#male’s species goes first yeah?

[fyanimaldiversity]

Polar bear x grizzly bear hybrid (U. maritimus × U. arctos)

#hybrid #ursus arctos #ursus maritimus #polar bear #brown bear #grizzly bear #mammal #bear #pizzly bear #grolar bear #I think this captive bred one is a male polar bear to female grizzly breeding so pizzly? #male’s species goes first yeah?

[weaselle]

i wanna do a thing where i lay out studies that show things in different primates that show us parts of ourselves as humans. Call it Primates: Through the Looking Glass or The Monkey in the Mirror or something

There are studies and documentaries that show things about Gorillas, Chimpanzees, Bonobos, Baboons, Macaques... that just make sense to me. That if shown right would make sense to a lot of people, i think.

like... they were studying this one group of gorillas --

okay wait. First of all, you know a silverback (the Big Male) of the group is not the leader or in charge or anything, right? He has a role, and it includes a certain amount of control, which i’ll explain briefly, but he’s not, like, in charge.

wait, you know all that Dominance/Alpha theory about wolves is all wrong, right?

wait wait wait, and also that like, the bull or the stag or whatever in a herd is not in charge of anything, right? right?

hold on. the wolves is it’s own post, the herd thing i might get back to, we’re on gorillas, okay. Silverback is basically just the male head of an extended family in which plenty of the leadership is handled by the women of the family.

There are often 2-4 silverbacks, but one, usually the largest, will clearly be senior to the others who are often his sons or brothers. Silverbacks have three main roles

1: defend the group from all physical threats aside from people, these threats are mostly random male gorillas, chimpanzee baby-snatching gangs, and the occasional leopard. Just his alert presence handles most scenarios, and then maybe a few times a year he has to risk his life fulfilling this responsibility. It is this role that provides most of whatever actual power he has over the group, namely this: while he isn’t necessarily the one deciding when and where the group goes on a daily basis, if the most powerful/capable silverback does decide to travel a direction, they pretty much have to go with him, the family isn’t safe without him.

2: make babies. And this is one area where the ladies of the group will sometimes sort of vote with their ovaries, and favor a silverback that isn’t the main one, like “yeah, Frank, you are the biggest, but honestly you’re a dick and we’re going to make sure the next generation of silverbacks isn’t another one of you.” When you see a main large silverback in a group of gorillas, it isn’t, like, his blindly loyal harem, they have to approve of him. Also gorilla females move between groups, and sometimes they take members with them or start new groups and stuff. Anyway i’m getting off track, one of the silverbacks jobs is making babies

3. keep the peace This functions a lot like being in the back seat with your siblings with your parents up front. Basically any disputes within the group have to be handled within a certain parameter of decorum, because if it gets too out of hand HE’s going to come over, and He’ll be upset, which is low-key terrifying because He’s huge, and there’s no telling who He’ll decide is at fault or what he’ll do about it, so letting a situation get out of hand is a losing scenario for everyone involved really. Tho typically he will favor senior females in disputes, in a “don’t you talk that way to your mom” kind of way.

one last thing, silverbacks don’t actually transfer power between silverbacks via battle every time.

Like i was just reading accounts from a multi-generational observational study of some wild gorillas that featured one big silverback just straight up taking over by performing the silverback duties better and becoming preferred by everyone else in the group. There was no fight, it just became, i do the job better, everyone likes me better, kicking my ass can’t change that, and boom, he was the primary silverback. And the other silverback might have been a bit dull, or a bit of a bully, but like us their species’ success is largely dependent on social intelligence; once he saw the writing on the wall, that other, slightly larger sivlerback didn’t even bother trying to change the situation with a physical fight, he understood what had happened.

okay so all that was just to tell you all this story. lol. Here’s what i saw in one documentary:

This very big, getting old silverback, who was hugely popular and successful, with a very large and tightly bonded family group, and a couple of his hulking adult sons backing him up. Everybody in his group seemed to love him a lot, he was particularly calm in that gentle giant sort of way, a safe, emotionally steady presence, happy to help raise his sons and daughters with kindness, and who could become a raging nightmare if pressed by a leopard ... exactly what a band of gorillas wants in a silverback.

But one of his adult sons had plenty of silver on his own back, and was getting itchier and itchier to be main man of the group, and this is where we start our little drama

It seems to be coming to a head, and the observers are nervous about a fight for the position. The silverback and his son are both are huge, probably approaching 400lbs, mostly muscle, with long thick fangs and skulls topped with jaw muscles as big as human biceps to wield those teeth, which nature has given them primarily to fight other gorillas with. 

But then the next day, the old man leads the fam up the mountain.

it’s winter, which is why they have come down the mountain in the first place. But as we discussed, if he goes somewhere, they have to go, so they all follow behind.

up he goes, and then he sits. And waits. It’s cold and there is much less food up here at this time of year. There’s nothing to do but sit hungry in the cold. His size and metabolism makes him the most able to withstand the cold, but even he is pretty uncomfortable. 

And so he sits. And his family, perhaps confused, but loyal, sits around him.

But his son, the other huge silverback, with years of training even as an adult under his wise father, is ready and able to go off on his own. Finally, he stands up, makes clear his intentions to leave this uncomfortable place. A small handful of the other gorillas stand with him -- if he goes down the mountain, then they can safely leave as well. He turns and heads down the mountain. After a moment, a few more gorillas leave the main group to follow. All in all it winds up being nearly half.

The wise older silverback thoughtfully watches his son leave with about half the group. He sits a while longer in the cold, in the company of those most loyal to him, and then takes them along a different path down the mountain

And those two groups still ran into each other sometimes, and were friendly. And sometimes a couple gorillas would change between the two groups. They were still close.

But i just thought that was such an elegant, meaningful way for that gorilla to handle that whole situation. And it makes a completely human sort of sense to me. 

#science and nature #gorillas #primates

[harveywritings92]

{A few days after that weird encounter, Ghost, Soap and Gaz are at a small bar in town.]

Soap, nudging Ghost in the side: Et, Lt, Check it out it’s yer girlfriend.~

Ghost, looks at him like he grew six heads:...

Gaz: The lady who caught us in her backyard and ask if we were on drugs? 

{Ghost looks over his shoulder to see they weren’t joking, it was her. She was with a man and both looked annoyed at each other’s presence as they sat down behind the three solders.]

Man:  Are you seriously looking at me and telling me that I’m wrong?!

R/n: Oh, come on, Dude! They have one female servicing a large group of males. That implies a species that lays eggs!

Man: Oh my God, you're crazy! They're so obviously mammals!

R/n: Please! She'd be in estrus 24/7 if she didn't lay eggs!

Man: Smurfs don't lay eggs! I won't tell you this again! Papa Smurf has a fucking beard! They're mammals! Christ! This is as stupid as Your “the North witch is a princess.” debate!

R/n: She’s wears a pink puffy gown, has a tiara. And came down from the sky in a sparkly bubble! If that doesn’t scream “I’m a princess” then what does!?

Bartender: HEY! L/N, MAN’S NAME! STOP FUCKING YELLING AT EACH OVER CARTOONS OR GET THE FUCK OUT, YER DISTURBING THE OTHER CUSTOMERS!

[R/n and her friend sheepish quiet down and order some drinks, R/n goes to get her beer when she pauses and stares at Ghost perplex.]

R/n: Wait,...Don’t I know you?

Ghost: Doubtfu-

R/n: No, those eyes...*snaps her fingers* Yeah, yeah! You’re that soldier fro-- Epp!

[Ghost jumps off his stool, quickly grabs R/n’s arm pulls her towards the backdoor.]

Ghost: You said you’d forget about that!

R/n: You really thought I’d pretend like I didn’t catch a bunch armed men in my backyard getting ready to raid my neighbor’s house? …Maybe you are on drugs.

Ghost, flatly: I’m not on drugs...

R/n: Right, whatever. Can I have my arm back, or do you want my number first?

Ghost:...Is the good witch Glenda a princess?

{That’s how Ghost got R/n’s number.]

