#losers 2

[emo-and-emo-adjacent]

Well, don't you know you were born to die poor, man? Don't you know that you're gonna do yourself in?

#spanish love songs #losers 2 #brave faces for everyone #have some tunes #emo #alt #rock #pure noise #had a dream i was drunk in a bar washroom singing this song with a stranger #Spotify

[deadhorrorcharacterfight]

Losers Round 2, Match 8

Why vote Lucy

Why vote Parker

#lucy westenra #dracula #peter parker yang #malevolent #malevolent podcast #rusty quill #polls #losers 2 #gothic sickgirl legend vs the dreaded parkersweep #the fight we've all been waiting for

[spoilerbracket]

Losers Round 2: Bracket 1, #2

The classic spoiler character dilemma: not wanting to reblog a picture of your blorbo's face. If they even have one.

If you would like to confirm who you're voting for, the characters' names are listed below the cut. Keep in mind that given the nature of this tournament, there may be, well, spoilers.

Left/first option: Goto's unnamed girlfriend from Samurai Flamenco

Right/second option: Barry Bluejeans from The Adventure Zone

#losers 2 #samurai flamenco #the adventure zone #samurai flamenco spoilers #the adventure zone spoilers #taz balance spoilers #polls

[punkrock-bottom]

Don't you know you were born to die poor man? Don't you know that you're gonna do yourself in? And you'll always wake up tired Cause there's nowhere we go from here. They say that these are our exciting days. At least until they ask our age. Now I'm just a walking tragic ending. Fuck. I don't want to be the last one standing.

#music #my faves #Spanish love songs #losers 2 #I have been thinking about these lyrics 24/7 for the past few days #fr this is a top 5 album already

[whateveriwant]

Please don't kill me for this sjhsklalfsjdskh

Simon Riley sex on legs this. Simon Riley rock your world that. What about Simon Riley who's bad at sex, huh? What about clumsy, inexperienced Simon? What about awkward, all thumbs, ‘Fuckin’ Christ, even animals know how to do this’ Simon? Hmmmm??? Why don't you chew on that for a bit?

Simon who almost breaks both your noses as he leans in too eagerly to kiss you. Simon who has no clue how to sext, so you're left with a string of incomprehensible horny emojis you have to decipher like it's the Rosetta Stone. Simon who uses so much lube you’d think his dick’s made of sandpaper. Simon who watches a little porn to work on his “technique”, and ends up adopting the cringy bits of dialogue into his own speech. Simon who tries opening the condom wrapper with his teeth, only to tear through the latex itself, twice. Simon who doesn't even attempt to hide the little pfft pfft he does after he gets one of your pubic hairs stuck in his mouth. Simon who keeps accidentally slipping out of you, and then missing every time he tries to re-enter. Simon who cums after only six and a half strokes in, because you just feel that good wrapped around him. Simon who changes his pace right as you're about to finish, none the wiser as he ruins your orgasm. Simon whose sense of rhythm can only be described as that of a deaf monkey banging on a set of drums.

Simon who doesn't really know what he's doing when it comes to sex, but that isn't the point. What matters is not that he's bad in bed, but that he wants to get better. For you. With you.

#simon riley #simon ghost riley #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #ghost x reader #simon riley smut #cod smut #ghost cod #cod x reader #call of duty x reader #cod mw2 #call of duty #modern warfare 2 #i'll take cringe loser boy simon with a side of fries please

[iamyourdensityy]

the problem with so many of yall is that you don't realize aziraphale and crowley are messy!!! aziraphale knocks over everything in the magic shop and forgets about his cocoa, crowley stutters over his words and pushes pull doors and it's messy and so human. they're silly and dumb and miscommunicate and it's beautiful

#im high as shit please tell me you understand this #shoutout to the side of the fandom that sees crowley and aziraphale for the cringefail losers that they are #<3 #good omens #good omens 2 #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #anthony j crowley #crowley good omens #az fell #aziraphale good omens #aziracrow #ineffable idiots

