Kallamar, reading from a magazine: If you were the leader of a new country, what would your flag look like?
Narinder: Just Garfield’s face. It’s a power move: there’s no doubt I’m the supreme leader of my land if no one stops me from making Garfield the flag of my country.
Leshy: Flags are outdated symbols that lead to unnecessary nationalist exaltation. We will replace flags with a national QR code that will provide Taco Bell coupons and lead you to my TikTok.
Shamura: I’d go for a simple three-colored stripe approach where each color represents one of the country’s values: blue for diplomacy, purple for patience, and red for the blood that will be spilled if anyone raises a finger against me.
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I just learned about the Reylo fanfic author who renamed all the characters in her fanfic and published it as a book and it became a NY Times bestseller and it has a movie deal now (a lá Twilight fanfic becoming Fifty Shades), and I’m gonna need the HanLeia fic writers to explain to me why they haven’t had that level of hustle
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My portfolio in Adobe :-)
Hi, girls and guys!
This is my snowflake design for your photos on social networks and pictures on the theme of celebrating the New Year or others winter themes.
Now you have the opportunity to use snowflakes of your native skin color or your customers for personal and commercial purposes! :-)
Have a nice day!
Eldar.
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Fay: The woman next door nearly killed herself last night.
Josie: Did she?
Fay: Yeah. I heard her. She's fractured her skull. I heard her through the wall. Sounded like someone dropping a sack of potatoes. She never made a sound.
Josie: Didn't she?
Fay: Not a peep. See what she was doing was falling off the radiator, over and over. She must've got herself up on the radiator and perched there like a seagull. Then she took a dive into the floor. Headfirst. Never put her hands out to break her fall.
Josie: That's... terrible.
Fay: It is. But you've got to admire her determination eh? Never put her hands out, headfirst into a stone floor. That's some death wish.
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Rona Munro, Iron (2002)
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Craft a captivating minimalist masterpiece that unveils the timeless allure of a brunette woman set against the tranquil backdrop of a serene forest. Against the pristine canvas of a white background, the composition intentionally distills itself to essential elements, placing the spotlight on the graceful contours of the female form. Within this visually enchanting artwork, the silhouette of the brunette woman emerges as a symbol of modern minimalism, embodying the essence of simplicity and refined beauty. Soft sunset tones delicately envelop her figure, creating a seamless fusion between the gentle warmth of the hues and the precise lines that define her silhouette. The minimalist ethos extends to a purposeful absence of intricate details, allowing the viewer's imagination to weave its own narrative. The emphasis on clean lines serves to heighten the sophistication of the composition, immersing the observer in a visual language that exudes both elegance and restraint. Engaging in a delicate dance between positive and negative space, the artwork strategically utilizes the latter to elevate the overall composition. The strategic use of empty space imparts a sense of airiness, prompting viewers to appreciate not just the woman's silhouette but also the harmonious equilibrium between form and emptiness. This piece beckons contemplation, unfolding as a serene visual narrative that seamlessly marries simplicity, elegance, and modern aesthetics. Through a meticulous play of negative space and a restrained color palette, the artist captures the viewer's attention, inviting them into a tranquil exploration where beauty resonates in the subtleties of minimalist expression., conceptual art, 3d render, photo
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Mid-sized minimalist freestanding desk concrete floor home studio photo
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