#incorrect Yellowstone quotes

[blazingstar29]

mav,drunk on JD: you ever wonder why there’s leezerds in the mountains but neer snakes ice: i wish you would stop saying odd shit

#source: yellowstone except i don’t remember the quote that well LMAO #top gun 1986 #pete maverick mitchell #icemav #tom iceman kazansky #top gun incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(Rooster is wearing one of his Hawaiian shirts at his and Hangman's impromptu wedding at The Hard Deck) Maverick: Bradley, you can't wear a Hawaiian shirt at your wedding. Rooster(smirking over at Hangman): Oh don't worry, Mav. I won't be wearing it long....

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[womp-womp-chomp-chomp]

“I don’t believe in luck, but I sure believe in stupid cause’ you prove it every fuckin’ day!”

-Bucky Barnes talking to Walker.

#source: yellowstone #bucky barnes #marvel #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotes #mcu #james bucky barnes #john walker

[stupidyellowstoneshitposts]

The Bunkhouse be like:

Lloyd, setting down a card: Ace of Spades.

Teeter, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Jimmy, pulling out a Pokemon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Jamie, trembling: What game are we even playing?

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[incorrect-malfoys]

Bellatrix: Fuck you

Rodolphus: Alright

Bellatrix: I love you. I'll see you at the house

Bellatrix: But fuck you

Rodolphus: Alright, darling

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[crybabycunt]

Clint: There’s been a high profile killing, and I have to ask—

Yelena: I was in Budapest at the time of that hit job.

Clint: I didn't say when it took place. Or who.

Yelena: Whenever any high profile hit job took place, I was in Budapest. Unless, of course, the hit job took place in Budapest.

Kate: She was in Budapest. Unless she wasn’t.

Yelena: (to Clint) Exactly.

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[supergirl000983]

The Rancher and the Pilot PT.1

Pairing: Jake Seresin x Dutton!Reader

Warning: None

Y/N walked outside to meet her brothers buddies along with Ryan, Colby, Abby, and Teeter. She had enlisted the help of her four closest friends to help her show her brother’s friends around. Y/N had made sure everyone knew to wear their good boots because she was taking them line dancing and bar hopping tonight. “So who is ready to get their dance on?” She asked the group of 8. “I did my fair share of dancing in high-school darlin.” Jake said wrapping an arm around her shoulder “I heard there was a place called the Electric Bull?” Bradley said walking closer to the two. “You mean you heard of a place that had an mechanical bull. The place itself is call 8 Seconds, and if you’re anything like most of the men in this town you won’t last that long.” Y/N responded as she grabbed Jake’s hand and started towards her truck. They were going to take two trucks. Y/N would drive her ranch truck with Jake, Javy, Natasha, and Bradley. The other truck would be Ryan, Abby, Colby, and Teeter. Y/N could feel herself getting closer with the team especially Jake. He understood Ranch life that was the reason he and her brother were such great friends. ————time skip because I’m lazy—————Y/N pulled up to 8 Seconds and they all got out. Jake immediately made his way to Y/N and held her hand as they made their way in. “Welcome to 8 Seconds. This place is my home away from home. I grew up with my older sister and her husband sneaking me in here. Oh Tee! Beth said she and Rip may make an appearance later.” Y/N said as she lead the group to her normal table. “Ok Ryan and Colby if you guys will go get the first round of shots Teeter, Abby, and I will start explaining the rules of this place.” Y/N said as she hopped up on her barstool. As the boys went to get the drinks the girls started explaining. “Ok rule #1 if a girl has a cowboy hat on 9/10 she is here with her boyfriend so don’t flirt with her, #2 Nat this one is for you If a man puts his cowboy hat on your head take it off and come find one of us if we are not with you, and #3 Do NOT take your eyes off your drink. Now with that being said let’s get this party started!” Y/N said as the boys sat the tray of drinks down in the table “Before we dance I think we should get these here newbies on that there mechanical Bull.” Teeter said in her Texas accent “You are so right Teeter! I for one think the Queen herself should go first and show them how is done. Y/N?” “I’ll see what I can do” Y/N said looking between Teeter and Abby. Y/N walked up to one of her friends from high-school who was working the ride. “Hey Jesi! Anyway you can get me on that Bull in the next couple of minutes?” Y/N asked wrapping and arm around her old cheer captain. “Yeah it’s going pretty easy tonight, just take your shoes off and hop on. Considering you hold the record for old Betsy I’m sure you won’t have a problem.” Jesi said smiling at her long time friend. Y/N nodded to her friends who all made their way over to where she was taking her boots off and taking her keys, phone, and wallet out of her shorts pocket handing her stuff to Jake before climbing in the ring and hopping onto the bull. As the Bull started Y/N leaned and moved like she was apart of the machine. “WOO! THAT THERES MY BEST FRIEND!” “GO Y/N!” “Get it girl!” Were all things being shouted as Y/N finally let go an fell off the bull. “25.4 seconds Y/N Dutton beating her old record of 24.8 seconds. Give it up the the 4 year champion of Betsy.” Jesi said before putting the mic down. “So who’s next?” Ryan asked as he and Colby held their hands out for Y/N to grab to get out of the pen. “I’ll go! How hard could it be?” Javy said taking his shoes off. “3 seconds…you lasted 3 seconds Coyote.” Nat said as she handed him his phone. While Javy, Nat, and Bradley went with the ranch hands Jake stayed with Y/N. “So how about me and you go get a beer, and then we go sit in the back of the truck and look at stars while they all dance?” Jake said wrapping his arms around Y/N.