#S: the venture bros. #S: the good witch is a princess is from youtube #call of duty modern warfare incorrect quotes #call of duty modern warfare 2022 #cod mw ghost #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #john soap mactavish #soap x gaz #kyle gaz garrick #afab reader #civilian! reader

[magicalcelestialgem]

The Smiling Critters Headcanons

Here are some of my personal headcanons of The Smiling Critters, cartoon version. Why I did this? Because art block.

Warning though: CatNap x DogDay ship mention

All eight of these critters have the tendency to act like their animal species or do things that only their animal species are known to do. Examples below:

DogDay can bark, he just rarely does so. But he sometimes pants like a dog, especially after a long, vigorous exercise or play. And sometimes he does the play bow when he wants to play. He mostly play bows in front of CatNap.

CatNap loves boxes, grooms himself like a cat, and will play with cat toys and laser pointers. He will knead DogDay’s belly or anything soft. And he can vocalize like a cat. Even hiss, yowl, and chatter (aka when the cat goes “ekekekekekek.”). If he does not like you, expect to get scratched.

Bobby BearHug sometimes uses trees to scratch her back. She also can climb trees with no problem!

Bubba uses his trunk when taking a bath and he sometimes trumpets.

Hoppy tends to stomp when annoyed.

Kickin can crow like a rooster, since he’s a male chicken. He crows when he is excited though or as a victory cry. He rarely clucks, but he goes “BA-GAWK” when startled/scared.

Picky squeals like a pig when she gets scared. She rarely snorts and oinks, but she does it.

Due to being a mythical equine, CraftyCorn’s ears pretty much work like the ears of a horse. The ears show her mood. Pinned back means she’s angry, annoyed, or moody. When her ears are up and moving about, she’s listening to the environment around her. Since she’s a unicorn, sometimes Crafty points her horn when she feels threatened.

CraftyCorn is shy and often draws alone. She often hides her artwork immediately someone asks what she’s drawing. She will, however, become angry when someone purposely messes up all her hard work.

PickyPiggy avoids eating chicken and pork.

Hoppy and Kickin have a friendly rivalry, especially when they’re playing sports or doing parkour.

Bubba is the nerd of the group and loves to learn new things. So much so he becomes curious a lot and asks a lot of questions.

Bobby BearHug loves hugging people, but she always asks someone first if they want a hug.

Bobby is also the love expert and is very observant once she sees that someone has a crush on another someone.

All eight of the critters can breathe their own gas like CatNap, but their gas is their respective scent. CatNap can breathe out the lavender scent instead of the poppy gas, but only when he is calm. Bobby loves to use her rose gas/scent to blow kisses.

The Critters sometimes use others’ scent as a stress reliever and not just as a way to sleep.

The critters often times get nightmares of what happens to their BBI versions.

DogDay and CatNap are best friends, but CatNap has a crush on DogDay. DogDay likes him back, but both he and CatNap are idiots. They don’t know that they both like each other. They are always coming up with excuses why they think the other doesn’t return their feelings.

All 6 other critters are aware of this and tend to tease the two when the other isn’t present.

Have any of y’all seen Barbie: The 12 Dancing Princesses? Have you seen that part where the sisters tease Genevieve for her crush on the cobbler? Yeah, imagine the Critters teasing DogDay for his crush on CatNap like that.

Since the group is 4 boys, 4 girls, the groups often have their own nights where they can hang out and chat. Boys Night and Girls Night!

(Okay. AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THAT THERE IS NO OTHER COLORS ON TUMBLR FOR ME TO MATCH THE CHARACTERS?)

#poppy playtime chapter 3 #poppy playtime #the smiling critters #smiling critters #dogday #catnap #bubba bubbaphant #kickinchicken #craftycorn #bobby bearhug #hoppy hopscotch #pickypiggy #dogday x catnap #catnap x dogday #the smiling critters headcanons #magicalcelestialgem statuses

[redbleedingrose]

i think eris collects fancy wine and lucien has a lot of old maps what do u think

Oh, I have been waiting all DAY for someone to send me an ask about my favorite Vanserra bro’s! I am so excited tehehhe!!

Hobbies for the Vanserra Bro’s

Eris Vanserra

Okay, starting with the love of my LIFE!!!

He is a master of all trades tbh. He has so many hobbies, especially once Beron goes bye bye LMAO. He has so much more free time, he was already practically running the Autumn Court, even when Beron was alive. But now, without the added stress of his father, he is trying to explore all different avenues for hobbies, especially when you can join him.

He absolutely collects fancy wines. I think Er is a collector in general. He likes collecting wines that you both can share after a long day of hard work, he likes to collect unique and rare editions of his favorite books that he can display in the library he built for you, he likes collecting rocks and geodes and seashells that he will use as decorations in Marwa and Twila’s nursery. When they are born, Eris becomes a collector of all things for his favorite babes. He collects dresses and jewelry that they will use when they are older, he loves collecting shoes and handbags for them. Eventually, a new wing to your home is added just so he can store all of things he has collected over the years for them that they have unlimited access to. I also think Er would collect children’s stories and books for them, he loves encouraging them to learn and grow into smart, young ladies. He absolutely expands the library for them, creating a little play space for them along with hundreds, if not thousands of books that all belong to them.

I also think Eris would become involved with creating DV shelters. He would absolutely love being involved in foundations and charities that specialize in helping women get away from their ab*sers, and building a new life for themselves. He has created a whole new job sector for these women, and often finds himself visiting these shelters so that he can help the older ladies running the home cook and clean. You can picture him in his apron, scrubbing away at the tile with furrowed brows trying to get the grout out. He would also bring his pups to the shelters so that they can play with the ladies and the children.

While Beron was alive, he did have a secret hobby that only you know of. One that you and him will take to the grave. One that was the reason for your first oathe to him, the reason that you have a tattoo that matches his on your left forearm.

Tehe.

You know those smutty books that Nesta reads?

Yeah…… He ghost wrote those.

Don’t ask questions, but he did.

The poor male had to express himself and his desire for you somehow.

Anyway, only you and him know that he is Prythian’s best selling romance author. And thats the way its going to stay.

That secret follows you both to the grave.

Oh and Eris is for sure an animals rights activist. He loves his horses and his pups so much, even though he will never admit it, but he has spent a lot of time creating laws that provide protections for endangered species and animal rights in general. He has limited hunting grounds in Autumn Court to allow for safe areas for animas to roam and exist freely. He absolutely tries to convince you to move onto a farm with him. He wants so many animals on that farm, he wants pigs and goats, dogs and cats, horses and cows. He also really loves the idea of having chickens.

One day you will give in from his incessant begging.

Not today, but one day.

Lucien Vanserra

Lucien is also a collector, just like his older brother. He absolutely collects old maps. He also collects coins that he finds on the ground, claiming they are lucky, and he also collects stamps from different courts, using them to depict his travels and act as an homage to his journey through life that lead to finding you. I think Loosh also collects art and pottery, and I know he himself, has dipped into the talent of pottery as a hobby. Even if all of his vases are a little crooked and his mugs are kinda cracked and a janky orange color.

He tries his very best, and thats all that matters to you.

So you will absolutely display his crooked vases in your home, and use his janky orange mugs, even if he glares at you while your coffee leaks in dribbles onto the floor and you smirk at him over the rim of the mug and you wiggle your eyebrows as you “cheers” him. Because you are a loving, good mate who displays your mates talent of course.

Even if it is just to make fun of him

But I also think he is a nature freak. He loves cultivating and collecting rare herbs and plants that he can grow in Day Court. He loves using those herbs and plants to create herbal remedies. He is a big naturalist. I think before you accepted him as your mate, he spent a lot of time in the Day Court libraries trying to get his mind off of you and he did that by studying old medicine. He studied different healing techniques and herbs that he could use to create medicinal potions. Over time, it grew into collecting these herbs and creating these potions for those who are sick, especially the elderly where he ended up donating a lot of his creations.

He also loves going fishing, he could spend hours in the ocean or in a lake or river swimming and fishing. He always releases them back into the wild, but I think there is something he finds peaceful about being in nature and being able to use nature in different ways. He loves going on hikes with you, and he absolutely is a camping nerd. His first holiday with you included going no-contact with every other person he knows for a week and spending that week in nature with you. He taught you different ways to find fresh water, and he would catch fish and cook them for you over the fire he stoked. At some point, he became really really good at cooking outdoors and was creating meals that are almost impossible for the most experienced chefs to make out door using nature.

