#just please boost this atleast

[kyra45]

thetreeonthecountryside/thetreepoink is a scam account

They’ve now conned people out of $130 so please share this post to bring awareness that their post is a scam post. (Link removed as the account deactivated.)

The blog is a scammer. They don’t own Elvira and here is how I know. The PayPal address their using isn’t the one owned by the actual owner. The real owner isn’t a tumblr user and their post has been stolen by the scam account word for word. No money donated to the PayPal username kathnicols is going to the cat. Also the PayPal address is in the Philippines and if you pay attention to the vet bill it’s for MA.

The blogs bio is stolen from another blog.

Which is basically the scammer trying to look like someone’s alt account.

Please don’t donate to thetreeonthecountryside/thetreepoink. They block/delete any reblogs/comments that call them out so you have to do it another way. This scammer doesn’t care about this cat they just stole it off Facebook. Here is the original owners posts.

The ask being sent:

“Greetings! Hi there! Pardon me for being this direct. But my little kitty needs your help, i know times are tough but please if you have some time to spare, kindly boost/share the post I pinned for her. It would be so meaningful to me as I’m hoping it would reach more people.. please 💔🙏 praying you’d consider, and pls kindly send me a msg for a response or answer the ask privately so I could atleast thank you for doing us a favor! Wishing you good health and peace! 🫶🏽”

Update

They deactivated, but unfortunately that means their post can still spread by reblogs. However, they can’t delete any reblogs that call them a scammer.

Update 2

Remade as tinytreees.

Update 3

Changed to immatinytree

#thetreeonthecountryside #scam #psa #scam alert #pet donation scam #justin’s scam list #thetreepoink #tinytreees #immatinytree

[bingusbongu]

(Sorry I'm about to send like 4 requests /srs)

May. May I request some rottmnt Leon general dating hcs..

-🖋

A/N: HEY BESTIE,,,, dawg really sent me 8 requests,,,, oh well here is my take on Leolanadro dating hc!!!!!! Im tired,,, sorry if this is to short

Masterlist

Rules

Leonardo Dating hcs♡

• he is a HUGE flirt. Even before you and him even began a relationship, he is finding the most wildest pick up lines that he can think of, and blurting them out without even thinking about it

• he would totally get hurt and when you rush to his aid he takes this chance to flirt

"Ow,,, ive hurt myself from falling,,,, for you ;)"

DAWG FELL FROM A BUILDING TO FLIRT WITH YOU WITH HIS BODY BROKEN

• does litterly EVERYTHING to get a blush or a giggle out of you it makes him look stupid (he already does)

•and when he actually manages??? His ego boosts, and he gets all proud of himself. The smugest smile ever

• NEVER uses your real name. He HAS to call you a nickname. From the moment you guys started dating, and even before he had a stupid nickname for you. And you just have to go along with it

• does litterly anything and EVERYTHING to try and impress you. Whether it just be chugging a whole can of soda without burping, he does it just to earn your praise. (He is also alittle insecure,,, make sure he knows how amazing he is ♡)

• he loves physical affection, atleast just holding your hand or tackling you into a hug to cuddle. But i also think he would use words of affirmation. Praising you on every little thing you do, even if you are just sitting there with him, he will just come up with a praise out of nowhere, and not even realize it.

• he also needs words of affirmation from you, make sure he is doing a good job and you love and appreciate him<3

• when he has to leave you or you have to leave, he wont let it happen without getting a kiss from you. Whether it just be a quick peck or a cheek kiss, he needs a kiss before he leaves. And has the biggest grin when he gets it

• speaking if which, when he is out with his brothers without you, he Conplains so much. Complsining about how he misses you and your kisses and your hand in his and the way you lean againts him-

• his brothers had to ducktape his mouth shut because of how much he was complaining about missing you.

• Donnie is getting so tired of here about you from Leo that he had to pull you aside and ask what you see in him. But alittle releaved since Leo goes to you to bother instead of him.

• Mickey thinks you guys are ADORABLE. Having Leo come home after a date and tell him EVERYTHING because he needs to know

• Raph is happy for him! He is just very worried that he is going to get distracted during a battle or something even worse and get himself hurt because he couldn't stop babbling about you

• when he is done with his day, he is immediately searching you our to find you, kiss you, lay ontop of you and tell you about his day and the recent battle. (Def twists the story to make him look like the only hero)

• you have to wear earplugs simetimes at night to drown out Leo from being up or making alot of noise in the middle of the night. Or, sometimes you stay up with him for as long as you can jusr to talk to him or comfort him. Thoigh, i also think he would love to hold you while you sleep. Even if he is awake, he'd like holding you close to him

• wakes you up super early because he is bored

• Dates are normal, going out to a different restaurant each week to try the food. And if there is pizza, Leo always orders that instead

• some of your dates though might be small, like him coming over to watch a show or movie with you

•you are one of his main priorities, alongside His Brothers, Dad, and April. So you bet your ass Leo would go out of his way to protect you and keep you safe. And you're his first concern when a battle is done. Has Donnie scan you just in case so many times.

• hold this poor baby PLEASE, he sp needs it

• he makes sure to drag you along with him everywhere he goes, he dosnt go anywhere without you unless its a battle. He needs to keep you safe and he intends to to so.

• brags about you all the time, mever shuts up about how amazing you are. Telling everyone how you woke up this morning

• HED BE SUCH A GENTLEMSN TOO URGGGG

• he is the type of guy to push you back in the car and close it just so he can open the door for you.

• when you enter the room he is automatically to your side and cracking up the worst pick up lines once again

• if you do actually manage to laugh at one of his jokes, he is already looking at rings to buy you

• if anyone tries to flirt with him, he will decline by going, "sorry, but im... taken." makes it so dramatic for no reason

• if you were to call him at any time and you could be halfway across the city and you need him, he is automatically up and out of the lair running to your destination to get to you he isnt slacking.

