#noo no no no no no no no no

[hyperfixated-maybe]

Regression+AFAB=Trauma

#i wanna cry #but then id be alone and crying #I want someone to hug me #but not me as in this body #because touching makes me all the more aware #this is torture #I feel like im crawling out of my own skin #I'm not good rn #sorry for vent but I don't have anyone else #noo no no no no no no no no #hhhnnng #no matter what way I hold my arms it doesn't make it better

[cannibalchicken]

#lol #haha #comedy #humor #funny #cannibalchicken #memes #noo thats where the boss is going to attack!!

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 235

“Mother, I have made a friend.” 

Now don’t get him wrong, Danny was delighted at the idea of Jordan making a friend, he really was. But the last three attempts had been borderline kidnappings, so he wasn’t entirely sure if he should be. Thankfully it doesn’t seem he’s kidnapped this one. Hopefully. 

Not that he wouldn’t be surprised if Dan managed to kidnap a tiny kryptonian, but the kid- Jon apparently- seemed happy enough to be there. Apparently his grandparents lived in the midwest too, and was happy enough to have someone to talk about it. 

Though um, maybe Danny should have checked to see if his parents knew where he’d gone, because he was not expecting a harried-looking superman to suddenly appear at his window. 

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Jon saw Dan do a bit of floating when he thought no one was looking & deemed him friend #Yes Dan is also 10 lol #Jon is not getting stuck in time #Dan isn’t above contacting grandpa Clockwork because uh his totally-not-friend noo #Just wait until someone whose survived the end of the world sees Dan #mom danny #Clark: Look Jon and I made fellow alien friends :D #Ellie is 18 and started on a roadtrip for her birthday to explore more #Jon has a habit of befriending the grumpy ferals #Danny is happy he has someone to talk about space with #He meets Lois and Jimmy too & the world trembles at the potential shenanigans #Clark weeps internally before finding out that Danny can deal with most of their shenanigans

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

getting used to domestic life

#ethan winters #karl heisenberg #wintersberg #resident evil #resident evil fanart #rebhfun #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #karl does not know how to deal with his feelings #“sorry u feel like u needed a apology” #LOOOL #noo hes not that bad #karl doesnt seem like the type of guy to apologize #i dont think hed ever say it verbally #hes too arrogant and stubborn for that #he WOULD make ethan something as a spology #im sorry we argued i made u a attachable turret that will kill everyone u dont like

[noosayog]

[baby fever] ft. ushijima wakatoshi

wc: 400

iwaizumi | atsumu | osamu | sakusa | kageyama

--

You’re standing outside the gym where the Olympics team is practicing when you see Iwaizumi walk by, hand in hand with a clumsily waddling toddler. Iwaizumi nods at you and the toddler waves a chubby arm at you. You giggle and wave back. 

“Did you want to wait inside?” Iwaizumi asks. 

You’re about to decline when the toddler tugs on your fingers. 

“Come in?” he asks. 

You agree, letting him lead you by his grip around your ring finger and pinky. Inside the gym, Iwaizumi asks you to watch his son as he finishes up with the team. The child quickly settles into your lap, his babbling trailing off as he dozes away. You’re fiddling with a loose thread in his little sweater when Wakatoshi comes up behind you, freshly showered. He greets you with a brief kiss on the head and sits quietly next to you when he sees the sleeping kid in your arms. 

“Who’s this?” 

“Iwaizumi’s son,” you respond distractedly.

Ushijima stares intently at you as you gently rock the small child in your arms. He continues to watch in silence as you double-knot his shoelaces, straighten the sleeves on his sweater, and swat away the drool at the corner of his open mouth. He notices when you laugh quietly at his little snores.

His eyes are still on you when you finally look up at him. 

“What,” you laugh. “What are you looking at?” 

Before he can answer, Iwaizumi comes to relieve you of childcare duties. He thanks you and you assure him that his son was wonderful. 

“You’re in a good mood,” Ushijima states. 

You only smile at him, swinging your clasped hands in wide arcs and skipping a bit. 

Later that night, with your back nestled into his broad chest, he rubs a warm, large palm on your tummy. The gesture is innocent and gentle, but the circles get slowly wider. 

“You like kids, huh?” As he talks, the palm slides up to cup your breasts. 

