the reasons i hc him as autistic and i won’t be surprised if it’s one of the reasons ppl hc him to have ocd. solidarity

ANYWAY one thing i see ppl maybe kinda misinterpreting abt him is how they think he hates people? which. i guess if you really simplify things you could phrase it like that. but it’s not exactly right 

we know he grew up p lonely, not much family around to show him proper affection i’m assuming, and no friends other than his cousin which def contributed to that

also, mixing in his fear of germs, obviously it’s hard being in places with lots of people, or touching them, or interacting with anyone who doesn’t take care of their hygiene or with people who won’t respect his boundaries (bc like. saying this as an autistic person. i totally get that last part, and we even know more or less what a good chunk of sakusa’s boundaries are bc of his fear of germs)

sooooo you end up getting a man who might pass off as “rude” and “unsociable” but really he’s just taking care of himself yknow? he’s perfectly valid to hate crowds, to wear a mask in public, to be disgusted by people leaving the bathroom without washing their hands etc etc

but! that’s a big but! most of it is related to strangers, not his own friends  (and that’s also why he befriended people like ushijima and iizuna!! bc he knew they’re “safe”)!! like one fanon pet peeve i have is when ppl make him to be rude to his own teammates for example when. listen

one scene i see used as example of him being ~cold~ or ~mean~ is the first time we see him post timeskip, in the monster generation reunion, the whole “you’d better have gotten your flu shots” thing. part of why he might pass this way is atsumu’s dramatic reaction to it if anything tbh

idk if nts get this but. this is him showing concern/worry? 3 of his teammates are there so obviously he doesn’t want them to get sick, also his long-time friend (ushijima) whom he obviously cares for. there’s no malice in what he says. he shows that he cares through making sure these people are okay and healthy

other occasions is when,, what? he calls people out on doing something dumb? i def don’t think he’s trying to be rude, only adhering to rules of basic manners and trying to keep them from embarrassing themselves and through it the entire team

like. he’s just direct! that’s a good thing!!!! pls leave my man alone he’s not rude he’s just different from you

(also other ppl pointed this out before but. the scene where he lies on the ground with hinata next to him! is a good example that he feels comfortable enough with other people, as long as they respect his boundaries!! hinata isn’t touching him or sitting too close, but they’re still together! and some time later he’s trash talking with atsumu so they’re clearly friends too! like he doesn’t hate people he just shows love, kindness, and caring in his own unique way!!!!!! real king shit!!!!!)

one aspect of him that i noticed i personally fixate on a lot when it comes to characterizing him is his need for control, if anything

the go-to scenes for that is p much any time we see him behave according to his fear of germs really. but they’re not the only ones!!

it’s like what i mentioned, teammates about to do something embarrassing for example. unless he stops them in time, he’s losing his control over the situation.

his whole thing with never leaving anything unfinished, definitely playing part in it. i totally get it too tbh. if you leave, for example, a puzzle unfinished, people can come and touch it, move things around from where you last left them, put in pieces before you do, etc. 

if he’s got a goal he decided on ahead of time - 1000 spike drills? - and he reaches it, he’s had full control of the situation from start to finish.

it’s a good coping mechanism tbh, esp when you’re going to inevitably feel out of control (which is very likely when you’re touch averted but still interact with people, hate crowds but obviously have to go through them, etc etc)

that’s also probably another reason why itachiyama’s loss in nationals left a mark on him, i think? like. he’s thinking about it 6 years later in the middle of a game during his professional career. and ik it’s bc it’s a story device but shhhh. 

