#like i love domesticity

[yourplaceinaugust]

dude i think i would actually love doing laundry and washing dishes if i lived in a house like if i had a sink that was a good size and didn't spray water everywhere when i try to do dishes and i had my own washer and dryer i actually think i wouldn't hate doing those things so much

#inner thoughts to keep me sane #like i love domesticity #and like i don't hate cleaning or anything #it's just that my apartment isn't the ideal place for it #it's way too hot in the summer to clean without having to stand in front of a fan every five seconds #and my sinks is absurdly small and the faucet doesn't have one of those ring things on it #so every time i turn on the tap i get soaked and my counter gets soaked and the floor gets soaked #and i don't have my own washing machine or dryer #so i have to use a communal one #and it's so annoying to drag all my clothes down the hall and then sometimes my neighbours leave theur clothes in there for days #and so doing all these normal activities is so frustrating and inconvenient #so i hate doing them #but if i had my own space with appliances that worked #im pretty sure i would love to do these things

[ew-selfish-art]

Dpxdc AU: Damian decides that it’s time to go collect his brother from his assignment. Danny is starting to sniff out some non-ghostly bullshit for once.

Damian knew his twin had been exiled from the age of seven, banished to travel and observe how scientists around the world engaged with Lazarus water. The only word that Damian received that his spare was still alive were the letters of lab reports and findings that were sent back to base. As the Heir, he’s pushed to be better lest he himself be exiled or simply executed. Danny becomes a fleeting thought and then once Damian arrived in Gotham, a none existent thought.

They weren’t raised to be friends or even friendly. The were not taught codependency or allotted time to bond. The could have been perfect strangers if not for their appearance and the stories of Danny’s shortcomings becoming Damian’s praise.

It’s only once Tim informs him of an intercepted letter, one sent and saved from years prior, that Damian recalls Danny enough to care. Tim prompts him to share more, especially given the coup recently committed by Deathstroke (Slade) and Talia gone into hiding with her zealots.

At family dinner that night Damian supplies: “I suppose I should be the one to bereave my twin of his assignment. His reports will certainly go unread.”

Chaos in the Batfam ensues- meanwhile across the country- Danny sneezes and finishes writing his yearly report: “No major discoveries aside from public record patents (attached), No assistance required. -Spare”. He doesn’t know why he bothers, he hasn’t received any contact from his mother or grandfather since he was 10ish and certainly hasnt thought about his twin. But, if there’s a chance (even an itty bitty one) that his reports are being read and are holding off his reassignment, he’d rather keep assassins out of Amity Park.

Little does he know that this letter is about to be intercepted by Pru, former assassin and friend of Tim Drake. He hadn’t expected his twin to suddenly arrive and tell him that his job was done. And certainly, seeing a plane filled with an uncomfortable looking ‘family’ that requested he join them and get to know Gotham and his birth father, was not on his bingo list.

Danny does his best to let them down gently- and they seem to be accepting that he’s acclimated to this weird little town and will leave him be- when Danny suddenly has to transform into Phantom in front of them to handle a rocket sent by Skulker.

They are less willing to accept his appeal to be left alone after that… Damian is trying to “bond” with him and all the others are trying to “help” in their own way.

Sam and Tucker howl with laughter at Danny’s suddenly very large family- all while secretly working with the Wayne’s to get Danny the fuck away from the Fentons before the scientists do something they can’t undo.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #danny phantom #dc x dp #dp x dc #dc crossover #dp crossover #damian wayne #danny and damian are twins #ehehehe #so many ways for Damian to ‘bond’ with Danny #so many ways for the Wayne’s to try and ‘help’ danny #danny wants to be left alone but Sam and Tucker are excellent double agents #suddenly it’s like the Wayne’s know his favorites and least favorites and for whatever reason #demon twin AU #Danny: I don’t know y’all like that #danny is the wet cat that refuses to accept love until all of a sudden he’s a domestic house cat that gets fed @ the hour & not a min later

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

Always ensure your resident hitter receives adequate enrichment to fulfil his needs.

Leverage S04E10 The Queen's Gambit Job.

