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mismess · 4 months
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Meeee one sparkling strawberry margarita in
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spiritnightz · 1 year
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Just a couple of random doodles of some funky characters ( including new oc’s ) i drew on MS paint, since i am tired and bored. ( Also, this was originally intended to be only doodles of my new oc’s, but i knew i was never gonna finish it, so i added other stuff in it aswell, plus my new hyperfixation- )
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Character Playlists (+ links to created playlists)
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Riddle
all the kings horses
Heads will roll
Heal me
Alice
Queen of broken hearts
Ace
marry you
Take me to wonderland
Bad romance
Mad hatter
Greek tragedy by the wombats
Queen of hearts
You’ll be back
Troublemaker by olly Murs
Cater (link)
Ladies night
Dynamite-BTS
Happy pills
The fame
Rain on me
In a world of my own
Stunnin’
Do you wonder
All men are pigs
Trey
Mother knows best
Before I cry
Sway
Welcome to wonderland
Birthday by Katy Perry
Deuce
poker face -blowsight
Shut up and dance (walk the moon)
Fifteen minutes mike
Stitches
Duality by set it off
Fight back by NEFFEX
If I had you (Adam Lambert)
Grenade
Last of the real ones
Maniac
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Leona
King again
Alex and Rus
Monster
Come and get it from me
Say my name
Nobody mitski
Roar by Katy Perry
Jack (Link)
Can you feel the love tonight
Teeth
Touch off-uverworld
Alone Pt II
Wild love
The wolf -Siames
Wolves -Sam
Ruggie
He lives in you
No man is an island
Sucker for pain
You’re gonna go far kid
We are young
Sunflower
Eh, Eh
Visionaries by INZO
Heavy Metal lover
One jump ahead
Run wild by laney Jones
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Jade
Fly me to the moon
Why did you do that?
Secrets
Queen of white lie
Lucky Strike
Bottom of the deep blue sea (MISSIO)
Floyd
The ballad of Mona Lisa
Looking like this
Hooked (Why don’t we)
Wow (Post Malone)
Cake by the Ocean
Cake by the ocean
Light out MSI
Telephone
Just my type (The Vamps)
Two player game
Bust your knee caps
Teenage dirtbag
Azul
the contract A3!
Black Sea
Who’s laughing now
Money money
Brand new city Mitski
Expensive by Todrick
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Jamil
ways to be wicked
Speechless
Genie in a bottle by Oshri
The mighty fall
Wolf in sheep’s clothing
Judas
Speechless lady Gaga
Bad liar
Kalim
sing me to sleep
Sempura narmi
Hot wings
Just dance
Angel (onlyoneof)
Mikrokosmos (BTS)
I like it loud
Good vibes by Nathan Trent
Where did the party go
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Vil (Link)
Vil’s took up to much room to I didn’t create a king for each
young and beautiful. Strut by Lenny Kravitz. EMPIRE wengie
Beautiful, dirty, rich. Sour candy. GRRRLS
Flesh. Poison by Groove Coverage. Never enough
Say so. Go hard. One song-Scot sings
Rotten to the core-David Diaz. One kiss. Queen of mean
Applause lady gaga The schuyler sisters
Rook
burn
My songs know what you did
Obsessed by Lexxa
Saccharine by Jazmin Bean
Stalker’s Tango
Sweet Tangerine
Derni’ere Danse
Paparazzi
Epel
makes you beautiful
Boys boys boys
My way by Ava Max
I’m wishing (male version)
Honor to us all
Reflection
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Idia
Sweater weather
Color Tokyo
Always remember us this way
1,000 doves
This is Halloween
In my blood (Shawn)
Candle queen
Go the distance
Sex with a ghost by teddy Hyde
Panic room
Love tastes by moe shop
Anxiety
Any Tryhardninja Minecraft song
Prom dress
I’ll try-jesse McCartney
My chance-Satoshi
Ortho
Brother by Kodaline
Is that right?
Shooting stars
Summertime by cinnamonsx
Take on the world
Happier
Devil town
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Malleus (Link)
No friends- cadmium
Once upon a time- Lana Del Rey
Anything by sleeping at last
Angel of darkness
Monochrome no kiss
Enchanted by owl city
Million reasons
Stupid love
Horns
Dancing in the dark
Paint it black by Rolling Stones
I hear a symphony by Cody fry
Lilia
you’ll be in my heart-Japanese. Babylon. I’m not a vampire. Stop rewind. My nocturnal serenade (yohio is my fav artist). Immortals. Centuries. Come little children. Little dark Age. Tag you’re it. Thrift shop. Lorelei lord of the lost. VORACITY myth and roid. For the departed Shayfer James Battle cry Shayfer James. Die young. The vampire masquerade peter gundry. Dear fellow traveler Sea wolf. Shadow of the moon Blackmore’s night. Dancer and the moon Blackmore’s night
Silver
4U blackbear
The silent forest KHBBS
Look what I found
Your Guardian Angel
Arabella arctic monkeys
Sing me to sleep
Come as you are
Bitter water
Sebek
I’ll make a man out of you
Sine from above
Soldier, poet, king
Goodnight demon slayer Aurelio voltaire
Things I’ll never say
If I killed someone for you
A sadness runs through him the hoosiers
A thousand years
Akatsuki Arrival the last note
Ama no jaku 164
Karakuri pierrot 40mP
In your eyes
The Dorms
Diasomnia- Lacrimosa
Savanaclaw- stronger
Scarabia- The weekend whip
Pomefiore- cooler then me or Candy store
Ignihyde- Bap- oral cigarettes
Octavinelle- Black Sea
Heartslabyul- In a world of my own
First Year Gang
Greek tragedy by the wombats
Heroes
Back in school by mother mother
All my heroes by naeleck
Friends on the other side (Thomas sanders)
Mad at Disney
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yandereaffections · 4 years
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My Yandere Playlist ❤
Youtube Playlist
SAD! - XXXTENTACION
R U Mine? - Arctic Monkeys
I Wanna Be Yours - Arctic Monkeys
Nothing Fucks With My Baby (NFWMB) - Hozier
It Will Come Back - Hozier
Caress Your Soul - Sticky Fingers
Bottom of The Deep Blue Sea - MISSIO
Shape of You (rock cover) - NateWantsToBattle
Happy Days - GHOST
Sarcasm - Get Scared
You’re so Creepy - Ghost Town
Nicotine - Panic! at The Disco
Baby Came Home - The Neighbourhood
Cant Get Over You - Joji
Sticks and Stones - The Pierces
Another Way Out - Hollywood Undead
Super Psycho Love - Simon Curtis
The Wolf - SIAMES
Lurk - The Neighbourhood
Mother Murder - Hollywood Undead
All i Want For Christmas is You (minor key) - Chase Holfelder
Love Me, Love Me, Love Me (osomatsu-san) - Koco
Depression and Obsession - XXXTENTACION 
Piece of Art (gumi) - KIRA
Boy in Luv - BTS
Monster - EXO 
Revenge - XXXTENTACION
Crush - Tessa Violet
Is That Alright? - Ashe
Voodoo - Get Scared
Tonight you belong to me -  Joseph Vincent
Pacify Her - Melanie Martinez
Training Wheels - Melanie Martinez
High Enough - K. Flay
Obsession & Monster mashup - EXO
Obsession - EXO
Obsessed With You - The Orion Experience 
My Strange Addiction - Billie Eilish 
Overdose - EXO
If I Killed Someone for you - Alec Benjamin
Happy Together - Slothrust
Trouble - Cage The Elephant
Line Without a Hook - Ricky Montgomery
The Beach - The Neighborhood
All I got - Oliver Tree
High - SIVIK
I Dont Want to Set the World on Fire - The Ink Spots
Saccharine - Jazmine Bean
Lovefool - The Cardigans 
Yandere - Jazmine Bean
Neighbor - Mother Mother
