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famemonsterrr · 10 months

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Astrology observations part 6. 🪽

- siblings were their signs are in the same element tend to be closer because of their same nature ( a friend of mine is a Sagittarius and her little sister is Aries and I haven’t seen these two arguing or being awful to each other EVER in fact they support and love each other sooo much)

- water placements do everything with music. Study, cleaning ect

- air placements need to watch something while they eat

- earth placements need a lot of silence.

- fire placements need a lot of excitement and adrenaline.

- speaking of music…go and see a playlist of pisces, Gemini, Aquarius and Sagittarius. They listen to EVERYTHING. ( my Spotify wrapped had my 5 top artist being different from each other because I can’t listen to one genre it’s sooo boring).

- again speaking of music…earth placements are the least experimental with their taste in music. They have found what works for them and they stick with it forever. (my Capricorn bestie listen to 3 genres my cancer sun bestie who has Virgo placements listens only to limited stuff and doesn’t know almost all of the iconic artists)

- Aries moon as kids they were getting angry for the most unnecessary reasons. It’s a fire moon thingy 💅🏻

- Sagittarius moon act like everything is fine and then cry behind close doors. Babes don’t be shy I promise u we will not laugh at u. 💀

Speaking of Sagittarius. They don’t open their hearts unless they know they will not be judged or make fun of. Deep down are really sensitive but they laugh it off because being honest and vulnerable is for the pussies right? (Women are more open with their emotions)

- Pisces has strong and weak memory at the same time. These bitches remember useless things or things that happened years ago but can’t remember a simple thing that was said 2 mins ago or even names that was said the very same moments.

- I have noticed cancer placements aren’t sentimental at all ( my cancer bestie throws away things and my mom who has cancer mercury doesn’t like to keep nothing unless it’s really important). On the other hand me as I Pisces love to keep everything to remember everything. ( i ain’t kidding but I have keeps every bottle of perfume I have bought or even broken stuff just because someone gave it to me. it really breaks my when I have to throw something away). Scorpio is the middle ground.

- I have seen cancers either having a lot of friends or just 2.

- Aquarius woman are always sooo likeable. I haven’t found one that i don’t like. They are just here vibing and doing their thing. Also they look younger than they are. Especially risings. (My bestie has Aquarius rising and looks underage when she is adult)

- Sagittarius placements if they reallyyyyy loooove u they care about ur opinion. Usually they don’t give a shit about opinions. (My ex boyfriend was like that he was asking me for everything. He wanted to hear my thoughts and opinions. That’s was really sweet and also was doing anything I told him would look on him.)

- I want to know what’s makes a Leo man dressing so flashy? Okay we support girly pops 💅🏻

- Capricorn men have the energy " I have big dick " metaphorically and literally but they will not flex it like a Leo or Aries would.

- Libra women tend to like men who are "uglier" than them.

- Scorpio placements know how to respect boundaries because they don’t like people crossing theirs.

- the water sign who tends to share a lot is Pisces the least of Scorpio

- the earth sign who tends to share a lot is Virgo the least is Taurus

- the fire sign who tends to share a lot is Sagittarius the least is Leo

- the air sign who tends to share a lot is libra the least is Aquarius.

- it’s very funny but as a Pisces with 8th house placements I can stay strong in very difficult situations and see the positive in bad but if someone break my mug or throws away a small thing of mine this is where I cross the line and start crying. Pliz fellow fishes tell me I ain’t the one🫣

- we need to talk about the fact when Virgo placements are in distress they will start cleaning the whole house. Like okay miss clean girly…maybe cry and let the cleaning for later. This coping mechanism is stressful. I want to hug y’all 😭

- I have noticed that Gemini writing amazing essays. They are amazing writing thoughts and feelings down on paper.

- if a Pisces placements friend or Scorpio placements friend or anyone with 8th house/12th house placements tell you they don’t like someone or they think the vibes are weird. Always TRUST THEM. they know what they are talking about.

- speaking of water signs they are stronger that what we gave them credit for. They don’t escape like a lot of people say. They are strong and keep until the end. Unless someone has 12th house placements or Pisces rising. (Sorry but y’all so self destructive).

- Capricorn x Gemini friend duo is also really underrated. They vibe sooo well even tho they have different styles and approaches to life but what they manage to do is that they have a lot of intellectuality. Maybe they would not last long but definitely they will have a beautiful friendship.

- Leo’s care for the opinion of others even if they say they don’t. You know this attitude "I’m a baddie I don’t care what people think" it’s their fake it till you make it but they never make it.

- when u see a air placements and earth placements cry u know it’s very serious for them and they need support 🫶🏻 btw they aren’t touchy so just allow them to cry without judging them.

- libra moons have u healed the fear of being alone?

- put a Pisces or Sagittarius in chart and u will see a psychologist or a person who loves the human brain and behaviour.

- Aries people are the biggest cheerleaders and women have girls girl energy.

- what’s up with mutable signs getting stimulated by a thing and then get bored of it? Like girlyyy why? Where is ur dedication? probably not in the room.

- Virgo men are sooooo messyyy…and rarely take care of their looks or their personal spaces ( I have sooo many examples)

- Pisces is disorganised in everything and it’s almost hilarious until they lose their things and then blame others.

- i will tell this 100 times if it’s needed but if u need help with ANYTHING go to a Capricorn friend. Even just an advice is really helpful. I love y’all sooo muchhh 🫶🏻

- 5th house placements showcase someone who not only is creative but will definitely have a good relationship with kids or will have amazing relationships with their own kids.

- 0 degree placements are showing that you are like the sign it is on. ( I have mars in Taurus in 0 degrees and honestly I act like a Taurus sometimes. The way I care for aesthetics,smells and I’m soooo stubborn in my opinions. it’s sooooo annoying)

- the most hilarious thing is hearing Sagittarius saying they are logical and not control by emotions. ( yeah that was my ex like girly pop u were influenced by every emotion and boredom is one of them. He cried more than me in the span of 2 years. Like okay hahaha babe keep believing ur delusions)

That’s all 🪽

Guys thank u for reading so far and giving a lot of support. I’m soo greatful every single time 🥰 stay healthy and hydrate girly pops 💅🏻

#astrology #astrology notes #astrology observations #water signs #air signs #earth signs #fire signs #natal chart

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hotdogdynamitezzz · 1 year

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Astrological Hidden Gems

Disclaimer: This won't apply to everyone, astro police plz chill. Just have fun and vibe bitches, and if you don't relate that's totally fine just don't be rude. Comment your experiences down below 👇

Vedic Nakshatra Observations:

Idk much about vedic but I've learnt a little about some nakshatras, bear with me there will be more next time.

🪐 Anuradha Moons & Mercury's can see the dead, they are often familiar with paranormal experiences occuring because being the nakshatra of friendship, gateways, and unity. It's in Scorpio debilitated, which creates a spiritual unity with spirits and occult giving them clear intuition and many otherworldly experiences. They can most likely communicate with ghosts.

🌌 Chitra can be very critical and harsh, more so than most nakshatras. They are ruled by the tiger and are associated with jewels and royalty so their expectations are extremely high. They are the type to call you on your bullshit in front of whoever to assert social dominance in a strategic way. They could have participated in bullying or get into scandals involving their attitude. It's important for them to keep their image though so you won't often see them act out. The OG mean girl nakshatra in my opinion.

Tropical Astrology:

🕊 Scorpio moons aren't the nicest people tbh, in fact most often they're known for being rude or belittling people without even being aware of it. They are ruled by pluto the god of the underworld and traditionally mars the god of war. Putting two and two together you shouldn't expect this water moon sign to be nurturing and caring and that's why the moon falls in scorpio. However, they do care extremely deeply but instead of comforting you they will tell the honest hard truth from their perspective and will think they're always right even when they're not. They can become overly controlling this way and obssess over all your problems for you so set some boundaries. Their advice isn't for everyone.

🌌 I do have to say though, every scorpio moon I've met no matter how many layers or how matured they are. Everytime I've witnessed someone run to them for comfort and tell them personal problems, the scorpio moon will hold this over them as blackmail later or gossip about it to their other close friends. As much as they're secretive with themselves, they sure as hell won't be with you because being ruled by pluto and mars they crave power and feel unsafe if they can't maintain power over others. Therefore, the whole scorpio is so loyal stereotype isn't always true. They can often pose as the opposite sorry.

🪐 Fuckboy aspects are Mars - Jupiter. Every single time I've read a sexually active almost sex addictive with some commitment issues chart. Its always had this aspect, in greek mythology jupiter is associated with zeus and that man got every bitch pregnant like the earth was dying or sum💀 he was horny as hell, polyamourus as hell, and literally couldn't keep his dick out of anything. So honestly in combination with venus or mars aspects, 5th & 8th house jupiter, and jupiter dominant charts. You are looking at a sex addict my friend.

💗 The 4th and 10th house are associated with household names and royalty. Most of the british royals have major 4th & 10th house placements like king charles, queen elizabeth, kate middleton, and so on. Your 4th house is your legacy and household name, and your 10th house rules over what you achieved in this life, and the power you achieve and use over the public. Having planets such as venus in the 4th or 10th house means you are the standard for beauty and could hold power over others with it or in your workplace peoples looks hold authority over you. Celebrities considered the most beautiful will often have their venus in the 4th house.

💡Afflicted 4th - 10th house axis like: Aries in 4th - Libra in 10th, Scorpio in 4th - Taurus in 10th, and Capricorn in 4th - Cancer in 10th denotes the responsibility of building your worth up through the value of you work. This is because no one valued you from birth, these I.C's never experienced encouragement or help from their family, instead most of the time their family was their enemy and they grew with these troubles into adulthood. People with afflicted 4th houses know they don't have anything, their own personal power is stripped from them at birth so they have to gain value from others and power in their career. This is why a lot of afflicted midheavens tend to be famous but come from awful backgrounds or have horrible mental health problems. However, they tend to value people much more strongly, they just to have a dark past and work from the dirt up. Their insecurities most often push them away from achieving their dreams sadly, but once they gain their own self worth you will see them flourish.

🌲 People can bring up the argument that these I.C's could be born into powerful rich families, especially Scorpio & Capricorn I.C's but as kids they still were never valued, only their money and reputation was. Overall, poor or rich the afflicted I.C 's - M.C's axis path in life is to find their own value through their work and gain personal power after. While the Benefic I.C - M.C axis use their own personal power they found through loved ones early on to give value to the work they do.

💗 Pisces are the most manipulative sign, neptune literallycreates illusions so they have the ability to create any confusion or misunderstandingthat will go unnoticed. Most of the time they are unaware they have this power but pisces is related to the higher realm and spiritual power so often times they just seem to KNOW everything about you even if you've never said anything before. They can sense it all unknowingly.

🌌 Scorpio risings are oddly chill and their presence isn't really felt unless they have pluto or mars their chart rulers in the 1st & 10th house. Other than that they're the misunderstood quiet kids with a rbf who are unexpectedly so accepting but you think they're judging the hell outta you lmao

💡 Scorpio risings also tend to be a bit paranoid and overthink everything, being ruled by the water element and mars they're sensitive to any change in their environment and quick to react. The only difference is their reaction is internalized by the water element so they may not lose their cool easily but you can seem them easily annoyed by even the smallest of things. Their habit of overthinking everything can also make them assume the worst in people but they just need to evaluate people before getting close, not the type to chat you up before staring you down.

I actually love Scorpio risings, don't take that the wrong way just explaining their behavior I've noticed

🌲 But those with Pluto in the 1st house- wow their presence most definitely CAN be felt once they decide to speak up. They go unnoticed until they decide to show themselves, then all of a sudden an entire classroom will be sucked into their words as they speak, it's almost hypnotizing like a snake.

