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#incorrect bruce benner
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Natasha: Why can't trees give off something useful? Like WiFi
Bruce: You're right, I guess we don't need oxygen
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bruce: how is the prettiest woman in the world doing?
natasha: i don't know.
natasha: maria, how are you doing?
maria: i'm fine.
natasha: she's fine.
bruce:
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bruce: some people still think that you and stephen are...
tony: fucking
tony: it's true but i don't know why they're talking about it
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nat: *dies*
steve, bruce, clint, and thor sitting by the lake:
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during the endgame
scott: why did you fight with bruce?
tony: he denies the gravitational deceleration of time and all the experimental evidence of the general relativity. he stucks in the newtonian creche, you know?
scott: no
scott: but what a moron!
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