[beybuniki]

fishing trip day 2 & 3 🎣🍀

#day 2 & 3 are good they actually catch soime fish #bakugo is wet in the 1st one cuz he fell into the water he got too excited over catching a tiny fish #also i didnt mention that in the 1st one but they try not to use their quirks during this trip :-) and no phones either #JUST TWO GIRLS AND MOTHER NATURE they do watch tiktoks on their 5th day sorryyyyyyyyyyy #they use their phones for photos though because they know mrs. bakugo would get upset if she didnt get to add a photo to her album #ugh losers #bnha #deku #midoriya izuku #bakugo katsuki #as you can see idgaf about bakcground and i dont think that will change anytime soon im too lazy to study that dimension of art :( #which is so dumb #au: #fishing trip #did i tag the first one

[les4elliewilliams]

just thinking about loser!ellie :(

just imagine sitting on the couch with loser!ellie, playing mario kart on her nintendo switch. her face scrunched up with concentration, and her scarred eyebrows furrowed in determination as she presses the buttons on her bright blue joycon. she is completely focused on winning the race, and she's this close to the finish line but you couldn't let her win like that, nah.

"hey babe, look" in one swift move, your strapless top is hanging loose around your waist. "huh, wha-" her eyes dart briefly towards you, her freckled face all flushed, (even though she's seen your boobs countless times before) and her breath catching in her throat. in that split second, you seize the opportunity to throw a red shell at her character, causing it to spin on itself and lose the race. you can't help but laugh as you cross the finish line first "that's not fuckin fair" she'd mutter under her breath, glancing away from your tits and blushing like a loser, and she'd be so mad about it that the only way to calm her down is by giving her sloppy head

(done this before 😫)

#loser ellie #ellie x reader #ellie tlou #ellie williams #ellie x you #lesbianism #the last of us 2 #ellie the last of us #ellie x fem reader #tlou2 #ellie x y/n #ellie smut #ellie williams x reader #ellie williams smut #ellie williams tlou #ellie williams headcanons #ellie williams drabble

[poebot]

modern!ellie gf headcannons (shes so silly)

-i think the tips of her ears would turn bright red when she’s nervous or shy. the first time you kiss her she lets out this breathy little chuckle and just stares at you, lips parted and ears flushed

-everyone hc’s her as a suave flirt (even i’ve fallen victim to the propaganda) but if we’re being realistic she has absolutely no game until you’re actually official and the nervousness has lessened. like if you were to flirt with her within the first month of dating she’d get all fidgety and smiley, hiding her face in your neck and telling you to shut up. she sucks at accepting compliments so she shows you her appreciation with a gentle press of her lips against yours

-you know that one scene from the barbie movie. with the ken’s playing the guitar. that’s literally ellie. whenever she learns a new losercore song she begs you to facetime or watch her play it in person. i imagine her getting so genuinely mad when she messes up infront of you, letting out annoyed ‘fuck’s, embarrassed that she screwed up in front of her girl

-had a skating phase. she sucked at it and would fall and bust her hands and knees constantly, finally admitted defeat after like a month. now it just sits collecting dust in her room

-1000% eats like a toddler. she cannot cook to save her life and relies solely on sandwiches, takeout and ramen when you’re not around to serve something home made

-i don’t think she’d be very big on social media, like would rarely post her face, just artsy pictures of things she finds cool filling up her instagram feed. but she’d 100% post the dumbest memes onto her close friends story (think my girl is mad at me i hope i die) and is the first one to comment out of pocket shit on your posts

-everytime you bend over shes rushing to fake hump you from behind. she thinks she’s soo funny and does it literally every time. snickers to herself when you swat her away from you

okay thats all thanks for coming to my ted talk :)

#loser ellie supremacy #ellie x f!reader #ellie williams headcannons #ellie williams x reader #ellie williams #the last of us #tlou2 #the last of us 2 #ellie x reader #wlw #tlou #ellie tlou #masc gf #lesbian

[fungerisms]

samarie the girlfailure sopping wet cat woaaa like

#fear and hunger #fear and hunger termina #fear and hunger 2 #samarie #fear and hunger samarie #fear and hunger dysmorphia #yass #shes such a loser femcell #bet she listens to weezer #i hate her but also like her a lot #mixed feelings galore #someone get her a therapist tho #played as marina she kept jumpscaring me #then dysmorphia beat my team to the ground :(

[warpedpuppeteer]

Ever think about how Buck ran away from home to look for a family and Eddie ran away from family because it didn't quite feel like home and then they met each other by some kind of fate and Buck found family in Eddie (because Eddie gave him Chris and he loves Buck unconditionally) and Eddie found a home in Buck (because Buck never makes him feel like a failure of a human or a father, helps him without a second thought). Something about how you don't find it son, you make it. And they did. Both of them made this.