🌌 Virgo risings make quick judgements on people but aren't the type to nag, more so secretly set things up for you in advance like appointments, reminders,even your morning coffee. They just know because they can feel the slight changes in you as virgo is associated with health and the body. They're pretty intuitive too just in a physical sense, the type to always get gut feelings about people. You can't play them period, those hard to get mf's lmao

🪐 The most underrated beauty indicator imo are virgo risings and virgo venuses. Virgo risings are the runway models and look nothing like how we stereotype them. They usually have slick thin straight hair, big eyes, and HIGH cheekbones. Their faces are sculpt to perfection in a heavenly angel sense while pisces risings look like dolls and capricorn risings look more intimidating and defined. But seriously virgo rising women are stunning and it's a common placement in models. They also have pouty lips?

🕊 Virgo venuses are gorgeous too but in a girl next door vibe. They are oddly mischievous sometimes which is unexpected but so witty and caring. I kinda hate how to astro community describes them as moms in every single post because I haven't met one virgo placement that actually nags and criticizes people lmao? Virgos are so socially aware they won't do anything that makes them look bad even if they're tempted. But they will try to do everything in their power to help you, they're more action oriented than people think it's just behind the scenes.

💗 Virgo venuses tho will act like they hate you if they have a crush on you and try to get involved in your life or anything you're working on, that's the secret code. They love hiding for some reason, they're just scared to let you see their flaws so they hate having crushes. If you want them to like you, just be funny and talk to them they love funny people because they're ruled by mercury and it stimulates them. Literally say the dumbest funniest shit and they will laugh their ass off, they won't criticize you yet

🌌 Leo risings aren't arrogant or confident, in fact they're the most insecure rising sign I've come across and its because the rising sign shows Leo's ego and heart on display to the public, if they feel as if they're lacking they will overcompensate and try to fake arrogance. They vakue compliments and genuinely kind people so much due to how delicate their public image is and how they feel on the inside, but this is why they always seem to be the best hype people. They just get others insecurities from feeling their own and know how people feel (leo rules over the heart)

🌲 Imo Leos are more individualistic than Aquarius from what I've seen. All fire risings have "I'm different & special" syndrome istg, their need for validation and to be liked IS REAL. If you wanna insult a fire rising especially leo just call them mid, they can't handle it and find it more offensive than cursing at them.

🪐 Aquarius placements believe no one is special because humans are all equal so they are able to dissociate from their egos. This is why they often seem unbothered, cold and sometimes mean. They just didn't grow up with parents who valued their differences and often blend into the community

💡 Uranus doms on the other hand...are like shocwaves, they are the definition of "I'm different" but because they're outcasted so often from being viewed as weird even though they're always 10 steps ahead. But their shocking factor isn't for everyone and they often cause disruptions and accidents without meaning too, it's just their presence and effect ya know. They're seriously hilarious tho

💗 Libra moons aren't people pleasers, they like to start conflict behind the scenes. They just call themselves people pleasers but like to start drama and pin it on someone else...hahaha they can be evil little shits. Their emotions do seem to depend on how much people like them tho, if aomeone dislikes them they will be SO upset because they view it as unfair judgment casted onto them.

🪐 Real talk - Cancer rising women don't get enough credit, they have the same charisma as Leo risings just in a more feminine approachable manner. People find them sooo easy to talk and rant to. They can gain the trust of anyone and have THE BIGGEST eyes ever omg. Girls in particular love being friends with them while guys seem to obsess over them a lottt like a lot. They can attract stalkers just because their moon energy pulls people in it seems and magnetizes them. People become emotionally attached to cancer risings its concerning actually.

🌲 The 8th house shows your DNA regenerated as this is the house of regeneration and blood, so look at your 8th house if you're curious about your future children. The 5th house has to do with YOUR personal childhood and how children perceive you, the 4th house will be your home environment, your moon sign and house placement will indicate how you act as a mom and the home environment you seek to create.

🌌 As someone who had been offered to be in a polyamourus relationship with a girl even though I've never dated before, I have uranus conjunct my descendant in aquarius exactly. I've had more lgtbq+ experience in romance than hetero and I think most with uranus in the 5th, 7th & conjunct venus, ascendant or descendant will relate. I just feel comfier in that environment tbh guys scare me LMAOO

That's all for today, this post was long due and I have a true crime post coming up next cheers 🥂

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danger-bird · 28 days

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Touchstarved Astrology Headcanons🌠

Mostly based on my own irl observations over the years, as well as my bookworm era a few years ago . Also taking into account my own impressions & feelings for the LIs, so sufficiently biased and I'm not sorry. In the words of Danny DeVito: "I'm right, you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it!" /lovingly❤️

Ais

Venus in Virgo. Period. I'm dying on this hill. Fight me. No but fr, first he's a diehard animal lover and will jump into a dog fight to save a puppy. Second, he's giving "mother hen" behavior - says "watch your step", then grabs you when you trip and scolds you "told you to watch your step"(Virgo 101); sends you off with an ESCORT, jumps in fists first when the roughneck tries fighting you then hides you from the purple gang later and escorts you back himself - need I say more? Not to mention he VERY likely helped Kuras save us (his scent lingers in the clinic when MC wakes up), and helps in the clinic regularly (so a part-time nurse, most likely helped save Mhin too). Also, he was definitely watching over us even before the Seaspring (the scarred woman knew our name from somewhere, also the Unnamed can feel Ocudeus' presence outside the clinic). He craves taking care of someone - people, animals, soulless, poor unfortunate souls - you name it. And it's not for show - that's just how he is. That's how he shows love - by being attentive. All my favorite people have this placement, they're all like him in this regard - best Venus placement imo (yes, I'm a biased Venus in Taurus, BUT I'm also right, lol)

Scorpio Ascendant I mean... come on. Come on. He's LITERALLY a gang leader! Not that anybody needs convincing, but aside from the sharp, intense eyes and the fact he oozes sex appeal, this would place his Sun in 10th House- he is known publicly as a leader, his presence demands respect and attracts attention. BDE for sure. Also he's very smart, intuitive and observant. Very aware of his surroundings, can pick up on people's moods & intentions like it's nothing. I'm convinced he can literally read our mind. A smart, sexy and caring bastard, lord help me...

Kuras

Virgo Signature sign Kuras is very service-oriented, focused on helping the community and always looking for ways to assist others. Very mindful of people’s problems and what they’re in need of - and ready to provide it, no matter what it may cost him. He’s also very polite, but comes off rigid, like he’s read “Social Etiquette for Humans 101” and is following it to the letter lol. Also kinda nerdy – has his special interests, and if you let him he’ll talk about reductions and concoctions all day, every day. I don't think it's a specific placement that influences this behavior, it's the whole picture, thus - a signature sign!

Saturn Dominant This man is a Capricorn already, sure, but there’s a difference. Capricorn placements have an inner spark, a fire about them – they’re ambitious and driven while being practical and disciplined. Saturn, however, is a dry and dark, malefic - almost apocalyptic planet. It’s the last visible planet – the gatekeeper of the divine knowledge (depicted by the outer planets). It represents time, boundaries, a sense of duty and responsibility, guilt and the consequences of one's actions. A symbol of Kronos and the Devil, it represents the falling of God, the grotesque expression of divinity. Kuras has a curious mind, fascinated by science and humanity, and in light of the Kuras character lore (and his not-too-subtle mischievousness) he def has strong Uranus & Jupiter influence as well. But the Saturnian themes in particular parallel the themes and main conflict in his story most strongly.

Mercury Retrograde I had to. The way he's so precise and eloquent, but roundabout when he talks? How he's so tight-lipped and takes his sweet time before answering a question? Mercury retrograde, 100 percent. I don't make the rules.

Mhin

Moon in 1st House. How do I know? I have it. The color of printer paper (the sun hates us), emotions written all over their entire existence and impossible to hide, as well as rather intense emotional outbursts? Yes, yes and yes. Big-time tsundere? Yes. Big softy, too? Yes. We could be twins, honestly. I stg they have a crush on Ais, but unlike with Kuras they're not happy about it. I dunno, call it twin telepathy. The Christmas photo doesn't help either.

Water moon, most likely in Cancer. Not Scorpio, because their emotions fluctuate rapidly, and are overtly moody. The difference between big waves and a rip current, for example. But more so, this makes for a Sun-Moon square - the dissonance and lack of harmony between their outer persona and their inner needs and desires is clear. They have difficulty expressing their emotions, not difficulty as in showing them, but in a way where they come off wrong and get interpreted the wrong way. Very protective, like a smol soft crabbie shielding themselves with their shell. Pushes people away consciously, but hoping for someone to have enough of a "spine" to handle them and protect them, giving them a safe space to finally relax. Most of all they need love, reassurance and acceptance (my poor little meow meow💙)

Mars square Mercury That Mercury is in Aries, you can't tell me otherwise. The extra 'angry' coming from Mars in Capricorn is helping, too. But not only that, it also makes a square to their Sun AND an opposition to their Moon - a T-square, a highly difficult & stressful configuration. The Mars is in Capricorn because they like a partner with authority and attitude (Cap in 7th), and it makes for good synastry with Kuras (my cutie patooties). Also for how small they are, they're very agile and skilled with knifes (ruled by Mars).

Leander

Venus conjunct Pluto. Sexy. Magnetic. He pulls you in with the gravitational force of his tits. These people are the definition of an intense lover. Obsessive and hungry for love - and pain, equally, very big on extreme and overwhelming sensations. You have a terrible curse? Oooh, danger - gimme! You can never give them too much attention - they want it all, and they're not sharing. Possessive, wants to draw you into their little world and keep you for themselves.

Leo Ascendant, for a few reasons. I was initially thinking Libra, but after looking at everything, I decided on Leo. He has a noble presence - not surprising considering his upbringing. He's a very charismatic talker, well-spoken, lovely voice, can charm anyone into trusting him (Libra in 3rd coming through). To his credit, he takes his work seriously and comes off as a reliable boss (Cap in 6th, also Taurus in 10th). He wants to take care of people... or rather, wants to be seen as a savior. I really see him as a Gemini-Cancer cusp, but technically he's a Cancer so his sun will be in 12th house. It’s a house of self-undoing, the afterlife, illusions - ego and reality go to disintegrate here. All that connects into the life-and-death theme surrounding him and his design. The sun here becomes a fantasy, a goal rather than reality – a dream of being a leader, a hero, someone who people look up to for help and answers. He’s really giving Jesus-wannabe, with the resurrection and savior complex he has going on, as well as the over-the-top generosity. A big red crab, with a big red flag... and the tits to match (Cancer rules the booba).

Vere

Venus conjunct Midheaven, Midheaven being in Scorpio. With Sun in Scorpio. Lots of Scorpio. He’s so pretty! Pretty in an elegant, sensual, effortless yet manicured to perfection way. Apparently, the BBC (Big Bulky Collar) on him does not signal “DANGER!” to the rascals who take him for an easy target, because all they see is the approachable, delicate face and inviting voice. He knows the effect he has on people, and he’s using it to his advantage – to get a free drink, or to make people trust him juuust enough to get what he wants. He is attracted to power, powerful people, and wants power for himself – and he’s ruthless about achieving his goals, too (Scorpio in 10th); there’s a lot of gossip surrounding this man’s public image, his reputation. Venus conjunct Midheaven places a focus on art – he is an artist, appreciates art as well as creating it himself. He IS the art, or that’s the perception of him anyway.