Love Taste - Moe Shop
Terrible Things - Brick + Mortar
I Wanna Be Your Girlfriend - Girl In Red
Video Games - The Young Professionals 
Make You Mine - PUBLIC 
Scary Love - The Neighborhood
My Bloody Valentine - P!ATD
Best Friend - Rex Orange Country 
I Could Be Yours - Hozier 
Love Of - Hozier 
Nothing Fucks With My Baby- WLW Version Hozier
Meant To Be Yours - Heathers The Musical
The Devil Within - Digital Daggers
Cupids Chokehold - Gym Class Heroes
Lo Que Siento - Cuco
Maniac - Conan Gray
I Miss You So - Salami Rose Joe Louis 
Like You Do - Joji
Ill keep you safe - Sagun ft Shiloh
Highschool Sweethearts - Melanie Martinez
Do i wanna know? - Arctic Monkeys 
The Zombie Song - Stephanie mabey
Beggin - Madcon
Blood - Hozier
BEcause - Dreamcatcher
Trigger of Love - JAWNY
I Do Adore - Mindy Gledhill
Never Ever Getting Rid of Me - The Waitress
Dark Red - Steve Lacy
Heat Waves - Glass Animals 
You Know Me Too Well - Nothing But Thieves 
Pork Soda - Glass Animals
I Love You So - The Walters
Baby Dont Stop - NCT U
Domestic Bliss - Glass Animals
After Dark - Mr. Kitty
I Want You - Mitski
DNA - BTS
All i want is you - Rebzyyx
Boyfriend - Dove cameron
Crazy over you - BlackPink
100 ways - Jackson Wang
Bad Drugs - King Kavalier & ChrisLee
I WANNA BE YOUR SLAVE - Maneskin
Darling - MARETU
If i cant have you - Shawn Mendes
Perverted - Elita Harkov
In my Room - Insane Clown Posse
Cant pretend - Tom Odell
Painkiller - Three Days Grace
Adore you - Harry Styles
My love will never die - Hozier
Let you break my heart again - Laufey
Skeleton Appreciation Day - Will Wood and the Tapeworms
Fool - Djo
Christmas Kids - ROAR
If looks could kill - Jeremy Shada
Fear and Delight - The Correspondents 
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gallickingun · 4 years
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pixxiesdust x kirishima || gallickingun matchups
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@pixxiesdust​ : MOE THIS IS SO AMAZING!!!! Congratulations again!!! I’m so happy for you! Your writing is wonderful and you truly deserve every single follower and so many more. Before I forget, I’m gonna choose the 🌸 emoji for the matchups ^u^ Could I please get a matchup for bnha? I go by Zebra, she/her, and I’d like to be paired up with a male partner c: I love to read and write, make edits, and play the flute! I swim and enjoy eating bubble tea, ramen, and sushi. I love pastel colors, and honestly all shades of blue. alskdjf I’ve never been on a date before •//• but I think the aquarium would be fun, to get to see all the sea animals and stuff! A little about my appearance: I have dark brown hair, but when I go out in the sun, you can see streaks of red in it. My eyes are dark brown as well. I’m 5’2” (a shortie, I know haha). As for my personality, I think I’m generally pretty friendly and can get along well with others! I’m probably an ambivert that leans more toward being an extrovert. I always want to do things well and can have a bit of a competitive streak (though I try not to be mean about it.) And I think that’s it! al;ksdjf oh my gosh I think that’s a lot. Thank you so much for being willing to do these done (and feel free to do mine at the end if you’re getting a lot, I don’t mind waiting!) Love you lots, Moe!
Zeb, you have my whole entire heart! Thank you so much for participating, and thank you so very much for being a wonderful friend and helping me out with bookclub so much! And just in general being a kind, caring, encouraging person that anyone can rely one! I hope you like this 💕
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― I think you and Kirishima both have a wonderful, boisterous energy that could be very complimentary! You would enjoy having a good time together, whether it’s staying in and watching tv, or heading out and doing a stroll through town.  ― Kirishima would be naturally drawn to your kind nature, and it would be easy for you two to go from friends to lovers, as naturally as breathing. Kiri needs someone who he can trust as his lifelong partner, and who better than someone he’s been able to be himself with for so long?! ― You are encouraging, and sometimes Kirishima needs that boost of confidence and reassurance. You’re always there to remind him that he’s a wonderful hero, and an amazing partner.
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❁ Kirishima would love to encourage all of your interests! Even after a long day of hero duties, he’d always ask you what you’d done with your day - had you learned a new song? Had you done some digital design? Was there a new idea for a book flitting around in your head? No matter how many new things you try, Kirishima is always there to support you in whatever capacity he can. 
❁ He loves taking you on spontaneous dates. Once you’re both free for a weekend, he’ll pick you up without telling you where he’s taking you - all he’ll give you is a dress code. Warm, cold, jacket or no jacket, etc. He manages to get you tickets to the zoo, the aquarium, some sports game that you end up eating more than paying attention, and even a musical or a concert. Kirishima loves seeing the way your eyes light up when you get to your destination, and he loves the way you hug him around the neck and hold his hand so tightly for the rest of the night. 
❁ Piggy. Back. Rides. Kiri adores it when you get a little sleepy or a little agitated, because it means he can lean down and scoop you up into his arms, or nudge you onto his back. He’s so strong, and he loves it when you depend on him. It makes him feel very special, and his pride swells when you latch onto him and rest your chin on his shoulder, and his heart rolls around violently in his chest when you press a kiss to his cheek or the crown of his head or his shoulder. Kirishima especially finds it adorable when you fall asleep still clung to him like a koala bear, and he tries very hard not to jostle you too much when he finally gets you home and in bed.
❁ The two of you love to have little competitions going. Nothing serious, because you don’t want to strain your relationship, but this is something that starts out when you’re friends. Who can get to class first, who can make the best sandwich, who can win the most card games, etc. You both love the way it riles you up, getting your adrenaline going, but you can still laugh when it’s all over. The loser always has to buy dinner, but the winner buys dessert. 
❁ Because of his hero patrol duties, Kirishima knows the best hole-in-the-wall eateries. Ramen, dumplings, noodles, sushi - you name it, he knows it. Fatgum teaches him the most cost effective places, and Kirishima makes sure to take you to a new place each month. You have your favorites - the ramen shack just outside of town, the sushi joint beside the bus station - but you’re not afraid to jump out of your comfort zone. And besides, even if you hate the food, Kirishima will eat your plate clean so you don’t have to feel bad. 
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You push yourself further up his back, pointing up toward the sky where there’s a monkey starting to swing around on the vines near the top of the enclosure, “Ei, look!”