#buddie #911 abc #hello did you need a dose of feels today? #because I do #these 2 losers make me emotional #for better or for worse #they're married your honor #eddie diaz #evan buckley #evan buck buckley #buckley diaz family #i love this little family of three #found family

[deadhorrorcharacterfight]

Losers Round 2, Match 3

#rolan deep #just roll with it #clear rivers #final destination #jrwi bitb #bitb #bitb spoilers #polls #losers 2

[elliesdoll]

idk why i keep thinking abt angsty loser!ellie… she is my baby

nsfw! just ellie masturbating n crying (me) 𝜗𝜚

pts 2 & 3 already posted!

a wonderful anon said my fic reminded them of this song and they r so right… listen to it rn

daily click! do not buy tlou free palestine 🇵🇸

ellie was so in love with you. she is so in love with you.

you are her light. your smile, your laugh, your everything. she just couldn’t get enough of you. being friends with you was probably the best blessing god could ever gift her, yet also the worst punishment.

she knew she could never have you.

not in the way she wanted, anyway.

you talk ellie’s ear off almost everyday, and ellie never gets tired of it. your sweet voice that felt like pure honey and warmth being poured into her ears. so sickly sweet. she swore you were a siren of some sort.

you were so perfect and you didn’t even know it. you would tell ellie about your escapades and little ‘situationships’ as you’d like to call it, and it made her sick. every last person you talked about seemed like shit. she couldn’t believe that you thought that’s all you were worthy of.

she would worship you if you gave her the chance.

she told you the same thing each time: “fuck them. you know you’re too pretty for them anyway.”

and you were always grateful for her. who else would remind you of your worth? you needed her, she was your rock. your fidgety, awkwardly nerdy rock.

she was always the shy type. or she was around you, at least. she was never too bashful, but sometimes she’d slip and show you just how nervous you make her. her freckled skin would turn all pink, her eyes avoiding your gaze. she’d have an awkward, thin-lipped smile, and you could feel the clamminess of her hands if she was touching you. you’d find it cute, how she’d just melt if you two were touching or you’d give her a compliment on literally anything.

but what you didn’t know, is how she hated herself for it.

after anytime you two hung out, she’d go home, stomping to her room and looking down at her feet. “so fucking stupid.” she’d mutter to herself, thinking of all the times she stuttered around you or got all warm in the face. but without fail, each little mishap would lead to her in her bed, a string of curses leaving her mouth while pathetically fingering herself to the thought of you.

one particular night, she had shown up to your house unannounced. knocking at your door, leaning back on her heels as she waited for you to open up.

she doesn’t normally do this. she never does this. but she thought maybe you two had gotten close enough. just enough for her to show up at your home anytime she felt like seeing you.

so when you opened the door, and she saw your hair a bit disheveled, your cheeks flushed and what appeared to be a hickey below your jaw, that thought quickly went away.

“fuck, els. i’m sorry but… really bad timing.”

you said with a light chuckle, giving her an apologetic smile. she just stared at you, eyes wide and her cheeks red.

“fuck. i’m sorry, shit. i don’t know why i showed up here— i wasn’t thinking. sorry.”

she mutters, stuttering over her words. she hated how her tummy got all fuzzy and how her boxers suddenly felt all warm and soaked. all while having the biggest lump in her throat.

before you could say anything back, she was already speed walking away from your front door, down to her car. she got in and drove away, not even bothering to see if you were still there, watching her.

she felt so fucking stupid. her vision was blurry as she drove home, speeding until she finally parked in her driveway. who the fuck was in your house? which one was it fucking you? did they even love you like she did? she wanted to crawl into a hole and die.

she swung the door open, then slammed it behind her as she ran to her room. she closed the door and locked in, and let the tears flow. she kicked her beat up converse off, and aggressively rubbed her cheeks to get rid of the wet tears that rolled down them.

“fucking idiot.”

“why the fuck would i?— god.”