Venus in Scorpio As Venusian as he appears, Venus is in detriment here – there’s conflicting emotions regarding his looks, and the perception of him – or rather, the expectations placed on him because of it. He'll break rules on purpose, act outrageous, play coy, use his beaty for all its worth – he’ll purposefully play the ‘bad guy’ as a form of rebellion, a defense mechanism. He can’t find comfort in a traditional relationship dynamic and has a hard time liking someone who likes them back - he’s afraid of commitment. I believe his confidence is a façade; there’s an underlying fear of betrayal and rejection, and a paranoia that any good thing that comes his way is a trick, a trap, or a lie. That he doesn’t deserve love or care, really. Buuut… if you’re like Ais and see him for all his ‘ugly’, and accept him anyway… then you’re really something💜.

1525 words. Yikes. I tried keeping the word count down.

Unsuccessful. Obviously.

If you’ve read this far, go have some water, a snack, a stretch – you deserve it! Doctor’s orders!!!

P.S. : Ais' side profile sprite is giving me "ex-punk mom wearing a cozy cardigan", is it just me? Anyone? Are you seeing it? Am I crazy? Do I need help?...

...I'll see myself out.

#ps: he just looks so cozyyyyy~#call me a dictionary bc I'm full of words #and thoughts #this took waaay too long to write #touchstarved game #ais #kuras #leander #mhin #vere #touchstarved headcanons #astro observations

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hwnglx · 1 year

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oh can you please do a reading on enhypen member's ideal type, if you don't mind? thank you. <3

thought i'd include a short (.. ig?) summary of them as bf's. i recommend listening to each of the songs while reading through every member, i chose ones that i felt would really suit their dynamic with their lovers. (ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ.ﾟ

enhypen's ideal types based on tarot and astrology, take it with a grain of salt

heeseung virgo venus

physical traits pagofw, char, 3ofw

youthful appearance. energetic and lively aura. athletic build. seems to be very open to all types of looks -> doesn't have a specific type.

personality traits 8ofp, moon, 3ofc, wheel

heeseung likes people who put a lot of effort into their relationships. he's very mature and knowledgable, so he's aware that commitments take a lot of work. he needs someone who shares that mindset with him. the type of person who's willing to reflect on and deeply think about their actions. his virgo venus makes him want to be able to have deep conversations with his partner that just flow. he needs there to be a natural understanding between him and his loved one. he needs someone clean and wise who adapts well to change, but can also have let lose and have fun sometimes. though he definitely wants his partner to have a sense of maturity so they're on the same wavelength, he doesn't like them being stuck up or uptight. he's attracted to people who are sociable and get along with others easily.

“i don't hate the way you keep me up your touch blurred my vision it's your world and i'm just in it”

him as a boyfriend 8ofp, kingofc

+ as i said, not only does he expect his partner to work hard for the connection, he's also more than willing to work on himself, in order to be a trustworthy, kind and respectable boyfriend. his venus in virgo makes him not only very loving and considerate, but also very attentive, observant and detail-oriented. he'll probably surprise you with how well he remembers the small things you told him about yourself. gift you things you talked about wanting very long ago, or take you to places that are uniquely special to you two only, like the place where you first met. a very understanding, devoted and thoughtful boyfriend. his virgo venus also makes him very selfless, so all his focus will be on serving and pleasing you. if you can, you'll chose the menu, you'll chose the date location, you'll chose the movie you two watch. you'll probably have to remind him to think about himself from time to time as well. - although heeseung will be very self-sacrificing, he's very selective over who he dates. virgo is a sign that's all about perfection so he has very high expectations and standards not everybody is able to meet. the 8 of pentacles (card of hard work and effort) coming out contiuously makes sense. also, he'll probably get surprisingly upset if things don't go after plan, like you not giving him the reaction he wanted to see or the date he planned for you two somehow not working out. he probably also will struggle showing his affection in a physical manner and be more reserved. he can easily overthink everything concerning your relationship and be overly cautious, since he wants nothing but perfection for you.

jay taurus venus

physical traits 10ofw, 2ofp, 10ofc, 6ofw

more mature look. balanced and harmonious facial features. very glamorous and attractive beauty. someone who draws everyones gazes in. so pretty that it's almost unrealistic.

personality traits highpr, 7ofw, 4ofp, 8ofp

jay is a serious man. so he needs someone mature and intelligent, who doesn't only take life just as seriously, but also devotes themselves to the relationship just as much as he does. like.. he'll literally give his all to you (heart, soul and money) so he would like that to be reciprocated, at least in an emotional sense. he likes the type of person who has a lot of inner depth to them and carries a sense of mystery with them. someone who is strong, has thick skin and is able to fiercely stand up for what they believe in. he likes people with a hard shell, who aren't very easy to figure out. he'd probably also really be attracted people who aren't afraid to challenge his opinions as well. although that could easily lead to him bickering with them, that's more or less his love language. he wants someone who has their own values and doesn't get swayed easily.

“the flowers still are blooming then leaves will turn again but time will be frozen for us”

him as a boyfriend kingofp, 7ofw

+ because of his taurus venus, he's all about sensual pleasures in relationships. so you definitely will get a lot of expensive presents, flowers, fine wines, dining at elegant restaurants with nice music or sleeping on expensive silk sheets. and he'd probably also take you shopping and carry all your gucci bags for you. his favorite date will definitely be you two only though. he'll also be extremely protective. definitely won't shy away from confronting other people who peaked at you for a little too long lol. very loyal. you will be his top priority. he'll make it his responsibility to not only stay faithful and devoted to you but also take good care of you at all times. god forbid you ever feel sad in his presence. - my god, is this placement stubborn. he'll probably have an hour long discussion with you over the most trivial things just because he wants to hear he's right. he'll also get jealous too easily and be overly possessive. that hour long discussion might come from him accusing you of hanging out too long with your male friend or something. or you not returning his kiss in the presence of others. like, it's just way too easy for him to get mistrustful of you. he'll also overcommit and hold on to you way too tightly. even if the relationship turned toxic, he'll struggle letting go of it. men with their venus in taurus definitely aren't the best placement to break up with.

jake scorpio venus

physical traits 4ofc, 2ofc, wheel

likes people from all over the world. classic type of beauty. gorgeous and dazzling eyes. symetrical features. someone who has many different sides to them -> can go from more casual and laidback styling to elegant and expensive looks.

personality traits pageofc, 2ofsw, tower, 3ofsw+moon&herm

jake really likes his partner to have a dreamy and romantic air to them. the type of person who looks incredibly sweet and innocent on the outside, but can unexpectedly change into a completely different person once he's alone with them. someone who doesn't put all that much of themselves on display for others. he'd want his lover to have darker and more sexy sides to them, that only he is able to see. he really likes the unexpected thrills in relationships, it seems. so he'd like his partner to surprise and shock him. he's also drawn to people who are almost too sensitive. i think he likes the thought of being able to fix and heal someone. since he'd want an emotionally deep connection to the one he loves, he'd want a person who's willing to share their past bad experiences with him and trust him fully.

“as long as you're with me, you'll be just fine nothing's gonna hurt you baby nothing's gonna take you from my side”

him as a boyfriend lovers, 8ofsw, emper

+ when jake loves, he loves intensely. you can definitely expect him to be all in with your relationship. not only is he a very affectionate and sweet boyfriend who's attentive to your needs and will probably surprise you with the cutest gifts, he also has an incredibly attractive and magnetic charm. since he very much knows that, he'll be very seductive and sensual with you. maybe even seduce you at the most random or most unfitting times lol. like.. scorpio venus men are irresistable and they know it. and tbh, really damn amazing at lovemaking. we're talking intimacy. but make no mistake, he can absolutely be a gentleman with great manners when he needs to be. he'll really enjoy taking charge of the relationship and lead you. jake would actually make a great family father, i imagine him really liking that traditional life. - honestly, he can just get too much sometimes. like he'll obsess over you, and some independent people can easily feel uncomfortable with that. he can also get manipulative, he'll play games and use tactics to test you sometimes. like make you jealous on purpose and test your patience, just to get a reaction out of you. he'll enjoy seeing the power he has over you a little too much. while at the same time, he himself will get jealous way too easily. his fear of losing you can make him too possessive.. once you date a venus in scorpio, you basically belong to them. it just ain't for the weak.

sunghoon scorpio venus

physical traits hieroph, aceofp, magic

more humble and traditional beauty. natural features. healthy and luscious hair. someone who isn't over the top with their styling but still has something intriguing to them.

personality traits 7ofsw, 4ofp, tower+3ofp, pageofc

sunghoon seems to really appreciate loyalty in his partners, which makes sense since his venus is also in possessive scorpio. like he actually gives me very possessive vibes. so i think he'd really want his lover to be someone who sticks with him, even during unexpected changes and challenging times. since he himself will devote himself to his relationships completely, he appreciates trustworthy lovers who won't make him question their faithfulness. he also likes it when his partners aren't too open with everyone and keep to themselves more, someone more on the introverted and reserved side. but also gentle and kind, someone who is in tune with their emotions and intuition. he doesn't want people who are superficial and needs a lover who's interested in developing close and deep connections to not only others, but especially to him.

“nervous, trip over my words you're so pretty it hurts baby, i'm yours”

him as a boyfriend strength, knofp, 5ofp&queofc, star, lovers

+ another scorpio venus, another very passionate lover. tbh, i always thought that this guy must have some scorpio placements in him, since there is a certain intense and darker energy to him. so finding out his venus and mars are in scorpio, makes a lot of sense. sunghoon will really want to be a strong and reliable existence for his lover. he'll be a boyfriend who can't stand seeing you suffer and will put his all into taking care of you, especially emotionally. his scorpio venus makes him want to feel like you're all his, so he will make sure you will comfortable and nurtured whenever you're with him. so, that you basically have no other choice than to be in love. like, he can actually get surprisingly affectionate when he's with his loved one. and really make you feel special. he'll love spending time with you alone, so he'll put all his effort into making the time beautiful for you two. - although he'll be very caring when it comes to your emotions, he'll probably prefer keeping his own feelings hidden away. i can really imagine it becoming a problem in the relationship, it'll be too onesided. like, he'll have his entire focus on you but you'll rarely be able to really talk about his inner world in an open manner. he'll also be unexpectedly moody and probably surprise you with how emotionally invested he can actually get once you two fight. he'll be very consumed by your relationship, but at the same time, not like being honest about that and making himself vulnerable.

sunoo gemini venus

physical traits death, queofsw, strength

mysterious and darker aura. looks more detached and cold from the outside. poker face with striking features. strong and intense presence. turns everyone's heads.

personality traits 9ofp, kingofp, 9ofw, fool, judg, magic

sunoo definitely seems to be attracted to mature and independent people. he really likes it when his partner is powerful and confident, the type of person that'll make him gaze in awe at them while explaining the amount of sht they've been through. since he himself is a very sensitive person, he needs someone who's very strong and better at handling difficulties. in a "been there, done that" kinda way. they have their know-how now. someone who can teach him to let go and trust in himself more. a reliable person he can lean on. he likes people who know their path and have a strong purpose in life. his gemini venus also makes him value communication a lot, so he needs someone who clicks with him very well when talking. the type of person he could talk to about everything for hours without it getting boring.