• LOVES the fact that you depend on him. Makes him so proud of himself, also gives him another bit of motivation to be a good leader!

• cant go a full day without seeing you at least once. He will show up to your home unannounced and break in. He's done it so many times that you just gave him a spare key.

• your home becomes his second hang out spot. If hes not at the lair, he is definitely hanging in your house and raiding your fridge for food

• his brothers dont question it, they know where hes at

• sends you random memes in the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, LIKE???? leo honey, we need sleep

• gets so pouty when he has to leave you, but when he does he makes the most dramatic exits like jumping out of the window and shouting "WE SHALL MEET AGAIN, MY LOVE"

• He's so stupid, but we love stupid♡♡♡♡

#rottmnt leo x reader #rottmnt leonardo #rise leo x reader #rottmnt x reader #rottmnt x you #gender neutral reader #gn reader #reader insert #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #THE SILLY BLU MAN #one done so far #rottmnt zone

[honakito]

Heya! Just stumbled upon this account and I just wanted to say that I already adore your writings!!(even if it's just two(?) so far-) So I decided to make a request:D It's a bit of a silly one, but Kanade and Mizuki(separate please!) x reader hcs playing UNO with them, like, the card game wahahjsha This is mostly random, but I'll be glad if you'll be able to do it! Just don't rush yourself, please..(^^;)

⠀⠀ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏⠀⠀ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏⠀⠀ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ ͏͏͏uno. . ? like the card deck game ? ?

UNO! - prod. honakito

posted as : request

chars. : a. mizuki , y. kanade

type : x g/n ! reader

scenario : playing uno with them ( headcanons )

taglist : @finanah ( ask to be added )

notes : first of all ignore the header second of all i love this idea so much i had to immediately do it since my brain was like a tornado of ideas what the hell,,, and i still have a request to do that is probably older than my account (not really its from 2 days ago i just like taking my sweet time) + a recent one ,, still, thank you for requesting a different character! enjoyy ^_^

notes 2 : i was thinking of, once im done with the requests, posting analysis of different pjsk characters and card sets? i already have two ideas of this type of posts, and i think i have enough time, since i skipped school today, will skip tomorrow and wednesday is a free day thats awesome

date : 21 / 01 / 24 - 22 / 01 / 24

a. mizuki

literal uno expert.

they get competitive so quickly. i can feel it.

theyre also the definition of a ‘ its only okay when i do it ‘ person. like , for example , if you played a +4 card , they’d mockingly let out a loud whine for giggles. but if they have a +4 or +2 too , get ready to see a mischievous grin paint their face. theyd take this as a competition they have to win.

i feel like theyd trick you with their facial expressions and actions. lets say , you switch the color to one they have lots of cards of. theyd let out a surprised gasp while laying down on you a reverse card, two skip cards and a +4 card. 

half of it , they’re determined to win. if theyre feeling nice tho , mizuki will play easy for you. that lasts the total of maximum 2 rounds tho , they have a streak to maintain.

most of the time , you cant win for your dear life. if you do get lucky tho , they will jokingly get upset , but is actually pleasantly surprised! guess their talent sticked off to you.

i kind of imagine mizuki remaking the whole decks design when bored. like your own version of uno. the jirai keified version. like those making [thing] coquette.

about how frequently you’ll play tho? i think atleast once a month. even more , if you ask. they mostly play whenever theyre feeling sad tho , one game of uno with you lifts their spirits up and boosts their ego for the day higher than an americans appetite.

‘ heh heh heh… i won again! ‘ , , , ‘ i get it mizuki , i get it. ‘

y. kanade

genuinely never played uno before.

ok , that’s exaggerating now , isnt it?

kanade surely played uno before with nightcord in empty sekai. it being , ofcourse , mizukis idea. its not like shes an absolute pro at it tho.

but shes not incapable of not understanding the rules , either. she’d take a strategy and maximum beat you 3 times. maximum. i feel like you’d be the better one.

i feel like you wouldnt play so frequently , only when you so happen to be over while kanades taking a break from composing. so things wouldnt get awkward , you always bring a card deck of uno with you.

if your relationship is established after the ‘ saying goodbye to my masked self ‘ event , mafuyu would oftenly join your game by kanades invitation. if youre lucky enough to catch honami unoccupied , dont be shy to call her too! the more the merrier.

even so , she does not care about the winner at all. kanades just happy to spend some quality time with you, even if its over uno. which leads me to think you’d let her win on purpose sometimes. her eyes sparkle a bit whenever she does get the victory over you , it is a scenery you cannot get enough of.

‘ hm? i won… ‘ , , , ‘ great job, kanade! ‘

i love hashtag skipping school ALSO please read notes 2 ok thanks ,,

dividers arent mine ; credits to the rightful owners on TUMBLR

#written : surpassed angelic #mizuki akiyama #kanade yoisaki #project sekai #project sekai colorful stage #x reader #pjsk x reader #pjsk x you #pjsk #kanade yoisaki x reader #mizuki akiyama x reader #kanade pjsk #mizuki pjsk

[freyjas-musings]

I think its come to a point where I have to clarify a few things.

To start with , to everyone who reached out , thank you I am doing ok, I am just busy, I have a lot of work related travel in the next two weeks and I am preparing for my deadlines and dealing with real life . I promise I am fine.

As far as people who have doxxed me and have put my username on display subjecting me to bullying and harassment, the irony of the entire thing is not lost to me .

The fact that Elriels accused me of threatening to subject someone to harassment, when I specifically did not mention any username or individual .... while simultaneously displaying my username not only on several public FB groups which I have SS of, but also in several posts on both Tumblr and Twitter is baffling . Don't they see that they literally did what they accused me of "wanting" to do?

Who is the only one who is being subject to harassment and bullying ? Me and somehow I am the person who is in the wrong here ?