but yeah! the whole “even though we practiced everything like we were supposed to”, and seeing a captain he admired crumble and cry over this unexpected loss too. these are both rough things to go through, i think. still, as he said, he didn’t have anything to regret about it because there was not much else he could do anyway. still, i doubt it didn’t hurt

but i think that’s what makes that special thing™ about him all the most interesting and symbolic! his flexible wrists and the way he uses them! such a good way to have more control than others in this game!!!! he can control parts of himself that others can’t!!!!! he’s got full control!!!! woah!!!!!!! yeah this counts as symbolism bc i said so :D 

but this is also part of where his behaviour is coming from! like, it’s hard to keep control over a situation that involves more people. you can’t control other people. they behave in unexpected ways, some of these ways may not align with your personal needs. ofc you’d be cautious in those situations if control is something you need! 

aaaaaah anyway yeah, this isn’t going anywhere nor is there a point, i just love him omg. stan sakusa kiyoomi for a clear skin and a good 2021

#there may be some connections and parts that don't make sense aksfhjd i'm sleepyyyyy #and yet i wrote 1200 words about the fact i love kiyoomi. ok. i'm normal. #dan rambles #again sorry for any typos!!!! :') #living up to my pinned post. this is an omi omi love blog #thestarsshone

[vampyrluver]

📄🍀🏳️‍🌈

im gna do this for my two hyperfixations rn tma and wizards of waverly place (lmao) i WOULD do troll hunters too but im not caught up (well neither am i in tma but shhhh)

📃 what is the plot of your hyperfixation? and is it a movie, game, show, etc?

TMA: its a podcast set up as an anthology series in which each you follow jon sims, an archivist at the magnus institute, where his job is to record statements given by ppl aboit "supernatural or paranomal happenings" nd stuff like that. each episode is a different statement and as the show goes on things start to get connected to a larger over arching plot that follows jon sims and his coworkers along with other characters who are in one way or another all connected to each other. its hard to explain fully but thats the gist of it, its a horror podcast and can be quite scary at times.

WIZARDS: wizards of waverly place follows alex, max and justin of the russo family who are all wizardsin in the procress of one day competing to become the family wizards. its mostly a comedy show its a disney channel show so its quite childish at times lmao but thats the main gist of it! its mostly just their magic hijinks nd stuff, very fun!! very nostalgic!

🏳‍🌈 do you have any headcanons (lgbt, race, neuro, etc) that are important to you?

TMA: i headcanon gerry as being aromantic nonbinary (mlm tho nd uses he/they/it) and michael shelly/distortion as being aroace nonbinary (nblm nd uses it/they), i also headcanon jon as at least partially black (i love dread locs jon...), i hc all gerry, michael nd jon as neurodivergent, i also rly rly like chronically ill gerry and jon, ik gerry canonically has cancer but i like to hc that he has issues prior to that nd its just me projecting but i like the mix of pots syndrome, gi issues, nd hypermobility issues, despite all that tho gerry is also still relatively strong (at least strong enough to beat a man half to death so either hes jacked or lienter is mega weak, u decide idc)

WIZARDS: i have less headcanons but i think harpers a lesbian, alex is bi, alex, justin nd max all are neurodivergent. im thinking justin is autistic, max has austim nd adhd nd alex has adhd, i also think harper is autistic as well!

🍀 do you have any kins or comfort characters from your hyperfixation?

TMA: tma spoilers ahead /// i kin....too many characters lol. Nikola, Gerry and Martin but i mostly kin Lonely martin (maybe web martin too if i would ya kno...catch up) , my biggest comfort character is michael distortion i sure love that man with all my heart i also have Gerry as a comfort character despite kinning him. i enjoy all of the archival staff a lot tho nd i love mike crew A LOT!! can i count certain entities as ccs too bc i love the vast and the end a lot

WIZARDS: NOT TO B CRINGE BUT wht if i said i kinned alex...

