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articskele · 3 months

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If someone were interested in hearing about Cloud and/or your other OCs, is there a tag to look at?

YEAHHH :D!!!!! I have SO MUCH lore and little tidbits of information hidden around in the tags-

If you're looking for Cloud stuff in particular, these three posts should be the most helpful!! (That first one is a bit of an old ref, but it still works!)

And I've put all of my OCs down in the tags for easy access!!

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beckiboos · 4 months

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#cyberpunk 2077 #cp 2077 #cp2077 #oc valina #Babette #My cats #My cats mum looks just like this but even more white #shes techincally a calico but like... she has a tiny patch of black and thats it

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kekaki-cupcakes · 7 months

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Practising drawing my newest oc, Dara

#I love them #imagine Raymond holt and Conan gray and hobie brown then put them in the body of a sleep deprived non binary teenager who’s allergic to cat #s and owns four of them #anywho they r my favourite of all time #fanart #oc art #their mum is Astoria the titans of shooting stars and they have two dads btw #Percy Jackson oc #pjo fandom #pjo #heroes of olympus #percy jackson #drawing #percy jackon and the olympians #digital drawing

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maplewood126 · 1 month

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Pyritekit, Copperkit, Goldenkit

The three trouble makers! (Pyritekit-she-kit)

(Copperkit-she-kit) (Goldenkit-tom) [its in order]

They are unaware of who their father is and have recently been catching the rumors being spread about them. They never really had concerns about their father until recently, but their mother has given no answers and refuses to speak about them. Unlike past siblings, these three are always getting into trouble and getting dirty. Pyritekit Ring leader of the group, being the most clever. Copperkit is the most michevuous and rambunctious, while goldenkit is the moody and cleanest one.

#Pyritekit #Copperkit #Goldenkit #my art #warrior cats #wc art #oc #own character #Kits #Kittens #forestclan #their father is most likely a rouge #they share their mothers chestfur #copperkit has her mums cheekfur! :D #Pyritekit has ber mothers eye color just slightly darker #goldenkit is surrounded by sisters while his only brother has no time to spend with him :(#i have no future name ideas

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sunshineandviolets · 1 year

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Growing up with the Mistry's, final part! but this time, they are the Miller - Mistry's (actually been that for quite a few years)

Celebrating the new years with the whole family, they've been through their ups and downs - but they are still as strong as ever!

Nisha & Divya (mine) // Elina & Rosa (@maburito) 💕

[ links to part one & two ]

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dunewindart · 1 year

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new ref of my girl, mothpollen!

#my art #oc #original character #artemida #warriors #warrior cats #warriors cats #warriors oc #fun fact she has a gf now #and kids!!!#kinda they havent talked on screen if she can call herself the mum of her gf kittens but um

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k1ngl30n · 3 months

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Who sent the dukign cat to War again

This is Electricsky and she yea he does!

If you want to know more, here's his description:

A blazing, electric-yellow tomcat (any pronouns, predominantly he/she) with a multicoloured personality and bizarre, shining eyes. Her unusual build causes her to look deceptively weak, while his longer cheek and head fur give him the appearance of a slightly smaller fox.

#warrior cats #warrior cat oc #warrior cats oc #SZOCS #SZART #SZARRIOR CATS #My oc #My art #Illustration #Art #Is that enough of the same exact concept? I believe so #His mum is also unironically called Rockstar lmfao

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stormclawponyrises · 1 year

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Some bigger pieces for a roleplay group I was in called Faulty Task. It was around this time that the plot began to pick up massively. The queen was vanished by a strange cat with shadow powers, and the two nations were driven into chaos.

1: My OC Ozar (calico smokecat, he/him) stuck in a burning underground city with Ash (firecat with scarf, she/her, Waffle's OC), Gull (grey watercat, he/him, buttermilkk's OC), and Faun (dark grey dragon cat, she/her, CRITTERRRR's OC). 2nd April, 2019.

2: A series of events, which I drew with inspiration from the song "MR FEAR" by SIAMÉƧ, featuring Ozar and several other people's OCs, but most notably is King Isaac, the evil shadow cat (mr fear himself), Colter (who belonged to someone I don't know anymore), and Ash and Anemone (both Waffle's OCs). This image was my desktop background for awhile, and is currently my background on deviantArt. I also have it printed on my wall. 5th November, 2019.