Kirishima is careful not to jostle you too much, his arms wrapped firmly around your thighs, the edges of his thumbs brushing against the inner parts of your legs in the most tender way, it makes your heart melt within your chest. He chuckles, leaning into your touch as you brush your knuckles along his jawline, “I see it, babe. Pretty cool, huh? Do you want to go on the safari still?”
“Duh!” You’re a giggling mess in his ear, tucking your face into his neck as he starts the trek towards the safari bus line. With the smallest angling of your face, you’re able to kiss him on the cheek, “Thank you for bringing me here,” you murmur, just loud enough for him to hear, “I know you’re trying to cheer me up.”
“Is it working?” his lips are curled into a smirk turned smile, ruby red irises glinting in the afternoon sunlight. You kiss the corner of his mouth, the fullness of his lips barely out of reach from where you’re latched onto his back. “Of course it is, hero. Thank you.”
Kirishima readjusts you against his hips, securing his hold as he passes through the crowd, “Anything for my girl, yeah? I know this week has been kind of tough on you, and I just wanted us to get away for a day. I hope between the slurpee, the animals, and the safari, you feel at least a little bit better.”
You mock contemplation in your features, tapping your chin with your index finger, raising your brows as you look to the right of him so you don’t break your smooth expression by seeing the humor in his gaze, “I dunno. I think I might need an ice cream cone, and then we’ll see how I’m feeling.”
“Yeah?” He shakes his head, the gruff timbre of his laughter shuddering against your body, making your heart flip, “I think that can be arranged.”
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shiftyskip · 6 years
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My Grandpa’s Diary- Pete Rakiewicz
Keep in mind this is boring. My grandpa didn’t do much during the World War. He didn’t jump out of an airplane, drop bombs, or kill anyone. He owned a monkey named Cheetah (because she cheated at cards) and killed time. But war isn’t always insteresting, sometimes it’s boring one side.
But I found his diary and it’s one of the only things of his other than his wartime harmonica than I have left of him. I thought I’d share it with you.
4/7/45 Saturday
It's been one full year on this island today (Oh, Brother)
Orientation at 1300 hours. Played poker, won about seven bucks. Took a shower, shaved, washed items of clothes, & brushed teeth - all in 20 min. Wrote a 3-pager to Pugs. Listened to Hit Parade. No. 1 song, Accentuate the Positive, was sung by Lawrence Tibbetts & it was murder no end! Sold ½ case of beer for Four Checks. Hit the hay at lights out.
4/8/45 Sunday
Went to church & communion, made Easter duty, last service of Father Neagle. Rec'd letters from Janie & Marion & 2 from Pugs. Wrote to Janie & Marion. Had tough time getting a vehicle from motor pool. Drove down to hospital to see Bearman, stayed 10 min, returned to area in time to see movie "And Now Tomorrow" starring Alan Ladd & Loretta Young. Did some bookkeeping. Hit the hay just before lights out.
4/9/45 Monday
Read Time, Look, Pic, Yank magazines. Forgot Novena & class in practical electricity. Rec'd letters from Johnny & Pugs. Wrote Pugs a 3-pager. Drank one beer just before lights out. Insect made noise like a riveting machine, spent 15 min. tracking it down with flash-light, threw pest out the door. Hit the hay no earlier than 2330 hours.
4/10/45Tuesday
Read new Time magazine. Watched part of basketball game - then the lights all over the place dimmed out - generator trouble. Saw movie "Ministry of Fear" with Ray Milland & Marjorie Reynolds - she sure is a sharp looker. That's against my motto 'cause I don't go for blondes. Wrote to Johnny. Hit the hay at 2230.
4/11/45 Wednesday
BUSY DAY - BUSY DAY
Used rake on movie area. Grenade range - expended but one, which took up rest of morning. Miller, our driver, nearly got done away with thru his own carelessness of course. He pulled ring, released lever, prepared to throw it while it was sizzling. Lucky for him he didn't hold it long enough to explode.Socked the new punching bag till my arms nearly fell off. Put together the parts & pieces of a grenade to keep as a souvenir.
4/11/45
Saw good movie "Hollywood Canteen" with millions of stars & Joan Leslie & Bob Hutton. She's awfully nice-looking -- my ideal of a girl friend. Was part of a general discussion session which was held after the movie in the mess hall. C.O. gave main points on TDRR&R & rotation. Questions asked were answered to the best of his ability. My choice was TDRR&R, the technical army name which in all respects is just a furlough with immediate return to same overseas outfit. Hit the hay at 2310 hours.
4/12/45 Thursday
Mess hall inspected by a General (Gilbreath) was not to his liking. Later, Bn, C.O. looked it over and also found it the same way. Fixed water barrels. Sprayed oil to kill grass around our barracks. Went to movie, saw"Greenwich Village" (Don Ameche - Vivian Blaine), "The Fighting Lady" story of a carrier narrated by Lt. Bob Taylor, U.S.N.R. a short on the birth of a B-29 Superfort. Wrote 3-pager to Pugs. Hit the hay at 2310 hours.
4/13/45 Friday
Last nights movie took in more than three hours. During the night, a detail worked on mess hall so it could pass the inspection tomorrow. Col. Trower is expected to be the inspector. Cleaned our barracks also for the inspection & we better pass 'cause I sure don't like working on Sunday. Punched the bag again till the arms nearly fell off. Finished Lesson 12 in bkkg. It's ready for mailing. Had a slight storm, rain came in sudden burst came in buckets and just sudden it stopped. Wonderful place for fishes in this place. Saw movie "Mark of the Whistler", Richard Dix. It was sort of a stinkeroo, just as bad as Lawrence Tibbett's singing. Wrote a two-pager to Bob's folks in answer to the letter of theirs that I received today. Have yet to write to the kid bro. Hit the hay at 2240 hours.
4/14/45 Saturday
Read "Valley of Silent Men" novel - pretty good.
Author James Oliver Curwood. Orientation 1300 hours. Passed inspection. which is a mystery to me. Paid in advance for Monday's beer. 6 bucks. Indulged in poker, came out a little ahead. Saw movie "Dark Waters" Merle Oberon, Franchot Tone - Fair. Missed Hit Parade. Listened to records in orderly room instead. Hit the hay sometime after 2300 hours.
4/15/45 Sunday
Yesterday received two letters one each from Pugs and Mom. Mom said she mailed radio & extra tubes to me, April 4. Dick may go home on leave (I hope so). Went to church, new priest, Father Kuhn.
Played softball, won 9-8 in extra inning. I stunk. Had three ice creams at P.X. Bought two Park lighters. Indulged in poker, came out a little ahead. Washed clothes. Didn't shave 'cause my face was a bit sunburned from this morning's softball game. Intended to take pictures but time flew too fast. Saw "Winged Victory" - fair. Should write a letter to Mom & to Pug but I'm too tired. Hit the hay at 2230 hours.
4/16/45 Monday
Stood memorial parade in honor of president's death. Had most of morning off, in which time I had my picture taken 3 times. Wrote to Dick, to Mom & a three-pager to Pugs. Had ice cream & cokes at P.X. Missed half of Novena. Saw movie "Rainbow Island" Dorothy Lamour & Eddie Bracken - fair. Hit the hay right at lights out.