“i'll tell you how i almost died while you're bringing me back to life baby you're my angel, angel baby”

him as a boyfriend 7ofw, temp, 9ofc, 7ofsw, aceofsw

+ not only is sunoo a person with almost scary duality to him anyway, his venus in gemini makes him have the same duality in romance as well. things definitely won't get boring with him as a lover. his love language can be sweet acts of service for you, like making you breakfast (i can just picture sunoo making the cutest little breakfast for his lover so well i'm in tears). but he'll especially enjoy having hour-long deep conversations with you, where you share your hopes and dreams and talk about life. he'll enjoy texting you all the time, probably send you the cutest good night texts and many lovey dovey heart emojis. he'll also be very flirty, adventurous and enjoy many different types of activities with you, just keep him stimulated at all times. - as i said, gemini venus people can be very two-faced. his cancer and aries combination makes him very hot and cold anyway, but his gemini venus can also lead to him suddenly acting differently according to who he's with, which can make him seem dishonest or ingenuine. like, it'll almost be him putting on different masks every time circumstances change. and you'll just be left there wondering where the ever-smiling and giggly sunoo from 2 minutes ago just went? he can also easily lose interest in people. if you aren't interesting enough to him, it won't be hard for him to just look for the next, more fun person. he's also very good at playing the victim. he knows how to use his charm and wit to get what he wants, which can get irritating.

jungwon aries venus

physical traits lovers, 4ofc, devil

extremely alluring and charming aura. looks unapproachable but very attractive. magnetic and deep eyes. darker and long hair. isn't afraid to flaunt their beauty. dresses in a way that shows it off. someone you can't avert your gaze from.

personality traits knofc, pagofsw, herm

jungwon likes his partners to be very confident and self-reliant. his aries venus makes him very energetic and passionate, so he needs someone who won't be imitated by his fiery attitude in love and can keep up with that. still, aries people can have a very childlike charm too, so although he doesn't want them to depend on him, he can't stand them being too stuck up as well. he needs someone who's easygoing and fun-loving. someone who won't be afraid to openly flirt with him and be direct and straightforward. he'll be attracted to people who aren't too shy to actively pursue him and be just as bold as him. aries venus people can at times be confident to a point of delusion. so someone who can boldly challenge that will attract and intrigue him for sure.

“cause every time you strip away my pride humble me down to my knees you're exactly what i need”

him as a boyfriend devrx+magic&knofw, 8ofw

+ don't be fooled by jungwon's sweet and innocent looks, because this boy brings the word passion to a different level when it comes to romance. if he is into you, you will definitely know about it. he's aware of how irresistable he can be, so he absolutely won't shy away from using his charm and making the first move. if he sees you at a party and is intrigued, he'll probably tell you how stunning you look right in your face, no matter the circumstances. aries venus people love the thrill of a chase for sure. he'll be very big on physical affection too, so don't be surprised to have him just pull you into a kiss out of nowhere, or insist on holding your hand all the time. still, he won't be possessive in an extreme manner, so you won't have to worry about him being too clingy. he'll like you to be independent as well and give you your own space to be your own person without depending on him. - aries people are the definition of impatient. you need to keep him stimulated all the time, otherwise it's way too easy for him to get bored in your relationship. it can be hard to keep up with his energy levels and fast-paced attitude for sure. he can easily get frustrated if things in your romance progress too slowly, he'll be all in from the very beginning. his frustration can also be expressed in an overly angry manner, aries people are very short-tempered and prone to sudden bursts of anger. he can almost become scary, so definitely not for someone very soft or weak-hearted. jealousy can also become a thing, if something you did somehow hurt his ego. since aries people can be a little too self-absorbed, he won't like the thought of you liking someone more than him.

since niki is still a minor, i don't think it's right for me to do romantic readings on him. hope you can understand and still enjoyed the read ʚ♡⃛ɞ

#kpop tarot #enhypen tarot #this post took everything out of me wow

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perkaggedon · 2 years

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asstrovations 😏pt 4

clickity clack the bad bitch is back!

i don’t think ima do observations that much anymore 😵‍💫my brain is literally fried from the first two cuz i had so much but now it’s all gone y’all! it’s gonna be an every now and then thingy now! it’s neva a goodbye, always a see u later!

sag in ur big 3 almost always indicate ur involved in a religion, come from a religious background, or are fascinated by religion/spirituality

water x fire dom people are emotionally charged assholes

aquarius in someone’s big 3 make them so memorable in the best and worst way possible!

i CONSTANTLY see air signs in relationships but they never last👁👁

water n air signs can be so delusional whenever it comes to relationships

having scorpio in ur big 3/being scorpio dom DOOOOOOOO INDEEED INDICATE BEING OBSESSED!

a lot of pisces ik are very open abt their knowledge if that makes sense

do not be fooled and think water signs are the ONLYYYUYY emotional signs(everybody’s emotional duh) bc aquarius, geminis, and aries have the worst emotional stance and mood swings

taurus women always seem to embody their element

there’s this stereotype abt aries mars being headstrong and going for wtv they want and is somewhat true

i sound like a broken record when i say this, but earth doms and suns are judgy in very very weird ways

virgo and taurus suns can b such hot heads

outta all the placements, gemini placements are REALLY hard to make open up(ESPECIALLY W EARTH PLACEMENTS)

air signs r always getting ridiculed for shit(RIGHTFULLY SO)

aquarius in an unusual placement in a chart (SUCH AS THE 4TH HOUSE :D) always has some form of traumatic shit attached to it like goddamn SHOUTSOUT TO MY AQUARIUS RISING GYALS!!

the anatomy of sharing placements w ur family is weird(n very true) the child that holds similar placements to their parents pick up their parents habits HEAVY

cancers and aquarius’ can have one thing in common: BEING ANNOYING!!!! :D

i may talk the biggest shit abt Virgos but they can pull bitches don’t lie!!! they have this altogether, smart look on them and it gets the people going

pisces will always give u something to talk abt (take that how u want)

idk if it’s just me but ppl w mega fire(leo) placements LOVE to look like they’re having fun and being loud

(4 me) i think having neptune aspecting ur ascendant and/or mercury gives u a problem w speaking or ur voice whether u don’t like talking or ur voice or overthink something about ur voice/talking

i have both aspects and this is a very frequent issue i have this differs for errbody so yeah!!!!

people w fire(sag more or so) placements have my heart! they love to have FUN nevermind anything!!

having ur mercury/sun and saturn in the same sign is yin and yang at its best

pisces have SUCH PRETTY VOICESSSS!! whether it’s singing or just in general their voice is like music to my ears

u made it to tha end ho!!! congrats!!

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just got off one of the worst flights of my life and I'm too tired to write a proper zodiac oc post, so have incorrect quotes instead

in case anyone was wondering what happened on the flight: the flight attendants charged my dad for a singular bottle of water, there was a child behind me kicking my seat, another child in front of me kept looking behind her to stare at me, and my phone got stuck between two seats and I had to do complex yoga to get it out

anyway @mythicalmagical-monkeyman hope you enjoy the lols!!

previous posts are here

Libra: What’s up? I’m back. Scorpio: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead. Libra: Death is a social construct.

Leo: Croissants: dropped Aquarius: Road: works ahead Taurus: BBQ sauce: on my titties Libra: Shavacado: fre Gemini: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead Cancer: Cancer: ...I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

Gemini: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? Aries: crouches down Scorpio: kneels down Leo: sits on the floor Gemini: Gemini: I hate all of you.

Gemini: So, are you two friends? Leo: Yes. Aquarius: No.

Cop: What are your names? Leo: Don't tell them, Sagittarius. Cop, writing: Sagittarius... Leo: Crap. Sagittarius: Nice going, Leo. Cop: Sagittarius: Uh oh.

Aquarius: sighs I have no friends… Pisces: Pisces: coughs Bitch, what am I? A roach?!

Sagittarius: But we’re friends! I was building up to calling you a nickname soon! Aries: That’ll never happen! In fact, you just lost “Aries” privileges. From now on, you can call me by my last name or ‘Hey, you.’. Sagittarius: Come on, Aries. Aries: *glares* Sagittarius: Come on, Hey you.”

Aquarius: Where's Leo, Gemini, and Sagittarius? Libra: They're playing hide and seek. Aquarius: Where? Libra: I don't think you get how this game works.

Virgo: Underestimate me. That'll be fun.

Sagittarius: Your future self is talking shit about you right now. Aquarius: Jokes on them. I'll ruin their fucking life.

Sagittarius: *sees Gemini and Ophiuchus together* Sagittarius: They're cute. I would put them on a boat. Libra: You mean... you ship them?

Aries: I wanna die. Scorpio: We all do, you aren't special!

Cancer, answering the phone: Hello? Aries: It’s Aries. Cancer: What did he do this time? Aries: No, it’s me, Aries. It’s actually me. Cancer: What did you do this time?

Leo: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done? Taurus: *sighs* Taurus: I killed a man.

Gemini: WHO THE FUCK- Virgo: Whoa, language! Gemini: I speak fucking English! Virgo: ...

Cancer: What the hell were you thinking? Gemini: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic! Cancer: You released OSTRICHES!

Sagittarius: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Scorpio's phone number just by choosing random numbers.

Leo: Am I right, Pisces? Pisces: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.

Sagittarius: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me? Aries: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? Sagittarius: Yes. Aries: I'd sleep.

Taurus: Wow, Capricorn, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you. Capricorn: We literally slept together yesterday. Taurus: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

Leo: What are you in the mood for? Libra: World domination. Leo: That's a bit ambitious. Libra: You are my world. Leo: Aww... Libra: Leo: Libra: Leo: OH.

Scorpio: You look good in that hoodie. Pisces: You know where else I'd look good? Scorpio, zero hesitation: My bed. Pisces, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

Ophiuchus: I feel like doing something stupid. Gemini: I’m stupid, do me.

Virgo: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Cancer: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely* Virgo: That one. I want that one.

Aquarius: IS THERE ANYTHING BETTER THAN PUSSY???? Cetus: YES, A REALLY GOOD BOOK! (Aro & Ace solidarity fr)

anyway, yep, that was a large amount of incorrect quotes, I am done now

all of these interactions are canon by the way! if you want the context for any of them I will be more than happy to explain

#oc #oc memes #zodiac #zodiacs #zodiac sign #zodiac signs #zodiac memes #zodiac incorrect quotes

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give me a horoscope for cancer

This will be a surprise to absolutely no one:

Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20): "So what?"

Capricorn (Mar. 20 - Apr. 19): "There's something in my eye."

Taurus (Apr. 19 - May 19): "No, you can't go into the sewers!"

Gemini (May 19 - Jun. 18): "That reminds me... there was a time in college where I had a recurring dream that I spent weeks living in this abandoned mansion in the woods. I'd always leave on the last day of class (so I was literally always running away) and I never found out if the mansion was real or not. Anyway, I've always wanted to go back to that mansion and spend my whole life there."

Leo (Jun. 18 - Jul. 17): "There's some water dripping down there. And that is definitely an octopus."

Virgo (Jul. 17 - Aug. 16): "But there's no way I can be this stupid!"

Aquarius (Aug. 16 - Sep. 15): "Did I ever tell you about the time I tried to make spaghetti out of canned tuna? It didn't work at all. Just gross. I think I should try making fried rice out of tuna again sometime."

Scorpio (Sep. 15 - Oct. 15): "I remember this time in college I went to see this group of friends that I didn't really know very well. I ended up leaving the group, but the last thing they said to me before I left was a riddle. I'll remember it always.

"'There was a place with a thousand doors,

And inside each one was a man with a key.

There was a man inside one of the doors,

But he didn't know about the others.

You know what you have to do, don't you?

You have to try every key in order to find the man inside the door.'

And the thing about that is... it wasn't a riddle. I had no idea what the answer would be! I had no idea what the key was... "

Sagittarius (Oct. 15 - Nov. 14): "A lot of people say 'I'm a Sagittarius.' But I have some real doubts about whether I'm a Sagittarius, or maybe a Capricorn. I mean, I'm not the outdoorsy type, if you know what I mean. I'm a city kid. I like reading and writing and stuff like that. But the other day I almost fell down a hole... "

Capricorn (Nov. 14 - Dec. 13): "The thing about going into the woods to find that mansion is, even if I know I'm not going to meet any weird animals in that place, I still don't want to go there because I don't know what'll happen once I find it. There's just something in the place of that mansion, and I know it's there but I've never seen it before and I don't know what it is, so... "

Aquarius (Dec. 13 - Jan. 12): "I'm not going to go back to that place, and I'm not going to talk about it, okay? I'd rather not bring it up again. But if you guys want to know where I'd like to go with you other than the place of that mansion...