#cat #magic #faulty task #roleplay #art #old art #old #shadow #ensemble cast #i miss this #ozar was probably my favourite oc from this group and i had like 11 of them #he had a special empathy power i won from an event and could tell if people were lying using it #and he pretended to be a superhero and do vigilante stuff which his mum would write into comic books #he was just a regular soldier guy tho other than the fact he could feel others emotions

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nochukoo97 · 4 months

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boyfriend drabbles (pt.33)

pairing: jungkook x oc

summary: the one where you and jungkook celebrate christmas, and you get a tiny bit jealous

word count: 1.4k+

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sometimes you curse the universe for intoxicating you, making you become addicted to him like a drug. every moment spent with him made you find another reason to love him, another reason to gaze at him and think one thing: forever.

to you, jungkook is like an angel, glowing the brightest amongst all darkness and light in your life, always there to catch you if you fall. it makes you wonder just how much you’ve done in your past life to deserve a man like him.

that’s what you think as you hold the front door open for your boyfriend, who’s grunting as he tugs the christmas tree into your apartment. the lights in the apartment have yet to be switched on, and only the little cat lamp that jungkook had bought you a few years ago provides minimal light to guide the both of you through the door.

yet even the small lamp manages to make his face glow, his eyes meeting yours for a second when he realises your staring, again. instantly it’s like you’re falling in love all over again, and jungkook loves every moment of it. the way your pupils dilate the moment you look at him, or the way your eyes instantly light up even at the mere sight of him.

“where should the tree go?” he hums, halting in his steps as he pulls the tree to stand upright, huffing when the weight finally lifts off his hands.

“right next to the fireplace,” you point over to the empty spot where a plant use to sit, before you had overwatered it and caused its death. “right… here!”

jungkook carefully adjusts the tree, realising it might have been much larger than the both of you had expected it to be, as he notices how close it is to the ceiling.

“baby, are you sure this is the right size?” he laughs as you peer up to the top of the tree, bewilderment written all over your face as you try to recall if it was meant to be this big.

“i think we got the wrong size!” you whine, realising that since the top of the tree was so close to the ceiling, the star that you had planned to place at the top would definitely not fit.

“it’s okay, you know what they say, the bigger the better,” he snorts, sending you a wink as you gasp at his sudden innuendo, before sending a smack to his chest as you sigh.

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“oh, you two are finally here!” your sister squeals when she opens the door, your niece running to peek at you and jungkook between her mum's legs as she waves at you shyly.

“yeah, sorry we got caught in a jam,” your boyfriend explains, passing the huge bag of gifts that he insisted the two of you needed to get for your niece, the small girl hiding behind her mum now curiously peering into the bag.

“come in, come in, ___ everyone’s excited to see him,” she snickers as you roll your eyes.

every year your family hosts a huge christmas celebration with friends and relatives, and one thing that doesn’t fail to happen is the guests gushing over jungkook.

“oh, jungkook is here!” your mum immediately calls out when she spots him supporting you as you remove your heels, your boyfriend chuckling when the aunties squeal a little louder than usual, him becoming the center of attention as he greets everyone.

“all good?” he turns to you, whispering slightly so that only you can hear his words, and you turn to him and meet his gaze.

“yeah, seems like you have fans here too,” you joke, poking his rib, jungkook laughing before he’s being called to answer more questions about, ‘what have you been up to lately’ and ‘you look more handsome”

as the conversations flow, you’re having a pretty good time catching up with your relatives, and chatting with newly made friends, but there was a sight that poked at your nerves ever so slightly.

a girl, looking about your age, which you had been sure was your sister’s college friend, batting her eyelashes at your boyfriend as she attempts to flirt with him.

“you’re so muscular, i’m sure you’d be able to lift me up so easily,” she giggles, reaching her hand out to slap over jungkook’s, but not before he quickly slips his hand off the table and onto your thigh, thumb stroking the exposed skin as he laughs nervously.

“so, how long have you guys been together anyways, like a year? ten months?” she smiles a little too widely, gesturing to you sitting next to him.

“we’ve been together for six years,” he proudly says, now shifting his arm around your shoulder as he shifts his gaze to you, noticing the slightly stiff and awkward look on your face.

the girl on the other hand tried to conceal her surprised expression, which she doesn’t do very well considering both you and jungkook noticed the shift in her demeanor.

“i’m gonna refill my drink,” you awkwardly shuffle out of your seat, grabbing your cup that couldn’t have been less than half full, quickly walking towards the table where the pitcher of water was.

“baby,” you hear jungkook walking up behind you, wrapping an arm around your waist as he shifts your body to face him.