ANYWYAS i think rn the only ccs i have are justin nd masonBUT i dont rmemeber how mason was fully so that might change when i finish rewatching the show since its been a hot min lol

#ask

[creed-of-cats]

Reactions to Master

-So this is my first experience ever with Seven, ik he's a short, manipulative bastard with a lesbian daughter, but not much else

-Did he just...purr?? Seven rolls his r's so hard he purrs omg

-"I am death!" How fucking dramatic

-I find it kind of funny that the Master is a good and decent person when he's a human, and then the doctor is a big asshole haha

-Whoever is the background guy is a little bitch

-Of course the doctor and master are always friends quickly when the master is human :(

-"Dr. Sm- SUTTON" hehe

-Damn having the doctor and master be able to talk rationally about morality is really interesting

-Ah the Doctor finally brings up the Master by name, and when Human!master starts showing interest Seven is like fuCK ABORT ABORT

- uh how much foreshadowing is going on here Seven

-Uh, it's ok man, who doesn't casually think about murdering babies?

-"perhaps we were friends in a past Life" :(

- like how you don't stop hearing the creepy voice through the transition

-"he’s almost as intelligent as I" even when the Master is human he's still has to one up the Doc haha

-Seven you manipulative bastard, and the master can see through u even as a human

-UH THE DOCTOR'S CHILDHOOD WAS MORE INTENSE THEN I THOUGHT.

-Damn, Master really killed a kid at like age, 8.

- Date ideas: Hold hands as you burn the body of a bully you murdered as a child together <3

-Jacqueline is like "RIP to the doctor, but I'm different"

-Ik that she probably doesn't look like that in this, but all I'm picturing is Death from Gaiman's Sandman series.

-"That entrance was more dramatic than I thought it would be" ahahaha she is definitely giving me Sandman vibes

- Is Death having a roast session? She sounds like a drag queen reading other contestants, but like...instead of their nails being chipped it’s "ur classist, and u commit genocide, and u didnt get my literary metaphor u fucking douche"

-maybe making another deal with the fucking personification of death isn't a great idea Seven?? My man??? My sad little cat bastard man???

-oh SHIT ohhHH oOHHhHh Oh SHIT

-DOCTOR MY DUDE OH NO

-friendship is magic :))))))))) (sobs)

-y’all was the time war and the subsequent destruction of gallifrey (ik it's been retconned but shhhh) Death's consequence for the doctor?? I need a fic or something with that

- I really like Seven, and damn he's a sad and terrifying dude.

-also the actor for the master and the Death's voice design was really good

-Yet ANOTHER thing the doctor feels heavily guilty about, woo :D (pls get him therapy)

#master #seventh doctor #7th doctor #seven #big finish #the master #doctor who #dw #the doctor

[domesticangel]

ok ok a 68 plymouth gtx for ris is perfection but what do u think the rest of the squadra has? i really wanna say one of them has a studebaker somehow but i just dont know (ignore it was a us based company i love them anyways shhhh)

god. this is the best ask i couldve ever gotten. buckle up. ha ha. bc cars. and also bc I’m not gonna shut the fuck up

but YEAH NO SAME i also chose to foolishly disregard that italians wouldnt likely drive american cars (or necessarily drive at all…america is mad obsessed with cars compared to a lot of other countries so sdkfhsdkj) bc its all fun and games so ik a lot of this would be unrealistic but I’m american so i really only know about american cars/cars that are popular in america dskjfsdkjf so sorry for America-Centrism On Main but if any italians or ppl w knowledge of italian cars wanna chime in w their own takes, by all means!!!

oh and this post also foolishly assumes la sqaudra has money. lets pretend for just this post they all actually got paid for their jobs

SO WITH THAT OUT OF THE WAY warning this is gonna make this post rly long but I’m gonna ad pics of the cars i think they’d all drive like. in case anyone reading wants to know what they look like but doesn’t wanna look em all up so I’m gonna throw this under a cut in case it gets crazy

ok i can 1000% see sorbet and gelato sharing a like studebaker speedster that they would take out cruising for special occasions….it would spend most of its time under a tarp locked in a garage bc if you touch that car without permission you WILL die by their loving intertwined hands. some couples have babies. some couples get dogs. sorbet and gelato got a studebaker speedster and treated it with almost as much love as they do each other. one might think their driving would match the “crazy” impression everyone has of them but honestly? they prefer to take it slow and cruise so they have more time to enjoy each others company. on the job they’ll wreck a rental all to hell, but not their baby. the rest of squadra would low key fear for their lives on the rare occasion that sorbet and gelato offered them rides in their car bc the inside is spotless and they all knew if they left anything out of place or dirtier than they found it their time was up

i think they’d dig a color scheme something like this; still looks mob and sophisticated without losing the whimsicality u feel me

i really like a classic chevelle ss or ‘67 mustang gt500 for formaggio

(ignore how fuckin shiney these are bc make no mistake his would be scratched and worn all to hell)

in line w my headcanon that he’d be knowledgable about cars, i think he’d like supe them up and mod them for street racing or 1960s style drag racing. since we don’t get a lot of individual sqaudra backstory i sometimes think about him maybe losing his parents at a young age or having a bad home life as is typical of passione members and getting taken in by a local mechanic, and only as he got older realizing the shop had mafia ties which eventually paved the way for his induction etc but the knowledge and interest in cars always stuck with him. i think he’d probably drive the most recklessly out of all of squadra (rivaled only by ghiaccio ofc) bc he just loves to go fast as fuck and show off. he’s definitely a revs-the-engine-when-he-drives-by-someone-cute ass bitch

illuso would drive a ‘71 dodge demon, and honestly only because he liked the name and how it looked

it would honestly drive formaggio insane that illuso would ONLY use this car to get around as opposed to flying down the countryside or doing burnouts in a field. illuso doesn’t know much about cars and he doesn’t care to learn either; if it looks good and the engine turns he’s happy. formaggio would BEG him to race him or let him take it for a spin, but illuso would be adamant in turning him down every time. he has no desire to take risks and tear up a perfectly good car, but if he feels especially generous he’ll let formaggio ride with him while formaggio excitedly rattles off specs illuso doesn’t understand in the slightest. he won’t readily admit to it but seeing formaggio that excited is really endearing and illuso would even end up learning something here and there from their time spent together

ghiaccio is anal enough about All Things Italian that he breaks my disclaimer and actually does drive an italian car. y'all already know what the fuck is going on

hell yeah ghiaccio drives a lambo. ‘71 lamborghini miura to be exact. and boy does he make this motherfucker screech and drift. as much as he seems to abuse the car he’s extremely uptight about upkeep and will take it in as often as needed for repairs. you can also bet your ass he’d berate any of his fellow squadra members that didn’t drive italian-made cars, asking them why they’d choose to drive that trash on wheels when their country is home to the best cars in the entire fucking world and they have their pick. being in the passenger seat with him at the wheel is terrifying, don’t get me wrong, but he’s actually a very skilled driver, like to the point that he probably couldve been a stunt car driver if he wanted. but whatever you do don’t show any adverse reactions to his hard turns or brakes bc he will take it as a personal insult to his skill as a driver and you will find that the louder his voice gets the heavier his foot gets on the gas so Good Fucking Luck. (also yes ik we already see ghiaccio driving a car in canon but its headcanon time and during headcanon time ghiaccio rocks the fucking lambo)

prosciutto would drive a big beautiful blue ‘65 thunderbird convertible

he would also be very particular about the upkeep of his car, but without any sort of personal touch; he hasn’t the time nor desire to keep up with the car himself so he just makes sure he takes it to a reputable shop to do it for him. it’s not his “baby” or an heirloom; its just a car. it runs and looks good as all fuck while doing it so thats all he really cares about tbh. that said, if anyone ever scratched or keyed or dented it they wouldn’t live long to regret bc as a wise man once said, you don’t fuck with a mans automobile. i mentioned this in the my squadra meme as well, but even though he smokes like a chimney, he NEVER smokes in his car. no smoking, eating, or drinking in the thunderbird. sealed packs of cigs in the console only and if the seals been broken it has to stay in your pocket. the upholstery is pristine and he prefers to keep it that way. he’s a very mild mannered driver and even often errs on the side of slow; he doesn’t really see the point in wasting gas by speeding or messing up the tires or alignment by showboating. he knows that he AND the car already look good enough to command bystanders’ attention so he doesn’t waste his time with any extra flashiness