Pisces (Jan. 12 - Feb. 11): "It'd be fun to be an outlaw for a while. Go into the woods, steal all your food, live in a big ol' cave for a while, live in the middle of nowhere for a while, you know? It would be really fun.

Taurus (Feb. 11 - Mar. 10): "No offense, but my parents would be the last people you'd want to see in that place of that mansion. They'd just go nuts in there."

#owlet

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This Week’s Horrible-Scopes

(Yes, yes.. I got busy this week.. sorry for the delay....)

It’s time for this week’s Horrible-Scopes! So for those of you that know your Astrological Signs, cool! If not, just pick one, roll a D12, or just make it up as you go along. It really doesn’t matter.

Aries

Quick Trivia Question for you! Which came first: The Patent for the “Electric Printing Telegraph”, what we call a “Fax” today… or the standardization of “SOS” as a world-wide distress call? As a clue, Guglielmo Marconi helped pioneer practical radio communications in 1896. So, the answer is…. SOS was signed into standardization in 1906 and the British patent was granted in… 1843! Meaning FAX predated Radio by almost fifty years!

Taurus

There are hundreds of “You Laugh, You Lose” challenges out there, mostly for funny events on video. But if you want the ultimate challenge, go to a dog park on Puppy Day and just lay down on a picnic blanket. The first time you’re slobber-licked by a half-dozen puppies at once you will cry “Uncle”! Which is all the opportunity they’ll need to lick the inside of your mouth. And that is then the real challenge!

Gemini

There’s a reason why you still listen to and love Disco music unironically; you’re just hoping it comes back so you can be a session recording musician on French Horn. Sad to say, unless you form your own disco band, that’s not going to happen. It’s not impossible! Tower of Power is a group of session musicians who made their own band… but you singing and playing French Horn at the same time? It’s not a kazoo. That IS impossible.

Cancer Moon-Child

We have to talk 80’s music with you. In 1981 The Pointer Sisters released the song, “Slow Hand”, which had a speed of 111 Beats Per Minute. In 1988, Tracy Chapman’s song “Fast Car” was released at a speed of 104 Beats Per Minute. Meaning someone, somewhere, made a Slow Hand faster than a Fast Car, ironically enough… which reminds us, “Ironic” was released by Alanis Morissette in 1996 and at 115 Beats Per Minute is the fastest of the three! And there’s still nothing ironic in the use of that song.

Leo

You want to rule the world, but what are you going to do with it once you have it? See, you’ve got these great, grand plans but only up to a point. That’s why you need a literal Partner in Crime to help fill in the missing parts of your plan. Do you want to be stuck like Doctor Doom, constantly fighting all those Do-Gooders when you know that your way is actually the best way? This week spend your time reading every comic book you can so you don’t make any screw-ups later.

Virgo

You think people don’t respect you, but they really do. We can prove this scientifically by conducting a simple study. Just ask the people around you if they respect you or not, then ask people at a train station the same question and tally the results. Our prediction is that people who know you do respect you, but most strangers don’t. Results like this mean most of the world doesn’t respect you… so it looks like you were right after all.

Libra

There are a lot of devices on the market that are pure marketing cash grabs. Those advertisements that say, “Buy These Plans For Unlimited Electricity Before The Man Stops Us From Selling Them”? They’re bogus. The 6-inch cubes that claim to cool off a room in seconds? Just use a fan. And the Tabletop Clothes Dryer That Uses Vacuum Technology? The front window is cheap, 2mm thick plastic that would implode. Don’t buy anything you don’t need this week.

Scorpio

They say if you learn one Romance language, you basically learn them all. So you could learn Italian, French, or Spanish and be fairly understandable in most of Eastern Europe and associated areas; even Quebec. But if you want to have world-wide understandability learn Klingon! It’s universally available to learn, easily identifiable by sound and tone, and no one cares if you have an accent. And if they do, just punch them in the throat.

Sagittarius

Jigsaw puzzles are only fun to a certain extent. Once you’ve put it all together, what do you do with it? Turn it over, glue it in place and put it in a picture frame, or break it back up again? You and Leo need to figure out how you’re going to rule the world together, because you obviously can’t do it individually.

Capricorn

We can’t trust you on a trip to Australia. You’ll be wanting to meet all the animals and they are more dangerous than they are cute. Blue Ring Octopuses are tiny and look adorable, but they’ll put you in an iron lung for three weeks if they sting you. Just touching trees is dangerous too! And don’t get us started on needing to flush the toilet before you use it to make sure there are no snakes under the rim. Take your vacation to the county library instead.

Aquarius

Bribery occurred, so a NICE ‘Scope for you this week! We’re only just crossing into the Summer months, meaning the Earth is moving further from the Sun towards aphelion. The best part about this week? It means we’re still moving farther away from Christmas Music. The worst part is that we’re moving into “Afternoon Delight” territory. How is this “Nice” for you this week? You still like NPR news and bought a set of earbuds recently. Use them together and you won’t have any earworms to think about. All Things Considered misses you.

Pisces

Here’s your Tech Quicky for the week! You remember the TV show “Babylon 5”? The CGI was done with the Video Toaster by NewTek; an All In One drop in card for the Amiga computer that was released in 1990 for almost $2500 - little over $5,000 today. And ready for the software install? The system driving it for video switching, Character Generator Overlays, ChromaKey, digital wipes, and Light Wave the pre-eminent 3D rendering system of the day… and ALL that software came on 8 floppy disks, a grand whopping FIF… TEEN… MEGA-BYTES! Yes… MegaBytes. You want to impress your Uuber-Geek friends? That’s the info you want!

And THOSE are your Hobble-Scopes for this week! Remember if you liked what you got, we’re obviously not working hard enough at these. BUT! If you want a better or nastier one for your own sign or someone else’s, all you need to do to bribe me is just Let Me Know! These will be posted online at the end of each week via Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook and Discord.

#horoscope #horrorscope #humour #comedy #parody

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httpstes · 2 years

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˚ · . astro observations ll ·˚ ༘

Links to other astrovations: Astro Observations l, Astro Observations lll, Astro Observations IV, Astro Observations V, Astro Observations VI

♡ Scorpio and aries moon/rising are such powerful people istg. Martian moons/risings have a particular flare that is immediately noticeable. It’s in your face and you have to look simply because they are to mesmerising to even think to look away. These people have a blood lust for revenge and will do whatever it takes to get what they want.

♡ Aries moons imo are almost comparable to capricorn moons in a work ethic sense. They work and work and work with such passion and willpower.

♡ Scorpio risings and moons are forever loyal to their loved ones and expect the same in return, they don’t want to waste their time on people who they don’t have a strong emotional connection with, they will be honest and tell you up front if they care for you, truly one of the most protective placements I know.

♡ EVERY SINGLE PERSON IVE HAD A CRUSH ON ARE AQUARIUS MERCURIES. ALL.OF THEM. AND A LOT OF MY FRIENDS THAT I ADMIRE ARE AQUA MERCURIES TOO 😭 Idk man i’m just so attracted to them. They radiate intelligence and power I literally would put the world in ruins for these mfs. All of them and I mean ALL of them are sooo smart, a lot of them are also kinda socially awkward like not only in the way they communicate (sometimes it sounds like they don’t even wanna talk to you but trust me if they wanted to talk to you they would) but in the way they walk around in areas flooded with people 💀 Like i noticed they tend to forget how to walk sometimes in public it’s so cute 😭

♡ Saturn in the 3rd may struggle with communication in some way shape or form unless positively afflicted. These people may also have had strict siblings that put a lot of pressure on them throughout school or they were the strict older sibling 😭

♡ Libra stelliums are such sweet, caring people. My younger sister has this and she’s always looking out for others, taking care of younger kids and sorts out arguments in her friend groups all the time.

♡ Aquarius risings will voice their opinion no matter what other placements they have, their aqua rising always shines through. They speak up against injustice, unfairness (esp mixed with libra placements) and authority. If they don’t understand why the rules are the way they are they won’t sit back and deal with it, they bring attention to it and if not fully change or disregard the rule they at least try to understand why it could benefit others.

♡ I hear a lot that Aquarius risings are stubborn and trust me that’s true, but it is a humanitarian sign and if they know or start to understand why the rules are the way they are and how it can benefit other people, they keep it in place while also bending around the rule for their comfort.

♡ Venus in pisces are dreamers and have a lot of artistic talent, however these people can be deluded by their ideas and fantasies and by falling into their delusions they can unconsciously hurt others whether they realise it or not.

♡ ^ This also goes for Venus-Neptune, because of neptune’s influence if they aren’t grounded enough or fall too deep into their beliefs and concepts of things they can be rigidly stubborn and not believe what others tell them because only they know the "truth". Considering the beauty, compassion and eternal love this placement carries it is a wonderful placement to have but if these people are too detached from reality, they can drive others away and eventually won’t know the truth either.

♡ Mars/moon in taurus mixed with Leo placements will not tolerate any anger or shit from other people. When their friends or loved ones do shitty stuff they can hold it down for a bit but if one of their loved ones truly cross a line these people will explode and never come back to you.

♡ Virgo moons hate being caught or dealing with the consequences of their own actions which is why they like to stick to the rules a lot of the time. Now i wouldn’t say particularly it’s because they like the rules but again would just hate the aftermath of being caught. These people do however like a sense of structure and routine in their lives so having rules in place that aren’t too restricting is good for them.

♡ Cancer and pisces moons can make great friends but if the Cancer moon becomes too clingy or overbearing with their love it can scare the pisces moon away. Unless of of course the pisces moon has strong cancer/moon placements.

♡ As a venus in gemini I attract other venus in gemini and sag venus's like a light attracts moths 😭 I think that other gemini venus's and sag venus' are just so entertaining, i’m never ever bored when with them and i love the way i communicate with these people, the conversation flows so easy for me compared to other venus placements.

♡ I hate the venus in gemini = cheater stereotype. I mean I know half my friends are gemini venus' and they haven’t dated anyone yet simply because they are waiting for 'the one'. They can talk to people but will never get too invested and it normally never leaves the talking stage because gemini venus will realise that the person they’re talking to may not be what they want, also considering that their mind can change a lot on what they are interested in. This doesn’t mean cheater tendencies, sure maybe with some other placements it could indicate that but gemini venus alone is not enough to identify someone as a cheater 😭

♡ Mars in Leo put hard work in for the extrinsic rewards. The recognition and praise that comes during or after the hard work they’ve put in makes them feel appreciated for their efforts. They also put in hard work towards projects that they truly see are worthwhile, projects that they can see can benefit them and make them happy. They want fun, happiness and passion and to get that they will put in the work needed.

♡ i noticed gemini suns tend to be the most set apart in terms of personality. I’ve met a lot of people with the same sun sign but every time I meet a new gemini sun, they each have nothing in common.

♡ water sun + fire moon combo are the perfect example of having a fun tough exterior but once you get to know them you can see their more sensitive side. It’s kind of weird since the moon represents emotions and our subconscious. Maybe these people just project their fire moon more than their water sun stereotypes because they don’t want to fit into that role when really fire moons are some of the most sensitive people you can ever meet.