Now , coming to the part of character assassination, this isn't about fictional characters or books anymore , these people have written horrible things about me as a person ... twisted something I said on a post which most certainly wasn't said in a serious manner its dumb to think it was ( How would someone force someone to write an English exam ? The entire thing was exaggerated and ridiculous) and have called me different things varying from a Psychotic bitch to a creepy person aka defamation thereby posing a threat to my emotional and mental well-being.

I have been in this fandom long enough and I have interacted with enough people that it should atleast give most people that I have interacted with a general idea of what I really am like.

I have mostly kept well away from Elriels , I don't engage with them in any manner if I can avoid it and I have gone ahead and blocked as many of them and their tags. So , I clearly have no intention of interacting with them irrespective of whether they are decent people or not , I simply don't see the necessity and its not my preference. This is the reason most of my interactions usually revolve around Gwynriels and they are the only ones I usually address even in my posts.

I am a part of this fandom for myself and I commission art because I like the creative aspect of it and I love interacting and supporting artists. This much everybody knows about me.

The locus of my identity is internal to me and my circle of validation is a total sum of 2 people - My husband and my child.

So for anyone who thinks they can bully me into going away from the fandom by twisting things and saying mean things about me... you are really wrong.

I honestly wasn't feeling right about BB milking the ship war and preying on vulnerable people while also not lending their support to artists who are integral to the fandom... which is why , I literally stated 2 days back that I would be stepping back from the SJM fandom till we have news on the next book.

But .....

If this is the sort of shit people try to pull with me then it's not about BB anymore, My priority now is bullies in the fandom. My priority is people who thought they could manipulate my people against me.....

I HAVE A FEW WEEKS OF WORK THAT NEEDS MY FOCUS BUT COME APRIL 21ST .... I AM COMING BACK ... WITH MORE CONTENT , MORE COLLABS , MORE GWYNRIEL INITIATIVES AND BETTER STRATEGIES AND YES I WILL BE BOOSTING SEVERAL GWYNRIEL ART PIECES ....CRY ME A RIVER

This is to Gywnriels, I will totally respect it if you guys would like to unfollow me based on the propaganda that's been in action by the Elriels. But seeing I have gained 15 followers in the last 2 days I am going to assume you guys truly understand what I am as a person and for that I am thankful and incredibly grateful 🙏. If you guys see posts of people displaying my username please report both the post and the blogger.

Now , I would like to go back to work because irrespective of who Azriel gets to fuck in the next book ... my work is what is important... its what feeds me and pays my bills.

#gwynriel #gwyneth berdara #pro gwynriel #gwyn acosf #acotar #azriel shadowsinger #gwyn x azriel #azriel #post acosf #acosf theory #acotar fanart #fandom fuckery

[mychlapci]

Same anon as the preggo roddy one from yesterdayy? Second time sending one because im getting bold already plus i love your writing👍

I was poking around, because im blessed with boredom and the horny thoughts are hitting, and saw Rescue bots, And i am obsessed with chase so much, also the rescue bots polyamory.

The four of then cuddled up in the bunker at night after going absolutely feral on eachother, panels barely able to close as a mix of fluids gather beneath them, whoever fucked who was forgotten the moment a shared overload rippled over the lot of them, and the four of them end up in a sticky puddle of transfluid and lubricant mixed, too lazy to move and much too happy, blissfully ignorant of that 𝑵𝒐 the walls arent soundproofed enough to block out Chase’s screams and 𝒀𝒆𝒔 they’re keeping the humans up, and Cody does know, but he’s more worried on why its either blades or chase screaming.

I definitely see and headcannon chase as a speedster frame, he barely ever stops doing something unless he physically cant, and it just seems like he puts his endless energy into something that isn’t being a whore 𝘙𝘰𝘥𝘪𝘮𝘶𝘴 ,and i wished he had doorwings or a spoiler, because he’s just so pretty and most definitely deserves the other three of them to take turns to fuck the energy out of his frame, grabbing at sensitive appendages like they’re handles to get a good grip while slamming into a valve that feels hot enough to burn <3

All three bots knowing how needy speedsters get, how much energy a speedster frame conceals without an output source, like a thick false spike that can adsorb energy or a clamp on his node that vibrates until his anterior node is numb and tingling, panels are barely able to stay closed during a high-speed chase because the charge his frame wracks up stimulates the clamp, and his node is just buzzing with pleasure and the moment him and Chief burns get back to the firehouse, he just collapses.

The humans are worried ofcourse, panicking because they think he’s hurt, when in reality it was blades or heatwave’s idea because i see both of them as kinky little fucks and Boulder just watches while trying not to laugh because they all 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 chase is gonna be absolutely pissed off at them.

In the end Chief burns has to try and carefully explain that: No, the bots cannot continue to act like horny rabbits: No, they cant do their jobs if they’re pregnant, its a safety risk and Yes, if they want to keep on doing what theyre doing they have to use protection. (Its too late one of them, probably Chase or Blades, are already preggo. I want to go into detail on Blades but Chase needs some love)

Does ‘facing like that boost their morale? Yes. Do they continue? Yes. Does Chief burns threaten to call Optimus up and make the prime tell them to stop? Also yes. Atleast they can repopulate the Rescue bots?.. its like putting an endangered species in a breeding sanctuary and NOT expecting them to breed like crazy once theyre in a safe environment with food, shelter and comfort.

Yes god please, rescue bots porn save me. I fucking love horny rescue bots. i mean, sure, they’re always busy with missions, but not always always, they have far more moments of peace than the battle-trained team Prime, so obviously they gotta fill that free time with something. Orgies seem like a good idea.