Bonus:

#leverage #eliot spencer #alec hardison #sophie devereaux #I love how hardison knows EXACTLY what eliot needs to make him feel better #like yeah he's worried and then amused but really he's just there for his buddy #two halves of an ot3 #always ensure your domesticated hitter receives adequate enrichment #ghostly'sgifs

[yrsonpurpose]

#subtle touches

#rwrb #rwrbedit #red white and royal blue #alex x henry #firstprince #userninz #userveronika #usersteen #chrissiewatts #usernuria #userclara #usermegsb #mine* #fuels the agenda that they must! always! be! touching! #i love the idea that alex is drawing hearts on henrys back in the lake scene #i wanna know what he was doing!!!!! tzp spill 🎤 #henry hooking his foot under alex's bicep like what the hell thats so domestic and relaxing......... #the first gif was partly for alexs hand but also for his thigh sliding down 🤭

[ruporas]

cheers to the future of humanity (and the future of us)

[ID: Digital illustration in color of Vash and Wolfwood from Trigun. The illustration takes place during the ship/home arc, specifically chapter 21. At the center, Vash is grabbing Wolfwood by the collar and pulls him into a kiss in the middle of a celebration. The pair is colored in vibrant warm hues while their surroundings are colored in cooler colors like green and teals. Luida, Brad, Meryl, and Milly are shown amongst the crowd, occupied in the celebrations as Vash and Wolfwood share a moment by themselves at the center. END ID]

#vashwood #trigun #trigun maximum #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #hospital yuri (explodeds) like any average vw enjoyer i will never get over that arc #specifically the scene where they heard the news of earth ships coming and did that little handshake they somehow conjured or #Had already. and then the entire ship had a party... meryl and milly started drinking immediately from joy and dragged vash and ww to get #wasted too and overall celebrate together. the chapter moves quickly just like how the hope was quickly withered out and died just hours #later when knives destroyed it. BUT IM JUST THINKING ABOUT IN THE MOMENT OF IT ALL bc in the same chapter #ww asks for a chance for tomorrow and then gets news of earth ships coming. in this same arc vash is thinking of all the things he needs to #resolve so his home doesn't get attacked so the people he love doesn't have to die and the humans he wants to protect gets to live. #i feel like deep down they both semi-recognize that it can't be this easy and regardless of earth ships coming- there's still a wait for #them to arrive and they have to hold out. and regardless ww still has a mission to follow through and vash knows knives would find out #but in that mood of celebration the entire ship brought in - they can at least let themselves relax for a moment and indulge #how they basically engaged with no violence for the few days they were on that ship coaxing them into domesticity... i feel like their #thoughts would wander to somewhere soft and all #allowing them to push aside the tiptoeing and tenseness and be sweet for a night #ruporas art

[uccmd]

THE LIST of domestic things about Crowley and Aziraphale during S2 as my free therapy session:

The apology dance

Crowley knows why exactly Aziraphale might call him (the list consists of only three reasons) and can understand which is relevant at the moment by Azi's voice

Crowley doesn't wear his glasses in the bookshop

Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy

"Ourselves"

"Do you need a lift somewhere?"

Them discussing their favorite romantic tropes like it've never happened to them

Crowley casually ordering the drink Aziraphale asked for

Crowley being absolutely done with everything but still managing to help Aziraphale every way possible participating in his investigation and making sure they're not killed

"OUR car"

Crowley actually letting Aziraphale to drive the Bentley!!!

They have a room where they discuss their questions and problems (like with the Gabriel's and Muriel's visits)

Crowley sitting on the arm of Aziraphale's armchair

"Good job" "You really think so?"

Aziraphale calling Crowley right away to tell him more about the clue and what he found out (aka searching for his praise)

Crowley supporting Aziraphale while he performs his little handy magic tricks

Aziraphale slowly getting more comfortable with calling Crowley his friend (aka "we go back in a long time" and etc)

"A little us time"

Them casually touching each other

Dancing while talking and talking while dancing

Crowley not letting other people buy or take Aziraphale's books while he is out of bookshop

Crowley trying to communicate with Gabriel after Aziraphale advices him to do so

Crowley cleaning up the bookshop while Aziraphale is on a walk with Metatron (he knows this place so well + «stress-cleaning» @sgam76 )

Aziraphale asking Crowley to be his assistant in the lethal magic trick and letting Crowley point the muzzle of a loaded gun at him when they can't use miracles

Crowley's hands shaking because his first shot ever was about to be made while he was pointing a gun at Aziraphale but when he just got himself together because fuck him if he will ever hurt his angel

Crowley trusting Aziraphale because he asked

Crowley waiting for Aziraphale to change his mind in the end until the very last moment

