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catmask · 1 year
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also idk what transgender child needs to hear this the salon/barber will not give u a cool emo haircut you gotta do that shit with scissors and a razor at your sink
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bevsi · 1 month
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coconut my princess
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posts here are either one-sentence shitposts or a mile long no in-betweens
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etherea1ity · 1 year
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Adriatic Sea by Mauro Roberto Scalabroni
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mildmayfoxe · 6 months
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a lot of these candies have a lot of haters out there despite most of them having a lot of lovers too. but which one do YOU love despite it all??
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prokopetz · 1 year
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It’s not terribly mysterious why shit like the load-bearing coconut happens. Usually it goes something like this:
Goal: the programmers have a bunch of data they need to have access to in every scene  
Problem: the game engine they’re using does not support a global scope  
Solution: create an invisible game object that holds all of that data in its attributes, and make sure it’s the first thing that loads in every scene  
Additional problem: the game engine requires every object to have a texture assigned to it, even if it’s never rendered  
Additional solution: assign this random stock photo we just happened to have lying around as the texture for the fake global scope object  
Result: the resources folder now contains a random JPEG of a coconut that can’t be removed or else the whole game stops working
One might think that this understanding would make load-bearing coconuts less funny, but this is not in fact the case: it makes them much, much funnier.
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upsidedizzy · 11 months
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story behind this audio: i was on the tf2 wiki, clicking random page, as one does on a wiki, when i landed on the item called "texas half-pants." this item has a voice line at the top of its wiki page. there is a link that says "click to listen" to this audio clip, which i assumed would bring up an audio player or at least take me to a separate page to listen to the audio in my browser. instead, it automatically downloaded the sound clip to my computer. i was laughing at this, saying, "this is on my computer now, great," and i clicked on the file to open it, thinking it would play it in whatever media player i had set as default. it did play…but apparently my default music player was set to itunes. so it opened itunes, added the clip to my itunes library, played the clip, and THEN started playing the next song in the queue, which was coconut mall from mario kart wii. so this is what i experienced just now.
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showmeyournicepair · 27 days
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marinememes · 2 years
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artofalassa · 2 months
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This chocobo looks familiar.... Right...?
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melonbite · 1 year
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mom says its my turn to hold the baby!!!!
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ybon-paramoux · 3 months
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Buko Juice in Paradise
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bevsi · 4 months
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she observes my offerings
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fullcravings · 1 month
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Homemade Coconut Cake
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anubiarts · 4 months
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first steps
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redspringstudio · 3 months
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"You have better things to do, but...thank y—did it just blink?"
Mhin is touched by Kuras's effort. And with your help, the cake almost looks edible. Yet there's an uncanny look in its eyes, as if begging for its own demise...
Happy Valentine's Day!
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