ima keep it real with you chief: melone would drive a car you could fuck in the back of and thats about all there is to it, so look no further than the spacious ‘61 chrysler newport

he would somehow figure out a way to get an aux cord and a sound system in this old motherfucker and would listen to his music so loud it about rattled the doors off, much to any passengers’ chagrin. he’s almost worse to ride with than formaggio or ghiaccio because he texts and messes with the music the entire time he’s driving. like its almost impressive how often he manages to NOT have his hands on the wheel. he’s a master knee-driver. all that in mind the rest of squadra groans in unison when melone offers to drive and risotto, who doesn’t have time for a squabble, gives the ok and send them on their way bc they know they’re gonna have to deal with melone insisting that driver picks the music and white knuckling the handles the whole time. but regardless, if the chrysler’s rockin and the britney’s boppin, don’t come a-knockin

since i see pesci as the youngest i think he’d be the last to get a car, but the rest of squadra would surprise him by all pitching in and getting him a ‘69 buick sport wagon

it’d definitely be a fixer-upper (prosciutto insisted it’d be good for pesci to retroactively “earn” the car by learning how to take care of it, prompting the rest of squadra to point out prosciutto never even learned how to fix a car himself) but pesci would be out of his mind appreciative of it either way. after years of only ever riding in the back seat of someone else’s car he’d be so excited about finally having a car to call his own. formaggio would take him under his wing and show him everything he needed to do to make sure she stayed running in tip-top shape and they’d grow pretty close over it; formaggio would lose his damn mind the first time he’d convince pesci to do a burnout on his own. pesci would try his best to keep the car clean but he’d probably have a bad habit of leaving empty drink bottles in the floorboard or extra jackets in the back seat, but all in all he’d do a pretty good job taking care of the car and making the generous gift from his team worth it. most non-work related outings would have pesci chauffeuring, but he wouldn’t mind, bc seeing all his friends crammed into his car and having a good time would make him really happy

and last but not least risotto and his ‘68 plymouth gtx 🖤

perhaps surprisingly he wouldnt be excessively meticulous about upkeep; he definitely wouldnt do anything needlessly reckless to harm the car or neglectful of standard upkeep, but he would definitely see it as more of a personal part of him than a machine that needed to maintain perfection. he wouldn’t really sweat scratches or dents here and there; they’re bound to happen to a car that old and if he found the time he’d take it to get it buffed. like i said in the hc meme i think it would’ve belonged to his father (or any family member he was close to really) and it was passed onto him when he died so it’s kind of a sentimental thing for risotto. though not quite the same level as formaggio, he’s fairly good at making standard repairs on his own, and doesn’t mind spending a weekend or two up under the car fixing it up and making sure it runs smooth. the rest of squadra would each be surprised the first time they ever rode anywhere with him; the second the car started old classic rock or metal would blast through the speakers, with risotto mumbling a quick sorry and turning it down, but not all the way off. they would find out that their stoic leader prefers to drive with the windows down, one hand on the wheel, other out the window tapping to the beat of the music on the hood

aaaaaaaaand YEAH. i told you i wasn’t gonna shut the fuck up DSFHKJADHKSDJ LMAO SORRY I WENT TF OFF BUT YEAH THOSE ARE MY. SQUADRA CLASSIC CAR HCs

#txt #la squadra di esecuzione #yeah i gonna tag this!! just for funsies!! #idk just in case anyone else is. as interested in specifically squadra and classic cars as i am LMAO