Aziraphale complimenting Crowley's work during The Begging

Aziraphale's attempt to put his hand on Crowley's shoulder during the kiss because he wanted them to be closer to each other

Aziraphale has a diary with a description of his every meeting with Crowley (as i suppose)

"But you like waiting inside"

How literally every character made a remark about their relationship being a little bit more than just friendship and how they're flustered by those comments

"I am, but rescuing me makes him so happy"

«Crowley going “NGK!” when Azi briefly corners him in the pub with a hand on his chest» @babbeldumpsterfire

"If any harm goes to Aziraphale-"

«“we both get PLENTY of use out of it” regarding the bookshop» @nightgoodomens

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens season 2 spoilers #good omens fandom #ineffable idiots #ineffable lovers #ineffable husbands #good ineffable omens #i love them so much #they're married #they're dorks your honor #they're doing their best #at least they try #like really hard #the list could go on #domestic #cute stuff #fluff #good omens fluff

[spinningspencer]

Quick kisses with Spencer Reid

◇When, one day, he asks you to pick out his tie, you tie it for him. You tug on it, pulling him into a quick kiss before smoothing over his shirt.

◇When he has to leave for work, you fix his collar for him, pulling him into one last quick kiss before he walks out the door.

◇When he comes home, the first thing you do before letting him take his shoes and jacket off is press a peck to his lips as a sweet "welcome back".

◇When you go to sleep, the last thing you two share is a soft kiss and a whispered "I love you" before falling into unconsciousness.

◇When he hugs you from behind and you turn your head, he takes the opportunity to press a kiss to your lips.

#kissing spencer reid #the ultimate goal in life #god. hes so sweet #like #yes #i love the full on makeout sessions #but the sweet little kisses? #theyre to melt for #criminal minds #criminal minds spencer reid #spencer reid fluff #spencer reid x self insert #spencer reid x you #spencer reid #spencer reid x reader #domestic fluff #domestic spencer reid

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

There's nothing he can't do. Yet.

(Thank you to everyone who participated in the poll!)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #bonus comic #This whole poll and comic is very inspired by a convo I had with qourmet in one of their art streams. #namely that the Art Of Grilling is a powerful skill separate from cooking. #I've also been inspired by said convo to try and learn how to grill. What's the point of having a garden if I can't grill my summer squash? #Anyways. I hope this appeases the crowd that has been in arms about the prev prev poll. #I don't think teenji can cook. I think lan wangji is just very good at dedicating himself to whatever craft he needs to pick up. #give him a day and he will be a grill dad #the most powerful beast of the summer lawn biome. #Until then he will lie awake at night. Haunted by this inadequacy. He's just like me for real (chronic perfectionist). #I think this is the first domestic wangxian post i've made. God I'm so sorry wangxian fans. #wwx could not care *less* abt lwj having flaws. I think thats the beauty of this relationship. they *know* about each other's flaws FIRST. #Love each people *because* of the flaws - not despite them (thats my unsolicited advice for the day). #also if you noticed my medium gray marker slowly giving out...today it finally died on me....

[nextimeiny]

#i'm insane. i'm deranged. i'm a fucking goner. FINITO!! #chainshipping #sorry i've been listening to a lot of mitski as of late and dudes. it's been a time #it's so them coded. bag of bones is also them coded in like a adam lives but it's sad and toxic way. aka one of the better ways #(i looove soft and domestic and fluffy chainshipping and i absolutely think it's possible. but there's something about that toxicity man.) #('finn why did you use the behind the scenes footage of the love scene' ever heard of color palettes. fucko) #adam faulkner stanheight #lawrence gordon

[anintroverteddarling]

Don't you just love it when you read things out of context? XD Like bro, Vince's dialogues during that one route without context is so funny TvT

#dead plate #rody lamoree #vince charbonneau #dead plate fanart #I swear that towel scene was so domestic like WHAT KIND OF BOSS WOULD DRY THEIR EMPLOYEES HAIR ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE NEWBIE???? #this game is so gay and i love it #the fact vince is canonically gay is aaaaaaaaaaaa #Too bad his intentions to eat him is literally EAT him #rody x vincent #in another life theyre husbands and manon didn't die asdjnsadjkn

[toxooz]

replaying rdr2 (mainly to just stay in ch2 shhh) and my Arthur infection has flared up again 🥺 there may b long haired Artar fanart in the future cause that look is growin on me 