♡ Jupiter in 6th may have good relationships with their coworkers and most probably enjoy the job that they have or want to have. This placement can also indicate having good health and that sticking to a routine can really benefit you and reward you with things.

♡ Moon in harsh aspect to mercury can signify struggling to communicate your feelings with others and or people can get the wrong idea of what your actually trying to say. With Moon ruling emotions and Mercury ruling our mind/intellect it really proposes the head vs heart scenario. What your mind wants and what your heart wants aren’t in balance and this can cause a lot of confusion and stress to the individual.

♡ Pluto conjunct mercury can easily influence others through communication. People listen to them because pluto conjunct mercury natives speak with power and passion, they’re persuasive and rational and this attracts a lot of followers but a lot of jealousy from others too.

♡ Jupiter in 9th house might like learning about different religions, cultures and languages. These people like to travel and to understand the beliefs of others. They find it interesting as it can help expand their mind too.

♡ Jupiter-Saturn harsh aspects may struggle to believe in themselves and their talents. This can lead to them giving up too quickly or relying on external forces to validate them.

♡ Moon in aquarius literally give no fucks. You could be a close friend of theirs and if you told them you murdered someone, they’d shrug their shoulders. Literally the most non-judgemental people i’ve ever met :D

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toaarcan · 3 years

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As long as RWBY has been a thing, we’ve been getting hints that Atlas is not a good place. That it was going to be filled with injustices. To the extent that I’m not sure how any of y’all missed it.

Let’s set Ironwood aside for now. Jimmy Copperdong is kinda the capstone to this whole thing, but let’s set him aside and come back to him later.

Fact of the matter is that most of the main characters we see come out of Atlas are either damaged by their time there, ran the fuck away from it, or are straight-up evil.

The first character we see out of Atlas is Weiss, of course. And we all remember what Weiss was like in V1. And that set that trend for every subsequent sympathetic Atlesian.

Weiss’ own family- Winter, Whitley, and Willow all have issues stemming from the environment they exist in. Penny is isolated from forming connections with any other people, has her humanity repeatedly denied by her ‘superiors’, even in the face of her becoming the Winter Maiden, and is now having her bodily autonomy violated by someone who has never seen her as anything more than a weapon.

Ilia’s backstory is given to us prior to V5, and not only reveals just how awful the Dust Mines we heard about back in V1, but also that V1 Weiss was entry-level compared to the people Ilia had to deal with at the academy itself.

The number of Atlesians who are definitely more Atlesian than of Mantle who don’t have massive issues stemming from Atlas itself is like... Klein and Team FNKI, the latter of whom didn’t seem to have emotional problems before, but almost certainly do after Brassdick threw them onto the frontlines of a seemingly unwinnable battle.

The most well-adjusted ex-Atlesians are Pietro and the Happy Huntresses, who all defected to Mantle. And as May’s story shows, that doesn’t necessarily mean they escaped unscathed, it just means they’ve been able to heal.

Pretty much every good person to come out of Atlas either left it or has every reason to, with a defection so telegraphed it’s tapping out morse code (Winter, Marrow). The ones that didn’t are the ones that are caged, or stayed to help those that are caged (Whitley and Willow, Klein).

But the rest just suck. We get introduced to Atlesian high society in V4 and while Jacques is the prime example, others like Henry and literally everyone else at the Schnee Party are just... arseholes. They’re not even evil, they’re just utter pricks. Entitled, self-absorbed, selfish bastards.

Even before we knew that Atlas literally looked down on the world, we had good evidence that they were doing it metaphorically.

And of course... how many of our villains came from Atlas?

Cinder, Watts, Tyrian (I think), Adam.

Cinder is of course the most pertinent. As our longest-standing and most prominent antagonist, with a backstory reveal in just this volume, she was a child used for slave-labour and tortured for her inability to live up to the unreasonable demands placed on her, until she snapped and murdered her tormentors, condemned by an Atlesian Huntsman who did nothing to improve her situation.

Even setting aside every other crimson-stained flag waving in regards to Ironwood’s status... did anyone really expect the man who ruled over the system that created Cinder Fall and Adam Taurus to be a good person?

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lewis-winters · 3 years

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Hi but I actually really want your detailed character analysis for each guy in the Craver interrogation scene 👀

Oh anon, the monster you have unleashed.

Ok so like. This is only one of many of my (often contradicting, bc if I am anything I am a flip-flopping bitch #taurus-gemini cusp) readings of this scene. But it certainly is the most interesting:

Ok, so let's start with the three boys outside of the beating room. Namely, Floyd Talbert, Ron Speirs, and George Luz.

There is only one agitated fella in this frame, and it's not George Luz. George is very secure in himself here-- there's tension lining him and making him stiff and his attempts at humor fall flat, but the fact that he is making attempts at all is a sign that he knows who he is in this moment and he knows what he is being called to do. And that's to distract Tab.

Tab, on the other hand, is struggling with two sides of him. One is the vindictive side that wants to be in the room with the other guys. But that side is largely trumped by his very rational, very Company 1st Sergeant side. He isn't agitated because he wants to join in. He's agitated because he knows he should stop them, and he's right. He should. Though the beating is "justified", the Military Police will most likely not think so. He's 1st Sergeant, he's in charge of most, if not all of the men in there. If the MPs investigate this incident, he will have to be the one to answer for them. And also I just think he doesn't want to see anybody get into trouble. Except he can't go in there and stop them because they have a point, or at least, they think they do. Craver hurt one of their own, and now there is no reasoning with them. Look at who's inside: Bull and Martin and Malarkey. NCOs, just like Tab. None of them outrank him, but they are still leaders in their own right. And if Tab were to go in there and stop them, they'd chew him out for it.

Tab is waiting for someone like Ron to come in and stop it. Because Tab knows he himself can't.

Except. Except. Except.

Ron doesn't stop it. Ron, in fact, enables it.

And this is where we also see Tab start to lose respect for Speirs.

IRL, Winters said that Tab resigned as 1st Sergeant because he kept comparing Speirs' leadership to Winters' leadership, and though the show itself doesn't actually make that the official reason for Tab's resignation in the next scene ("I miss being back amongst the men"), there are traces of it in this scene.

When Ron enters the room, the first thing Tab asks him is "How's Grant? Is he dead?" Speirs bypasses that question entirely for the sake of joining in on the beating, gun drawn.

From Tab's point of view, that means Ron has every intention to kill Craver.

And, of course, if we apply what we know from what IRL Winters told us, that means Tab is also thinking, in that moment; "No, Dick would never do this. Dick would never let it get this far."

And you can actually see that moment of clarity + subsequent disappointment (as well as relief at finding out Grant will live and disbelief that this just fucking happened) on his face here:

Furthermore, this is also the moment Tab (and, by extension, every body else in the room) finds out that Grant is going to make it after Ron tells them.

So not only is Tab thinking; "Dick would never do this. Dick would never let it get this far," he is also thinking "Why the fuck didn't he tell us that in the first place?! If Dick had been handling the situation, we would have gotten the news immediately! He wouldn't have allowed something as risky as this happen!"

And he's right.

But in fairness to Ron, this is probably the first time any of Easy has seen him lose his cool.

Because Ron is actually losing his cool here. This is his "it's my dog!" moment. He let the anger get to him, and therefore he made a terrible miscalculation.

I've already talked about this in this Grant/Speirs ask, but let me reiterate it here:

We (and Easy Company) are very used to thinking that Ron acts without compassion, mercy, or remorse, therefore when we first view this scene, we think that what is out of character for him is not shooting the replacement. We (and Easy, but especially Tab) are wrong. That is probably the most in character thing about Ron in this scene. What is truly out of character for him here is him drawing out the gun with the intention of shooting this motherfucker in the face.

See, one of the reasons why we think he doesn’t act with compassion, mercy, or remorse is because in the first half of the series, we don’t see him outside of the glimpses Easy company gets or the stories they exchange. But after episode 7, he’s suddenly with us all the time, and we see that his advice to Blithe was more of a… miscommunication, in a way.

Act with no compassion, no mercy, and no remorse toward the people you want to protect your men from. But this is where this scene gets complicated. At first glance, we think "ah, yes, he's protecting his men from this replacement."

Except-- there is literally 1 replacement vs. at least 1 squad of men (roughly 9 to 11 men). Why the fuck does a squad of soldiers (veterans too!) need protection against 1 replacement who has not had the same training and combat experience as them? They don't need protection here, they can handle themselves.

Oh, and another thing that adds to this predicament: Ron knows that Chuck is going to live.

Out of everyone in that room, Ron is the only one who knows that Chuck is actually going to live. So his internal struggle isn’t so much “oh I should act with no compassion, mercy, or remorse– but easy company has ~changed~ me.” In my opinion, his internal struggle in this moment, the reason why his hand trembles as he's preparing to shoot Craver, is this: “If I shoot him, I'm not protecting my men. I'm taking revenge.”

Which isn’t in his moral code.

Ron acts with no compassion, no mercy, and no remorse, yes, but there’s a certain level-headedness to him that keeps him in line at all times: only against those he's protecting his men from. Sure, he’s prone to bouts of petty anger sometimes (see in the next scene: More and his photo album), but he never lets that get in the way of his judgement (see: More didn’t back down, but neither did he do so in a disrespectful way and Ron recognized that, therefore he conceded his own defeat and didn’t punish More). He does what is necessary in the moment and never takes it beyond that.

But Chuck’s shooting drives him to the point of wanting to take revenge. He enters that room, gun drawn, with all the intention of shooting this motherfucker in the face. He knows it's a bad move. But he does it anyway. And him entering the room with his gun drawn enables everybody else. We, as an audience, have to remember that what they are doing is illegal and is very, very punishable by military law. Also: beating someone up like this, no matter how fucking vile, isn't the right thing to do, either. But sure, the MPs might be gracious enough (or if a certain Nixon is generous enough to tip them to look the other way), to let them probably get away with it on account of saying that the replacement tried to fight them and they simply fought back (yes, that does sound like rhetoric used to excuse police brutality; isn't that what this is in a way?). But if Ron pulled the trigger? If Ron had actually killed him? That would have been fucking bad.

It's not a Captain's job to enable his soldiers to do something illegal that'll most likely get them court martialled and/or killed. It's a Captain's job to protect his men. From their opponents, as well as from themselves.

In this moment, Ron is not doing that.

I know we like to get all vindictive and be all like "yeah that's what he deserves, this is justice!" but this isn't justice. This is revenge. And, again, revenge is not part of Ron's moral code. If only because revenge, more often than not, gets people killed instead of keeping them protected. If he shoots Craver, that will not only implicate him. It will implicate everyone else in the room.

He realizes it here:

Ron only comes to his senses when he already has the gun trained on Craver's face. Portrayed beautifully by Settle, might I add.

... This is a reach on my part, but I think his next movement is very powerful-- idk if it was written into the script or if this is just something Settle decided to do, but after he wipes the blood off and he turns away, Ron then takes his hat off. Which to me invokes in me the image of a king taking off his crown, or an executioner taking off his hood. It's almost as if he's relinquishing his authority in this moment-- not over Easy (since he does give them an order literally seconds after he takes it off), but over the right to be judge, jury, and executioner.

He recognizes that he did a whoopsie.

You know who I think also recognizes it?

George fucking Luz.

Look at his face. Look at his fucking expression here:

This is the face of a man who knows the what ifs and the could haves. He's put two and two together and he's pissed.

That's why I think another layer of him staying outside isn't just to comfort Tab. It was self-preservation. He still had his wits around him at this time-- arguably he and Tab are the only ones thinking straight in this moment; it's no coincidence that it looks like he's looking at Tab here-- and a part of him believed that Ron would, too. Except, he didn't. That's why he's angry. Ron came up short.

