#incorrect rango quotes

[caitlynskitten]

Yoko and Wednesday’s first interaction

Wednesday: You got funny looking glasses.

Yoko: Oh yeah? Well you look funny looking in general.

Wednesday: That’s a funny looking shirt.

Yoko: That’s a funny looking dress.

Wednesday: You got funny looking fangs.

Yoko: You got a funny looking FACE!

Wednesday:

Wednesday: *pulls out her knife*

Wednesday: Here we go.

#movie quote from Rango 🦎 #wednesday #wednesday addams #wenclair #enid sinclair #the addams family #incorrect wednesday #naomi j. ogawa #yoko tanaka #wednesday netflix #netflix wednesday #incorrect quotes #jenna ortega

[danganronpafakes]

Junko: Mukuro Ikusaba. You mean, my sister. Makoto: Your sister? Junko: That's what I said. Makoto: But you have different last names. Junko: Well, momma had an active social life.

Source: Rango (2011)

#incorrect quotes #danganronpa #drthh #danganronpa: the animation #junko enoshima #makoto naegi #source: rango

[waterfire1848]

Bloodbender Katara strangling Azula: Do what he says or by all the fires of Koh's lair, I'll squeeze those pretty golden eyes out of your skull. Long Feng: Now, hold on Katara, there's no need to- Katara: Let me do my job! You brought me here now we're gonna play this thing out to the end! Do what he says, Azula! Azula: Go to hell. Katara: Where do you think bloodbenders come from? Look into my eyes. I wanna see you die.

#incorrect quotes #source: rango #katara #azula #long feng #bloodbender katara #bloodbending #evil katara

[pathetic-dreamy]

Niall: Go to hell!

Louis: Where do you think I come from?

#one direction #incorrect 1d #incorrect 1d quotes #louis tomlinson #niall horan #nouis #source: rango

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Raph, to Karai: Go to hell!

Donnie: Where do you think she came from?

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: rango #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #raphael #donatello #karai

[incorrectmarketofmonstersquotes]

Kovit: I couldn't help but notice you noticing me noticing you. 

#incorrectmarketofmonstersquotes #not even bones #incorrect quotes #only ashes remain #market of monsters #when villains rise #kovit #incorrectquotes #source: rango

[hopusthebrainlessfloof]

Topper: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Hariet: Not if they consent to it.

Spewart: Depends on who you're stabbing.

Rango: YEAH?!

#super mario #broodals #topper #topper tag #hariet #hariet tag #spewart #spewart tag #rango #rango tag #incorrect quotes

[zombieplaguedoc]

America: Hey Tord, cous?

Tord: *Shoots a picture of Tom as target practice* Yeah?

America: I'm still the hero, right?

Tord:

Tord: *looks at Rattlesnake Jake who comes back in from a hit and sets both his pistols on the table with a slam, then at SCP 049 who is in the process of curing someone in a spare room, then at Lady Dimitrescu who is chasing Ethan Winters around, swinging her claws at him and hitting him, then at Canada who is cleaning blood off his hockey stick, then back at America*

Tord:.....Sure?

#crossover #incorrect quotes #incorrect crossover quotes #self ship #familial self ship #selfship #incorrect selfship quotes #selfshipping #hetalia #eddsworld #rango 2011 #Rango #scp foundation #resident evil #aph America #tord eddsworld #rattlesnake jake #scp 049 #lady dimitrescu #lady alcina dimitrescu

[maireadmalesco]

Rango: Here's the deal: We fail the mission, you die

Beans: We find out any information you have is false, you die!

Waffles: If we find out you have personalized license plates, you die

Rango: What?! No!

Waffles: If you mismatch blacks, you die! If you cough without covering your mouth

Rango: Waffles! Just ignore those last three things; Although that isn't an open invitation for you to cough without covering your mouth.

#rango #incorrect quotes #incorrect rango quotes #beans #waffles #soucre: the suicide squad

[prankdoesincorrectquotes]

saw this in a video. instantly imagined this scenario.

Jake: Do you know why I challenged you to this duel?

Rango: You want me to stop making puns.

Jake: You're right. I didn't want to do this. It didn't have to come to this. But the puns have to stop.

Rango: It really is the duelity of men.

Jake: *shoots him instantly*

Rango: It all...*lead* to this...

Jake: Why. *shot* Won't. *shot* You. *shot*. Die?! *shot*

Rango: *coughing up blood* No need to go...ballistic.

#incorrect rango quotes #source: tumblr #rattlesnake jake #rango #ask to tag #is the rango fandom even alive on tumblr or am i doing this for no one but myself?

[wrongmha]

Shigaraki: Hana Shimura. You mean, my sister. Twice: Your sister? Shigaraki: That's what I said. Twice: But you have different last names. Shigaraki: Well, momma had an active social life.

Source: Rango (2011)

#incorrect quotes #my hero academia #mha #boku no hero academia #bnha #tomura shigaraki #tenko shimura #twice #jin bubaigawara #source: rango #manga spoilers

[tupayapsina]

Yang, with a water balloon: Only takes one bullet...

Weiss, who has already been splashed: You ain't got the nerve...

Yang, smirking: Try me...

#source: rango #rwby #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect quotes #freezerbros #weiss schnee #yang xiao long

[waterfire1848]

[ Catra vs Adora in season 1 and 2. ]

Catra: Go ahead, hero. Stab me. You got killer in your eyes, Adora? I don’t see it.

[ Catra vs Adora after the Portal. ]

Adora: Only takes one stab.

Catra: You don’t have the nerve.

Adora: Try me.

#incorrect quotes #source: rango #catra #adora #she ra #spop #she ra 2018

[theenbynightingale]

Geoff: This one time, I coughed up an entire Dalmatian.

Duncan: That's nothing. I coughed up a whole tribe of pygmies.

Duncan: They started looking at me weird.

Owen: I remember them. They were really friendly.

Harold: I found a human spinal column in my fecal matter once.

Geoff:

Duncan:

Owen:

DJ: You might wanna get that looked at.

#total drama #total drama island #total drama action #total drama world tour #total drama revenge of the island #total drama all stars #total drama pahkitew island #total drama ridonculous race #total drama incorrect quotes #td geoff #td duncan #td owen #td harold #td dj #source: rango

[incorrectquoteslooneytuneslatino]

Silvestre: Sheriff, ¿Qué es lo que va a hacer sobre… Casimiro Buitre?

Bugs: Se dice que lo ha enfrentado un par de veces.

Sheriff Lucas: Oh si, Casimiro… hablas de mi hermano.

Wile E. Coyote: Pero él es un buitre y usted un pato.

Sheriff Lucas: Bueno… mamá tenía una vida social muy activa.

Fuente: Rango (2011)

#looney tunes #incorrect quotes #classic looney tunes #daffy duck #pato lucas #bugs bunny #el gato silvestre #silvestre cat #wile e coyote #casimiro buitre #beaky buzzard #rango #sylvester james pussycat #sylvester cat #sylvester the cat #sylvester j. pussycat #silvestre gato

[incorrectmarketofmonstersquotes]

(Nita and Mirella are locked in their cages) Nita: Don't worry! I have a plan! Nita: (bangs on the glass) Heeeeeelp! Open the door! Nita:  Nita: Mirella: Nita: Okay! Plan B!

#incorrect quotes #incorrectquotes #incorrectmarketofmonstersquotes #not even bones #only ashes remain #when villains rise #market of monsters #nita #mirella #source: rango