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bruciemilf · 1 year
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I think I'm gonna die soon if I don't talk abt Martha and her brothers
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havendance · 4 months
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Anyway, my proposal for a run on Detective Comics where I write a series of one-shot stories showcasing all of the various supporting cast Batman has accumulated with stories, including, but not limited to:
Batman invites Nightwing to Gotham to help him solve a murder. The murder is very straightforward and they dance around the real reason Bruce invited him, until at the end, he finally admits in a constipated Bruce way that it's the anniversary of him adopting Dick and he wanted to spend time with him.
Huntress and Robin (Tim Drake) team up to investigate Killer Croc. It turns out he's turning over a new leaf in the sewers near the Marina. Huntress is dubious, but Robin convinces her to give him a chance, though she says she'll be watching him. We re-canonize Joker: Last Laugh.
Damian and Duke team up to take on a street-racing operation--a mission that naturally requires them to do some high adrenaline racing together.
The Riddler gets on social media with a plot that involves lots of puzzles and clues all over Gotham. Oracle taps into old members of "We are Robin" to take it down.
Batgirl (Stephanie Brown) and Batman end up on the same missing persons case. With the pressure on to find the missing child, they snipe at each other as tensions rise. In the end, after saving the kid, Bruce sort of kind of apologizes in a Bruce way and expresses some measure of respect for her.
Jason teams up with Ghostmaker to take on, idk, one of the Clayfaces. Does Gotham still have one of those? I haven't read any comics ghostmaker's in yet, but from I've heard it sounds like they'd have an interesting dynamic. Jason gets flashbacks to digging his way out of his grave.
Luke Fox recruites Harper Row (She does engineering stuff right? I also need to read comics she has a significant role in.) They take some new tech for a joyride and go bother the Penguin.
Batgirl (Cassandra Cain) and Azrael team up to take down Mad Hatter. He probably has some elaborate Alice in Wonderland theming going on that neither of them get. (I think neither of them should have read it.)
Batwoman and Catwoman team up to steal back some Kane family heirlooms, possibly from Jacob Kane (What's his and Kate's relationship looking like anyway?), possibly from someone else.
Gotham Girl and somebody. Me advancing my Cass & Claire agenda Possibly Oracle trying to rehabilitate her in that controlling yet well-intentioned way she has sometimes? Someday, I will get to being more up to date on what Claire's status quo in current comics is.
A handful of representatives from Gotham's various crime families get together in the backroom of a bar somewhere. They play poker and exchange stories of being busted by the various bat-affiliated vigilantes in which they are very scary and almost inhuman. It ends with Batgirl (Cass) busting in and beating them up.
Helena Bertinelli takes a gig as a substitute teacher at Gotham Academy. She teams up with Maps & other supporting cast when Mr Freeze takes the school hostage while trying to escape the police.
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halfagone · 3 months
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Before The Wayne Came A Kane
Martha Wayne née Kane came from a very prestigious family even before she married her husband, the illustrious M.D. Thomas Wayne. Sadly, her family never supported her union with Thomas, so she largely cut them out of her life once she married and that certainly had not changed when she had a son.
Her strained relationship with the rest of her family is particularly apparent when it's revealed, at the release of her and Thomas' respective wills after their unexpected, tragic deaths, that she would not give her brothers or sisters-in-law custody of Bruce. They may be the last of his living relatives, but even in death she would never allow them to touch her baby boy. Hence, his care is left to the head butler, one Alfred Pennyworth.
She did have two sister, though. Two baby sisters, one who had been disowned and disavowed from the family long before her, named Alicia. And one who was far too young to take in her son, even if Martha had allowed it. Her name is Madeline Kane. As the only other acknowledged daughter left from Roderick and Elizabeth Kane, she is left to carry the burden of her older sister's legacy. And what a burden it was, to be constantly compared to a dead woman her family seemed to adore and loathe in strides.
It's really no wonder that the moment she gets the chance, she leaves her family in Gotham to attend a university in Wisconsin. There, she meets Jack Fenton. He can be a little clumsy sometimes, but he has an eye for engineering and doesn't like her for her family's name or wealth. He calls her "Maddie" when she says so, and he doesn't ask about the change.
She falls in love and the two are wedded in the blink of an eye, Maddie pregnant with their first child only a few years after graduation. In her family's eyes, it just further proves that any Kane daughter is cursed and doomed to failure. (Beth understands this. Bette learns this. Kate knows this.)
And all too similarly to her elder sister, when her son is just fourteen years old, she is killed: yet another unexpected, tragic death. Her husband and her daughter perish along with her. Just like her older sister, the only one left is her baby boy.
Only, Maddie wasn't nearly as forthcoming with her will, and there is no guardian marked for custody in his papers. The Kanes, who proclaim they are his rightful family, are more than happy to take advantage of this.
Bruce isn't close to his family, beyond perhaps Kate. But if there is one thing that he knows it's that his parents didn't give his estranged relatives custody of him for a reason. Alfred is stingy with the details, but he can confirm that much.
Bruce is left to fight an uphill battle, helping a mourning boy heal from his loss and fighting his extended family's attempts for custody at every turn.
More ramblings under the cut:
See this guy right here?
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This is Jacob Kane, Kate's father, Martha's brother, and Bruce's uncle. He's got the distinct red hair and do you know who else has red hair? Maddie. Jacob is a respected military officer and Maddie, in general, has always given me strong former U.S. agent vibes. But regardless, it makes sense that Maddie would know things or learned how to fight at an early age if her older brother left for military service.
Also, I just love showing Bruce's extended family and how twisted, complicated his family was long before he adopted so many children. And this also helps explain why Maddie is so cagey with her background. She only has Alicia left really, all the rest she keeps out and away for good reason.
But she can't protect Danny from them forever.
Plus, there's this really cool possibility for Danny to stay with the Kanes for a while and explore that avenue before he's ultimately brought into the Wayne fold. Danny gets to see what the upper crust Gotham elites look like with his own two eyes, beyond Sam's stories.