4/17/45 Tuesday
Bought four tubes of Ipana, my favorite tooth paste, yes, yes. Watched basketball game. Bn won. It's about time the M.P.'s got beat. Saw movie "One Body Too Many" with Jack Haley, Jean Parker - fair. Wrote to Frank Powers. Hit the hay at 2130 hours.
4/18/45 Wednesday
For dinner we fried ourselves a steak with french fried potatoes & onions. Toasted my bread a bit and everything went swell with the beer I had stacked away. Didn't get any ice cream -- the line at the P.X. was from here to Madison Ave. Group was alerted last week, been packing ever since. Saw movie "I'll Remember April", Gloria Jean growed-up to nice proportions - fair. Played pinochle. Hit the hay at 2245 hours.
4/19/45 Thursday
Third time this week we had fresh sunny-side-up eggs. Had two bits worth of ice cream & coke. Sprayed oil to kill grass around barracks. Received letter each from Pugs, Mom, & Treble. Wrote a three-pager to Pugs. Gave five beers to Joe Bucher for nix on account of two of his buddies came to see him. Hit the hay no earlier than 2200 hours.
4/20/45 Friday
Wrote to Trebie. Saw movie "Keys of the Kingdom" Gregory Peck, Thomas Mitchell. Good, something on the order of "Going My Way." Had a bull session of memories on things we remembered most from back home. Hit the hay at lights out but didn't start chasing forty winks until about 2340 hours. Two pictures were good from the two rolls that were taken Sunday & Monday. (Give me strength)
4/21/45 Saturday
Read Reader's Digest. Orientation 1300 hours. Played softball against the officers, trimmed 'em alive. For myself I got one good double & a fielder's choice. Score 12-2. Washed a stack of clothes. No movie tonight for a change. Indulged in poker, was going O.K. till Kraft sat beside me. Then I lost 7 bucks. Forgot to listen to Hit Parade. Hit the hay at lights out.
4/22/45 Sunday
Went to church - 0830. Straightened my junk. Borrowed camera from Biff because we were doubtful about Bob's. Took pictures, one whole roll. Wrote to Bob's aunt & uncle in answer to letters of theirs I received yesterday. Heard Sammy Kayes's program. Turned in shoes for salvage. Got a serum shot in left arm. Hit the hay just at lights out.
4/29/45 Sunday
Co. now packing boxes. Special details only went out to work. Worked fifteen & one-half hours on Tuesday. Sprayed D.D.T. on clothes. Bought turtle-shell necklace for seven bucks - it's for Pugs. We were all set to move but the ship isn't docked as yet. Church service was given by a missionary, performed in our chapel. Been playing poker all along and I either won or came out even. Hope it continues to my benefit. All during the week we had it pretty easy - except MON. & Tues. when we tried to get ready for moving.
5/6/45 Sunday
Received letters from Janie, Bob, Moe, Bob's folks and Helen. Answered all except three of four from Pugs. Turned in roll of film to be developed next Tuesday. Saw quite a lot of movies - among them "Kismet" & "Murder My Sweet" - both were good. Received picture from Sailor Dick - he's changed a bit already. Also got a letter from Mom. It has to be answered today, Sunday. Haven't received radio as yet -- but I guess it's due in this week. Had training lectures all last week with afternoons off. Calisthenics gave me sore muscles - cadence exercise for twenty minutes all last week, Due to see "Guest in the House" tonight. Reveille was changed from 5:30 to 6:30 - good deal. Movie was changed to "Here Comes the Waves". Golly, that Bing can sing! Answered Mom's letter.
5/7/45 Monday
Played poker, lost a few bucks, then won to get back to my original thirty-five. Saw "Guest In the House" starring Ann Baxter, Ralph Bellamy - good picture, she did a nice bit of acting. Had more of same stuff of last week. Forgot to mention we had from seven to ten shots in the last ten days.
5/9/45 Wednesday
Packed all our stuff & equipment, emptied the barracks. The band played solid for us right in front of our company. Went to see three-fourths of "A Tree Grows in Brooklyn". Then we were called to the company area. Piled 100 fellows, duffel bags, packs etc. into cattle truck. Left at nine o'clock, boarded the Bluem Fontaine, a Dutch (?) ship, at ten.
5/10/45 Thursday
Docked at Tulagi in the morning. At sea sometime in the P.M. In the next two weeks we had air raid drills, exercises, long lines for P.X. & chow & you had to be a contortionist to find a decent place to park your carcass. Chow wasn't any too good. The hold was next to hell. I had five days of K.P. & it was murder.
5/24/45 Thurs.
Docked at Batangas, P.I. in anchorage. Hit the shore in "Ducks". Flips greeted us with joy. I caught a blister-rash which caused me a lot of agony. Made friends with Jon, Mary & Eusabio. Invited to a chicken dinner. It was good. The first three days we slept in pup tents - with centipedes crawling over our stomachs. Then we changed to pyramidals. The first thing I noticed was that most of the kids had jungle ulcers all over their legs. Then we moved to the Guadalupe ruins on the outskirts of Manila. It was another hill-camp almost like Guadalcanal.
6/4/45 to 7/16/45
Stayed in camp most of the time, saw quite o bit of movies. That lasted about 5 to 6 weeks. Then Ronnie introduced me to Lydia and you couldn't find me in camp. Her brother taught me basic tango and rhumba. Rec'd my radio in good condition. It came 7-7-45 or thereabouts. Also about this time, I rec'd the photo album from Pugs, filled it with pictures I had on hand.
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lesbian-octoling · 6 years
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How do you think Moe and other sentient fish in the Splatoon universe are able to swim in air. Is it even air????? Also what is your opinion of sea slugs as dogs. What is your explanation for Flo also being a sea slug? Does Flo have a slug form since slugs are malleable and easily changed like cephalopods?
1) Who? Moe????
2) Sea slugs as dogs are cute
3) Flo being a slug and the ‘pet’ sea slugs are different! Just like monkeys and humans, and inklings and “normal” squids (which are canonically seen as food), pet sea slugs and sentient sea slugs are different.
4) While they are malleable, they do not possess the same muscle and skin structure as cephalopods, so, no.
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Webkinz I want + names
I want so many. I may not acquire them all but I still like to name them.
I already named all them, even if I don’t have them yet!
As you can see, I like sweets.
