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darlingod · 3 months

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Cardan was so real for giving up on life for a moment after confessing his feelings to Jude in tcp. He was like yeah, actually, maybe you should shoot me. Knife? Okay, whichever method you prefer. I respect your decision.

#I would too #he was so brave #he would not die looking like a lil bitch in front of his crush even if she was the one to kill him #Cardan when Jude kissed him instead: oh ok I REALLY respect this decision #Cardan respected it so much that he was willing to be under her command with the littlest hesitation 😭😭#Cardan: oh now that we’ve kissed you want me under your control? bet #Cardan: great minds lol #the cruel prince #jude duarte #cardan greenbriar #jurdan #me exaggerating but not #but am

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lesbian-disaster-academic · 6 months

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i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.

as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."

NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING

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yantao-enthusiast · 4 months

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#“cal shut up you’re exaggerating”#no i’m not. fuck you.#i get to have lgbtq opinions on mario characters #and you can’t stop me!!!!#genderfluid #kamek #kamek koopa #super mario bros #mario #mario and luigi #mario and luigi dream team #actually why am i defending myself. this is the website that made bowuigi. lmao

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ilikeyoshi · 2 years

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me: i wish i could turn off certain mobs. i’d love to play more survival mode but the spiders really upset me :(

my dad, the most stoic person in existence, LEAPING out of his chair with great concern: I AM NOW OBSESSED WITH THIS PROBLEM. I WILL PROCEED TO SPEND THE NEXT MONTH SCOURING THE INTERNET FOR NICHE MODS OR CONSOLE COMMANDS IN HOPES I CAN BRING YOU AND THE ENTIRE MINECRAFT PLAYERBASE PEACE.

my dad, a week later, more distraught than i’ve ever seen: brittany it’s awful. i’ve been googling around for solutions to your spider problem and lots of little kids have asked for help on the same issue and people online were Mean to them. i cannot type fast enough to stop all of them. this is a crisis right now

#i'm not exaggerating this is basically what happened #he found me some REALLY weird solutions tho!!!! i still use them :)#yoshi talks #minecraft

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ink-ghoul · 6 months

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It's all fun and games when the session 1 secret tasks are:

nickname your friends 🥰

write a poem 😍

make a pun😊

Imagine if secret tasks on later sessions would be like:

kill your teammate 😁

#last one is me exaggerating #but I wonder if tasks would be this lighthearted on later sessions #secret life #secret life smp #life series #spoiler tag #secret life spoilers #secret life smp spoilers

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forecast0ctopus · 2 months

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moments before disaster but like. dont even worry about it

#worry about it #good episode #spock in jeans is very funny to me.#star trek #star trek tos #star trek tos fanart #star trek fanart #spock #leonard mccoy #captain kirk #james t kirk #jim kirk #leonard bones mccoy #mr spock #dr mccoy #city on the edge of forever #redid spocks pose like 8 times his restrained excitement is difficult. as someone who likes to exaggerate poses #its fine its a sketch lmao

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dumplingsjinson · 8 months

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List of “things they say that makes my heart melt and my knees weak” prompts

“I can kiss you forever,” Character B murmurs. “Yeah?” Character A says, laughing a little, only to stop when Character B leans in and presses a kiss against their cheek. “Yeah,” Character B says, “Yeah, I can. You think I’m lying?” (As I said, forever ingrained in my brain. I cannot fucking believe this isn’t just fictional shit characters in books/fics say-)

“You make me so happy.”

“I’m just… Happy for your existence, y’know?”

“You’re going to have to teach me so many things because I’m not familiar with any of this.” “Okay. So… What do you want me to teach you? Where should we start?”

“Here, put your hand under my shirt. It’s more comfortable that way,” Character B says as they lift their shirt slightly, encouraging Character A to slip their hand underneath and letting their warm palm rest against their bare skin.

“You’re so cute.”

“You’re so adorable.”

“You’re so comfy and cozy.”

“You’re so warm and cuddly.”

“You smell so good,” Character B whispers as they continue to litter kisses down Character A’s jaw and neck, revelling in the noises Character A lets involuntarily slip out of their mouth.

“Mm, I think you’re the one who wants more cuddles,” Character B murmurs, pulling Character A back into their arms. “Nah, I think you’re the one who wants that. I mean, look at you,” Character A teases, settling comfortably in their arms.

“Why don’t you try kissing my neck? If you don’t then I’m gonna kiss yours.” “You’re acting like you weren’t just kissing my neck for the thousandth time already just then.”

Character B saying “Stay for tonight?” throughout the whole thing and asking “Are you sure you don’t want to stay?” as Character A gets out of bed still in a daze, ready to leave (but not really wanting to leave but they’ve already told their parents they will be home by the end of the night), while Character B looks up at them imploringly while they’re tying their shoelaces.

“Sorry, I’m just really new to this,” Character A mumbles, burying their face in Character B’s chest out of embarrassment. “Mm, that’s fine. We can take things slow. There’s no rush,” Character B reassures in a hushed murmur, carding their fingers through Character A’s hair.

“I’m not familiar with this,” Character A whines as Character B continues to hug them to their chest. “Yeah? Well, you’re going to have to get familiar because I’m going to be doing this a lot,” Character B teases.

“So… What’s the next date going to be?” Character B murmurs, nuzzling their face on Character A’s neck.

“Tell me if this is too much, okay?”

“You seem a little warm in that, you sure you don’t want to take that off?” and then after Character A says no a few times because they’re wearing only a singlet under that shirt, they say, “You can always wear my shirt instead if that’s the case.”

“You know, you can hold my hand in public if you wanted to,” Character A murmurs into Character B’s chest. “Well… I did want to hold your hand but I wasn’t sure if you were comfortable with it,” Character B answers, holding Character A a little tighter to them. “Next time, though,” Character B tacks on affectionately.

Saying “Let’s go back home” rather than “Let’s go back to my place” (to me it feels like they’re implying “This is your home too and you can come back any time you’d like”, even though that’s probably not what they’re saying but I’m gonna interpret it that way because I am: Delusional as fuck!)

#long post #these are all the things cat guy to said me yesterday which had me going ALKFHDLKWSFEKLNFLEKRN #so yeah it’s personal lmfao #he’s character B and I’m character A lmao #some are not verbatim but most are skksks #some of the action stuff happening in between the dialogue is a little exaggerated but other than that #it’s basically what happened so idk what to tell you wlknfeknwf #dialogue prompts #writing prompts #otp prompts #prompts #writing scenarios #cat guy chronicles

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datcravat · 3 months

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SHE TICKLES MY BRAIN

#persona 3 #my art #I LOVE DRAWING AIGIS #idk man the parts of human anatomy that are changed up & exaggerated w her just make me so happy #the seams along her sides!!! her mechanical joints!!! it makes it so easy to break up and put back together!!! she makes me understand art!#LOVE YOU AIGIS #aigis persona 3 #aigis #persona 3 reload

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pdfbabe · 1 year

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spotify will be like are you a HARDCORE PUNK do you HATE THE ESTABLISHMENT and want some songs to BEAT UP COPS TO? listen to our PUNK PLAYLIST! and the playlist is like. welcome to the black parade