Anyway, it was fun, and while it may not be your cup of tea for every vacation you take, you will go with him on this camping trip at least once a year to get away from society and spend time with your favorite male.

But!!! This does spark an idea for Lucien.

He loves to take young children out into nature to teach them about it, teaching them how to fish and how to survive in the outdoors just for fun. So he creates a little group of 5-10 year old children similar to Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts, encouraging all children to join him as he takes them out into nature. He teaches them how to swim, and how to tie sailors knots, and how to safely make s’mores. The children of Day Court look forward to it all year, excited to spend one on one time with their high lord who teaches them so many things, who is so kind to them, who is so funny and cool to hang out with. Story time in front of a campfire slaps for those kids. Eventually, when your children grow of age, he brings them with him, giving you a whole week for yourself to rejuvenate and vacation in peace.

With that being said, Lucien does take action similar to his brother. He creates national parks and conservation areas to protect nature. It is something that he finds incredibly important and he knows that one day, his children and grandchildren, and future generations as well, will appreciate his efforts to protect the world. He goes as far as convincing other courts to join his efforts as well, expanding protected areas.

Masterlist

#rose rambles #rose answers #acotar fanfic #eris x reader #eris acotar #acotar #Lucien x reader #Lucien acotar #girl dad!eris #girl dad Eris #marwa and twila #twila and Marwa #acotar hcs #acotar Drabbles #Lucien drabbles #Eris drabbles #Eris vanserra #Lucien vanserra #Lucien vanserra acotar #Eris vanserra acotar #acotar headcanons

[stardew-shitposterino]

Stardew Valley Bachelor/ettes and their sexuality headcanons

Yeah yeah I know, they are all canonically bisexual or something like that, but I have some headcanons to go further into it as to just say “he/she is bi”. It’s my silly little blog and I get to choose the content ok lol anyway:

Content warning: slight nsfw so minors DNI

Bachelors:

Sam: raging bisexual and proud. Doesn’t care what others think of it, maybe his mum and dad though, speaking of that with them feels still kinda weird as he doesn’t feel comfortable talking about such things with them. But overall he never gave his sexuality a second thought and goes with whoever he has caught feelings for.

Sebastian: bisexual but is more into women. Feels uncomfortable speaking about it. He didn’t know he liked men until he met the farmer (if they are male). He felt ashamed of his feelings for the same sex, but the farmer helped him come out of his shell. Robin and Maru don’t care and support him no matter what, Demetrius however…but it doesn’t matter who it is he likes, this guy will always pick a fight with Sebby so yeah.

Harvey: again, bisexual but prefers women. Has kissed a man before in his college days doing some dumb drinking game (he liked it more than he likes to admit) but never done more. He’s knows that homosexuality is natural in all sorts of species and therefore doesn’t think it’s weird. However, he feels a bit awkward having to confront himself about his own bisexuality, but he generally feels shy about his personal matters, especially when it might get people talking. When he catches feelings for the male farmer, he fears that the farmer will think poorly of his attraction and therefore has a harder time accepting his feelings for them than for the female farmer.

Shane: I said it before, I’ll say it again: man fucked in his gridball days, mostly women, again, but he also had a thing with a guy. He doesn’t like to speak about his bisexuality and pretends he’s straight because it’s less of a hassle to say if he’s asked. He doesn’t want the surprised looks of people because he doesn’t seem like a guy who’d also date men. Despite that, he likes women a tad more (boob guy, also likes eating 🐱), but he can’t deny his attraction towards male athletic builds. He won’t ever admit it though, of course.

Elliott: bisexual and proud. Has no preference whatsoever. He mostly writes about heterosexual relationships and loves the female anatomy as it’s different to his, therefore more intriguing to him in an artistic aspect, but he won’t pick favourites. All bodies have their perks and he’s open to give love to every body that’s attached to a person he loves. His first relationship was with a man, but he always knew that his attraction is not limited to one. He’s a romantic artist, and therefore finds beauty in all different shapes and sizes.

Alex: bisexual but says he’s straight because he is convinced he is. The hours he spent looking at shredded man abs in his youth definitely weren’t first indicators, he just wanted to look like this, not look AT this. He also definitely didn’t have some codependent homoerotic friendship with a fellow sportsman in high school, no no couldn’t be him. He prefers women, or it’s his denial, who knows 🤷🏼‍♀️ needless to say, he assumes he’s straight till he meets the (male) farmer and is immediately struck by love. It puts him in a spiral, but eventually he accepts his feelings and is happy he is finally true to himself.

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Bachelorettes:

Haley: bisexual but prefers men. She has had a thing for the shy girl in high school, but decided to bully her instead as it seemed easier for her than come clean to herself about her feelings for another woman, a woman that doesn’t play in her league popularity-wise specifically. The relationships she had with men were mostly superficial and loveless, but she took it as a necessary evil. That stops when she meets the farmer. If the farmer is female, she will finally open up about being bisexual, happy she isn’t in denial anymore and true to herself after years of self hatred regarding that part of herself. If the farmer is male, she will be more than happy to know that she isn’t broken and that her past lovers were just sacks of shit that didn’t care about her lol.

Emily: bisexual, thought she’s a lesbian. She has a thing for her friend Sandy, let’s be real here. Also dated Shane in college for at least a couple of weeks until they realised they don’t have a thing for each other and are better off being friends. Because of that, she thought she’s homosexual as she never had any romantic feelings for a man. That changes when she meets the farmer though. If male, she will discover her bisexuality and be excited to explore new sides of herself. If female, she will stay thinking she’s a lesbian and be happy with her cute wife.

Leah: bisexual and knows it. Leah is gay or straight depending on what gender the player is, but I think she’s just open to whatever, but would like to say she’s a lesbian tbh, but we know she’s not :( she’s an artsy person like Elliott, so it didn’t take her long to realise she likes people of the male and female sex. Definitely spent a lot of her teenhood drawing naked women in her sketchbook like all of us lmfao. Oh yeah, she prefers women in my books, your honour. At least feminine-presenting people.

Penny: bisexual, masks as straight but prefers women in secret. She thinks having homosexual thoughts is forbidden for a good girl like her to have, but she can’t stop pining for the female farmer once they enter her life. She keeps dropping hints about wishing to live on a farm like theirs, dreams about kissing their lips and whatnot but feeling guilty about it. With the male farmer, it’s different. She doesn’t feel as much shame, but it takes her longer to develop feelings for them.

Maru: bisexual but honestly? Probably demisexual, if not some other sort of asexual. She has no time for romance and doesn’t really think about it much. When she catches feelings for the farmer, it surprises her that she’s even capable of feeling those things for any person really. Her having homo-or heterosexual feelings for someone isn’t a concern to her at all, just the fact she lets herself get distracted with things like that is. Eventually she learns to go easy on herself and accept that she’s human with desires like everyone else.

Abigail: bisexual, has no preference but can’t deny she likes the idea of being visibly queer by having a partner of the same sex or someone androgynous-looking. Doesn’t have a lot of dating experience really, also not big on having crushes. She has a thing for Sebastian though, but its not that deep. The farmer changes everything. She will see them as a cool friend around her age at first, but will grow attached to them over the course of their friendship, especially with their shared love of adventure and falling out of place in this small town.

#stardew valley #sdv shane #sdv #sdv bachelors #shane stardew valley #sdv Harvey #sdv Abigail #sdv Alex #sdv sebastian #sdv Sam #sdv elliott #sdv Leah #sdv Haley #sdv Emily #sdv penny #sdv maru #sdv headcanons #sdv fanart #Stardew bachelors #Stardew bachelorettes #stardew valley headcanons #Stardew valley bachelors

[secretivemessenger]

Request! ^^

Zhongli x Monster Buff Male Reader

The best scenario I can give is Reader goes into a sort of rut and can't stop clinging to Zhongli, resulting Zhongli quickly taking them both home to dominate Reader. I'd like for cum play and any other extreme kinks you do to be added.

I'm sorry if this request is still vague.

