Kaminari: *short circuts*
Shinsou, who is not used to this: Do you want me to call you an ambulance????
Kaminari: No my name's Denki but you can call me anytime~
Shinsou, now more confused than before: ???????
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Shinsou, using Kaminari's phone: *sees contact "The Love of My Life"*
Shinsou: Awww thats-
Shinsou: Wait that's not my number
[Shinsou calls the number]
The other line: This is Pizza Hut how may I help you
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Kaminari, trying to disfuse a bomb: Okay, on the count of three, you and I cut the gray wire!
Shinso, on the other side of the room: Wait, wait, wait, what gray wire?! I have red, green, and yellow!
Kaminari: Oh that’s weird, I have gray, medium gray, and dark gray!
Shinso:…BABE, YOU’RE FU**ING COLORBLIND.
Kaminari: Oh, yeah!
Shinso: So, you’re saying cut the green?
Kaminari: Yeah, see the one in my right hand?
Shinso: That’s your left.
Kaminari:…Oh, I’m dyslexic too.
Shinso: Oh my god.
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Endeavour: What's wrong?
Midoriya: I'm in love with an insane blond who is completely out of my league.
Endeavour:
Endeavour: Well, that's embarrassingly relatable.
Shinsou: Yup.
Midoriya:
Midoriya: We should start a support club.
Aizawa, creating a groupchat: Way ahead of you.
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Shinsou: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
Kaminari : AS ENEMIES?!
Shinsou:......
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See, now where can I have this done.
Thanks anon!!! Sorry I always miss the ship suggestions. I did consider bakudeku but I couldn’t decide on which one was which so we ended here. Pls accept my apologies 🙏
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SHIP INCORRECT QUOTES
First time seeing Shinsou.
Kaminari: I'm not gay, but DAMN.
Kirishima: You don't have to be gay to find someone attractive!
Kaminari: Nah, I'd fuck him.
Kirishima:
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shinso [at a restaurant]: can i see the menu, please?
kaminari [waiting shinso's table]: the men i please are none of your business.
shinso:
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*denki, literally hanging off katsuki’s arm, near tears*
denki: please kacchan, I really can’t do it.
katsuki: no
denki: PLEASE dude I literally cannot-
katsuki: FINE. HEY EYEBAGS. That’s a nice shirt.
hitoshi: thank-
katsuki: it would look better on sparkys floor
hitoshi: …
hitoshi: did you just, did you just hit on me for kaminari?
denki, with a giant smile and a thumbs up: so?
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[Shinsou goes up to his boss Aizawa]
Shinsou: I think the new guy is stealing coffee.
Aizawa: *looking tired* What makes you say that?
Shinsou: *deadpan expression points to the new guy*
Kaminari: *whole body vibrating*
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Shinsou : So what do you have planned for the future?
Denki: Lunch.
Shinsou: No, like long term.
Denki: Oh..., dinner!
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Kaminari: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection?
Kirishima: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.
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Kaminari: Hey-
Shinsou: Unless you’re about to pay me for my time that you’re about to waste, I don't want to hear it
Kaminari: So no hug then?
Shinsou:
Shinsou: Hold on-
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Kaminari: Man! I need money now, it will be forever before we get paid as heroes.
Shinso: Try Xanax mixed with Daiquris.
Kaminari:
Class 1-A:
Izuku: D-Does that work?
Shinso, pulls out a wad of cash and drops it on the table: It didn’t NOT work.
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Midoriya, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Shinsou, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Kaminari, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Monoma, trembling: What are we playing
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Kaminari: Hitoshi, can I take you to my therapist next week?
Hitoshi: why?
Kaminari: she thinks I'm making you and your issues up
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