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sodamnbored · 8 months

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Percy, enjoying summer vacation: That’s seven glorious days without a crazy person in my life.

Apollo, rolling up to his front door: Percy! I need your help!

Percy, sighing: It was nice while it lasted.

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im-still-watching-anime · 4 months

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apollo’s confidence in court: oh my god i’m the worst lawyer ever my client is going to go to JAIL because i can’t even do my JOB

apollo’s confidence outside of court: i’m the only smart one here, i’m the most normal guy in the world and NO ONE is doing it like i am, investigations are EASY, klavier gavin wants me carnally

#ace attorney #apollo justice #klavier gavin #klapollo #ace attorney incorrect quotes #the last one isn’t even his confidence tbh it’s just a fact #he says it like he doesn’t ALSO want klavier gavin carnally though which he does #alternatively:#apollo at klavier in court: *sweats* he’s so hot and competent #apollo at klavier outside of court: um…hello….you are kind of really nice🥺👉👈#disgusting #im obsessed with them #preordered the new trilogy of three games i already own today😌#$60 of my very hard earned money right into that #and i cant even regret it im SO excited #all the extrassssss #PLEASE go look at the aa twitter account to see the art extras btw #they’re SO fun #apollo justice trilogy really being about 75% of my will to live rn

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theprinceofdarknesssquad · 9 months

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Nico: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Percy: Several traffic violations. Jason: Three counts of resisting arrest. Leo: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Frank: Also, that’s not our car.

#pjo #nico di angelo #percy jackson #hoo #percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #jason grace #toa #solangelo #trials of apollo #frank zhang #leo mcshizzle bad boy supreme #leo valdez #i can imagine the guys doing that #someone write a fanfic about this!!#incorrect quotes generator #pjo incorrect quotes

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heyimboredtalktome · 2 years

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echo-stimmingrose · 10 months

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Nico: Everytime... I think.... I'm the fucked up one of this group....

Nico:..... Leo...

Nico: You open your mouth...

Nico: and I'm like naw.... Naw I'm doing fine....

#leo: its not that bad....#everyone else: yes leo. yes it is. go to therapy.#incorrect nico di angelo quotes #incorrect percy jackson #leo valdez #nico di angelo #percy jackson and the olympians #heros of olympus #trials of apollo #pjo hoo toa #percy jackson #annabeth chase #jason grace #piper mclean

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luxthestrange · 7 months

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RoR Incorrect quotes#150 Thank u next

Aphrodite: Who would you swipe right for? Apollo or Poseidon?~

Atheist!Y/n: I would delete the app.

Apollo & Poseidon:...

Aphrodite*Internally*..."Dont laught,Dont Laugh-"

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incorrect-riordanverse-quotes · 1 month

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Nico to Will: Would you like to stay for dinner? Persephone, from a different room: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?!

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simpingforpjo · 9 months

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Me writing incorrect quotes and headcanons that make no sense if we take canon into consideration:

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incorrectgreekgods · 8 months

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Apollo: Okay guys, lets just hug this out. *Artemis, Apollo, Hermes, and Athena struggle into a group hug* Artemis: Who took my wallet? Hermes: Sorry.

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writelikeurruninoutoftime · 4 months

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*Nico is cooking*

Will: any chance that’s for me?

Nico: it’s for Jason. i’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and i need him on my side.

Leo: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment

#percy jackson #nico di angelo #ghost king nico #nico pjo #will solace #will pjo #solangelo #jason grace #jason pjo #leo valdez #leo pjo #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #incorrect quotes #incorrect hoo quotes #incorrect toa quotes

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0lympian-c0uncil · 4 months

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Poseidon: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea taste different if you put it in hot water

Athena,*slowly puts down her book*: Y-You were putting it in cold water....

Poseidon: ....

Hera: Poseidon. Answer the question. Poseidon!

Poseidon: Yeah I thought for like 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason.

Everyone: ....

Poseidon: You think I have the patience to boil water?

Dionysus: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes????

Apollo,*grabbing him*: Why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it?!

Dionysus: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?!

Apollo: It takes less than a minute!

Hermes: BESTIE IS YOUR STOVE TOP POWERED BY THE FUCKING SUN?????

Apollo: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE!??!

Hermes: Like 7 minutes!

Dionysus: *nods*

Apollo: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes less than that and you use a saucepan.

Zeus: HA- You're putting the whole mug on the stove?????? on medium heat???? You're stove is enchanted!

Athena: Every single person in this room is a fucking lunatic...

Demeter: Do none of you own a fucking kettle!?

#hehe :3 #poseidon #apollo #dionysus #hermes #athena #zeus #hera #demeter #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek god quotes #incorrect greek quotes

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sodamnbored · 1 year

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Tyrant’s Tomb

Apollo, under siege by zombies: This is tied for being the most terrifying day of my life!

Meg: Tied with what?

Apollo, sobbing: Every other freaking day of my life!

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raphael-angele · 3 months

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POV: Will Read Song of Achilles

Apollo, visiting Will at CHB: Will! Where are you?

Will, with tear tracks on his cheeks: GET OUT!

Apollo: Hey, what happened?

Will: *holds up The Song of Achilles book*

Apollo:

Apollo: I can explain-

Will: WHY, DAD?!?!?!?!

#pjo #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #will solace #apollo #tsoa #the song of achilles #patrochilles #patroclus #achilles

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theprinceofdarknesssquad · 10 months

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Nico: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Jason: Just rip the bandage off.

Nico: It’s Percy.

Jason: Put the bandage back on.

#i can imagine jason doing that #jason being jason #why wasn't this line in the books #this should be canon #jasico #nico di angelo #pjo #hoo #percy jackson #heroes of olympus #jason grace #percy jackson and the olympians #solangelo #toa #trials of apollo #incorrect quotes generator #pjo incorrect quotes

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heyimboredtalktome · 2 years

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to everyone whining about "what about smart blonde girl representation" i assure u can find a lot more smart white blondes in media than fully developed poc in an important role lol

#i cant even believe people are saying that😭😭😭#percy jackson #nico di angelo #solangelo #will solace #rick riordan #hoo #trials of apollo #toa #percy jackson and the heroes of olympus #pjo #incorrect percy quotes #percy jackson and the olympians #incorrect percy jackson #incorrect pjo #incorrect hoo #incorrect quotes #annabeth chase #percabeth

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echo-stimmingrose · 4 months

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Will: It's funny, my boyfriend got turned into a plant twice

Clarisse: Hmm, like father like son

Will: *trying not to laugh*

Lester/Apollo: *standing by about to have another mental breakdown*

#Im finally reading the trials of apollo books and im gonna make it everyones problem #nico di angelo #clarisse la rue #will solace #lester papadopoulos #apollo pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo hoo toa #trials of apollo #pjo incorrect quotes #incorrect trials of apollo

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