#lap time

[hopeymchope]

苗霧 by 霧ぬこ

Permission to post granted by the artist.

#naegiri #makoto naegi #kyoko kirigiri #kyouko kirigiri #danganronpa art #danganronpa #pixiv #naegi x kirigiri #lap time #certified totes adorbs by kotoko #the shirts are a jog about how their Japanese names reference “seedling” and “fog” so together... they're wearing foggy seedlings

[heythereimashley]

🚨🚨🚨 IMPORTANT 🚨🚨🚨

#alfred molina #the hoax #dick suskind my beloved #let me sit on your lap #lap time #my favorite time of day

[meowtime]

“Whomever should find this message… I’m trapped under a Remington cat. I suspect he doesn’t realize I’m here since my shirt matches his fur and the sofa. It’s okay though, I’m enjoying his purr.”

#meow time #pet sitting #cat #cute #fuzzy #purr #animal #gray cat #lap time #feline purralysis #lol #lol cat #cats in my lap

[koenvlecken]

"I needed another stopwatch" he says, while also wearing an IWC Pilot's Watch Chronograph Top Gun. A big baboon, Jeremy Clarkson plays the part very well. Of course, what he's figured out is he needs either a double chronograph or a flyback one, both of which his IWC Top Gun isn't.

#Jeremy Clarkson #Richard Hammond #Grand Tour #eurocrash #Soviet #F1 #Poznan #racetrack #Formula Easter #IWC #Pilot's Watch #chronograph #Top Gun #Amazon Prime #Prime video #stopwatch #lap time

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Clark, after he and Bruce start dating: *assumes that Bruce would scoff at cuddling and mentally forming an intricate 30 step plan to slowly coax Bruce into cuddling over time so that eventually they can cuddle while sleeping when they start staying over*

Bruce, the very first time Clark stays the night: *sprawled on top of him, head cushioned on Clark’s comfy and squishy pecks, drooling slightly*

Clark, holding back tears of joy: 🥹

#like bringing home a feral cat and planning how to get it to warm up to you over time #but the first night it immediately hops into your lap #clark: I have to approach him slowly and carefully so I don’t scare him away #bruce: *sees clark in bed* new pillow #bruce wayne #superman #batman #clark kent #superbat #dc #dc comics #mine

[lotuslate]

oh, your love is sunlight!

#mdzs #mdzs fanart #wangxian #mo dao zu shi #lan wangji #wei wuxian #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #hanguang jun #lan zhan #wei ying #jessbye #egg #another illustration brought to you directly from my beloved wangxian playlist 🫶🏻 this time fr hozier’s sunlight! #im scared that its not too obvious but i hope u noticed wy curled up on the statue’s lap #the sun rays showing through the cracks falling directly on him :’) #made sure the biggest crack is in lwj’s heart region… ahaha… #anyways pls listen to the song and then look at this PLS UNDERSTAND the agony i went through while drawing this ksdabjksd

[jedi-starbird]

Time Travel is my favourite trope and I think we need more fics where both Obi-Wan AND Qui-Gon time travel together because no matter when they get sent it's chaos. They're saving the galaxy and being physic flash-bangs to everyone around them.

like before Bandomeer?

The entire council is baffled to watch as Qui-Gon 'never taking a padawan again' Jinn has suddenly cut off his post-Xanatos depression tour to return to the temple and beeline to the creche with a frantic energy. His wild eyes immediately single out a fluffy, red-haired initiate.

"You." he exhales with a pointed finger, slightly ominous as he towers over the child. Said child starts vibrating with delight. "Me." he agrees, launching himself at the man. Qui-Gon drops to his knees with a thud that cannot be healthy. Obi-Wan's attempts to clamber into Qui-Gon's robes and maybe onto his shoulders is thwarted by the fact that Qui-Gon's massive hands are cupping Obi-Wan's tiny squishy cheeks. He stares at the initiate for a few minutes with an intensity that is starting to worry people.

Finally, "You're so small." Qui-Gon sounds like he might cry.

'What the fuck?' Plo Koon projects at Mace.

"I'm 9! That tends to be the case!" the child chirps back.

"You're nine." Oh. Ah. Qui-Gon's eyes are distinctively misty. He squishes the boy in a hug so hard he squeaks. Mace makes a series of gestures that imply the need for a head-scan. Depa obligingly drifts off towards the halls. Qui-Gon scoops the child up onto his hip and claims him as his padawan on the spot. The assorted council members and creche-masters burst into noise. Mace tells Depa to bring some space ibuprofen as well.

after Naboo?