Vik

Urgent Need

Top zhongli x dragon male reader

Rating: NSFW

Warnings: Bondage! Public masturbation! Cum play! Horn kink?! Multiple orgasms! Tease zhongli! Raw sex! Cum as lube! Fingering! Pet names!

Note: ok so idk if im dumb or sm but i have no idea what is a monster buff so i made it into a dragon , maybe i am dumb 🤔

You met morax by total accident , you were walking around and you saw him sitting on a chair while drinking wine alone which caught your Attention so you decided to approach him , and you two being the same species you got along pretty well , From strangers to friends to lovers

Well that was ages ago , quite literally , now he goes by the name zhongli as he now lives as a human , while you being his lover decided to join him living in liyue together

It has been good for the most of , well if you ignore the ruckus a certain fatui harbinger cased then yeah its good

You’ve been living together in a medium sized house , while working at the same location babysitting at the wangshu funeral parlour

Your daily life has been quite simple , waking up at the same time eating breakfast together then off to work , you work together with hu tao till dawn , then go back home eat dinner and then spend rest of the day together

But today is not like any other day , its your rut you have noticed it coming few days ago , you constantly felt the need to pamper or be pampered no matter what it is you wanted to hold something , and zhongli was the first to know

And when the day finally came zhongli took a day off for the both of you , but instead of spending it at home he came up with the idea of going outside with some special equipment

You woke up with your body burning and the first thing you did was go after your lover , you found him messing around in the kitchen , you basically ran and hugged him from behind “goodness look at you” he said gently before turning around and returning the hug

You couldn’t help but press your clothed cock onto his own grinding them together “oh my already this bad” zhongli said which you nodded with a whimper in response burying you face on his neck “how about something new” he said which made you pull back confused

“Seriously what has gotten into you” you whisper yelled at zhongli while he simply ignored you and continued walking around the streets of liyue

You could only follow him slowly , your face flushed past your ears to your neck , you cant help but rub your thighs together while walking uncomfortably “what’s wrong is something bothering you sweetheart” he said with a smile on his face

You gritted your teeth looking at him with the are you serious look , with your looks all eyes were on you “I’m fine” you said and continued walking to not bring more attention to you

Zhongli knows its your rut and that you’ll be overly sensitive but he still decided it’ll be a good idea to try something new , you were fine with trying new things together at home , but you didn’t know that he would tie your body with robes then just make you wear your clothes again and drag you outside

You can feel the tight robes squeezing your body with every step you take , and it doesn’t help that your body is sensitive to every little touch , it’s to overstimulating you feel like you could cum right then and there but you had to hold back , you wouldn’t want to embarrass yourself infront of the many liyue citizens

If it wasn’t for the fact that you have gone through your ruts many times in your live you wouldn’t last an hour , but even with that you barely managed , either it’s the robes or zhongli who kept touching your body out of no where , it were simple touch’s but it managed to turn you on even more

“Yes i would like two of those plea-” zhongli said to the stall owner before he was interpreted by you gripping his hands and dragging him to an empty dark alley and pinned him against the wall “something’s wrong” he asked with a smile like nothing is happening making you grit your teeth harder before looking up at him with teary eye “please I’ve been a good boy”

He paused for a bit before turning your positions and pinning you against the wall and pressing his knees onto your clothed cock “if you could cum for me here and now then maybe I’ll consider” he said with a grin on his face , you were to embarrassed to do anything but knowing zhongli if you don’t do it he’ll really just keep walking not bating an eye to you

You released your cock from your pants making you shiver from the sudden cold , you took a hold of it and started smearing the pre cum all over it , once its all slippery  you started jerking yourself off moving your hand up and down , circling the tip with your fingers

You slapped one hand on your mouth to prevent noises and alert the people , but you couldn’t help the gasp that escaped your lips once zhonglis hand warped around your balls fiddling and squeezing at them , making you body jerk forward thrusting against your hands , moving you hand faster , you came right on the spot because of how sensitive you were due to the rut

Once you finished zhongli gripped your hand and started dragging you away “wait sir what about your order” the stall owner yelled at your running figure but zhongli didn’t stop “i swear people these days are unbelievable” he said with a sigh 

The moment you entered your shared bedroom you both started undressing without even realizing it your horns came out , seeing zhongli take off his clothes you can finally see his fiully hard cock making you realize your not the only one holding back

You sat down on all fours your spread you hole open for him while looking back at him with flushed face “fill me up dear” you said with droll dropping from your mouth , zhongli took a hold of your cock that still has remained cum on it drawing a moan out of you , he pulled his hand away once it was covered with your cum and smeared it all over you hole which made you let out a loud gasp

Zhongli didn’t waist a single second he pushed two of his fingers at the same time and started thrusting them at a high speed too overstimulated by your rut and your past orgasm you came for a second time that day with a loud whimper

“Please just do it already” you cried out for him “do what you got to tell me if you want me to know” he said still keeping his teasing persona even tho he’s fingering you so roughly , you whined feeling his now three fingers brush against your prostate

“please i want your cock inside” you shouted out at him “good boy” he said before pulling his fingers out and pressing the tip of his cock against your somewhat lose hole , he didn’t waist much time and pushed his cock all the way past your hole hitting your sweet spot right on the spot and started thrusting right away

He took both your horns on his hands gripping at them tightly and pulling on them , while fastening his thrusts which you let out a groan in response too , you can feel your body burning up with pleasure , zhonglis cock making you see stars and the still tight robes around your body , you bite back a moan gripping hard at the sheets below you

Loud grunts leaving zhonglis mouth his thrusts getting sloppy you can already tell he’s close “inside.. please cum inside” you begges him , and with another thrust you can feel his cum filling up your inside , but he didn’t stop his thrusts it became even faster , its like time slowed “fuck zhongli im cumming” hearing you he bucked his hips against yours you can feel him reach deep inside you rearranging your insides with his monstrous cock , you came all over the sheets below you with a loud moan

You hands gave up on you as you fell onto the pool of your own cum , when zhongli wanted to pull out you clenched you hole keeping him inside , you measured your strength and turned yourself around on your back , warping your legs around his waist locking him

“You don’t think one round can satisfy my rut do you” you said with heart eyes and a wide smile looking at zhongli with such tempting look “what a needy boy you are”

#bottom male reader #male reader smut #x male reader #smut #anon reply #genshin impact #zhongli #zhongli x male reader #zhongli genshin impact #zhongli x reader #genshin impact x male reader #&Vik — anon #? just in case

[tyrantisterror]

A Hundred Some New ATOM Kaiju Pt. 3

In this part of the ATOM unfinished kaiju showcase, we're going to focus on a bunch of very similar designs that are all for the same arc: Tyrantor in Love.

In this story, we followed Tyrantor, the son of Tyrantis. It's the 1970's, and the young tyrannopyrodon is finally fully grown and experiencing the mating instinct for the first time. So he descends into the Yamaneon tunnel system in hopes of finding others of his kind.

Early in his journey he runs into two males of his species - Sharp Eye and Blue Brute (the story takes place away from human eyes, so most of the kaiju in it would have names based on what Tyrantor finds notable about them rather than the melodramatic portmanteau names that are standard for ATOM). In sharp contrast to the rivalry that formed between Tyrantis and The Terror, the three young male tyrannopyrodons quickly become friends and decide to explore the tunnels together, figuring it's safer and also will make their scent stronger and easier for others of their kind to follow.

The trio eventually find an enormous cavern filled with other retrosaur kaiju, including more tyrannopyrodons. There is a couple of older adults - Black Queen and Gold King - who have traveled here to shepherd their eldest daughter, Pale Gaze, who like Tyrantor has just reached maturity. They also have a younger son, Sparky, who's pubescent but not quite fully grown, and an adolescent daughter, Small Crown, who is by far the most imperious of the tyrannopyrodons despite her small size and young age.

(Yeah, Black Queen and Gold King lucked out spectacularly as kaiju go, as having this many viable young, all within a few years of each other, is pretty improbable given how kaiju reproduction goes.)

A final four tyrannopyrodons arrive, all female. Largest of them all is Big Quiet, who is uncharacteristically shy and docile for a female of their species. Then there's the punk trio: Gore queen, the de-facto leader, Murder Maw, the most brutal of the three and the one who's been in so many battles that she actually bears scars (again, a rare thing for kaiju given their biology), and finally Bright Hide, who is so named because she has brightly colored scales that are more often sported by male tyrannopyrodons (females tend to have duller color schemes), and who has a dynamic, energetic disposition to match her masculine-by-her-species'-standards color scheme.