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[incorrectyellowstonequotes]

Rip, to the bunkhouse: Why are you guys acting like this?

Ryan: We’re not acting. We really are like this.

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[incorrect-web-novels]

Jiang Yanli to Jin Zixuan: Buddy, this is your one chance to leave my brother alone with your self-esteem intact

(Source)

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[wintermariegoode]

*The group is getting into the car*

John: I’m driving.

Beth out of view: Shotgun!

Jamie, turning to face Beth: Aww! But you had it on the way here-

Everyone except Beth: WOAH-

Beth ,holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

(side note I'm gonna be posting these all day happy Easter)

#yellowstone #jamie dutton #beth dutton #john dutton #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

“You may be stronger than me, but make no mistake. Men are the weaker sex.”

-Shar-Teel after losing the duel with the party’s strongest male warrior

#source: yellowstone #baldur's gate #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #bg1 #shar teel dosan

[issdisgrace]

INCORRECT QUOTES MASTERLIST

AEW

Death of me

Shut up

COD

Have you seen my gecko

How many shots would it take for you to

Ptss dad

Submissive and breedable

DC

How old is your dad

Batdad drops lore

Batdad and Bruce lore

I’m gonna

FORMULA 1

Concerned Danny

MARVEL

Has anyone told you

PEAKY BLINDERS

Sketch

RESIDENT EVIL

Nothing here yet

SLASHERS

Girl dinner

Would you love me if I was a

SUPERNATURAL

Nothing here yet

TED LASSO

Nothing here yet

THE BEAR

I don’t know what I’m going to do with you

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY

Morning cigarette

YELLOWSTONE

Nothing here yet

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[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(Ed gives Stede a ring) Stede:...Ed, I don't need presents. I just need you. Ed: Well, that's what it means. That you have me, that I'm yours. It means come live your life with me. Only thing I ask is that you outlive me so I never have to live another day without you.

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[abcwordsurge]

Incorrect Florida Quotes

For our sunshine's birthday :3 (Sorry if any of these have been done before, by me or anyone else- I am quite bad at keeping track of this sort of thing)

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Florida: I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably

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Florida: What's the name of this movie?

Loui: "I Love You, Man."

Florida: I love you too, but seriously, what's this movie called?

Loui: "I LOVE YOU, MAN."

Florida: I LOVE YOU TOO BRO

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Florida: (pulls back the shower curtain while Gov is showering) Hey, did we- stop screaming, it's me- did we run out of Cheerios?

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California: Girlboss, gatekeep… um, what's the one I'm missing?

Florida: There isn't one

California: But I thought there-

Florida: Nope, you made it up :)

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Texas: Your smug self-assuredness is revolting

Florida: I think we need to validate self confidence more, else you'll end up angry at others for having it. I've done nothing wrong and also I have a heart of gold

California: I think this message is extremely valid, but Florida has also implied wanting to set off the Yellowstone supervolcano, so what's the truth?

Florida: I want to set it off

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California: What do people get out of stealing?

Florida: I get what I stole. What kind of question is that?

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Florida: Ok, I'm gonna fight someone

Loui: You're not armed, sha

Florida: Yes I am

Loui: With what?

Florida: Overconfidence

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Ok thanks for reading, have a nice day

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[stupidyellowstoneshitposts]

John: Where's my chair?

Kayce: Beth broke it over Jamie's back while they were fighting.

Jamie: Correction, Beth was fighting. I was eating soup.

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[incorrectyellowstonequotes]

Beth: I apologize for saying ‘fuck’ in front of Tate.

Kayce: You just said it again.

Beth: I am not a role model.

#yellowstone #incorrect quotes #incorrect Yellowstone quotes #beth dutton #Kayce Dutton