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campeyourdiems · 8 months

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Max: There’s a thin line between being a genius and being a fucking idiot. Max: Neil uses that line as a jump rope.

#camp camp #camp campbell #camp camp fandom #camp camp fanblog #incorrect camp camp #incorrect camp camp quotes #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #camp camp max #cc max #camp camp neil #cc neil

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in-the-words-of-camp-campbell · 11 months

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David: Hey, whatcha' got there? Dirty Kevin: Weed. David: Seaweed? Dirty Kevin: No, land weed.

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incirrect-camp-campbell · 1 year

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Nerris: God, give me patience.

Harrison: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Nerris: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

#source: tumblr #incorrect camp camp #cc nerris #cc harrison

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pickafilm · 3 months

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Annabeth: What happened to your face?

Percy: Fencing injury.

Annabeth: We don’t do fencing at ca-

Percy: I was jumping a fence.

#percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #percy and annabeth #percy pjo #percy series #pjo fandom #pjo series #pjo tv show #hades pjo #bianca di angelo #annabeth chase #grover underwood #incorrect percy jackson #incorrect pjo quotes #camp half blood

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moonlit-typewriter · 3 months

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The gods: we have made Demigods. Heroes.

Chiron: you fucked up perfectly good children is what you did. Look at them. They’ve got abandonment issues

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echo-stimmingrose · 5 months

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Annabeth: *Staring at Percy*

Percy: *oblivious* What?

Annabeth: You're so pretty. *Kisses him on the cheek and walks away*

Percy: *red faced and completely flustered* I uh-

Will: *in the distance* We need to talk about the amount of power this woman holds. She's got the two time hero of Olympus internally squealing like a school girl.

Percy: *shouts* I heard that, Solace!

Will: *shouts back* Oh yeah? What you gonna do about it, Pretty Boy?

Clarisse: *laughing her ass off* Yeah, Pretty Boy, whatcha gonna do?

Percy: I hate you both.

#percy jackson and the olympians #incorrect percy jackson #heroes of olympus #camp half-blood crew #clarisse la rue #will solace #annabeth chase #percy jackson #percabeth

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marksandrec · 7 months

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Marks and Rec: Misc #2596

Astarion did not check for traps. (Dialogue from Camp Camp.)

(Yeah so I can't stop watching the Astarion's Actor Plays Baldur's Gate 3 vids, oops.)

#incorrect quotes #neil newbon #amelia tyler #tom de ville #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #the narrator #marks and rec misc #source: camp camp #vid: astarion's actor plays baldur's gate 3 - part 3 #shorts vid: 3..2..1..takeoff

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sophiejacksonchase · 2 months

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Someone: so, Percy was your leader in more than one battle.

Camp Half Blood: yeah.

Someone: he must be a great commander and strategist if you followed him through all this.

CHB: I mean, yeah, but also in most battles he'd just yell "FIGHT" and then he would fight.

Someone: so why are you letting him be in charge?

CHB: well, he has Annabeth. She is an amazing commander and strategist.

CHB, muttering: and he is HOT

#pjo fandom #percy pjo #annabeth chase #percy jackson #camp half blood #percybeth #percy and annabeth #percy jackon and the olympians #percabeth #rick riordan #incorrect riordanverse #riordanverse

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f0rg0ttendaughter0fhades · 3 months

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Got drunk and wanted to text him, Then remembered he doesn’t have a fucking phone because we’re halfbloods.

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tabrisofmars · 7 months

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Enid leaning over Wednesday's desk: So I was thinking ...

Wednesday, still writing homework: You do that often. And say it out loud as well.

Enid: Ahem! Anyway, we need a date night that does not involve murder or crime.

Wednesday: I enjoy both of those things. But will admit they can get tedious when repeated

Enid: So if I bought us tickets to the opera, you'd be down?

Wednesday: Yes. It isn't K-pop or a wretched mainstream film. I'll accompany you, Mi Loba

Enid squeals, wrapping her Raven in practically a choke hold of a hug

Wednesday, tiny voice: If I live through this

Twenty four hours later, the Raven and the Wolf run out of the burning opera house among a panicked crowd

Wednesday: You can't blame me for this!

Enid: I know, I know. Just what are the odds the ghost of a 19th century composer decides to seek revenge on date night?

Wednesday: Yes, we are quite lucky

Enid:

Wednesday: I mean damn, we are so cursed. Tragically.

#enid sinclair #wednesday addams #wednesday netflix #wednesday series #wenclair #wenclair fic #incorrect wednesday addams #Enid: how did you set fire to everything so fast?#Wednesday: learned it at summer camp

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campeyourdiems · 2 years

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Y/N: -gestures to David’s lap- Is this seat taken?

David: -blushing- “Oh- uh- yes, but you can have it.” -stands up-

Y/N: -facepalms-

idea from: @/incorrect-the-arcana-quotes

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in-the-words-of-camp-campbell · 2 years

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We can get twice as much funding if we have a girl.

Edward Pikeman, desperate for recruits

#Camp Camp #Incorrect Camp Camp #Incorrect Camp Camp Quotes #Edward Pikeman #Pikeman #Pikeman cc #source: Mean Girls #MeanGirls #Mean girls quotes #Incorrect Quotes #IncorrectQuotes

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incirrect-camp-campbell · 1 year

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Max: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

#source: scatterpatter #incorrect camp camp #cc max

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brainrot28 · 16 days

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based off real life theology class

people in the 1940s: do you struggle with same sex attraction?

nico: I don't struggle with same sex attraction......

nico [with sunglasses]: i excel at it

#pjo #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #heros of olympus #nico di angelo #annabeth chase #will solace #jason grace #leo valdez #piper mclean #camp half blood #pjo incorrect quotes

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nixnight4 · 7 months

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*The Marauders + Regulus after having a camping trip going to the car to go back home*

James: We need to do this more orften, it was amazing

Sirius: Absolutely, and Regulus needs more sun

James: What was your favourit part, Reg?

Reg tearing up with a frowned face and his hair being a mess: going to the car

#regulus black #the marauders #regulus deserved better #james x regulus #jegulus #trans regulus #black brothers #sirius and regulus #the black brothers #remus x sirius #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #wolfstar #starchaser #sunseeker #marauders incorrect quotes #marauders camping trip

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rentumblsstuff · 2 months

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NPMD!Steph: I asked Pete to Pasquali’s on the first date.

AC!Steph: I asked Pete to shower with me.

YJ!Steph: Who the fuck is Pete and why are we thirsty for him? Get a grip, ladies.

NPMD!Steph: Okay, okay, imagine the biggest nerd you can think of?

YJ!Steph: Oh the bow tie kid.

NPMD!Steph: That’s him.

AC!Steph: But then also like make him funny and sarcastic.

NPMD!Steph: Yeah! And sweet.

AC!Steph: And weirdly sexy and secretly jacked and you just kinda wanna break his brain so that the only thing he can think about is pinning you to the wall of the shower even though it’s nasty, so-

NPMD!Steph: Wait the other one is right. Get a grip. Please.

AC!Steph: *shaking* I’ve been stuck at Camp Idontwannabang for a month and he’s the only sane one here other than me. There’s only one thing I’m trying to ‘get a grip’ on around here, and it’s down the shorts that his ‘Virginity Rocks!’ camp tee is tucked into.

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AC!Peter: I broke my leg trying to improvise a weapon to protect Steph and myself.

NPMD!Peter: I almost sacrificed my life for Steph!

TGWDLM!Peter: I STILL HAVEN’T GOTTEN MY HOT CHOCOLATE.

AC!Peter and NPMD!Peter: NEITHER HAVE WE!

TGWDLM!Peter: Also who is Steph and why are we willing to hurt ourselves for her?

AC!Peter and NPMD!Peter: *OFFENDED GASP*

AC!Peter: Imagine you have really low blood sugar and all you have to fix it is fuckin’ raisins… And Steph gives you a chocolate bar. Relief, finally, you can think straight for what feels like the first time in your life. That’s Stephanie.

NPMD!Peter: Imagine an eldritch god tells you that you have to give up what you treasure above all else and you suddenly realize in the worst way possible that your Pokémon cards and comic collection mean nothing to you in comparison, and as weirdly slimy and wiggly fingers brush the hair from your neck, you realize that the girl who’s suddenly become the most important person or thing in your life thinks of you the exact same way and that one of you has to die before you’ve even worked up the nerve to admit to the coolest girl you’ve ever met how you feel. That’s Stephanie.

AC!Peter: … Are you okay?

NPMD!Pete: Better than that guy’s doing.

BF!Pete: I watched a man get kicked in the head until he died… I can still see the bomb falling through the air as I spent my last moments alive with my big brother…

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NPMD!Grace: I can explain!

AC!Grace: YOU HAD A SEXUAL FANTASY?!

PB!Grace: NASTY!! JAIL FOR YOU.

AC!Grace: HELL EVEN.

NPMD!Grace: Wait, no no no! It’s okay, I killed the guy it was about!

AC!Grace: You better have!

NPMD!Grace: But then he came back to life and I had to sacrifice my chastity to send him back, so we had sex in the middle of a football field and five evil gods dragged him to Hell! Also by the way, Jesus isn’t real and it’s up to us to cleanse the earth of all perverts for our new gods, the Lords in Black!

AC!Grace and PB!Grace: …………… WHAT THE FU-

#starkid #hatchetfield #npmd #abstinence camp #yellow jacket #tgwdlm #black friday #perkys buds #stephanie lauter #peter spankoffski #grace chasity #lautski #starkid incorrect quotes

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