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morgangalaxy43 · 2 months
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Every part of a family has the “problem child”, the scapegoat, the child that is hard to love and hard to hate
For the Kane family, it’s Philip
Philip has also been seen as disappointment and a brat by his parents and especially by Jacob but not by Martha
For the Wayne family, it’s Thomas Jr.
TJ is loved by his family but also not fully understood or appreciated but still loved by them unconditionally
For Bruce’s kids, it’s Jason
Jason is ride or die when it comes to family but he also wants their approval more than anything
Every family has a kid that they love but also don’t fully understand
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spider-lilliss · 10 months
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Some people might remember that Bruce is Jewish, but I don't think people realize to *what level* this whole family is Jewish.
Looking only at the *blood related family members*, Thomas was canonically the only one that was actually Christian (not counting au version of family members I'm talking only about the current main universe versions).
Thomas was Christian.
Martha? Jewish
Hence Bruce- also Jewish.
The grandparents? Also Jewish.
Bruce's uncle (Martha's brother) Jacob (Kate and Beth's dad) was Jewish as well.
Jacob's wife and Bruce's aunt Gabi was also Jewish.
Bruce's twin cousins Kate and Beth? Jewish.
Another cousin of Bruce that her dad was also from the same parents of Martha and Jacob (hence he was also Jewish), aka bette? Also biologically Jewish.
Damian? The son of Bruce (Jewish) and Talia (Muslim) is both of his parents child so he doesn't have a Christian bone in his body. He's the farthest from Christian there is.
Even Helena Wayne the daughter of Bruce is also biologically Jewish.
THIS WHOLE FAMILY EXCEPT THOMAS IS JEWISH.
Have a fun day digesting that.
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Anyway, Dick's alt universe/alt timeline kids are wild.
There's the Dick and Kori kids, Mar'i Grayson and Jacob (Jake) Grayson:
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Mar'i is named after Dick's mom but with a Tamaranian twist and Jake is named after no one. Mar'i and Jake both can absorb energy, project energy and fly. However, only Mar'i has super strength. Jake also almost died at birth because of his mixed DNA and had extreme difficulty controlling his powers. He went from extremely sickly to nuclear bomb at a moments notice. Mar'i took up the mantle of Nightstar, married her uncle (?!?) and had two kids. Jake never picked a 'hero name' but he still helped people. Eventually he had a son that he named Richard.
Then there's the Dick and Babs kids, Johnny and Tommy. They're twins... I think. It's unclear. Either DC forgot the kid's name and started calling him a different name or there are two identical boys. There is speculation that John's (named after Dick's dad) middle name is Thomas and that's where the confusion is. I'm going to assume that there are two kids however, because they grow up to be very different people.
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Thomas (named after Bruce's dad) took up the name Red Hood because he thought Jason was very cool. Thomas works very closely with the Bat family however and the name seems to be that only thing of Jason's that Thomas emulates. John got kidnapped as a small child and was experimented on until he developed powers. John has energy projection powers, super strength and flight. He went by the name 'Firepattern'. He was brainwashed by a cult and worked for them until his father found him again as a teenager. John Grayson actually exists in a few timelines but this is the one that gave him more than just a cameo role.
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Then there's Elainna Grayson. She is Dick's daughter but they never say who her mother is. Barbara is not her mother because Elainna's mom is dead and Babs is alive in this timeline. Elainna takes up the mantle of Batwoman and fights alongside the Bat family (despite her father's objections)
Anyway... Dick has five different alt kids and three of them have the same powers and the other two took up mantles that weren't his. Very funny stuff right there.
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oifaaa · 3 months
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Alfred has such an "I didn't sign up for this" vibe but he's had several chances to just leave at this point. I could totally see him coming back to life and being just as mad as Jason for petty reasons.
Sure, he has legitimate gripes with the Batfamily. He might have felt pressured into parenting Bruce, who I'm sure was a difficult child. Maybe he thought Bruce had nowhere better to go. Once Bruce was an adult, however, he was home free. I'm sure Bruce would have given him a generous retirement package.
So, yeah, petty villain Alfred when?
At the same time tho I don't see alfred as being a good (as in interesting) villain someone else sent me an ask that I can't find but they said alfred gives off Jacob rees-mogg vibes which yeah evil alfred is just a member of the UK Conservative party which like currently good alfred is also apart of the Conservative party (tho do find people's arguments that he a Blair lib dem very convincing) so maybe evil alfred is actually a member of reform UK
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nalyra-dreaming · 19 days
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re: the ep6 sex scene, even aside from what Jacob said about the floaty sex, idk how some fans missed the fact that Louis is clearly getting distracted by Claudia trying to plot murder (& putting an image of Bruce in his mind???). And that when it happens, Lestat stops what he's doing and checks in with Louis, and only continues to have sex with him when he starts actively reciprocating again. I guess none of that fits their narrative so they just ignore it!
Lestat and Louis are also in "their bed", you know the one they refused to give up, despite being prompted to do so by the police?! You know?
But yeah. I've actually been over that before.
But as you mentioned, JACOB has confirmed that it was, indeed, deliberate "floaty sex"... and that... carries meaning.
This was sex Louis enjoyed. And Claudia is no child there anymore. She knew exactly what she was doing there. End of story.
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foxilayde · 1 year
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Imagine spending Christmas with Nathan Bateman at The Compound.
You’ve decorated the house with warm twinkle lights (“honey these are TACKY. I can program the existing house lights to any stupid color”), balsam scented candles (“why’d you get these, we’re in the middle of a FOREST, the place already smells like tree sap”), Christmas music, tinsel, an ornamented tree in the living room (“Jesus, babe what’d I say? We’re SURROUNDED by these things. Did you really have to get Dave to helicopter in a Douglas Fir from Williams Sonoma?…. Yes I know what Williams Sonoma is, it’s on the fucking credit card statement, that’s how.”) You make hot chocolate with peppermint candy canes (“do you know how much sugar is in that cup you’re sipping? No thanks.”)