All of the tyrannopyrodons in this are *loosely* inspired by various real world tyrannosaurs. To elaborate:

Sharp Eye = Bistahieversor Blue Brute = Daspletosaurus (one of the more robustly built tyrannosaurs) Black Queen = Tarbosaurus (a large Asian tyrannosaur) Gold King = Zhuchengtyrannus (another large Asian tyrannosaur) Pale Gaze = Gorgosaurus (gorgon, gaze, eh?) Sparky = Albertosaurus Small Crown = the now-almost-definitely-proven-to-just-be-a-juvenile-t.rex Nanotyrannus Big Quiet = Nanuqsaurus (polar bear lizard, big pale tyrannopyrodon) Gore Queen = Lythronax (the Gore King) Murder Maw = Teratophoneus (the Murder Monster) Bright Hide, who would at one point be called a "dynamic terror" in the story = Dynamoterror

#Atomic Time of Monsters

[demvalhaken]

Bees were the runner up in the poll, so here they are

Okay sooooooo bees. This is gonna be formatted the same just probably shorter

The bee diet consists of nectar, honey l and plants. Bees are herbivores, their bodies are not built to process meat like Hornets and Wasps and it can make them sick. They have a cultural dish of Orantais (A Bee Territory fruit) dipped in sugar and chocolate. This food is usually sold inside the streets of the hive.

Their society is just like bees, except a little different. The queen rules everyone and everything and can make executions. All males are kicked out during winter, and if one stays, he’s killed brutally for not following orders. The queen’s heirs WILL NOT take the throne after she dies, the bees will choose whatever princess is best and follow her to build a new hive after the queen’s death. Selling royal honey is HIGHLY against the law of the First Queen… OH YEAH- THEY WORSHIP THEIR FIRST QUEEN, also known as Queen Pollen, the first queen of the bees. She was born before AE (After Evolution) and even before BE (Before Evolution) She was actually born in the Emerald Age, which is prehistoric. She made a specific set of laws and was also seen as a goddess… weird… I hope she doesn’t return from the dead… Princes do not matter and are still kicked out during winter, the princes are ALWAYS kicked out of the royal household and put up for adoption. Sad… The hierarchy consists of the queen, the princesses, citizens, and children. Higher ranking citizens will live close to the queen while lower ranking are pushed farther away.

The appearance of bees is not very complex and diverse. They always consist of white, browns, and yellow. They all have stripes. The colour of their eyes can vary though from red, blue, green, black, and purple. Queen Honeymoon has blue eyes which is a more royal family trait. The bees have thick, sturdy stingers that are usually reinforced with metals. The stinger is not as permanent as the hornets or wasps, and can accidentally break off. Though it won’t kill them, it just HURTSSS. Prosthetics exist though. Bees are much smaller than the wasps ans smaller than hornets. They are easily spotted in crowds of other bugs because of their unique appearance.

RANDOM INFORMATION WOOHOOOOWHOOOHOOOOOOOO

The bees are not an advanced species, they can’t build elaborate and safe cities like wasps or make elaborate hives like both hornets and wasps

They can’t see many colours and will shield their eyes from any brightly coloured bug like wasps and butterflies since they can’t see all those colours

The first bee queen has a faraway temple that is concealed and hidden

Bees will all huddle in the center of the in-hive city. The royal family will huddle in the royal winter huddle room which has a bunch of blankets, and a ton of rugs

Bees are not taught anything about the outside world which is why they walk right into danger. Wasps find this absolutely funny and have a saying that goes “Don’t be a bee, or you’ll be in the jaws of danger” which is just saying don’t be an absolute idiot and die

Bees can’t be born during winter as that’s against the law and creates complications. Bees born during winter are usually seen as criminals

Bees can’t spell. They were never taught anything and only know how to speak and abide the law

Art drawn by bees is so horrible, a group of wasps started weeping by just the thought of it… it’s horrible

Goodbye, do you want more of these?

#digital art #drawing #artwork #my art #art #bees #bee #insects #insect #bugs #bug #artists on tumblr #ocs #oc #original character #oc art #artists of tumblr

[w2beastars]

Waezi2′s thoughts on “Beast Complex” chapter 21

Beast Complex is back, bitches!

Don’t get me wrong, I adore Paru’s other stuff like “Drip Drip” or “Sanda.” In fact, get the fuck outa here till you read “Drip Drip” and “Sanda”!

But I think the strange, twisted yet wonderful world of Beastars still have plenty to offer. Even more so in the Beast Complex series that is a terrific collection of short stories not necessarily directly connected to Legosi. A collection that has just been expanded with two spanking new short stories, the first being “The Zebra and the White Tiger.”

The protagonist of this chapter is Mika, a young adult zebra who is trying to find the zebra of her dreams over a dating app. It is not going well as she has been meeting a few males who are douchebags.

... I know I use the word a lot, but I adore the word douchebag.

Mika is about to give up after having used the dating app for half a year. She tries one more time after having had chats with this one dude named Atari who seems nice enough.

so, she agree to meet Atari in real life. There is just a tiny problem...

HE IS A MOTHERFUCKING TIGER!

A white tiger BTW.

Mika is obviously pretty freaked out. More importantly, she is royally pissed off. We get this panel that is fricking brilliant:

I thing it is a topnotch detail that the text with her angry and disappointed thought is plastered across his face as she does not see another animal, she sees a god damn fraud. Oh, and cat-fished... XD

Mika storms off in furry fury as this was the last straw, this was the one disappointment that broke the camel’s back for her. Atari follows her and tries to say that he didn’t lie when he told her he had white and black stripes but that he never said to her he was a zebra. Mika points out that Atari is full of shit since even if he didn’t text it to her, he is still registered as a zebra on the dating app.

Atari then makes a valid point.

Yeah, Mika is a fraud as well. Her profile picture is not exactly accurate as she tries too hard to seem cuter than she actually is to make males on the app interested in her.

Mika feels embarrassed as this is the first time she is called out for it and she realize that it is probably the reason she has dated nothing but boring asshats for half a year. If you use a superficial photo you most likely get superficial dates.

Atari claims that there is nothing odd about the two of them lying since almost everyone lies a little on dating apps to try and get in touch with others. And he actually says he prefer the way Mika actually looks.

Mika calms down but she is still annoyed by the situation and rightfully points out that what Atari did is a classic predator tactic. You know, lure a herbivore by claiming to be the same species on a dating app and then eat her. Atari has no response to that since he shamefully realize she is right.

But she decides to try dating him anyways. I mean, I can get that, look at that face:

He is a fricking cutie! Big himbo energy!

... sorry.

The date actually goes surprisingly well. The ball gets rolling when a regular tiger pass them by and calls Atari a “bar-code”, a common nickname among tigers when they see a white tiger which is pretty rare. Atari explains that he tried dating a normal tiger without success, that she only took black and white photos of them together since she thought it was embarrassing to date an albino.

Mika laughs as she jokes that she saves a ton of money on photos since they are almost all black and white. Feeling sympathy for Atari and seeing that there was no malicious intentions for him to date a zebra, she decides to offer him a handshake.

We get some more Beastverse lore since there is an urban legend among animals with patterns that if two animals with the same type of pattern touch that their stripes or spots will merge together if they are soulmates. For a brief second, Atari feels like that’s what happens... and then he calls himself stupid since he is not a teenager.

Mika must have felt something as well as she incites him to a zebra dance club. She argues that he might enjoy it since everyone else there are black and white as well so he won’t feel like an outsider.

Honestly, it look like fun. and it also makes sense since real life zebras prefer to be in herds which is kind of what this zebra dance club is.

Atari is a bit startled... but he quickly realize something that separates him from the zebras and therefor also separates him from Mika.

As they join the dance, Mika accidentally loses her grip on Atari’s hand and can therefor not see him in the crowd as she sees nothing but a whole lot of black and white.

And that’s where Atari realize that Mika’s stripes are for protection, to blend into her herd. But Atari’s tiger stripes?

