#my dnd quotes

[pigeon-princess]

Anya has been an incredible new edition to the strahd party dynamic and I think we're reaching peak levels of chaos

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #dnd character #curse of strahd #ravenloft #my art #pigeon princess #dnd art #dungeons & dragons #viktor vallakovich #victor vallakovich #Silas #Silas shaw #the nerds are getting fucking owned #THIS WAS A REAL QUOTE FROM OUR GAME AND IT KILLED US AT THE TABLE

[shrimploverart]

i've been drawing a lot of my latest dnd pc :) this is Angel!! her race is arachne which is homebrewed. she's got anxiety and two moms. in the campaign she's had a crisis recently because she didn't know one of her moms used to be a cat and also leader of a rebellion LMAO

also funny thing her god is a siamese cat and this was decided literally years before i met our dm

#how do people talk abt their ocs #anyway ive been having SO much fun playing as her #dungeons and dragons #my ocs #angel #her name is in quotes bec that's technically her nickname #spiders #bugs #feel free to ask abt her btw teehee #dnd #crpg #katenta

[caemidraws]

is the dance really over / if you’re not letting go?

#aesthetic #fashion #dnd #Dungeons and Dragons #vampires #dhampirs #phantom of the opera au????? #i'm going to start posting pictures of blorbos with random made up quotes #in a goncharov style #call it goncharoving on my blorbos till i #(cry)

[reaperofravens]

Edgin: Xenk…

Xenk: Ah, my name in b-flat. You are disappointed.

#courtesy of my friend spamming a quote generator #dnd hat #dndhat #dungeons and dragons movie #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dnd movie #dnd honor among thieves #xenk #xenk yendar #xenk the paladin #edgin #edgin the bard #edgin darvis #dnd hat incorrect quotes #dnd hat shitposting #bestie harlow has the tism

[wing-does-stuff]

Another from @incorrect-dnd-classes of a classic with some dialog tweaks.

Paladin: You kidnapped the king? That's illegal.

Warlock: But what's more illegal; briefly inconveniencing a king or going against the will of the party?

Paladin: Kidnapping the king, Warlock.

Bard: Paladin, listen. Whatever I may think of you right now, these people are counting on you to inspire them.

Paladin: To kidnap people?

Bard: To work together!

Paladin: To kidnap people???

Rogue: If it helps, Paladin, we already decided that a royal is not 'a people'-

Paladin: It does not!

#dnd #d&d #incorrect dnd quotes #rogue #bard #my art #i made a thing #pal and warlock return with friends #muppets #warlock #paladin

[mrcreative8899]

Holga: I think that Xenk likes you.

Edgin: What makes you think that?

Holga: He told me that you’re a very handsome man.

Edgin: That’s normal. Many people think I’m handsome.

Holga: And he asked me for the best way to propose to you.

Edgin: 

#Xedgin #Xenkgin #Source? My mind #Palabard #Edgin Darvis #Xenk Yendar #Edgin the Bard #Xenk the Paladin #Edgin x Xenk #Edgin Darvis x Xenk Yendar #Holga Kilgore #Incorrect quotes #Incorrect Xedgin quotes #Incorrect quotes Xedgin #Xedgin incorrect quotes #DnD:HAT #Incorrect DnD:Hat quotes #DnD movie #Incorrect DnD movie quotes #Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Druid: you know how when you go out in the middle of the woods, your phone loses internet service? that is because the trees naturally protect you from the evil dark energy rays generated by influencers and twitter opinions. follow for more information about the beauty of nature

#druid #incorrect dnd classes #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrect quotes #dnd #dungeons and dragons #mod meme #source: tumblr #source: headspace-hotel #oh they changed the tag appearance. hm. as always my first instinct is to hate it

[n0ahsferatu]

🗡️🩸 𝖊𝖆𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙 𝖔𝖚𝖙🩸🗡️

happy trans day of visibility!! it feels fitting to share a drawing of my transmasc oc, mordred (he/it) :) 🏳️‍⚧️

#i wanted to type ‘fix your hearts or die’ at first but i thought david lynch might get mad at me if he knew i was using his quote :((( #(i drew this for a dtiys event I’m hosting over on my insta if anyone’s interested!) #artists on tumblr #bg3 tav #dnd character #character design #bg3 #trans day of visibility #tdov 2024

[ivyontheholodeck]

Holga: You can always trust Ed to wear his heart on his sleeve.

Xenk, concerned: That is a strategically foolish and physiologically difficult location to keep one’s heart. Is he perhaps undead?