He’s a bit of a Grinch. He rolls his eyes when it’s your turn to pick the movie for your movie night and you choose “Elf”. He doesn’t laugh, doesn’t touch the caramel popcorn you made either. He folds his arms and grits his teeth when you laugh and quote your favorite lines along with the movie.
When it’s his turn to choose a movie he picks The Shining.
“The fucking Shining, Nathan? The Shining??”
“What? You love The Shining!”
“Of course I love The Shining, but it’s not a Christmas movie!”
“It’s Christmas adjacent.”
“How so?!”
“There’s… snow. And family.”
“You’re absolutely right, who could forget the great heartwarming Christmas theme of chasing your child with an axe through the snow? It’s practically Rockwellian.”
“Jesus. Fine. No Kubrick. How about Die H—“
“I knew you were going to say Die Hard. Fine. Die Hard. Great compromise Nate, really. Nothing says cherishing warmth and peace like C4 down an elevator shaft.”
You fold your arms and sit back against the couch stiffly in a very Nathan-like fashion.
“There is a love b-plot with Holly.”
“I said fine, Nate. Que it up.”
You don’t get up to make the candied pecans you’d been planning on. You seethe and use your frustration to push back your tears. What a jerk.
If it’s any consolation, Nathan isn’t engrossed in the film either. He looks cold, folding his arms for warmth in his thin henley. You’d usually wrap his grumbling ass up in a fluffy blanket, kiss his cheek, and offer him some herbal tea or hot cider (to which he’d unequivocally decline and request a beer instead). But you don’t. You both sit a cushion’s distance apart, unswaddled, unsnacked, and unhappy. Nathan glances over to you about every 10 seconds, his demeanor shifting until halfway through the film he pauses John McClane and asks, “I can’t enjoy the movie when you’re acting like this.”
You tamp down the urge to screech at him like a tea kettle, and instead speak to him in a level sarcastic tone he can relate to.
“I apologize, Nathan. I can only imagine how frustrating it must be to want to enjoy something with the person you love, only to have them be rude and cold. Sincerest fucking apologies.”
You don’t look at him, you wrap your arms tighter around yourself and stare at the still frame of Bruce Willis in the air shaft, feigning engrossment.
“I’ve been a dick. I’m sorry, it’s just it’s fucking Q4 and the dev team launched the latest hardware so goddamn late in the fall it’s been a—“
“I get it. I’m sorry you’re stressed. and I’m sorry for foisting all this hokey shit on you.” You gesture around the room to the twinkle lights, tinsel, tree and snowflake paraphernalia. “I should have known you were stressed about work and it wasn’t fair trying to force you to be all Holly Jolly.”
Nathan scoots closer to you and takes your hand in his, playing with your fingers when he says, “work should never be an excuse for me treating you like crap. I’ve been bonafide fucking scrooge, spitting on tiny Tim and shit.”
“Am I tiny Tim in this scenario?”
“Nah. Jacob Marley, without a dou—“
“Shut up, ass!” You shove Nathan’s shoulder and you both laugh. He brings you in for a tight hug and pulls you down to his chest for a cuddle.
“You know what I did for Christmas last year?”
“What?” You finger the texture of his cream colored Henley.
“Promise you won’t tell?”
“I think it’s pretty clearly stated in that NDA that all your intellectual property remains a secret on penalty of death? or something equally dramatic?”
“I was here. Alone. didn’t even realize it was Christmas till I tried zooming Ted about something or other and saw everyone in the office was offline. When I put two and two together I left the lab, drank about a gallon of sake and Sapporo, watched ‘Its a Wonderful Life’, and… cried.”
“You did not.”
“I did.”
“Awww, Nate-y poooo, everytime a bell rings an Angel ge—“
You squeal when Nathan flips you over on the couch, hovering above you, he tickles your neck aggressively with his beard as he playfully peppers the underside of your chin with kisses.
“Penalty of death, remember?”
“Your tender side is safe with me, Ebenezer.”
Nathan looks into your eyes for a few beats. Really stares into them before glancing around the room at all the warm glowing decor.
“The place looks nice.”
You smile up at him, warm happy tears pricking at the corners of your eyes when you smooth your hand down his cheek and into his soft beard.
“Thanks.”
He continues to stare at you. You suspect there’s a secret vulnerable monologue going on in his head when he stares into your eyes. things he’ll probably never say, never admit, never profess. He’s like an iceberg this one. Most would disregard him as “cold” and move on. But you know better. Even if you can’t see it , you know the depth of him beneath it all.
“Merry Christmas” you whisper
“You filthy animal!” you both say at the same time, hugging each other in a fit of mild laughter.
“Oooh Home Alone. Let’s watch that one!”
“Sounds great.”
You grab the fuzzy blanket, prep the candied pecans, and watch the film; cuddled up all cozy with Nathan as snow falls silently outside the glass walls of your glowing little sanctuary.
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theautisticcentre · 3 months
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Inspired by @punkeropercyjackson
Mathew Wayne lore dump
Mathew was born Mathew Jacob Jones to Sally Jones, a writer, and Harry Jones, a gym trainer. He's a cis boy and demisexual and autistic. They weren't "rich" wealthy, but they were still pretty well off.
When Mathew was 13, at a charity fundraiser party at Gotham Central Park, Penguin arrived and tried to rob the party of all its valuables before Jatman stopped him, but not before Penguin killed Sally and Harry. Afterwards, Bruce adopted Mathew due to a sense of guilt over Sally and Harry's deaths.
Shortly after, Mathew discovered Bruce was Batman after Dick came to visit while accidentally in costume. Afterwards, Mathew began his training and took on the roll of Batboy after Barbra gave him the name as a cute nickname.