“save me from her, please,” you hear him plead, now looking up to meet his eyes.

you almost burst out laughing at the desperate look of pure torture on his face.

“she’s being so obvious, when i’m literally sitting next to you,” you roll your eyes, pouring the water into your cup before jungkook takes the pitcher from your grasp.

“jealous?” he smirks at you, now passing you the full cup of water, “i’ll make sure she knows i have the fattest crush on you,”

you let jungkook drag you back to the table, not missing how the girl squints at your interlocked hands that disappear under the table when the both of you sit back down.

suddenly, a piece of meat is being brought to your mouth, as you widen your eyes in surprise, but you happily accept it as you open your mouth, letting jungkook feed you.

“good?” he asks you, making his voice loud enough for the girl sitting opposite to hear, and you nod, pressing a kiss to his lips, and staying there a little longer than needed, but just long enough to send her a message.

she seems to receive the message well when she scoffs and pokes at the potato on her plate.

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“finally,” you huff, clicking in your seatbelt as jungkook gets in the driver’s seat and shuts his door.

the engine hums softly as you drive home, the warmth of the car cocooning you both.

jungkook, still riding the high of the night, reaches over to intertwine his fingers with yours, his thumb gently tracing patterns on your hand.

stopping at a red light, jungkook turns to you with a playful grin. “can you believe that girl thought we'd been together for only a year?” he chuckles,

“six years of putting up with you, and she thought it was just a year,” you playfully quip, earning a light nudge from him.

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the familiar scent of your apartment greets you as you step through the door, and jungkook wastes no time pulling you into a tight embrace, his warmth enveloping you.

“i missed this," he murmurs against your hair, and you smile, reciprocating the hug.

“me too, maybe next time we should make out in front of her,” you giggle, making jungkook tut at your words.

you decide to unwind on the couch, the soft glow of christmas lights creating a cozy atmosphere. jungkook wraps a blanket around both of you, his arm draped casually over your shoulder. with the tv remote in hand, he navigates through the movie options with playful commentary.

“let’s watch the grinch,” you point at the tv when it lands on the movie, and he nods, clicking on it.

as the movie begins, jungkook’s affectionate nature takes center stage. he presses gentle kisses to the top of your head, his fingers absentmindedly tracing patterns on your arm.

“baby, focus on the movie,” you giggle when his breath fans against your ear, tickling the skin and making you squirm.

“shh, let me love you,”

with the room bathed in the soft glow of holiday lights and whispered conversations between scenes, jungkook’s fingers find their way through yours, a silent reassurance that he's there, grounding you in the moment.

you rest your head against his chest, listening to the steady beat of his heart. his fingers gently play with your hair, and the room is filled with a sense of contentment. the outside world fading away as you lose yourselves in the movie and the warmth of each other's presence.

taglist!: @imlyfie @jksgirlhere @laylasbunbunny @borahaexoxo @jklvrs-world @jksoftii @yoongisgirl69

#jungkook fluff #jungkook #jungkook x reader #jungkook au #jungkook ff #jungkook smut #jungkook x oc #bts #jungkook drabble #jungkook angst #jungkook imagine #jungkook imagines #jungkook fanfic #jungkook scenarios #jungkook x you

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articskele · 7 months

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Ohhhh I just remembered. Artic's parents. August and Daffodil Cecropia. Fire and moonlight. Harsh mountains and spring flowers. A man who looks so so warm and inviting only to tear you apart with his words, torch in hand and ashes in his wake. A werecat woman who gave up on herself a long time ago, but she keeps going for the sake of her daughter born of ice and snow. Artic being raised on the run so her father wouldn't catch her. Not knowing where home is, if it even exists.

Curses by Crane Wives. The Moon Will Sing by Crane Wives. The UmbraticForest cover of Honey I'm Home by GHOST. The Headless Waltz by Voltaire.

