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00127am · 2 months
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YOU HAVE A NEW LIKE! select NCT members as hinge messages i've received 𓍯𓂃 all for shits & giggles! warnings cursing, yang's (14) mentions a kys joke, taeyong's second message (17) mentions blood
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🧾 © 00127am 2O24
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Astarion: Sometimes you meet the love of your life at a tavern...
Gale: *talking excitedly to Tav, gesturing wildly, accidentally hitting himself in the head*
Astarion: ...and other times you pull his clumsy ass out of a rock.
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incorrectly911 · 7 months
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Buck, about Taylor: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Eddie: No.
Eddie: A summer's day is not a bitch.
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comiverse · 2 days
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Dream: For self-defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Killer, Dust, & Nightmare: Okay. Dream: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. Killer: Bold of you to assume I have money. Dust: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. Nightmare: Bold of you to assume I can die.
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invisible-pink-toast · 10 months
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uknighted dream incorrect quotes - part 1 ☀️⭐🌙
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muffinlance · 6 months
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I would just like to take a moment to thank everyone who made Li's Friends... #72 in LGBTQ+ Travel Books.
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howlsofbloodhounds · 1 year
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mrsrookhunt · 6 months
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SPOILERS!! NEW TWST LORE ON ROOK
Confirmed, Rook Hunt is the hatman.
Yall really thought you were getting crumbs. You've been HAD. The desperation for Rook content is SHOWING I'm also desperate
Yall are PATHETIC so am I
Stop trying to manifest rook content same and start rioting against disney to get rook his own well deserved series delusional thoughts of a woman in love
In conclusion
How's your 2nd search of the day on the #rook hunt tag for new content going?
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Sebastian: COMPANY IS COMING! I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE! Sebastian: DAZAI-SAN IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED THROW IT AWAY IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW! Sebastian: GET RID OF THE COUCHES, WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE S I T !
#ikevamp#ikemen vampire#ikevamp incorrect quotes#ikevamp sebastian#ikevamp dazai#i had a moment of divine intervention#and now i can't unsee it#i cant get over the fact that sebastian really said his life dream was to be a feral housewife in a mansion full of historical figures#I WANT THOSE PILLOWS LOOKING LIKE MICROWAVABLE POPCORN BAGS THREE MINUTES DEEP#literally i can take no comedic credit for this gayle is just iconic and sebastian is channeling their energy at any given moment#i dont care if we have to throw e v e r y t h i n g out. i want this place looking like a new mediterranean fusion restaurant by noon. AAAA#ISAAC PUT SEA SHELLS ON THE DOOR KNOBS#THIS IS A DISH TOWEL. WE NEED A HAND TOWEL. WHAT ARE WE BARBARIANS!!?!?!#WE LIVE OUTSIDE. WE EAT MUD AND STICKS.#i love how the poor puppy in the background is just watching them like ?????? King in the living room like 'bruh' while sebas has a meltdow#*looking at vlad's flowers that were sent as a gift* MC CAN WE GET THE LESBIAN PLANT OUT OF HERE#i dont care how many years pass its always funny#i feel like the comparison is really made by gayle's intermittent screeching throughout too#honorable mention: this is also theo when anything happens to vincent#I DON'T CARE IF ARTHUR'S BLEEDING OUT VINCENT'S PAPER CUT COULD GET INFECTED#SOUNDS LIKE A HIM PROBLEM NOW GET THE FIRST AID KIT HONDJE#WHAT? GAUZE? WHAT IS THIS 1632? YOU COULDN'T FIND A BAND-AID? STOP CRYING IM NOT DONE--#source: “company is coming” / Chris Fleming
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nerdasaurus1200 · 2 months
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Rapunzel: So Marie’s Dad and my Dad are brothers?
Eugene: Sunshine, do you know what cousin means?
Rapunzel: No, I was just hoping someone would eventually explain.
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heckinghellck · 5 months
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Swap: You use emoji’s like a straight person.
Dream: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.
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squash1 · 1 year
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gansey: “ronan is very romantic, okay? he does romantic things for me all the time.”
ronan: “gansey, what are you talking about?”
gansey: “just the other week, you were very romantic to me!!”
ronan: …
gansey: “when I fell down in the parking lot and you picked me up?”
ronan: “how was that romantic?!”
gansey: “it was beautiful and it was kind. you know, romance doesn't always have to be sexual, you idiot.”
ronan: “you're the idiot!”
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lightdrizzel · 8 months
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Rapunzel and Eugene are in the middle of a sword fight
Rapunzel: Is this an inappropriate time to say, 'I love you'?
Eugene: Aww, so romantic.
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chasmverse-quotes · 8 months
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Killer: Well well well, look what the cat dragged in! Ink: For the last fucking time, I am not a cat!
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blushinggoku · 3 months
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Been watching some dbs related videos and I'm sosoo glad I gave up on that anime because oh my god the story gets worse with every arc. Wtf are they even doing anymore
#watched a vid summarizing the granolah arc and literally genuinely what was that#my favorite part was when frieza showed up outta nowhere with a new form he'd cultivated#in a alternate dimension that distorts time in a similar way that the room of space and time does#proceeded to one hit kill the big bad of the week. knock out goku and vegeta for shits and giggles and then dip#hilarious#but it was meant to be totally serious and to show that frieza's totallyyyy a threat again guys for real lets goo round 3#and that was literally the most interesting part of the arc#Im so mad about the fucking bardock retcon#but not about the hypothetical wish he made. I remember reading somewhere that the English translation of the manga was incorrect#and ik a lot of people argue that the wish he made just retconned the whole message of dragon ball#but thats based on the English version of the manga#also speaking of bardock and retcons related to him Im still livid over the fact that they changed goku's origin story#to be an almost exact ripoff of superman's#and they retconned the start of the saiyan arc with that too#radirz said goku was sent to earth to destroy it as a baby. but now goku was sent to earth on purpose to save his life?#bullshit. I call bullshit#man Im sorry that most of my original posts so far have related to me bitching about Super#I want to engage with dragon ball contentbso bad but how can I when mostly everything is about Super now?#can't even read a good fanfic without goku's character being bastardized and infantalized the way it is in Super#literally fouvd my dream fic the other day but it got ruined 12 chapters in because the writer had started watching super#and completely changed the plit of the fic and goku's character to fit into the world where super resides and it made me want to eat glass#I will be more funny and talk about better dbz related stuff soon I prommy <3#star scrambles
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invisible-pink-toast · 9 months
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uknighted dream incorrect quotes ~ part 2
(part 1)
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