full review for Ocean's Blood ★★★★★ by Thelma Mantey, provided in return for being an ARC reader:
I am rounding up my review from 4.5 stars to 5 because despite a few small criticisms I had, I consumed this book in about 2 days and am desperately clawing for the sequel.
The book's description does not do it justice. My eyes honestly glazed over the first time I read it, and I only stopped from backing out of the page when I noticed the comparison to Captive Prince at the end. Which filled me with dread, because despite being one of my favorite series to this day, the few dark gay romances Capri has inspired have failed, in my eyes, to hit the marks that make it so special. But my curiosity got the best of me. What if Ocean's Blood understood the marks? What if /this/ was the book that could finally touch the same vein that Capri first awakened in me, and has been starving ever since?
I can't accurately say how glad I am I gave this book a chance. It delivers on every front, and so much more. It goes beyond its own comparison to Capri and delivers wholly unique lore that always had me fully gripped, despite being relatively exposition heavy (the first of my criticisms). Ocean's Blood delivers vampires under its own name, with enough solid and distinct lore to make that name stick. Singers are terrifying, and the dread they instill from the very first chapter had me enthralled. So did the story, which pulled no punches, and had me feeling gored and helpless as I followed Vindt's painful story.
A lot of dark fantasy, in my experience, tends to shy from going too dark, or loses itself in gratuitous misery at the expense of other elements. Ocean's Blood hit a perfect balance for me. Violence, pain, and blood, yes, but also the careful undercurrents of something more. Something that has no business blossoming under these grim conditions, and I can't wait to see how that thread will no doubt continue in the sequel. Because another thing this book throws itself into wholeheartedly is its /slowburn/. Which, in this day and age, seems to be a dying genre, at least in its fullest form. As well as enemies to lovers (truly enemies!), and oh how delightful it is to find a book that not only understands the assignment but loves it, and wields it to tear at my heart like a singer's own song.
As for Vindt and Ashe - I feel like we've only scratched the surface of their personalities, and knowing that the story isn't finished yet makes me wary of giving an assessment too early. But I'm excited for what was set up for them at the end of this book, and my curiosity for what will happen to them (and between them) will eat at me every day. If it wasn't already obvious, I'm deeply invested, and will sing this book's praises every day if that's what it takes to get the next book released.
My only other criticism is a few minor points where the language broke my immersion ('braincells'? 'vibes'? what year and world does this story take place in, again?) but they were very easy to overlook. For a debut novel this is extremely promising, I have already begun to tell all my friends about it, and anyone else who will listen. This is an author to watch and support by any means.
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crocodile icefish pls they are my favorite bony fish. if u want a cartilaginous fish greenland sharks are my fav of those 👀👀👀
Today on CHUNK! FUNK! GUNK! We rate
the CROCODILE ICEFISH:
1/10 Chunk
10/10 Funk
0-1/10 Gunk
Today is the crocodile icefish! (also called the white-blooded fish because apparently they don’t have hemoglobin in their blood) Awhile ago I did the other half of this anonymous user’s request, so today I finally finish their ask!
They are very bony, low chunk. The crocodile icefish is super funky though, getting style points from its cool frill and see-through bits. Also, it doesn’t have red blood cells, which is very weird and I’m kind of jealous. Extreme funk. I couldn’t find much in my brief research about their slime or mucous secretion, so I am left to assume that if they have any, it’s probably not that remarkable. Low gunk.
Overall: 8/10
It reminds me of something I would see in the game Subnautica! Also they’re really cute. Look at its little face.
What a guy (=´∀`)
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The JoJo's and whether I think they're flat earthers
Jonathan - Knows the Earth is round but respects the 'opinion' of flat earthers
Joseph - Knows the Earth is round but acts like a flat earther to piss people (specifically Caesar) off. Also an avid maker of "The Earth may be flat but this ass isn't" jokes
Jotaro - Has a mental breakdown at the idea of people thinking the Earth is flat. Polnareff once made a joke about it and Jotaro threatened to kick him out of the group and leave him in a hotel with shitty toilets.
Josuke - Knows the Earth is round but every now and again falls for flat earth conspiracies. Also once started an argument with Rohan by saying the Earth is flat for the sole purpose of making his life miserable.
Giorno - Knows the Earth is round and isn't willing to even joke about it with Fugo around
Jolene - Knows the Earth is round but also jokes about the Florida school system teaching all the kids the Earth is flat. Also once said the Earth was flat for the sole purpose of pissing Jotaro off.
Johnny - Was a flat earther. Didn't even question it until he mentioned it to Gyro and he sat him down for a full 2 hours explaining that the Earth was round and why (Johnny still doesn't fully get it)
Gappy/Jos8ke - Flat Earther (self explanatory)
Jodio - Knows the Earth is round but will take the opposing side in whatever Twitter argument he decides to join in on.
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Okie, going ahead with this
Opening up pre-orders for these jobro sticker designs I wanna make to go with the other jojo strickers!
Gonna keep preorders open until the 16th of Feb when i get back from my trip
[Commission Prices][Etsy][Buy me a Kofi]
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