I don't even know if I can put it all into words but my head is full of thoughts and I'm so utterly deranged over every single one lmaooo

#feel free to ask me about them if you want ouo #they've very angsty but i promise cat mom gets a good ending and moth dad gets his due fucking comeuppance #oc: august #oc: cat mum #my nonsense

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literalite · 1 month

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oc questionnaire!! tagged by @mattodore 💞🥰

name: kristopher volkov nickname: everyone calls him kris :D he and greg use their last names for each other though ("volkov" "lunvik"). very boy gender: trans male he/him star sign: pisces sun (help him) cancer moon (HELP HIM) taurus rising (HELP HIM.....) height: 5’6 sexual orientation: gay nationality/ethnicity: he's vietnamese (tho he doesn't actually know this) but he's lived in america all his life. hasn't ever actually left oregon actually probably never will fav fruit: greg no sorry uhh god plums probably fav season: (american voice) fall! fav flower: had to go googling for this but penstemon specifically the red ones fav scent: is it too vague if i say like. tea steeping? coffee, tea or hot choc? tea ftw avg hours of sleep: hes nineteen years old dude i would say like either 4 hours or 8 no inbetween dogs or cats: looks directly at the camera. WOLVES. altho by extension thats dogs yeah dream trip: honestly i do not think he dreams of going like. anywhere he's completely content with staying put right where he is number of blankets: just the one he runs hot as most wolves tend to do. its super comfy cosy though greg's mum made it for him when they were like 7 so hes had it forever random fact: he has a really nice singing voice i think but unlike me hes rlly shy about it so hardly anyone ever had heard him sing

IM SO LATEEEEE AAAAAA okay tagging @itsmariejanel @tricoufamily @goldenwaves @orphyd @sashima yayyyy yayyyy

#“trans gay man” “vietnamese” look i know he SEEMS self inserty but hes not really similar to me at all tbh FOR THE RECORD.#ts4 #kristopher volkov #the collective xtras #seph.txt

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celandeline · 3 months

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Summer of Like // Farleigh Start x OC (11)

On screen, the girl slowly crawls out of the television, her long black hair dripping wet and obscuring her face.

Above me on the couch, Venetia watches in horror, her mouth hanging open as she turns her head away from the screen. “Oh my god!”

The library is dark - the sun having long disappeared behind the maze and no one having bothered to turn on the lights. It adds to the ambiance, I think, the how the long shadows cast by the bookshelves seem to make the corners of the room into deep recesses where monsters might hide. All of us are gathered here - the sectional sofa not big enough to hold the eight of us.

On the end of the couch, James watches with his head propped up against his hand. To his right, Elspeth and Pamela gossip in whispers, barely paying attention to the movie. Squished together at the other end, Venetia is all but sitting in her brother’s lap, and Felix is hiding his face in her hair - anything to not have to watch the horror on screen.

Three of us sit on the floor. Oliver is tucked between Felix’s legs. I lean against Venetia’s knees next to him, and Farleigh has his head leaned back in the space between Venetia and Pamela, his gaze unflinching as he takes in the atrocity.

“Why is she wet?” Elspeth asks aloud as the girl mercilessly kills the journalist’s boyfriend.

“Because she’s been down the well Mum, geez.” Felix says, barely moving from the safety of hiding behind his sister.

My attention moves from the screen and I tip my head backwards, looking up at Venetia. Catching my look, she grins, and winds one of her hands into my hair, stroking like a cat, her fingernails gently scratching against my scalp. I close my eyes as she sifts through my curls, and savor her touch. I swear, I would do anything for her if she only asked.

Her hand retreats from my head, and I let my eyes flutter open. Farleigh is looking at me, amused, his big brown eyes reflecting the light of the TV screen. I quirk an eyebrow, a silent question.

“You really are her dog.” He says, low under his breath as he turns back to the movie.

I roll my eyes, and go to hit him in the thigh, but he grabs my hand in the air, and brings it down gently against his leg instead of the blow that was coming. He keeps his hand there, on top of mine, sandwiching my palm against his thigh.

I turn my eyes back to the screen to pretend that he didn’t just win whatever that was. I can’t wrap my head around him. At all. One minute, he’s perfectly friendly - we joke, we share cigarettes, we talk in the way that people that have mutual friends do. But then, like a change in the wind, it’s that night on the steps all over again - he’s teasing with narrowed eyes with the word ‘dog’ on his lips. And now, he’s holding my hand on his thigh like we’re-

A loud screech from the TV startles me out of my thoughts, and I jump, hands clenching from the jolt of adrenaline that shoots through me. Next to me, Farleigh swears as my nails dig into the meat of his leg. I pull my hand back to see blood on the very tips of my fingers. “Oh- shit, fuck, sorry, Farleigh are you-?”

Farleigh stands up. “I’m fine.” He says, sounding pissed off and not fine at all as he scoots past me towards the bathroom.

Venetia leans forward. “What’d you do?”

“I accidentally clawed him in the leg,” I say, getting up to go after him. “I’ll be right back, I just want to make sure he’s good.”