#me to my gf: I need you to dnd-check this #apparently it passes the lore vibecheck #dnd movie #dnd honor among thieves #dnd hat #xenk the paladin #holga the barbarian #incorrect dnd quotes

[sableeira]

When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal.

Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying.

Others are abrupt and unfair.

But most are just unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy.

#angst is stored in heartbreaking dnd podcast quotes #sometimes I cannot fathom that two of my fave quotes that shook me to my core #came from the same podcast that has characters like magic brian or garfield the deals warlock… #the last edit looks like Atsushi is in shock cuz of the headmaster’s atrocious hair cut #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #arthur rimbaud #paul verlaine #rimlaine #dazai osamu #oda sakunosuke #atsushi nakajima #bsd stormbringer

[galaxyspark-6e16]

"would you do it again? "

so how's everyone after fools gold new ep?

#my art #fools gold dnd #sips fools gold #dingo how dare you makes us cry and laugh at the same time #can't believe this started as bad karoke to almost commiting genocide to having existential and morality crises and self worth issues #dungeons and dragons #and this quote man “when we don't love ourselves it's the people around us who do until we can do it ourselves”

[vanhelsingapologist]

“Don’t be frightened of me. I’ve waited too long for you; loved you for hundreds of years. I would never hurt you.”

DM wanted a more unhinged Strahd for the upcoming session, and their every whim is my command.

#curse of strahd #If my character and party had to hear this Strahd Quote (Strote) then tumblr does too #strahd von zarovich #dnd character #dnd fanart #dnd art #dnd npc #dnd #dnd5e #curse of strahd art #curse of strahd spoilers #dnd strahd #dungeons and dragons character #dungeons and dragons art #dungeons and dragons #dnd 5e #ravenloft #guys I think he might hurt me idk tho #just pc Tatyana things #vanhelsingapologist jumps on tumblr #drops oldmanwhore art #vanhelsingapologist jumps off tumblr #another post on here before my insta… insanity on my part

[eloquent-edits]

🗡️ For the Wicked and Weird (Part 3)

prompts based on quotes that never fail to make me laugh from my D&D sessions

“You can speak to plants?” “Yeah!” “Plants can’t talk.” “Fuck you, yeah they can!”

“God looked at me, thus I have to pay.”

“Character B, what did you just steal?” “A velociraptor!”

“Do I get a third dad now?”

“About what percentage of the population is puntable?”

“I don’t make the plans. I just steal stuff.”

“You’ve got a bright future.” “I’ve got a bright present.”

“So how do you two know each other? Are you two f u c k i n g?”

“It’s like PEMDAS.” “I think I had a friend who prayed to them once.”

“Alright, bone ape tit. Let’s go.”

#writing #writing prompts #prompts #character dynamics #dialogue prompt #dialogue prompts #dnd prompts #funny prompts #weird prompts #prompt list #ftww prompts #I’ve integrated bone ape tit into my everyday vocabulary #it’s so good and gets a laugh #this particular list is just from one campaign #I think I’m going to call this prompt series ‘ftww prompts’ #because there’s so many quotes #I really am limiting myself with only 10 per post

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Richie *staring at Max from across the room*: he looks like Jerma...

Ruth: god damn it!

#submission #source: my dnd party #context: i had them watch npmd with me #BAHAHAHA #incorrect quotes #starkid #incorrect starkid #hatchetfield #incorrect hatchetfield #hatchetverse #nerdy prudes must die #incorrect nerdy prudes must die #richie lipschitz #ruth fleming #max jagerman

[wing-does-stuff]

From [here] and [here] from @incorrect-dnd-classes

#dnd #d&d #incorrect dnd quotes #warlock #druid #my art #i made a thing #this one's mine #my oc #i really hope im not a bother but these are fun #probably wont do much more #warlock and druid are friends #druid is just the only one who terrfies warlock #not used to being on the receiving end #not sequential conversations

[mrcreative8899]

Edgin: I hate you.

Xenk: Will you marry me, Edgin?

Edgin: Yes, but I still hate you.

#Source? My mind #Xedgin #Xenkgin #Edgin x Xenk #Edgin Darvis #Edgin the Bard #Xenk Yendar #Xenk the Paladin #Palabard #Incorrect quotes #Incorrect Xedgin quotes #Xedgin incorrect quotes #Incorrect quotes Xedgin #dnd:hat #Incorrect DnD:HAT quotes #DnD movie #Incorrect DnD movie quotes #Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves