Astarion: Sometimes you meet the love of your life at a tavern...
Gale: *talking excitedly to Tav, gesturing wildly, accidentally hitting himself in the head*
Astarion: ...and other times you pull his clumsy ass out of a rock.
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Buck, about Taylor: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Eddie: No.
Eddie: A summer's day is not a bitch.
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Dream: For self-defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Killer, Dust, & Nightmare: Okay.
Dream: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
Killer: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Dust: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Nightmare: Bold of you to assume I can die.
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SPOILERS!! NEW TWST LORE ON ROOK
Confirmed, Rook Hunt is the hatman.
Yall really thought you were getting crumbs. You've been HAD. The desperation for Rook content is SHOWING I'm also desperate
Yall are PATHETIC so am I
Stop trying to manifest rook content same and start rioting against disney to get rook his own well deserved series delusional thoughts of a woman in love
In conclusion
How's your 2nd search of the day on the #rook hunt tag for new content going?
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Rapunzel: So Marie’s Dad and my Dad are brothers?
Eugene: Sunshine, do you know what cousin means?
Rapunzel: No, I was just hoping someone would eventually explain.
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Swap: You use emoji’s like a straight person.
Dream: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.
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gansey: “ronan is very romantic, okay? he does romantic things for me all the time.”
ronan: “gansey, what are you talking about?”
gansey: “just the other week, you were very romantic to me!!”
ronan: …
gansey: “when I fell down in the parking lot and you picked me up?”
ronan: “how was that romantic?!”
gansey: “it was beautiful and it was kind. you know, romance doesn't always have to be sexual, you idiot.”
ronan: “you're the idiot!”
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Rapunzel and Eugene are in the middle of a sword fight
Rapunzel: Is this an inappropriate time to say, 'I love you'?
Eugene: Aww, so romantic.
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