Also thank you for focusing on Chase. My babygirl Chase. I need to play with his holes so badly. I need to fuck him so hard he forgets his name. But it’s fine, the rest of the Rescue bots are doing a good enough job of that. I am also a speedster + doorwings Chase truther btw. Chase shuddering when his door-wings are rubbed, valve cycling down when someone, usually Heatwave, grabs his wings and pulls while fucking him from behind…

god, the bunker not being soundproofed at all. The first few weeks the bots were staying there, the poor family had to get used to the sounds of them squealing and moaning in overload every. Single Night. Everyone is uncomfortable, though Cody is mostly confused. As they branch out to stunts like shoving a false spike up Chase’s valve for an entire day just to watch him stumble and struggle to pretend he’s not overloading in the middle of a police chase, Chief Burns’ gotta start thinking about how to… regulate the bots’ interfacing habits. 

He reasons with them, saying that he wouldn’t want them to get sparked and end up incapable of fulfilling their vision (and bless whichever poor soul had to explain to him how cybertronians reproduce…) But oops. Big oops. I bet you Chase is already pregnant. Chief Burns is not strong enough to handle those news, not until he cools down and Chase has no choice but to start explaining the bump on his belly <33

bonus points if Charlie asks which one of the bots is the baby daddy and Chase casually admits he’s not sure. Maybe he babbles out some statistics based on which one of his teammates fucked him the most, but Chief Burns is not listening at that point. He really should call Optimus. 

#valveplug #rescue bots #I NEED RESCUE BOTS SEX. I NEED CHASE RESCUE BOTS TO BE FUCKED SO HARD HIS BRAIN STOPS WORKING #pregnancy mention

[w1nters0ldier20]

I’ll give up everything just to find you.

Stucky fic🤍

A/N : this is my first fic so if its bad im srry😭

Warnings — angst, happy ending, language, a slur(I CAN SAY),

Steve was panicking, shaking and every scared action you could possibly imagine. Bucky, his bucky had just got shot and taken by HYDRA. Steve had screamed “NO!” As he was forcefully taken back to the hellhole he had just escaped. But steve didn’t give up he started to chase the car down, but it was too late and too fast. He fell to his knees and sobbed.

Natasha walked over”steve..” steve shushed her”i don’t wanna hear it” he said in choked out sobs, “we’ll find him steve, come on back to the jet and lets get you healed.” Natasha replied and steve wobbled back to the jet crying into Natasha. “it’s my fault”he says in muffled sobs. “No, no steve it isn’t, its gonna be ok we’re going to find him” she says emphasizing the word going.

—

Bucky’s POV:

He woke up in a panic, breathing heavily as he slowly came back to reality realizing where he was. His mind overwhelmed with thoughts “nonono please no” “is steve ok?” “Is everybody captured” “fuck not again please..” he cried silently as these thoughts rushed over him. “If it isn’t the winter soldier.. back to reclaim your place?” The HYDRA agent spat. “First of all, im not the winter soldier anymore. I’ve changed, moved on, and hell i even found a fucking boyfriend. Secondly you forced me to be here you asshole.” Bucky spat back as the HYDRA agent smirked

“Still feisty aren’t ya?good you need a little fire to ignite the soldier”the agent chuckled as Bucky was paralyzed in fear. “Oh steve.. please please find me”

Steves POV:

Nonstop work. “Gotta find him, gotta find my buck”his mind screamed as he tried to find every HYRDA location. 2 days, 2 fucking days since Bucky was shot and captured and it had been all his fault. He was in sobs and practically murdered with guilt. Tony walks in to see him sobbing trying to find clues to as where Bucky went. “Hey cap.. it’s 4am, get some rest i’ll continue for now until you wake up.”tony says sadly”you’ve been at this nonstop let me help.”he trys to smile. “Thanks tony, but you really dont have too, i got this.” He says, his voice husky and barely there since the screaming and crying. Even so he fakes a smile.“Fine, if you don’t want to leave me to it lemme help cap.”tony sits down and starts to help pinpoint locations”

—

Buckys POV:

“Ready to comply?” The HYDRA agent says with a clenched jaw. “Nope.” Bucky chuckles emphasizing the p. The agent punches him again, “say no again see what happens faggot.” He scoffs at Bucky as bucky spits out blood.

The agent leaves the room and Bucky’s mine rushes over thoughts of steve and their last conversation.

“Lost your game buck?” Steve laughs playfully at him.”you wish Stevie” as buck throws a snowball at steve but misses again.”oh you have.”steve throws a snowball and hits Bucky in the chest.” Oh im so getting you back for that doll”he smirks

He would do anything to go back to that right now.

—

Steves POV:

“Oh my god tony, we did it” he sobs, “thank you. Thank you so much” he cries happily”im going now, i cant wait till morning.” He sniffles as tony snaps back”woah slow your roll you need to sleep first and eat AND get ahold of yourself before you go sweetheart” he looks at steve concerned, “ill eat and drink but im not sleeping till i see my Bucky again.” So tony takes that and makes him waffles and gives him water.”here we come Bucky..” his mind races with happy thoughts of getting him back

“So when can we go?” Steve says as he finishes his meal, all the avengers awake and ready to go get Bucky away from those stupid HYDRA agents. “Now i guess, right guys?” Natasha says trying to boost the mood. “Alright lets go”clint says smiling softly

—

Buckys POV:

“Your fuckin dead, you hear me? dead.” As he slaps bucky another time. His face is full of bruces and cuts. 10 minutes ago, atleast he thought it was ten minutes ago, Bucky spit 3 times on the hydra agent and now he’s taking his anger out on him, he swears hes gonna pass out or die or anything. “Steve..” he says before passing out.