He first met Jason during a fight between the two in UTRH, where Mathew managed to punch a bit of his mask off. They started off poorly with Mathew being intimidated at first, but soon became one of Jason's favourite brothers, behind/tied with Duke.
During a school project, he met a girl his age named Jennifer Williams, an autistic bisexual demigirl, who was working at her moms' library. They talked for a bit, soon becoming close. Sooner after that, Mathew developed feelings for her. After about 2 months, Jennifer also developed feelings for Mathew. A month after, they confessed after Jennifer helped Mathew save a civilian from a Joker trap, and they began dating. (Also, Jennifer learnt here that Mathew is Batboy.)
A while after Jason and The Outlaws formed, Mathew and Bruce got into a nasty fight that shook Mathew, who promptly went to Jason and joined The Outlaws. He stayed initially for 5 months before he was left behind on a dangerous mission, leaving him feeling neglected. Soon after, he got reports of breakouts at Blackgate and Arkham, which he stopped, killing Penguin in the process. Afterwards, he went AWOL, leaving a note at The Fortress (see @punkeropercyjackson's infodump on Summer for what The Fortress is) and went solo as Batboy for roughly half a year, defeating villains such as Slade/Deathstroke, before reuniting with the gang and joining The Outlaws again, now his own fully fledged hero.
His initial suit was black and yellow, which changed to a new blue and black suit when his old suit got damaged during the Arkham and Blackgate breakouts. He stuck with the blue and black suit for the rest of his time as Batboy. He also had a black and green suit when he temporarily became a Green Lantern.
When he was about 23, he and Jennifer got married. Afterwards, Mathew quit being Batboy. But then Kyle offered him a ring to become a permanent Green Lantern, which Mathew accepted, as Jennifer around the same time began training under Dick to become the new Nightwing. Around a year and a half later, Jennifer gave birth to her and Mathew's child, Brenda, an autistic Non-Binary lesbian, who grew up to become her generation's Batboy.
@insomniac-jay @mayameanderings @honeypotsworld
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You’ve got me so obsessed with Kanes. Please drop any headcanons or literally anything to do with them at all If you ever feel like it <3
Always ready to scream about them!!
Kate is a child of divorce, but that's obvious enough
Expert marksman Jacob Kane my beloved <333 let the mf be a badass swordsman right now. Thought can you imagine him as a sniper?? ... Hooo, boy
Jake and Gabi are the Sunshine/grumpy trope, except they're both equally dangerous. They just split cause Martha’s death hit Jacob hard. He could barely be human, let alone married
In my mind, Jake is sharp and jagged and cut-throat, but also? Possibly the funniest little bitch on planet earth
The fatherly urge to focus on your nephew rather than your daughter. "You ruined my life!" "How can I ruin your life?! I wasn't even there!"
Whenever he refers to The Incident, Jacob almost never includes Thomas. It's always "after your mother's death," " When Martha died" like hooooly. Shakespeare couldn't write this drama
Seriously. Jake and Thomas hating eachother and Jake openly blaming him for the shooting. Can you imagine being little Bruce and hearing that?
Jacob wanting custody of Bruce almost immediately, but Alfred, grave serious, " Take him, and I'll kill us both." "Very well. No Waynes left to ruin this one"
Not to be edgy, but i adore The Boogeyman archetype in fiction; So many thinking that's Batman, for Gotham, but it's not. It's Jacob Kane.
Bruce still seeking out Jacob; He needs to be shaped. Needs to be fixed and broken, and from what he's seen in compromised military files, his uncle is the best at both
Jacob Kane is impossible to please; One hidden truth about Bruce is how subjective he is to validation. He wants to be a good hero, a good monster, a good soldier. And Jacob says if he can't be all three, what's the point?
Their training was...Harsh.
Bruce training in ballet for precision and dexterity; Still. He can't listen to Swan Lake without the weak phantom pain of frost bite aching in his feet, from many hours spent dancing in Russian snow
As you can imagine, Alfred and Jacob aren't too fond of eachother
Still. Golden Girls energy sjsjs "when I met you, I thought you were a huge slut and you wore too much eyeliner. I was wrong. You don't wear too much eyeliner"
Bruce makes sure to tell the Robins, even non verbally, that he's proud of them, because Jake never said it to him
But there was love there; It's obscure, and sneaky, and fleeting, but it was there.
Jacob could tell Bruce was Batman after a single fight, but it took him years to figure out Kate is Batwoman
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Two passions of mine are lists and family trees/next generations. One of my bigger gripes with the Fandom Wiki is that they will put absolutely everything to be a character category... aside from “next generation”...
So, I’m making my own list of next generation characters from all over the multiverse. Which is ungrateful, to be quite frank, due to how hard they are to find if you haven’t met them personally in a comic yet.
Which brings us to this post. Consider it a WIP as well as an ask for help. If you are as interested in next gen characters as I am, look at the shiny list! If you have read comics including next gen characters not listed here, please tell me the source and name so I can add them!
(Listed in braces behind are home Earth and continuity; if nothing is listed, it’s a child from the main continuity. Also, the list is in alphabetical order by hero alias, so if you want to just check a particular hero, that’s where you’ll find them.)