“what did i think? she doesn’t love me.”

she mumbles to herself, all through hiccups and stuttered breaths. her pretty cheeks are wet with hot tears, her eyes red and watery. even her poor nose is all stuffed up, making her sound nasally as she dumbly insults herself.

one by one, she removes her clothes. she fiddles with the button of her jeans and undoes it, hooking her thumbs under the band of her boxers at the same time, and kicks it all off. she then moves to her hoodie, messily taking it off and cursing when it gets stuck on her little bun. she even takes her sports bra off, which she never does.

fully naked and vulnerable, she turns all the lights off and crawls into bed.

she sobs into her pillow, feeling like some pathetic idiot. she doesn’t know why she ever thought you’d feel for her the way she feels for you. she felt so fucking perverted too— getting wet over the idea of you getting fucked. getting wet over your smile, your touch.

she sniffles, her slender hand slithering down to her pussy. she sighs as her middle finger lightly swipes by her clit, feeling just how wet she is. she brings her ring finger into the mix and circles her clit, gathering all the wetness from her clenching hole.

she moans, quietly. ellie isn’t typically a moaner, but she is right now. she is for you. she rubs her clit rapidly, the sounds of her squelching pussy filling her dark room. she closes her eyes, not wanting to cum too quick. she stars to think about you, and her fingers go to plug her hole.

she imagines you below her, giving her that sweet smile as she made love to you. she wanted to love you so bad, it hurt.

“oh god— shit,” she whined to herself, legs spread and feet planted on her bed, knees bent as she mercilessly fucked herself to the thought of you. she wanted to make you cum by her fingers, mouth, cunt— whatever the fuck you wanted.

her imagination switched to your mouth on her pussy, lapping at her clit and eating her out like you’d die if you didn’t. she let out a shaky whine, imagining that her fingers were your tongue, moving in and out of her as your nose nudged her clit.

ellie’s breath sped up, her eyebrows knitted upwards as she felt that hot, sticky feeling in her belly just come flooding out. her cunt pushed out and clenched around her fingers, as she cums with a strangled cry. her body covered in a thin layer of sweat, and her thighs trembling as her slick came gushing out of her, staining her sheets below her.

she slowly pulled her fingers out, catching her breath. she could feel her heart in her ears. but the ache never left. she’s still crying, just not as theatrically. she doesn’t even bother cleaning herself up or her bed, just turning to the side and hugging her pillow. she shoves her face into the plush pillow, her wet face dampening the fabric. and there, cum sticking her thighs and pussy together, naked, she fell asleep.

and she’ll never move on, either. you haunt her, even in her dreams. doomed to love you in every reality.

aaakkk i dunno how to end these 😖 this is my first fic(?) drabble thingy ever so pls be gentle haha lol ☺️☺️☺️👍

this is so rushed bai 😑

#ellie williams #tlou2 #abby the last of us #abby tlou #ellie williams smut #ellie x reader #lesbian #tlou part 2 #ellie #ellie x fem reader #ellie smut #wlw #i hate this #i’m nervyyy #is this too long #loser ellie

[spoilerbracket]

Losers Round 2: Bracket 4, #2

"Un jour je serai de retour près de toi." Does that have to do with time travel? Do either of these games' endings involve time travel? I can't tell you! Here's two men instead.

If you'd like to confirm who you're voting for, the characters' names are listed below the cut. Keep in mind that given the nature of this tournament, there may be, well, spoilers.

Left/first option: The Deserter from Disco Elysium

Right/second option: Clive Dove from Professor Layton

#losers 2 #disco elysium #professor layton #disco elysium spoilers #professor layton spoilers #unwound future spoilers #polls

[homkamiro]

Why can I imagine every merc just pointing at Scout while shouting ‘TWINK’, making sure Scout hears it while looking pathetic

Because it is canon

#the bitch got dominated by the entire red team. miserable loser #fucking twink cry about it #loser #team fortress 2 #tf2 #team fortress 2 fanart #tf2 fanart #tf2 scout #tf2 mercs #i am not tagging all of them

[detox2retox]

richie: ahhh you mad 😂😂

pennywise: ahhh you gay 😂😂

richie:

#sorry guys #having a moment of weakness right now (falling right back into my it phase) #it #it 2017 #it 2019 #it chapter two #it chapter 2 #richie tozier #pennywise #it richie #it pennywise #losers club #the losers club #reddie #eddie kaspbrak #bill denbrough #stan uris #mike hanlon #bev marsh #ben hanscom