Or idk, I could be projecting, I mean I would be pretty pissed off in his position. Pissed at Craver, but also pissed at Speirs-- if my Captain, my leader, the guy I trusted decided to do something reckless like that and put all the lives of my fellow soldiers on the line simply because he wanted revenge or simply because he wanted to scare people and therefore get a grip over the situation, I would be angry, too. Remember, Speirs has a layer of protection, somewhat. Probably wealthy family, some wealth squirreled away. Not to mention he's a commissioned officer less likely to be used as a scapegoat. These men, everyone in that room, are enlisted working class men. Most likely, they don't get the luxury of a scapegoat or a tip off or bail. Had Speirs gone through with it, they'd have a body on their hands. And if the family of this replacement pushed, the MPs will no doubt pick someone in this room and pin it on them. Or hell, they'll take everyone, punish all of them, and then execute several. They were just lucky this replacement didn't actually have anybody on his side.

This was dangerous. But Ron let it happen. He didn't protect them like he promised he would. And to some degree, George and Tab know that.

Although, I can argue, everybody in this room realizes that. Except, they realize it too late.

They realize it the second Ron pulls the gun.

I've said it before, in this ask right here, that Liebgott flinches in this scene. Which is funny, considering when Ron enters the room, he's the one who's most in Craver's face. Him and Babe. Which is understandable, considering the three of them were close, as can be gleaned from the Last Patrol. Of course Lieb and Babe would get dibs on Carver's face. Of course they're the ones who get to bloody them up good. Carver shot their best friend-- of course they're angry. Liebgott especially-- I feel like this is the episode where he lets all his anger out. For ep 1 - 9, he's fine. He's funny and jovial-- a little irritable, especially in the Last Patrol, but only at Web, really. And not even by that much. What he mostly is, is tired. And that's it.

But this is after Landsberg and after the mountain top, too. He's angry and he has no outlet. So of course he's the one getting the most hits on Craver. And when Speirs enters the picture, he's delighted in some way. But it doesn't last.

At first he's watching Speirs (as beautifully depicted in this gif set), he is the only one watching Speirs. Then, Craver is pistol whipped and held at gun point and what does Joe do?

He flinches. Babe also flinches. And then they, and the rest of the room, look away. They all look away. From Bull to Babe to Johnny to even Pat and Popeye. Frank physically steps back. Malarkey literally closes his eyes. The only one looking is More. It's almost like the weight of what they have done has finally sunk in for all of them.

But, it's not enough to spur them to stop Speirs. In fact, except for Malarkey, they turn back to look.

Because, like Speirs, the need for revenge is pulling them toward this need to see this replacement die. But unlike Speirs, they don't know if Chuck is alive or not.

And that's where it gets Yikes. And in a way, maybe Tab is right. If Dick had been in Ron's position, 1) this replacement would have been given to the MPs immediately, and; 2) Grant's safety and the news of Grant's safety would have been the top priority. And though that would have not quelled their anger, they would have at least been comforted by the knowledge that Grant was going to live.

Listen, Ron abides by the same code of honor Dick and all the other officers abide by, and he has held up that same code of honor many times. In different ways and through different methods, yes, but always with the same goal in mind: protect. Always protect.

But not here.

Ron did not give them the comfort of knowing Grant's status and he put them in a dangerous situation. He did not think of them first. No doubt spurred on by his own trauma and his own simmering anger and lack of a proper outlet, a proper enemy to take it out on, he was blinded by his rage and simply thought of himself and his revenge. Not his men.

Ron slipped up. They're just lucky he caught himself before it got any worse.

#band of brothers #bob meta #oh ron honey this isn't a good look for you #ronald speirs #floyd talbert #george luz #joe liebgott #babe heffron #just those bc they're the ones i zoom in on the most #tho everybody gets a sweeping mention #ask

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cosmictulips · 2 years

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🔥 🔥 🔥 unpopular opinion astrology edition pls lmao

*cracks knuckles*

I'm so sorry lol

🔥 I hate most if not all astro observation posts. No offense -no there's full offense to this- it's VERY biased and based on .. ?? what observations LOL what y'all study? there's no way to honestly prove observations because you can't just look out and know every persons chart that you interact with on a daily basis. there's a lot of guess work unless you're stupidly good at guessing peoples rising signs or sun signs.

I mean I guess it could be based off research that you do through books and other medias but that's not the case with 99 percent of the posts here on tumblr. and quite frankly I'm annoyed by almost all of it.

Use actual psychology and state it. it's more accurate, and fun. but not everyone is into studying body language. I know. and I know people state it's their personal opinions but listen, we all got opinions. doesn't make shit true and people REPEAT what others say!

🔥 Leos are annoying and I have such a hard time with them. that's just it. EVERY Leo I know --and let's make this clear I know they're leos based on fb info and they tell me. they always gotta tell me LOL -- loves to talk about themselves. but not in the way you might think. and that's where I both love and hate them.

I love hearing people talk about themselves and they do just that LOL. I get a lot of fun stories from leos and I get some cool knowledge from them.

but MAN y'all be some big ass hypocrites. there's one leo who "preaches" peace and tolerance but then will go post some weird ass shit that directly contradicts it. Like, I get talking just to talk but you can't be that oblivious can you?

But I think that can be said for most ... fixed signs. as a fixed sign, I think we just... do that lol.

🔥 I hate what social media has done to astrology LOL. I never liked the "uwu I'm a scorpio so I'm a bitch" thing. not when it was a meme, not ironically, not now especially. astrology is the LITERAL story of the stars and we've taken it and thrown it around and it makes people who do this shit professionally seem like children.

No Linda, you have NO basic understanding of what it means to be a libra and you telling me that "you're all about fairness and peace" just proves to me that you REALLY don't know much about being a libra and you need to actually study the chart and not listen to tik toks.

I literally can't fucking stand it.

And like, just in general! I really hate how social media has just squashed the whole idea of astrology. and people think it's this basic ass thing and ME OVER HERE okay and others who have been doing this for YEARS ARE JUST MOCKED BUT YOU TELL ME SUSAN IF YOU CAN LOOK IN THE NIGHT SKY AND NAVIGATE IT AND READ SOMEONE TO FILTH.

TELL ME SUSAN CAN YOU DO THAT? CAN YOU TELL ME HOW MY VIRGO ASS MOON PSYCHOANALYZES MY EVERY MOVEMENT OR ARE YOU JUST GONNA FIST PUMP THE MOONS ASS AND BE LIKE HAHA YOURE SUCH A TAURUS.

🔥 CUSPS. I CAN"T STAND WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY'RE ON A CUSP. FIGURE IT OUT SWEET PEA. YOU ARE NOT TWO SIGNS. IF YOU DO YOUR ASTRO CHART AND IT SAYS ZERO DEGREES LEO THEN GUESS WHAT HONEY BUTT? YOU'RE A LEO.

you can feel like you belong to the other signs but that can be explained! and learned! and you can learn how to feel more of your sign! so stop saying astrology is fake because you can't take FIVE FUCKING MINUTES AND GOOGLE SOMETHING.

the only person who has bedazzled me is my friend. she's a full on leo with a sag moon and I swear to the gods she's a cancer. YOU CANNOT TELL ME OTHERWISE. she has NO cancer energy but being around her you're just like "how da fuck are you not a cancer". but that's a different conversation.

Idk why I used Leo in that example. I get it mostly with pisces cusps and gemini cusps people.

#Im so sorry LOL

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phoebosacerales · 3 years

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You know how finding good info about fixed stars is kinda complicated? Are you familiar with fixed star Zaniah? If so, can you explain a bit what it stands for

FIXED STARS

It is not complicated to find good information on the fixed stars. I don't know if I'll describe your case, but I'll tell you why most people think it is. The best place for this is the Constellation of Words website. It not only gives you all the information, but also gives you its sources.

You go there on the list of fixed stars and find the degree you're looking for on the list "Long 2000", right? For anybody who doesn't know, you look at the degrees of longitude when you want to find if there's any fixed star conjunct something in your chart, and the fixed stars change degrees a little bit every century, so on the list "Long 1900" you'll find the degrees for the fixed stars in the year 1900.

Let's say someone has their Sun at 26 degrees Taurus. That's on the fixed star Algol. And they go to the page for Algol on the Constellation of Words website and look only at the interpretation for the Sun with Algol.

A lot of people do this. They'll ignore all the rich information that site gives, and definitely nevermind what the arabs, or the hindus, or the chinese had to say about that star, because those guys don't know anything, right? They only see this:

With Sun: Violent death or extreme sickness. If also in no aspect to a benefic, or there is no benefic in the 8th house, and the dispositor of the Sun in a day nativity or if the Moon in the night one is in square or opposition to Mars, the native will be beheaded; if the luminary culminate he will be maimed, mangled, wounded or torn to pieces alive; and if Mars is at the same time in Gemini or Pisces his hands or feet will be cut off. [Robson, p.124.]

That's not only scary, but useless if they haven't read the entire article. They won't understand why those things were said. If they would only read the whole page, they'd have a lot more insights. They would know for example that Algol is a star on the constellation Perseus, and that's the head of Medusa. They would understand its name and etymology, which is important. Never ignore names.

The more they find, the more they have questions, they start exploring the site and the sources it gives. And of course, they'd click on "Perseus" to understand the whole constellation and not just one little star. You don't understand Aries by just looking at what the ancients said about Hamal. Perseus and Medusa have a story, their story is full of meaning and you start understanding it by understanding the myths.

Perseus was a hero with qualities of intelligence, strength, boldness etc. The association with the planets that the ancient astrologers would give were helping by being kinda closely descriptive of the nature of these stories:

According to Ptolemy, Perseus is like Jupiter and Saturn. It is said to give an intelligent, strong, bold and adventurous nature, but a tendency to lying. By the Kabalists it is associated with the Hebrew letter Lamed and the 12th Tarot Trump "The Hanged Man." [Robson, p.56.]

A lot of these statements were made for when the star was rising, which would describe the nature of the person. So, not every fixed star you have activated by planets will talk about your character. It will most definitely talk about events in your life.

But this is Perseus. Algol is the head of Medusa, which is almost treated as separate, but not quite. Algol will focus on the more violent aspects of the constellation.

Of the nature of Saturn and Jupiter. It causes misfortune, violence, decapitation, hanging, electrocution and mob violence, and gives a dogged and violent nature that causes death to the native or others. It is the most evil star in the heavens. [Robson, p.124.]

And still, those were exaggerated truths. Altough we see literal manifestations of this, a lot of things will tend to show as much more metaphorical or symbolic, especially in modern times. We're talking mainly about a story of decapitation here, so, a lot of the themes are about justice, but of a very violent kind, it's about putting end to carnage by being even more violent. It's Saturn and Jupiter, as Ptolemy says. Justice, but also endings and mercilessness.

I think watching movies released during a fixed star's activation is a great way to explore the themes and understand how they show up with some nuance. One of my favorite manifestations of fixed stars is the movie Bacurau, which was released with the Sun with Algol.

It's not only about the decapitations in that movie, you can see the underlying tone and it's much deeper. Bacurau also had the Moon with the Corvus constellation. Which is described as an ominous bird and also a procratinator.

The myth above tells how Apollo sends the Raven to fetch water (Hydra) in the god’s cup (Crater). The procrastinating Raven got back late because he waited for some figs to ripen before returning. Ravens, crows, and rooks, go ‘kraa kraa’ []. The call of the crow is a nasal caw compared to the deep, guttural croak of the raven, although both species have extensive and varied vocal repertoires []. The cawing of the ravens or crows was heard as 'Cras! Cras!' by Latin speakers, and was thought to mean 'Tomorrow! Tomorrow!' We get the word procrastination, 'postpone until the morrow”, from Latin cras.'