#arthur morgan #i played more of the epilogue but ugHHHHH its just domestic house building loan paying stuff so im Struggling to get thru it #i kno it gets good but i rlly just wanted to be My Babygirl again 😞 #my first time playing im i Immediately tried to make him look like rams u se but now im just so content with arthurs default ou #tfit im tOO FAR GONE im love him smmmm #rdr2 #fanart #red dead redemption #red dead redemption 2 #digital art #cowboy #western #my art

[beanghostprincess]

mentioning again the "luffy covering his face with the straw hat when he's shy" thing to now add: luffy covering his face with the straw hat when he's shy and zoro lifting it up to kiss him

#soft zolu is good for the soul #like we are always talking about their devotion and religious imagery and i love it but #domestic zolu!!! #one piece #roronoa zoro #monkey d luffy #zolu

[zhongrin]

seeing my (teasing-is-my-love-language) dad joking around with my (sigh-he's-doing-it-again) mom like "you have good taste in colors and details, no wonder you married a handsome man :)" "yes, handsome, whatever you say..." is making me think of a similar dynamic between you and al haitham, happily married (therefore he is 100% trusting and had learnt & memorized all of your habits with twice the devotion he put into mastering those 20+ languages he's now fluent in), and you two just bantering because he's being insufferable again:

"ugh you're so annoying! just because you're my husband, you're taunting me on purpose! aren't you afraid i'll get smitten by other nicer men or something?!"

"hah. like anyone else could top my attractiveness level in your eyes."

"............ i hate it when you're right."

"i am always right, darling."

"i hate you."

"strange for you to marry the man you hate, but i won't judge. your quirks have always fascinated me greatly, just like your beauty."

"did you just insult me or praise me?"

"should i give you more time to fully process my words and decide on a conclusion?"

"........... i want a-"

"-kiss? gladly. come here."

#genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader #al haitham #al haitham x reader #rin releases plot bunnies into the wild #just silly domestic banter #i love this trope sm bc it shows how comfy you are in your relationship like oughskfjskdjlsdj #i want to punt him but i want to kiss him at the same time #i want to smack him with my lips

[bucksbisexualawakening]

the progression from "there's a morning snack and a midday snack" and "20 bucks for pizza" buck looking after his friend's kid to "bobby's famous lasagne: 6 types of cheese cooked to perfection" buck cooking for his family to "that's makes me your sous chef" teaching his kid how to cook is making me go so feral.

#going from two separate things - like how normal friends who aren't co-parenting would organised it - to the most domestic thing ever #to being the good responsible parent and making sure he eats real food before cookies #AND and the motifs that've been established: teaching to cook as father/son bonding and cooking food as a demonstration of love #im UNWELLLLL #buckley diaz family #911 abc #right from the pilot buck has had an intense care for children (but was also immature himself) #and we've seen him grow into a person who is literally becoming a father. (alongside his increasing ability to cook - which he is learning #from his own father figure) #children - specifically caring for children and being a father - has been tied to very important parts of buck's character development #thoughout the seasons #that man wants nothing more than to be a father AND HE IS ONE. #i dont even know if what im saying is coherent anymore but you get my drift #season 6 911 #lynnsaysstuff

[gazkamurocho]

ただいま “I’m home”

#a wholesome little comic for you guys <3 #I love them your honor #Kazumaji has this perfect mix of depravity and wholesomeness and I love it fshdghsds #they could be beating the shit out of each other in one moment #and then cuddling in the next #and that's the beauty of them #pure chaotic energy #also love me some domestic stuff #yakuza #like a dragon #ryu ga gotoku #rgg #龍が如く #真島吾朗 #桐生一馬 #真桐 #桐真 #goro majima #kazuma kiryu #kiryu kazuma #majima goro #kazumaji #fanart #my art #gazkerber #illustration #games #videogames #comic

[casdeans-pie]

I will never get tired of fics where Cas goes into Dean's dreams for whatever reason and Dean is having either just the filthiest most explicit sex dream about them both. or he's having a dream where they're like, holding hands and smiling at each other while they're grocery shopping

#I love when its one extreme or the other #and dean is mortified with both - probably the domestic one most of all because hes a little bit unwell like that #either way it always. chefs kiss. and i will read a hundred stories with that trope #destiel #Cas should have jumped into Deans dreams more it would have been so funny #castiel's angel powers #deancas #like if dean was just having a lil nap and cas just walks in and sees what hes up to #destiel headcanon