"You can't gaslight me because I have a narcissistic mother with a victim complex"
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GUYS
BILLY BOYD IS GONNA BE IN THE WINGFEATHER SHOW
aka PIPPIN. FROM LORD OF THE FREAKING RINGS
I HAVE NO IDEA WHO HE IS IN THE SHOW BUT HE’S GONNA BE IN IT
AYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Link to the article! https://www.awn.com/news/exclusive-angel-studios-reveals-wingfeather-saga-season-2-cast
tweet from Andrew to back it up!
also I met him once he’s a really nice guy HE SIGNED MY LOTR BOOK AND COMPLIMENTED IT
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My friend told my mom what yaoi is and now my mom really likes the word yaoi because she thinks it sounds nice. Now i constantly hear her saying "yaoi" at random times
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HELP MY MOM REFERS TO MATTHEW TKACHUK AS THE “HOT ONE”
IM SOBBING
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starting a list right now of things i did NOT expect to happen to me today:
- conversation about furries with my mom
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I asked my mom to borrow gas $ until I get paid and this is her response 😑
HOW DARE I FEEL BAD FOR HER SENDING ME MORE
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My mom looked over my shoulder as I was watching this video and she pointed at BDubs and said that he was very handsome and asked what his name was 😭
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one time I was going to make a new green chile stew recipe, but was too busy the day I planned to make it so my mom offered and I, a fool, was like cool great here’s the recipe I was going to use! And then my mother. chose to omit…the green chile, from the green chile stew. The recipe called for 1-2 cups of diced chile. she used none
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the birthday gift situation has escalated.
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Mom, it's a Christmas emergency! Our Christmas tree lights aren't shining or sparkling! ✨🎄😱
What do you mean, they're not supposed to be on until after dark?! 😤🐢🎅
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My mom doesn’t like falsettos…
My mom doesn’t like falsettos I had her watch it bc I fell in love with it recently. She said it was “too sad” and like it wasn’t as good as I hyped it up to be. What do I do?
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Conversations with my Mother
Mother, doing some online shopping: ooh these jeans are nice, should I do the try before you die?
Me, sipping my cold drink: *record scratch* You uh, you wanna run that by me again?
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Mom told me a shirt I wanted from the store the other day but couldn't afford was now 40% off and I was like "Oh cool, I'll do some budgeting on hubby's payday and order that if I can afford it"
A little while later she texts me like "I wanted to buy something too, so to save on shipping I also bought that shirt and those tights you liked that were also on sale and you owe me $70ish which is less than the shirt itself originally cost! What a great deal!"
And I'm like
Oh good. Thanks
I already owe you $300+ for the glasses you lent me money to order and I don't. I don't have that OR another $70+ which is why I wanted to wait until payday and look at my budget BEFORE deciding whether to buy the shirt but. You know. Thanks. Thanks a bunch.
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I was on the phone with my mother and was telling her again about how I have dreams about the future and how strange that is.
She had the balls to scoff at me then say,
"I dream about the future all the time. It's not a big deal,"
Like what the actual fuck?!
She just wasn't gonna tell me she also did that when I first came to her about this in middle school. She had to wait till I was 21 to drop that bombshell!
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