Don’t worry, nothing violent happens. But Atari is startled by his hunting instinct kicking in. Heck, he realize that not telling Mika on the dating app that he was not a zebra was basically the same as a tiger hiding in the grass, waiting for his prey to come out when she felt safe.

But once again, as it usually is in Beastars and Beast Complex, honesty is what creates a true connection.

That is so cute is a messed up way, but what else is new? :P

Despite Atari’s disappointment over not finding someone he has common ground with, Mika still tells him that they can make it work, playfully telling him to use his stripes to track her down.

I really liked this chapter, but out of the twenty-two chapters of BC it felt like it had the weakest ending. But keep in mind that since almost all the chapters are brilliant then there is absolutely no shame in being second best compared to so many first-class mangas.

Next time, snake and rat talking about their weird cucumbers :P

I’m Waezi2, and thanks for wasting time with me.

#beast complex #beastars #paru itagaki #itagaki paru #paru is insane! #manga #atari x mika #mika x atari #mika the zebra #mika #atari #atari the white tiger

[toasterbunnicula]

Mass Effect Character Sexualities because I want to project

(Partly headcanon, bi-ased, personal opinion)

Ashley: straight, formerly homophobic until she realized that most of her Normandy crew mates were gay

Garrus: bi energy, its simply unfair to our gay guys for such an amazing and hot character to not go both ways. Ive also seen too much Garrus/Thane/Shepard fanart to see him any other way

Liara: obviously bi, I hc that she was confused when she first encountered homophobia because it simply doesn’t exist in asari culture (closest thing is the asarixasari stigma)

Wrex: for some reason I see him as bi? I have no idea where I got this but I want to see a tough, old warrior casually mentioning being into both men and women and not caring at all about it (even though I think krogan culture probably wouldn’t approve)

Tali: for my sake as a helpless bi simp, I see her as under the umbrella, but doesn’t realize it. Like me before I came out, Tali would say “yeah she’s really pretty and I want to hang out with her and hug her and stare at her but I’m not gay or anything.” You are. You are gay. I think it would be in character for her to completely miss the fact that she’s into girls as well as men

Joker: straight. The kind of straight to make jokes about his friends’ sexualities, but not mean anything by it. He goes to pride every June with his wife EDI (who I will get to)

Jacob: I honestly can’t believe that he was originally intended to be bi, I just can’t see him into men unless I squint. It’s hilarious that they tried to make his male romance more like Brokeback Mountain so it’d be accepted

Miranda: I’ve seen a headcanon on Pinterest about Miranda having internalized homophobia because it doesn’t line up with her view of genetic perfection, something she’s established to be insecure about. I think it would make perfect sense for her character. I think it’s easy to see her as a lesbian practicing het-comp, especially with how awkward her initial flirting with Shepard is, but there are more scenes in her romance that feel authentic than there are that feel performative, so I’m inclined to say she is bi/pan/omni/etc.

Mordin: I’m pretty sure his asexuality is canon. I also think that he’s aromantic as well, but can objectively assess beauty/attractiveness well. For example, his film noir short story in the Citadel DLC involves a hookup with Aria. I personally believe that is him saying “yeah, she’s attractive, and if I were into women, I’d smash”

Zaeed: he gives off straight uncle who would punch a homophobe for you but otherwise doesn’t know how to interact with you after you’ve come out and tries a little too hard to acknowledge your sexuality but it’s definitely well-meaning (think the “anyone could be they!” scene from Brooklyn Nine-Nine)

Grunt: straight and supports his bi parents (Shepard and Garrus/Thane/Tali/Liara), wears rainbows at Pride for them, and regularly headbutts homophobes

Jack: I’m forever salty about them erasing her pansexuality. Also she and Miranda should’ve kissed

Kasumi: also gives off pan energy. She definitely feels like the type to not care about gender at all- as long as they’ve got muscles, that’s all that matters to her

Thane: pan energy

Samara: as established, Samara is bisexual

Legion: ace, non-binary (goes with people using he/him based on its masculine voice, pronouns are they/it)

Kelly: she said so herself, she doesn’t care about race/species or gender, all that matters is the person 💖💛💙

EDI: something about Sentient AI Who People Initially Don’t Trust Until She Gets A Humanoid Body That People Can Better Associate With Her reads to me as a trans allegory. Obviously, she’s not trans, but the vibes are there. Many times, people are suspicious of trans women until they transition and pass more as cis, which is similar to EDI’s story. She learns more about herself after her body changes, and others start to appreciate her more and have an easier time referring to her with she/her pronouns. As for her sexuality, she doesn’t seem to lean any particular way to me. She doesn’t seem like the type who’d use labels, even though it would make sense for her to “categorize” herself. I’d say she’s unlabelled- definitely into men, with her relationship with Joker

James: as much as I wish we could get gay gym bro representation, James is great as he is, being a masculine straight guy who’s best friends are openly gay (Cortez) and bi (Shepard)

Traynor: lesbian (canon), definitely into women who can crush her head under their heel but also has a dominant side herself

Cortez: gay (canon)

Diana: that annoying and popular bi girl you secretly had a crush on but didn’t want to because she was intimidating and popular

#shakarios #jackanda #mass effect 3 #justicar samara #urdnot grunt #urdnot bakara #urdnot wrex #tali'zorah #tali zora vas normandy #tali’zorah vas neema nar rayya #thane krios #commander shepard #garrus vakarian #lgbtq headcanons #jacob taylor #samantha traynor #edi #joker moreau #kaiden alenko #ashley williams #liara t'soni #jack nought #miranda lawson #zaeed massani #mass effect legion #diana allers #james vega #steve cortez #mordin solus #kasumi goto

[shopcat]

see feline hybridisation is weird bc as much as it interests me on a surface level bc it's like a video game species come to life it's also just like WEIRD. like there was a time in the 1800s or whatever where everyone was just seeing if a lion and a tiger could produce offspring and it's like i understand the scientific curiosity but at this point in time we Know and now they're just created in labs to be sideshow attractions... and combined with the health complications that come with it it's just ridiculous to see it as anything other than bad people trying to play god.

and like, natural hybridisation is different by being like, technically ethically sound bc they're just well doing it themselves but it also calls into question first of all Why are they interbreeding across species and does this indicate an issue with their environment/safety/the number of individuals of the same species being able to co-exist in the wild without human interference/etc. like it implies some sort of possible desperation/the cat had no other choice especially when even if it's been documented most cats will not find an animal outside their species viable/consider them a threat. like it being naturally occurring doesn't mean it's naturally ... engineered? necessarily. but obv it can also just happen for no reason as well animals breed and such. hybrids in the wild are usually found and the offspring are typically culled (or sometimes taken into captivity but over-all removed in one way or the other) because it taints the gene pool and could quickly become an ecological disaster like you don't actually want wolves and coyotes or dogs and coyotes breeding bc if that keeps happening there just won't be anymore damn coyotes you know. along with the health risks like it's Bad.

and we're at the point now where like for felines specifically they seem to have a high rate of possible genetic crossings and you will inevitably get someone being like "but could a CHEETAH and a HOUSE CAT have a BABY" and it's like okay. say that's technically possible but why the fuck would anyone do that... it would never occur in the wild it would never be able to be ethically produced in captivity (not that there is any ethical production of hybrids in capitivity but this goes even more so with just like. the logistics. a female domestic cat will always be used as the carrier of the larger wild cat's offspring and they are LARGER. if the offspring even survive and are healthy the mother wouldn't be able to even deliver them safely. it's the same reason people don't breed a female chihuahua with a male great dane. like it's literally not possible even if it's "possible").

and then there's also like the sensationalisation of it all which is where i usually get into most of my arguments about it online where every cunt in every hemisphere goes "yeah this is definitely possible i know from personal experience that my aunt's husband had a cougar crossed with a house cat here's a picture" (normal brown tabby cat) and it's like oh my god i want to actually crush you under a heavy and sharp object. people act like the scientific documentation of these things don't have to go through a certain set of perimeters that is literally the entire point of science it's all well and good to go "we're trying to see/prove if this is possible" "here's my anecdotal evidence" but you still need the burden of proof. like how that domestic dog and false fox hybrid case was "known about" for years but could only be officially documented and recorded once actual genetic testing occured and even then its just the closest guess people could make and isn't entirely certain (though it was confirmed to BE a hybrid of something at the very least). Because you can't just SAY THINGS. but in a way i guess that's technically sort of beautiful and is in itself the nature of science and discovery even if it's fucking annoying.