—

Steves POV:

They are trying to sneak around the agents of HYDRA, “goddamn they have this place well guarded.. gotta hand it to the bastards” tony states,”shame we have to kick they’re ass!” Steve says before running out dodging bullets left and right beating them up fiercely with his fists, feet & his sheild

“Well fuck.” Natasha curses before running out to help him, “always running on impulse” she mutters under her breath laughing. “Im going in.” Steve states on the comms

“Bucky, oh Bucky where are you..” he whispered as hydra agents bombarded him with bullets(of course his shield blocked them). Steve starts to beat them off one by one, asking “wheres bucky?” To all of them, which none answered as they just replied”hail HYDRA”as they died

He runs until he sees a cell, and he sees.. bucky. Bloody, bruised and hopefully asleep or passed out. Steve runs inside breaking down the cell, that wakes bucky up.” Please sir no more..” he wakes up realizing its steve, “oh my god doll” he says as a tears slide down his face”i got you buck im here baby, can you walk?” Steve says as he breaks the refinements off him. “I think..” bucky wobbles but eventually starts to walk with steve, “need a gun?”steve chuckles as Bucky nods. Steve hands him a gun as they start beating the shit out of agents.

“Fuckkk yea! Revenge bitches!” Bucky screams as he shoots them. “Lets get out of here buck.” As they start to run to the jet. “We’re in the jet, make your way back” steve says to the comms.

—

Bucky’s POV:

“I missed you Stevie..” he purrs in Steve’s ear and kisses him, steve kisses him back and giggles, “how did you.. prevent the winter soldier thing you know?” He asks, “oh its not in “programming” anymore i guess” Bucky replies, “no more questions though just shut up and kiss me before they get back” he smiles and kisses him and it turns into a make out session “fuck Bucky..”steve whimpers, as if the worst timing the rest of the avengers start to come into the jet. “Get a room you animals, it hasn’t even been 5 minutes and you to are getting down dirty in the jet” tony remarks scoffing, “yea whatever grandpa” bucky snorts and kisses steve one more time, “oh yea, back of the jet now we need to clean these up” as he eyes the bruises on his face.“Finee” bucky sighs and walks to the back of the jet,

Oh how happy he was to be home.

—

A/n : AHHH I FEEL LIKE THIS IS A GOOD LENGTHED FIC?? For a first timee pls lmk if you like it!! :3 the title was based off an evanescene song!! Love her songs sm❤️also pls lmk how to see a word count😭 i cannot find it

#steve rogers #the winter soldier #bucky barnes #captain america #tony stark #natasha romanoff #clint barton #marvel #stucky #steve rogers fanfic #bucky barnes fanfiction

[lqvni]

ANA LOVES YOU

ana tips

Hey guys, sorry for not being active. I was admitted to the hospital, i was actually doing fine, but i relapsed again 😭😭, okay but here are some tips!

1. Eat protein->Idc if its high in caloroes, protein keeps ur muslces and makes your metabolism faster which means that youll loose weight easier

2. As hard as it is, eat 3 low calories meals a day (i usually settle for oats, a salad and yog)->once again it boost up ur metabolism, which means:weight loss

3.eat smaller portions-> less likely to consune too many calories

4. Protein powder is actually worth it.-> keeps you full, and keeps ur metabolism running

5. Do exercise, but do not overdo it-> crushes your metabolism

6. Eat atleast 500 cals->once again metabolism stuff

7. vitamin C serum-> ana can make ur skin age faster, votamin C serum keeps u lookinf young and beautifull <3

8. Buy vitamins(usually 0 cals) ->keeps your body running

9. Wear baggy clothes

10. Please for the love of god dont puke->, it ruins your digestion, your teeth, hair and face, a better way to purge is def exercise. We wanna be skinny, not ugly😭

11. Fiber, Fiber and Fiber! - >You need it to poo, and to stay full.

12. Drink green tea and pepermint tea->helped me stay full than any cig or coffee ever could

13. Take care of yourself - > now, to be skinny and gorgeous, you must look presentable, right? Take care of yourself, and dont workout every day, youll end up in a weight plateu..

14. Dont fast-> honestly it just fs up ur metabolism, and you lose muslces.. Which means youll gain all the weight back, so get that protein ig

15. Eat nuts-> high in protein and healthy fat, which means your nails and hair wont be as weak!

16. I love you and youre doing great<3

#ana goals #ana log #ana trigger #disordered eating thoughts #4norex1a #low cal diet #tw ana relapse #ed progress #edtips

[psychedeliccc]

seven | theo × reader |part 6

warnings : none

word count : 914 words

Masterlist ★

The past few days you'd been constantly visiting theodore for potions lessons. Of course you couldn't be more grateful but yet, you felt so enamoured that you just couldn't imagine yourself without his unrelenting presence.

At the same time, You had gotten a few love letters subsequent to last week but you had no clue who had longed so much for your attention.

Pansy had been begging you each day in hopes of you finally building up the courage to ask Nott out. you never disagreed, you were nervous but being your classic self,

you quite absurdly had forgotten about your little gift from professor slughorn from not too long ago.

"Oh he'll be saying yes, that's guaranteed. "You grinned a mischievous smirk as you teased your friends, removing the vile of the Felix as it's glass glimmered in response to the light, you put it back in your pocket back again.

They all warned you about times like this,

They say the road gets hard when you're led

by blind faith.

But again, you might just get away with this one.

"Nooooo." Pansy whined monotonously.

"y/n you know better." Luna answered back with a small frown forming on her pale face.

"I don't have a choice Luna. "

"Don't be an idiot y/n, what about when the spell runs out? You can't keep making felix. Pansy replied, looking honestly conce for your sake. You'd been acting more than usual, and she thought it was because what if the spell runs out? You can't keep making felix." Pansy replied, looking honestly concerned for your sake.

You'd been acting more bitter than usual, and she thought it was because of the potion learning sessions you had been taking with Theo.

but why so? Isn't this what you wanted?

His unrelenting attention?

You had gotton it hadn't you?

"But-"

"Be yourself y/n, I think you're quite wonderful." Luna interrupted, she never failed to boost your ego, she returned a smile and tilted her head slightly left.

