#im a bird

[bibbysstuff]

*Grabs you and throws you*

#birb ask #im a bird

[picnic-enthusiast]

what do i put here

correctmoxxie: Somebody please

bletz: wat

correctmoxxie: There is a raccoon army and they captured me

theaxewielder: im coming!!! where r u??? 

correctmoxxie: In the human world by that one cafe

theaxewielder: got it!!! 

loonamoon: thats fucking hilarious

#incorrect helluva boss quotes #millie helluva boss #loona helluva boss #moxxie helluva boss #helluva boss blitz #caw caw #im a bird #helluva boss

[avi-mation]

Apocalypse buddies

#im back at it again bois #gimme survivors roomies anytime #grian being a tactical adventage as a scout bird #fanart #mcyt #zombiecleo #ethoslab #grian #secret life #secret life roomies #trafficblr #roomies my beloved #apocalypse #traffic smp #life series #art

[deimosatellite]

o yea bird guy

#that made me laugh so much ty luffy #imagine ur law and ur beefing w this guy your whole life and luffy goes ''o yea bird guy" #one piece #almost to dressrosa im on the last few eps of punk hazard now #monkey d luffy #trafalgar law #donquixote doflamingo

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

#this is true #writeblr #warm up #relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes #amongst the Siblings #is like - ''this is so good u will love it'' #while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting #like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good'' #to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good #(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and #like. we're GONNA try the new thing.) #edit to answer why we had so much vanilla: #my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house. #it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out'' #even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter. #my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract #to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids #so like she was right to stock up #ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that #u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it #> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes #> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out) #listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9 #when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it. #3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters #i am the middle child #out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite

[finchwingart]

gouache test with one of my favourite burds

#finch art #caracara #gouache #animal art #bird #bird of prey #painting #took a sec to get used to it but loving gouache so far #im more used to watercolour pans so getting used to tube paint is weird i feel so wasteful #but tried drying this in pans and it works really nice #need to make shit quick n easy to use for myself otherwise I never will #traditional #sketchbook

[nevesceramics]

great blue heron bell

cone 04 terracotta, underglaze, glaze, wire, cotton thread

#NFS i made him for meeee but i will make more im sure. it was very fun especially braiding the cord! #ceramics #clay #sculpture #animal art #finished work #bell #pottery #heron #great blue heron #bird art

[todaysbird]

#i have a degree in environmental science and im very knowledgeable about birds however this does not mean i have an easy access encyclopedia #Of bird afflictions #In my brain

[obsob]

hmm anyway. holds u in my arms

#mine #cats #i did this a while ago n forgot 2 post whoopsies !! #anyway. my brain was so so small today colouring is so hard but...i think i may...have a solution....perhaps....we will test 2morrow and se #i hope everyone has had a good beginning to ur week also #tomorrow i need2 do orders and fix colouirng maybe and then thrusday finish colouring n then friday im going BIRD WATCHING #its fun ducks season i love fun ducks #ducks r so easy. unlike say a plover or a bunting of which there r 1000 and they are all the same

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

#birds of a feather #feralnette au #my art #theres more to the class than just those members #but im fighting for my life against ms rona so we're gonna see the limited edition lmao #oh also that old dude is the one who owns the building #his name is virgil and he's an old coot who loves drama

[emberglowfox]

he did get those braids after all

#loz #totk #link #tulin #zelda #totk spoilers #my art #tulin's dialogue is the wikipedia entry for wind lol #and link is signing “bird” in the second panel #this is post-canon to me btw #zelda not keeping some light dragon traits even subtle is an attack against me specifically. cmon #also yes that's a sheikah tech right arm on link. do with this as you will #i think chilling and listening to people he cares about infodump is link's fave thing ever btw #sorry this is all u get from me tn im sleepy #sparks art

[banicraft]

parrots Pigeons :D

#minecraft #mineblr #minecraft parrot #birds #texture pack #resource pack #blockbench #blockbench art #minecraft art #minecraft mobs #pigeon #dove #dont ask why i turned the parrots into pigeons #because im telling you anyway #i like pigeons #very underrated birds #banicraft texture pack

[ski-ip]

thinking about falin's fangs

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #falin touden #falin #dungeon meshi fanart #spoilers? #i love putting small marcilles as reactions #have you guys seen birds stained red after eating strawberries #yeah thats what im referencing

[cozylittleartblog]

i now understand how certain people felt when harpy eda was revealed 😳

prints here

#toh #the owl house #toh fanart #lilith clawthorne #hooty #toh finale #watching and dreaming #captioned #WOW. WOOO OW. GOODNESS. MA'AM. QPR PLEASE??? PLEASE??? WOW #i both literally am her and i want to kiss her. Wow! #she is the ideal woman. her particularly early 20th century fashion sense. she's a big nerd. she appreciates history. she's aroace. she's a #bird lady who can fly. she has curly hair. Oh Jeez It Does Not Get Better Than That #sorry anyway i cant believe i won twice in a row with ladies (queen and lilith) who are specifically tailored to me and no one else /j #digital art #illustration #a small victory against my art block even though this took like 4 or 5 days to chip through. but i did it #there are some parts i feel a little clueless about so #critiques welcome #lilith please pick me up and fly my gay ass off into the sunset please im beg

[faiell]

the vanishing cabinet

#hpdm #drarry #draco malfoy #im tagging it drarry cause it's part 1 of 2 #the companion illust is of harry of course #i loved how they used the bird in the movies to show his progress with the cabinet #doodle

[beeqisch]

they really do

#i dont draw enough yuri smh #im gonna be honest the background was the hardest part #i used so many brushes #dinahbabs #dinah lance #barbara gordon #black canary #oracle #batgirl #birds of prey #dc #dc comics #art #my art