Children of Aquaman / Arthur Curry / Orin
With Mera:
Arthur Curry Jr. (New Earth main continuity; dead and also erased)
Arthur Joseph ‘AJ’ Curry (New Earth main continuity; erased)
Andrina ‘Andy’ Curry (main continuity since Rebirth)
Arthur Curry Jr. (Earth-12; Batman Beyond; listed separately because this one does not die in infancy but lives to be an adult)
Marina/Mareena Curry (Earth-12; Batman Beyond)
Eldoris Curry (Alternate Future; Justice League: Legacy)
Artur (Earth-16; Young Justice cartoon)
Children of Aqualad / Garth
With an unnamed mother:
Tula (Earth-22; Kingdom Come)
With Dolphin:
Cerdian (New Earth main continuity; dead and also erased)
Children of Batman / Bruce Wayne
Adopted Children:
Richard ‘Dick’ Grayson
Jason Todd
Timothy ‘Tim’ Drake
Cassandra ‘Cass’ Cain
With an unnamed mother:
Bruce Wayne Junior (Earth-3839; Batman/Superman: Generations)
With Diana Prince:
Stephanie ‘Stevie’ Trevor (Earth-3839; Batman/Superman: Generations; stepdaughter, biological daughter of Steve Trevor)
With Talia al Ghul:
Damian Wayne
Ibn al Xu’ffasch (Earth-22; Kingdom Come)
Athanasia al Ghul (Earth-49; Injustice)
With Selina Kyle:
Helena Wayne (Earth-2/Earth-203/Unnamed Earth of Batman/Catwoman)
Aion (Alternate Future; Batman in Bethlehem)
With Kathy Kane:
Bruce Wayne Junior (Earth-154; Super-Sons)
Stepchildren, with Harley Quinn:
Bryce Quinzel (Earth-616; White Knight)
Jackie Quinzel (Earth-616; White Knight)
Due to Amanda Waller’s cloning of his DNA:
Terrence ‘Terry’ McGinnis (Earth-12; Batman Beyond)
Matthew ‘Matt’ McGinnis (Earth-12; Batman Beyond)
Children of Batwoman / Kate Kane
With Renee Montoya:
Jason Todd (adopted; Earth-24; Bombshells)
With Maggie Sawyer: Unnamed Daughter
(Earth-24; Bombshells)
Children of Black Lightning / Jefferson Pierce
With Lynn Stewart:
Anissa Pierce
Jennifer Pierce
Jacob Pierce (Earth-118; Dark Knights of Steel)
Children of Bumblebee / Karen Beecher
With Malcolm Duncan:
Rhea Malia Beecher Duncan (Earth-16; Young Justice cartoon)
Children of Cyborg / Victor Stone
With an unnamed mother:
George Marvin Stone (Alternate Future; Justice League: Legacy)
Children of the Flash #1 / Jay Garrick
With Joan Williams:
Judy Garrick (retconned into the main continuity as of The New Golden Age)
Bartholomew ‘Barry’ Allen (Arrowverse; The Flash TV show; Jay Garrick and Henry Allen as well as Joan Williams and Nora Thompson are confirmed to be doppelgängers, technically making Barry the child of Jay/Joan)
Children of the Flash #2 / Barry Allen
With Iris West:
Dawn Allen
Donald Allen
Nora Allen (Arrowverse; The Flash TV show)
Bartholomew ‘Bart’ Allen II (Arrowverse; The Flash TV show)
With Jessica Cruz:
Jason Allen (Alternate Future; Justice League: Legacy)
Jenny Allen (Alternate Future; Justice League: Legacy)
Nora Allen (Alternate Future; Justice League: Legacy)
Children of the Flash #3 / Kid Flash / Wally West
With Angela Margolin:
Iris West (Earth-22; Kingdom Come)
Bartholomew ‘Barry’ West (Earth-22; Kingdom Come)
With Linda Park:
Iris ‘Irey’ West II
Jai West
unnamed/unborn baby
Children of the Green Arrow #1 / Oliver Queen
Adopted:
Roy Harper Jr.
Mia Dearden
With Chloe Sullivan:
Jonathan Queen (Earth-167; Smallville TV show)
With Dinah Laurel Lance:
Connor Queen (Earth-49; Injustice)
Laurel Queen-Lance (Earth-11)
Olivia Queen (Earth-22; Kingdom Come/Earth-11)
With Felicity Smoak:
Mia Smoak-Queen (Arrowverse; Arrow TV show)
With Samantha Clayton:
William Clayton (Arrowverse; Arrow TV show)
With Shado:
Robert Queen Jr. (New Earth main continuity; erased)
With Sandra Hawke:
Connor Hawke
Children of the Green Arrow #2 / Connor Hawke
With presumably a version of Bonnie King:
Cissie King-Hawke (Earth16 - comics-verse, not cartoon verse, so the continuity of The Just)
Children of Harley Quinn / Harleen Quinzel
With an unnamed partner:
Unnamed Daughter (Earth-12; Batman Beyond; mother to Harley’s grandchildren, Deidra and Delia Dennis)
With Pamela Isley:
Unnamed Child (Earth-24; Bombshells)
With the Joker:
Lucy Quinzel (Earth-49; Injustice)
Bryce Quinzel (Earth-616; White Knight)
Jackie Quinzel (Earth-616; White Knight)
Children of Nightwing / Robin #1 / Dick Grayson
With Barbara Gordon:
John Thomas Grayson (Earth-2)
James ‘Jimmy’ Grayson (Earth-616; White Knight)
With Koriand’r:
Mar’i Grayson (Earth-22; Kingdom Come)
Jacob ‘Jake’ Grayson (Alternate Future; The New Order)
With Unnamed Mother(s):
Elainna Grayson (Earth-12; Batman Beyond)
Thomas Grayson (Alternate Future; Generation Lost)
Children of Red Arrow / Arsenal / Speedy / Roy Harper
With Jade Nguyen:
Lian Harper
Children of Supergirl / Kara Zor-El
Adopted:
Lucy (Unnamed Earth; Last Daughters)
With Brainiac-5:
XTC (Earth-22; Kingdom Come; inofficial name of the character)
With Clark Kent (in-vitro):
Kara Junior (Unnamed Earth; Created Equal)
Children of Superman / Clark Kent / Kal-El
With Diana Prince:
Bruce Kent (Unnamed Earth; Distant Fires)
Jonathan Kent II (Earth-22; Kingdom Come)
Three more unnamed children (Earth-22; Kingdom Come)
Jonathan Kent II (Earth-686; Dark Knight Returns)
Lara Kent (Earth-686; Dark Knight Returns)
Unnamed son (Unnamed Earth; Act of God)
Zod-Ur (Earth 12; Batman Beyond; though he is the biological son of E12!Diana and E50!Clark and fostered by E12!Clark)
With Linda Danvers:
Ariella Kent (New Earth main continuity; erased)
With Lois Lane:
Jonathan Samuel Kent
Jonathan Kent (Arrowverse; Superman & Lois TV show)
Jordan Kent (Arrowverse; Superman & Lois TV show)
Christopher ‘Chris’ Kent (Earth-16 - again, The Just comics, not YJ; their son in YJ is a version of Jon)
Clark Kent Jr. (Earth-154; Super-Sons)
Jorel Kent (Earth-2020; Superman 2020)
Joel Perry Kent (Earth-3839; Batman/Superman: Generations)