Venetia nods, and leans back against her brother as I step over Oliver’s outstretched legs and follow Farleigh’s path out of the library. The house is just as dark - darker, even, without the light of the TV from the library - but the light streaming into the hall from the little cabinet bathroom makes it easy to find him.

Farleigh’s got his leg propped up on the toilet, dutifully wiping the beads of blood away from his thigh with a tissue. He doesn’t look up when I come to a stop in the doorway, but says, “I said I was fine.”

“Well you don’t sound fine.” I say. “You sound like you’re going to cut my leg off while I’m asleep tonight to get revenge.”

He snorts, and looks up at me. “It’s basically a cat scratch, Eves, I’m good.”

“Okay.” I say, but I still linger in the doorway, watching as he places a band-aid over his leg at an angle. There’s a million things I want to say dancing on the tip of my tongue - to apologize again, to ask him what his problem is, to ask why he was basically holding my hand - but what comes out of my mouth is none and all of it at once. “I’m sorry. Do you like me?”

The grin on his face falls as he stands up. For a moment, we just look at each other - him, bathed in the warm light of the bathroom, a halo through his curls like the sun, me, half in the darkness of the hallway, looking up at him. “What?”

“You-,” I start, and then pause, gathering my thoughts. “You keep doing this thing, where you act like we’re almost friends, and then you’ll call me Venetia’s dog, and then you’ll pretend nothing happened, and you were just holding my hand-”

“I like you.” He cuts me off.

I expect him to elaborate, to say something else, but he doesn’t. Instead, we just look at each other for a moment, before I break the stare. “Okay.” I say. “Sorry.”

“It’s okay.” He says, looking back down at his leg, and then grinning at me. “Hardly the worst thing a girl’s done to me.”

I roll my eyes, but smile.

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#saltburn x reader #saltburn #farleigh start x oc #farleigh start x reader #farleigh x reader #farleigh start

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kekaki-cupcakes · 7 months

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Day 9 of @bweirdart 's inktober prompt list, 'future'.

#this is for my oc Dara again #what a flipping suprise #so they really love cats and they got a job at a hairdresser through high school then studied astrology because of their mum [titan of fall #ng stars but that totally unrelated] and then ended up being a foster cat parent and getting an internship at NASA #and if you live in the same apartment block as Dara just bring baked goods and you can get your hair done real swag for like twenty bucks #everyone knows that #inktober #inktober prompts #oc art #autumn #fall #halloween #art #october

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equallyshaw · 5 months

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i get to call you mine | connor bedard.

oc singer x insta edit.

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@sarasings: what an absolute dream .. thankyou for all the love and support and for choosing me to be the winner of the voice '23! s/out to the amazing @niall.horan couldn't have had asked for a better coach🫶🏻 1/2

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@niall.horan: thankyou for the best first season, incredibly proud of you cali girl! cant wait to work together soon xx

↳ @sarasings: thankyou for all the support and love, cheers x

@masonmctavish: there she goes !!! congrats buddy

↳ @sarasings: thanku mas-- see you soon!

@kentjohnson: couldn't have picked a better winner !! so stoked for ya (:

↳ @sarasings: thankyou kent!!

@adamfantilli: hot diggity dog congrats s!

↳ @sarasings: thankyou a!

@connorbedard: so incredibly proud of you, so glad i could be there

↳ @sarasings: best surprise ever i luv u 🥺

@madisenbedard: still crying

↳ @sarasings: luv u sissy

@coltondach: best. finale. ever.

↳ @niall.horan: couldn't agree more!

↳ @kirbydach: I think he's dead

↳ @connorbedard: I think so too

↳ @sarasings: ahh thanku col!

@blakeshelton: congrats girl, you deserved it !!! knew you'd win since wicked games

↳ @sarasings: thank you blake, appreciate all the advice and support you've given me!

@sarasbff: I love you so so much bestie, so proud of you x

↳ @sarasings: love youuuuu

@melaniebedard: so proud of you sweetie, see you soon!

↳ @sarasings: love you mama mel!

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@sarasings: had the absolute best support group cheering from afar, my biggest fan. love you to the moon and back c

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@madisenbedard: cutie pies

@masonmctavish: sobbing

@adamfantilli: cats outta the bag

↳ @kevinkorchinski: our fav couple no longer a secret 😭

↳ @adamfantilli: I know :(

@connorbedard: only the best for the best

↳ @sarasings: 🤍

@niall.horan: thank goodness I never have to hear another ft from yall ever again...talk about annoying

↳ @sarasings: oh shush!