Blue googles- Puddle Black and white cat- Cookie Striped cheeky cat- Smiley Signature Moose- Maple Syrup Panther- Phantom Grape soda pup- Fizzy Cream soda pup- Cream Colorsplash Tiger- Art Scribbles pup- Scribble Batik elephant- Pinky Pewter panda- Pewter Icy mist leopard- Mystery Porcupine- Thimble Pretty panda- Majesty Black panther- Onyx Plum porcupine- Plum Signature cougar- Link Smaller Signature Persian Cat- Mittens Tomato clownfish- Mango White mouse- Speck Black bear- Pancake Spotted frog- Jumper Shark- Fang Bottlenose dolphin- Sea Foam Arctic polar bear- Arctic Mud hippo- Cashew Dalmatian- Dotson Fennec Fox- Cheesecake Lil Googles- Chibi Lil Golden retriever- Sandy Basset hound- Droopy Canary- Sunshine Cardinal- Crimson Blue Jay- Bluesy St. Bernard- Leonard Gray cat- Donut Orange cat- Honey Sheep- Sheepish Polar bear- Mush Brown dog- Brownie Lamb- Cotton Velvety elephant- Velvet Longhorn steer- Walnut Blossom sea turtle- Sea Bloom Cheeky bunny- Cupcake Sugarplum cheeky monkey- Sugarplum Pink Punch cheeky dog- Pastry Berry cheeky monkey- Peachy Blueberry cheeky dog- Taffy Bubblegum cheeky cat- Gumball Alpine St. Bernard- Alpine Chow Chow- Tiramisu Pink Dalmatian- Gigi Jelly Bean Puppy- Beanie Patchy puppy- Patches Dreamy sheep- Lullaby Brown Arabian- Clementine Polka dot puppy- Sphere Pinto- Soybean White terrier- Terra Springbok- Savannah Majestic tiger- Sunrise Blue bay dolphin- Seamore Cotton candy puppy- Sugar Polar bear cub- Vanilla Black oriole- Parry Monkey- Tumble Elephant- Pam Robin- Rocky Purple goldfish- Eggplant Poodle- Marshmallow Pom Pom Kitty- Pompom Mocha pup- Cocoa Golden retriever- Sammy Chickadee- Sterling Sparkle penguin- Glider Triggerfish- Soda Pop Pink glitter fish- Glimmer Pink and white dog- Merengue Brilliant Bandit- Sheen Fox Terrier- Juan Bichon frise- Elise Desert hedgehog- Waffle Baby bunny- Bebe Horse- Moe Raccutie- Sweetie Pie Silversoft cat- Chipper Chocolate lab- Woody Brown sugar puppy- Cinnamon Salt and Pepper dalmatian- Disco Curly Camel- Curly Fries Gecko- Lizzy Hummingbird- Hummy African black rhino- Pebble Rhino- Denim Lilac guinea pig- Flowery German Shepherd- Ranger Panda- Dandan Charming panda- Peter Panda Chihuahua- Caramel Smaller signature sea turtle- Emerald Signature arctic hare- Chilly Signature African Wild Dog- Umber Signature Border terrier- Willow Signature marble cat- Donut Signature yellow lab- Sunflower Smaller signature gray tabby- Wisp Smaller signature lamb- Babble Signature Portuguese Water Dog- Pal Signature Asian Elephant- India Signature Harp Seal- Powder Snow
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My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be,Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me,Lefty? Yeah but that was alright,She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright,My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony,I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company,Ass like a donkey acting funky gave her "L" now she's a flunky,So my love for her died quicker than a batch of Sea Monkeys.
Who you know got stacks on deckSpendin’ every single dollar on some anime sex2D booty be my motive for those anime breastsLemme see you bend it over while I’m throwing all these checksThirteen with a waifu and dreamBut now, livin’ it big, with my moe mansion teamAll my moutos stayin’ green, while I’m pourin sippin leanAnd my shit stay fresh, so hot, so clean
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5 Movie Easter Eggs That Are Hidden In The Real World
Easter eggs aren’t just the delicious chocolate treats Jesus brought back from the afterlife. They’re also hidden tidbits of awesomeness for those patient enough to look in places like video games and DVDs (those pancake-shaped movie things we all used to love). Well, as it happens, even our crappy old planet has some fun pop culture goodies tucked away. Luckily for you, we’re here to save you the trouble of aimlessly wandering the globe, and simply tell you about how …
5
Someone Has A Friggin’ X-Wing In Their Backyard
One doesn’t typically encounter Star Wars props out in the wild, unless you count a food court as the wild and George Lucas as a prop. But thanks to social media’s ever-watchful, Sauron-like eye on our world, fans have spotted a full-sized X-Wing chilling in a random backyard, like some alternate version of The Last Jedi wherein Luke eschewed squatting in a filthy hut on an rocky island for sipping G&Ts poolside at a swank country estate.
Bing MapsHis neighbors aren’t fond of his way of retrieving milk.
Reddit users also shared photos of the iconic spacecraft, housed on private property in Oakton, Virginia. Since Star Wars enthusiasts aren’t known for their tact and reserve (see: Mark Hamill’s monthly Purell bill), some fans hiked out there to get a closer look. They at least kept a safe distance so as not to alert the homeowner’s security, which is presumably some kind of Rancor.
Unknown / r/StarWarsMost people come away muttering something about this not being the X-Wing they were looking for.
And if you’re wondering why R2-D2 hasn’t been in the Disney movies much, it’s probably because he’s apparently stuck in small-town Virginia.
Unknown / r/StarWarsHe’s gained some weight since the ’80s, and they’d have to call the fire department to pry him out.
It isn’t clear whether the ship is a fan-made replica or a priceless original prop that’s being left out in the rain, kind of the nerd equivalent of lighting a cigar with a $100 bill. But until the day garden gnomes pool their resources to take down a moon-sized battle station, it’s the coolest lawn ornament around.
4
Jason Voorhees Is Lurking In A Minnesota Lake
Movie monsters are typically found on the big screen, in the nightmares of children, and sometimes awkwardly popping by the occasional hip-hop video. So you can imagine it would be pretty unnerving to stumble across one in real life. Especially if it’s somewhere completely unexpected. Like, say, at the bottom of a lake.
Friday The 13th Part XIII: Jason Takes A Bath spoilers.
Yes, that’s everyone’s favorite hockey enthusiast turned undead murder fiend Jason Voorhees, best known for the Friday The 13th franchise. And while you might think that after seeing him in lame talk show appearances and myriad shitty sequels, Jason isn’t scary anymore, well, that’s probably because you never ran into him while scuba diving. Which is unfortunate, because some devoted fan/lunatic with access to a snorkel put a life-sized Jason statue deep in a lake in Crosby, Minnesota.
The reason, other than the fact that it’s inherently funny to give divers involuntary diarrhea? The lake in question is called “Crystal Lake,” as in the same name as the lake from Friday The 13th. And since pulling off this stunt at the original filming location would involve dragging a corpse-like dummy through a herd of impressionable Boy Scouts, going with some random Minnesota lake with the same name seems like a good strategy.
Jason has been underwater since 2013, and more recent footage shows that he’s starting to look a little waterlogged and gross, like that Sea Monkey you left to rot in your childhood bedroom. Still, he remains, complete with his machete and anchored by a chain — seemingly a reference to the end of Friday The 13th Part VI, in which he is similarly restrained at the bottom Crystal Lake, not unlike David Blaine.
Only more emotive.
Of course, in the movies, Jason is later freed from the lake, goes on several more killing sprees, and is eventually frozen and resurrected in space in Jason X. So whoever this hilarious prankster is, he’d better get some NASA credentials ASAP if he wants to keep up with canon.
3
You Can Visit A Full Recreation Of Star Trek‘s Original Set In A Mall
Who among us hasn’t dreamt of visiting the starship Enterprise from Star Trek? It has a big-screen TV, luxurious apartments, and in later iterations, you could get hammered at a bar tended by Whoopi Goldberg. Well, it turns out you can visit the original Kirk-era Enterprise. All you have to do is trek to … a strip mall in upstate New York.
Where no man has (willingly) gone before.