Kara Kent (Earth-3839; Batman/Superman: Generations)
Jason White (Unnamed Earth; Superman Returns movie)
Adam Kent (Unnamed Earth; Created Equal)
Hunter Prince (adopted; Alternate Future; Justice League: Legacy)
Children of Wonder Woman / Diana of Themyscira
With Clark Kent:
Bruce Kent (Unnamed Earth; Distant Fires)
Jonathan Kent II (Earth-22; Kingdom Come)
Three more unnamed children (Earth-22; Kingdom Come)
Jonathan Kent II (Earth-686; Dark Knight Returns)
Lara Kent (Earth-686; Dark Knight Returns)
Unnamed son (Unnamed Earth; Act of God)
Zod-Ur (Earth 12; Batman Beyond; though he is the biological son of E12!Diana and E50!Clark)
With Steve Trevor:
Hippolyta ‘Lyta’ Trevor-Hall (New Earth main continuity; rewritten to no longer be either of their child/Earth-2)
Vicki Trevor (Earth-34; Wonder Woman: Amazonia)
Ettie Trevor (Earth-34; Wonder Woman: Amazonia)
Stephanie ‘Stevie’ Trevor (Earth-3839; Batman/Superman: Generations; also Bruce Wayne’s stepdaughter)
With Steppenwolf:
Donna of Amazon Island (Earth 2)
With the Darkness:
Hunter Prince (Alternate Future; Justice League: Legacy)
Children of Wonder Girl / Troia / Donna Troy
With Terry Long:
Jennifer Long (stepdaughter; New Earth main continuity; dead and also erased)
Robert Long (New Earth main continuity; dead and also erased)
Children of Zatanna Zatara
With John Constantine:
Zatara II (Earth-22; Kingdom Come)
Raven (adopted; Earth-24; Bombshells)
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hood-ex · 1 year
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in the post about whether or not alfred is currently dead, you made a comment about dick having trauma related to being mind controlled, and it made me want to write something about him processing that. now i'm re-reading some of the books where that happens to him, but i was wondering if you had any particular instances in mind when you made that comment? like, what comes to mind for me is the whole brother blood thing in tales of the teen titans, but i don't really (1/2)
(2/2) like that particular arc for a lot of other reasons, so i'm trying to find something else to base the stuff i'm writing on. you don't need to pull anything specific out, but if you have some thoughts off the top of your head, that would be awesome. thanks!
This is probably not the answer you want buuut... the amnesia/Ric arc will give you a lot to work with. The Court of Owls used the crystal to repress Dick's memories. They implanted false memories in his head such as making Dick believe that he was a cold-blooded killer who was raised by William Cobb after John and Mary died. Then, they tried to turn him into a Talon (which is technically where the real mind control kicked in).
Joker then attained the crystal and made everything 10x worse. He used Dick to attack the batfam and to enact his plan during the Joker War arc, and like I said in a post I made previously:
Joker tarnished Dick's memory of his parents. He made Dick think that John and Mary were druggies, alcoholics, and child abusers. He also implanted a memory in Dick's head where Dick felt happy that Joker murdered John and Mary.
To fuck up Dick's head even more, Joker also made Dick believe that he was Dick's father. He made Dick depend on him alone. He also made Dick believe Bruce was his enemy.
Dick knows which of his memories are fake but that doesn't take away from the fact that those false memories are still swirling around in the back of his head somewhere. Not just the Joker memories but the Court of Owls ones too. That's gotta be pretty unpleasant to live with at times.
And as a result of the head trauma and amnesia, Dick also had to deal with a lot of other issues that weren't directly related to the mind control such as learning how to walk/eat/talk again, losing time (blacking out), having identity issues, dealing with homelessness, and navigating family issues during that time.
Like I said, there's a lot of trauma to unpack there.
Uhhh... let's see. Not mind control specifically but the Titans had their emotions manipulated by the Sons of Trigon in Titans (2008) #3. Jacob, the deadly sin of lust, invoked lust in Dick and Kory which resulted in them having (noncon??) sex.
Likewise, for mental/emotional manipulation, there's also the situation with Gargoyle and the Fab Five where Gargoyle fucked with their heads enough to make them fight each other (The Titans #15-16).
In Grayson #20, Doctor Daedalus took over Dick's body and tried to erase his soul from the world. So it was two minds in one body until Dick triggered tsuchigomo and shocked Doctor Daedalus out of existence.
Hmm, yeah, I think that's all that's coming to my head rn. If anyone else has an example then feel free to share it.
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What is your favorite nurse joy daydream currently?
I’ve got like 20 at all times because I have OC brainrot and it’s terminal. (I’m not sorry and I love Nurse Joy Kanzaki of Gotham General ER.)
So when I’m driving for three hours to visit my sibling for a weekend I imagine Joy and Jason on a roadtrip and what music they’d listen to or what car snacks they’d each want. When I wake up in my warmest comfiest blanket burrito I imagine Joy trying NOT to remember waking up next to him after their accidental nap because they are NOT dating and she should NOT be thinking of his hand on her hip or how his heartbeat sounded under her ear. When I’m at work my thoughts jump sideways to Rhapsody in his new job, not knowing that Jason and Dick take turns checking up on him and are relieved when he smiles and talks to new coworkers. When I binge-watch tiktok and a funny video or rant from a nurse comes up I imagine how Joy would handle the situation.
