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goldenamaranthe-blog · 5 months
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All I Want for Christmas Is....
Yang: (clinging to the door frame for dear life as an unknown entity pulls her away)
Sun: (nails screeching across the floor as he's pulled by the tail by the same entity, finally catching the doorframe)
Jaune: (crying and screaming like a little girl as he's being dragged through the building like a ragdoll by the same entity as Sun and Yang)
Yang & Sun: (grab Jaune just as he's about to fly passed the doorway)
Jaune: (holding on for dear life) Thanks, guys!
Yang & Sun: Don't mention it!
Ruby: (from the couch and watching the scene unfold) What's going on?
Neptune: I have no idea, but it's funny. (munches popcorn)
Blake: Should... should we do something?
Weiss: We don't even know what has them.
Emerald: (Walks in) Oh, Santa must be gathering all the materials he needs to deliver presents.
RNBW: Say what now?
YSJ: (struggling to hold on) People....have....got to stop....asking for....attractive, heart of gold, golden retriever personified blondes for Christ- (slowly disappear from view) -maaaaaaas!
Ruby: Uh.... Blake, Neptune, aren't you guys right here?
Weiss: And your partners just got spirited away because someone else wished for them from Santa?
Blake & Neptune: (leap from their seats with their weapons drawn) OH, HELL, NO!!! (give chase)
Blake: Get back here with my blonde, Fat Man!!!
Neptune: That is MY muscle, monkey, boytoy!
Santa: Ho-Ho-Holy Fuck!!! Bring it on, children! I'll put both of you on the naughty list!
RWE: (blink) Uhhhh...
Penny: (suddenly being levitated passed the window, stiff as a board) Hello, girlfriend Ruby! Goodbye, girlfriend Ruby!
Ruby: Hey! That one's mine! (lock and loads Crescent Rose and gives chase)
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alyssh-art · 1 year
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It’s mer-may so, obviously I had to draw the boys. They are Sea Monkeys... :3
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sugarspikesart · 11 months
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RWBYxJSR: Sun Wukong
Member and leader of team SSSN, Sun Wukong is one of team RWBY rivals! Although, even tho they're rivals who often fight for their turf, they're also good friends!
His boyfriend is Neptune, one of the members of his team!
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goshyesvintageads · 1 year
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Transcience Corp, 1978
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uncharismatic-fauna · 7 months
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Uncharismatic Fact of the Day
Brine shrimp don't monkey around! When members of the genus Artemia encounter extreme conditions such as low oxygen or high salinity, females may lay eggs that are metabolically inactive. These eggs, also known as cysts, may remain in stasis for up to two years, and withstand temperatures as low as −190 °C (−310 °F)! This trait makes brine shrimp a popular commodity for the pet trade, where they are sold as 'sea monkeys'.
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(Image: A female (left) and male(right) brine shrimp couple (Artemia salina) by Hans Hillewaert via Wikimedia Commons)
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amanda-axolotl · 1 year
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African Dwarf Frogs
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Zen position, Blood & Brine time, Good ol' Razzle Dazzle, All things I admired about ADF's. I used to own a few, my most fond memories of my frogs Potion and Knight, but they've long passed away. In their memory I have created a few of my favorite positions they would display. I hope to one day have a bunch of little frogs swimming and singing again.
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howlingday · 8 months
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Sun: Yo, Nep! Check it out, dude! We're being honored on RWBY: Pride Day!
Neptune: Uh, that's great, Sun, but can't two guys be roommates and do everything together without being assumed they're gay?
Sun: I am gay, Neptune.
Neptune: You are?
Sun: Yup! Why wouldn't I feel happy about living with you?
Neptune: Oh, uh, that's sweet, Sun, but what I mean is everybody thinks we're both homosexuals... as in we have sex with each other.
Sun: Oooh... You mean something like (Squeezes rubber duck)
Neptune: Yes, Sun.
Sun: And this (Suctions plunger on the wall)
Neptune: Y-Yeah, but don't put the plunger on the-
Sun: Neptune! Grab my horn and honk it!
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Ruby: (Holding Pride cake, Hearing noises)
Jaune: (Standing outside their door)
Neptune: (Through the door) S-Sun, stop it!. We're being too loud!.
Jaune: It's nice they're still making love after all these years.
Ruby: Yup!
Sun: (Through the door) Aw, c'mon, dude! Don't be shy! Just give it a squeeze~!.
Neptune: S-Sun, it's too much for me!.
Ruby: Uh, maybe we should come back later?
Jaune: Yeah, probably.
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dontsnortpixiestix · 1 month
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Dead Sea monkeys
(The other day they were alive!)
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unbfacts · 4 months
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What are Sea-Monkeys?
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authorofthemoon · 3 months
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Honestly the CFVY-SSSNN-BY-JPR polycule goes insane.
Sun is just like: This is my girlfriend Velvet and her girlfriend Coco and boyfriend Yatsuhashi, and his boyfriend Fox. This is my other girlfriend Blake and her girlfriend Yang. And these are my boyfriends Sage, Neptune, and Scarlet. That's Scarlet's boyfriend Nolan, that's Neptune's boyfriend, Jaune. Finally those are Juane's boyfriend Ren and girlfriend Nora who are also dating each other. Did I miss anybody? No? Yeah that's everyone.
Ruby: ...I just asked you for the name of your weapon.
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temporary-tats · 18 days
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You're yang is so gender and handsome 😳 kinda want to steal her gender also love the boys antics will sun x neptune be a thing in your fic?
Ahh thank you so much, Anon! I will forever be a handsome Yang stan >:)
And yes! Bumbleby is the fic’s main focus, but there are several other ships that are going to play out over the course of the fic. The two main side ships I have planned are Sea Monkeys (Sun x Neptune) and Schneekos (Pyrrha x Weiss), though their overall plot-influence as ships will be limited.
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goldenamaranthe-blog · 9 months
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Hips Swing: Savage
Nora, Yang, & Sun: (building six towers while holding hoola hoops)
Blake: What are they doing?
Emerald: They saw a TokDok where a guy hoola hooped while doing a plank. They viewed it as a challenge.
Neptune: I'm not surprised.
Ren: Same. But why do the hoops have numbers on them?
Emerald: Apparently their version of "Challenge Accepted" was to use weighted hoops and to go for the duration of the song the Dokker used.
Blake: How heavy are they?
Emerald: I think they're all using 20 pound weights.
BRN: 20 POUNDS?!?!
Emerald: Yeah. Oh! They're getting ready! (pulls up scroll) You guys good?
NYS: (in plank position with hoops around their waists) READY!!!
Emerald: Aaaaaaand...(presses record and starts the song) GO!!!
NYS: (spin the hoops to get them started and start hoola hooping while planking, occassionally going into a pushup and going back down)
Emerald: Daaaaaaaaayum... They got some core!
BRN: (blushing profusely while all holding hands)
Neptune: In the name of the name of the Abs, the Tris, and Majestic Thunder Thighs, we pray.
Blake & Ren: We pray.
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in the sea monkey tank
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she's gonna teach you so fuckin much about brine shrimp
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mismess · 1 year
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New sona just dropped
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randombook4idk · 1 year
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showed up for 5 seconds in a middle of desert
said bro and nothing else
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damn they're such icons
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