“Is that what this is about?” 

“What do you think,” he asks, hands not stopping. “About having kids.” 

You push him onto his back and roll on top of his chest, eye to eye with him. He gazes at you lovingly and you’ll never get tired of it. 

“I want a girl,” you say. “I really want to see your big muscly arms holding a pink blanket with our little daughter in it.”

He gives you a confused look, “if that’s what you want.” 

He flips the two of you over, hands back on your body. 

“What are you doing!” you laugh. 

“Starting now,” he says simply, as his hands continue their trail down your body.

#noos writes #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu x y/n #haikyuu x you #haikyuu imagines #hq fluff #hq x reader #hq x y/n #hq imagines #ushijima wakatoshi #ushijima wakatoshi x reader #ushijima x reader #ushijima wakatoshi fluff #ushijima fluff #ushijima wakatoshi x you #ushijima x you

[hugs-and-stabbies]

The self-awareness on this guy 😞 someone pls send him an "are you bi?" quiz STAT

#dead plate #rody lamoree #rody x vincent #vincent charbonneau #rodince #rodincent #my art #i saw someone tag one of my drawings with a version of their ship name using their last names and it was nice but i forgot what it was #aksjdhf #also NOO i forgot Rody's lil moles 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #thankfully at least tumblr allows edits #anyways #rody looks so wonky to me but I just wanted to stop fidgeting with it and post it since i wasnt getting anywhere anyways aksjdfh #also little story time lol #when i was in 10th grade there was this girl in my chemisty class that i was kinda frienemies with #we just always got into arguments with each other but the vibe ultimately stayed light and friendly between us #kinda like a <<fuck you but anyways what did you get for no. 5>> kind of situation #one day she slammed one of her hands against the door right next to my head 😳😳 #i think she was trying to intimidate me but instead it just gave me a core memory LMAOOO #thankfully by then i already knew i wasnt straight lol but it definitely unlocked something in me hahahah

[cherrywhite]

NOOOO SAM DON'T FILL OUT THE PAPERWORK ASKING YOU TO LIST FOUR NEGATIVE MEMORIES ASSOCIATED WITH SCHOOL OR AN EQUIVALENT EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTION AND RATE EACH FROM ZERO TO SEVEN WITH ZERO BEING NEUTRAL AND SEVEN BEING TRAUMATIC. SAM NOOOO

#the magnus protocol #samama khalid #tmp #SAAAAAAAM NOO DONT DO IT FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES

[fear-is-nameless]

There are two kinds of people-

#jacksepticeye #markiplier #santa #Christmas #MARK NOO

[queruloustea]

Fricken, uhhhh….

I know most of your art is kinda dark and moody but can we pretty please get a big sister moment between Hornet and Ghost please and thank you 🙏❤️

she is fixing up her feral little sibling’s cloak :)

bonus (ghost was inspired):

#hollow knight #hornet #the knight #little ghost #if you will #siblings :) #i like to think hornet is sort of fuzzy #and can sew (as well as skewer her enemies on a needle-and-thread) :) #noo tumblr where did my contrast and saturation go where did you put it #queruloustea

[mosaickiwi]

"If I tried to give you money you'd just find a way to give it back anyways.”

(part of) the end scene from one of my 14DWY fics c:

14 Days With You is an 18+ Yandere Visual Novel. MINORS DNI

#14 days with you #14dwy #14dwy redacted #momo art #pixel art #why did i make him pog #noo tumblr pls don't ruin my 180 frame gif haha ur so sexy #i brought this on myself

[silmecicle]

he’s just a little goofy goopy goober guy !!!

he is definitely not under mind control here and that is 100% actual slime you guys i’m normal

#I FORGOT TO SLIME HIS SUIT NOO #generation loss #generation loss fanart #genloss #genloss fanart #genloss charlie #gl charlie #slimecicle #charlie slimecicle #slimecicle fanart #genloss cabin #genloss tse #generation loss charlie #generation loss the social experiments #generation loss spoilers #? #kind of #just cuz the caption

[noosayog]

[baby fever - aka 6:36 PM] ft. iwaizumi hajime

wc: 200

ushijima | atsumu | osamu | sakusa | kageyama

You watch as Miya Atsumu settles into his seat in front of the reporters before setting the little toddler into his lap. She babbles quietly, incoherently as Atsumu answers question after question. 