#🐾 #hybrid #the coydog thing is like this whole thing like... i rmr for years hearing about how dingos here are really interbred with feral dogs #and while that does happen it was also just this massive thing to demonise the animal (bc people fucking hate dingos) and they did a study #and it turned out like most of the dingos in this one area at least were pure dingos #and every single time someone sees a dingo with abnormal colouration they're like THATS A DOG HYBRID!! and it's just a pure dingo. they can #just look like that. it drives me crazy

[rmhashauthor]

"Pet", fiction in 4 parts - Part 1

I... don't know what happened this week, except that I sat down and this... thing... demanded to be done so I did it.

Also hi, it's been a while since my last post so consider this an apology. I'm back to working full-time again and it's taken a while to adjust to the new routine.

If you are under 18, buzz off or dni/censor yourself. This is grown-up stuff.

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Taun looked down at the female he'd just welcomed onto his ship. On the information download she'd seemed smaller, defenseless, not quite the type of female he preferred, but now that she stood before him there was more substance to her and a curious, intelligent shine to her eyes. She wasn't bad to look either, her skin lustrous and gold-brown and eyes to match, with hints of gold and copper. She had curly hair as well, long and thick like a Nuani and deep black in color. I want to touch it. “Hello, pet.”

A little shy, but openly enough she replied, “Hey. Um, should I call you 'master' or–“

“You can call me whatever you want, but my mother named me Taun.”

“Kira.” She paused. “Since your name is Taun, I'll call you that.” Her frankness sent an odd quiver down his spine. That's... interesting.

“That's fine. So, I imagine you understand the situation?”

Kira nodded, dark curls bobbing. “Yeah, I get it.”

“You're not afraid?”

One of Kira's brows cocked. “If you were afraid of someone, would you show it?”

Taun chuckled. “You're a bold little thing, aren't you? Well, that's fine. I wouldn't want a frightened little milksop hiding behind my legs all the time.”

“I feel the same way about kids. Is that why you picked me instead of a Leagan woman, you don't want me to pop out a bunch of babies?”

Taun shook his head. “That's true, but it's not the only reason. You struck me as being entertaining – so far, I'm correct.” He cleared his throat and reached up to run a hand through his blue-dyed crest. He saw her eyes follow his hand and gave his crest a ruffle. “So, um, am I anything like you thought?”

“You're taller than I expected,” she told him bluntly. “But you're fit, so that's nice. And I like the blue, it goes with your eyes.” For a moment Taun was dumbstruck. Lots of women had complimented him on his pelt, the attractive shade of cloud-grey and its darker striped pattern on his back and shoulders being particularly liked. Most Leagan males were either tan, black or grey, and the striping wasn't exactly universal but not common either. Taun was used to the attention he got from Leagan women, but this new species was definitely triggering something. “So,” she said, interrupting his thoughts, “you asked for a pet?”

“Ah, yes...” There was only one reason to have a sentient pet, but Taun wasn't about to just push her down and have his way – it wouldn't be right, and he wanted his new companion to want to be in his company, or at least have reason to tolerate it. “Do you, um, did you bring anything with you?”

Kira shook her head. “Just this,” she indicated a small bag at her side. “It's not much, just some clothes and combs and things.”

“Hmm, right. Well, my cabin's this way.” Taun gestured to the narrow passageway leading out of the cargo hold and towards the living space he'd carved over the years by removing walls and re-figuring the life-support to make room for his greenhouse and hydroponics works. He was proud of the space, and wondered if his new companion/pet/playmate would be impressed. Leading Kira towards it Taun breathed in the cool, humid air as they passed the first of the misting units, pausing when he heard her draw a surprised breath. He turned back to her, briefly fixated on the wide darkness of her eyes as she paused next to the racks of clustered leaves and twining vines. “Do you like plants?”

“Oh, yeah... This is... Wow. What do you do with all these, eat them?”

“Some, others I sell, and a few I keep. Please don't touch anything yet, some are toxic and I have to use gloves.” Kira nodded and said nothing else. They continued to the main area, this unit populated with hardier greens that weren't dangerous to touch. “Everything in here is safe,” he told her, “I'll show you the ones you can eat later.” He showed her the next room, a standard-size bunk he'd expanded across the narrow closet-like room until it was essentially a cubbyhole with storage above and below. “I sleep in here.” The expectation was that she'd sleep with him, and the prospect of it raised his crest at the back of his neck. “Hope you don't mind smaller spaces.”

Kira leaned in, her hair falling over her shoulders as she peered into the shadowy closet. “It's bigger than my bunk back on the colony, it's nice. Cozy.” She straightened and Taun noticed again how she came up to his nose and not much farther. Her expression wasn't quite a smile, but her wide dark eyes certainly did when she raised them to his. “Nice place, I could do a lot worse.”

Taun felt giddy. “Um, so... Shower's through there,” he pointed at a small grey room fitted with water spigots and tubing. “The main facilities too, use whatever you want.” To his complete surprise, Kira reached out and touched the lapel of his jacket, smoothing it where it had flipped up. A smooth, clean smell rose up from her hand to his nose and Taun's nostrils flared as he breathed it in. Do humans have pheromones? “Have... Have you eaten yet?”

“I could eat,” Kira slipped her small bag from her shoulder and laid it on the bedding platform. “Can I help? I can cook a little.”

Taun shook his head. “You don't have to do that. It's your first night here, you should relax, get to know the place. Maybe unpack?” He did not miss the part where she ran her eyes up and down his tall, lean frame. You're fit, so that's nice. Taun began to sweat. Their arrangement, common enough among Leagans but apparently still abnormal to most humans, came with the understanding that the 'pet' would be open to being intimate with her male counterpart, and the thought of later tonight testing their compatibility squeezed warm fingers around the base of his cock.

“I could go for a shower,” she said. It was a question, but not phrased as one. She was letting him know she could keep herself busy, stay out of the way while he worked.

“Of course.” She's so direct. I like it. “I'll get started in here. If you don't mind, I'd like you to be moderate on the water–“

“If I can spend more than five minutes in the shower, I'm happy.” Coming from a colony she was likely used to conserving water, but Taun knew he had a thousand liters on board and another five hundred circulating in the hydroponic system.

“Ten – fifteen max.”

“Fifteen?” Kira's gold-flecked dark eyes glittered. “Wow... I hope this 'pet' thing works out, I'll be living like a queen.” Cheekily she smoothed his collar again, brushing the fuzz over his collar-bone with a fingertip before turning and stepping away. Taun waited for her to retrieve her bag and vanish behind the door to the shower-room before gasping for air. Gods, what did I get myself into?! When he'd made his desire for a pet known, he never expected a human to respond to his request – everything he'd heard about humans painted them all as a prudish, somewhat backwards species reluctant to embrace the multi-ethnic universe beyond their home system. Taun decided to pull out all the stops tonight.

First, dinner and getting to know each other. He tried not to think about what might happen if all of that went well, if she agreed to take their meeting to the next level and stay over. I'm nervous, when was the last time I was nervous? Kira looked healthy, had certainly smelled good, so it must not have been a terribly hard life. Still, it would be his responsibility to make sure she was properly cared for – it was his ship, after all, and Taun shouldered responsibility for anyone who came aboard. He listened for the sound of the shower pump, and when it engaged he went off to the greenhouse in search of fruits, vegetables and greens.

Part 2

#writeblr #creative writing #writers on tumblr #scifi romance #authors #fiction #romance #author #alien x human #alien romance #monster fucking #dom/sub #pleasure dom #dreck #no idea where this came from #but i went with it #human pet #minors look away #consent #sex positivity #i'm not used to this #please be nice

[bluiex]

Okay look this is Slightly NSFW for Fandom friend and SCP Scarian, but…

Could Grian technically impreg Scar with Eggs? Like could it work both ways? The researchers think that Grian needs to be fucked for this to work. But what if it’s the opposite? The reason the others didn’t work was because they tried to mount the bird. When I’m reality Grian is the dominant of his species.