"It's been a week since you've been going to lessons with him y/n, there's no way he hasn't absolutely fallen for you. " Pansy snickered.

"He's probably had it for you for a while now, I've never seen him speak so much with anybody else. " Luna replied.

"He's being nice-"

"You both are certified idiots, you and Nott. Pansy interrupted unamused, rolling her eyes in annoyance.

" shh, there are people here, they might overhear. "

no matter how bad you just wanted to ignore them, they could be right.

He's never spoken to anyone else as much as he has with you.

Only you.

You didn't want to risk it. But if you failed, atleast you still had your love letters, right?

Right.

It seems there's been a pattern with them, they'd come back each week, since it was Friday you'd expected one all day. Though you had completely fallen for Theodore, you couldn't help wonder about your secret admirer.

You were convinced,

He had religion in his lips.

And of course your friends hadn't a clue, you didn't dare mention it.

"y/n, if you're meant to be, he'll say yes.

"But I might just get away with it." you replied.

"Pathetic. " Pansy cursed under her breath.

"I trust y/n to do the right thing. " Luna smiled.

Pansy hummed as she looked down.

"I've got to get ready for potions, goodbye now. " you expressed.

You left for your dorm.

Though you'd dreaded the past few hours, you kept thinking of Luna and pansy's advice.

"It's definitely a False God. " you huffed to yourself as you came across your common room

door.

you knocked on the old fashioned eagle shaped knob for the riddle.

" what key cannot open a door? " the knob asked.

you thought for a minute.

"keyboard."

the doorknob looked pleased as it opened the door.

you were welcomed by the beautiful celestial globe in the centre of the room followed by aan enormous library in the corners.

You went to the staircase and made your way to your dorm room.

. . .

It was quarter past 8 and you stayed in your dorm, you were going to pack for study sessions with theodore,

You looked out the window, witnessing an owl arrive with a letter between it's beak.

"Dear y/n, I won't be able to make it today,

Let's continue sessions from tomorrow.

T. N."

you read it and sighed.

And there goes your shot, for today.

You lost hope.

you saw another owl fly through your window with another letter.

or so you thought.

"I was crazy to think,

To think this could work,

Did I mention I would die for you?,

I was stupid to jump,

The ocean separating us.

Did I mention, I would fly for you?

I've longed enough and dreaded these past few nights, meet me under the stars at midnight."

The Astronomy tower.

This was it, your chance.

They warned you about times like this,

They say the road gets hard, and you get lost when you're led by blind faith.

You knew this was your only chance. To figure out who'd secretly loved you all along.

"They warned me about times like this. " you sighed as you left your bed.

They say the road gets hard, and you get lost when you're led by blind faith.

You knew this was your only chance. To figure out who'd secretly loved you all along.

Even if it is a False God.

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[riddlemesharks]

Madhouse Mike Headcanons because i like men

He LOVES videogames and I mean LOVES

Pokemon? he owns all the games, yes even the non main series ones. Legend of Zelda? his favorite is Majoras Mask (take a wild guess as to why)

Robyn introduced him to Animal Crossing and he did NOT put it down for atleast 7 hours (still plays it daily)

He can get incredibly anxious about himself and letting others down sometimes HOWEVER I think he would either immediately get a confidence boost or get rlly flustered and stuttery if someone complimented his boobs

(the above headcanon is half inspired by one of my friends who gets confident if you talk about his ass)

His music taste is a little hard to tell tbh

I think he'd be a fan of a lot of music but with him definitely drinking Monster Energy (this is pretty much canon at this point) I can also imagine him listening to incredibly fast paced music

Probably has a gameboy with a monster energy sticker

if he has a height difference on someone and knows they're comfortable with it he'll just like fully encase someone

your face, his boobs, always

he probably either manspreads or politely sits criss cross applesauce

if he manspreads your welcome to just sit between his legs and lean into him

hes a ghost and a VERY COLD ONE at that, so expect him to put his hands on your neck to watch you jolt

just hug him harder he'll warm up eventually

When hes in his orb ball form PLEASE use him as a teddy bear just grab him and squish him please

Hes basically a stress relief ball

#cryptid crush #madhouse mike #mike madhouse #madhouse mike x reader #mike madhouse x reader #cryptid crush headcanons #your honor hes my babygirl

[kyra45]

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Just a scam ask edited to sound better but still a scam ask.

Update

Now at connectissues.

#scam #treeconnecticut #Keys scam asks #justin’s scam list #connectissues

[corrodedbisexual]

Greetings !! Im really sorry for being this direct! I know times are tough and I might sound desperate but I’m hoping that you would be so kind to please boost/share the post I pinned for my cat who needs urgent help as we are trying to raise some funds for her needs if you have some time to spare, It would be so meaningful to me as I’m praying it would reach more people and gain traction at the same time, please 💔🙏 praying you’d consider, and pls kindly send me a msg for a response or answer my ask privately so I could atleast thank you for doing us favor 🥹🫶🏽

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You're not my actual follower, you just followed me 10 minutes ago to send this ask. I would do this for anyone who's been following me a while, no hesitation, but you just got here. And this site is filled to the brink with bots and scammers.

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There is a small chance that I might be mistaken, but I've seen this pattern way too often. Person makes a realistically looking tumblr, reblogs a bunch of random stuff so their blog isn't empty and outright sus, and immediately starts asking for money.

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#ask box #sensesofthemage #scam alert #you really shouldn't have sent this ask to me. i have been on the internet for 20 years my friend. my spidey senses are advanced level #sorry not sorry for alerting everyone who follows me about your little scheme

[mysticcollectionbee]

I just saw the new Loki Season 2 trailer and I'll analyze (overthink) it later, but these are my first thoughts: (Spoilers)

The trailer music had no right to go that hard and make me feel as on edge as the characters (They are really going for the vibe of 'Time is literally running out' huh?)