Interestingly, "Bacurau" is the name of a brazilian bird, which is commonly called in some places as "amanhã-eu-vou", which means "I'll go tomorrow". Bacurau is a nocturnal hunter, attentive to it's surroundings, while ravens are really smart scavengers, same as the people in that movie. Corvus always brings dark news and sorrow, like the people of Bacurau, who are always in grief. The Moon was on the star Algorab:

Of the nature of Mars and Saturn. It gives destructiveness, malevolence, fiendishness, repulsiveness and lying, and is connected with scavenging.

The movie premiered on the 15th of May 2019, at 10pm; in Cannes, France. That gives us a Sagittarius ascendant, with the star Antares rising with it, another violent one: the heart of the scorpion.

'By virtue of its tail armed with its powerful sting, the Scorpion creates natures ardent for war and active service, which rejoices in plenteous bloodshed and in carnage more than in plunder. Why, these men spend even peace under arms: they fill the glades and scour the woods; they wage fierce warfare now against man, now against beast, and now they sell their persons to provide the spectacle of death and to perish in the arena, when, warfare in abeyance, they each find themselves foes to attack. There are those, too, who enjoy mock-fights and jousts in arms (such is their love of fighting) and devote their leisure to the study of war and every pursuit which arises from the art of war.' (Manilius, Astronomica)

This describes the first thing we understand about Bacurau when we're watching pretty clearly. Rejoicing in carnage. But this is also a defensive star. The scorpion is an equipped and technological animal. He's sent to kill the giant Orion, who tried to rape Artemis, or, in other accounts, threatened to kill all living creatures to prove his strength and hunting skills. The scorpion is sent by Artemis to sting him in the heel and is put in the sky for it. It makes me think of the people of Bacurau, threatened with anihilation and coming out of the holes to trap the enemy and sting them from behind.

I swear to you that all the information I have on fixed stars, I found on that site. Of course, I ended up investigating people, movies, books etc with those stars and that adds to my knowledge too, but that site is all I read on fixed stars.

I advise anyone to limit their knowlegde of stars. Have you seen how many are there? Not all in the catalogue wil be important. And if you worry about knowing a lot of them, you'll never really know them. So how do you know which are important? You watch for magnitude. The brightest stars are the most important and they were studied a lot more.

The smaller the number on magnitude, the brighter they are. Some of them are even negative, like Sirius, which is -1.46 on magnitude. Sirius is the single brightest star in the sky. Algol is 2.1, as you can see above. I don't consider the stars with a magnitude number higher than 3.5. Unless I see them manifest pretty clearly, which is not common. I can't even name one now. They start getting invisible to the naked eye, correlating to weaker effects.

Zaniah is a star in the Virgo constellation, magnitude 4.0. I don't know it and I probably won't study it, but it seems to have been an important star, marking an arabic lunar mansion. If you want to investigate it, I suggest looking at the article for Virgo and then go to specific stars.

#fixed stars #astrology #hellenistic astrology #medieval astrology #traditional astrology #algol #constellation of words #bacurau #algorab #antares #answered #myposts #the scorpion

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The signs as Squid Game characters

Disclaimer: Don't take this literally, it's all in good fun and I don't mean that if you're.. well, any of these signs, that you're a murderer. This is just a fun little analysis :)

Seong Gihun: Sagittarius

Kang Saebyeok: Capricorn

Jiyeong: Gemini and Aquarius

Abdul Ali: Cancer and Pisces

Oh Ilnam: Aries

Cho Sangwoo: Virgo

Han Minyeo: Leo

Hwang Junho: Libra

Jang Deoksu: Scorpio

The frontman: Taurus

I doubt this is original but I, personally, haven't seen anyone do it yet.. So🏃‍♀️

— @rosesastrology

For the reasoning, click on read more! Beware of major spoilers of the show.

Seong Gihun: Gihun is the main character, and he's kind of anti-hero. He splurges his money, starts random fights, gambles, is divorced, has debt, and all of this world's luck just kinda seems to be against him. Even so, we can tell he's a guy with very proper morals for the most part. He builds up this mantra throughout the series: "A human life is worth more than money." And we empathize with him—until the moments where he breaks this. In episode 6 he basically manipulates Oh Ilnam, the old man, for his own benefit. And this is a side of him we haven't seen before, and we can see his guilt racking up. But he's willing to go through with it, until he's called out. In the finale, he's so fed up with Sangwoo that he almost kills him, breaking his mantra again (almost). But then, he doesn't. He chooses a B option. Here we see just how strong his morals are, and we see him redeeming himself. In the show, he's very self-sacrificing, and rarely wants to hurt others for his own benefit. He tries to be positive and is fun-loving, and funny. Still, while he can be quite emotional, during the games he's more innovative (perhaps the good side of his impulsive nature) and tries to stick with rationality. Putting all this together, I think he actually fits most to the character of Sagittarius.

Kang Saebyeok: Saebyeok had a traumatic past that led her to having some sort of attachment issues, it seems like. She doesn't trust anyone initially and is kind of a loner. She seems to believe in self-preservation over everything, but we can tell that she's not a 'bad' person. She's kinda blunt, kinda harsh, but not in an in-your-face type of way. This is shown by how quickly she sticks with Jiyeong and how she helps out Gihun's group as well. She's very curious, she wants to know what's going on behind the scene and goes out of her way to do so. During the marble episode, she can finally open up to Jiyeong because she knows one of them will die anyway. It doesn't matter. But you can see her pain, her empathy for Jiyeong, and you can sympathize with her because the person she grew close to so quickly. is taken away. During the games she tries very hard to keep up a cool front, even near the end when she's injured. She wants to protect others (Gihun, in this case) from what's going on with her. This shows she's protective, but also has her walls very high up. She's introverted, resilient, resourceful and saw little need to overthink about each game—tending to keep her cool instead. She preferred to keep her privacy and she took every game as it was. Even so, she was clearly quite detached from the whole experience. She did it all for her parents and little brother, whom she made some promises to she couldn't keep. Taking all this in consideration, I believe she fits most to the character of Capricorn.

Jiyeong: Even though she's not in the series for long, she's quite a complex character. She's a loner, and seems quite bored most of the time. She's blunt and doesn't really care how her words affect others. Even so, she takes a strong liking to Saebyeok and is very curious about her and her life. Jiyeong had a traumatic upbringing with an abusive father who murdered her mother, causing Jiyeong to murder him and spend most of her childhood in juvenile detention centers. We can tell Jiyeong has very strong morals, possibly even stronger than Gihun's. She believes in revenge, and protects those dear to her. She keeps her promises from start to finish and is a very solid character. She's obviously extremely self-sacrificing, but this is also due to the fact that she sees no value in her own life anymore and is kind of lost. This is very devastating, actually, when you really think about it. She lived most of the time in her head, daydreamed a lot and got distracted many times—even when her and Saebyeok's lives were on the line, she wanted to get to know Saebyeok first. She wasn't competitive, because she felt she didn't have anything to compete for. She valued Saebyeok's life over her own. She seems to value logic, but in the way she does it her logic tends to come from her own emotions. Taking all this in consideration, she fits most to the character of Gemini in my eyes.

Abdul Ali: Ali is arguably one of the 'best' characters, morality and kindness-wise. He's compassionate, extremely respectful and always sees the good in others. He seems to be somewhat culturally conditioned, which makes him more grounded in his beliefs that older people should be respected and admired. This, unfortunately, makes him an easy character to manipulate and use. He's incredibly self-sacrificing, even to people he doesn't know. This is shown by him saving Gihun in the first episode, risking his own life as well. His character fits most to the sign of Cancer and Pisces.

Oh Ilnam: Probably one of, if not the, biggest plot-twist in the series. He starts out as a weak and vulnerable character, which makes us empathize with him. He's old and fragile, and we think he's doing horribly. In the end, he's the one who orchestrated the squid games, seeing it as a more fair shot at societal gain. He's rich, but still played the squid games to relive the happiness he once felt as a child. He was rich, but not happy. So he wanted to simulate the joy he felt as a kid, and simultaneously give people a more fair short at society in his eyes. He didn't trust people, he didn't think people helped others. This is where him and Gihun were different. Ilnam had dark perspective of the world, he believed humans were not self-sacrificing or helpful. And so Squid Game was born—the ultimate test, and also a 'fun' game. Obviously, he was extremely manipulative. He's most similar to Aries in my opinion.

Cho Sangwoo: TikTok loves him, I hated him lmao. His life is a juxtaposition. His mother lives in the false reality that he's a successful businessman traveling the world, a graduate of SNU. In reality, he fled arrest after stealing money from his clients and losing it in the stock market, has no money, no future, his mom could lose her fish market and house, and he is suicidal. In the beginning we can see him try to commit suicide. Sangwoo is very analytical during the games, he sees everything as a chess game—and knows the next steps. He makes correlations quickly, and is prepared to manipulate and kill people directly and indirectly to win—even those closest to him. In the end, we can see him break character. He does something we wouldn't expect. He kills himself. Why? Perhaps because he knew Gihun would give money to his mother. Perhaps because he couldn't live with the guilt, although he showed little remorse, or because he couldn't get himself to kill Gihun—perhaps because, after all of this, he sees that he doesn't deserve it. Whatever it is, it brings him to an end. Definitely, he was a great character and 'villain.' I think he fits the character of Virgo and Gemini the most. Disclaimer: I don't hate Virgos or Geminis💀

Han Minyeo: This character has a lot to unwrap, in actuality. She's loud, kinda manipulative, in-your-face, cutthroat and unbelievably try-hard. She sides with Deoksu and the 'gangsters' for protection, but they drop her. She has sex on the fly, is incredibly impulsive, and does anything she can to keep people with her. And exactly this is what pushes people away. No one really talks about how she's dragged away in the marble episode, but I think it's one of the biggest 'breakers' for her characters. What does a character that's essentially making sure that no one will leave her's biggest fear? Not being picked. She had one hell of an exit, came through on her promise, showed she doesn't want to be played with and was willing to (literally) die on that hill. We don't know much about her past, apart from the fact she had a baby she didn't have enough money to name (if that wasn't a lie and tactic to get out). As for her, I think she fits Leo.

Hwang Junho: Junho is a cop, and the potential hidden hero of Squid Game. He's reliable, brave, and hates crime. He's curious, and while he's very much logical for the most part, he's still quite impulsive in the way he moves. He doesn't consider the consequences beforehand, leaving him in quite a pickle from time to time. He has strong morals, but can't bring himself to act upon them when he sees his brother is the evil he's been looking for all this time. I believe he fits the sign of Libra the most.

Jang Deoksu: Deoksu is the classic portrayal of a sociopath in media, arguably Sangwoo is also one (but high-functioning, rather than low-functioning like Deoksu). He kills without mercy, shows no remorse and is all-in for self-preservation. He doesn't care about.. well, most things. He's arrogant, intimidating and has little redeeming qualities. Still, in the end, his fears take over him—which again, breaks his character. The thing that holds him up the entire series is that he's fearless, but then he's not—and he gets punished. I feel like he fits Scorpio the most. The reason for this is not because he's batshit crazy, though he is, but a lot of his actions come from spur of the moment emotions and it seems like he 'has seen some shit'. Troubled waters run deep, kind of thing.

As for the frontman, he is reliable and resilient. He speaks matter-of-factly and is a former Squid Game winner. He finds that these games fit in his belief system (or perhaps he's being pressured, who knows). Either way, he moves without fault. He kills his own brother for this, he betrayes everyone—and he doesn't care. I feel like he fits the sign of Taurus the most.

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