Located in Ticonderoga is the “Star Trek Original Series Set Tour,” which from the outside looks like an auto body shop run by sci-fi nerds. But on the inside, you step into a shockingly detailed replica of the original Enterprise set. Exciting for fans and disappointing for family road-trippers who only stopped in to use the bathroom that doesn’t exist in the 23rd century.
CBS
CBS
CBSNo one will notice if you “go” in the Tribble room, though.
The tour has everything from the Sick Bay to the Transporter Room, even Kirk’s bedroom — though for authenticity’s sake, they should really add a half-naked green-skinned woman hiding behind a houseplant as you enter.
CBS
CBSThe sheets are completely stiff for some reason.
And of course, no Enterprise would be complete without the glorified man cave that is the Bridge. Guests can even take a seat in a replica Kirk’s chair. That sucker is so convincing that you can practically smell the space STDs wafting off it.
CBS
CBSWait, no, that’s normal New York air.
This Enterprise was built by Trek super-fan (and professional Elvis impersonator) James Cawley, who personally, painstakingly recreated the iconic set himself. The results were so successful that the real Captain Kirk, William Shatner, is set to visit Ticonderoga this spring. And if you can’t make it there in time, keep in mind that this is William Shatner we’re talking about, so it’s possible he’ll decide to live there from now on.
2
There’s A Secret Harry Potter-Themed Menu At Starbucks (Sort Of)
Apart from the occasional authoritarian puppet government controlled by a shadowy cabal of evil wizards, the Harry Potter universe sounds like a fun place to live in. Sadly, you can’t transport yourself to that world of witches and wizards, no matter how many filthy subway walls you run into. The closest we’ve gotten are the theme parks, which are impressive if you can imagine that all the Hogwarts students took Polyjuice Potion to make themselves look like sweaty, tank-top-clad American tourists.
Thankfully, there is one way to get a taste of the Potter-verse in your day-to-day life, thanks to an unsuspecting giant corporation. For those who want a taste of wizard food but aren’t able to schlep out to Orlando or Hollywood, fans have put together a secret Harry Potter menu for Starbucks. Of course, this isn’t an official part of the chain’s menu, but rather a kind of “hack” concocted by people who know more about syrup than computers.
Also, diabetes. But, like, magical diabetes!
Because Starbucks employees are mandated to cater to whatever insane whims their customers demand, modifying drinks isn’t irregular. So if you look up the recipe online, you can go in and order, say, a Butterbeer Frappuccino, or a glass of Pumpkin Juice. And they totally have to make it for you. It’s like magic, if magic was powered by making customer service jobs even more frustrating.
Still, it’s a fun way to make going to a familiar chain into something magical. And unless you want to pretend that McNuggets are made of Thestral meat, it’s really your best option at this point.
1
Moe’s Tavern From The Simpsons Exists In Argentina
If porn parodies have taught us anything, it’s that The Simpsons would be a brain-melting nightmare in real life, but that hasn’t stopped some from attempting to import parts of Springfield into our world. We’ve previously talked about how Simpsons fandom in Spain led to Homer-themed donut shops and the legally-in-the-clear “Krasty Burger.” Apparently, Argentina didn’t want to be left out of the copyright-infringing fun, because Moe’s Tavern totally popped up in the suburbs of Buenos Aires.
(Martin Rodrguez y Laprida) Ituzaingo, Buenos Aires, Argentina El mejor pas del mundo pic.twitter.com/dcPASmCnnC
– Lenny (@LeonardoPuw) October 5, 2017
Originally, the idea was to take an old rundown mechanic’s shop and turn it into a bar. And if you’re building a bar from scratch anyway, why not make it a famous cartoon bar?
This version of Moe looks like he’s way more into CrossFit, though.
Even the interior was supposed to evoke Homer’s favorite watering hole. Unfortunately, it turns out that Fox is a bit of a stickler for intellectual property rights, and they put the kibosh on the project. They probably should have gone the Krasty Burger route and called it Toe’s Mavern or something. So now there’s just a Moe’s Tavern-shaped house in the ‘burbs for basically no reason.
This isn’t even the first time someone used bootleg Simpsons merch in order to get fans loaded. Counterfeit versions of Homer’s beer of choice, Duff, have been circulating in numerous South American countries for years. There was even a Duff beer festival featuring a performance from “the beautiful Duff girls”.
You (yes, you) should follow JM on Twitter, or check out the podcast Rewatchability.
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5 Movie Easter Eggs That Are Hidden In The Real World
Easter eggs aren’t just the delicious chocolate treats Jesus brought back from the afterlife. They’re also hidden tidbits of awesomeness for those patient enough to look in places like video games and DVDs (those pancake-shaped movie things we all used to love). Well, as it happens, even our crappy old planet has some fun pop culture goodies tucked away. Luckily for you, we’re here to save you the trouble of aimlessly wandering the globe, and simply tell you about how …
5
Someone Has A Friggin’ X-Wing In Their Backyard
One doesn’t typically encounter Star Wars props out in the wild, unless you count a food court as the wild and George Lucas as a prop. But thanks to social media’s ever-watchful, Sauron-like eye on our world, fans have spotted a full-sized X-Wing chilling in a random backyard, like some alternate version of The Last Jedi wherein Luke eschewed squatting in a filthy hut on an rocky island for sipping G&Ts poolside at a swank country estate.
Bing MapsHis neighbors aren’t fond of his way of retrieving milk.
Reddit users also shared photos of the iconic spacecraft, housed on private property in Oakton, Virginia. Since Star Wars enthusiasts aren’t known for their tact and reserve (see: Mark Hamill’s monthly Purell bill), some fans hiked out there to get a closer look. They at least kept a safe distance so as not to alert the homeowner’s security, which is presumably some kind of Rancor.
Unknown / r/StarWarsMost people come away muttering something about this not being the X-Wing they were looking for.
And if you’re wondering why R2-D2 hasn’t been in the Disney movies much, it’s probably because he’s apparently stuck in small-town Virginia.
Unknown / r/StarWarsHe’s gained some weight since the ’80s, and they’d have to call the fire department to pry him out.
It isn’t clear whether the ship is a fan-made replica or a priceless original prop that’s being left out in the rain, kind of the nerd equivalent of lighting a cigar with a $100 bill. But until the day garden gnomes pool their resources to take down a moon-sized battle station, it’s the coolest lawn ornament around.
4
Jason Voorhees Is Lurking In A Minnesota Lake
Movie monsters are typically found on the big screen, in the nightmares of children, and sometimes awkwardly popping by the occasional hip-hop video. So you can imagine it would be pretty unnerving to stumble across one in real life. Especially if it’s somewhere completely unexpected. Like, say, at the bottom of a lake.
Friday The 13th Part XIII: Jason Takes A Bath spoilers.
Yes, that’s everyone’s favorite hockey enthusiast turned undead murder fiend Jason Voorhees, best known for the Friday The 13th franchise. And while you might think that after seeing him in lame talk show appearances and myriad shitty sequels, Jason isn’t scary anymore, well, that’s probably because you never ran into him while scuba diving. Which is unfortunate, because some devoted fan/lunatic with access to a snorkel put a life-sized Jason statue deep in a lake in Crosby, Minnesota.