Loki is explaining something again? I don't think it's to Mobius or B-15 cause he probably did that in the first episode. Maybe Sylvie, since he probably already explained something hard to believe to her while at Mickey D's. Or maybe Victor Timely? Since it looks like somebody (white kinda slim hand so could be Loki) is showing Vic something to do with what Mobius would be doing in the show. Also, Loki has been shown to use visuals to explain something so.

I kinda don't think Vic will be evil (or atleast not completely evil) just cause there are already a ton of evil Kang and Loki probably needs Timely for something (Again maybe the thing Mobius is doing).

You CANNOT tell me that "Nuh uh uh" Miss Minute Tempad animation is not a Jurassic Park Nedry's computer reference. It literally does that same finger wag and stagnant body thing! (My Jurassic Park nerd heart literally skipped a beat when I saw that)

Poor Loki is just going through the ringer AGAIN and is just trying to accept and get the job done. While Sylvie is like most of us would be in the situation: "Everything's going to shit, and you want to drag me into it? Again?! I just wanted to steal some fries from my work!

I really hope that "don't overthink it" is either a weird confirmation that the forced Sylki thing is kinda done or confirmation that their hand holding power boost could have some unpredictable results leading to some awesome magic scenes.

Loki...Honey...Please don't tell me your walking on the dangerous thing that you need a space suit for...You have a tendency of dying a lot and I would really like to see you in Kang Dynasty.

Loki holding an announcer mic is weirdly hilarious to me ("Cleanup in Timeline 615!") and kinda reminds of that scene of Cassie talking on the mic in Quantumania.

Hey, Loki kinda has his own hero/allies team now! Neat. I can just imagine Thor going: "You made friends?! :D"

#mcu #marvel #loki #loki season 2 #spoilers #loki spoilers #first thoughts #theory #theory kinda #tva loki #mobius #sylvie

[lovebeatriceplz]

The main four and their love languages ★

love languages : words of affirmation, acts of service, gift giving, quality time, physical touch. ( Killua and Gon are written in a platonic sense).

Gon Freeces ✯ -

→ words of affirmation, acts of service, quality time

✷ He is soo precious. He always finds a way to make you feel good about yourself, and goes on long self - esteem boosts without even knowing. He isn't good with words but he is good with them somehow?🕴️.

✷ He is pretty reckless with his life and just overall but never puts you in direct danger ( atleast not on purpose). Best believe that he will sacrifice himself for you without question.

✷ He's not the best teacher unless it's something that he's good at. Like fishing, or anything to do with nature, animals etc.

✷ He talks to you about anything and everything. Like just casually drops his family lore and then talks about what he ate yesterday ( but it's him showing his love cs it means he trusts you <3).

Killua Zoldyck ✯ -

→ All of the above

✷ Physical touch is a bit iffy. I don't think it's something he would do but you would instead. But he isn't used to physical affection (or js affection period💀) so he might actually tear up a bit the first time you give him a hug.

✷ He is very bad with words. So he'll leave it to you to express your love through words. It makes him feel safe. Even a simple "your a good person" and your his favorite person.

✷ Growing up as an assasin acts of service would probably be the only love language that he's somewhat familiar with. He would kill for you...any of his friends actually.

✷ He gives you gifts all the time but not for the reason you think. He would hurt your feelings...alll the time ok💀. But he doesn't mean it, his social skills are non-existent lacking so he might say something that cut a little too deep-

So he would give you gifts to make up for that, share his food maybe? Ask you to check out a new candy store? Or tap into the Zoldyck account and get you whatever it is you want.

( i js realized I didn't write quality time but um...)

Leorio Pardanight ✯ ( is that how you spell it?) -

→ PHYSICAL TOUCH

✷ The tiddies man

✷ This is pretty explainable, he's high-key a pervert and sleeps naked.

✷ He's definitely all over you ( if it's consentual) and anywhere too💀

✷ Smacks your butt when you walk past. Big on pda and doesn't care who's watching. I think his kisses would just be a big mess. Sloppy and fast😟.

✷ He might have a little gift giving in him too idk. Spoils you sick. Especially after his doctor career kicks off.

Kurapika Kurta ✯ -

→ Acts of service, quality time, physical touch

✷my babyyy UGHHHHHAHH😭

✷ THIS IS A KURAPIKA APPRECIATION ACCOUNT. I'M ACTUALLY TRULY, DEEPLY, MADLY INLOVE WITH HIM STAWP.

✷ Acts of service, he's husband material. Would actually do anything for you. From cooking for you to disposing of the body. Please take care of him too, because sometimes he forgets to take care of himself.

✷ Unfortunately, because of his goals and pursuit of the troupe he doesn't get to spend as much time with you as he would want to. So the time that he gets to he treasures it dearly.

✷ He also loves your touch. Your his safe space, his haven, his oasis. He needs you ok? Sometimes your the only one keeping him together.

✷ He likes to kiss you on your hands/knuckles, he thinks there pretty ( he thinks your pretty). Neck kisses and back kisses <3

✷ Loves when you play with his hair, like he starts to knock out almost instantly, and it eases his mind as well, helps him think.

✷ Omg i love him😭

#hxh #hunter x hunter #hcs #kurapika kurta #gon freecss #leorio #killua zoldyck #main four #anime #writing

[goatmanslatenightsnack]

‼️TO PEOPLE WANTING TO WATCH GOOD OMENS 2 BUT ARE SCARED BC OF SOME PPL ON SOCIALS REACTIONS ‼️ spoiler free just kinda vague

It’s really amazing guys really, there’s 80x as many good stuff as there is “bad” (emotional)

stuff! The color grading is beautiful Neil did a lovely job writing it, the shots are a lot more creative than last time so many new queer characters!!! But you know that already.? Loves all around, and as always it’s hilariously funny.