↳ @kellyclarkson: he's crying in singleness

↳ @sarasings: bahahah

↳ @niall.horan: thankyou for outing me k

@reginapats: congratulations sara, so happy for you!

↳ @sarasings: love you guys, thankyou for all the support!

@sarasbff: so cute

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@connorbedard: so incredibly proud of this amazing girl that i get to call mine, love you s

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@madisenbedard: woah hard launch

@masonmctavish: alright alright alright, idk how you ever got her to say yes still

@kevinkorchinski: I guess y'all are cute

@sarasings: I love you so stinkin much -- thankyou for all the support in the world

↳ @connorbedard: love you babe

@adamfantilli: besties

↳ @kentjohnson: my besties

↳ @sarasings: woah dudes, calm down.

↳ @connorbedard: I dont like you guys enough to be considered 'besties'

↳ @kevinkorchinski: sobbing

@melaniebedard: love you guys!

↳ @connorbedard: thanks mum

↳ @sarasings: love you more!

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hope you enjoyed!

#connor bedard #connor bedard x oc #connor bedard blurb #connor bedard imagine #connor bedard fic #nhl #hockey #nhl fic #hockey fic #nhl imagine #nhl blurb #hockey imagine #hockey blurb #kevin korchinski #mason mctavish #adam fantilli #kent johnson #chicago blackhawks

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fox-daddy · 13 days

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The arcana as stolen memes again, again

Julian; the desire to disappear vs the desire to be held and wanted

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Mc: what is the most complicated way to cook an egg?

Nadia without missing a beat: Atmospheric re-entry

Mc holding an egg:...well shit

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Muriel: What if instead of stepping out of my comfort zone I step into an even comfier zone?

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Lucio: huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when that happens

Lucio: NEVERMIND, my mum just said skill issue to me

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Mc: I wish I had the ability

Muriel:...to do what?

Mc:yeah

Muriel:...

Mc:...

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Asra: I think we should have glowstick juice injected in our bones when we're born so if we break em there's a fun little surprise

Mc: whats the surpise?

Julian cutting in: blood poisoning

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Lucio: if you step on a person's foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.

Mc: trying not to encourage him by laughing*

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Mc: one time Asra put a glass of milk on the table in front of me and I meant to ask them 'who's milk is this?' because I wasn't sure if it was for me or if they were putting it down on the table to go grab something else and I just stared down at the milk and said 'who's this?' and they turned around and without missing a beat said 'that's your new friend mr.milk' then we stared at each other for a solid twenty seconds before they asked if I was high.

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(modern day arcana *not the au faking it*)

Nadia: the worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses

Mc: you know their are no witnesses if you're bad enough at parallel parking

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Mc; those moments when straight people assume you're one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

Nadia: lebionage

Portia:bi spy

Julian: it's an ace case

Asra: secret gaygent

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Nadia: 'kobe' is for accuracy and precision while 'yeet' is for power and distance

Mc: I can turn this into dnd stats

Nadia:???

Mc:Kobe is dexterity, yeet is strength, oof is constitution, tea is intelligence, yolo is wisdom, and wig is charisma

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Mc; You want to know one of my favorite facts? If you leave a hamster wheel out in the forest wild mice will come and run on it. That is one of my favourite facts.

Muriel:... bobcats and lynx's will sit in cardboard boxes abandoned in the forest. I asked Asra about it and they said 'cat's' while shrugging.

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Mc; George Washington died in 1799, 15 years before the first dinosaur was classified. So therefore, Gorge Washington never knew about dinosaurs

Portia: Why does this make me so sad?

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Nadia: if you add two pounds of sugar to literally one ton of concrete it will ruin the concrete and make it unable to set properly. Which is good to know if you want to resist something being built, French anarchists used this to resist prison construction in the 80's.

Portia: I'm just going to go ahead and take a note about this for purely educational purposes.

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Julian: you got to be dunkin my doughnuts

Asra: you gotta be hutting my pizza

Portia: you gotta be mackin my donalds

Nadia: you're really innin my outs here, buddy. You're fivein my guys.

Lucio: ya whiting my castle. Ya darying my queen. Ya steaking my shake.

Mc: but are you belling my taco?

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(ones with my oc's because why not)

Hunter: stuck in an elevator because Portia decided to jump?

Everyone minus Muriel and Julian: fucken mint

Hunter: Julian's had three panic attacks in ten minutes?