Anakin is a little apprehensive of his place in both the order and Obi-Wan's life, but then one day Obi-Wan wakes up and is suddenly a lot less sad in the force?? In fact, if Anakin didn't know better he'd say he was almost giddy, but he's watched Obi-Wan try to pretend his world hasn't fallen apart for the past few months so it can't be that, right? And um, Miss Bant? He knows grief is a funny thing that affects people differently but he's pretty sure 'massive mood swing' and 'having full conversations with invisible people' is not...great? and you said to tell you if Obi-Wan got really weird in any way.

Anyway after a lot of medical exams, intense consultation with the archives, and a couple exorcisms, Anakin ends up being raised by his 'real' master and his ghost master. He is far more well adjusted emotionally and far less well adjusted for what counts as normal people behavior(not talking to thin air). When questioned on this, all he ever says is that he's talking to Qui-Gon. Isn't he...dead? Well, yes. Wait, he's a ghost? Ghosts are real? ...Well this ghost is real.

This starts a great number of existential crises among non-force sensitives and incredibly heated theological arguments amongst the Jedi. Whenever Obi-Wan is questioned on this, all he ever says is some variation of "the force got to know him for 5 seconds and kicked him back out." Mace backs him up on this even though that reasoning is technically blasphemous. Qui-Gon is having the time of his un-life. He's ascended to his final form, his sheer existence is a heresy, this is truly all he has ever aspired towards.

the Clone Wars?

The minute they get dropped back Qui-Gon immediately goes and haunts the shit out of Dooku. They have a signed terms of surrender and promise of info on the Sith Lord within the year. Only half of it is because Qui-Gon's giving Dooku complexes that are only perceptible to shrimp, the other half is because they now have a ghost spy that is not bound by the laws of physics nor spacetime.

Obi-Wan only nominally pays attention to this as he immediately goes and implements his 19 step seduction plan with Cody (he had to focus on something on Tatooine to pass the time). It fails. Spectacularly. Publicly. Ah right. Tatooine was not exactly the height of his sanity. Everyone in the GAR and temple is now riveted by High General and Councilor Obi-Wan Kenobi's attempts to go on a date with his Commander, who bats him away him like a particularly annoying stray and seems one bouquet of cactus away from committing mutiny. Anakin is worrying if it means his master knows about his secret marriage and this is some sort of really weird power play. (It is, but not in the way he thinks)

The next time Dooku goes after Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon spends a good few months appearing tear-stained at the edge of Dooku's perception and only communicating in terrible wails and discordant mutterings of 'padawan. my padawan. my little one.' 24/7.

"Wait, you're annoying Dooku into surrendering?"

"Oh no Anakin, we're crushing his psyche like a bug. :)"

#everyone feel free to use these i crave more time travel fics #the sheer power qui gon would have as a fully communicating force ghost before and during the clone wars is astounding #qui gon with baby obi wan is like inconsolable sobs cause he never saw him this small and then his life was so sad and he couldnt even hug #him on tatooine but now look at his boy!!! so small and huggable!!!! #they absolutely weaponise baby obi against others his wet cat eyes are 1000% stronger now #they drop him in dookus lap like look grandpadawan:) #if you hold the grandpadawan maybe your sith behaviour will calm down :/ #anyway them together is like they throw enough bullshit into the air to blind everyone while they speedrun important changes in the back #after naboo is like everyone offering obi wan condolences and obi responding yeah im going to need them the fucker wont stay down #star wars #obi wan kenobi #qui gon jinn #qui gon and obi wan #fic ideas #time travel shenanigans #codywan #anakin skywalker #disaster lineage #count dooku

[ofcowardiceandkings]

tfw ur havin a convo with the neighbours and ur bf is in need of a cuddle ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

#this is 100% based on that photo of lily cole with her bf of the time in her lap and im nowhere Near sorry #ghfjdjfd god this was such a shitty sketch and i just kept messing with it ?? trying not to be TOO fussy and just Play yknow #im pleased with it considering its not even a scan its a photo of a sketch i played colour and light with SHRUG SHRUG SHRUG #im not trying to be good i guess im just exploring the space ?? because i dont ghfjdkjf know what im doing anymore #anyway ... puts Link in Zelda's lap ..... good #legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #breath of the wild #zelink #link x zelda #botw/totk #pilots doodles

[heythereimashley]

You can't sit like that how dare you

#alfred molina #close to the enemy #harold destroy me challenge #lap time

[dykemd]

the best thing about having a little pet in ur house is that one day u will do some random silly thing w them without knowing it will become their favorite thing n now u have to do it everyday otherwise they get upset

#my cat running in front of me n putting his ass in the air so i can spank it he will do this multiple times during the day #my other cat holding me hostage on the toilet so he can take his morning nap on my lap

[ryllen]