“Yeah,” you hear Atsumu say, “I think the team works really well together because-” 

“Wa!” the little girl interrupts. 

“Because of our high school rivalries-” 

“Wawa-chan!” 

You watch Atsumu’s little daughter lock focus on Hajime standing next to you, reaching her stubby arms out to him. 

“Wawa-chan!” she repeats. 

Atsumu laughs, “she loves Iwaizumi, our athletic trainer.” 

You look over at your boyfriend, who’s trying to keep a straight face but also raises a hand to wiggle his fingers at the little Miya, who giggles in return. 

“I didn’t know you liked kids,” you whisper at him. 

“I don’t,” he says, all the while still making funny hand motions. 

“If you like them so much,” you snake your fingers into his large palm. “I could help you out.” 

Hajime squeezes your palm in reprimand. “Behave.” He looks over at you out of the corner of his eyes. “Anyway I’d like to get married before that.” 

You sigh dramatically, “such a gentleman. You weren’t last night when we were-” 

He slips the hand that was holding yours around your waist and gives the fat of your hips a solid squeeze. “Behave.” he whispers against your ear.

“Or I’ll make you later.”

#noos writes #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu scenarios #haikyuu x y/n #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x you #hq x reader #hq x y/n #hq fluff #hq imagines #iwaizumi hajime #hajime iwaizumi #iwaizumi hajime x reader #iwaizumi hajime x you #iwaizumi hajime fluff #iwaizumi x reader #iwaizumi x you #iwaizumi fluff

[ryllen]

Sebek Yuu miscellaneous

#fshdsdh for REAL my first reaction at PE SEBEK FSDHH NOO HE IS MAN WHO RE FHSDSHDHSDH #twisted wonderland #twst #sebek zigvolt #lilia vanrouge #twst yuu #twst grim #twst mc #i just wanted to draw blushy yuu but ended up with all these #i'm crying no one really makes fun of him boasting about biting strength the way i thought of it #thinking of sebek who goes crazy over mere body line #since yuu had only been serving with baggy clothes #fanart

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

EW.

Machine, what the fuck?

That’s so gross! That’s so disgusting!

What’s wrong with you machine?!

Why are you like that?

It’s- it’s kinda hot though. Do it- do it again.

Audio source

#gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill #machine guts 😳 #haha noo dont remove your plating and ask me to feel you from the inside haha omgg what if someone sees us #COUGHS. anyway............................................... im back from da jungle #what did i miss

[serious-goose]

"ofmd s2 sucks because it's fan service" reviewer do you also go to mcdonalds and complain when they serve you a big mac? its a silly queer pirate show. it does what it says on the tin

#“oh noo this romantic comedy has romantic comedy elements what a disappointment” #that one indiewire review irks me so much lol #ofmd #our flag means death

[doctorsiren]

thinking about Phoenix Fulwright….😳

#doctorsiren #ace attorney #phoenix wright #bobby fulbright #ace attorney spoilers #aa5 spoilers #miles edgeworth #apollo justice #simon blackquill #judge ace attorney #the phantom ace attorney #ace attorney fanart #digital art #my art #procreate #dude… #when I think about Bobby I GET SO SAD #because we never knew the real him… #AND I THINK AHOUT #about Blackquill… #blackbright please save me BUT YOU CANT BC ONE OF YOU IS FAKE #SIMON NEVER GOT TO KNOW THE REAL BOBBY #I really like the theory that Bobby was Sebastian’s older brother (i haven’t played AAI2 yet shh) #and like…he would have been friends with everyone….BUT NOO #LIKE CMON I DREW BOBBY BEING AN ANNOYING YOUNGER BROTHER FIGURE TO GUMSHOE MONTHS BACK #AND THEN A FEW **DAYS** AFTER I DREW THAT I WAS SPOILED ABOUT THE PHANTOM #BY BOBBY’S WIKI PAGE #I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THE DUDE’S HEIGHT AND I GOT ENDGAME SPOILERS LIKE BRO WHAT #I WAS DEVASTAED #anyways yeah thanks Capcom for putting Phoenix’s face on that body hehehehehehehehe