#is it 2am?

[st-just]

Tumblr really is full to bursting of the fascinating category of people who will shout ACAB at the top of their lungs and despise the American prison system with dramatic displays of vitriol but when confronted with someone who did something they actually think is a serious moral transgression cannot conceive of 'justice' meaning anything except the offender suffering, preferably in dramatic and humiliating ways.

You see how the median opinion on prison rape remains shrugging and considering it part of the sentence, really.

#it's 2am and I'm rambling

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

#2am posting is for the caniacs

[minimanuke]

This image was MADE for them

#Yes valentino is smoking at like 2am #he has his hat on too obviously #vox is so done with him #dont ask how his wings changed colour ok #thats ARTISTIC LIBERTY ✨ #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel valentino #vox #valentino #vox x valentino #voxval #staticmoth #my boys #love them #digital art #art

[robinsversion]

How I sleep knowing I always cite my sources:

(First image from the film Drip Dippy Donald (1948); second image from season 4, episode 3 of the Simpsons, “Homer the Heretic” (1992).)

#the irony of me making this post and tracking the sources down at 2am is not lost on me #but it does prove how easy this shit is if I’m doing it with my eyes half closed #James cite your fucking sources #james somerton #hbomberguy #plagiarism #plagiarism and you(tube) #why are you booing me i’m right

[damianbugs]

PLEASE can someone give batman a baby PLEASE ANYONE. give this man an infant PLEASE. IT WILL SAVE HIM. PLEASE BELIEVE ME.

#batman #bruce wayne #saki 2am rambles

[biboomerangboi]

Saw something about Hua Cheng always being able to sense his ashes so he can always sense Xie Lian and I just think it adds a hilarious take to him giving Xie Lian his ashes. Like yes it’s a beautiful and romantic ghostly tradition but there is something so funny about him given them to him the moment he has to leave so he doesn’t lose him again after 800 years of searching like someone tagging a bird to track their migration habits. He is not taking no fucking chances.

#he is not taking the risk #I wouldn’t either tbf #like yes obviously this is a sad really romantic reason after thier separation #But Xie Lian is so pigeon coded that it’s just funny too #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heavens official blessing #heaven official's blessing #zees 2am text posts

[swugflower]

Brucie Wayne gets interviewed and the question who, expect Batman, is his favorite Gotham hero.

After some awkward moments of silence, he blurts out that it’s Spoiler. Since she is the only one from the main active team that isn’t his kid and this way he avoids picking a favorite.

Meanwhile, the group chats explodes into chaos instantly.

#this post was supposed to be about who he thinks is the hottest #but a good chunk of them are still minors and I didn’t want anyone mad at me for a shit post written at 2am #so it turned into favorite #swugs ted talk #batman #bruce wayne #dc #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #cassandra cain #damian al ghul #duke Thomas #and yes I know Team Batman is way bigger but this is about the main bitches #stephanie brown #spoiler

[geothebio]

in my five years delivering pizza, these are definitely the best delivery instructions i’ve ever gotten

#shitposting #idk what even to tag this? #pizza delivery #? #anyway this made me laugh #and no the order wasn’t made at like 2am #1:30pm baybee i work the opening shift

[ninjasmudge]

sorry that i yell this at him every time i die in-game.

anyway i think the adrenaline rush of death is one hell of a drug

#cotl #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #cult of the lamb #narilamb #narinder #my art #compulsively shouting this out at him #but like. not actually shouting bc i am in my home with other people usually at 2am #but. you get it

[lockspick]

mfw i stayed up past 12am into my birthday just to colour this

#hermitcraft #smallishbeans #joel #bdoubleo100 #bdubs #ghh.. tagging joel art with hermitcraft is really beautiful #lockbox #lockbox: but coloured #i definitely could have done better with the composition #but its 2am and i just wnna get ot sleep lmfao

[lazylittledragon]

'i'll just do a couple of doodles of mombin™/platonic stobin parents' nevermind, borderline graphic novel

#stranger things #platonic stobin #mombin™ #robin buckley #steve harrington #i blacked out at 2am last night and wrote like 25 pages #i don't write fic so i do this instead and get to call it my job #incredible #i have No excuse to not finish this one bc i'm not at school anymore #there has to be an existing gay club called passionfruit right #cw pregnancy

[ilovedirt]

Reading a book rn that just makes me want to shit on the author’s deck

#is it 2am? #it’s 2am #reads

[hotlinemurder]

♡ Edging Choso until his hips are spasming in desperation and he's crying for a release - looking so pretty with his hair parted messily on the pillow behind him, flushed in the face and panting like a slut for you to touch him more.

"No cumming until I say so, hold out just a little longer for me, I know you can."

♡ Praising Choso as his pale chest rises and falls frantically with every strained whine that escapes his pretty lips, echoing off the walls without a care for who can hear them, the need to cum outweighing his embarrassment.

"Always such a good boy for me, aren't you, my love?"

♡ Breaking Choso when you grab him from behind in front of the mirror - that toned, slender waist looking so deliciously arched and needy before you. Sliding your hand along his shaft that glistens under the bedrooms low-light, staring at himself and how much of a fucked-out whore he looks while thrusting into the palm that's pleasuring him to breaking point yet again.

"Mommy p-please, let me cum.. I'll be good, I promise!"

#jjk #jjk smut #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen #choso #choso kamo #choso smut #choso x reader #jjk choso #jujutsu kaisen choso #jjk x you #jjk imagines #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen x you #kamo choso #choso kamo x reader #kamo choso x reader #please enjoy this 2am thirst post

[notherpuppet]

Some irl moments repped by the hazbin cast

#nothing like drunk and messy doodles #pls drink responsibly #especially this weekend since I can’t #have fun in my name #in the doctor bit I was Angel #in the bday party bit I was alastor and it was my roomie’s (Toby) bday #in the bagel incident I was tragically Lucifer and I’m still not over it because it was 2am and Ralph’s was closed and I couldn’t buy lox #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #shitpost #my doods #cw: alcohol #tw: alcohol

[pencilscratchins]

atla renaissance pt 3 calls to me like a siren

#back to my roots #atla #zuko #sokka #toph #avatar the last airbender #avatar #to everyone arguing whether or not it’s accurate to say they do have ODS consider a few things #a) it’s a joke i made while high #b) toph wouldn’t care she would just say shit to piss them off because she’s 12 #c) maybe welcome joy into your life. consider taking even a second of a break from whatever compels you to ruin my desire to post #and just chill. because this is and has never been that deep #art #my art #my fan art #fan art #is this the last thing i ever post on tumblr? who knows #im high and its 2am lets get wild

[thelonelywhale]

I know it’s post pride, but consider

#bi pan solidarity #bisexual #pansexual #can also sub in attractive for hot if bi- or pan-ro is more your speed #I thought of this at 2am and couldn't rest until I made it