The reason, other than the fact that it’s inherently funny to give divers involuntary diarrhea? The lake in question is called “Crystal Lake,” as in the same name as the lake from Friday The 13th. And since pulling off this stunt at the original filming location would involve dragging a corpse-like dummy through a herd of impressionable Boy Scouts, going with some random Minnesota lake with the same name seems like a good strategy.
Jason has been underwater since 2013, and more recent footage shows that he’s starting to look a little waterlogged and gross, like that Sea Monkey you left to rot in your childhood bedroom. Still, he remains, complete with his machete and anchored by a chain — seemingly a reference to the end of Friday The 13th Part VI, in which he is similarly restrained at the bottom Crystal Lake, not unlike David Blaine.
Only more emotive.
Of course, in the movies, Jason is later freed from the lake, goes on several more killing sprees, and is eventually frozen and resurrected in space in Jason X. So whoever this hilarious prankster is, he’d better get some NASA credentials ASAP if he wants to keep up with canon.
3
You Can Visit A Full Recreation Of Star Trek‘s Original Set In A Mall
Who among us hasn’t dreamt of visiting the starship Enterprise from Star Trek? It has a big-screen TV, luxurious apartments, and in later iterations, you could get hammered at a bar tended by Whoopi Goldberg. Well, it turns out you can visit the original Kirk-era Enterprise. All you have to do is trek to … a strip mall in upstate New York.
Where no man has (willingly) gone before.
Located in Ticonderoga is the “Star Trek Original Series Set Tour,” which from the outside looks like an auto body shop run by sci-fi nerds. But on the inside, you step into a shockingly detailed replica of the original Enterprise set. Exciting for fans and disappointing for family road-trippers who only stopped in to use the bathroom that doesn’t exist in the 23rd century.
CBS
CBS
CBSNo one will notice if you “go” in the Tribble room, though.
The tour has everything from the Sick Bay to the Transporter Room, even Kirk’s bedroom — though for authenticity’s sake, they should really add a half-naked green-skinned woman hiding behind a houseplant as you enter.
CBS
CBSThe sheets are completely stiff for some reason.
And of course, no Enterprise would be complete without the glorified man cave that is the Bridge. Guests can even take a seat in a replica Kirk’s chair. That sucker is so convincing that you can practically smell the space STDs wafting off it.
CBS
CBSWait, no, that’s normal New York air.
This Enterprise was built by Trek super-fan (and professional Elvis impersonator) James Cawley, who personally, painstakingly recreated the iconic set himself. The results were so successful that the real Captain Kirk, William Shatner, is set to visit Ticonderoga this spring. And if you can’t make it there in time, keep in mind that this is William Shatner we’re talking about, so it’s possible he’ll decide to live there from now on.
2
There’s A Secret Harry Potter-Themed Menu At Starbucks (Sort Of)
Apart from the occasional authoritarian puppet government controlled by a shadowy cabal of evil wizards, the Harry Potter universe sounds like a fun place to live in. Sadly, you can’t transport yourself to that world of witches and wizards, no matter how many filthy subway walls you run into. The closest we’ve gotten are the theme parks, which are impressive if you can imagine that all the Hogwarts students took Polyjuice Potion to make themselves look like sweaty, tank-top-clad American tourists.
Thankfully, there is one way to get a taste of the Potter-verse in your day-to-day life, thanks to an unsuspecting giant corporation. For those who want a taste of wizard food but aren’t able to schlep out to Orlando or Hollywood, fans have put together a secret Harry Potter menu for Starbucks. Of course, this isn’t an official part of the chain’s menu, but rather a kind of “hack” concocted by people who know more about syrup than computers.
Also, diabetes. But, like, magical diabetes!
Because Starbucks employees are mandated to cater to whatever insane whims their customers demand, modifying drinks isn’t irregular. So if you look up the recipe online, you can go in and order, say, a Butterbeer Frappuccino, or a glass of Pumpkin Juice. And they totally have to make it for you. It’s like magic, if magic was powered by making customer service jobs even more frustrating.
Still, it’s a fun way to make going to a familiar chain into something magical. And unless you want to pretend that McNuggets are made of Thestral meat, it’s really your best option at this point.
1
Moe’s Tavern From The Simpsons Exists In Argentina
If porn parodies have taught us anything, it’s that The Simpsons would be a brain-melting nightmare in real life, but that hasn’t stopped some from attempting to import parts of Springfield into our world. We’ve previously talked about how Simpsons fandom in Spain led to Homer-themed donut shops and the legally-in-the-clear “Krasty Burger.” Apparently, Argentina didn’t want to be left out of the copyright-infringing fun, because Moe’s Tavern totally popped up in the suburbs of Buenos Aires.
(Martin Rodrguez y Laprida) Ituzaingo, Buenos Aires, Argentina El mejor pas del mundo pic.twitter.com/dcPASmCnnC
– Lenny (@LeonardoPuw) October 5, 2017
Originally, the idea was to take an old rundown mechanic’s shop and turn it into a bar. And if you’re building a bar from scratch anyway, why not make it a famous cartoon bar?
This version of Moe looks like he’s way more into CrossFit, though.
Even the interior was supposed to evoke Homer’s favorite watering hole. Unfortunately, it turns out that Fox is a bit of a stickler for intellectual property rights, and they put the kibosh on the project. They probably should have gone the Krasty Burger route and called it Toe’s Mavern or something. So now there’s just a Moe’s Tavern-shaped house in the ‘burbs for basically no reason.
This isn’t even the first time someone used bootleg Simpsons merch in order to get fans loaded. Counterfeit versions of Homer’s beer of choice, Duff, have been circulating in numerous South American countries for years. There was even a Duff beer festival featuring a performance from “the beautiful Duff girls”.
You (yes, you) should follow JM on Twitter, or check out the podcast Rewatchability.
Get to writing in your own fun Easter Eggs with a beginner’s guide to Celtx.
Support Cracked’s journalism with a visit to our Contribution Page. Please and thank you.
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5 Movie Easter Eggs That Are Hidden In The Real World
Easter eggs aren’t just the delicious chocolate treats Jesus brought back from the afterlife. They’re also hidden tidbits of awesomeness for those patient enough to look in places like video games and DVDs (those pancake-shaped movie things we all used to love). Well, as it happens, even our crappy old planet has some fun pop culture goodies tucked away. Luckily for you, we’re here to save you the trouble of aimlessly wandering the globe, and simply tell you about how …
5
Someone Has A Friggin’ X-Wing In Their Backyard
One doesn’t typically encounter Star Wars props out in the wild, unless you count a food court as the wild and George Lucas as a prop. But thanks to social media’s ever-watchful, Sauron-like eye on our world, fans have spotted a full-sized X-Wing chilling in a random backyard, like some alternate version of The Last Jedi wherein Luke eschewed squatting in a filthy hut on an rocky island for sipping G&Ts poolside at a swank country estate.
Bing MapsHis neighbors aren’t fond of his way of retrieving milk.
Reddit users also shared photos of the iconic spacecraft, housed on private property in Oakton, Virginia. Since Star Wars enthusiasts aren’t known for their tact and reserve (see: Mark Hamill’s monthly Purell bill), some fans hiked out there to get a closer look. They at least kept a safe distance so as not to alert the homeowner’s security, which is presumably some kind of Rancor.