And when I get “John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt” stuck in my head for three days straight it bleeds into the fandom/OC brainrot and gives me something like this:
His Name is My Name Too
Red Hood met her at the loading dock behind an abandoned grocery store.
It had been abandoned for years after receiving code violations for not being earthquake or hurricane safe. The owner didn’t want to lose money updating it, and kept saying he had plans to bulldoze the whole thing but never did. Then he got caught for other shoddy business practices and was serving time but still owned the property and refused to sell.
Red told her all this while he helped unload groceries and medical supplies from the trunk of her car. He was wearing a domino mask today instead of the helmet. Joy noticed he did that most often when dealing with children. Probably so they could see his facial expressions and not get spooked by the voice modulator.
He helped her set up a folding table and a few camp chairs, then threw a plastic picnic blanket over a section of the loading dock.
“You can sanitize your station on the table while I set up lunch. The kids will be watching us already, but won’t come out until they’re confident we have food and don’t mean harm. I’ll call out the signal when we’re done and they’ll have made the choice to trust us or not by then.”
Joy got to work scrubbing the plastic table with cleaning solution before laying down a brand new vinyl sheet and spraying that down with cleaner as well. She’d been part of community outreach programs for years, helping anyone who needed it to get vaccinated and checked out for minor injuries. She loved signing up for the mobile unit the hospital had, visiting neighborhoods so people who didn't have a car or couldn’t do public transit still had the chance to get medical support. And it was all free to the people that showed up, paid for (once again) by one of Bruce Wayne’s many charities that supported unhoused people and the poorer communities.
Doing this without a whole team and hospital grade equipment felt wrong, but when Red had asked if she’d be willing to help out a crew of homeless kids she said yes without hesitation. It broke her heart, but she also knew why some people refused to show up on the free mobile clinic days. Especially kids.
It was always advertised that no one had to show identification or even give a real name, the free clinic was just here to help, but trust wasn’t something Gothamites had in excess. Taking blood for testing was often refused because “I don’t wanna be put in The System!” and any syringe she pulled out could hold poison instead of the latest flu shot. She’d been accused of trying to implant trackers before, or working for Scarecrow, or for being a Chinese spy. (She didn’t bother trying to correct them by that point that she was half Japanese, not Chinese.)
Any kid that showed up alone usually got questioned by adults waiting in line about their home situation (if they had one) and pressured to talk to the Child Services desk. Gregory never left his chair under the pop-up canopy to approach kids. He stayed still and talked only if they came up to him first. He had a jar of candy he let kids dig through whether or not they wanted his help. Joy had only seen him leave his station once and that was to race over to stop a woman from violently dragging a child toward his desk. It wasn’t her child, and she was escorted away by security.
The kids she was planning to help today already knew Red Hood. He’d been keeping them safe, giving them money and food for months. He said it took that long to convince them he wasn’t playing a long con to traffic them, and they only agreed to her visit after a month of discussions.
And only because her name started with a J.
When she asked Red why that mattered he just smiled and said, “you’ll see.”
Now that all her easy-to-travel-with medical supplies were lined up and sanitized alongside the medicines Red had brought (she didn’t ask if he purchased them or not, hospitals had theft insurance) she looked over to see him sitting on the loading dock about ten feet away from the picnic, swinging his legs and whistling.
He’d said they were being watched, so his relaxed posture must be for show. Joy didn’t catch any eyes peeking out of shadows, but a crew of street kids this paranoid would know how to spy without getting caught.
She sat in one of the camp chairs to wait, knowing it might take a while, and listened to Red. He had a strong whistle. Clear and controlled. The tune was easy to recognize but he drew out the notes slowly, tossing in some bird-like warbles for fun. It was nice to see him relax. He didn’t get enough time for that.
Then he stopped, smiled sideways at a rusty dumpster and jumped off the loading dock to stand tall and sang out the words of his song.
“John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt!!”
“His name is my name too,” several voices responded from different directions, and Joy had to force herself not to jump.
Five kids melted out of the shadows. It was hard to tell their ages with how many layers of clothing they wore, but she would guess four of them were between fourteen and sixteen, and the fifth was likely seven or eight.
“Hey kids!” Hood smiled at each, “Thanks for coming out today. This is my friend Joy, she’s a nurse at Gotham General and is really good at her job.”
The two oldest walked over and said hello while the other three went straight to the food. It was all pre-packaged still-sealed items that were easy to eat with your hands. Red had given her the money and shopping list a couple days ago with very specific instructions.
“Like when I brought you food in the hospital,” she’d commented, after reading through it all. His responding grin had been a little brittle.
“Every street kid learns not to trust food that can be tampered with. A warm meal isn’t worth the risk of getting drugged.”
Joy said hello back to the kids and explained what her plans were in detail, showing off the medicines and equipment, answering their questions, and clearly stating she would never touch them without permission or steal their dna for evil science.
That last bit was in response to the youngest asking questions through a mouthful of barbecue potato chips.
They were all quiet, polite, listened to her every word seriously, and never stood close enough to each other that two could be grabbed at once. The crew wordlessly rotated who kept an eye on each adult, and who got to shovel food into their mouths. They’d been taking care of each other for a while.
“So while I’m here, what names do you want me to call you?” she deliberately asked this way so they would know she was expecting fake names, and wouldn’t be able to report them to the authorities.
“John,” one raised his fist in the air, holding a bag of twizzlers while the free hand returned to shoving a turkey sandwich in his mouth.
“Jacob,” the oldest looking one said, also raising a hand.
“Jingle!!” the youngest shouted happily, holding both hands up.
“Jaime,” he said, raising a hand to give her a salute.