Some people who say they “hate!!! the new season it’s so cheesy and bad blah😤” maybe didn’t really care about goodomens 1 or it didn’t reach their expectations or some other valid reason. This isn’t Oppenheimer or barbie or some super high budget film. This awesome crew worked with what they had and to me it seems just as good if not better than some of these main stream movies today..

Anyway just wanted to boost the show, remember!! We all need to watch the hell out of it or atleast once to appease Amazon and get season 3 approved and get another lovely plot-solving resolution!!!! Which is what everyone’s kinda upset about, waiting so long on a cliffhanger.

Do not mean to offend anyone here all opinions are valid :)

Please watch!!! Thanks :) <3

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #amazon prime #good omens amazon #goodomens #go2 #good omens 2 #good omens 1

[rainbowchaox]

Episode 1: Destiny is a Bitch.

You ever heard of a small town called Hermit Valley? It’s in the middle of nowhere, Wyoming. It’s so small it isn’t even shown on maps. You probably never even heard of it. This is where Jimmy lives. A slice of nowhere in the middle of a forest. The type of place where everyone knows everyone.

Jimmy is pretty normal. In fact if you met him you would think he is underwhelming as a person. The person that was always picked last for everything because everyone legit forgot he was there. He isn’t weird but he definitely isn’t one of the cool kids. He is just painfully normal. A simple teen whose biggest worry is if he gonna pass his math class. His life is so average he doesn’t even worry about crushes.

Now his brother on the other hand? His brother is as main character you can get. Not only is he a straight A honor student but he is definitely one of the cool kids. He is a black belt in taekwondo and does fencing on the side. The type of kid that everyone inspires to be. Friend to practically everyone including the adults. His popularity is also boosted by Scar, his boyfriend. Scar is the youngest child of the Good family. And his dad is currently the mayor. For better or for worse.

Now normally you would think that Jimmy would envy his brother accomplishments. But Jimmy is no where near jealous. He wants to be as mundane and normal as he can be. He wants Grian to shine brightly and earn everyone’s praise.

But his reasons are not selfless. The fact is every small town has secrets. That always doubles for families living in said towns. And Jimmy and Grian has plenty. The fact is their family has a very special burden. Nothing like a bad family life. Oh no. It’s something more special.

Members of their family are forced to deal with things that lurk and hunt in the dark. Therefore Grian being so competent as a person is just preparation.

Jimmy has no reason to prepare. Clearly his brother will deal with it. It is what Grian wanted since great grandma spoke of the family duty years ago. Which brings them here. In the moldy basement of great grandma that ranks of wet and sludge.

No one ever said destiny smelled like flowers. Grian smiles despite his gagging at said stench. His whole life has been leading to this moment. This is it! The moment he stops being a normal teen. This is the momment where he becomes the chosen one that will protect everyone.

Jimmy meanwhile isn’t so lucky. He is currently vomiting in a bucket because Grian forced him to come with to find the oh so special knife. This isn’t the first time did Jimmy regret hard when it comes to Grian. After Jimmy empties out what one could have presumed used to be Mac and cheese with plenty of ribbing from his oh so sweet older brother because of his delicate stomach finally looks around.

Grian happily starts rummaging the maze of wet cardboard about like a raccoon looking for food. Jimmy is pretty sure he is only here so Grian can happily brag after he finds the ancestral knife to get paranormal steroids. Jimmy really hopes Grian finds it soon. Jimmy saw a giant rat scuttle away between said boxes.

Grian starts laughing manically as he pulls out a object covered in a golden cloth. “I found it! Time for MY super awesome destiny of fighting evil! Watch and gaze upon me! The chosen hero” Grian says as he practically rips apart the cloth ready to cut his palm so he can be the chosen hero of this generation.

To be honest Jimmy has been a mix of nervous,sick, and bored to his stomach the whole time looking around this basement. Great Grandma really needs to clean this place out. That he was only half listening to what his brother had to say. Grian could tell and he was not that pleased to say the least. “Well I know it’s my destiny and all but don’t you want to to atleast look at the knife? It’s hecka cool in my opinion” Grian says while he waves the knife around in the air so it shines slightly in the light coming from the dim lighting. Jimmy rolls his eyes but indulges his brother. Primarily because he wants to be done with this. He has a test to study for. Couple things happen at the same time when Jimmy looks at the knife. Said giant rat suddenly comes out of nearby boxes and jump scaring Jimmy. Jimmy jumping on top of Grian because of the rat. Grian accidently stabbing his brother with the knife in his hand. Cue Jimmy screaming bloody murder.

“What The Fuck Grian?!?!” Jimmy screams with his arm bleeding quite a bit. “LOOK IT WAS A ACCIDENT” Grian yells back a bit panicked. How the heck is he gonna explain to their parents about stabbing his younger brother. Before they can think or say anything else. The knife glows.

Blinding them. Grian screams loudly “NO! I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE! Why are being such a bitch Madame destiny! DID I TAKE TAEKWONDO FOR NOTHING? Why did you chose Jimmy?!”

Jimmy feels different. Also his arm? Doesn’t hurt that much anymore. Jimmy really should have had a backbone for once in his life and refused this. He is quickly realizing that studying is now one of his lesser problems now. As his eyes blur and slowly loses consciousness. His only thought is “Fuck destiny”. Guess this is the end of his mundane life.

#team rancher #rancher duo #monster of the week rancher au #double life jimmy #fanfic #fanfiction #solidaritek #double life tango #Ok episode 1! #feel free to comment what you like! #gonna start working on ep 2

[giothefuwafan]

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People Who Say "I WANT peace" YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE FRICKING SITUATION. also before y'all Say: "I STAND WITH ISAHELL" in the comments. Please get some help. May Allah raise them in Heaven or saves them❤️🇵🇸 <3 free PALESTINE.