Unknown / r/StarWarsMost people come away muttering something about this not being the X-Wing they were looking for.
And if you’re wondering why R2-D2 hasn’t been in the Disney movies much, it’s probably because he’s apparently stuck in small-town Virginia.
Unknown / r/StarWarsHe’s gained some weight since the ’80s, and they’d have to call the fire department to pry him out.
It isn’t clear whether the ship is a fan-made replica or a priceless original prop that’s being left out in the rain, kind of the nerd equivalent of lighting a cigar with a $100 bill. But until the day garden gnomes pool their resources to take down a moon-sized battle station, it’s the coolest lawn ornament around.
4
Jason Voorhees Is Lurking In A Minnesota Lake
Movie monsters are typically found on the big screen, in the nightmares of children, and sometimes awkwardly popping by the occasional hip-hop video. So you can imagine it would be pretty unnerving to stumble across one in real life. Especially if it’s somewhere completely unexpected. Like, say, at the bottom of a lake.
Friday The 13th Part XIII: Jason Takes A Bath spoilers.
Yes, that’s everyone’s favorite hockey enthusiast turned undead murder fiend Jason Voorhees, best known for the Friday The 13th franchise. And while you might think that after seeing him in lame talk show appearances and myriad shitty sequels, Jason isn’t scary anymore, well, that’s probably because you never ran into him while scuba diving. Which is unfortunate, because some devoted fan/lunatic with access to a snorkel put a life-sized Jason statue deep in a lake in Crosby, Minnesota.
The reason, other than the fact that it’s inherently funny to give divers involuntary diarrhea? The lake in question is called “Crystal Lake,” as in the same name as the lake from Friday The 13th. And since pulling off this stunt at the original filming location would involve dragging a corpse-like dummy through a herd of impressionable Boy Scouts, going with some random Minnesota lake with the same name seems like a good strategy.
Jason has been underwater since 2013, and more recent footage shows that he’s starting to look a little waterlogged and gross, like that Sea Monkey you left to rot in your childhood bedroom. Still, he remains, complete with his machete and anchored by a chain — seemingly a reference to the end of Friday The 13th Part VI, in which he is similarly restrained at the bottom Crystal Lake, not unlike David Blaine.
Only more emotive.
Of course, in the movies, Jason is later freed from the lake, goes on several more killing sprees, and is eventually frozen and resurrected in space in Jason X. So whoever this hilarious prankster is, he’d better get some NASA credentials ASAP if he wants to keep up with canon.
3
You Can Visit A Full Recreation Of Star Trek‘s Original Set In A Mall
Who among us hasn’t dreamt of visiting the starship Enterprise from Star Trek? It has a big-screen TV, luxurious apartments, and in later iterations, you could get hammered at a bar tended by Whoopi Goldberg. Well, it turns out you can visit the original Kirk-era Enterprise. All you have to do is trek to … a strip mall in upstate New York.
Where no man has (willingly) gone before.
Located in Ticonderoga is the “Star Trek Original Series Set Tour,” which from the outside looks like an auto body shop run by sci-fi nerds. But on the inside, you step into a shockingly detailed replica of the original Enterprise set. Exciting for fans and disappointing for family road-trippers who only stopped in to use the bathroom that doesn’t exist in the 23rd century.
CBS
CBS
CBSNo one will notice if you “go” in the Tribble room, though.
The tour has everything from the Sick Bay to the Transporter Room, even Kirk’s bedroom — though for authenticity’s sake, they should really add a half-naked green-skinned woman hiding behind a houseplant as you enter.
CBS
CBSThe sheets are completely stiff for some reason.
And of course, no Enterprise would be complete without the glorified man cave that is the Bridge. Guests can even take a seat in a replica Kirk’s chair. That sucker is so convincing that you can practically smell the space STDs wafting off it.
CBS
CBSWait, no, that’s normal New York air.
This Enterprise was built by Trek super-fan (and professional Elvis impersonator) James Cawley, who personally, painstakingly recreated the iconic set himself. The results were so successful that the real Captain Kirk, William Shatner, is set to visit Ticonderoga this spring. And if you can’t make it there in time, keep in mind that this is William Shatner we’re talking about, so it’s possible he’ll decide to live there from now on.
2
There’s A Secret Harry Potter-Themed Menu At Starbucks (Sort Of)
Apart from the occasional authoritarian puppet government controlled by a shadowy cabal of evil wizards, the Harry Potter universe sounds like a fun place to live in. Sadly, you can’t transport yourself to that world of witches and wizards, no matter how many filthy subway walls you run into. The closest we’ve gotten are the theme parks, which are impressive if you can imagine that all the Hogwarts students took Polyjuice Potion to make themselves look like sweaty, tank-top-clad American tourists.
Thankfully, there is one way to get a taste of the Potter-verse in your day-to-day life, thanks to an unsuspecting giant corporation. For those who want a taste of wizard food but aren’t able to schlep out to Orlando or Hollywood, fans have put together a secret Harry Potter menu for Starbucks. Of course, this isn’t an official part of the chain’s menu, but rather a kind of “hack” concocted by people who know more about syrup than computers.
Also, diabetes. But, like, magical diabetes!
Because Starbucks employees are mandated to cater to whatever insane whims their customers demand, modifying drinks isn’t irregular. So if you look up the recipe online, you can go in and order, say, a Butterbeer Frappuccino, or a glass of Pumpkin Juice. And they totally have to make it for you. It’s like magic, if magic was powered by making customer service jobs even more frustrating.
Still, it’s a fun way to make going to a familiar chain into something magical. And unless you want to pretend that McNuggets are made of Thestral meat, it’s really your best option at this point.
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Moe’s Tavern From The Simpsons Exists In Argentina
If porn parodies have taught us anything, it’s that The Simpsons would be a brain-melting nightmare in real life, but that hasn’t stopped some from attempting to import parts of Springfield into our world. We’ve previously talked about how Simpsons fandom in Spain led to Homer-themed donut shops and the legally-in-the-clear “Krasty Burger.” Apparently, Argentina didn’t want to be left out of the copyright-infringing fun, because Moe’s Tavern totally popped up in the suburbs of Buenos Aires.
(Martin Rodrguez y Laprida) Ituzaingo, Buenos Aires, Argentina El mejor pas del mundo pic.twitter.com/dcPASmCnnC
– Lenny (@LeonardoPuw) October 5, 2017
Originally, the idea was to take an old rundown mechanic’s shop and turn it into a bar. And if you’re building a bar from scratch anyway, why not make it a famous cartoon bar?
This version of Moe looks like he’s way more into CrossFit, though.
Even the interior was supposed to evoke Homer’s favorite watering hole. Unfortunately, it turns out that Fox is a bit of a stickler for intellectual property rights, and they put the kibosh on the project. They probably should have gone the Krasty Burger route and called it Toe’s Mavern or something. So now there’s just a Moe’s Tavern-shaped house in the ‘burbs for basically no reason.
This isn’t even the first time someone used bootleg Simpsons merch in order to get fans loaded. Counterfeit versions of Homer’s beer of choice, Duff, have been circulating in numerous South American countries for years. There was even a Duff beer festival featuring a performance from “the beautiful Duff girls”.
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