“Smith,” said the last, pumping his fist in the air like he was fist bumping the sky. Joy didn’t try to hide her delighted smile at their names, but didn’t get to comment before Smith continued, “My full name is John Smith, but Other John was here first, so I’m just Smith.”
“You coulda picked a new name like me and Jaime,” Jingle shrugged at him.
“You didn’t pick yours!” Jacob frowned at the child, “We gave it to you after you stole that Santa’s bell outside the Walmart last Christmas!”
“Well I chose to keep it!”
“You stole a bell?” Red cut in. He’d also come over to sit down. “Wouldn’t that be hard to conceal with all the noise?”
“The noise was the point!” Jingle smiled broadly, showing a couple adult teeth that were just barely starting to poke through the gums.
“Jingle made enough distraction with the bell,” John said, nodding, “That I could steal Santa’s pot of cash.”
Red whistled in appreciation, “That’s a good score.”
“Thanks,” John said, but he was looking at Joy like he expected something. Suddenly all five of the kids were staring at her from their own positions around the table. Three standing, two seated, but she was surrounded.
“Did you have a question for me?” she asked calmly, ignoring the shiver down her spine.
“You gonna judge us for stealing Santa’s money?”
“Nope.”
“You honest?” The question sounded like a threat.
“Yep.”
The silence stretched as they stared. They were waiting for her to prove it. Even Red was watching her, lips pressed together to prevent a smile. She explained her thoughts just as she had the medicines.
“Every Santa ringing a bell outside a Walmart in Gotham works for the Salvation Army because Walmart is the only store that lets them use their properties around here. Smaller local stores collect donations for different Wayne charities cuz this is Gotham and people born here know Wayne actually helps people. Unlike the Salvation Army that’s transphobic and homophobic and only helps people they think are good enough but then give the least amount of effort before kicking you back to the curb for asking too many questions or snoring or wanting to keep your dog. But you all look pretty smart to me, so I bet you knew that when you planned your mark, huh? I’m not gonna judge you for taking Santa’s money, not just cuz I hate the Salvation Army, but because that money is supposed to help people who need it. And you needed it.”
Five feral smiles flashed her way before the tension broke and the kids returned to eating.
“Yeah, she’s a good J,” Jacob said, glancing between Joy and Red approvingly.
“Told ya so,” Red smiled back.
“My name’s Joy, not Jay,” she reminded the kid. Jacob snorted.
“We’re all J’s here,” he said and counted on his fingers as he listed everyone off. “John, Jacob, Jingle, Jaime, and even Smith’s first name is a J.”
Jaime leaned forward in the camp chair and wiped mustard off his mouth before saying, “It took them forever to believe Jaime started with a J and not an H. Had to teach them more Spanish words that sound different from what they’re spelled to make them believe me.”
“Like jalapeño,” Jingle nodded sagely.
“Both of you are J’s too,” Jacob continued like he hadn’t been interrupted. “That’s why we’re trusting you.”
Joy’s eyes went wide as her head snapped to stare at Red, then back to Jacob.
“Red Hood told you his name?!”
Red let out a bark of laughter, but Jacob answered her.
“Nah. He just said it starts with a J. We don’t know what his name is but we believe him cuz he never lied to us yet, which is why we all agreed to meet you too. And now we know you’re a good J. Good J’s take care of each other.”
The mind of a child was a fascinating thing.
These five kids were paranoid and clever, aware of every movement and watching every exit, careful of who they met and judging every word she spoke, looking for flaws and traps. But they also had that spark of whimsy - the thing that makes children latch onto arbitrary rules just because it doesn’t hurt. Because they found something as small as a letter of the alphabet to share when they had nothing else but each other.
“So… you’re going to let me stick you with needles and promise to brush your teeth because my name starts with a J and I’m nice?”
They each made noises of agreement.
“It’s like Jacob said,” John grinned around two twizzlers hanging from the corner of his mouth. “We’re all J’s here, and Good J’s take care of each other because -”
He twisted his wrist like he was going to bow, and all five sang in unison:
“His name is my name too.”
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it: patrick hockstetter, bill denbrough, richie tozier.
the wizarding world:
golden era: cedric diggory, draco malfoy, fred weasley, george weasley, harry potter, lorenzo berkshire, mattheo riddle, neville longbottom, oliver wood, ron weasley, theodore nott.
marauders: james potter, regulus black, remus lupin, severus snape, sirius black.
fantastic beasts and where to find them: newt scamander.
stranger things: billy hargrove, eddie munson, mike wheeler, robin buckley, steve harrington.
the walking dead: carl grimes, daryl dixon, glenn rhee, negan, rick grimes, shane walsh.
the umbrella academy: diego hargreeves, klaus hargreeves, five hargreeves.
netieyam: what i will write?
miscellaneous: carlisle cullen, carlos de vil, edward cullen, emmett cullen, enoch o'connor, harry hook, jacob black, jacob portman, jasper hale, jay, lee eun-hyuk, rodrick heffley, zed necrodopolis.
fem! reader inserts only.
fluff & angst (mostly based on songs.)
smut (age gap, breeding, public sex, fingering, breath play, cum eating, corruption, dacryphilia, thigh riding and fucking, handjobs, p in v, anal, scissoring, cockwarming, size kink, daddy kink, degrading, gun and knife play, spitting, pet play, praising, somnophilia, male and female oral, dub-con and more...)
polyamory.
bupivacaina: what i won't write?
tropes: enemies to lovers, friends to lovers, roomies, fake dating, omegaverse, etc.
gn! + male! + nb! & dom! reader (i just don't know how to write it.)
sensitive content (dysphoria, dysmorphia, suicide, vomit, abortion, eating disorders, self harm.)
smut (age play, zoophilia, everything that contain minors in suggestive situations, child abuse, pegging, incest, bondage, non-con, fisting, monsterfucking, raceplay.)
other (scat, water sports, foot fetish, snuff, vore, pregnancy, mpreg or having kids in general and more...)
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