#i have the masquerade lap as wip forever i guess now is the best time to release it #twisted wonderland #twst #sebek zigvolt #ace trappola #twst yuu #twst grim #twst mc #fanart #glorious masquerade #main love interest energy #tho ace has main protagonist energy #why is his unique magic still hidden #will it be the ultimate finishing move when we fight overblot grim later on

[obsob]

there he is......the man of the house

#mine #ough hello not posted in a while!! #im busy doin portfolio stuff so . not much cat drawinign going on THO i will. hopefully do one tomorrow hehe #i was gna get stickers for my next shop update but its hurting me head so. gna order new prints hopefully!! this week and then #do stickers n postcards next time. i am so low on stock sihfdkggwe #need 2 buy envelopes also....my least favourite thing 2 spend money on #what hve i been up to ....i made a blanket!! maybe i will post picture. it was gna b a cardigan i started it like last year #n then i went 2 sew it together n was like. this pattern is insane also this wool is too thick so. blanky :) #its very good. good lap blanket!! #what else what else....been re reading lotr. im reading it on ebook i lov ebook sm. i love printed books but i jus absolutely cannot #read them. dyslexia gang rise up !!!! #im reading it so much quicker tho n also actually remembering it ....would die for gimli #also started rewatching cr2 >:) i dont . actually like th new campaign so KSDFKJDN rewatch it is #even tho i dont like molly. not that thats gna b an issue for long sifubshbhebwj #im so seepy...so cold.....gna rest now probably n play skyrim hehe #cat drawings tomorrow >:) #okay bye

[hoaxghost]

the stinky allegations never cease not even in the holiday season

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #agent 3 #neo agent 3 #my ocs #inkiling #octoling #oh my god we just got a cat recently #hes a foster and the previous owner clearly overfed him cause he is CHUNKY #and he was sitting on my lap which is really cute but i felt like a had a weight pressing down on me the whole time #my legs fell asleep #also sorry captain 3 ur stuck with the worst coworker

[skylersprompts]

DC x DP Prompt *32*

This was the ninth- no.... tenths loop. He is eating his breakfast and he is dizzy again. Because Mom drugged his oatmeal, because Mom and Dad knew! Danny stood up from his chair and tried to leave the kitchen. (He knew it wouldn't work, it never worked) His eyes grew heavy and a few steps later he hit the ground.

He wakes up to the same gruesome picture as in the last nine loops. But Danny doesn't beg anymore. Or says anything. It hurts, but it's nothing he hasn't had felt before. It would only take them a week before they would destroy his core again and then everything would start anew. Maybe he could think of something better for next time.

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The last feeling he remembered was an all encompassing pain, as his Dad crushed his core. But he was at the breakfast table again, already feeling groggy. But maybe this time he could get help? He knew that he could fight the drugs for around ten minutes, as long as he didn't stand up.

So instead he got his phone out of his pocket. He knew that neither his sisters, nor his friends would be fast enough, he already tried them, but maybe someone else could be fast enough.

He opened Twitter and started to write a new post, ignoring his atrocious spelling in favor of getting as many information out as possible.

@theoneandonlyflash I'm kinda stuck in a time looop and my parents will koll me in about a werk they druged me so I'll be in they lab in a fee minotes. Pleaase helpp and fins me iin Amyt Park, Illnois. My name iss Dannyy Fentin

He was able to press send, before his vision would become to spotty. Now he just needed to hope that the fastest man alive would be able to help him. Danny's head fell on the table.

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It was the eleventh time he woke up to the same scene and this time he couldn't do anything against his tears. He would die again... and again and again...

Danny's spiraling thought were interrupted by the basement door, that had hit the wall. This was new!

#skylers prompts #dcxdp #dcxdp prompt #dpxdc #don't tag the danny phantom fandom #the flash #barry allen #wally west #Wich ever one you prefer #Danny is stuck in a loop #His parents found out and vivisected him #They destroy his Core #He is back a week before his Core destruction #10 minutes before they take him down to the lap #This happens around ten times without him finding a solution #He finally thinks of something that might work #He @ The Flash on Twitter and begs for help #His parents have him cut open again #but this time someone comes for him #I'm back bitches! #sorry life was a little chaotic #my daughter learned to walk and too sleep in her own bed

[tired-biscuit]

fucking your best friend for the first time, who prides himself on knowing your every secret, pet peeve, like, dislike, all your past and current crushes, kinks and daydreams, but who also becomes literally clueless as soon as it comes to your naked body

#and the utterly lost look that settles on his face as soon as you straddle his lap feels like a reward #especially if he’s the kinda cocky self-absorbed type of bsf who just loooves to tease you all the time #he’s just so eager to explore this entirely new aspect of you #AND YOU FINALLY MADE HIM SHUT THAT BIG-ASS MOUTH OF HIS LOL