The bird human species is both Male and Female. They don’t really have human concepts of Gender. Grian is called ‘male’ but doesn’t have gender concepts so goes with it. Sure Grian can lay eggs, and the gestation period is much smaller for him. (Roughly 3 months) Which was an evolutionary thing about his species to help in times of low egg season. Larger clutches but weaker hatchlings.

But the ideal mate is one that they can implant their eggs into for a much longer gestation period (of which the mate is pregnant for over 9 to 12 months). It’s taxing on the body but produces much healthier young, but smaller clutches.

The researchers go for the first option because more eggs means more research and faster time. Grian is displeased as he dislikes the idea of going through short term pregnancy again and again. And given he’s a more dom presenting of his species, potential mates must over power him… which from what Scar sees did not work… at all.

He’s opting to not end up dead… and maybe eaten as he heard the scientist say with all the mates Grian has torn through he must have enough nutrients to give birth… yeah… bodies often ended up pulled out mangled. Cannibal bird man… wonderful idea (is it cannibalism is your not human?)

But Scar is unknowingly showing he’s a good potential mate. He does as he told, get the social sounds Grian does (hissing meaning he’s displeased and coos means he’s happy), and even proves attentive and alert. Ideal mate material.

Now Grian just needs to prove he’s a good mate and get them to a safe nest away from these… scientists.

Sorry I ramble, and my brain just thought “But what if Scar ends up impregnated with Grian’s eggs? Lol” Tis a dark place in there.

dude i love it!! (we can do w/e we want with the boys, so yes impregnant scar with them hehe) It would make for such a good and (angsty if you wanted) thing within this little scp thing.

#bluie gets an ask poggers #scarian scp au #egg preg #p much is that so lol #long post #q

[darkstarofchaos]

I have finally figured out why it bothers me so much when people try to explain Cybertronians having gender with "they learned it from other species", and it's not (only) because the "genderless" robots always mysteriously default to male pronouns. It's the fact that when they learn about gender, the only thing that changes is they suddenly have girls. We never see bots going, "You know what, this masculine thing is a vibe", or "Yeah, organic pronouns are weird, but I really like how he/him feels". We just get girls and everyone else.

If they were a genderless species, and then they learned gender from organics, you cannot convince me there is any reason for Cybertronians to have fewer than three sets of standard pronouns. Like, if we the audience are watching them discover gender, there should be bots expressing interest in male and female pronouns, as well as bots who don't care what organics call them and bots who straight up reject organic forms of address. Especially bots who see gender becoming a trend and refuse to take part in it. And even if they discovered gender a long time ago, the original genderless state doesn't just go away. There are still going to be a lot of bots using the original, nongendered pronouns.

"The robots are genderless, they just learned it from organics" does not work if they only have two genders. It does not work if "learning gender" only means "there are girls now". Genderless robots are going to express interest in all the options, and that's if they care about organic pronouns in the first place.

You know what, let's talk about that, actually. Let's talk about why genderless robots would care about what pronouns are used for them, and why they might favor one set over another.

Let's say they learn about gender from humans. If the first human to explain gender to them describes men as strong, controlled, and dominant, and women as gentle and nurturing, some bots will get the idea that you need to be male to be taken seriously, and will lean towards masculine pronouns; others will favor female pronouns in hopes that the tiny organics will be less afraid of them. In other words, the bots will choose pronouns based on how they want to be perceived. They might not care if they're "misgendered", but they'll still want to make the right impression.

Now let's say the first human to explain gender describes men as the strongest, smartest, and most capable, and women as fragile and helpless. Not only are the bots more likely to favor masculine pronouns, being referred to as female could be seen as an insult: not because they were "misgendered", but because they were effectively called "weak".

And so it goes. Bots collect data on the local humans, or prominent human media, take in the stereotypes and biases presented to them, and gender themselves based on the impression they want to give, or based on what fits them the best (rather like a personality quiz). Some of them won't care if humans call them something else. Some will change pronouns based on how they want to come across. Some will feel strange or uncomfortable about using different pronouns, like they're being attributed with traits they don't have. And some won't care what humans think of them, gender is weird and they aren't going to be a he or a she just to make tiny aliens happy.

TL;DR: If you're going to argue that robots learned gender from organics, give us robots that learned gender from organics. Don't just slap boobs on some of them and declare that the rest were already conveniently male.

#Transformers #worldbuilding #I could keep going but it's 1 AM #Gender anarchy

[gyubby99]

@disneyanddisneyships

Aponi Wings x reader headcanons

SFW:

Only let's you call her "Lilly"

She would listen to u rant

Gives you a hug when you need it

Always makes sure you feel included in conversations with friends

Kiss her while she's talking. It's catch her off guard

Would look at you lovingly from the crowd when she sings like love songs that she thinks resonates with your relationship.

Pls hold her while she rants and talks about her past

Lots of flirting

Lets you be the little spoon

Forehead smooch is a must

Will never judge you (unless you do some stupid shit)

You work towards redemption and heaven together :)

Lots of reassurance :)))

She loves u a lot

Apologizes first after an arguement

Makes you clothes or just little accessories and stuff

Dances and sings with you

Date nights involving alcohol will always end up with her being the designated driver

You guys met at the hotel when you were working for redemption

When she met you, it was love at first sight

She fights her feelings for you because of her fear of getting hurt again

Needs constant reassurance

Want you to be comfortable in everything

Massages your shoulders

She always wakes up first and just.. memorizes every feature of your face so she may never get them out of her head everytime you're not near to her

Takes good care of you

Calls you "love", "baby", "mi amor" if shes getting extra flirty, "cara mia", "darling", "my love."

If you're a demon of any sort of animal she'll come up with a nickname for that

If you're a human reader then just those nicknames I mentioned

Interested in your interests and demands to know more

Will hold you at any cost

If you're shorter than her, she teases you. If not, she pouts at you teasing her.

Caresses your face as you lay close with each other

You confessed first

Squishes le chubby cheek

Lets u bury your head into her floof.

Carries you bridal style as she flies with her wings in her full demon form

Sings you to sleep

Will comfort you after a nightmare and let you know she's always there

NSFW:

*cracks knuckles*

Likes to tease u

Wears a crop-top to show her tramp stamp so she can make your attraction grow

Likes being eaten out

C'ms first

Likes being spanked

Bite her neck and you go straight under the sheets

A bit vocal

Constantly asks "is this okay?"

Asks you what your safe word is before obliterating your pssy/p'nis

"Tell me to stop and I shall" in a breathy voice

Loves being tied down but won't mind tying you down

It would take a deer in heat to stop this woman

Is not opposed to your mommy kink. In fact, she's into that.

Won't kink shame you unless you kink shame her first

"Give me all you got"

Loves running her fingers through your hair as you eat her out

If you're chubby she definitely worships your thighs as she eats you out whatever you have in your pants

You probably knew each other for a long time and have a deep connection with each other for her to get this kinky

Fucks you in her full demon form and you're not complaining because it's a sexy demon form

"Fuck, baby!" Um.. yeah.

She calls you a good girl/boy

Likes it when you're bottoming

Aftercare 😍🥰

For female reader she uses her hands to hold your face as she kisses you passionately with tongue while she fingers you with her other hand and the other's playing with your cl1t.

However if you are part of the male species she gets her other two hands on your dck and balls i guess

Will not let you c'm for a tease

Makes eye contact with you as she goes down

Likes to ride hard and fast

Loves swallowing your c'm

"Use your words, baby" as she trails her finger on your jawline with a smirk on her face.

Safe word is "wings"

Angsty:

She's scared of getting hurt, so she fought her feelings for you for a long time

Has nightmares about you leaving her

Tells you about her family and her past

She lets you see her scars.. and she's a bit scared because she thinks she's scaring you

Apologizes about the simplest of things

Voices of Jason telling her you would eventually leave

Extremely clingy at times but apologizes for it.

Sometimes she's scared to speak her mind with you so she just sits there in silence.

Live Linda struck you with her powers and she relapses because she felt like she failed.

#aponi wings #m0aning rn